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A baseball team's winning stride will do it no good If it never strikes It. Farmers should welcome the aero plane. They won't have to turn out .for it The strawberry always makes good In the shortcake. It is the national b«rry. So If you go to the coronation, you cannot watch the baseball games here at home. Hits Lumber Trust and Paper Manu facturers, and Scores New York Publicity Firm for Arousing Oppo sition to Reciprocity Measure. The shrinking violet has plenty of cause to shrink or even to shrivel if it prefers to do that. A Chicago doctor has found danger- cms microbes In the whiskers of cats. 'Don't kiss your cat "Let a woman have the last word," •ays one of our jurists in advising mere men. Superfluous advice. Berlin boasts of a talented canine who can talk. His education is prob ably progressing in dog Latin. Another kind of optimist is the man who expects to find the garden trowel and rake where he put them last fan. A Newark (N. J.) attorney Is suing for $500 for his services in reading a bundle of love letters. Cheap at that It is estimated that over $5,000,000 will be spent by Americans at King George's coronation. Why not have It oyer here ? Wealthy men cannot always do as they please. A judge wouldn't allow Cornelius Vanderbilt to cross his legs in court. We agree with the police that a burglar who upset a lighted lamp should be tried for criminal careless ness ,at least. A friend of E. H. Harrlman eavs It was thinking in bed that killed him. And where else do any of us get a chance to think? Litigation over a j|17,000 estate In, New York cost $13,000, and now they are wondering how the lawyers over looked the $4,000. A California judge declined to recog nise poker as the great American game. It goes on, however, without Judicial recognition. Mme. Rique, the prophetess, says that the breath typifies the spirit. And she might add that cloves don't seem to make much difference. An Iowa man is out with a demand that all dogs be killed. Perhaps he didn't know of any other way of at tracting attention to himself. An American actress has become the wife of an Egyptian prince, and will have some justification for It if she wishes to wear a harem skirt. Chicago.--In his speech before the Western Economic society President Taft arraigned the "interests" that are opposing the Canadian reciprocity agreement with Canada, saying that the lumber and print paper dealers were struggling to kill the treaty in order to maintain high prices. In one of the most comprehensive addresses that he has ever made on the subjecl, rhe president outlined some of the methods employed by the opponents of reciprocity, practically told the farmers that they were being "bunkoed" by special interests and said that the fate of the agreement rested not so much with the United States senate as with the people of the country. If the farmer and the country at large, he said, could be brought to un derstand that this treaty was in the interests of the majority of the people he would no longer fear the coming vote in the senate. The president was not sparing in his words. He told the reasons for the opposition to the treaty by the lumber trust and by the paper manufacturers, and, without using names, scored a New York firm, some of whose mem bers recently appeared at the hear ings before the senate finance commit tee in Washington, ostensibly in be half of the National Orange, objecting to the enacting of the agreement. He alluded to the monopolistic con ditions prevailing in the lumber indus try'. as revealed by the reports of tfie commissioner of corporations. "The control of the country's lum ber supply is in comparatively few hands," he said. "And they are so friendly that the chancfe of a monopoly is neither remote nor Impossible. "I submit that as lumber is essential to all classes, farmer and merchants, as the price has gone far beyond what It ever was in the past, and as our Bup- ply is being rapidly exhausted, we ought, when we can, to enlarge the sources from which our people can se- dure It at reasonable prices." In spite of protests that are arrayed against it, the president expressed the belief that the agreement would be come a law. "The bill," said he, "will pass, if it passes at all, because of the force of public opinion in its favor." The president took great pains In his replies to the objections raised In behalf of the farmers, arguing that not only would the treaty not Injure the agriculturists of the United States, but that it would be a positive benefit to them in the long run. CASTRO HEADED WEST BELIEVED HE WILL STIR UP AN* OTHER REVOLUTION. Cuban- Government Htars That Exllsd President Is on Way to Venezuela. DIES IN A COACH RUNAWAY The bed slat, urged for household correction, sounds too much like or- j ganized assault. The hair brush re- | uiicqUai^u iGT piuCti uitiiug. * An American actress has married an Egyptian prince and she will now be forced by an Egyptian fashion of kmg standing to wear a harem 6kirt. The secretary of the treasury Is In favor of discontinuing the coinage of $2 .50 gold pieces. He could do so without causing many people to miss them much. One Man Killed, Several Persons Hurt When Vehicle Turns Over In Yosemite Valley. Yosemlte, Cal.--In a stage coach runaway on the steep grade between the big Tree grove at Wawona and the floor of Yosemite valley, R. S. Li- cering of Allentown, Pa., was instant ly killed, three women were seriously hurt and several other persons were slightly injured. At one of the most dangerous points on the grade the horses at tached to the front stage became frightened and unmanageable. The brakes failed to hold the vehicle and the horses started at a mad gallop down the winding road. The driver managed to bold the frightened animals In the road until, fearful that the runaway would re sult in the Btage with its entire load going over a steep bank, he turned the horses into the inner bank. The stage turned completely over and sev eral of the passengers were caugh' beneath it. A Massachusetts scientist is going to attempt to breed stingless bees, if ho succeeds, his next boon to human ity ought to be stingless and sound- leu mosquitoes. NEW DYNAMITE CONFESSION A Chicago man bought a rare old book at the Hoe sale for $21,000. But there are publications from which he can get much more information at a bargain price of 21 cents. Prince Henry came down in a hurry When his aeroplane went wrong. Royal personages have no more influence with the laws of gravitation than they have with time and tide. It is said that the English explorers In Jerusalem have found Solomon's crown, his ring and his sword. His wisdom, unfortunately, is still beyond the reach of modern research. Manufacturers have decreed that the hobble and the harem skirts must go. And yet it seems hardly possible that their banishment will be followed by an era of common sense fashions. Oklahoma Iron Worker Says John j. McNamara Hired Him to Make Structure Drawings. Muskogee, Okla.--John Delaney, a structural iron worker, confessed that he bad been employed by John J. Mc Namara, secretary and treasurer of the International Association of Bridge and Iron Workers of America, to travel throughout the country care fully inspecting all structures being erected by nonunion labor, getting carefully made drawings of such struc tures and marking the spot with a cross where dynamite could be most4 easily placed and would be most effec tive. The confession was made to Harry Egan, a representative of the Muskogee Phoenix, in the presence of witnesses. News tjiat an Italian count has been arrested in New York on a charge of smuggling leads UB to believe that foreign noblemen do not depend en tirely on American heiresses for a means of livelihood. Colquitt; Is Threatened. Austin, T£x.--Governor Colquitt, leader of the "wets," is going to Fort Worth despite a letter warning him that he may be killed if he attends an anti-prohibition rally there. He has received many other threats. Seventeen-Year Locust Appear. Hastlngson Hudson, N. Y.--What naturalists say is the 17-year locust is here in full force. Trees throughout the town are alive with the insects. The characteristic "W" 1b noticed at the tip of the insects' wings. A Rhode Island man run over by an automobile climbed Into the machine and punched the chauffeur. Next time that chauffeur may be expected to be more careful In seeing that the job Is complete. All men may be liars, as the good book says, but the baseball umpire is •a burglar, highwayman, a safe blower and an undesirable citizen besides. His villainy is proclaimed unto the -world from the ides of April until the ides of October. Mountalif as a Memorial. Concord, N./ H.--A mountain as a memorial to General Walter Harrl man, governor of New Hampshire from 1867 to 1869, has been given to the state by his son-in-law, Joseph Lesson of Newton, Mass., according to an announcement made here. Arabs Capture a Capital. Hodirda, Arabia.--Rebellious Arabs In Assyr have captured Abba, the capital, and have made prisoners of the 3,000 Turkish troops composing the garrison. Havana. -- The steamer Legaspi, en route for Central American ports, is in the harbor here, and from what is believed to be authoritative Information from Spain the Cuban government believes that Cipriano Castro, the exiled president of Vene zuela, is on board that vessel. The Legaspl passed In Morro Castle, but, the custom house and health of fice being closed, it *vill be Impossible to communicate with the vessel. According to this information, Cas tro is traveling Incognito. It is be lieved also that he is carefully dis guised, but it is unlikely that he can avoid detection by the Cuban officials who will board the Legaspl. • Caracas, Venezuela. -- The Vene zuelan government is making a diligent search la shipping and other circles to learn the whereabouts of Cipriano Castro, the former president of this republic, who its now in exile. The government claims to have knowledge that Cartro is planning a revolution against the administration of President Gomez. The sudden and complete disappear ance of the ex-pr»sident from Las Palmas, Canary islands, and his re ported sailing ostensibly for Havana, have created the grentest interest and some amusement here. WANTS U. S. TO FIX PRICES Chairman Gary Declares Enforced Pub licity and Government Control Aloric Can Kiii Trusts. Washington.--Elbert H. Gary, chair man of the directors of the United States Steel corporation, in his testi mony before the Stanley steel trust investigation committee of the house of represent^ives, declared that the Tennessee company took the first steps toward its acquisition by the United States Steel corporation. He said "it was offered to us many times," and that Lewis Cass Ledyard made the final suggestion. The com mittee will summon Mr. Ledyard. Mr. Gary told of saving Grant B Schley, a member of the Tennessee Coal and Iron syndicate, from financial difficulties In 1907 by a loan of $1,200.- 000 par value of United States Steel 2s, $2,000,C O par value of the Tennes see stock being taken as security. J. P. Morgan declared widespread financial ruin might follow, Mr. Gary said, unless Bome one bought the Ten nessee company's securities upon which Moore & Scnley had obtained loans. President Roosevelt was first con sulted. for fear of injunction against consolidation and consequent worse financial conditions. Mr. Gary declared that enforced publicity and governmental control of corporations must tomo, even as to prices. He believed that Sherman anti-trust law was too arcmiic to deal with modern situations and never could fully prevent great combina tions of capital. CAUCUS ADOPTS WOOL TAX Proposed Democratic Revlsior. of Tar iff Unanimously Approved--Rates 8lashed One-Half. Washington.--The proposed Demo cratic revision of tbe wool tariff--the Underwood bill--was unanimously ap proved by a full Democratic caucuB. Its indorsement followed b me rapid maneuvering by the Der^ocrat'c house leaders, who devised a scheme which effectually disposed of the opposition of the free wool advocates, backed by ihc open support of William Jennings Bryan. Chairman Underwood gave the com plete text of the proposed revision of the wool tariff to 200 Democrats who assembled in the party caucus. It proposes a duty of 20 per cent, on raw wool, a reduction of more than 50 per cent from tb Payne-Aldrich law, now in force. ACT ON STEPHENSON CASE Resolution In Wisconsin Legislature Demands Federal Senate Shall Probe Bribery Charge. Madison, Wis. -- Progressive Re publican leaders in Wisconsin are determined to force consideration of a resolution charging Senator Isaac Stephenson with having bought his seat in the United States senate and requesting that body to Investigate his election. In accordance with this determina tion. the senate Judiciary committee recommended for adoption a resolu tion drafted by Senator Blaine, chair man of the committee, declaring Ste- phenBon guilty of briber;- in connec tion with his election and asking the federal senate to nrnh>« the matter. Weds a Murder Suspect. Springfield, Mo.--Although held as a suspect in a murder case, Joseph N. Beaman of Corpus Christ!, Tex., was married to Mrs. Blanche Tomi> kins of Iola, Kan. Beaman says he can prove he was in Iola when the murder was committed in Birdstone. 111. 'Frisco Chief Suspended. San Francisco.--The board of police commissioners suspended Chief of Police Seymour and appointed G. A White as acting chief, pending the hearing of charges against Seymour. Britons Cheer fo^ Taft. Ixtndon.--Andrew Carnegie was the guest of honor at a banquet given at the National Liberal club here. The Ironmaster's speech was cheered vo ciferously, especially his one refer ence to President Taft, the company rising^ and waving serviettes and handkerchiefs. Two Drown, One as a Hero. Hartford City, Ind.--In a vain effort to rescue Glen Woolard, a high school student, from drowning, William Wil liams lost his own life. STILL ANOTHER "DISINTE6RATI0N" f 1 • p bis lauetwrtS) Tt THS *SM»? I 1 \ \ V1 jfV |i 1 hwe* aotvn SEH\ Ktw v«(KT we TMWW VI » REBEL LEADER AND HUNDRED8 OF DANCERS WOULD HAVE BEEN BLOV.N UP. WOULD-BE ASSASSIN CAUGHT Deposed Mayor of Guadaloupe, With Can Full of Dynamite, Is Caught by Guards Who Prevent Use of Infernal Machine. El Paso, Tex.--Soon after the de parture of Francisco I. Madero for Mexico City details were made known of an alleged attempt to dynamite him. The plot was to have been car ried out during the ball which Madero attended in Juarez. When the festivties were at their height, Cruz Rey, former mayor of the town of Guadaloupe, located forty milos east of Juarez, Jumped lrom a street car in front of the building in which Madero and his wife were hosts to a large number of El Paso and Juarez society folk a> a> farewell re ception and made a dash for the front door. Under Rey's arm was a home-made bomb, a tin can filled with dynamite and steel slugs suL^i^nt to have wrecked the building and to have killed half the people ar th' floor. A guard caught him and assisted by a number of others who came tu call, hurried him away Rey was ousted from his position as mayor last February when Madero first took the field, anJ made Guada loupe his headquarters. In Juarez the statement is made that he will be executed. Madero is being guarded closely a3 he makes his Journey to the Mexican capital. United States secret service men and employes of the railroad secret service are watchin,. his car. They surround it at every stop and peace officers of the various towns are summoned in advance by te'^grapb to be at the station and co-operste by pointing out local suspicious charac ters. Telegrams from Sonora state that Diegp Redo, governor of Sinaloa, per sonal friend of Porfirio Diaz, has been assassinated and that Red Lopez, who led the in8urrectos in tbe attack on Agua Prieta and then abandoned them, Was shot to death, attempting to escape from the guardb. Lopez had been sentenced to seven years In prison. Information received here direct from Mazatian, Sinaloa. slate that the city has fallen into the hands of the insurrectos. The peace pact has been signe^ almost two weekB and the fighting continues. Following the departure of Madero, Gen. B. J. Viljoen, military adviser to the rebel leader, declared that per mission has been given by the United States to send insurrecto troops through this country to Lower Cali fornia to suppress the Socialistic re bellion In that territory. General Viljoen announced that he will head an expedition from here and will be Joined by others from Sonora. POLICE SENTENCED TO JAIL Lieutenant, Two Sergeants and Two Politicians Get a Year Each for Election Crookedness. Philadelphia. -- A police lieuten ant, two sergeants and two Repub lican political workers were sen tenced to one year's imprisonment by Judge Willson on the charge of con spiracy to unlawfully imprison two re form election workers at the election for district attorney in 1909. The de fendants were convicted last Decem ber. German Prlnoe Under Knife. Berlin.--Prince Joachim, the young est son of Emperor William, whose knee was badly Injured during sham battle exercises on May 30, was oper ated on to let out the blood from un der the knee cap. Quentin Roosevelt Awarded Prize- Cambridge, Mass.--Quentin Roose velt, the thirteen-year-old son of The odore Roosevelt, has been awarded a prize at the Groton school for being the second smartest scholar in his class. Cashier Robbed of $13,826. Minneapolis, Minn.--Joseph D. Bren, r».«hter and accountant of the state university, was held up by three high waymen on the bank of the Missis sippi river, near the university, and robbed of $13,826, which he was carry ing in a satchel. He also lost bis watch and his month's salary of $166. Marys Give Queen Mary $60,000. London.--One of Queen Mary's cor onation gifts consists of $60,000 con tributed by Marys throughout the empire. CONGRESS IS DEFIED TAFT REFUSES RECORD 01^ PAY MENT FOR PORTRAIT. Executive Is Inclined to Accept Faet Roosevelt Passed on Deal as Final. Washington.--A lively controversy over the executive's right to withhold confidential papers from a congres sional investigating committee was precipitated by a flat refusal of Sec retary of State Knox, on the instruc tion of President Taft, tp lay before the house committee on expenditures in the state department books show ing the record of the payment for the portrait of ex-Secretary of State Day. The committee is seeking to dis cover what became of $1,600 of the $2,450 voucher drawn for the payment of the portrait. Artist Rosenthal re ceived only $850 for his work and the $1,600 is unaccounted for. The president held that $2,450 was paid out of the emergency fund for unforeseen emergencies in the diplo matic and consular service and for ex tending diplomatic intercourse with foreign nations, which congress had provided need not be accounted for if the president fertifies that an item should be paid from this fund. Presi dent Roosevelt had made such certi fication. Furthermore, Secretary Knox ex plained to the committee that it was improper to produce the books be cause thereby other undisclosed Items of expenditure would be revealed. President Taft In his letter to Sec retary Knox said that. In view of the facts and that the emergency fund ex penditure for this period have under the express authority of congress been (ertified by Secretary Hay "for my predecessor, President Roosevelt, as being of such a oharacter as ought not to be made public. I feel that nothing but Fome extraordinary circumstances would justify me in directing you to take such records before the commit tee, because the discretion thus exer cised under the statute should, in my Judgment, in general be conclusive and binding upon this point." The president added that when Sec retary Knox concluded his investiga tion of the particular expenditure and submit the matter to him he (the president) would determine whether the money was lawfully "or dishonest ly and improperly misappropriated." 100,000 TO SING ANTHEM "America" Will Take the Place of Firecrackers in Denver's Fourth of July Program. Denver, Colo. -- The national an them, sung on the streets of Denver by 100,000 persons, will be one of the features of the safe aud Bane Fourth of July celebration planned for this city. A great street parade, in which floats representing all nations will take part, will stop at the tolling of a bell and the crowds in the streets, ev ery member of which will be provided with the words of "America," will unite in the anthem. SEEKS CONVENTION IN 1912 Baltimore, With $100,000 Fund Pledged, Is Making Campaign for Democratic National Meeting. Washington. -- Baltimore, with a $100,000 fund pledged as evidence of good faith, is making a vig orous effort to secure the Democratic national convention next year. The argument is made that the city is nearer the center of population than any large city seeking the convention, and that Maryland is a neutral state, without a candidate for the norhlna- tion and without a favorite. Boat Overturns, Six Drown. Salt Lake City, Utah.--A motor boat containing 17 persons was capsized on Utah Lake, 30 miles south of this city and at least six are known to have been drowned. The power gave out and an attempt was made to hoist a 6ail in the strong wind. ^ Mine Cave-In Kills Two. Hancock, Mich.--John Wucpio and Louis Johmson were killed and Pscar Koski anf Otto Laatikalnen seriously Injured by a cave-in of rock In the main shaft at the Quincy mine. Need 12,000 Harvest Hands. Tojpeka, Kan.--Although the wheat will not be ready to cut for two or three weeks, Kansas farmers have called for 12,000 harvest hands. Charles Harris, director of the state free employment bureau, said that the bureau expected to ask for 16,000 to 18,000 men this year. -- C. Three Trainmen Killed. North Platte, Neb.--A freight en gine on the Union Pacific six mllea west of here blew up, killing three trainmen. SOMETHING ELSE. • PRESIDENT SCORES COL. JOSEPH GARRARD FOR HIS 8LfUR UPON JEW. STING IN LETTER BY TAFT Commander-in-Chief Denies Statement of Officer That Jewish Men Are Not Socially Equal to Gentile. Washington.--Col. Joseph Garrard, U. S. A., commanding the cavalry post at Fort Myer, Va., was severely repdi- manded by the secretary of war, un der orders from President Taft, for reporting adversely an application of Frank Bloom, a private in the Third field artillery, now on duty on the Mexican border, for the right to take examinations for promotion to com missioned grade on the ground of Jew ish parentage. Several years ago Bloom was urged for appointment to West Point. Pres ident Roosevelt, not being in a posi tion at the time to make the appoint ment, suggested to Blosm that he en list and, "like a true American," fight his way up from the ranks. The young fnan took the advice, en tered the army, where he is said to have made a good record, and recently took his first examination for promo tion. It is said that Bloom failed In this examination, but in view of the prejudice brought about by Colonel Garrard's indorsement, the soldier will be ordered up for final examination again in September. On this point President Taft, in a letter to Simon Wolf of this city, said: "I shall take steps to see that the examination to which Private Bloom is subjected is one in which he will be given a fair chance and not be ex posed to any unjust prejudice." Colonel Garrard's indorsement on Bloom's papers to which President Taft so strongly objected, when brought to his attention, was as fol lows: "The applicant is a son of Jo seph A. Bloom, of Jewish persuasion, who is now. and has been for a num ber of years, a tailor at this post. His associates, as far as I know and that of his family, have been with en listed men and their families and have been respectable. The young man is undoubtedly honest and upright, am bitious and probably deserving, but for the reasons stated I would not desire him in my command as an offi cer and a social and personal asso ciate. "The presence of the applicant's family at a military post woe'd be subverse of discipline and their probable treatment a source of morti fication to them and frequent cause of trouble to commanding ofPcers. From an experience fit many years I have found, except In few cases, few com munities where Jews are received as desirable social associates." In directing the secretary of war to inquire into the matter, President Taft wrote in part: "It is difficult for me to read the indorsement of Colonel Garrard, set forth in this letter, with patience and without condemnatory words that had better not be written. The statements made by Colonel Garrard are not true with reference to the standing that Jews have In this country; and I re sent, as commander-in-chief of the army and the navy, that any officer of either should permit himself in an official document to give evidence of such unfounded and narrow race prejudice as that contained in this indorsement." LUMBER INQUIRY IS BEGUN 8pecial Federal Grand Jury Starts Work at Chicago After Warning by Judge ^Landis. Chicago.--Investigation -of condi tions in the lumber industry was be gun by a special 'ederal grand Jury Impaneled in Judge Landis' court. The federal inquiry, which aims to secure evidence which will" warrant criminal prosecution of^ big lumber dealers, started in a manner to as sure the greatest secrec. Unusual precautions were taken when the Jury began its work and the govern ment officials announced that they in tended to keep every detail of their work secret if possible until indict ments finally were voted. Judge Landis in his instructions to the jury took pains to impress upon them the necessity of secrecy. Lorimer Committee Is Named. Washington.--At a meeting of the senate committee on privileges and elections Senators Dillingham, Gam ble, Jones and Kenyon, Republicans, and Fletcher, Johnston, Kern and Lea, Democrats, were designated as the special committee to conduct the pro posed reinvestigation into the Lori mer charges. Dillingham. Gamble, Fletcher and Johnston voted for Lorimer in tbe last session and Jones, Kenyon. Kern and Lea are classed as anti Lorimer. Prince Is in Shipwreck. Tokyo.--The Russian volunteer fleet steamer Ryazan, while bound to Vladi vostok ran ashore on a reef near Nag asaki. All the passengers, including the crown prince of Slam, were saved. The Japanese warship Iwate was sent to assist the Ryazan. Ohio Solon Admits Bribe. Columbus, O.--Representative Evans of Stark county pleaded guilty to so liciting a bribe of $100. Judge Kin- kead immediately fined Representative Evans $500. Arrests In $12,00Q Fire. Chicago.--Leopold Dreyfus of the firm of L. Dreyfus & Co., clothlerg, his brother, Lazard Dreyfus, and Max Co hen, a bookkeeper, were taken into custody by detectives in connection with a fire that damaged the concern about $12,000. John Dillon Auto Victim. Dublin, Ireland.--John Dillon, Na tional member of parliament for East Mayo, was dangerously injured on the head and back in an automobile acol* dent ne&r Dundalk. /I CiKuwOS The Professor--An ordinavy brick will absorb a quart of water. The Pugilist--Then my brother's no brick! The Professor--What do you mean? The Pugilist--He never absorbed that much water In his life. THREE CURED OF ECZEMA "When a child, I suffered eight years with eczema. I could not sleep at night, and had sores all over my chest. Wo had doctoru and nona could do any good, until my mother saw the advertisement of the Cutl- cura Remedies In the-paper. We used the Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Resolvent, and they cyr«d me of eczema. I also used theia on my live children. Two of them had eczema very badly. When my children had eczema, I was not worried at all, aa I knew the Cuticura Remedies would do their work. They had sores all over their heads, their huir would fall out. and thev would scratch all n1«rht. and day. They had it on their heads, face, and In back of the ears so that I thought their ears would drop off. I washed their heads and bodies with Cuticura Soap and they are as clean as the driven snow. Cuticura Soap and Ointment also cured my children of ringworm. I would not be without the Cuticura Remedies. They are wonderful." (Signed) Mrs. Violet Cole, 26 S. Redflefd St.. Philadelphia, Pa., Oct 29, 1910. Cuticura Soap and Ointment ara sold throughout the world. Send to Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., sole props., Boston, for free book on skin and scalp diseases and their treat ment. Hugging a "Lamb." Parson Johnson bad been caught hugging one of the finest "ewe" lambs c*f the congregation who happened to be a very popular young lady and ft created quite a stir in the church. So "Brudder Johnson" was brought for trial. ' "You have seen these great pic tures, I suppose, so you know dat d* great Sheperd am always pictured wid a lamb in his arms," said "Brud der" Johnson. "Yes, sah. pahson, dat am so," ad mitted Deacon Jones. "Den, Brudder Jones, what am wrong in de sheperd of this flock having a lamb In hiB arms?" This was too much for Brudder Jones, so he proposed that the peo ple have a called meeting that after noon. After the point was discussed at the afternoon meeting the follow ing resolution was made: "Resolved, Dat for the future peace af this congregation, dat de next time Brudder Johnson feel* called on to take a lamb ob de flock in hla arms, that he pick out a ram-lamb." The Second Dimension. It was on a little branch railway In a southern state that the New England woman ventured to refer to the high rates. "It seems to me five cent* a mile is extortion," she said, with frankness, to her southern cou sin. "It's a big lot of money to pay If • ou think of it by * the mile," said »he southerner, in- ber soft drawl; 'but you just think how cheap tt Is by the hour, Cousin Annie--only tbout thirty-five cents."--Youth's Jbmpanion. BUSINESS WOMEN A Lunch Fit for a King. An active and successful young lady tells her food experience: "Some years ago I suffered from nervous prostration, induced by con tinuous brain strata and improper food, added to a great grief. "I was ordered to give up my work, as there was great danger of my mind failing me altogether. My stomach was in bad condition (nervous dyspep- lia, I think now) and when Grape- Nuts food was recommended to me, I bad no faith in it. However, I tried It, and soon tUere was a marked Im provement lr my condition. "I had Keen troubled with faint spells, and had used a stimulant to revive me. I found that by eating Grape-Nuts at such times I was re lieved and suffered no bad effects, which was a great gain. As to my other troubles--nervous prostration, dyspepsia, etc.--on the Grape-Nuts diet they soon disappeared. "I wish especially to call the atten tion of office girls to the great benefit I derived from tbe use of Grape-Nuta as a noon luncheon. I was thoroughly tired of cheap restaurants and ordin ary lunches, and so made the experi ment of taking a package of Grape- Nuts food with me, and then slipping out a( noon and getting a nickel's worth of sweet cream to add to it. "I found that this Blmple dish, fin ished off with an apple, peach, orange, or a bunch of grapes msde a lunch lit for a king, and one that agreed with me perfectly. "I throve so on my Grape-Nuts diet that I did not have to give up my work at all, and in the two years have had only four lost days charged up against me. "Let me add that your suggestions in the little book, 'Road to Wellville,' are. in my opinion, invaluable, espe cially to women." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to WellvlIW fa pkgs. "There's a Reason." "Ever read the afc«-re letterf A ae« •ae appears from thar <• time. Tkcqr •re irea«l»e, trat, aad tall of fcaaaMt taatercat.