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' ' " / ' " * - * » ' * ¥ - % t r + * * < * ' * - t 4 * ' , , j ' i * x ' ~ \ f - * ^ * " * • ' 1 ' " - - ' f " a ~ ~ „ ^ / " - . £ v ? * » i L ' t R ' - F f ' X ' . ' ' I " ' " " ' • , - : . ; r , , ; • V • • * • • . . . - _ • The McHenry Plaindealcr NWMiK by P. O. SCHftEINBVL. IfcHENRY. ILLINOIS Hustle •old. fim will not fleet tte The fir® flend lores an ombMtad ftarnace. Mtnehai and pigtails are goto* oat f fashion in Chin*. The rubber gown Is the latest thing t> feminine appareL Rubber! Buffalo steaks that go uneaten are YtlUsed as hinges on bam door*. The cold ware Is a stimulus trade--particularly the coal trade. If the pen Is mightier than the •word where does the typewriter come In? Doesn't it beat anything how mer­ cury can go down when it gets start­ ed? Minneapolis, which has *mrented the hobble whisker, may keep it and wel­ come. The baby emperor must wonder what io the matter with his nursery now-a-days. This weather tempts a man who has broken himself of the whisker bablt to •tart something. Toe dancing is advised for flat-foot­ ed children, whereas a flat foot is an excellent help in buck dancing. Astronomers tell us that there Is frost on Mars, but we need not be told that there is frost on this little old earth. - <* An exchange ..tells us that a noise­ less typewriter has been brought to light. The poor girl must be deaf and dumb. . People who hare a family of small boys and girls do not need a calendar to remind them that Christmas is coming. A New York Judge decides that an American's house is his castle and he has a right to fortify it with a bandy revolver. An Omaha Judge says there is no such thing as old age and proves It 1flr marrying at the age of 73. Boys will be hoys. Parmer in Connecticut found a lump •f gold in a chicken's crop. The nug­ get is said to be almost as valuable as i fresh egg. ft has been decided the campaign cigars are not Included In New York's new law prohibiting the carriage of deadly weapons. Medicine Hat has resumed. It Stands ready to forward all sorts of disagreeable weather to any address, charges all prepaid. The smugglers who were caught in Hew York with $1,000. worth of glasa •yes evidently were blind to the iniquity of their ways. Street ear conductors are to an­ nounce the names of streets through horns to save opening the door. They'll be singing them next An American aeronaut committed suicide by Jumping into the English channel--a dismal paraphrase of the ooals-to-Newcastle principle. it may be possible to catch Qsh with BOlse. as a Harvard professor claims, but most anglers conserve their noise until they have returned from the fish­ ing trip. A business man In Toronto bas an eighty-year-old stenographer. Prom the point or view of a business man's wife, that is the proper age tor ste­ nographers. Connecticut cab horse which was •truck by an automobile became de­ spondent and deliberately committed suicide Evidently he figured that fate rubbing It in. as The price of opium has drop,,™ • result of the Chinese rerolufion. Now we know why the war corre­ spondents are slaughtering so many thousands every day. An eastern woman is about to take nnto herself a sixth busband after having hurled five of them It be­ hooves the organist to play a funeral march during the wedding Two guides were shot by mistake on the opening day of the hunting season in New Jersey. One of the strange things in connection with our civilization is that men continue to wish to be guides. HE OP JILL HOPE EXPLOSION IN TENNESSEE MINE ENTOMBS 100 MEN--NONE BELIEVED ALIVE. BLACK DAMP HALTS RESCUE Company Has 175 Coffins Shipped to Scene -- Great' Crowd Surrounds Mouth of Tunnel While Belief Parties Fight Oases. Mule In New Jersey drank a gallon of whisky and then kicked itself to death. Human JackasBes seldom car­ ry their penitence that far. A statistician tells us that 636,000 workmen are killed or injured every year In this country. Wbat was it Qeneral Sherman said about varT Bricevllle, Tenn.--All hope that any of the 100 men imprisoned by the ex­ plosion and fire in the Cross mountain mine will be taken out alive was aban­ doned. Rescue efforts have resulted only in the recovery of eight mangled bodies. Black jdamp has made Its appear­ ance, presenting a new obstacle to the rescuers. Practically no head­ way is being made in penetrating the wreckage. That any of the men who may have escaped the explosion still live in the gas-filled chambers is re­ garded as Impossible. President Stephenson of the Knox- vlile Iron company had' 175 coffins brought here from Knoxville, and they were taken up the side of the moun­ tain and stacked against the mouth of the pit. This grim spectacle brought a great hysterical sob of grief from the wives, mothers and sis­ ters of the entombed men, who braved snow and rain and wind to stand transfixed before the entrance to the main shaft of the mine in the hope that by some miracle tbler husbands, fathers, brothers or- sons might be rescued alive. The federal experts report that the explosion swept through 27 cuta, mak­ ing a cave-in two miles long, extend­ ing from the main cutting to the head­ ings. The men must have ail been In the cross cuts when the explosion occurred. These cuts were filled with thousands of tons of slate and coal and twisted timber. in addition to the eight bodies re­ covered fragments ot other bodies have been found in the wreckage. Most of the bodies are terribly man­ gled, Indicating the terrific force ot tbe blast. The rescuers found a Bmall «iitch which had been hammered In­ to a solid mass and a lunch pail which had been blown through a two- inch timber. A most pitiful scene was enacted when a rescuer brought from the pit a locket containing the picture of a man and a woman with three small children. The rescuer found the wile of the owner in Mrs. John Oblowski. She screamed and fainted, as did five other women who were standing near her. More than 10.000 people rushed here, attracted by the news of the catastrophe, and as a result the town's food supply Is practically ex­ hausted. The town officials have or­ dered food rushed from Knoxville. As the mangled condition of the bodies recovered was noted, all hope that any of the miners would be found alive was dispelled, and as the weary hours wore away hopelessness of res­ cue was confirmed everywhere. At times even the helmeted men were driven back from their progress by the deadly afterdamp, but gradual­ ly after the destroyed electric fan was replaced and put In operation the air became better and the work went for­ ward. LIGHT IS TURNED ON SECRETARY BLAMES COLO STOR­ AGE FOR HIGH PJttCttf. Would Have Reports Mads So That the Public Might Judge Future Cost of Food. Washington.--In his annual report Secretary Wilson of the agrlcvltaral department asks this pertinent ques­ tion: "The consumer pays one dollar for food; the farmer gets loss than fifty cents of It Who gets the rest?** The secretary does not attempt to some itmw M'NAMARAS LAND IN PRISON Brothers Lose Their Names as They Enter San Quentin Penitentlsry to Begin Terms. San Francisco.--John Joseph Mc- Namara. convict No. 25,315, convict­ ed dynamiter and lormer secretary- treasurer of the international Bridge and Structural Iron Workers' associa­ tion. and James B. McNamara, convict No. 25,314, printer, dynamiter and con­ victed murderer, now occupy a cell in San Quentin penitentiary Pdjoining that occupied by Abraham Kuet. These two men lost their names and their Identity when they were lormal ly delivered to Warden Hoyle by Sher­ iff Hammel of Los Angeles county There is nothing to distinguish them --they wear tne stripes wlifc the other convicts and even their crimes win add no particular illumination to their Identity. J. J. McNauiara Is 26,315 until he has spent fifteen years in the penlteutiary and his brother is 25.314 until a lire sentence Is served The only leniency they can hope for Is a commuiement of sentence tnrougb good behavior or by parole or pardon from the governor of California. The two men were put to work in the penitentialy jute mill, where they will be taught to sew sacks. They will be given a half hour for dinner and will be required to work until 4:30 in the afternoon. Just how long they will be kept at this depends upon their aptitude and willingness. The coining of the McNaznaras ex­ cited little attention among the pns oners. - A Connecticut school requires the bqg pupils to learn bow to cook. It la but natural to believe that the glrU are taught to lay brlcir or carry the bod. American men have decided to re­ fuse to obey any edict of fashion from i Paris about wearing knee breeches. If the emancipated women of the land /would only Imitate the men in this, what promenades of grace, beauty and independence our public streets might be! Priest Catches Burglar. Great Falls, Mont.--Responding to a telephone call from the rectory of a local cathedral, two policemen found John Crolden. an alleged burglar, re­ strained from disappearing by a re­ volver in the hands of Father John Hennessy. Tafts to Get Xmn Cake From Texas. Dallas. Tex.--The fruit cake that President Taft and his family will «at this Christmas Is being baked by Miss Haute Brandenburger of Bap An­ tonio. detail, the results of an investiga his department has just made into the effect of cold storage on the wboleBomeness and cost of food. His investigation leads him to recommend publicity for the amount of food in cold storage. Just as the department now gives publicity to the condition of crops from month to month. Instead of. food remaining in stor­ age for longer than a year or two years, as a rule, the secretary de­ clares that his investigation - showed that "receipts into cold storage are entirely or very nearly exhausted by the deliveries out of cold storage within ten months." Cold storage, the secretary reports, bas raised the cost of living by in­ creasing the annual price level for butter and eggs. The department announces that the corn crop is moving northward by seed selection. The American systems of renting land are declared to be faulty. Poultry products for the past year are estimated to have been wortn S760.000.000 DURBItB AT DELHI T Splendor of Ceremony Never Be­ fore Equalled in India. GREAT DISPLAY OF JEWELS Oaonje and Mary, Seated on tmpe- * rial Thrones of Hindustan, Witness a Wonderful Pageant. Delhi, lBdla, Dec. 12.--Amid scents of splendor never before equalled even in India, the country of marvel­ ous pageants, nor In any other land In modern times, Oeorge and Mary, "v ^dusky potentates were rospleodant in the magnificent jewels for which they have long been famous. Indeed such & display of precious stones never be­ fore waa seen in modern times. The rajahs, after making their obeles- ances, grouped themselves about ths throne, where also stood the govern­ ors of the Asiatic colonies of t^h crown, other distinguished govern* ment officials and Invited guests. . Queen Wears ths Kohlnoor. The king was crowned king-empdjK or at Westminster, so he took his throne already wearing a crown that had been made especially for this oc­ casion, garbed in the royal robes of state, wearing the state Jewels and carrying the scepter. By his side sat Queen Mary, on her brow the crown that was made for her coronation and In the front of which biased the great Kohinoor, the Indian diamond sup­ posed to bring good fortune If worn by a woman. Her Jewels were even more magnificent than those she wore at the coronation at Westminster, among her new ornaments being a ANTI-TRUST LAW IS BLAMED Banker Vanderllp Declares Business Unrest Is Due to 8hermsn Act and the Tariff. New York.--Frank A. Vanderllp, president of the National City bank, in an interview published In the Out­ look, declared that "the hesitant and disturbed state of mind now so uni­ versal among business men and capi­ talists is due to the chaotic situation resulting from the attempt to adjust business to a law"--the Sherman anti­ trust law Mr. Vanderllp Is quoted as saying that: "Every line of Industry having to do wi(h industrial expansion, with capi­ tal expenditure, with anything in fact other than supplying the day by day consumptive needs of the country, is prostrated." Mr. Vanderllp declared. He cites the tariff as one of the minor reasons lor this condition, and beamed most of the disturbance to the Sher­ man law. Mr Vanderllp is opposed to government control of price* ex­ cept as a last resort. "With proper publicity of accounts," be says, and "wise control of capital issue i believe that, we should rest tor the present. We must not let ourselves be led hastily to do any­ thing which might lorce us to take that step of everlasting consequence --price-fixing by the government" SAYS STOKES IS A SLAYER Lillian Graham Believes Hotel Pro­ prietor Killed "Policy King," Al Adams, at New York. New York.--Lillian (ira^am sprung the greatest sensation that bas arisen in the case of the shooting show girls when she testified that she sQot Millionaire W. E D. iitokes because "the lacts flashed through my mind about bis having murdered Al. Adams, and 1 knew he would murder me." Miss Graham was asked if Mrs. Stella Singleton, her sister, bad talked to her about Stokes. "Yes." the witness swore, "she tola me he was a very, very dangerous man She said she bad heard Stokes killed Al Adams and was seen com­ ing down the stairs of the' Ansonla ho­ tel near Adams' room shortly after the body of Adams was found." Al Adams, the policy king, died at tbe Aneonia October 1, 1907. It was given out at the time that it was a case of suicide. The Philadelphia matron who emoked a cigarette in public says It Is 'none of the public's business. As far we *** concerned she can smoke rC-iyjt|jany time she feels like it, as long as *... I. Phe doesn't try to borrow our tobaooa. URGES U. S. TRUST CONTROL E. H. Gary Tells Congress He Would Have Federal Commission to > Manage Big Corporations. Washington.--E. H. Gary, bead of the United States Steel corporation, testified before the senate committee on Interstate commerce that he al­ ways believed It was entirely legal for cnmr.ftltors to come together, mutually disclose their business con­ ditions to steady and balance trade, without, any agreement on prices. He urged a federal commission au­ thorized to consider management, character and extent of corporations and to permit certain pooling arrange­ ments when conditions warranted. One Killed In Wisconsin Wreck. Corliss. Wis.--C. E. Forbush, an en­ gineer, was killed and a number of passengers shaken up on the Chicago. Milwaukee & St. Paul railroad near here, when south-bound passenger train No. 12 ran tnto a light engine at a switch cross-over. Senator Williams Has Relapee. Washington.--It will be ' several weeks 'ut 'ore John Sharp Williams of Mississippi, who was hurt in a runa­ way in November, will have fully re­ covered. He has suffered a relapse. Two Aviator* Killed. London.--A double aviation fatality occurred at Filey, in»ar Scarborough, Yorkshire. Hubert Oxlej, an aviator, was killed instjiiitiy and his passeo- ger, Robert suffered Injuries from which he died soon afterward. Boy Fatally Shot. Goshen, Ind.-- Frederick Cregler fourteen, was shot by Harold Hutch­ inson, fifteen, firing at target Creg­ ler diverted the muzzle towards his own breast. Cregler ran sixty feet and fell dead at his mother's feet Buys Land at $870 Square Foot. New York.--A new record price for New York real estate was marked by the sale of half a city lot at Broadway an/1 Thirty-fourth street for $1,000,000 The plot contains less than 1,200 square feet. It brought nearly 1870 a square foot. Stop Cars to Save Deer. Hartford, Conn.--Motormen must ex­ ercise tbe utmost care while running their cars in Connecticut to avoid kill­ ing deer, according to a bulletin from the state game oommlsakn. king and queen of Great Britain, were recognized today as emperor and em­ press of India. Up to their thrones marched the proudest chiefs of Hin­ dustan and there did homage. The ceremony was without precedent, for never before has a British emperor of India come to Delhi, the ancient seat of the kings of Indi&, to assume his title. The Durbar, for which elab­ orate preparations had been un­ der way for months, took place in a great camp to the north of the city, some five miles square. Tbe tempo­ rary population of this camp is about a quarter of a million, and it is fur­ nished with all the conveniences of modern life, including 31 post offices, ten telegraph offices and even elec­ tric light, railways, motor cars and taxi-cabs. There the people gathered beautiful lotus flower of diamonds. She was garbed in the white and gold embroidered robe worn at the coronation. Close beside the Imperial thrones when the twenty-four state trumpet­ ers with their silver trumpets herald­ ed the durbar were, of course Lord Hard Inge, viceroy of India, and Lady Hardinge. Most spectacular was the grand re* view of troops, about SO,000 in num­ ber. Most of these were native troops, and they were garbed in the most gorgeous uniforms in the world. The rajahs and other native prin­ ces present brought their own ele­ phants, the size of the animal depend­ ing on the rank of its owner, and the huge brutes with their magnificent howdahs and other trappings added m is f/'jfr Native Princes on Black Chargers. for the durbar have been amusing themselves for several days with polo, hockey and military tournaments and other festivities. Display of Jewels Is Wonderful. The durbar proper took place in an Immense semi-circular amphithe­ ater on the historic ridge where a few Englishmen once made a heroic stand against the revolting natives. In the center of the semi-circle was a throne of gold and sliver surmount­ ed by a copper dome. Taking his seat on this, Oeorge received the hom­ age of tbe rulers of the "dim mil­ lions" of his subjects, about 150 rul­ ing princes of Hindustan. These Big Salary Explained. "And how is your excellent son, the divinity student? He graduated from the theological academy about a year ago, I believe?" "Yes, Just a year ago. And he's doing so well I They pay him a wonderfully large salary and next year he's to get more." "In­ deed! That's very unusual. Perhaps it Is bis excellent delivery that nets him the large emolument" "Yes, that's 1L He's one of the pitchers in the big league."--Cleveland Plain much to the oriental splendor'of the scene. Presents for Indian Subjects. The king and qdeen brought from England a vast number of presents for their Indian subjects, Including a thousand plum puddings made In the Buckingham palace kitchens, and a great number of rich cakes, York hwmw and Stilton cheeses. Then there are rolls of English line*. piles of Buckinghamshire, bonitcsi and point laces, illustrated books, fancy leather goods, silverware of all kinds, British and velvets, pictures and photographs and a groat variety of other articles. Completely Spoiled. "What's the trouble with that prima donna?" asked the manager. "She used to be very pleasant and consider­ ate." "Yes," replied the stage msn- ager, "but she bas gotten so she be­ lieves all the press agent writes about her." Lack of Enterprise. Generally the trouble with a man who doesnt get anywhere is that he baa not enough confidence la his Judg­ ment to bet anything on WESTERN CANADA ! SOME CRUEL AND UNUSUAL .FARMER SECURES WORLD'S PRIZE FOR WHEAT . s <i \ , <»'- " X i?V' iwiiiiilpl The Great Durbar Procession. A JtpSTHERN, BASK* FARMER THE LUCKY WINNER. Sir Thomas Shaughnessy of the Ca* nadian Pacific Railway offered $1,000 In gold as a prize for the best 100 lbs. of wheat, grown on the American con­ tinent, to be competed for at the re­ cent Land Show in New York. In making the competition open, the donor of this handsome prize showed his belief in the superiority of Ca­ nadian wheat lands, by throwing the contest open to farmers of all Amer­ ica, both United States and Canada. The United States railways were by no means anxious to have the Ca­ nadian railways represented at the show and a New York paper comment­ ing on the results of the competitions says that they were not to be blamed, as the Canadians captured the most important prize of the show. The winner of this big wheat prize was Mr. Seager Wheeler of Rosthern, Saskatchewan, and Its winning bas brought a grpat deal of credit on the district. The winning wheat was the Marquis variety, and received, no more attention from Mr. Wheeler than his other grain, but he is a very particu­ lar farmer. His farm is one of the cleanest and best kept in the Ros­ thern district, and this year he won first, prize in a good farm competition which included every feature of farm­ ing and every part of the farm. Last winter Wheeler was a prize winner at the provincial seed fair in Reglna. Wheeler is a firm believer in sow­ ing clean seed of the best quality pro­ curable, consequently his grain is much sought after by the best far­ mers for seed purposes. Wheeler is an Englishman. He is a pioneer of Rosthern, coming here fif­ teen years ago. In the last six years he has done much experimenting, par­ ticularly in wheat varieties. His farm resembles an experimental farm. A long driveway, lined on both sides with trees, leads to a modest house, the home of Wheeler, a modest, unas­ suming man with tbe appearance of a student rather t^ian a man engaged in commercial pursuits. There are now no free homesteads to be had in this district, and farm lands are worth from $20 to $40 per acre, which a few years ago were se­ cured by their present owners, either as a free gift or purchased at from $5 to $8 per acre. It is not many miles from Rosthern, where the farmer lives, who secured the first prize for wheat last year at the National Corn Exposition at Co­ lumbus and West of Rosthern, about 150 miles, lives Messrs. Hill and Son, who won the Colorado Silver Trophy, valued at $1,500, for the best peck of oats, also awarded at the National Corn Show at ColumbuB in 1910. Not contented with the high honors obtained in its wheat, Canada again stepped forward into the show ring, and carried off the Still well trophy and $1,000 for the best potatoes on the continent. This time the winner was a British Columbia man, Mr. Asahel Smith, the "Potato King." of that province. The exhibit consisted of one hundred and one varieties drawn from all parts of the province aggregating in weight one and a half tons. At the recent Dry Farming Con­ gress, held at Colorado Springs, and at which time it was decided to hold the next Co-^ress at Lethbridge, in 1912, the Province of Alberta made a wonderful showing of grains, grasses and vegetables. "At the Congress, Alberta got more prizes and trophies, ten to one, than any state of the Union," said Mr. Hotchkiss to the Edmonton Bulletin. "We brought back all but the build­ ing with us, and they offered us that, saying we might as well take all that was going. We would have brought it along, too, if we had had a flat car to put it on. Alberta captured nearly 60 first prizes, 20 seconds, 3 thirds, 9 cups, 40 medals, 50 ribbons and 2 sweepstakes. The grand sweepstake prize, for the best exhibit by state or province,-a magnificent silver cup, was presented to us with much cere­ mony at a reception to the Canadians in the Empress hotel. The presenta­ tion was made by Prof. Olin, chair­ man of the judging committee, and the cup was received on behalf of tbe province by the Hon. Duncan Mar­ shall. Resigned. The sick man had called his lawyer. "I wish to explain again to you." said he weakly, "about willing my proper­ ty." The attorney held up his hand reas­ suringly. "There, there," said be. "leave that all to me." Tbe sick man sighed resignedly. "1 suppose 1 might as well," said he, turning upon his pillow. "You'll get It, anyway." Two Women. "I'm going to Vassar and try for a degree this year. Better come along." "Thanks, dear, but I'm going to Reno and try for a decree." SEAL BSTATB TEXAS The Benvtm Orchards and Gardens »nt located in center of the Houston, Okl Tetttoii, Bcauukiat and Port Arthur district. Which now has the eye of the public. Larg-e and small triK'ts for snle at liberal prices and terms. Liberal inducements are offt-red to food, reliable men to help us In ths sale of these lands. Write for the book euiltled "BENSON ORCHARDS AND GARDENS." laataa Usi Compwv, W S01 Sonsdooc* Hoc*. Chic#f c.„ UL tb« fiuoM. Close to I'n uersore la (ttftlrU-t liiCannuia.ti Weak pleudld tnurh«-t uuluU WESTERN «MDA FARM LANDS iS.""" „ . . t p. Kit"e Government buoirsteaa* tl>o wilhiu ml leu of f air, tirvpi excellent, settlement couilua In Itoi. For ree literature and maps,write Julius b. Woodward, Bsc. Board of Tntde, 1-, Prince Aibttri , btuA. l?AKH8l inarms! Farms) Homettl Beet, i-hespest A: p!uc<! for uplendid homes. 3Q rears Unit*. Soil, •mi% watur, markets, railways, schouli, huutlag, njf. all conditions perfect. About 100 tulles tpolls, Minnesota. EAS'EFKl If f Income. in-rts lands TMstrict a Stiff# y ftiH'Uon betel iu JKUmda.. G Below front Hue. injur railway. ti*«* a.id leu aw*, trsvib fur sale. Tives plained, carvd for utili 1 bear- fii. lnrestiuate, Oope k Uordou, itH, Miuiul, i'la. pAHMEKS PLEASE ANSWER--1m not lam A' too high In roar section? Is not your elimsu §satisfactory? If so, would yon oonalaer s change en write nsforoar farm list and reasons formak-t tbe • tale ment that U tht butt piac* in werUtoUM. Invsmaie Laad Co., artau>i, Teaa. Double Penalty Threatened for ThoM Who Dared to Interfere With tha Wires. Rotorua has been laughing over ths wording af a notice that has been placed by the public works department on some of the electric wire posts on the road to Okere, In New Zealand. Some time ago a Maori youth, who teemed to have a misguided taste for experimenting, threw a long piece of cable over the electric wires that run to Rotorua from the power station at the Okere Palls.. The town was at once plunged In darkness for two or three hours until the mischief had been located. The dusky and youthful experiment­ er was carpeted in the court and fined for his scientific enthusiasm, and the department put up this notice-- "Any persons climbing the electric light poles or damaging the insulators are liable to a fatal shock and a pen- alty of £10."--Tit-Bits. LOTS OF EXCITEMENT. rvTET Stranger--But Isn't this town pretty alow? Native--Slow? Say, nearly every evenin' there's the gol dingest most excltin' checker game at the store you ever seen! The Difference. "John M. Harlan," said a Chicago lawyer, in a eulogy of the late Su­ preme Court Justice, "had a way of pointing an observation with a story. Once he wanted to rebuke a man for exaggeration, so he said he was as bad as a Pittsburg millionaire who was being interviewed by a New York reporter. " "Where, sir, were you born?' the reporter, as he sharpened his pencil, asked. " 'I was born in Pittsburg,* said the millionaire. " 'And when did you first--er--see the light of day?' " 'When 1 was nine,' the millionaire replied. 'My people then moved to Philadelphia.'" New View of It. "I envy the man who believes that superstition about Friday," said Mr. Growcher. "I consider it depressing." "Not at all. A man ought to be mighty comfortable who can feel suro there's only one unlucky day In the week." Dr. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invig­ orate stomach, liver and Dowels and cure constipation. It's humiliating to discover that the folks who we imagine despise us nev­ er even thinly of us! You have a corking good memory if you don't tell the same story to the sfime crowd twice.--AtchiBon Globe. WW® 6JCJW a The Army of Constipation Is Cruwinfc- SitMilfer Every Dayfe CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS responsible -- they not only give relief -- they ~ perma nentlycure Con- stijMtiM. Mil lions use them for Btliotune«», l»dife*tioa, Sick Headache, Saiiew Siria. SMALL PILL, SHALL DOSE. SMALL PUCK, Genuine must bear Signature CARTERS ITTLE THICK, SWOLLEN GLANDS that & Iiorei« ffkesM, Boar, bave Thick Wind or Cboke-dovru, cfcii be ve- •aoved with £B$0RBiNm S3ic> any Buuuij or Swelling. Wo blt*t«r. nu hair yoar, and bone kept *t work. 13 j>«r bot­ tle, delivered. Book 3 K fre*. ABSOIilSiNISj, JSC.* Itolmeat <t so&BMsaii BadticeB Goitre, Tumors, Weca, Puiufu!, Knotted y*rtt>08ie> Veins, Ulcers. II.uO aoil £.00 » bottle ml dealer* or delivered. Book with free, W. F. YOU NQ, P. D.F.,310Temple St..Spring field. Mat*. | \ c S u l v i FOR All SOKE EYES FITS I Botrte FttKE.We «X' BALL tvaf*Xlr lUMMlTtts; TTt OKPORMIOH »«Xt)8 Art MORE BLE FOR INVESTMENT THAN „ Al, K8TATE FIRST MORTGAGES." A treatise br R. K KDMON1JWON, JMItor "N. T. Financial Bulletin " No. 4V Broadway, New Ton* Of great value to l&Twtsn. Bend for free eopjr. 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