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Sfl -W..- WlSWiWii^fM,41.4v ̂• ' -'•' - ' j tm -v" . ^ * * V i * ' k > * M f " * * 1 * ' " V • * * ^ ' •fr^'V' The McHenry Plaindealer Published by P. Q. 8CHREINER. JICKENRY, ILLINOIS. Why doesn't an tee floe flow" There seems to be no kind of Insect powder tnat Is fatal to humbug*. The forty immortals have slid back Into obscurity, and all is forgiven. There never before was a time when the world had So many ex-potentates. The peach crop promises to be big enough for cholera morbus pur­ poses. R08AL8KY HAS NARROW ESCAPE v ! FROM BEING BLOWN UP « • ,f BY BOMB. SEES DANGER; CALLS POLICE Jurist's Library Wreoked end In­ spector Egan Badly Hurt by Explo­ sion That Follows When the Latter Opens Mailed Package. New York.--Judge Otto A. Rosalsky of the court of general session came within a hair's breath of being killed here by a bomb received through the mail. It was only a defect--said to be a small accumulation of dirt--In the mechanism of the infernal machine, which the Justice had unsuspectingly opened, that saved him from probable death or certain injury. The bomb later exploded while be­ ing examined by Inspector Owen Egan A 27-pound lobster has been caught j of the bureau of combustibles, eeri- Otffer seeds may be higher this year, but seeds of kindness will coat no more. What a pity that the average man has no plaoe to store away Ice for a •dusty day! CHURCHMEN IN RIOT THIRTY MEMBERS OU8TED FROM CLEVELAND EDIFICE BY POLICE. THE RUSH HOUR at Atlantic City. It was not accom­ panied by a chorus glrL It was with difficulty that Lake Michigan was kept from freezing from shore to shore this winter. Somebody has said "we are what we eat." We doubt it especially when we eat boiled cabbage and turnips. Doctors saved the life of a New York man whose neck was broken But he will still have to live in New York. China invented fireworks a good many hundred years before it had an independence day to explode them on. Automatic starters may be all right for automobiles, but they would never do to set a political campaign in mo­ tion. Though a Minnesota man caught a ton of fish with his hands, others have made greater catches with their Imag­ inations. The couple who get married in a fly- iag machine evidently do not desire elaborate ceremonies--Just a plane wedding. Fashion notes make it easy to fore­ tell that ladies' hats will be high and pocketbooks retain their usual shape of flatness. Golf balls are to be cheaper. Bnt we cannot paraphrase Marie Antoin- «tte and eat golf balls if we cant have bread. We await anxiously the time when the little ex-Emperor Pu Yi will be­ gin making attempts to oome back. 'They all do it. A gun made of cement Is one of the latest devices for war purposes. It is dangerous to stand either at the mux- ale or the breech. We take off our hat to the pulmotor, which not only draws suicides back from the dark Bhore, but patches up their lovers' quarrels. The Massachusetts man who has been on the operating table thirty-five times may be merely trying to estab­ lish a reputation as a cut-up. Dont boast, even if you did hare eggs for breakfast The man to whom you feel so superior may have bad butter on his johnnycake. A New York surgeon says the ver­ miform appendix fulfills an Important function. He is, of course, speaking from the surgeon's standpoint ously injuring the official about the face and hands. The library of the j apartment was wrecked. | The Intended victim of the explosion j h*B been given a great deal of pub- | Hefty lately in connection with the Brandt case. It was Judge RosalBky who sentenced Brandt to a 30-year term for burglary at Mortimer L. SchifTs home in 1907, and who recent­ ly reversed his action. The attack upon the Jurist is the first case of such violence attempted against a Judge here within memory, and it set the whole machinery of the police department speedily at work upon the mystery. The bomb came by mail and was delivered by a postman to Judge Ro- salsky's apartments on Riverside drive. It was accepted by the maid and placed on the table in Judge Ro- salsky's library to await his coming. An hour later Judge Rosalsky reached home and unsuspectingly be­ gan to open the package while talking to his wife. He took off the wrapper and found a plain white pasteboard box. Judge Rosalsky's own story of what then happened follows: "I took the cover off the box with­ out the slightest care. My first glimpse at the contents was enough. I backed out of the room as quickly as my feet would carry me, calling to my wife and brother: 'Why, It's a bomb; it's a bomb.' '1 telephoned police headquarters a special request for experts on bombs. .Inspector Egan cape with David I. Kelly, superintendent of the bureau of combustibles. "Egan went to work, examining the bomb cautiously. He took out a little wad of tissue paper which I be­ lieve contained fulminating mercury. I was called out to the telephone and a moment later I heard the bomb go off. I rushed in and found poor Egan staggering about bleeding profusely. The index finger of his right hand had been blown off and the whole hand mangled. His face was full of bleeding wounds and his forearms and left hand were terribly lacerated. 'It is one of God's wonders that I was spared, but I feel at this moment that I would rather have opened that package myself than to have stood by hnd permitted Egan to touch it as he did." NICARAGUA IS FOR PEACE Those Manchurlan princes do not make any pretenses to th^ effect that they stepped out of power In order to devote more time to the uplift A near scientist tells us that when­ ever a man tells a lie his big toe wiggles. There most be some enthu­ siastic wiggling on the bathing beaches in summer. The death of Lord Lister, who dis­ covered antiseptic surgery and has saved the liveB of thousands, recalls the fact that he was not placed in the list of the twenty greatest Country Appeals Through Secretary Knox for Action by U. 8. 8enate on Loan Convention. Washington.--In response to an ap­ peal from the people of Nicaragua S Secretary of State Knox cabled Presl- j dent Taft to urge consideration of the i Nicaraguan loan convention which has been buried in the senate committee on foreign relations for more than a | year. "The prompt action of the United j States senate on the Nicaraguan con- i vention is anxiously and prayerfully hoped for by the government and the ; people of Nicaragua," cables Mr. i Knox. "While I was in Nicaragua but one request was made to me and that by all classes >of people--'help us maintain peace.'" A Connecticut bank has gone to the wall because Its books had not been balanced for forty years. It seems, therefore, that the balancing of bank books is important, after all. A prominent dentist informs us that false teeth are more sanitary than real ones, but the man who knocks out his fellow man's teeth is not necessarily looked upon as a philanthropist. A New Jersey woman is suing for damages because after a 6urglcal operation a pair of forceps was sewed up inside her. She is lucky not to have the price of the Instrument charged against its loss in her bllL The Palace of Peace at The Hague will be completed In July of navt PAY HONOR TO CLEVELAND Exercises Commemorative of Seventy- Fifth Anniversary of His Birth Held In New York. New York.--Exercises commemora­ tive of the seventy-fifth anniver­ sary of the birth of Grover Cleveland were held In the great hall of the College of the City of New York. Tributes by letter came from Pres­ ident Taft, Governor Dlx, Alton B. Parker, Oscar W. Underwood, Mayor Gaynor, Richard Olney, Cleveland's secretary of state; Senator-Elect Hoke Smith of Georgia, David R. Francis of Missouri and Gov. Judson Harmon of Ohio, all members of Mr. Cleveland's cabinet, and many others. 8outhern Trains Delayed. Washington --Traffic on the South- year. The work is not being hurried, i frp. ra>lway. which has been so para A Boston highbrow tells us that if be had created the world he woul4 have made every woman beautiful And what would the beauty doctor do then, poor thing? lFi§®» aUiiiliJ liis: liifct fry the heavy r»tn, is Jks ' tRWti hind because of tie the m m l . _ said Dissatisfied Parishioners Attack Reo- tor When He Attempts to Read Letters From Bishop. Cleveland. Ohio, -- After thirty riotous parishioners of St Michael's Catholic church had been ejected from the edifice and eight of them ar­ rested by policemen Rev. Father J. M. Paulis, the object of their attack, began his sermon with these words: "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." A large proportion of the parish, one of the most prominent in Cleve­ land, has been dissatisfied with Fa­ ther Paulis. A week ago the pastor was hooted and Jeered as he strove to read letters from Bishop Farrelly and the apostolic delegate at Washington in vindication of his assignment to the pastorate. When the police had ejected the malcontents, Father Paulis, standing In the sanctuary with an officer on either side, read the letters, though all was confusion. Then he told the congregation that he had come as a priest or a soldier obeying orders, as the bishop had assigned him to the church. He had sought to resign, but Bfshop Farrelly had told him that would disrupt the parish. Threats ef dynamiting caused the police to establish a guard about the pastor's residence. Those arrested at church were released later. WILL TRY 54 MEN TOGETHER Judge Anderson at Indianapolis Da* oldes Against Separate Trials Hi Dynamite Conspiracy Cass. Indianapolis, Ind.--All the defend­ ants indieted|for violation of federal statutes govenuing transportation of explosives, 64 in number, must go to trial in one cause October 1, accord­ ing to the final ruling of Judge A. B. Anderson after he had heard argu­ ments of attorneys for the defense on a motion for separate trials. In the consolidation of the cases the Indictments against 64 men are merged in one with 128 counts, 28 of which charge conspiracy to violate the statutes forbidding carrytng of dynamite and nitroglycerin on pas­ senger trains and 100 charge direct violation by the defendants both as abettors of and principals with Ortle E. McManlgal, John J. and James B. McNamara and Herbert S. Hockin. SHOOTS AT KING OF ITALY Anarchist Attempt* Regicide as Ruler Leaves Palace for Humbert Mem­ orial--Bullets Wound Officer. Rome, Italy.--An attempt was made to assassinate King Victor Emmanuel here. Several shots were fired at the king, but all missed their target and his majesty escaped unhurt His as­ sailant was arrested. He gave his name as Antonio Dalba. The king was Just leaving the pal­ ace on his way to the Pantheon to at­ tend the annual memwial service it honor of his father. King Humbert, who was slain by an assassin at Monza July 20, 1900. Dalba fired several shots from be­ hind the crowd in the street One of the officers of the king's body guard fell dangerously wounded. TWO LIABILITY BILLS PASS Conflict In Compensation Acts of Mich­ igan House and Senate--Arrange for a Compromise. Lansing, Mich.--Both houses of the legislature passed workingmen's com­ pensation bills, as recommended by Governor Osborn in his call for the special session. The thirteen senators who have been standing in the way of giving immediate effect to the presidential primary bill on the ground that such, action would be unconstitutional, voted to give immediate effect to a law prohibiting the "carrying of ten- inch natplns, slungshots, razors, and other weapons." The bill went through under suspension of the rules and the house took similar action when it reached that body. TRAIN MESSENGER KILLS TWO Mallet and Gun Used to 8lay Bandits Who Held Up Southern Paclflo In Texas. San Antonio, Tex.--A San Antonio express messenger named David A. Truesdale Is the hero of all Texas. Starting unarmed and covered witti two revolvers held by a masked train robber, he emerged from obscurity flanked on either side by the body of a dead bandit. That, in brief. Bums up the fatal error made by a pair of desperadoes when they attempted to hold up South­ ern Pacific train No. 9 at a lonely point In Texas. ft: Now a society for promoting ciency has been launched. One «f y ways of doing it would be to was! y^Jgss time on forming fool |kms. k.- One of the government's weatl cbarks says that ocean currents do nolt Influence the weather. Perhaps, ho#- ever. he will permit us to continue Jp frelieve that the moon and the t|2 bridges. 5 Attell Sues Buckley for $20,000. San Francisco.--Abe Attell, ex-featb- er-welght champion, has filed suit for I $20,000 damages against Jim Buckley, aiiitkser for Harlem Tommy Murphy, cauae Buckley charges the Hebrew ht<>r with having offered Murphy ff4,(M)0 If he would "lay down" In the , receui Murphy-Attell fight . gtre affinities. I*- V tv*' • 5 '* 1 V * A New York Judge has declined fegrant a divorce •to an actress, hoidlik v ! IJiat the charge she made against i husband was not sufficient to wa. rant the issuance of a decree. The Judge fllust think marriage is a serious business even as it concerns people of <S*J*ear Admiral Melville Dead. fplladelphla.--Rear Admiral George Melville, retired, engineer In chief of the United States navy, died here •fefbe age of Beventy-one years. * • German Aviator Killed. Merlin, Germany.--Herr Wltte, who toe! a prominent part in the last Ber­ lin aviation meeting e.f Johannisthal, ftWias killed lie Vl. afc! making a In the vicinity JmowWm 'bttf For Rehearing of Patent Caee. Washington.--The Supreme court will be asked as soon as the necessary ^application can be drawn to rehear he patent monopoly case. ;.rt * ' fclsrm Ex-Senator PfefTer Very III. I Topeka, Kan.--W. A. Pfeffer, the first Populist elected to the United States senate from Kansas, Is critical­ ly ill at a hospital here. Senator Pfef- tet: la suffering from the effect of the utatlon of his right leg above t*5 Pastor tost tn 'Chester, England.--A general has been sent out by the police for Rev. H. T. Perkess, a Pennsyl- vanla MethodiBt minister, who ha® mysteriously disappeared. Senate Confirms Pitney. Washington. -- Chancellor Mahloa Pitney of New Jersey has been con­ firmed by the senate as an associate Justices of the Supreme court of the United States. The vote was SO to 26 yWM <»8e* m m wMtt** hjfliwni AM£je/CA// SHOOT SIP ALLEN SLAYER OF JUDGE FALL8 IN BATTLE--GIRL VICTIM DIE8. LEADER ATTEMPTS SUICIDE Three Members of Virginia Outlaw Gang That Murdered Three Coun­ ty Officials Ar«. Captured--Desper­ ado's Wife Slain In Conflict. Hillsville, Va.--A measure of ven­ geance was meted out to the Virginia outlaws in the mountain fastnesses near here. Sidna and E*loyd Allen, two of the chiefs of the band which rode to the Carroll county courthouse and assas­ sinated Judge Massle, Prosecutor Fos­ ter and Sheriff Webb, are In custcdy, both wounded severely. Sidna Allen's wife is dead. She was shot in a battle with a posse in the mountains while helping defend her outlaw buAband. The fifth death was that of Miss Nancy Ayres, nineteen years old. She was shot accidentally during the fu­ sillade In the courthouse. AH the free members of the assas­ sin band, probably eighteen, are up in the mountains toward the North Car­ olina line. They are well armed and determined not to be captured. The storming of Sidna Allen's bouse late In the day was the next thing to a bombardment. The posse trailed through the bush four niiles up the ridge and surrounded his cabin, which stood In a grove. Expecting the posse, Allen was barricaded and well sup­ plied with rifles and ammunition, which he had brought from a store in which he waB a partner. From behind stumps, rocks, trees and other natural obstacles on the mountain side the posse tired at the house. Allen fired at the posse as fast as the women of his family could re­ load his rifles. In a lull the posse rushed the house, broke down the doors and found Allen's wife dead and Allen groaning with wounds. Attorney General Williams, who Is here, declared that Sidna Allen's bul­ lets killed Judge Massle. Floyd Allen, the cause of the trag­ edy, was taken to the lockup under a heavy guard. He slashed his throat with a pocketknlfe, but his wound is not serious. His son Victor, Cabeil Strickland and Byrd Marlon were locked up as witnesses. Juror Fowler, who was wounded In the courthouse firing, Is not expected to live. The wounds of Kane and Wordell, other Jurors, and of Goad, the court clerk, are not serious. 8ugar Workers Get Pension. Jersey City, N. J.--Stockholders of the American Sugar Refining com­ pany. here, unanimously passed a res­ olution providing for the pensioning of all employee more than sixty-five years of age. They are to be retired on a pension equal to one per cent, of their a'nnual Income, multiplied by the number of years' service. In the case of women the age limit Is fixed at sixty years. Virginia Outlaws in Roanoke Jail. Roanoke, Va.--Floyd Allen, the out­ law, his son Victor, and "Bud" Mar­ lon, all of whom are held as principals In the sensational shooting at Hllls- vMa, Va., were safely locked In the Jail to await action by the authorities. Seek to Promote Efficiency. New York.--The American Society for Promoting Efficiency was organ­ ized here by men representing all branches of business and professions. Hundreds of men hailing from every state in the Union were In attendance. TERMS ARE REFUSED 8U8PEN8ION IN U. 8. MINE8 PRE­ DICTED TO OCCUR APRIL 1. White Declines to 8ay If 8trlke Will Bo Called, Meeting May Dec I de- British Workers In Deadlock. " New York.--"All negotiations with the anthracite coal operators are off," declared John P. White, president of the United Mine Workers of .America, at the adjournment of the meeting be­ tween the miners and operators, In which the miners declined the oper­ ators' counter proposition. "I look for a general suspension of work April 1,' he added. "Will there be a strike?" he was asked. "I can't say as to that," he replied. "Vhe misers' officials will discuss that matter this afternoon." The meeting between the miners and the operators was brief. Mr. White read to the operators the min­ ers' reply to their rejection of the miners' demands. It was received without comment and the meeting ad­ journed without delay. None of the operators was willing to talk. London, England. -- Another dead­ lock has been reached in the ne­ gotiations for a settlement of the coal strike that Is paralyzing In­ dustry through the United Kingdom, but Premier Asquith is endeavoring strenuously to bring the parties to­ gether. Meantime conditions through Great Britain are producing Incon­ venience to the public and suffering to the miners and their families. PUTS SUGAR ON FREE LIST House Passes Bill by Vote of 198 to 103--Measure Makes Big Cut In Revenue. Washington.--The Democratic bill removing the tariff entirely from sugar imported into this country was passed by the house of representa­ tives by a vote of 198 to 103. According to the Democratic lead­ ers the measure, If it becomes a law, will reduce the prlcO of sugar to con­ sumers about 1H cents a pound, an aggregate saving of 1116,000,000 an­ nually to the households of the na­ tion. The loss of $63,000,000 revenue annually from sugar duties will be off­ set, under the Democratic plan, by the proposed tax on Incomes over f 6,000 a year. DR. H. W. WILEY RESIGNS Famous Chemist Says "Pure Food Act Paralyzed or Discredited"--Own Ideas Trampled Upon. Washington.-- Detikring that for the last six years he had seen grow up an environment in the department "In­ hospitable" to his own ideas or the administration of the pure food law and had seen "the fundamental prin­ ciples of the food and drug act, as they appeared to be, one by one par­ alyzed or discredited." Dr. Harvey W. Wiley Issued an explanation of bis resignation as chief of the bureau of chemistry in the department of agri­ culture, which he had sent to Secre­ tary Wilson. Duchess of Buccleuch Is Dead. Edinburgh,--The duchess of Buc­ cleuch died at her estate, Dalkeith house, near this city, after a short Ill­ ness. She was the daughter of the first duke of Abercorn. The duchess is survived by the duke, five sons and two daughters. Rear Admiral Bowyer Die*. Tampa, Fla.--Rear Admiral John M Bowyer, retired, died In a hospital here. Admiral Bowyer was at one time superintendent of the naval academy at Annapol.'s. The body will be shipped to Brie, Pa., for interment. Paris Police Chief Honored. Paris.--M. Leplne, the famous Paris chief of police, was elected an acad­ emician, or member of the Academy of Moral and Political Sciences over eight competitors here. Shot by Former Employe. Eveleth, Minn.--Joseph 8. Wilson, president of the city council, waB shot here by Marinone Carmeno, who has ! tub trust, charged with criminal con- Last Peace Council In England. London.--The delegates of the coal owners and the striking miners as­ sembled again at the foreign office with Premier Asquith and members of the cabinet for what must be the deciding Joint conference. Has Bathtub Trust Case. Detroit, Mich.--The case of the gov­ ernment against the so-called bath- been out of work Beveral weeks, at the Spruce mine, of which he Is cap­ tain Wtoa may die. gplracy in restraint of trade, has been placed in the hands of the fury U» federal court here. TiEE MEN SHIN NEBRASKA POSSE KILL# TWO CONVICTS AND THEIR FAH- * MER CAPTIVE. 1?^ ONE-FUGITIVE GIVES UP Running Baifctlo Is Fought for MftM Before Escaped Murderers Are ̂ -v Shot Dead by Pursuei Fight Near Omaha. j - Omaha, Neb.--John Dowd and John Taylor, alias "Shorty" Gray, two of the oonvlcts who escaped last Thuis- day from the state penitentiary at 1 Lincoln, and Roy Blunt, an innocent rvictlm of their murderous attempt to gain liberty, are dead as the result of a battle between the bandits and law olBcers. Taylor was slain by a posse. It is believed Dowd also was killed by the poBse, but hia surviving icompanion says he committed suicide. Charles Morley, the third of the trio, saved hie life by surrendering to the offioers, with whom he had fought a running battle for two and a half miles over country roads with horses on the gallop. Armed with shotguns and revolvers, i while their pursuers had repeating i rifles, the convicts were within a few 'miles of Omaha, where they expecte,d ;to find frlendB who would shield them, iWhen the fatal battle took plaoe. Early in the day the telephone op- |erator at Gretna, 16 miles south of (this city, gave the alarm of the pres- ,ehce in that vicinity of the desperate jxnen. Six posses soon were ready to lattempt the capture. These included a band of Omaha detectives and pa­ trolmen, Sheriff McShane of this coun­ ty and his deputies and Sheriff Hyers and his deputies from Lincoln. Sher­ iff Chase of Sarpy county, with his deputies, are also within striking dis­ tance. South Omaha sent two posses under Chief of Polloe Briggs and the Gretna company of the National Guard was on the scene. Chief Briggs of South Omaha and hlB deputy, John C. Trouton, were lead­ ers in the party which overtook and vanquished the three convicts and •hot Blunt, the lnnooent victim. BriggB left this city on an early special train with several Omaha police officers. All left the train at Springfield and there learned of the movements of the convicts. Eight miles from Omaha the offioers caught up with the vehicle carrying the convicts, near Mowinkle school. Young Blunt was forced to lash his horses into a run, but the officers kept up the chase. When they were within a hundred yards of the pursued* men Briggs and Trouton opened fire with their rifles. The convicts replied. There was a halt vfhen young Blunt toppled back Into th<t wagon, the vic­ tim ot a bullet. Chi If Briggs jumped from his buggy and (Ired at the men in the wagon. Other' members of the posse joined in the fusillade. John Dowd •. was the next to fall. Taylor fell the next Instant. Chief Briggs shoubtd to Morley: "Drop that gun or I'll blow your head off." Morley, who held a big revolver, dropped the weapon and Briggs or­ dered him to come forward with hands up. This Morley did, when Briggs took a second revolver from one of his pockets. Briggs demanded that Morley surrender the other men in the wagon. "They are all dead," said Morley. The bodies of the convicts were turned over to Sheriff Hyers of Lin­ coln, and that of young Blunt to his family. Hyers took Morley back to Lincoln. ECZEMA AND ITCHING ERUPTIONS Dwitl* lay* Reslnol Warka Llko • Maglog Mora and more ar© tbe wonders <* Reslnol. No itching surface bnt what is relieved Instantly by Its use, and the list of diseases which are perman-i •ntly benefited is gnjjgtoc dally til] numbers and cases. ^ This dentist says it is the real Glance over what he says: ,'1 have given Reslnol Ointment to patients troubled with Eczema and It always worked like magic. One lady after spending $100 in various ways was cured by the use of a 60-cent jar of Reslnol Ointment. It is the real thing for Eczema and all itching erup­ tions. "F. M. STEVENS, D.D. S., Dover,N.H.W Reslnol Ointment is an effectual and reliable remedy in all forms of inflam­ mation, eruption and irritation of the skin. It is an Immediate remedy for itching or Inflamed piles and a great curative application for eczema, tetter, milk crust, pimples, scalds, burns, chil­ blains, chapped hands, boils, felons, cuts and all inflamed and lrHtated skin surfaces. Reslnol Soap by its antiseptic and healing properties as­ sists the work of Reslnol Ointment Try a fifty-cent Jar of Ointment, to bo gotten from your druggist, and you will be more than satisfied with tho expenditure. Free sample can be had by writing to Department 85, Resinol Chemical Co.. Baltimore, Md. Guess What. Tom--Yes, Miss Roxley and I are strangers now. I've been asked not to call there again. Jack--I'll bet old Roxley had a hand in that Tom--Well-er not a hand exactly. ; W; When Your Eyes Need Care Try Murine By« Remedy. No Smartlnf--Feels Fine--Acts Quickly, Try it for Bed, Weak, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus*. (rated Book In each Package. Murine is compounded by onr Oculists --not a "Patent Med­ icine --bnt used 8n successful Physicians* Prac­ tice for many years. Now dedicated to tbe Pub­ lic and sold by Druggists at 25c and 60e pes' Bottle. Murine Eye Salve In -Aseptic Tubes, 8So and tOo. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Ohioago The Ugiy Brute. "See that measuring worm crawl­ ing up my skirt?" cried Mrs. Bjenks. "That's a sign I'm going to have a new dress." "Well, let him make It for you," growled Mr. Bjenks. "And while he's about it, have him send a hookworm to do you up the back. I'm tired of the Job." No Time Specified. Two beautifully dressed women were parting with a finger-tip hand­ shake. "You must come and eee me. Won't yon come and see me some timer* asked one, with just the faintest tinge of eagerness. "Yes, I will come and see you. I will come and see you some time," echoed the other, with not the faints est tinge of eagerness, and with a gla­ cial, acetic acid smile. 8UBTLE HUMOR. BOILER BLAST KILLS 32 Locomotive Wrecks the Southern Pa­ cific Roundhouse at San Antonio-- Bodies Blown Into Bits. San Antonio, Tex.--At least thirty- two men were killed and parts of their bodies strewn for blocks around when a big passenger engine in the South­ ern Pacific shops blew up her3. The engine stood in a square formed by the copper-house, blacksmith-shop and roundhouse, ' all of which' were wrecked. A portion of the locomotive crashed into a house seven blocks away and seriously hurt a woman. AVIATORS' BOMBS KILL TURKS Italians Drop Explosives From Army Aeroplanes With Deadly Accuracy --Ten Are Slain. Benghazi, Tripoli.--'-Bombs dropped from an aeroplane belonging to the Italians killed ten Arabs in a Turkish camp some distance from this city. The aeroplane, driven by an army aviator and carrying an offloer as pas­ senger, left the Italian camp and flew at a considerable altitude into the desert, where a strong Turkish and Arab encampment was found in a well-sheltered position. German Publisher In United 8tates. New York.--Louis UlUteln, one of Germany's foremost publishers and part owner of four daily newspapers, nine weeklies and as many magazines, arrived here and will seek to get an idea of the manner in which Ameri­ can publications are handled. Sugar Convention Renewed. . Brussels.--The sugar convention was renewed for another five years by the international sugar conference. The renewal becomes effective Sep­ tember 1, ;»13. U. 8. Marine* Land In China. Swatow, China.--A detachment of marines from the United States moni­ tor Monterey was landed here in con­ sequence of the continuous disturb­ ances all over the city and the threat­ ening attitude of some of the natives. Aeke $100,000 for U. 8. Target Range. Washington.--Representative Kahn introduced a bill to appropriate $100,- 000 to purchase a suitable tite on the Pacific coast to be used *s a range for small arms target practice by the United States navy. Cholly--What's the time, old chap! I've an invitation to dinner at seven, and my watch Isn't going. Gussie--Why, wasn't your watch Invited, too, deah boy? HARD TO DROP But Many Drop It. A young Calif, wife talks about coffee: "It was hard to drop Mocha ana Java and give Postum a trial, but my nerves were so shattered that I was a nervous wreck and of course that means all kinds of Ills. ' "At first I thought bicycle riding caused it and I gave It up, but my con­ dition remained unchanged. I did not want to acknowledge coffee caused the trouble for 1 was very fond of it 'lAbout that time a friend came to live with us, and I noticed that after he had been with us a week he would not drink his coffee any more. I asked him the reason. He replied, 'I have not had a headache since I left off drinking coffee, some months ago, till last week, when I began again, here at your table. I don't see how anyone can like coffee, anyway, after drink­ ing Postum'! "I said nothing, but at once ordered a package of Postum. That was live months ago, and we have drank no coffee since, except on two occasions when we had company, and the result each time was that my husband could not sleep, but lay awake and tossed and talked half the night. We were convinced that coffee caused his suf­ fering, so we returned to Postum, con­ vinced that the coffee was an enemy. Instead of a friend, and he Is troubled no more by insomnia. "I, myself, have gained 8 pounds in weight, and my nerves have ceased to quiver. It seems so easy now to quit , the old coffee that caused our aches | and ills and take up Postum." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. I Read the little book, "The Road to j Wellville," In pkgs. "There's a Reason." B«er rend the above letlert A aew appear* from time to ttaa«. Tfcer I are Rrnulnr, trua aa| full ef fcaaua