•ij. The McHenry Haindealcr " " "A . - . ymMlshed by r. O. ftCHWBtHtH. McHENRY, ILLINOIS MK«. LINDLOFF, CHARGED WITH KILLING HER SON, GeTS 25 YEARS. MEW TRIAL IS DEMANDED FIRST REAL STORY London War Correspondent, Working in Disguise, Gives the News to the World. SULTAN'S ARMIES WIPED OUT Wfat White Woman to Be Convicted Of Murder , in Cook Conty for 20 Years -- Crystal Gazer Un- > moved at Jury Verdict. Ch!eagt>, Nov. 6.--Mrs. Louise Llnd- lo«, spirit medium and crystal gazer, was Monday night found guilty of poisoning her son, Arthur LindlofT, tor the purpose of collecting $3,500 in surance on his life. Punishment was Hxed at 25 years in prison. A new trial will be asked. The verdict, reached after five hour* and one minute of deliberations, came as a startling surprise to every body who has followed the case and to all who have watched for years tho conduct of prosecutions against wom en for capital offenses. "It has been so long since a white woman was convicted on a murder charge in Cook county," said Judge Cooper, "that I cannot remember the last case that resulted that way. It must have been something like twen ty years ago." Judge Cooper received the verdict for Judge Windes, who has been hearing the case and who* was so wearied with the prolonged trial that he felt unequal to the added strain of waiting for the result. Mrs. LindlofT heard the verdict with out showing by any visible sign the emotion it caused her. Supported by Sadie Ray and Mrs. Anna Wentzler, two Of her Strongest witnesses, she walked from the courtroom, and it was not until she had reached the cor ridor* that a sharp catching her breath, bearing only the faintest re semblance of a sob, escaped her. Miss Ray tod Mrs. Wentzler were weeping openly. It was four minutes before nine o'clock in the evening when the crowd of spectators in the courtroom received the news that a verdict had been reached. There was intense si lence as the jurors filed into the room. Judge Cooper addressed the jury With the question: "Gentlemen of the jury, have you •greed upon ^ verdict?" "We have,'" replied Foreman Felix Kalb, who thereupon handed a written verdict to Clerk of the Court Thomas Lavin. The latter returned to his desk, opened the paper and read: "We, the "jury, find the defendant, Mrs. Louise Lindloff, guilty in the manner and form charged in the in dictment, and fix her punishment at 25 years'imprisonment In the peniten tiary." > Then followed the formal polling of the jurors, each of whom .declared that the verdict was his. Whether the jury beliefred that the seeress poisoned tk^ five other mem bers of her family--her two husbands, her brother-in-law. and her two other children--could not be made known In the verdict. Evidence had been j admitted to show five other murders ' in addition to the one for which the I woman was tried. But the verdict, { of course, covered only the one. i WOLGAST IN DRAW FIGHT Lightweight.. Champion Meets His Match in Young New Orleans Chal lenger--Receipts $20,000. New Orleans, La., Nov. 6.--In what was one of the best ten-round bouts ever witnessed here, before the larg est crowd in twenty years, lightweight Champion Ad Wolgast and his New Orleans challenger, Joe Mandot, fought Monday night to what the consensus of opinion is probably a draw. Two local sporting writers favored Mandot. another a draw and a fourth unan nounced. Referee Ed Smith did not commit himself in the matter of choosing a winner. It is believed he considers a draw the best verdict. Mandot showed ability to come back that astounded even the most partisan of New Orleans' fans. Although near ly out in the second round, he fought back to even footing with the cham pion in the next seven rounds and the last three rounds were distinctly his. He ouboxed Wolgast easily in the last two rounds, and even if the rough Work is considered, Wolgast'e specialty, he held the champion even. The fight was strenuously contested ffom the start, and a more perfectly bandied on% was never seen here. Al though Mandot supporters held out till the last for a local referee, they to a man praise Smith. The gate receipts exceeded $20,000. Sixty in Narrow Escape. Joliet, 111., Nov. 6.--Sixty passengers In a Joliet & Southern interurban car narrowly escaped death and several were injured when a heavy Belt line freight train crashed into a trolley at a crossing east of the city Monday. "Thirty Days" for Shaving Man. Detroit, Mich., Nov. 6.--For shaving • man on Sunday Daniel F. McNamara was sentenced to serve 30 days in the State house of correction here Mon day. He was arrested charged nith keeping hlB shop open on Sunday Hugglns Will Lead Cardinals. St. Louis, Nov. 6.--Miller G. Hug glns will manage the St. Louis Nar ttonal league baseball club next sea •on, succeeding Roger Bresnahan, dis missed, according to an announce made here Monday. Forty Thousand Have Been 8lain In Fierce Battles, Almost All the Artillery Captured, and Thou* sands Made Prisoners--Com plete Military Disaster. London, Nov. 6.--The world has had but meager details of the terrific fighting between the Turks and the al lied Balkan states. A strict military censorship, and the fact that corre spondents have not been permitted to accompany any of the armies in the field, have been responsible for keep ing the world in ignorance of these details. Martin H. Donahue, war correspon dent of the London Chronicle, in the guise of a medical assistant of the Red Cross workers, witnessed the terrible battle In Thrace, resulting in one of the most disastrous defeats known to modern warfare. To escape the Turk ish censors Mr. Donahue sent his story by automobile from Thorfu to Constantinople, and from there by boat to Constanza, Roumania, from where it was cabled to London. His story of the battle is as follows: "Irrevocable disaster has broken the Turkish army. It has suffered an appalling defeat. This has been fol lowed by confusion and a rout for which there is scarcely a parallel in history--a rout which in itB later stages degenerated into a wild panic, a stampede, which communicated it self to the whole fighting force. "As I am writing this dispatch the army corps forming Abdullah Pasha's splendid army lie battered and deci mated, and the defensive lines have fled pell-mell before the advancing Bulgarians. Defeat Is Like Sedan. "It has been the most complete mili tary disaster since Mukden, the great est debacle since Sedan. Forty thou sand men, the flower of the Turkish troops, have fallen, while Abdullah Pasha himself narrowly escaped their fate. Seventy-five per cent of his artillery was captured. His men seemed to melt away like snow before the summer sun. "After the disintegration began it soon became general; brigades dis solved into regiments, regiments into companies, and the companies be came small groups until al cohesion disappeared and the demoralization became complete. By handfuls the remnants of the army have found their way back to Tchorlu, the Bul garian artillery cruelly harassing them, mowing them down in thou sands. "For a like disaster one is com pelled to turn to Napoleon's memor able retreat from Moscow. "The Bulgarians, advancing in large numbers, strongly supported by their artillery, speedily drove back the Turks, who retired in the direction of Lule Burgas. Throughout the terri ble fighting the superiority of the Bul garian artillery was pronounced. The Turks were unable to stand the mur derous fire and withdrew slowly. "The gunners being dead and a ma jority of the horses being killed, the artilelry was forced to abandon guns to the enemy. The Bulgarians, who displayed extraordinary energy, press ed forward, determined to make the most of their advantage. 8helled From Lule Burgas. "By the afternoon the Bulgarians had shelled the Turks out of Lule Bur gas. "Fortunately the inhabitants had fled and the loss of life amongv non- combatants was small. Having ef fectually silenced the fire of the Turks, the Bulgarians launched an infantry attack, which stormed the town at the point of the bayonet. "The greater part of the Turkish garrison had already withdrawn, but the men of the rear guard were caught like rats in a trap. The sol diers of the fourth corps, although they had been without food for two days, offered a stubborn but unavail ing resistance. They died to a man. See8 Troops Slaughtered. "The Turkish commander in chief had watched the fight from the heights near the village of Satikeui, due east of Lule Burgas. As he observed the Turkish artillery and Infantry being mowed down his face grew grave. The Turkish artillery had from the beginning been poorly supplied with ammunition. What it had was practic ally expended in the morning fight, and now many gunners stood around the empty limbers with folded arms. "Unable to reply to the Bulgarian Are they awaited death, which came swiftly, with tiuo Ottoman courage. "Along the ^hole Turkish front the 4re. As thne want on It beoatne sim ply * carnage, men falling in hundreds. The morale of the troops was com' pletely destroyed by the appalling shell fire. When night closed in on the decimated Turks it brought only a short respite to Abdullah Pasha's army from shot and shell. The men badly needed sleep and food, but the Turkish commissariat was nonex istent. Chase Starvlng Turke. "No food was there and sleep was Impossible, as the pursuing Bulgarians were endowed with relentless force and energy. Turkish dead and wound ed lay everywhere and encumbered the ground in all directions. "Surgeons were few and ambulances absolutely none. The dead lay where they had fallen. Some attempt was made to remove and succor the wound ed, but the greater portion perished miserably in the bitter cold of the night. "For an hour the retreat was In good order, but subsequently, pressed by the mass behind, the vanguard speedily lost all semblance to an or ganized army. The men abandoned haversacks aDd rifles, all equipment "Two hours after sunrise the Bui garians obtained information of what was happening In the ranks of Abdul lah Pasha's army and started in pur suit. Thenceforward the retreat was a disorderly rout. Saklzkoj was speed ily occupied by the Bulgarians, prac tically without a shot being fired. The Turks' baggage, guns, equipment and all their military stores fell Into the hands of the Bulgarians. Tries to Flank Bulgars. "The only ray of hope throughout the long and bitter day of disaster and death was obtained by the par tial success of the right wing, under Mukhtar Pasha. While the left wing and the center were being fiercely assailed Mukiitar Pasha, under the or ders of Abdullah Pasha, essayed a coun ter attack. The Turkish right sought to turn the Bulgarian left and there was desperate fighting between Mukh tar Pasha's troops and the Bulgars on Istrandja Heights until night closed in. "On Wednesday the full strength of the Bulgarian army was hurled against the Turkish left, it being the weakest point of the entire defensive line. Abdullah Pasha's losses had been enormous and the Bulgarians were determined to force the Turkish left center at any Cost. In this effort a feeble reply was made by the Turkish artillery, and efforts were made to Bend munitions and provisions to the threatened flank. The transportation was inefficient, and no food forthcom ing for the starving, rapidly dwindling army fighting for its life, fresh ground was again and again conceded, and the First corps, which had been holding on grimly in the neighborhood of Tuk- bej on the northeast of Lule Burgas, was driven out early on Wednesday afternoon, its retreat eastward strewn with dead and dying. "Disquieting news continued to reach Abdullah Pasha from the har assed Second corps at Burmar Has- sar. "Its commander implored Abdullah Pasha to send reinforcements and ammunition, saying that he had come to his last cartridges, and his maga zines were empty. Wounded Are Unaided. "The ambulance wagons had brok en down, the horses being missing or shot. Consequently those wounded who could walk were left to shift for themselves, limping forward, usually with gaping shell wounds in the head or upper part of the body. Seventy- five per cent, of the wounded had been hit by shrapnel. This bears out elo quent testimony to the murderous precision of the Bulgarian artillery. "In the darkness of the night, the Turkish commander pursued his way toward Karisoirian, a small village ten miles to the'southeast of his old head quarters, in the vain hope of yet sav ing his army by stemming the retreat of the center. "Abdullah Pasha may have been ac tuated by the best intention, but his action was the worst possible step, and it brought disaster. The climax came at three o'clock on Thursday morning. When the Turkish left wing learned of the disappearance of itB commander it needed little for the panic-stricken soldier to fire his rifle and shout 'Bulgarians coming' to complete the confusion. Army's Fate Settled. "Chaos reigned. The general cry of 'Sauve qui peut' followed. In the dark ness of the wintry morttfng the whole army broke away and made a concert ed bolt for the road leading to the rear. Horses, stores, arms, everything was abandoned. Officers mixed pell- mell with the men, and carried away the rear guard in their rush. "Wednesday settled the fate of Ab dullah's army. His force could no longer fight. It had neither ammuni tion for the guns nor food to sustain the soldiers. Their pitiable plight brought to light every moment the hid eous defects of the Turkish army or ganization. It had occupied the cap ital lines of battle with a great flour ish of trumpets, but it was ill pre pared for the Hurculean task before it of conquering the highly trained troops were harrassed by a terrible I and efficient Bulgarians." Two of a Kind. "The most important question in marriage is whether the young wom en can keep house." "One quite as important is whether the young men can supply the house to keep." The Real Kind. "A girl don't know her own mind about marriage. First, it's yes and then it's no." "I beg your pardon. First, it's yes and then it's Reno." Economic Agility. A kitten knows how to manage eco nomically." "How do you mean?" "When a kitten wants to make both ends meet all she has to do is to chase her tall." Kills Qlrl and Self in 8tore. Clfev&land, O., Nov. 6.--Angered be cause she had spurned hifti, Antonio JT. Patto. twenty, an Italian, killed Martha Haller, seventeen, a salesgirl In a department store, and then com wf'ted suicide. Monday. Logical. At an Inquest the foreman of the Jury remarked on the light weight of a child. "I have been a Judge of horseflesh for' years," he added, "and I oUfeht to know what a child should weigh." Extraordinary. "The solicitor has forgotten to charge most of his coBts," said coun sel. "I beg your pardon!" said the judge, in an > astonished voice. 'No, surely, that has never occurred!"-- London Mail. His Only One. "What makes you think Blggim didn't get himself the string of fish he brought home?" "I can always tell by the catch In his Voice." • • * ' L I V GENERAL VIEW OF THE CITY OF >DRIANOPLEf||lii ADRLANOPLE, the capture of which has been the main objective of the Bulgarian army. Is the chief fortified city of European Turkey. Special Cars for Hunting Dogs. Owners of huge estates in England have purchased a new style of motor truck, which is especially designed for the transportation of hunting dogs to and from the rendezvous. One of Hhese trucks will carry ten dogs, eact In a separate little "stall." The Raw Material. "Now, have you tlven me all the facts exactly as they occurred?" "Oi have, sorr, the plan 'truth, an' ye will be nble to put in all the rest yerself' --The Tatler. CHIEF EVENTS IN THE BAL KAN WAR. Oct. 8--Montenegro declares war against/ Turkey. Oct. 12 -- Montenegrins Invest Tsrabosch. Oct. 14 -- Montenegrins take Tushi. Oct. 15.--Turco-ltallan war ends. Oct. 17---Servla and Greece de clare war against Turkey; Turkey declares war against Servla and Bulgaria. Oct. 19 -- Bulgarians capture Mustapha Pasha. Oct. 20.--Bulgarians attack Ad- rlanople. Oct. 21--Turkish Squadron bom bards Bulgarian ports. Oct. 22--Servians take Pristlna. Oct. 23--Servians take Novl- pazar. Oct. 24--Bulgarians capture Klrk-Kilisseh; Greeks capture town of Servia. Oct. 25--Servians take Kumano- va and other Turkish cities. Oct. 26--Servians capture Us- kup; Montenegrins Invest Scutari. Oct. 27 -- Bulgarians capture Eskl-Bara, near Adrianople. Oct. 30. -- Bulgarians capture Lule Burgas. Nov. 1--Bulgarians occupy De- motlca, cutting communication between Adrfanople and Con stantinople; Greek torpedo sinks Turkish cruiser. Nov. 2--Turks driven back In three days' battle to Tchorlu. Nov. 3.--Turks In full retreat on Constantinople. Porte asks mediation by the powers. IND LOST BALLOONIST AMERICAN AERONAUTS WERE "BOTH WELL AND FREE." Land In Pskof, Russia, Going 1,000 Miles From Starting Point, Ma king 8plendid Record. Kansas City, Mo., Nov. 5.--"Both well and free" was the cheering mes sage received here from the American aeronauts, John Watts and Arthur T. Atherholt, who started iu a borrow ed balloon from Stuttgart, Germany, one week ago In the Coupe Interna tionale Des Aeronautics. No news of the two men having been received for several days after the start of the race, the Kansas City Aero club sent dispatch to Washington asking that three of the European governments be asked to be on the lookout for the men, and took other means of discov ering the whereabouts of the missing balloonlsts. Their friends feared they had land ed in the wilds of Lapland, or in the waters of the Arctic circle. They were therefore much relieved when George M. Myers, president of t he Kansas Ckty Aero club, received the following cablegram, dated Pskow, November 3: Both well and free." Pskow is undoubtedly Pskof, a city of 30,000, capital of the government of the same name in northwestern Rus sia, and south of St. Petersburg. The message indicates that the Americans have made a splendid record, going close to a thousand miles from the starting point. Conservatives Win In Cuba. Havana, Nov. 5.--The Conservatives, according to the returns Sunday, car ried all the provinces in the recent election for president of the republic. The vice-president and other govern ment officers were also elected. Use Wireless From Aeroplane. Fort Riley, Kan., Nov. 6.--In tests aeroplanes being conducted here Sunday by the war department, Lieu tenant Arnold, aviator, and Lieutenant Bradley, wireless operator, sent mes sages from an aeroplane. Evangelist Makes 2,700 Converts. Newark, O., Nov. 5.--Evangelist M. H. Lyon of Evansvllle, Ind., closed a six weeks campaign Sunday with 2.700 converts. The citizens raised $10,000 to pay the evangelist and the tabernacle expenses. Income Tax Near Ratification. Washington, Nov. 1.--Thirty-two states have notified Secretary Knox of their ratification of the proposed income tax amendment of the federal constitution and four have notified the state department of their rejection. Sir Baden-Powell Weds. London, Nov. I*--Gen. Sir Baden- Powell, the hero of Mafeking, was married at Parkstone Dorset to Miss Olave Soames of this city Wednesday The ceremony was performed by Rev Bon. Radderjy. REMAIN8 OF LATE VICE-PR E8I DENT ARE INTERRED IN FAM ILY MAUSOLEUM AT UTI&A. TAFT AND SENATE PRESENT All Ostentation Is Avoided !n Con nection With Ritee Over Statesman --President Issues Proclamation and Asks Country to Honor Dead. Utica, N. Y., Nov. 2.--The remains of James S. Sherman, late vice presi dent of the United States, who died on Wednesday night, were burled in Forest Hill cemetery in the family mausoleum recently erected. The most unostentatious funeral services compatible with Mr. Sher man's high position were held over the body Saturday. President Taft and the entire sen ate were present as well as many other prominent men of the country. There was a private service held in the morning in the Sherman home on Genesee street for the Immediate members of the deceased's family, and at two o'clock Saturday afternoon public services were held in the First Presbyterian church of Utica. They were conducted Jointly by Doctor Holden, pastor of the Reformed Dutch church of Washington, of which Mr. Sherman was treasurer, and Dr. M. W. Stryker, president of Hamilton college, of which he was an alumnus. The body lay in state at Oneida coun ty courthouse from 3 o'clock Friday afternoon until 9 o'clock at night. The pallbearers were intimate friends of Mr. Sherman's, friends whom the vice-president selected before hiB death. Messages of condolence have been received from all parts of the world. Washington, Nov. 2.--All official Washington and the thousands of friends of the late Vice-President Sherman mourned his death Thursday at the capital city of the nation, where he was so well and affection ately known. The president issued a proclamation taking official notice of the death of Mr. Sherman and giving instructions to the navy, army and American diplo matic corps to pay honor to the mem- oicy of the dead vice-president. LIEUT. BECKER IS SENTENCED Reiterates Statement That He is In nocent of Rosenthal Murder^--Is Now at Sing 8lng. • New York, Nov. 1.--Charles A. Beck er, the former police lieutenant con victed of procuring the murder of the gambler, Herman Rosenthal, was sen tenced here Wednesday to die in the electric chair at Sing Sing during the week of December 9. Sentence was pronounced by Justice Golf. Sing Sing, Nov. 1.--The sheriff reached Sing Sing with Charles A. Becker, former police lieutenant, con demned to death for the murder of Herman Rosenthal, Wednesday night. Turned over to the police authorities, Becker's measurements and pedigree were taken and he was placed in the "death house." ' "I cpu^e here an In nocent man," he said in bidding good- by to the sheriff. "I don't know any mor® about that murder than you do." 1 Jury Acquits Qrabow Men. Lake Charles, La., Nov. 5.--A. L. Emerson, president of the Brother hood of Timber Workers, and his eight associates, charged with murder as the result of the Qrabow labor riot July 7, were acquitted Saturday. One Killed, Three Hurt. AllentoWn, Pa., Nov. 6.--As the re sult of an automobile Joy ride which ended in a collision with a team here Sunday. Milton Rabanold of Wescoes- ville, was instantly killed and three others were seriously injured. Whaler Has Prosperous Cruise. San Francisco, Nov. 5.--The whaler Belvedere, which arrived Sunday after spending a year in Arctic waters, brought 32,000 pounds of whalebone, the product of 21 bowbead whales, and 900 barrels of sperm oil. Thirty Volcanoes Erupt. Sydney, N. 8. W., Nov. 2.--Thirty volcanoes are in eruption on the Is land of Nlnafoon in the Tpngan group. *nd many remarkable changes in the physical features of the Island have resulted. CLOWN ADMITS CRIME CONWAY CONFE8SES TO MURDER OF SOPHIA SINGER. Says He Killed Woman After 8he Had Attacked Him With Razor-- Exonerates Wife. Chicago, Nov. 4.--Charles N. Con way confessed to the police that he struck Miss Sophie G. Singer, the Bal timore heiress, last Monday night, knocked her senseless with a cloth- covered door knob, stuffed a towel in. her mouth and bound her, from which treatment Miss Singer died. It was twenty-four hours almost to the pilnute after his wife had brand ed him as the girl's slayer that "the wooden-footed clown" admitted his guilt. Conway corroborated the story his wife had told In every essential point. In this respect his story was a sur prise to the police. They believed the "queen of burlesque" also had played a part in the killing. The clown, however, took especial pains to exonerate his wife. "She had nothing to do with it," he insisted, and he repeated this just as earnestly after he had learned his wife had accused him. The gist of Conway's story was to the following effect: "Sophia came to the rooms where we were living together and asked my wife to go out with her with two men. She wanted her to do something that was Immoral. That made me angry and we got Into a quarrel. While we were squabbling my wife left the room. When she had gone Sophia sprang up in a rage and attacked me with the handkerchief containing the doorknob. "I snatched it out of her hand. As I did so she seized a razor that was upon by dresser. Then I struck her with the weapon I had taken away from her. Afterward I gagged her and tied her up. I didn't think she was dead. I had not meant to kill her. But I did not want her to give an alarm. My wife did not think Sophia was dead. After we had tied her I told my wife we would have to get away. We went out the back way, fled through an alley, and got a street car. We went to Hammond and thence over a tortuous course to Lima, O., where we were arrested." Minneapolis, Minn., Nov. 4.--Dr. Hofstede DeGroot, declared to be one of the world's foremost critics, came direct from The Hague to Mlnneap- olis to determine whether the paint ing, "The Accused Woman Before Christ," owned by T. B. Walker, tim ber baron, is a genuine Rembrandt. DeGroot spent Friday in the Walker galleries and left declaring that the painting an original Rembrandt Lebanon, Pa., Nov. 4.--One thousand men employed in.the mill departments of the American Iron and Steel Manu facturing company were affected Fri day by an advance in wages on the basis of $4.75 a ton for puddlers. San Antonio, Tex., Nov. 1.--In an at tempt to save 87 children in their charge, six sisters of charity sacrificed their lives Wednesday in a fire that destroyed St. John's orphanage. One body fell to its death with Mary of the Cross, mother superior of the institu tion, who left her place of safety in a vain effort to save the child. Another orphan Is missing, and It is feared it did not escape. The children owe their lives to the couragQ and self-sacrifice of the nuns. Kfoman Kills 8elf in a Hotel, et, 111., Nov. 4.--Mrs. Mabel TX&Sfr of Chicago shot berself through the head in the Hobbs hotel here. Her body was found fully dressed on the bed Friday. The rea son for the suicide is not known. Gen. Homer Lea Dead. Los Angeles, Cal., Nov. 4.--Gen. Homer P. Lea. famous throughout the world as the personal adviser of Sun Yat Sen during the Chinese revolu tion and as the author of "The Valor of Ignorance," died here Friday. France Wins Balloon Race. Berlin, Germany, Nov. 2.--France wins the Gordon Bennett International balloon trophy, regardless of the per- formancas of the Duesseldorf and the Isle de France, which have not yet rengrtod. Oklahoma Bank Closed. Washington, Nov. 4.--Comptroller of Currency Murray was advised of the closing of the First National bank of Welburton, Okla., Friday, be cause of the defalcation of the cash ier. The shortage is $60,000. New Jersey Strikes Costly. Trenton, N. J., Nov. 4.--According to figures complied by Che state bu reau of vital statistics, $1,966,000 was lost in New Jersey in tht last year through strikes. The total number of days lost was 1,044,000. NEITHER HAYSEED NOR ANSEL toft There Need Be Little Quest!** That Young Lady Had Much • ingenuity. Aero* the line on the aide where the study of agriculture la. compulsory, one of the high school girls took home her monthly report card and proudly announced: "1 took the highest grade In tho class in history, English literature and German." v "That's all very well," replied her father, critically examining the card, "but how about this grade in agricul ture?** "Oh, well," explained the daughter, "I'm no hayseed!" A little farther down a deportment grade, not altogether satisfactory, ap peared. "And how do you account for this grade in deportment?" he inquired. "I'm no bloomln' angel, either,* •he replied.--Kansas City Star. DANDRUFF COVERED SCALP 8002 Cass St., St. Louis, Mo.--"Fbr live years I suffered with itching of my body and scalp. My trouble began with a rash on my lower limbs which was very annoying, and my scalp was lit erally covered with dandruff. My hah used to come out by the handfuls and the itching of my body and scalp was terrible. I had used almost all the skin remedies on the market with no results, when I wrote for a little Cuti- cura Soap and Ointment and it gave me instant relief. Within one month's use of the Cuticura Soap and Ointment I was entirely cured. I cannot discover one strand of my hair coming out and I have not lost a minute of sleep since using the Cuticura Soap and Ointment, which entirely cured me of itching of my body and scalp in its worst form. I alBO find the Cuticura Soap a benefit in shaving." (Signed) Charles Judlln, Dec. 8, 1911. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Addresa post-card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston.** Adv. KI88ED HER OFTEN. Carrye--He had the audacity to kiss me. ^ Her Mother--Of course you were Indignant? Carrye--Ohl yes, mamma, ' every time. Chivalrous in Face of Misfortune. At a mass meeting recently in a nearby town an old and foremost citi zen who clings to the sartorial style of years ago, was called upon for his views on the subject in discussion. He made a brief speech, and as he was compelled to hurry back to his office, he turned to the seat next to his, on which he had deposited his silk hat, just in time to see a woman flatten it completely by sitting on It. Ever polite, his feelings were never theless stirred, and the best he could think of to say under the circum stances was: "I--I--I hope you have not injured yourself, madam."--Kansas City Star. One Woman's Faith. The Interviewer--And you believe your husband innocent? The Wife of the Accused Official-- Absolutely! I know he is Incapable of duplicity. Then she put on her hat and hurried downtown and drew from the 'bank the $17,000 her honest husband had saved /luring the past six months out of a salary of $150 a month. "PROUD AND GLAD" Because Mother Looked So Well After Quitting Coffee. An Ohio woman was almost dis tracted with coffee dyspepsia and heart trouble. Like thousands of others, the drug --caffeine--In coffee was slowly but steadily undermining her nervous system and Interfering with natural digestion of food. (Tea is just as in jurious as coffee because it contains caffeine, the poisonous drug found in coffee.) 'For 80 years," she writes, *T have used coffee. Have always been sick ly--had heart trouble and dyspepsia with ulcers in stomach and mouth so bad, sometimes, I was almost dis tracted and could hardly eat a thing tor a week. "I could not sleep f$r nervousness, and when I would He down at night I'd belch up coffee and my heart would trouble me. It was like poison to me. I was thin--only weighed 12S lbs., when I quit coffee and began to use Postum. "From the first day that belching and burning In my stomach stopped. I could sleep as soundly as anyone and, after the first month, whenever I met any friends they would ask me what was making me so fleshy and looking so well. "Sometimes, before I could answer quick enough, one of the children or my husband would say, 'Why, that Is what Postum is doing for her'--they were all so proud and glad. "When I recommend It to anyone I always tell them to follow direc tions in making Postum, as it is not good to taste if weak, but fine when it has the flavor and rich brown color." Name given by Postum Co, Battle Creek, Mich. Read the little book, "The Road to Wellville,** In pkgs. "There's a re» son." Kver md the abm letter? oar appenra from tin* to time. Tfc«? •n rraatar, iim, nt fall mt hmmmm htemt. Adr.