\U McHenry Plaintfesler VOBLI8Hi»*> nfERY UY F. a. SCH REINER. Offloe In Bank Building. Telephone, Mo. IB. TKRM8 OF SUBSCRIPTIONi Jneyear 11.50 ill months, 7Scts. > Three months. Mote. Thursday, December 39,1910. WEEKLY PERSONAL ITEMS COMERS AND GOERS Or A WEEK IN OUR BUSY LITTLE VILLAGE. AS SEEN BY PLAINDEALER REPORTERS AND HANDED INTO OUR OFFICE BY OUR FRIENDS. THK NORTHERN LIFK OF ILLI NOIS. Theo. Schiessle was a Chicago visitor Wednesday. John Pfannenstill was a county seat visitor Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. G. C. Boley were Chi cago visitors Tuesday. E. F. Matthews boarded the Chicago train Wednesday morning. Fid. Litzau of Cary was a recent business visitor in McHenry. C. E. Jecks was among the Chicago passengers Tuesday morning. F. J. Herbes was among the Chicago passengers Wednesday morning. N. H. Petesch was a business visitor in the metropolitan city Tuesday. C. S. Howard was a business visitor at Wilmot, Wis., one day last week. Fred Feltz spent Monday as the guest of relatives at the county seat. Ed. Martin of Woodstock passed Sunday at the home of E. E. Bassett. Everett Hunter was a business visitor in the metropolitan city last Saturday. Everett Hunter transacted business matters in the windy city Wednesday. Miss Lillian Pouse is passing the week as the guest of Chicago rela tives. Henry E. Buch and Henry Heimer passed Monday night at North Crystal Lake. Paul Iiarbian is spending the week :is the guest of Chicago relatives and friends. E. W. Howe attended to matters of a business nature in the windy city Tuesday. Henry and Clara Miller are spending the week as the guests of Chicago relatives. Mrs. Peter Worts of Chicago passed Sunday and Monday as the guest of relatives here. Mr. and Mrs. W. D. Gould were among the Chicago passengers last Friday morning. W. D. Monear and Mrs. W. W. Monear of Solon passed a day last week in McHenry. Mr. and Mrs. John Schreiner of Elgin are spending the week among McHenry relatives. E. L. Hall and Joe Lawrence of Ringwood passed Sunday as the guests of McHenry friends. C. S. Howard and son, Ray, attended to matters of a business nature in Chicago Wednesday. Mrs. Theo. Schiessle and son, Theo dore, were among the Chicago passen gers Monday morning. A. M. Whitten of Chicago was a guest in the home of G. W. Besley on Sunday and Monday. Will Whiting, son, Charles, and daughter, Norma, spent Saturday last in the metroj>olitan city. Miss Christene Belle Miller passed a few days the first of the week as the guest of Chicago relatives. Miss Christina Pint of Chicago was the guest of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Pint, Sunday and Monday. Mrs. Iva Davis of Elgin is spending the week as the guest of her parents, Postmaster and Mrs. H. C. Mead. Miss Clara Worts of Chicago was the guest of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Worts, Sunday'and Monday. Mi's. J. E. Waite of Lake Geneva, Wis., passed Tuesday at the home of Postmaster and Mrs. Rollin Waite. "Sunny" Steilen of Chicago passed Sunday and Monday as the guest of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. N. P. Steilen. Miss Gertrude Steilen of Chicago is spending the week at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. N. P. Steilen. Mr. and Mrs. Herman Kamholz and children of Cary were guests of Mc Henry relatives Sunday and Monday. O. N. Owen and daughters, Ethel and Jennie, were guests of Chicago and Elgin relatives Sunday and Mon day. Anton and Miss Lizzie Zens of Wau- kegan were guests of McHenry rela tives and friends Sunday and Monday last. Lewis Miller of Woodstock was a guest in the home of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Miller. Sunday and Monday. Alford Pouse of Chicago was enter tained in the home of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Louis Pouse, Sunday and Monday. Miss Mary Burke went to Chicago last Saturday morning to pass the holi day vacation as the guest of her father and brother. Jay N. Gilbert, who is now employed on the south side in Chicago, passed Sunday and Monday at the home of his parents herg. Mr. and Mrs. Peter Heimer and daughter, Elvera, of Woodstock passed Sunday and Monday as the guests of McHenry relatives. Floyd Thompson of LaGrange, 111., passed Sunday and Monday as the guest of relatives and friends in Mc Henry and vicinity. Mr. and Mrs. Roy Colby and daugh ter of Woodstock were guests in the Ivome of Dr. and Mrs. A. C. Spurling Sunday and Monday. DANCE AT JOHNSBURGH. A big New Year dance will tak place at Smith's hall at Johnsburgh on Wednesday evening, January 11. The event promises to be an exceptionally enjoyable one and the proprietor is making arrangements to entertain one of the largest crowds that ever gath ered at this |>opulai- dancing resort. A fivfe-piece orchestra will furnish the music. Dance tickets, 50 cents. All •re invited. THE NORTHERN LIFE OF ILLI NOIS. • . •" - George Kramer if as a Chicago visitor Tuesday. Will Nickels was a county seat visit- or Monday. F. A. Beller was a Chicago visitor the first of the wqek. Miss Ruby Claxton is the guest of Richmond friends this week. Mrs. J. B. Buss and daughter, Mar guerite, were Chicago visitors Tues day. Miss Pearl Claxton is spending the week as the guest of Woodstock friends. Harold Mason spent one day and night last week with his grandpa, Mr. Merriman. Mrs. E. M. Owen spent Christmas with Elgin friends, returning home Tuesday evening. Miss Bernice Nogle of Woodstock is spending the week at the home of Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Gaylord. W. Besley of Washington, D. C., spent a few days this week at the home of his uncle and aunt. Mr. and Mrs. G. W. Besley. Robert and Peter Nirnsgern of Wau- kegan passed Sunday and Monday at the home of Frank Nirnsgern, who re sides near Spring Greve. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Thurlwell and children went to Austin, 111., last Fri day to pass a few days as the guests of John Adams and family. Postmaster and Mrs, Rollin Waite and daughter, Alice, passed Christmas day at the home of Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Waite at Lake Geneva. Wis. Wm. Bonslett and sons, Edward and Francis, G. W. Besley. N. A. Huemann and J. Vasey were among the Chicago passengers this (Thursday) morning. Miss Hattie Welch of Woodstock passed Sunday and Monday at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs William Welch, who reside east of town. Mrs. Ed. Dalton, son and daughter of Hampshire are being entertained at the home of Postmaster and Mrs. H. C. Mead this week. Mr. Dalton was here over Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. R. E. McKee of .Chi cago and Mrs. A. J. Bertschy of Council Bluffs. la., were entertained in the home of Mr. and Mrs. C. TT. John on Christmas day. Frank Rorer of Columbus, Nel>.; is spending two weeks with his mother. Mrs. Button, who fell live weeks ago and hurt herself severely. At present they are with her sister, Mi-s. Merri man. Mrs. A. Mueller and niece, Zata Lord, left for Oconmowoc, Wis., last Saturday morning where they will pass a week or so as the guest of relatives. They were accompanied as far as Chi cago by Dr. Mueller. Many persons find themselves affect! d with a persistent congh after an attack of influenza. As this congh can be promptly cured by the use of Chamber Iain's Cough Remedy, it should not be allowed to run on until it becomes troublesome. Sold by all dealers. John Moffat has returned from his visit with Chicago relatives and friends and is again a guest in the home of his cousin, Dr. D. G. Wells. Mr. Moffat is a resident of Montreal, Canada, but frankly admits that the states look mighty good to him. John is one of those good-natured sort of fellows and has made many friends during his stay here. Those from a distance who attended the funeral of Michael Engeln here Sunday were the following: Mrs. Gertrude Meslein, Mrs. Lena Welsh and son, Henry: Misses Lucy Zens and Katie Engeln, Mrs. Max Kline, all of Chicago; Mrs. Anna Zens, son, Anton, and daughter, Lizzie, of Waukegan: Mr. and Mi's. Peter J. Heimer and daughter, Elvera, of Woodstock. Dance at McHenry Houite. The second dance, under the present management, will take place at the Mc Henry House hall on Saturday evening, December 31. Mr. Bickler promises the dance loving public a rare treat and has especially engaged Brodie's full orches tra of Chicago for this occasion. Brodie's orchestra appeared at piVmon dances in this vicinity last summer and those who have heard this musical organiza tion pronounce their work first-class. A midnight supper will also be one of the big features of the event. This will be served in the dining hall of the hotel and will consist of the seasonable good things. Mrs. Bickler will have charge of this part of the evening's program and it's a safe bet that no one will go away hungry. Dance tickets, 75 cents; supper, 50 cents per plate. A cordial invitation is extended to all. NEW YEAR DANCE AT STOFFEL'S HALL. The annual New Year dance at Stof- fel's hall this year will take pi?»'•»• on Friday evening, December ;JU. Prep arations are being made to entertain an unusually large crowd of dancei-s this year and those having charge of the event are exercising every effort to make this year's dance one that will long remain in the memories of those who attend. Walsh's Chicago orches tra, which during last summer won for itself an excellent reputation in Mc Henry, has been engaged for this spe cial occasion and the public is assured something real good in the line of music. The supper will be served in the basement dining hall by the ladies of St. Patricia court, W. C. O. F., of St. Patrick's church. Dance tickets, $1.00. Supper, 50 cents per plate. A cordial invitation is extended to all. SOME RULES FOR HUSBANDS Another Presumptuous Man Attempts to Pick Flaws In Logle ef Frenoh Woman. Some presumptuous mas published a Hat of commandments for wives, one of which ran: "Now and then a< knowledge gracefully that thy but band knows more about some thing than thou. After all, thou are not in fallible." A second and still more dar lng rule for wives waa, "Never be ag gressive in thy arguments with thy husband, but aJwsje consider him as superior to thee." This was too mntf for French feminist* unci no wouu«f One lady answered the presumptuous man indignantly: "The weaker se has not merely duties; it has al» rights. Feminism is advancing, and nothing will stop it The weaker sex is the equal of the eterner, Equality forever! Here are the command ments which women oppose to those of men." The lady then gives the rules for husbands with more spirit than logic: "Woman has a right to have whims; it ie a privilege of her sex. Never put her out. She might have hysterics, whloh would impair her health and cost thee money in doctors' bills." Another commandment runs: "Re member, good man, that thy wife is thy superior by her grace, her beauty and refinement. Therefore always worship at her feet." Where then, good lady, does "equality forever"' come in, if woman not only ban priv ileges because she is a woman, but la decidedly superior to man? Surely the strong-minded suffragist would spurn privileges of sex. In another rule the lady seems to show some sly Knowledge of her sis ters. "If, good man, thou desirest mountain air, ask thy wife to come to the seaside; she will immediately propose a holiday in Switzerland." But this 1b a very mild gibe at her own sex compared with her final thrust at the other In her last rule for husbands: "Man was created be fore woman as a preliminary sketch for the masterpiece. Remember, then, O husband, that thou art but a rough draft." This ought to shut any hus band up finally.--London Telegraph. Where He Got His Inspiration. Former District Attorney John J. Sullivan was the principal speaker at a reunion of old soldiers a few days ago. He had all of his wonderful com mand of pathos and eloquence in full working order that day, and as he con cluded his oration tears glistened in the eyes of many of the veterans. One of the old boys in blue came up to Mr. Sullivan, pressed his hand and said: "Your description of the scenes on the field of carnage during a fight was beautiful. You must have been in the thick of a battle some time. Whore did you have your most thriliing ex perience?" "At Warren," replied Colonel Sulli van. "At Warren? Why, I never knew there was any fighting there." "Probably not," replied Colonel Sullivan, "but if you had been behind the hat for Warren the day we beat Youngstown, 1 to 0, you would have known you were in a fight and A mighty warm one, too," and the colonel extended his gnarled and twisted fingers to prove his assertion. --Cleveland Leader. Whims. The city man who was summering In the country was lounging at a lit tle station on an interurban line. Along came a seedy pilgrim walking up the track. "My friend," said the city man, "do you expect to hoof it to the next sta tion ?" "Sure." "How far is it?" " 'Bout bIx miles." "What's the fare from here there?" "Fifteen cents, I reckon." "Car coming pretty soon?" "Yep." "Well, Just to gratify a whim, sup pose you let me lend you money enough to pay your fare to that sta tion." "That's all right, boss." "I haven't the change. Here's a quarter." "Thanks. Now, boss," said the seedy wayfarer, "Jes' to gratify a whim, I'm goin' to keep on hoofln' it. Goodby." Four Hundred Years Before Peary. The north pole is the place of great est dignity in the world; and the peo ple who dwell near it "have a wonder ful excellency, and en exceeding pre rogative above all nations of the earth." How blessed we may think this nation to be; for they are in per petual light, and never know what darkness meaneth, by the benefit of twilight and full moons, as the learned in astronomy do very well know, which people, if they have the notice of their eternity by the comfortable light of the Gospel, then are ihey blessed and of all nations most blessed. Why then do we neglect the search of this excellent discovery, against which there can be nothing said to hinder the same?--From Hak luyt's Voyages (Sixteenth Century). Denies the At legations. Mrs. Lilian M. N. Stevens, president of the National W. C. T. XL, at the an nual convention in Washington, de nied that it is true that drunkenness among women is increasing. She said she had never seen a woman in this country with a cigarette in her mouth Mid does not believe that either the whisky or cigarette habit is on the in crease among women. Ends Winter's Troubles. To many, winter is a seas<m of troub le The frost bitten toes and fingers, chapped hands and lips, chilblains, cold sores, red and rough skins, prove this. But such troubles fly before Buck ten's Amies Salve. A trial convinces. Greatest healer of Burns, Boils, Piles, Cuts, Sores, Eczema and Sprains. Only 25 cents at N. H Petesch's and F. Mas- qnelet's. THE NORTHERN LIFE OF ILLI NOIS. "ft .THERE'S • •• "fiteTTEft - • than t^ie photo graphs that we produce, and you s h o u l d b e a s proud of your pic tures if we take them, as the tur key is that will grace your Christ mas table. Our PORTRAITS are true. They are artistic and graceful in pose. Why not allow us to make a dozen for you? They make very accept able gifts, and the cost will not be great. 4' ' . 1 1 • » • Professional, Society V and Business Cards OAViDti. WELLS M. D. PHYSICIAN, SURGEON AND OCJULIOT *- Office and residence corner Ehn and Groenstreets. McHenry. TeleDhone No. 811 DR. R. G. CHAMBERLIN DKNTI8T Ofdcc over Betlty'i Drag Stre. flours: 8:00 to s:jo. WKST McHBNKY. Tt.t~ DR. N. J. NYE McMRNRY, ILLINOIS PHYSICIAN AN n BURGEON. Office hours x at Johnsburgh. III., from 7:30 a. m. to 11 a. u. Wednesday and Sunday of each week. 't'HONK, McllKNHV 333. F. SCHNABEL, (Successor to J. J. Hllle) West McHenry* !5!= - Phone 971 .Centerviile* droceiy&M Always a fresh and complete l i n e o f t h e choicest of gro- c e r i e s a n d Meats. Phone, MAX ZIMMERMANN BUFFET 701 Willow St., corner Orchard street, one block north of North Ave. FINE WiNEis LIQUORS AND CIOAttH. Fine Lunch. Telephone No 6 Office over M. J. Walth DR. ARNOLD MUELLER, Physician and Surgeon WEST McHENRY, ILLINOIS Telephone No >93. SIMON STOFFEL Insurance Agent for all classes of property in the best Companies. Wert McHenry, UUaoU Frett, C. G. Proprietor. McHENRY, :: ILLINOIS T PARChLSCHECKED FREE H.C. MEAD JUSTICE OF THE PEACE AND INSURANCE AOENT I am now prepared to Insure all kinds of prop erty against Fire, Lightning, Tornados, Etc Also have a special line of Insurance on Lire Stock insuring against death from any cause West Mchenry, - III. WHEN SN CHSCAQO Don't forget to call UmDert & Sen* 9a Fifth Ave. where ypu will always be treated Courteously snd receive the best In the market In the line of Wines, Liquors & Cigars Candies, Nuts, Nov elt ies, Post Cards nnd F r u i ts . The 'ireshest l ine to he found in town. Call in and see if we are not ri<>lit . : : M. n. NIESEN TI:I.RI»MONfi NO. Aq4 HcHenry, - Illinois. Succeed when everything else fails, lis nervous prostration and female weaknesses they are the supreme remedy, as thousands have testified. FOH: KIDNEY. LIVER AND TROUBLE it is the best medicine ever sold over a druggist's counter. N, TiOW O i l ! O i War postal cauls at PeteschV. tiiMc to make new resolutions is t hand. Just watch 'em jump n a i e r W i l s o n . UK The shortest ilav has come and gone and we can now look forth to a little more daylight each day. A little son of Mr. and Mrs. Frank Nirnsgern, who reside near Spring Grove, is quite seriously ill with pneu monia. _____ .lames B. Perry is again able to at tend to his duties at the Hank of Mc Henry after a two weeks' confinement to the house by illness. Our press gave us considerable trouble last week and for that reason we were a day late in getting The Plaindealer into the mail. The greatest, dauger from influenza is of its resulting in pneumonia. This can be obviated by nsing Chamberlain's Congh Remedy, aa it not only cures in fluents, bnt counteracts any tendency of 1 he disease towards pneumonia Sold by all dealers. DON'T GET HAD. When we meet you of course wo will quiz you editors always do. We must know what you know and thus it is we learn of a great many things that everybixly does not know, and after combining them in columns, you will discover a great many things you do not know and even things you did know appear so vastly different, you will not know them and thus it is you have a continual feast of things, something new, fresh oj; done over. In conclusion when you meet us you know what to expect, and prepare to divulge freely, fully, candidly and good naturally. BLUE ROCK SHOOT. A blue rock shoot wijl take place at the Oak Park hotel grounds, Pistakee Hay, on Sunday, Jan. J. From the in terest usually shown by local lovers of the sport we will venture to say that this event will be a well attended one and the contestants will be many. Plenty of good shells may l>e purchased on the grounds, as well as refreshments of all kinds. The shoot will begin at 10:00 a. 111., sharp. Dinner will be served at the Oak Park hotel at ncf&n and the sht»ot will again be resumed at 1:00 o'clock. The prizes will be divid ed to suit shooters. All are invited. OVERTON Ru jnc.it IMi.i Ba,> uno Jo, Ink in ail Kinds uoue pniuiptijr. elai attention given to traveling men. First-class rigs with or without driver at reasonable prices. 'Phone 47J. West McHenry, III. - Telephone 47* FE! fills! Highest market p r i c e s p a i d f o r furs of every de scription. Bring them to us. Tel ephone No. 222. C S. Howard & Son McHENRY, ILLINOIS JOHNSBURGH COURT ELECTS OFFICERS. At a recent meeting of St. Johannes Court No. %, l". O. F. of Johnsburgh the following officers were elected for the coming year: C. Joe Thelen; V. C. R., H. M. liettermaja; R. S., W. J. Meyers; F. S., Jos. B. Hetter- man; Treasurer, Win. Althoff; Con ductors, Jos. J. Freund, Wm Thiel; Sentinels, Math. Steffes, Geo. Wirfs; Medical Examiner, Dr. N. J. Nye; Chaplain, Rev. Wolfgarten; Delegate, Frank Smith; Alternate, Jos. J. Mich- els. Installation of the new olficers will take place on Sunday, January 8. All members are respectfully asked to be present. THE NORTHERN LIFE OF IT.TJ- NOIS.