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The McHenry Pialndcaler Published by F. Q. SCti REINER. McHENRY, luLiNGiS Precipitation is aviation's worst en­ emy. Airships have not yet filed freight tariffs. Winter is looking over the fence at us. i EOOY AT REST •OSTON SERVICE AT BIER OP CHRISTIAN SCIENCE LEADER ATTENDED BY 120. ONLY PINK ROSES ON CASKET Relatives, Members of Household and Officials of Church Make Up Com­ pany of Mourners--Body Placed in Vault at Mount Auburn Cemetery, sivA* si ens or rcrusmg to stay put "The hobble skirt is passing," says fashion note. But slowly, of course. One of the requisites of an aero­ plane flight is a check for a good-sized amount. One of the shocking new plays brought out in New York is named "Electricity," The th am ping of the steam pipes in the early morning means more noise but not more heat Chinese officials must give up their jobs or their queues. The latter will naturally have to go. A London scientist has invented a sore cure for a cold. So has every­ body else in the world. A Hoosler dentist has planned a tooth insurance policy. He may bite off more than he can chew. In future, when aviation meets are to be stopped by the police, they will have to have more "fly cops." There are 80.000 rooms in New York without light. And yet they boast of the Great White Way. With aeroplane makers organised the pickets could have lots of fun making faces at non union craft. King Chulalongkorn is dead. Com- positors will be glad to learn that his successor's name is Chowfa Malm Va- jlravauch. A lecturer declared lately that the perfect woman of the future will not be a mother. Then she will not be a perfect woman. The woman who has a pet boa con cfcrlctor 11 feet long shouldn 't kick if her husband brings home a load of snake bite cure. Man Is a useless creature, asserts a Chicago woman lecturer. What ? Who'd «tay home and tend the baby if it wasn't for men? Still, there are some young men who «te more Interested in the price of American beauty roses than in the cost of beefsteak. About the time a man begins to grow brush heaps in his ears he loses Interest in the changing vagaries of fashions in socks. The Massachusetts girl who can throw a baseball like Ellam is a fac­ tory girl. No college or society girl can compete with her. Shakespeare may have had the man- birds in mind when he mentioned the condition cf being "horsed on the sightless corners of the air." It ti alleged that dressed Peruvian monkeys are being sold as rabbits in the London market What a waste there must be in monkey talis. A Toronto girl who thought she was marrying a young capitalist Boon dis­ covered that her husband was a bur­ glar. Is not marriage a lottery? Boston.--The body of Mrs. Mary Baker Glover Eddy was placed in the receiving vault at Mount Auburn cemetery Thursday after services at­ tended by 120 persons, including her family, relatives, members of her households, officials of the Christian Science church and publishing house and her personal students residing in Boston and vicinity. Funeral services at the Chestnut Hill home were simple and were con­ ducted with quiet dignity. Long be­ fore the time for the services to be­ gin the holders of cards of admission began to arrive Judge Clifford P. Smith, first reader of the mother church, conducted the services. A great hall divides the house. At the left are two parlors and in the rear parlor in the bay window was the coffin of massive bronze, contain­ ing the body of Mrs. Eddy. Upon the coffin, which was closed, Mrs. Eddy's son and her grandchildren and her' adopted son having seen the well- known face, was a bunch of pink roses from the members of the household This was the only floral offering to be seen. In the rear of the hall Judge Smith was stationed. Those invited to the services were In the hall, the paiioi auu tiife library, to ine right of the entrance. Grouped on the second floor at the head of a wide staircase were Mrs. Eddy's family, her other relatives and members of her household. The furniture had been removed from the room where the cof­ fin sat. The old rose draperies harmo­ nized with the wall decorations, and the soft light of day illuminated the surroundings. Judge Smith began the services the reading of a lesson sermon cor relative passages from "Science and Health, With Key to the Scriptures." The poem by Mrs. Eddy, "Mother's Evening Prayer," was read by Mrs Carol Hoyt. Powers, second reader of the mother church. This concluded the services and the coffin was then carried out of the door to the porte cochere, where the hearse was in waiting and the journey to Mount Auburn cemetery was begun. There was no service at the receiv­ ing vault other than the reading cf the XX"III. Psalm by Judge Smith and last verse in Jude: "To the only wise God, our Saviour, be glory and majes­ ty, dominion and power, both now and ever," given as a benediction. The coffin was then taken within by the pallbearers, tf - vault was sealed and there a guard will be main­ tained until a mausoleum has been built on the plots chosen for the final resting place of the body. The Swiss are going to construct another tunnel through the Alps. Evi- fently they do not take much stock In aerial route taken by Chavez. Three of the last load of deer brought into Bangor, Me., says an ex­ change, were shot by women. Who •ays a woman can't hit anything she aims at? 1 They are going to put up another fcuge building in New York, this time One of 46 stories. Daylight will yet fee at a premium on the Manhattan street level. A preacher says that young women prefer marriage to missionary work. If they tackle the former, however, they'll find that they're in for a bit of the latter. U. S. CENSUS IS 91,972,266 Including Dependencies and Terri­ tories Count Is 101,000,000-- Showlrfg Big Gain. Washington.--The inhaiytants of the United States number 93,402,151, according to the figures announced by the census bureau Saturday. This number includes all of the etates, t*-"- ritories. District of Columbia. Alaska, Hawaii and Porto Rico and is ex­ clusive of the Philippine Islands. The increase in the population of the na­ tion during the last decade was 16.- 145,521, or 20.9 per cent. In 1890 the population was 62.979.766. In the continental United States the population is 91,972,266, an increase of 15,977,691, or 21 per cent, over 75,994,575 in 1900. The stars and stripes float over 101,100,000 souls In the United States and Insular possessions. This includes 7,635,426 In the Philippine Islands as enumerated to the census of 1903 and the estimates of the population in the Island of Guam, the American pos­ sessions In Samoa and persons In the Panama canal zone. Only scientific institutions or learn­ ed chemists will be permitted to buy radium. As it is Jo6,000.000 a pound, one can readily tee what hardship this arbitrary regulation is going to work among the general public, seek­ ing radium bargains. In Detroit a man wa? arrested be­ cause he shot off firecrackers on the twenty-fifth anniversary of his wed­ ding. A man who wants to celebrate because he has been married twenty- five years ought to have some privi­ leges. BIBLE MAKES VOTE VOID Kentucky Court Nullifies An Election in Which "Drys" Use Scriptures As An Emblem. Frankfort, Ky.--Herause the "drys" of Powell county, Ky., used the Bible as an emblem on their ballots in a recent local option elec tion and carried the county, the state court of appeals has declared the election void. On each ballot was the picture of an open book with the words "Holy Bible" under it. The "wets" for an emblem used the pic­ ture of a whiskey bottle and a glass, out of which protruded the head of a snake. Fanatics Clash In Calcutta. Calcutta --Several combatants were killed and many injured in a serious fight Saturday between rival religious factions The fanatics were only rout­ ed when troops charged them several times. ill An Oregon detective has been deco­ rated by China for guarding the Chin­ ese prince on the latter's recent visit to this country. But a detective sport­ ing a yellow jacket and a peacock feather would be rather hampered in Ids business of secret identity. Seventeenth Wife Is Dead. Salt Lake, Utah. --Harriet Amelia Folsom, seventeenth and favorite wife of Brigham Young, died here Sunday of paralysis, aged seventy-two years. Her birthplace was Bufialo, New York. m' Via® I * The Boston Transcript remarks that "the best thing for a black eye is a plausible explanation. "fcv'is. ' This looks like something new in the way of domestic economy. A will filed in the New York Surrogate's of­ fice provides for an allowance to one of the heirs, a young lady, for the jmrpose of giving an education which should be practical and include "cook­ ery, drawing and cutting." It evi­ dently was the purpose of the testa­ tor to have the girl trained for house- %Ueiy duties. Run Closes Small Bank. Macon, 111.--The Farmers and Mer chants bank failed to open Friday fol lowing a run. The institution is a pri vate bank and has been operated for 40 years by J. L. and E. L. liight. De posits of $100,000 were In the zank. OVER 180 CHRISTIANS SLAIN BEDOUINS MASSACRK TURKISH GARRISON IN SYRIA. Attack Made In Revenge for the Execution o< a Chief--"Tribe* men Hoia Fortress. FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT. E. H. Ozmun, U. S. Envoy, Dead. Constantinople, Turkey. -- Edward Henry Ozmun, American consul-gen eral here, died Friday after a brief ill- ness. He was born at Rochester. Minn-, August 6, 1857. Cbnstantinople.--More than 100 Christian inhabitants of the town of Kerak, in the Turkish vilayet of Syria, together with the Turkish garrison at that place, were massacred by Bed­ ouins, in revenge for the execution of one of their chiefs, according to a dispatch from Jerusalem, Friday. The Bedouins, the dispatch adds, hold the fortress, in the vicinity of which there has been desultory fight­ ing between the tribesmen and the government troops for the last year and a half. Kerak, formerly the capital of Moab, has a population of 8,000, of whom fi.OOO Moslems. The tows is the last on the road from Damas­ cus to Mecca, where Christians may reside. It stands on the mountains of Moab and may be seen from Jeru­ salem, 50 miles away. There are no American mission­ aries there, the only missionary sta­ tion being that of the British Church Missionary Society for Africa and the East. This is a branch of the organ­ isation at Es Salt, and Is composed of one missionary, his wife and one na­ tive worker. Frequent atrocities and massacres against Christians In Asiatic Turkey have occurred within the past year, the most serious of which was in April, 1910, when 5,000 were slain near Alexandretta. Two Christian vil­ lages on the Palas coast were burned and hundreds of persons murdered. The United States sent warships to Turkish waters to protect American missionaries. T _ t ipf IP / ////lift aU /AXMit» 'jr it SS/M rsiS/MM m wwmss fm! / -««<*?•*>; vJlNtt in-mm JURY FREES MENLO MOORE Theatrical Man Acquitted of the Slay­ ing of Wealthy Indiana Oil Operator. Vlncennes, Ind.-- "Not guilty" was the verdict of the jury in the case of Menlo Moore, manager of a circuit of theaters, who was charged with mur der in the killing of Charles E. Gib­ son, a wealthy operator in the .Indiana- Illinois oil fields. When the verdict was read the crowd in the courtroom broke Into a cheer, and men rushed to the platform and carried Moore from the court­ room. The court made no effort to stop the demonstration. The trial had been in progress for about ten days, and was one of the most sensational ever held in southern Indiana. RETURNS FOR HIS TRIAL W. M. Morrisey, Special Collector for Jacksonville, III., Gives Him­ self Up Voluntarily. Jacksonville, 111.--William M. Mor­ risey, former attorney and spe­ cial collector for the city of Jockson- ville, under indictment for alleged shortages of $48,000, has arrived here from McCook, Neb. A bench warrant was issued for Morrisey last Saturday and when notified he came here volun­ tarily. MoiTisey acknowledges that he is short, but will claim he took the money and turned it over to others. MANY ARE LOST IN CYCLONE Advices From Spanish Frontier Say Wind Caused Disaster in West­ ern Part of Country. Cerebere, France.--Advices receiv­ ed here say western Spain has been swept by a cyclone that razed every­ thing in its path. Several small vessels sank In the harbor of Corunna and a number of persons were drowned. At Seville the river rose ten feet, flooding the valley. Several persons were killed and many injured near Bilbao. BANDITS TUNNEL UNDER BANK Centennial National of Virginia, 111., Is Blown by Five Masked Robbers Who Escape. Jacksonville, 111.--The Centennial National bank of Virginia was blown by five masked banditi who made their escape by automobile. Patrick Kinney, the night watchman, was bound and gagged and locked up in the president's office. The burglars had tunneled under the bank, it is claimed. Little funds were secured No clue to perpetra­ tors. S5- iyw- liifilfc /,.» '-r- • *. • vmwm " ... Cholera Row in Funchal. Lisbon.--Advices from Funchal state that the situation growing out of the cholera epidemic Is serious thronghout Madeira. Cholera riots oc­ cur dally. The food supply is running short and the Portuguese gunboat Zaire was sent to the island carrying troops and medicines. U. 8. Loses Coal Trust Suit. Philadelphia.--The United States rircuit court here dismissed the suit filed by the government to dissolve the anthracite coal trust Thursday, but declared the Temple Iron com­ pany to be a combination in violation of the Sherman anti-trust law. Lasker Retains Chess Title. Berlin.--Dr. Emanuel Lasker of New York Thursday retained the world's chess championship by de­ feating the challenger. D. JanowskJ of Paris, with a score of 8 games to 0. Rich Recluse Dies in Incendiary Fire. Caldwell, O.--Mrs. Minerva Wil­ liams, eighty-five, a recluse, was burned to death in a fire that con­ sumed her home near here Wednes­ day. Mrs. Williams, it was rumored, bad $5,000 in currency concealed In the house, and it is believed thieves robbed her and eet fire to the houss. MARINES REStIL IN RIO JANEIRO AND ARE ALM0ST ANNI­ HILATED. SEIZE A FORT IN THE BAY Only Surrender When 200 or More Are Kiiied and Wounded--Senate De­ clares a Seige--Scoutship Joins in Seditious Movement. Rio Janeiro.--The soldiers at the fortress on Cobra island revolted Fri­ day night, captured the fortress and withstood a bombardment lasting from 5:30 Saturday morning until 11 o'clock at night. The rebels were al­ most annihilated by the lire from the land batteries and warships, losing over 200 killed and wounded. The scoutship Rio Grande do Sul joined in the rising, but the mutinous sailors soon were subdued by their officers and a part of the local garri­ son that remained faithful. The seditious movement. It is be­ lieved, has now been completely throt­ tled, but the senate, dtSpite the op­ position of Ruy Barbosa, the former president of that body, voted to de­ clare a state of siege for 30 days. The guns of the land batteries were trained on the island, which lies in the bay of Rio Janeiro, only a short distance from the city and opposite the marine arsenal. A heavy fire was directed against the rebels, and this continued with­ out cessation for five hours. Then a white flag appeared, and it was be­ lieved that the rebels were ready to surrender, but they asked only for an armistice, probably for the purpose of removing the dead and injured Two land batteries and two loyal warships took part in the bombard­ ment, and the artillery duel continued with great violence for many hours. The detonations of the ISig guns caused the whole city to tremble. The island proved a good target for the batteries and renlied with a vig­ orous fire, employing considerable shrapnel. Many persons were killed along the shore and In adjoining streets. The fight against the Rio Grande do Sul lasted three hours, and among the killed was one officer. Small bands of rebels climbed into launches and drew near the front of the Palacio Cattete, but they were forced to re­ tire. The government notified the leaders of the rising that the island would be taken by assault if they did not sur­ render. In the meantime President Fonseca sent a message on the situ­ ation to the senate, together with his views. Striking Tailors In Riots. Chicago.--Five men were arreBted, a policeman was struck on the head with a brick and made unconscious and residents were thrown into ex­ citement in a series of outbreaks Fri­ day by striking garment workers who are declared to have surrounded and stoned homes of non-union tailor shop employes. All sorts of missiles were hurled at the houses, windows were shattered and the families of the non­ union men in some instances fled into the street. Casaday, Plowmaker, Dead. South Bend, Ind.--William L. Casa­ day, millionaire manufacturer and in­ ventor of South Bend, died suddenly Saturday at his winter home, Ocean Park, near Ix>s Angeles. Cal. Death was caused by heart disease. Submarine Blast Hurts Three. San Diego, ,Cal.--By the explosion of a defective intake valve of the en­ gine on the submarine boat Grampus Saturday three enlisted members of the crew were injured, one so badly that it is expected he will die. Makes New Aviation Record. Memphis, Tenn.--Rene Barrier mads a new world's record here Wt;4nesdaj when he flew 18 miles at Jlfc; rat* ol almost 88 mile* an. hour. Police Chief Asked to Quit. Milwaukee -- Mayor Emil Seidel Fri­ day asked for the resignation of Chief of Police John T. Janssen on the al­ leged ground that the chief will not work in harmony with the city admin­ istration. Newspaper Man Is a Suicide. Mllwauke -.--John W. Schaum, for­ merly part owner of the Milwaukee Journal, committed suicide Friday by shooting himself through the head. Business trouble is assigned as the cause. CHARLTON GOES BACK TO ITALY S. SURRENDERS ALLEGED WIFE MURDERER. State Department Decides That Treaty Must Be Interpreted Literally Until It Is Abrogated. Washington.--The state department Friday decided that Italy is entitled to the extradition of Porter Charlton, which was demanded on a charge of murder and who confessed to the murder of his wife near Lake Como, Italy. It is held by the department that the treaty under which Italy made the demand must be interpreted literally until It shall have been abrogated. The department holds that treaties are not reciprocal, which means that a treaty may be binding, even though one nation has the advantage over the other in some of its details. Such a treaty Is undoubtedly the one now in force between Italy and the United States, but the department frankly says that it will abide by the conven­ tion as a principle of national faith. The decision of the department does not mean that Charlton will imme­ diately ii&ve *jn go in Italv and stand trial. The matter may be carried to the courts where the prisoner's sanity will be determined. In such event Charlton would be held here for al­ most two years. JURY ACQUITS MENL0 MOORE Indiana Theatrical Manager Freed In Trial, Carried from Court by Cheering Thousands. Vlncennes, Ind.---"Not guilty" was the verdict of the Jury Friday in the case of Menlo Moore, manager of a circuit of theaters, who was charged with murder in the killing of Charles- E. Gibson, a wealthy operator In the Indiana-Illinois oil fields. When the verdict was read the crowd in the courtroom broke into 'a cheer, and men rushed to the plat foi«a and carried Moore from the court roofii. "fee court made no ef­ fort to stop the demonstration. The trial had been In progress for about ten days, and was one of the most sensational ever held in south­ ern Indiana. Moore shot Gibson on the railway station platform here several months ago. Gibson's conduct toward Mrs. Moore was gi*tr. tfte ol ifce tragedy. FOUR ARE FOUND MURDERED Aged Woman and Three Men Clubbed to Death--Former Hired Men Suspected. Kansas City. Mo.--Mrs. Emellne Bernhard, aged seventy-five; her son George, aged forty; Tom Morgan, a trapper, aged seventeen, and a hired man named Worth were found mur­ dered on the Bernhard farm, In Kan­ sas, near Martin City, Mo.. 20 miles south of here Saturday, according to Prosecuting Attorney James Little of ohnson county, Kan., who telegraphed the information to this city. All the victims had been clubbed to death. Robbery is believed to have been the motive, as the prockets of the dead were turned wrong side out. Former hired men and a stranger seen near the farm recently are suspected. Wounds Rancher, Kills Self. Portland, Ore.--Frank Linaker, sup­ posed to be from Menlo, la.. Saturday shot Edward Naylor, a rancher, at Forest Grove, inflicting a serious and perhaps fatal wound, and then killed himself. Dump $14,000 In Opium Into River. Kansas City, Mo.--A wagonload of opium valued at $14,000 was dumped Into the Missouri river here Saturday by government officials. The drug was seized in raids upon Chinese dives last summer. Many Sail for Old Homes. New York.--Eager to reach their na­ tive homes in time to celebrate the Christmas holidays, more than 10.000 steerage passengers left this city Sat­ urday on the various trans-Atlantic liners. Breaks World's High Mark. Pau, France.--A new aeroplane alti­ tude record was made Friday by M. Le Gagneaur, who reached the height of 10,449 feet at the aviation. He land­ ed half frozen after a remarkable de seenL U. if PROBERS DECIDE BRIBERY CHARGES ARE NOT PROVEN. . NO DISSENTING VOTE OAST Report Gees to Committee and Later to the Upper House of Congress for Rati- Washington.--The subcommittee of (he senate which has been Investiga­ ting t'he charges of bribery in connec­ tion with the election of Senator William Lorimer of Illinois, Monday decided unanimously that the testi­ mony does not prove any of the charges made. The committee took up the evi­ dence in its entirety at an executive session. It canvassed the testimony, weighed the evidence and the argu­ ments and took Into consideration all of the facts that have been advanced In connection with the charges con­ cerning Lorimer's election and decid­ ed there had toeen shown no founda­ tion for the charges that bribery had entered into the case in connection with Mr. Lorimer's election The motion finally was offered to import to the full committee of the senate that the charges had net beeh proved. On this motion there was no dissenting vote in the subcommittee. Following this action the subcommit­ tee s report will be prepared for the full committee at once, and the re­ port will be sent to the senate within a short time. The charge that Senator Lorimer had purchased his seat in the United States senate was first made publicly when the confession of Charles A. White, a member of the Illinois legis­ lature from O'Fallon, was published on Atiril 30, 1910. The names of Rob­ ert E. Wilson, Lee O'Neil Browne, H. J. C. Beckemeyer and Michael Link were mentioned as having been in­ volved in the purchase of the•sena­ torial toga. White confessed that he had been paid $1,000 for his Lorimer vote by Lee O'Neil Browne, the mi­ nority leader in Springfield. White himself was a Democrat, and Sena­ tor Lorimer had been elected by a combination of Democrats and Re­ publicans. Immediately after the publication of the story all the legislators in­ volved were summoned to the state's attorney's office in Chicago. Under a grilling examination lasting several days and under the threats of prosecu­ tion on perjury charges, confessions of the truth of White's charges were gotten from Link and Beckemeyer. An Indictment was returned at once in Cook county charging Lee O'Neil Browne with bribery, and another in­ dictment was returned in Sangamon county carrying a similar charge against State Senator John Broderick. Robert E. Wilson was also indicted for bribery and Joseph Clark of Van- dalia was indicted on a charge of per­ jury, he having denied receiving any portion of the money alleged to have been pp.id him for the Lorimer vote. The indictments against Broderick, Wilson and Clark are still pending in Cook and Sangamon counties. Lee O'Neil Browne was tried twice in the criminal court of Cook county. The first time the jury disagreed and the second jury returned a verdict of not guilty. There la no playing fast and looeft •••: with truth, in any game, withot#^, growing the worse for It,--Dickens, JUSTICE WHITE NOW CHIEF Louisiana Man Is Confirmed as Head of the United States Supreme Court. Washington.--President Taftw Mon­ day sent to the senate the nomina­ tion of Associate Justice Edward Douglass White to be chief justice of the United States Supreme court and the senate immediately confirmed it. The president also sent In the fol­ lowing nominations: To be associate justices of the United States Supreme court, Judge Willis Van Devant.er of Wyoming and Judge Joseph Rucker Lamar of Georgia. T6 be Judges of the new Court of Commerce: Martin A. Knapp, now chairman of the interstate commerce commission, for a term of five years. Robert W. Archbald, now United States District judge for the middle district of Pennsylvania, term of four years. William H. Hunt, now a Judge of the Court of Customs Appeals, for­ merly United States District judge of the district of Montana, term of three years. John Emmett Garland of South Da­ kota, term of two years. Julian W. Mack, now Judge of the appellate circuit court of the First Illinois district, term of one year. To be members of the interstate commerce commission: B.H.Meyer of Wisconsin and C. C. McChord of Kentucky. . Take 26 Dead From Mine. Vancouver, B. C.--Reports Monday from the scene of the accident: at the mine^ of the Western Canada col­ lieries at Bellevue, Alberta, say 26 bodies nave been recovered. One of these is the body of Fred Aulderson of Hosmer, who was with the first rescue party. Congressman Cook Stricken. Washington.--Representative Joel Cook of Pennsylvania suffered a stroke of apoplexy Monday ard is at his home here in a serious condition. Cupid's "Jonah" Quits Beneh. Columbus, Ind.--Discouraged be­ cause all couples, with one exception, whom he had joined together in wed­ lock had been divorced, David D. Coons, justice of the peace in Need- ham township, resigned Monday. He said he was a "Jonah of matrimony." iTv! m Deputy Sheriff Shot Dead. Hutchinson, Kan--Thomas Fowler, a deputy sheriff, was shot dead here Monday by an unidentified man, whoriK he had arrested on suspicion that he was a burglar. Dr. Pierce's Pellets, small, rfugar-eoate^ •aay to take as candy, regulate and invUKp orate stomach, liver and bowels and tnik somtipation. •• !s the , *TTe are thinking of putting an trie sign over the church." "It might be a good idea." "But there are factions. We canf . decide whether to feature the mlniste# or the soprano of the choir." *1, What ResHiol Accomplishes la Triity -- Wonderful, , I frequently have patients who are troubled with skin eruptions, and have taken occasion to recommend Reslnol, and In some cases the cures have seemed miraculous, and had I not seen them both before and after, would scarcely have believed them true. One lady told me that she had spent over *100 in VmlCuS remedies, snd : nss cured with one 50c jar of Reslnol. It Is truly a wonderful cure for ecsema and other Itching troubles. F. M. Stevens, D. D. 8., Dover, N. EL U v?: What World Lost? "It was the worst calamity that ever happened to me," sighed the pale, in­ tellectual high browed young woman "I had written a modern society nov­ el, complete to the last chapter, and a careless servant girl gathered the sheets of the manuscript from the floor, where the wind had blown them, and used them to start a fire in the grate." "What a burning shame that was!" commented Miss Tartan. SAVED OLD LADY'S HAIR "My mother use& to have a very bad humor on her head which the doctors called an eczema, and lor It I had two different, doctors. Her head was very sore and her hair nearly all fell out In spite of what they both did. One day her niece came In and they were speaking of how her hair was falling out and the doctors did It no good. She says, 'Aunt, why don't you try Cutlcura Soap and Cutlctira Oint­ ment?' Mother did and they helped her. In six months' time the Itching, burning and scalding of her head' was over and her hair began growlpg To­ day she feels much In debt to Cutl­ cura Soap and Ointment lor the fine head of hair she has for an old lady of seventy-four. "My own case was an eczema in my feet. As soon as the cold weather came my feet would itch and burn and then they would crack open and bleed. Then I thought I would flee to my mother's friends, Cutlcura Soap and Cutlcura Ointment I did for four or five winters, and now my feet are as smooth as any one's. Ellsworth Dun­ ham, Hiram, Me., Sept 30, 1909." Why Do They? Why women like the baldheaded man it is somewhat difficult to define. It may be because he appears to be: Thoughtful and kind. Trustworthy and confiding. Whim­ sical. Past the fellies and frivolities of youth. Usually successful. A man of property. Opinions why women like the bald- headed man obtained by the Dally Mirror are as follows: He is not silly like young men. He accepts refusals of marriage so nicely that one Is sorry one did not' accept him. The bald patch looks so clean and nice. One would like to kiss it. A doctor welcomes baldness when it comes to him, as It is a sign of Be- dateness and dignified learning, which Invariably increases his practise. A LINGERER. m y, wmmm w/m'wb The Eldest Daughter--If Harry had lived in the old days he'd have made a good knight. Her father--I dont know mnch about that--but It takes him a Ions time to say 'good night' now. Gives Breakfast Zest and Relish Post Toasties A sweet, crisp, whole­ some food made of Indian Corn, ready to serve right from the box with cream and sugar. Flavoary Delicious Economical "The Memory Lingers" Ftataa Own! Oonpaay, tXI, Mil* Kick.