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i'-h mw %v.v vf>r? The McHenry PlaiMealer Pubtiehfcl by y. tt. SCHRE1NER. jIcHENR¥. ILLINOI8- Keep out »f M«xloo. 'trouble. Keep out «f Jit feet may be a Joy. but mowtly !tt« shoemaker. A Missouri girl demands >20,000 tor ••eren kisses. Prices are golnf up er- ery day. China's republic seems to have quite as much trouble as the defunct monarchy. At this time of the year almost a&y i base ball scribe can bat .300 tn the fciope league. Accidents will happen. A New York tSvAge has refused to grant a wealthy Woman a divorce. One of our best sellers at this sea- edn of the year is the seed catalogue, which is given away. Many a Chicago man awakes from dreams of baseball to be told to get out and shovel snow. Nobody need be discouraged, except perhaps the man who planted his to­ mato seeds in tin cans. A woman in Virginia bought a $5,000 painting for $8, but usually art col­ lectors buy $8 paintings for $5,000. Germany, according to a dispatch, is watching Mexico. That country, ac­ cording to rumor, will bear watching. The hookworm may have nothing to do with the fishing fever, but the ef­ fects of both maladies are much alike. Whenever we hear of a man adver­ tising for a wife in leap year we are led to wonder what is wrong with him. - Sir Thomas Ltpton says he will make another attempt to win the cup. Ton can't keep a squirrel on the ground. New York legislators advocate a fine tor waiters who accept tips. Verily, these are hard days for malefactors of great wealth. Noble trees were sacrificed last year •to make 300,000.000 lead pencils, and 'other forests went to make the paper |thfc pencils called for. "American women lead the world." remarks a visiting German editor. At My rate, we are well aware that they lead American husbands. A New Tork theatrical manager is iColng to produoe a Chinese play. Now we shall probably have a controversy wver (be Chinese players. In spite of the lengthy, hard winter tkat we have had, the restaurants %ave been able to keep spring lamb en the bills of fare right along. son of the gaekwar of Baroda «ays it is impossible to live on $250 a week. Possibly he subsists on a 4Jet of Humming birds' eyebrows. "It is three times more dangerous <• cross Broadway in New York than the Atlantic ocean." And four times more dangerous to keep on up the A ©old bath every morning will [prevent colds, according to Doctor Ja- cobL Evidently he labors under the Impression that all men are heroes. Three cherry pits were found in the vermiform appendix of an Indiana man when the doctors opened him. To be on the safe side make two bites at a cherry. An English astronomer arises to re- tesrk that Msr? !* not inhabited. That momentous affair having been settled, let us torn once more to the contem­ plation of baseball. A Hungarian physician claims £hat lie is able to graft hair on bald heads. It is hoped that he may now turn bis ^attention to the business of grafting life into wasted tissues. A court in New York granted one man $12,000 for the loss of a leg and another $1,000 for the loss of a wife. If it had been a California Jury it might have been different. Gotham is rejoicing because only fifteen persons were killed In one imonth by the trolley carB. Of course, 'fifteen out of that immense popula­ tion of millions is a very gratifying ahowinng except to the fifteen By means of glass cages French scientists have found It possible to raise chickens without allowing them even to come in contact with a mi­ crobe, but the fowls must have found the sterilized life awfully dull. WOOL BILL PASSED HOUSE DEMOCRATS PU*H MEAS­ URE THROUGH BY VOTE OF 189 TO 92. REPUBLICAN INSURGENTS AID Majority Leaders Believe the People WIN Support Their Efforts, /. Whether or Not Veto Is 0 Used--Issue Up to Taft Washington .--The Democratic bill reducing the tariff dutieB on wool, clothing, carpets and other products was passed by the house of represen­ tees, 189 to 92. The measure is. identical with the Underwood bill passed by the houBe last session and the Democratic ma­ jority preserved it intact from amend­ ment by the Republicans in putting it through the house. It provides a 20 per cent, ad valorem duty on raw1 wool, which amounts to about five cents a pound specific duty as compared, with the 11 cents, in the Aldrich-Payne law, This and other reductions in the bill average about 47 per cent, and the ef­ fect, according to the Democrats, would be a material decrease, in the price of clothing and other wool prod­ ucts. Eighteen Republican progressives and two regulars--Nye and Stevens of Minnesota--voted with the Democrats In favor of the bill, and one Democrat --Francis of Ohio--voted against It. The stand-pat Republicans were willing to stand for a slight reduction of duties, but contended that the Dem­ ocratic bill went far beyond any revi­ sion justified by the tariff board re­ port. It is not unlikely the wool bill will go to the president in practically the same form vetoed by him last session. The duty on raw wool in that in­ stance was increased by the confer- ence committee of the two houses from the original 20 to 29 per cent. The Democrats and progressive Rft- publicans beMeve they will be vindi­ cated by the people should President Taft either sign or veto the same i»!ll he . vetoed last summer. GEN. GRANT SERIOUSLY ILL Said to Be Afflicted With Disease That Killed His Father--Forced to Se­ cure Leave of Absence. New York.--Though all of the offi­ cers at the headquarters of the depart- meqt of the east on Governor's Island are maintaining discreet .silence, it has become known here that Maj. Gen. Frederic^ Dent Grant, the commander of the department, had quietly left the Island on a four months' sick' leave. An affliction of the throat, said to be similar to that which caused the lin­ gering illness and final death of his father, Gen. Ulysses S. *ferant, is the cause for General Grant's sudden de­ parture from his duty. It was learned from good authority that General Gr#nt had been suffering from the malady for many months and that it failed to yield to treatment A short time ago his physician gave im­ perative orders that, he should seek rest and absolute quiet. It can be said with conservatism -that General Grant Is a very sick man and that his illness has been of a na­ ture imperative enough to force com­ plete cessation of work on his part. General Tasker H. Bliss is tempor­ arily in command of the department of the east, pending Grant's return. When General Grant went away and where he is at present are mat­ ters which the officers at Governor's Island are keeping secret. They would only admit that Grant had gone away on leave. CAPE HORW QRAHAM IANO DENSE PACK ret TJFCE " WTDD0LL <823 ©SOUTH* POLE *S HACK L ETON'S* VAWHEST SOUTH # COOK, 17W 4»ROfMf»LY ««w_. /BARRIER «C£ OCLSICA 'WITH I31ANOS I OR UMOUl ATINJ» iKINsl&KAPOSH st v V -• " CANO MCES: ICE „ _ AHUNDSEN?S jqvvX QUARTERS^ ROSS5 W&C<^;5%^C0tT<£ S B A P 1 9 0 ^ OATS LAHO %:T!N 88 23' V & ENDE LAND AOAHE VICTORIA LAND MAGNETIC POLE KAISO? WILHELM LAND ADEtlE LAND ELLINGTON CAPT. SCOTTS ROUTE TOWARD THE 80UTH POLE. scan TELLS OF Members of British Party Had Many Escape From Death. FACE STORM ON ICE FLOE Crevaeses Open in Sea Ice to 8wallow Ponies and Dogk--Hurricanes Add to Danger--Explorer Pushes on in Search of the South Pole. Special Notice.--Captain Robert F. Bwttl aarratlve of bin exploration* lu the Antarctic, published below, wan issued by New York Time* company yesterday as a book, duly entered for copyright and publicly exposed tor sale, lit* yme being its first publication anywhere in tbe world. Its reproduction tn tbls newspaper la of course duly authorised. Ita reproduction else­ where in tbe United States In any form except t>y permission from tbe Mew York Times com­ pany is forbidden. Title under which tbe narrative Is copyrighted: "Capt. Scott's Story--Trying Experiences--Mi­ raculous Escapes--Daring Winter Operations-- Valuable Scientific Work--First Antarctic Tele­ phone Installed--Motor Bledges IHri Good Work --Cinematograph Records Taken--ExpeuKloa Steadily Approaching Polo When Last Heard from. Xttt IIWI tb* A school for chauffeurs has been es­ tablished hi a Western college. It 1b to be hoped that It will teach proper deportment for the occasions on which the carburetor refuses to work when It Is twenty miles to the nearest tgarage. 400,000 MINERS ARE IDLE Men Leave Their Work--Union Head Optimiatie--Sees R*«umptlon !n All Fields Shortly. Indianapolis, Ind.--With only two exceptions the suspension in the coal mining industry of the country, which ' dogs went into effect when the wage con­ tracts between members of the United Mine Workers of America and the bituminous and anthracite coal opera­ tors expired, was general. Approximately 400,000 minera art Idle, the country will miss more than 1,000,000 tons of coal and the employes $1,000,000 in wages. President John P. White of th9 miners, before starting for his home In Oskaloosa, la., ssild he expected the bituminous men to ratify the Cleve­ land agreement and return to worh probably by April 20. He also predicted a speedy adjUBt ment of a wage contract In the anthra- cite field, when the miners and opera­ tors meet in Philadelphia on Apr# 10. London.--The proposal for the re turn of the miners to work under th« recently passed minimum scale bill has carried in a ratio of about three to two. A 23-story hotel, containing 1,000 *ueat chambers, is to be erected over the new Grand Central station, in New Tork. Even at that it will not be big enough to accommodate all those who desire to take the next train back (home aa soon as they arrive. Tobacco Men Lose Suit. New Orleans--Total damages of $26,000 were awarded against the American Tobacco company by a jury in the United States district cou^ in the anti-trust suit brought by the Peo­ ple's Tobacco company of New Or­ leans for alleged conspiracy to de* Btrov competition. American potato growers get about ifeventy-five bushels of tubers to the jftcre, while in England and Ireland E crops run from 200 to 235 bushels the acre. But in many respects i It a great country. . •#* 'r>»f The wonderful richness and flexi- Mlity of English are due mainly to the steady accretion from abroad. We liake the right word where we find it, fWbether Greek, Latin, German, French ^©r African, Indian or Eskimo. That (Is one reason why English is becom- more and more a world language Charles W. Morse In Rome. Rome.--Charles W. Morse, thte for­ mer New York banker, with his wife, is at the Excelsior hotel here. "Mr. Morse appears to be In good Health. Conductor Rides 1,000,000 Miles. Springfield, Maeu.--After having traveled more than 1,000,000 miles on the same run, J. D. Smith, a con­ ductor for 52 years and th® oldest employe in point of service on the Boston & Albany railroad, has re» tired. Smith reached his seventieth birthday last week. Copyright, 1M2, ky the New company, (all rights reserved). Copyrighted In tha United Klagfloai by Central News, Ltd., London. Registered In the Department of ApltllltiUl, copyright branch. Dominion of Canada, by the Central News, Ltd., London. Akaroa, New Zealand.--Capt Rob­ ert F. Scott's Antarctic steamer Terra Nova arrived here with news of the Brifish polar expedition. Captain Scott wrote a narrative of his experi­ ences expressly for the New' Tork Times. When last heard from he was making a final effort • to yeach the pole. The whole party was reported in excellent condition. Lieutenant Bennell, commander of the Terra Nova, expresses confidence in the suc­ cess of the expedition. Captain Scott will remain another year In the antarctlo. to complete his important scientific expedition and with the hope of attaining the pole. Captain Scott relates a story of frightful experiences in which he and most of his party narrowly escaped death; the story is plainly told, but pictures to men's minds adventures such -ae few have passed through. At one time Captain Scott fonnd his camp floating away,, the 'plaything of the moving broken floes. This striking story begins with the szp$ditio!i in QUirtor* ftt Mc- Murdo sound in October, 1911. They returned there on October 30 and rest­ ed, after a most unlucky start south­ ward, in which they lost most of their and Manchurlan ponies, upon which, next to his motor sledges, Scott had placed most dependence Scott says: "Shortly after the departure fror Cape Evans of the party who were efc- tablishing depots for the Journej 'south the ice broke south of the cap<, severing communication. Because c the heavy weight which had to bt- transported to the depots, the party consisting of twelve men, eight ponies and two dog teams, occupied until January 30 in establishing the base camp on the ice barriers near Hut Point. Has Narrow Escape. "The surface of the snow was soft. The work was terribly hard for the ponies and a heavy blizzard, which lasted three days, was a further se­ vere trial for the animals, which were not in good condition. "On February 8 we proceeded south, marching at night and resting In the daytime. The weather was exception­ ally bad, but the sife-face of the ice improved. Nevertheless three of our ponies which were caught in a bll»- eard succumbed. On Fobruary 16 we reached 79^4 degrees of latitude, south, and there we determined to make a depot, to leave a ton of stores and return to the base camp, and we did so with the dog teams. "But on the way tbe entire party tell Into a crevasse except Mears and 1. (C. H. Mears was in charge of the dogs and ponies.) He and I were on the sledge, which was miraculously held up on a part of a bridge over the His Friend. Clerk Can you let me off tomorrow afternoon? My wife wafcts me to go shopping with her. Employer--Certainly not. We are much too busy. Clerk--Thank yC|U very much, sir. Tou artery kind.--London Opinion. crevasse'on which we were traveling. The two dog teams hung by the har ness and were extricated with difficul­ ty. Some were badly injured. "After our arrival at the camp the storm raged for three days. The enormous accumulation of snow, car­ ried here and there by the wind, baf­ fled all efforts that we made to shel­ ter the ponies by building walls of snow. So we decided to return to Hut Point, seven, miles away. 1 re­ mained behind with twtf others to save one pony which was suffering from the blizzard. On nearlng Hut Point the others of the party encoun­ tered cracks in the ice which were working and enlarging. Hastily they marched south four miles. At half past four In the morning they found 'that the seance had broken all around and that the camp was moving under a heavy sea swell. One pony vanished in a crack from ,the line where they had been picketed. With infinite diffi­ culty we dragged the ponies, jumping from floe to floe towards the barrier, but found that it was impossible to climb that Ice wall. "The swell was churning up the Ice and crushing the heaviest floes against the face of the barriers. One of the party eventually hoisted himself UP the barrier's surface by wedging his ski stick In a crack." ' Ponies Are Lost. After relating this remarkable ad­ venture Captain Scott goes on to de­ scribe how he joined the party when the' drifting packs stopped temporar­ ily and the men on it were rescued without difficulty by means of Alpine ropes. But three of the strongest sur­ viving ponies were lost before tbe party was finally housed at Hut Point He goes on: "On March 16 the geological party returned, bringing our number up to 16. The western party had passed six Capt. Robert F. 8cott. Rob Post Office Saf». Freeport, 111.--Rurglars blew wp the safe of the post office at Albany, Wis., secured $800 in cash and eiviiped on a handcar The Logic of it. "t>e man dat looks out exclusive foh 'number one,"' said Uncle Eben, "mustn't be surprized if he finds him- wlf cuttln'm purty small flgger." weeks In a close survey of tbe dry valley of the low Ferrar and Kettlitz glacier regions. Meanwhile the depot arrangements for the coming season had been completed. The temperature on the barrier had fallen to minus 40. Ice had again formed o^er the sea but strong winds drove It 'fcorth. Huge land ice falls on the slopes of Mount ErebuB prevented the possibility of returning to«Cape Evans but, because the bays were freezing, I decided to reach that station over the sea loe. "With eight companions I started on April 11 and reached Cape Evans on April 13. All the news given me by the men I had left thdre was good ex­ cept that we had lost the -nine remain­ ing ponies." The party then returned to Hut k Point and decided to settle down there for the four winter months In the temperature of minus 50. , Captain 'Scott's graphic recital con­ tinues: "Everyone was fully occupied with the duties of the station, with scien­ tific work and in exercising the ani- A Prophetic Profit. Phaipoh had just dreamed of the seven full and the seven blasted ears qf corn. "You are going to invent a new kind of breakfist foOd,* interpreted Joseph. --Judge. mals that were left to us. However* I organized a series of lectures. To divert ourselves we played football, a rather frigid sport. The remaining animals Improved in conation stead­ ily. In June, which is mid-winter, several of ns started on a sledge jouvney to £ape Crozier t<f observe the incubation of the emperor pen­ guins at their rookery. The tempera­ ture waB then minus *7Q. The party spent three days in a snow hut behind a land ridge on the. slopes of Mount Terror to avoid a storm and experi­ enced great difficulty in reaching the rookery as the twilight was very dim. Few blrdfi were found there but they had begun to fay eggs, which should give considerable information about the ambryology of birds. Engines Got Too Hot "We left Hut Point on November 2, marched the night, resting in the day­ time and gave the ponies the benefit of the warmer day temperature. We followed the track of the motors 60 miles, then found the machines* aban­ doned on account of the heavy sur-. faces. I decided to n^arch 15 miles only every night and maintained this pace for eight nights, when We found the motor party which bad gone be* fore waiting for us in latitude $0. They disabused my mind as to the cause of abandoning the motors. The only cause was the overheating of the air cooled engines., ( "The machines dragged heavy loads over the worst part of the barriers' surfaces and crossed several crev­ asses. Considering the inadequate trial given to them their success has been remarkable. With the experi­ ence we have gained reliable traction cars could be constructed whiqh could travel anywhere in this region and thus * save the sacrifice of so ' many animals. "On December 10 we wefre in lati­ tude 83.87 south. As We proceeded the weather grew worse. The snow storms were frequent. Land was rare­ ly visible* It was difficult to keep a straight course and maintain steady marches. We came within twenty miles of Mount Hope on December 4, then we were delayed for four days by a gale during which we. were oc­ cupied continually In digging the ponies out of the snow. To my knowl­ edge no such long storm has ever been recorded in December II these regions. We could not have advanced at all had not tbe leading pony worn snow shoes and been hauled along by men on skis. It took 14 hours for us to do eight miles. v On December 21 in latitude 85.7 we were four miles west of Mount Darwin. It was very difficult to pro­ ceed because of the soft snow. The runner surface of the sledges was in­ adequate. Ofter they sank to the cross bars. For four days we strug­ gled through this icy morass at the rate ot five miles a day. It was dif­ ficult even to pitch a camp or to lead the sledges on such a surface. This portion of th<e glacier contains more crevasses than any other. Is Pushing Forward. "On January 3, latitude 87.32, after leaving the upper glacier depot south from Mount Darwin, we started south­ west, but could not clear the crevasses. But on the fourth day, because we were at such an altitude, we got a splendid view of the distribution of the land and of the masses of Ice that fringed it and of the arrangement of tbe ice falls. Since then w« have av­ eraged 15 miles a day. "Oh Christmas .day we were close to the eighty-sixth parallel. On New Year's eve we were in latitude 86.66. There we fitted our sledges with new, short runners.* This remarkable piece of work was performed by the seamen of the party, under the most adverse Conditions. „ "We were now withlh 160 pailes of the pole. * * "I am going forward wltlt five men, sending three back under Lieutenant Evans with this data. "The advance party consists or my­ self, Dr. Wilson, the chief of the sci­ entific staff; Captain Oatew of the In- niskiUing dragoons, in charge of the ponies and mules; Lieutenant Bowers of the Royal Indian marines, the com- mlssiarat officer, and Petty Officer Evans of the Royal navy, in charge of the sledges. . * •INSURANCE •; COMMi8SI0NERS •AY'" Insurance Commissioner Wm. <1. Hotchkiss of New York, chairman of the executive committee of the Na­ tional Convention of Insurance Com­ missioners, prior to the last Head Camp of the Modern Woodmen Of America, gave the following official notice to that society: "Pursuant to action of the national convention of ktate insurance commis- sfoners, at its adjourned session in December last, I write you this ex­ pression of views as to the necessity of your order--as well as all other fraternal benefit societies--placing Itself on a Arm foundation as to rates. An Insurance society which In these days does not recognize that the cost of insurance is fixed by laws other than man's laws--namely, the liws of nature--or prescribes for its mem­ bers either a flat rate, irrespective of the age of its members, or any other rate that is not scientifically safe, is deceiving both itself and its members and approaching the time--perhaps slowly, but not the less surely-- when it must fail and its contracts be repudiated. The fraternal spirit is ft good thing; but the rates and man­ agement of fraternal scc'eties must also be such that the beneficiaries of the last member to die will receive every dollar that such member's cer­ tificate calls for." Stat* Insurance Commissioner Ekem of Wisconsin' has Issued an of­ ficial interview in which he says: "Fraternal societies generally have come to recognise that their business must be conducted on a sound basis. This means a re-rating for nearly ev­ ery society, and members who do not fully understand the situation aire often Inclined to complain of in­ creases in their rates. They should understand that with a re-rating on a sound basis they have a much more valuable Insurance than before. All are benefited by getting a permanent insurance for what was uncertain be­ fore. The Modern Woodmen of Amer­ ica, by reason of its long experience with a large membership. Is permitted to make a rate upon its own experi­ ence, which is even lower than that based on the National Fraternal Con­ gress table, which new societies must adopt. The cost of this Insurance is not a matter of mortality tables or rates charged, but depends upon the actual deaths In the society. A re- rating merely means that each mem­ ber shall pay- his real share of that cost. Members who think of drop­ ping their Insurance will do well to take enough time to study the ques­ tion before doing anything which may bring regret to both themselves and their families.* The Chicago Inter Ocean says: " "It Is unpleasant for the member* of the Jfodera Woodmen Society to have to pay more for their insurance, but let them think how much more un­ pleasant It would be for those 5,000,- 000 women and children, or any of them, to be deprived of that protec­ tion because their husbands or fath­ ers got angry. That is what all Wood­ men should think about" When to Call the Docten . When to summon the doctot Is a point which has probably puzzled most1 people at one time or another, but 1® the ca.Be of throat and Intestinal troubles there should be no uncertain­ ty, says a medical authority. The doc­ tor should be summoned at once, for the sore throat may be diphtheria, and the Intestinal symptoms may mean peritonitis, appendicitis or any one of a dozen complaints of serious char­ acter. Valuable time and the golden opportunity may be wasted by wait­ ing for symptoms tiiat are severe enough tq justify calling the doctor. The Paxton Toilet Co. of Boston, MasB., will send a large trial box 61 Paxtine Antiseptic, a delightful cleans­ ing and germicidal toilet preparation, to any woman, free, upon request Some of the charity that begins at horn* isn't op to the standard. , Yoordromrtat wHfiretund money If P^FSW- MBNT null to cure any caw of ItoblDg, Blind. Blaedins or Protruding Plies in 6 to 14 day*. 60c. An optimist is a man who knows that his trouble? might be worst*. , Oa^eld Tee, the natural remedy for- Co*-' •tlpation, oan always be relied on. Many a bride Is self-possessed even when given away. 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If you don't buy, auoli the worse for McMilkui Commission Co , Saakatoon, Can., Box A iiir^trnu niuiflft riK>A« I iUflC for 113-W fTCdlCflll UHIMUA r#tnm uAltlia p«racre!* the flDust iuixetl farming district in Ciuiaauut West, Close to Prince Albert, Masfe., splendid market poling Free Government home»U*tidiiiiis« vrUhiu miles Of CUy»crops excellent, settlement coming in la&t. freo literature? and ma.JpsiwrUe< Julius S. Woodlw&i'J Sec. Board of Dept.!* Pricce Aib#rt, -- Th« Farmer's Son's Great Opportunity Why wait for the old faros to become your inheritance? Bruin now tr» prepare for your futur. prosperity and lndepen aence. A great oppor­ tunity awaits you la IManltoba.Saskiitcliewam |Or Alberta, where you can secure a FreoHonte- .kteadorboy laadstnft- aonabls prices. Now'stteTime ---riot a year from now .when land will be high ler. The proBis secured - "bnadsnt Osu and Barley, is cattl® raising, are J steady advance In •verriaieiit returns show m from Wfactit as well C*UKSum pHee.lio. that th» uuiutMtr ©* itettlem ' V. S. Caitmda. - from 1910 j>«r cant haul >xaai tbe provlouK yupjur. M»uy fiurancj. navt. ,w|(i for their laud out of tli® pmrnodii of nna Fr©« Homesteads of 160 at-rea and pre-emptions of l OO acre* at S3.o6an acre. *lne climate, •rliuok* excellent railway fut ilities. W* If11 lumbar easily oi>-ter uni Inrd. pamphlet "lost Best West," particulars as to Miuble location liiw antr*.-v v js and luw settlers^ rate, uml. ... »upx or Immigration, Ottawa. Can.,or UTCanadian Uor't Agent. C.J. Broaittsa, 4 iilwtetiUutrrHI »M*., CWIrag®, Hi. t G«®. *Im|, KtO Trmctloa TtnaiMl *Mg., UdlttnayolU; TIE#- iM4 «**«»., UIHTUTTTK *> ' * • i