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Per­ haps there is something in the king business after all When rats are not disseminating the bubonic plague they are engaged In other nefarious practices. All the world loves a lover, but as to these noblemen who seek American girls with money it is merely curious. If those New Jersey people think that " 'hello' verges on profanity" what must they think of "line Is busy"? Think Low many hen's eggs young McLean cou'di have bought with the money he paid for that Hope dia­ mond ! Paris is making a move to elevate the moral tone of its literature and Its art. There is room for the exer­ cise of its efforts. A Colorado couple who were di­ vorced in 1S75 have just been married again. Sometimes second thoughts come a long time afterward. ' A Chicago girl captured a bandit who tried to grab her pocket book. Ban­ dits will learn in time to confine their operations to the less resourceful male •ex. If they take the exaggerated shoul­ ders away from the men and the rats away from the women hotel mat­ tresses might achieve additional soft- oess. A Boston itieolugiau declares that the story of Adam and Eve is merely a parable. But the old Adam, who blamed everything on his wife, is no­ body's fiction. Thirty jer cent, of the students at the University of Wisconsin are round shouldered. Another argument against the over development of gray matter In- our youth. A man was cent to a hospital In New York for examination as to his Banlty because he thought himself a fish. Maybe somebody told him he was In the swim. Ashevllle, N. C., has a "Jack the Kisser" scare, but we dimly perceive that this may only be an advertise­ ment for the place as a summer re- aort for old maids. The aeroplane has been developed far enough to warrant less enthusiasm in offering prizes for Sights and more attention to the development of a practical parachute. One marriage out of every three in 3an Francisco ends in divorce, accord­ ing to one who delves in such things. Apparently matrimonial earthquakes ire common there, too. Innovating dressmakers may try to banish the waist line from the feminine form divine; but enterprising man will continue to seen, locate and restore it with his strong right arm. Not content with the hobble skirt, those Parisian intriguers have sprung the "trouser gown" on us. Possibly the pantaloon effect is expected to mails s hit -srith suffragettes. Corset coats for men are reported to be recommended by the fashionable tailors. Evidently the fashionable tailors have faith in the theory that men are turning from foolishness. And now a physician blames the spread of infantile paralysis on fleas. What? Fleas on pitty ittv tootsie woot- sle? Lt;t the doctor prepare for an onslaught of highly insulted moth­ ers. A beauty expert says that to keep their mouths beautiful, women must shut them. Here is the sex confront­ ed with the most harrowing alternative ever presented to distracted human choice. »ENATS REJECTS BEVERlOOE RESOLUTION DECLARING VA­ CANT POSITION HE,WON. ENDS LONG TOGA BATTLE Speeches Pro and Con by Nearly: a Score of Senators--Cullom'a De­ fense of Himself and His State and Hard Work of the Lobby. STARTS ON LONG TRIP UKEr WALKING jBN- EGQI ROOSEVELT TO fOUR THE SOUTH AND SOUTHWEST. Will Participate In Many Important Events During the Next Two Months. Washington.--Senator William Lorf- er of Illinois was vindicated by the senate of the United States Wedne$- day. when by a vote of 46 to 40 the resolution which was introduced by Senator Beverldge declaring that Mr. Ix>rimer was not duly and legally elect­ ed to a seat in the senate of the Uni­ ted States by the legislature of Illinois was defeated. Mr. Ix>rlmer was not present when the roll was called. For Senator Lorimer. Bailey, Texas. Bank hpad, Ala. Bradley. Ky. Rrandege*, Conn. Rriggp. N. J BulkTey. Conn. Buniham. X. H. Burrows. Mich. Tarter, Mont. Crane. Mass. Clark. Wyo. Cullom. III. Curflg. Kan. Dep«w. N. Y. Dick. Ohio. Dillingham, Vt. Du Pont. Dal. Fletcher, Kla. Flint. Cal. Foster. I^a. Frye, Maine. CJallincer. N. H Gamble, S. D. Guggenheim. Col. Hale. Maine. Heyburn. Idaho. Johnston. Ala. Kean, N. J. McCumbf", N. D. Oliver. Pa. Paynter, Ky. Penrose. Pa. Perkina, Cal. Piles. Wash. Richardson, DeL Scott. W. V*. Smith. Md Smoot, Utah. Simmons. N. C. Stephenson. Wis. Taliaferro, Fla. Tillman. 8. C. Warren. Wyo. Wetmore. R. L Against Senator Lorimer. Martin. W. Va. Paire. Vt. Money. Miss. Nelson. Minn. Newlands. Nev. Nixon. Nev. Overman. N. C. Owen. Okla. Percy. Miss. Rayner. Md. Root. N. Y. Shlvely, Ind. 3mlih, Mich. 3mlth. S. C. 3tone Mo. Sutherland. Utah. Swanson, Va. Taylor. Tenn. Thornton, I^a. Warner. Mo. . Watson. W. Va. Young. Iowa. Frazier and Ter- Baoon, (la. Beveridge. Ind. Borah, Idaho. Bourne. Ore. Bristow, Kan. Brown. Neb. Burkett, Neb. Burton, Ohio. Chamberlain. Ore. Cl&pp. Minn. Clarke. Ark. Crawford, S. D. Culberson, Tex. Cummins. Iowa. Dav!« Ark Dixon. Mont. Frailer. Tenn. Oore. Okla. Gronna, N. D. Jones. Wash. 1 ,a Follette. Wis. l^odge. Mass. Absent--Aldrlch, rell. Senator Lorimer did not vote be­ cause of his Interest in the case. Speeches had been made for or against the accused man during the months of January and February by . William Lorimer. Senators Bailey, Beveridge, Borah, Bristow, Brown, Burrows, Crawford, Cummins. Davis, Fletcher, Gallinger, Gamble, Heyburn, Johnson, Jones, Owen, Paynter, Root and by Mr. Lori­ mer himself. Mr. Cullom also spoke, but was noncommittal as to his col league. He defended himself and the Htate of Illinois. Efforts Were made dally by friends and foes of Mr. Ixjrimer to influence the votes of the senators for or against him, and during the last two weeks Mr. Cullom received an ava- 'anche of letters and telegrams so large it was feared his health would break under it. The I»rlmer fight has been one of the most sensational in the history of the upper house. When the commit­ tee on privileges and elections re­ turned a report declaring that no evi­ dences of bribery having influenced the legislators in the election of Mi" lyorimer had been found, it was con­ sidered that he was amply vindicated and that his senate seat was secure. This report was prepared by a sub­ committee and was the outcome of an exhaustive investigation both at Wash ington and Chicago, In which the charges of bribery at Springfield were thoroughly gone Into. An educator asserts that aeroplanes will abolish war. Which looks like working up a movement to have the Carnegie Peace board use a half mil­ lion a year in subsidizing aeroplane factories. New York womtn say that the femi- , oiiie throat loses its beautiful contour ! in making th«' hissing "s" sound so characteristic of English. Ah in ' Yes?" The Aero Club of America has acted commendably in taking steps looking to lessening of danger in aviation One proposition is that ma­ chines shall examined more clos» ly before any attempt at flying is permitted. 1 his is a simple precau­ tion which should be easily taken. ELLEN WADE COLFAX EXPIRES End Comes on Forty-Second Anniver­ sary of Husband's Inauguration as Vice-President. South Bend.--On the forty-second anniversary of her husband's Inaugura­ tion as vice-president of the United States, Mrs. Kllen Wade Colfax, widow of the late Schuyler Colfax, died at her home here Saturday after an Illness of several months. She was seventy-three years old. New York.--Former President Roosevelt left Wednesday on a two months' tour of the south and south­ west. A $10,000 dinner, a reunion of the Rough Riders, a day spent in pre­ siding over ceremonies to be held in th« town of Roosevelt, Ariz., to mark the opening of the Roosevelt dam, one of the greatest engineering feats in the west, and long hunting and Ash­ ing trips in and about the Rockies are some of the things which will enliven the peregrinations of the former pres­ ident. In Birmingham, he will address a Child Labor commission. New Or­ leans will entertain the ex-Rough-Ri- der with a $10,000 banquet given un­ der the auspices of the Commercial Cljt|i of Louisiana. The annual con- v€m4on of "Cattle Raisers," one of the most powerful organizations in the state of T<?xas, w!H then be ad­ dressed by the Colonel at San An­ tonio. The next stop in the initiner- ary will be Albuquerque, N. M., where the ex-Rough Rider will spend two days among his old friends of the saddle. From there he goes to Grand Canyon, Ariz., where a short address will be delivered. Then on to Phoe­ nix for the opening of the Roosevelt dam. In Los Angeles, Colonel Roosevelt will speak at the Invitation of Gov­ ernor Johnson of that state. San Francisco, the termination of his trans-continental trip will receive some ten days of his time. Hero he will divide his time between the Uni­ versity of vjalifornla, at Berkeley, where he will deliver the E»rl lec­ tures, bIx in number, and his head­ quarters in the city where he will re­ ceive visitors from the Pacific slope. No definite arrangements, other than a personal promise to be pres­ ent at the opening of the new Y. M. C. A. building at Reno, have been made, though it is probable that he will visit friends in Oregon and Ne­ vada for an intermediate period, aft­ er which he will visit Seattle and Spokane. No speeches to be deliver­ ed In those states are yet announced; nor is the length of his 6tay. At the conclusion of his visit he will proba­ bly go to some place in Idaho, thence to Sand Point, Montana, and home through the north and middle west. BROWN WINS OVER W0LGAST New York Boy Has Champion Nearly Out in Second Round of Gotham Bout. New York.--Before a remarkable assemblage, 20 per cent, of whom were men noted in American life, and who had paid more than $25,000 to see the contest, "Knockout" Brown nearly made himself the lightweight champion of the world in the ring at the National Sporting club Friday night. Wolgast, the champion, held his title by the sheer simplicity of clinging to Brown. All the way Brown carried the fight to the champion and in every respect he repeated his Philadelphia achieve­ ment. He won in ten rounds over the champion as thoroughly as he had in six rounds. ' MANY PERILED BY FLAMES Syndicate Block at Minneapolis Is De­ stroyed--Whole Business Section Threatened--Loss, $1,500,000. Minneapolis. Minn.--Fapned by a strong wind, fire which threatened the pintirp hns|nPofl district, SlSHdS" S'WCpt through the Syndicate block on Nicol­ let avenue between Fifth and Sixth streets, destroying property valued at $1,500,000 and endangering many lives. The upper floors of the building were occupied by physicians, dentists, hair- dressers, manicurists and others. Many slept In rooms adjoining their offices and the firemen were compelled to* rush into the flaming building and carry these persons, most of them women, out into the street. WORLD'S AIR MARK BROKEN Machine Carries Two Men 106 Mllea in Two Hours and Seven Minutes. Laredo, Tex--A world's aviation record was broken between thla city and Eagle Pass when Lieut Benjamin D. Foulois, United State* army, ana^viator Philip C. Parmale« drove an ariiAy aeroplane 106 miles lo two hours and seven minutes Madrid, March 4.--An aviator losl control of his machine and drove II into a crowd, killing one woman and seriously injuring four other persons. The aviator himself was uninjured. Explosion I t Fatal to Three. ? Georgetown, S. C.--One fireman killed outright and two others received injuries that proved fatal when a large boiler in the plant of the Atlantic Coast Lumber corpora tion exploded Saturday. ;Sfet A New V<»r'< physician tells us that , be can cure old age. We have also j beard of men who thought they had discovered the secret of perpetual mo- ! tion. blrangt- to bay, the physician is not in Malteaw&n Down in Philadelphia an heiress takes pride in the fact that she has wooed and won a Russian fiddler. Not all the inhabitants of Philadel­ phia axe slow. Now we hear of an order Issued by a railroad forbidding the holders of passes to occupy seats in crowded trains. This is construed by a co- temporary as "aimed at the complete demise of the deadhead;" but it seems to others to hit harder the recent legal fiction that passes have been abolished. Warm Welcome for Funston. Manila, P. I.--Brigadier General Funston. who has assumed command of the department of Luzon, in suc­ cession to Brigadier General Potts, was given a rousing welcome on his arrival here Saturday. Hit High Magazine Rate. Washington --In place of the pro­ posed Increased rates on magazines Stricken from the post office bill in the senate an amendment was adopt­ ed Friday providing for a commisalon to Investigate the whole subject of handling of second-class matter. Killed In Food Riot. Hankow, China.--Twenty-one per­ son were trampled to death at 8ha- Yang, Haupeh province, Friday, when a horde of starving Chinese fought for the food which missionaries were attempting to distribute. A great many others were injured. Boiler Blast Kills Three. Niagara Falls, Ont.--A boiler ex­ ploded in the plant of the Ontario Power company here Friday, killing three men. fatally injuring another and seriously Injuring ten. '4ft ?*' NOW & BARf't, mks V:TUW. " #n"V( J m XP05* ^e Careful Hoyy She Treads. Now 8he Will Have WHEN SUAWWAS SECRETARY J* .. i i • ' •• «/. • •. e - . v , .* 6tatesm*rt Pr«ferred Lu»Tch of Apples /. 'Ho6»« to 'CRinnot* &/?: ~ ' ; "Hotel Leslie M. Shaw, formerly- secretary of the tjreajjury, la, in Washington for a few dayaftrffeislting his old frlenda at the c^pitol and in .the departments.J V^Shaw," said -^/cabinet officer. "wa§ one of th6 myBterles of the Roosevelt admlnistratfon. From the time* he be­ came secretary of the treasury ontil he went into the banking business were unable to decide whetlief he was a second Russell Sage In the matter of personal expenditures. I ran acfoss Shaw in a big western city, 1&nd for the sake of spending a pleasant even­ ing together we got a suite of rooms 4t the same hotel. "At lunch time I proposed that we go down l^o the dining room, hut 'Mr. Shaw could not be induced. He said he thoujght he would eat in his room, •fhereupon the secretary of the treas­ ury opj&ed up his traveling bag and extracted a couple of apples. He of­ fered me one, but I declined and hastened to the restaurant. "Cabinet officers who served with Shaw discovered that It was a regular hab?t with him to fill his bag with ap$ plea before starling on a journey."--> Washington Times. I "v. A -. f VMewe(P' plimrhn lltas ,,fusfc lapsed most, boaut&ul,Ahgfiji" complete al» contains ;aoC'"*Sfer all :$h<s sd» .n.t^Qc information coneimi&g the •.moon'i *Mse®, 4# all 'the Jatitwh*. but. has H* jstratfd .article® on how to' read char- •ct^r _by jmrenblogy, palmistry and birtb jrfomh. It ajso'tehls all about card read- |ng,^ t'-rtii stones?, and meaning, and givee the interpretation of dreams. It eaches beauty culture,macie«ring. formation, hat ro„di arouse- went for every member of the family, especially for parties and eyenint* enter* tammenfe Fanners and fwple in the rural districts will ^find this Almanac al- • Jnost invaluable.,,,".' v. 1 It will be sent anyone ebsalatdy free on application to the Munvoa Rem­ edy Company, Philadelphia, 'Pa. = HEAD SOLID MASS OF HUMOR EXTRA SESS PRESIDENT TAFT ISSUES PROCLA­ MATION CONVENING CON­ GRESS ON APRIL 4. TO ACT ON RECIPROCITY Bailey Tenders Resignation, Then Withdraws It--Tariff Board Bill and Resolution Admitting New Mex­ ico to Statehood Defeated.' Washington.--Ninety minutes after the Sixty-first congress ended Saturday President Taft called the Slxty-seco^ to meet In extraordinary session on April 4. The proclamation states the purpose of calling the extra session is to get action on reciprocity. It calls atten­ tion to the fact that the house passed the McCall bill, but that the senate had done nothing. In support of his demand, the president cites the fact that the agreement with Canada forces him to do all in his power to get legislation tarrying out that agree­ ment enacted. It was at the request of the Demo­ crats that President Taft fixed the date of the extra session on April 4. Just before the closing hour of the Sixty-first congress Senator Bailey tel­ egraphed his3teslgnation to Governor Colquitt of Texas. The Immediate cause of his action was disgust over the atti­ tude of his Democratic colleagues in voicing support of the initiative, refer­ endum and recall by voting to accept the constitution of the prospective state of Arizona. Subsequently he with­ drew his resignation. Out of the smoke of the closing bat­ tle emerge these results of larger in­ terest: Positive Results--Provision' of $3,- 000,000 for the fortification of the Pa­ nama canal. Provision for two new battleships. Recodification of the Judicial regarded as most Important for the** amelioration of the law's delays. Creation of forest preserves in the southern Appalachian and White moun­ tains. Providing for the construction of em­ bassy legation buildings abroad. Requiring the inspection of locomo­ tive boilers. Creating Robert E. Peary a rear ad­ miral on the retired list of the navy and formally voting thanks of con­ gress to him. Creating a commission of five sen­ ators and five representatives to Inves­ tigate conditions in Alaska. I^egatlve Results--Failure of the Canadian reciprocity agreement and consequent certainty of an extra ses­ sion. Failure of permanent tariff board bill, which passed the senate, but was killed by a filibuster^ in the house. Failure of the resolution to admit to statehood Arizona and New Mexico killed by a filibuster In the senate. Failure of the proposal to Increase the rate of postage on the advertising sections of the large magazines; but % commission provided for to .tnvjptlgate the subject. 1 } Failure of the resolution providing for the direct election Uiilted States senators. Failure of the general age pension bill. Failure to act on Balllnger-Pinchot investigation reports. U. S. FIGHTS COMBINE DISTRICT ATTORNEY FILEik.StftT AGAINST GENERA*. ELECTRIC. Involves Patent-Law Test--Suit In­ tended to Break Up Incandescent Lamp Monopoly. Wi|(s)}!ijsgton.--Suit wa§ filed In the ^ederrfl^ourtTft Cleveland Friday by the government against the O^hfTal Electric company and 34 other con­ cerns named as members of the elec­ trical trust and charged with restraint ofVrade and hurtful monopoly. Officials of the department of/jus- tice\declare that their investigations of the combination have disclosed a situation which overshadows any other anti trust prosecution the gov­ ernment has ever undertaken, not ex­ cepting the case against the Standard Oil company. The action against the General Electric company is more or less in the nature of a test case, for the courts will be called on to decide how far the patent laws of the United States may be construed to protect monopolies. Investigations of the department have disclosed that the electrical bus­ iness of the country appears to be di­ vided into seventeen,or more divisions or sections, each comprising some particular branch, find the contention Is that it Is controlled by the com­ plete organization jof Uiese divisions. Although it was the announced in­ tention of Attorney General Wicker- sham not to begin any more anti-trust suits until the Stanidard Oil and the American Tobacco cases have been adjudicated In the United States Su­ preme court, the questions relating to patent tow -are such ds to bring the case into an entirely'-different class. Some of the features In the action are smjstantially parallel to the situ­ ation > in the pending prosecution against the so-called ba^i tub trust, in which the defense h§ been made Jthat the pateat laws of' the United taXtes Authorized the control of which, e government complains. % The b6a^.t%l@P.t ip * the* department of Justice has1 been engaged on the electrical, case. Diphtheria Scares Baltimore. Baltimore, Md.--As a result of the epidemic of diphtheria which had its beginning in Johns Hopkins hospital, every hospital in the city, about fif­ teen, has excluded visitors. \The med­ ical students have been sent tiK their homes, the clinics are closed \ and operations suspended. Kills Wife, Then ^hoots Self. Keokuk, la.--Joseph Samuels, cap­ tain of the West Keokuk fire depart­ ment, killed his wife Saturday. Sam­ uels tried to kill himself, but failed. Shoots Wife, Kills Self. Chicago --After an unhappy mar­ ried life of three 'months, Andrew Blau shot and seriously wounded his wife, Anna, and killed himself Id their home FriHay. Champion Johnson Is Fined. 8an Francisco.--John Arthur John­ son, the world's champion pugilist, wits fined $100 by Acting Police Judge Conlan Thursday for driving hts auto­ mobile at an unlawful speed. Johnson at once served notice that he would appeal the case to a higher court. Puts Negro In Federal Office. Washington.--'James C. Napier of Tennessee was named by President Taft Thursday to be register of th« treasury. Napier la a negro. Winner of Nobel Prize Dea4. Berlin, Germany.--Prof. Jakob Heln- rlch Vanuxt Holt, the chemist and aur thor, died here Thursday. He was professor of chemistry at Berlin uni­ versity and in 1901 received the No­ bel prize of |40,000 for research In chemistry. Matthews (Ind.) Bank Robbed. Marlon, Ind.--The Farmers' State bank of Matthews was entered by robbers Thursday, the safe blown and a sum of money estimated between $3,000 and $5,000 taken. y CLEAR UP FftlAR LAND CASES Ji House Committee Exonerates Offifclals of Philippines From Charges of Irregularity. Washington.--Complete exoneration of the officers of the Philippine govern­ ment of charges of irregularities or Im­ proprieties In connect lop with the ad­ ministration, sale or lease of lands in the Islands Is combined with pointed criticisms of the inadequacy of the laws to prevent monopolies x in what are known as the friar lands In both the majority and minority reports pt the house committee on Insular affairs sub­ mitted to the bouse Friday. The charge made on the Soot of the house a year ago by Representative Martin of Colorado that the so-called sugar, trust had acquired 56,000 acres of frier lands led to an Investigation of the entire question of the adminis­ tration of public as well as friar lands. As to the acquisition of E. L. Poole ofvB6,000 acres of the friat1 lands on behalf of Horace Havemeyer, Charles J. Welch aj^l • pharles H. Senff, both reports declare «the public officials in­ volved were not culpable, being guid­ ed by the best available interpretations of the la^." Pugilist Dies Frorti Injuries. New York.--FdHowing J4ie death^of Angelo Venzlno, a pugilist, in New­ ark. N. Saturday, from Injuries which It Is alleged he received during a four-round boxing tyout, a charge of^ manslaughter has been placed agalnat William Kennedy, his opponent. ^Alfonso's Son Deaf and Dupib. Paris.--It is stated that the king and queen of Spain were iniormed Saturday by experts that their fecpnd son, Infante Jaime, is dea^ and dumb. Mob of 200 Fights Police. Pottsville, Pa.--In a pitched battle between seven coal and iron police­ men employed by the Reading com­ pany and a mob of more than 200 men, mostly foreitpMrj^* Domlnlck Marko, a member of the mob. was shot and Instantly killed hpre Friday. Crltz, a policeman, surrendered and was held under $5,000 bail, charged with the shooting. Three others were shot. 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