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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 25 Jan 1917, p. 7

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Paw--Sometimes It does, son, and V-H»n again sometimes It dtewi%..;;:'>•"' A REAL KIDKEY MEOiGiBE-- i-: ALWAYS RELIABLE I feel that I ought to tell what I know about Swamp-Root and what it has done for me. I was down and out and had to quit work in 1906; I only weighed 135 pounds. The doctor said I had Kidney trouble in the worst form, and my liver was out of order; and I had Rheumatism so badly I could not get around. One day I picked up an Almanac and saw your advertisement, and it fit my case exactly. I got a one-dollar bottle and took it and when it was gone I felt so much better that I bought five more bottles of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root and I was a well man; my weight increased until I weigh 219 pounds. I am 65 years old and I am feeling fine and work every day. I have three men who knew me when I had iu quit work in the <Mill in 1906, and who Will make affidavit to my present health. If you want to use the above statements M my testimonial, you have my consent. ' Yours very truly. w. T. GRAVES, Anderson, Indiana. Ffrmuimlly appeared before me, this 4th day of February, 1914, W. T. Graves, who subscribed the above statement and made oath that the same is true in substance and in' fact. ROBERT E. BRAGDON, Notary Publie. My commission expires Jan. 8th, 1917. Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For Yon Send ten cents to "Dr. Kilmer A Co., Bi&ghamton, N. Y., for a sample size bot- „ tie. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable infor­ mation, telling about the kidneys and blad­ der. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one- dollar size bottles for sale at all drag storm/--Adv. Arduous Work. The heart soon becomes tired of much gayety. Pleasure-seeking is s very laborious occupation. ACTRESS TELLS SECRET. A well known actress giv^s the follow­ ing recipe for gray hair: To half pint of -water add 1 os. Bay Rum, a small box of Barbo Compound, and % ox. of glycerine. Any druggist can put this up or you can mix it at home at very little cost. FulM directions for making and use come In each box of Barbo Compound. It will gradually darken streaked, faded gvay hair, and make it soft and glossy, it wl.i •tut color the scalp, is not sticky or £r*asy, and does not rah off. Adv. Books in Prison. -Prison literature bus many fine pro- Auctions to its credit in prose as well as poetry. In his prison at Athens, Socrates completed his great argument for Immortality; In a Roman dungeon Galileo maue some of his greatest dis­ coveries. In his prison In Wartburg castle Luthor translated the New Test­ ament into the German language. Dur­ ing his twelve years In Bedford jail Bunyan dreamed his immortal dream of the "Pilgrim's Progress." Sir Wal­ ter Raleigh wrote his fragmentary history of the worhj to beguile the long years of his imprisonment in the Tower of London. Much oi the New Testament also li prison literature. Some of the finest of the epistles of St; Paul were written during his Im­ prisonment at Rome, and the Book of the Revelation, of St. John was writ­ ten while he was an exile om the Island prison of Patmos.---London Chronicle. W0UNDSBFHQR3ES Fistulas May Exist In Any Part m ^ the Animal's Body, e 5f.v. FOLLOW BRUISES AND WOUNDS To Make Dirty Water Clean, When we started for our trip to lit. Kilimanjaro I had told Jeremiah, one of our African boys, to fix six barrels with water and have 1^ clean. But when I opened the first barrel, it was covered with soapsuds, I nsked the boy what was wrong with the wa- " ter. He said: "Very clean water, master. I put soap In every barrel to make It clean." So we drank soap­ suds all the way.--Peter MacQueen fn ITprW Outlook, ; , ^Lightness is the chief claim for an aluminum billiard cue that a Nebraska Inventor has patented. There has been In the price of •*»,,. y- , "..t* (t££̂ r Any Decrease In the Size of Package Quality I*:. Among More Common Causes Acs Chafing by the Halter or Heavy Bridie, Blows From Whip and Horse Striking Head. (Prepared by the United States Depart­ ment of Agriculture.) The word tistulu is applied to any ulcerous lesion upon the external sur­ face of tlxe body which Is connected by ducts, or passages, With some Internal cavity. Fistulas may exist in any part of the body, but the name has come to be commonly accepted as applicable only to such lesions when found upon the withers. Poll evil is a fistula upon the poll, and iq no sense differs from fistulous withers except in location. The description of fistula will apply, then, in the main, to poll evil equally well. Quittor presents the character­ istic tubular passages of a fistula and may, therefore, be considered and treated as fistula of the foot. Fistulous passages may also be developed upon the sides of the face, through which saliva is discharged instead of flow­ ing into the mouth, and are cabled sali­ vary fistulas. A dental fistula may arise from the decay of the root of a tooth. Again, a fistula ir sometimes noted at the navel assa iated with hernia, and fistulas have been devel­ oped In mares, following difficult partu­ rition. Fistulas may arise from wounds of glandular organs or their ducts, and thus we have the so-called mammary or lacrimal fistulas. Fistulous tracts are lined with a false membrane and show no disposi­ tion to heal. They constantly afford means of exit to the pus discharged by the unhealthy parts below. They are particularly liable to develop at the withers or poll because of the ex­ posed positions which these parts oc­ cupy, and, having once become located there, they usually assert a tendency to further extension, because the ver­ tical and laminated formation of the muscles and tendons of these parts allows the forces of gravitation to as­ sist the pus In gaining the deeper-lying structures and also favors Its retention among them. Causes. Fistulas follow as a result of ab­ scesses, bruises, wounds, or long-con­ tinued irritation by the harness. Among the more common causes of fistula of the poll (poll evil) are chafing by the halter or heavy bridle; blows from the butt-end of the whip; the horse striking his head against the hayrack, beams of the ceiling, low doors, etc. Fistulous withers are seen mostly In those horses that have thick necks as well( as those that are very high in the withers; or, among saddle horses, those that are very low on the withers, the saddle here ridlnp forward and bruising the parts. In either of these locations ulcers of the skin, ok simple abscesses, if not properly and punctually treated, may become fistu­ las. They are often caused by bud- littlng collars or saddles, by direct in­ juries from blows, and from the horse rolling upon rough or sharp stones. The pus burrows and finds lodgment deep down between the muscles, and escapes only when the sinus becomes surcharged or when, during motiou of the parts, the matter is forced to the surfaee. - - * Symptoms. These, of course, will vary accord­ ing to the progress made by the fistula. Following an Injury there may be sore­ ness or stiffness of the front legs, and upon careful examination of the withers small tortuous lines running from the point Of irritation downward and backward over the region of the shoulder may be seen. These are swol­ len and painful to the touch. In a day or two a swelling is noticed on one or both sides of the dorsal vertebrae, which Is hot, painful, and rapidly en­ larging. The stiffness of the limbs may disappear at this time, and the heat and soreness of the parts may become less noticeable, but the swell­ ing remains and continues to enlarge. A fistulous ulcer of the poll may be first Indicated by the opposition which the animal offers- to the application of stable brush or bridle. At this time the parts are so sore and sensitive that there Is some danger that unless han­ dled with the greatest care the patient will acquire disagreeable stable habits. The disease in its early stages may be recognized as a soft, fluctuating tu­ mor surrounded by inflammatory swell­ ing, with the presence of enlarged lymphatic vessels and stiffness of the ijfttfr." "Letter th% ^inflammation of the surrounding tissues 9Ja>* disappear, leaving a prominent tumtfk The swell­ ing, whether situated upon the hefr& or the withers, may open and form a rum ning ulcer, or Its contents may dry„up and leave a tumor which gradually de­ velops the common characteristics of a fibrous tumor. When the enlarge­ ment has opened, carefully examine Its cavity, as treatment will depend whol­ ly upon its condition. Treatment. In the earliest stage, when there is soreness, enlarged lymphatics, but no well-marked swelling, the trouble may frequently be aborted. To do this rer quires both general and local treat­ ment. A physic should be given, and the horse receive one ounce of pow­ dered saltpeter three times a day In his water or feed. If the fever runs high, UO-drop doses of tincture of aconite root every two hours may be administered. The local application of cold water to the inflamed spot for an hour at a time three or four limes a day, has often proved very beneficial, and has afforded great relief. Cooling lotions, muriate of ammonia, or saltpeter and water; sedative washes, such as tincture of opium and aconite, chloroform liniment, or cam­ phorated oil, are also to be frequently applied. Should this treatment &il to check the progress of the trouble, the formation of pus should be hastened as rapidly as possible. Hot fomenta­ tions and poultices are tOv^e constant-; ly used, and ̂ s soon as the presence of j pas can, be detected, the abscess wall Is to be opened at its lowest point. As with any simple abscess, if drainage can be so provided that the pus will run off as fast as formed without re­ maining within the interstices of the tissues, the healing will be rapid and satisfactory. ~ r- Application Causticj ̂ ^ ̂ If the abscess has already o^eHai^, giving vent to a quantity of purulent matter, and the pipes and tubes lead­ ing from the opening are found to be extensive and surrounded with thick fungoid membranes, there is consider­ able danger that the internal ligaments or even some of the bones have be­ come affected, in which case the con­ dition has assumed a serious aspect; Or, on the other hand, if the abscess has existed for some time without a rupture, its contents will frequently be found to consist of dried purulent matter, firm and dense, and the walls surrounding the mass will be found greatly thickened. In such a case the application of caustics will cause a sloughing of all of the unhealthy tis­ sue, and will also stimulate a rapid increase of healthy material to replace that destroyed in the course of the de­ velopment and treatment of the dis­ ease. Threads or cords soaked In gum- arabic solution and rolled in powdered corrosive sublimate may be Introduced into the canal and allowed to remain. The skin on all parts of the shoulder and leg beneath the fistula should be carefully greased with lard or oil, as this will prevent the discharge that comes from the opening after the caus­ tic Is introduced from irritatlpg <h blistering the skin over which it flows. In obstinate cases a place of caustic potash (fused) 1 to 2 inches in length may be introduced into the opening, and should be covered with oakum or cotton. The horse should then l>e se­ cured so that he canndt reach the part with his teeth. After the caustic plug has been in place for 24 hours, It may be removed and hot fomentations ap­ plied. As soon as the discharge has become again established the abscess should be opened from its lowest ex­ tremity, and the passage thus formed may be kept open by the introduction of a seton. . If the pipes become estab­ lished in the deep tissues beneath the shoulder blade or among the spines of the vertebral column, it will often be found impossible to provide proper drainage for the abscess from below, and treatment must consist of caustic solutions carefully Injected Into all parts of the suppurating sinuses. A very, effective remedy for this purpose is one ounce of*chloride of zinc in half a pint of water, injected three times during a week, after which a weak so­ lution of the same may be occasional­ ly Injected. Injections of Villate's so­ lution or alcoholic solution of corrosive sublimate, strong carbolic acid, or pos­ sibly oil of turpentine will also prove beneficial. Pressure should be applied from below, and endeavors made to heal the various pipes from the bot- torn. Majority of Cases Curable. Although the successful treatment of fistulas requires time and patience, the majority of cases are curable. The sinuses must be opened at their lowest extremity and kept op«n. Caustic ap­ plications must be thoroughly used once or twice, after which mild as­ tringent antiseptic washes should be persistently used until a cure is reached. It sometimes happens that the ero­ sions have burrowed so deeply or In such a direction that the opening of a drainage passage becomes impracti­ cable. In other cases the bones may be attacked in some inaccessible loca­ tion, or the joints may be affected, and in these cases it is often best to de­ stroy the horse at once.. The reappearance of the fistula af­ ter it has apparently healed Is not un­ common. The secoudary attack In these cases is seldom serious. The lesion should be curefully cleaned and afterwards injected with a solution of zinc sulphate. 20 grains to the ounce of water, every second or third day until a cure Is effected. In fistula of the foot there Is the same tendency toward the burrowing of pus downward to lower Structures, or in some cases upward toward the coronet. Prior to the development of a qulttor there is nlway^ swelling at, the coronet, accompanied with heat and pain. Every effort should now be made to prevent the formation of an abscess at the point of injury. Wounds caused by nails, gravel, or any other foreign body which may have lodged in the sole of the foot should be opened at once from below, so as to allow free exit to all purulent discharges. Should the Injury have occurred directly to the coronet the application of cold fo­ mentations may prove efficient in pre­ venting the formation of an abscess. Bacterial vaccines composed of sev­ eral strains of the organisms usually found in these pustular infections of the horse are well adapted to the treat­ ment of these diseases. The vaccine Is administered subcutaneously by means of a syringe, but the quantity •9f the vaecine to be injected and the uUWber of doses to be used should be left to judgment of a competent veterinarian:-.. NEWS OF IIK ITEM8 OF GENERAL -STATE I IN­ TEREST FRESH FROM THE J- | • TO CONSIDER BANK MEASURE Private Banks BUI Will Come Before the House--Committee Chairman Promises Not to Suffocate the Matter. Springfield, y- The private banks bill will get a full, fair, and un­ obstructed hearing before the house committee on bunks and banking and a bill bf some kind will be reported to the house. This was the statement made by" James M. Pace of Macomb, chairman of the committee. ,lt is by far the best news that has been heard by friends of the proposed legislation during the last five sessions of the Illi­ nois legislature. Chairman Pace's declaration, it is believed, Reflects the attitude of substantially all of Speaker Slianahan's committee chairmen. They agree with him that the new policy of nonsuffocation of bills in committee must be adhered to. LION CRIES LIKE A WOMAN TOP-DRESS ttftTHE MEADOW Application of Manure-Afxf First Cut ting Will Increase SecdP.d 25 to SO Per Cent. -j ' ; lf&nure applied to the meadow after the first cutting will increase the s ond cutting from 25 to 50 per cent, es­ pecially with clover or alfalfa. If the land needs manure. Every load of ma­ nure that can be scraped up around thf barns and In the yards should be haule<| on the meadow when the hay is cut. It will Increase the second crop and it will increase the next year's corn crop if the meadow is plowed up for corn. Manure applied as a topdresslng on clover aids the clover in drawing ni­ trogen from the air and has a double value In this way. Manu/e on clover brings greater value when the land needs manure than it Will with any other crop. ~w ' sr •' 7'.':'" "'5 1̂ . j 0£ tll6 FOOClg , Good Place for Currants. •A»*»w of currants may be set along the backyard fence, which is top of tee used as a dumping ground. » Springfield.--Missing for 40 years. Lillian Dunlap. forty-eight, a daugh­ ter of one of Springfield's pioneer fam­ ilies and the victim of kidnapers, was located at 8409 North Ninth street, St. Louis. Her whereabouts were made known to people here who remember her case, when Mayor Bauman rcelved a letter requesting that he furnish her with Information about her parents and the disposition made of an old grist mill in what Is now the main business district of Springfield. Until recently she was not; Sure of her fa­ ther's name. She has learned that it was Dunlap and that her mother wan Ellen Dunlap. Both are dead. MIS* Dun lap's letter says she remebers be­ ing carried away b.v a hand of gypsies, "It seems like a hazy dream." the let­ ter says. *"I can- falhtly recall belns asked to come out of my yard and get into a wagon by a mau and woman. Then I remember trips through south­ ern Illinois in a wagon. 1 was aban­ doned In southern Illinois and adopt­ ed by n family there and taken to St. Louis. I never saw or heard -of my parents. I had forgotten their names.' Springfield.--Governor lxtwden no­ tified County Clerk Sweitaer that he had called a Special primary election to fill the vacancy in the senate cause*I by the resignation of John A. Swanson. senator from the Thirteenth senatorial district, who was elected judge of the municipal court at the November election. No date was'men* fioned in the governor's telegram tc the county clerk, but If the |>rtmnr> is held February 27, the dnte of ih« nlderinanic primary, prospective can­ didates may have difficulty In getting their nartes on the ballot. Chicago.--Arguments In the second of two injunction su^ta, started by members of, the Chicago board ot trade, seeking to enjoin Collector of Internal Revenue Smietanka from as­ sessing and collecting a 200 (>er cent penalty for alleged nonpayment of war , taxes, were heard by Federal Judge Evans. Lawyers for both sides are awaiting Judge Evans' decision on the government's right to sei/.e books and records of members of the hoard. Bloomlngton.--The railroads of cen tral Illinois have commenced their sec­ ond harvest of ice. The first, In De­ cember, was Interrupted by a warm spell, which set In when about one- third of the crop was cut. The pres ent cold snap. It maintained for an­ other week, will give the roads enough to fill all of their storehouses. The second crop is of ten Inches. Washington.--The president sent the following nominations for Illinois post masters to the si-nate: Arrowsuiith, Mytte J. Caldweil; Cherry, John Ca- hill; Harvel, Edward D. Dudenhoffer; Sidney. Charles W. Witt; Mucouib, Richard J. Simmons. Springfield.--Articles of incorpora­ tion have been issued to the Spring- field-Carbondule Railroad company, to construct a railroad from Springfield through the cities of Ilillsboro, (Jreen- vllle, Carlyle. Nashville and Plnckney- vllle to Carboudale. Wayne.--The European war Is given bf Kristian Peterson, a furmer. as one of the reasons for filing a i»etition in bankruptcy. His liabilities are $4.3)N) and his nssets $3,200. Peterson ex­ pected financial assistance from rela­ tives In Germany. Nashville.--Five months ago a daughter of Charles Schwlerlng. a farmer. lost a gold bracelet. Schwield­ ing recently killed several hogs, and Imbedded In the throat of one of them the bracelet was found, undamaged. Rockford.--Ten persons are claim­ ing the reward of $2<N) offered for the arrest of Oodfrey Babbitt, who at­ tempted to rob the post office at Win­ nebago. One of them is a woman. Free port.--Fire destroyed the Yel­ low Creek brewery two miles east of here, causing a loss of $30,000. Marengo.--One hundred square miles of swamp land will he drained and made available for agriculture when the system of ditches and tiling to lie commenced this spring is com­ pleted. It Is estimated that 4,000 acres of land, now worthless, will be re­ claimed for corn and other agricultur­ al products, adding fully $1,000,000 to the wealth of the state. / ' Chicago.--Mrs. Ethel Jackson died jjfcre of voluntary starvation and grief ocdl^ioned by the tragic death of her son, Albert Jackson, a bartender, who was sit01 and killed by negroes De­ cember 'JP- Wnukegl^P --William Paul was shot and killed b'\ Lou Smith of North Chi­ cago, because ^>aul would not cease flirting with sni11**'® sister-in-law, who. It Is said, came\bere froin Chicago at Paul's request. ; Smith Is held on a murder charge in* < vacated by Will Orpet when hA w,lM netted of the murder of Marli?" Lambert. Elgin.--A. K BrlrikerSloff' general freight agent for t£e Northwestern railroad in Chicago fnr ?<>«rs and former president of L^u' Freight Agents' assocircicn r.t his home U /ears. \ ... 'STt [>f Chicago, died »tley, age aighy Appetite of America's Most Powerful Cat la Whetted by Sight of Young Horse., r TIm» mountain Hon, njwrt to ttK Jaguar, Is the largest of the cat tribe native to America, E. W. Nelson writes In the National Geographic Magazine. In various parts of Its range it Is ateo known as the panther, cougar and puma. It is a slender-bodied animal with a small head and a long, round tail, with a total length vurying from seven to nine feet and a weight (NHii about 150 to 200 pounds. No other American mammal has a range equal to that of the mountain Hon. It originally inhabited both North and South America from southern Quebec and Vancouver Island to Pata­ gonia and from the Atlantic to the Pa­ cific coast. ' The mountain Hon, while powerful enough to be dangerous to'man, is Itn reality extremely timid. Owing to its being a potentially dangerous animal, the popular conception of It Is that of a fearsome beast, whose savage ex­ ploits are celebrated in the folklore of our frontier. As a matter of fact, few wild animals are less dangerous, although there are authentic accounts of wanton attacks upon people, just as there are authentic instances of buck deer and moose becoming aggressive. It hits a wild, weird cry, popularly supposed to resemble the scream of a terrified woman, which is thrllllngly Impressive when the shades of evening are throwing a mysterious gloom over the forests. Although inoffensive as to people, this cot is such a fierce and relentless enemy of large «ame and live stock that It Is everywhere an outlaw. It often kills claves, but Is especially fond of young horses. In many range districts of the Western states and on the table land of Mexico, owing to the depredations of this animal, It Is Im­ possible to- raise horses. TO LIVE LONG! A recipe given by a famous physician for long life was: "Keep the kidneys in good order 1 Try to eliminate thru the skin and intestines the poisons that otherwise clog the kidneys. Avoid eat­ ing meat as much as-possible; avoid too much salt, alcohol, tea. Try a milk and vegetable diet. Drink plenty of water, and exerciee so you sweat -- the skin helps to eliminate the toxic poisons and uric acid," For those past middle life, for those easily recognized symptoms of inflam­ mation, as backache, scalding "water," or if uric acid in the blood lias caured rheumatism, "rusty" joints, stiffness, get Anuric at the drug store. This is a wonderful eliminator of uric acid and was discovered by Dr. Pierce of Invalids' 1 Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y. If yonr druggist, does not keep it send 10 cents to Dr. j ^Pierce for trial package and you will i find that it is many times more potent than lithia and that it dissolves uric i i hot water does sugar. i Why Cecil Rhodes Went to Afriea. "Why did I come to Africa? Well, they will tell you that I came out on account of my health, or from a love of adventure--and to some extent that may be true. Put the, real fact Is that I could no longer stand the eternal cold mutton." The answer Is characteristic of the man. A young chap who, three years after receiving his college degree, could pick up an empire 160 times the size of Rhode Island and set it: as a jewel in the British crown was not likely to be content with any "review of reviews" In his diet. Men with "em­ pires In their brnlns" do not usually have cold mutton In their stomachs. But the fact remains that Cecil John Rhodes went to South Africa to battle for his life against the bug battalions of tuberculosis that had invaded his lungs. "Not six months to live!" Such was the verdict that Rhodes, In after years, read opposite his name In the doctor's faded memorandum-book.-- Jatnes E. Crowther in World Outlook. NOTHING STANDS AS HWH. »s * rem for every womanly ai as Dr. Pierce's Favarl Prescription. It's the cmty \ medicine for women certtUi in Its effects. ^" Favor ite Prescrl ption " til an invigorating, restorative tonic, a soothing an| strengthening nervine, anf a complete cure for all th functional deraagemen painful disorders, ai chronic weaknesses peculi to the sex. For young girls ju WWW* entering womanhood; fog women at the critical times nursing mothers; andei'crj/ woman wh» Is "run-down," tired or overworked--® is a special, safe, and certain help. > ; Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulatM and invigorate stomach, liver and bowelE Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to tab* as candy. How to preserve health and beantv fk told in Doctor Pierce's Common 'Sensa Medk-al Adviser. It is\free. Send Dr. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.,»four dimes, cif stamps, to cover wrapping and mailing. I < + £J A Pertinent Query* _ ; > "Can't you spare me a dime, misterT* "Not today." "I hain't had a bite since yesterday." . "Can't help it." "Why can't yer do a little fer met" "I haven't any change.", "No change?" . , *. . -« v. "That's what I sald.^,,-'i;j;%;- ̂ :^f "Den why ther dickens doh^ yer go to work?"--Boston Evening Trans- acript. Mystery 8olve<£ George and Ethel were married a few weeks ago, and returned from their honeyhioon to a ducky little bun­ galow garnished throughout with the usual valuable but useless silverware and Jewelry which kind friends show­ er upon the newly married. The day after their arrival two tickets for a downtown theater reached them, accompanied by a little scented note bearing the simple message: "Guess who sent them?" They found it impossible to identify the donor, but, nevertheless, decided to use them. At the end of a pleasant evening they returned to their home to find the place stripped of everything. On the din­ ing-room table lay another little scent­ ed note bearing the legend, "Now ^'du know."--New York Globe. A Physiological Phenomenon. We are told that away up in the mountain section of, Georgia lives a farmer who, like Caleb, Joshua's part* ner, owns a whole mountain and ha« cleared It off, and has the surface lq cultivation. The mountain Is coue| tfhaped and Is one-fourth of a mile ill height and three miles In circumfer­ ence. To prevent the rich surface from being washed awny the farmer runs in rows all the way around the mountain, beginning at the bottom and working up to the top. The result of continually walking around the moun­ tain, always In the same direction, has made the whole family short- legged on one side and long-legged on the other.--Thomasvllle (Ga.) Post. Aid to High School Pupils. The high school of Ciaremont, Cal., •ites a lemon grove which for sev- years has yielded a revenue ex- cecilirig $500 annually after all m- penses are paid. The work of culti­ vating the grove, pruning or.d cariiig for the trees, as well as picking and packing the fruit and conveying it to the commissioners. Is all done by pu­ pils of the high school under the direc­ tion of the instructor in agriculture. Each student is paid at the rate of $2 for each eight hours of work, end this enables a number of boys to be self-supporting while attending school U. S. Fire Equipment Worth $5,000,000. The forest service now owns im­ provements valued at more than, $5,300,000. Their construction has been pushed aS rapidly as available funds would permit, and the rangers have also done a great deal of im­ provement work during spare time. There are now 2,528 miles of road. 22424 miles of trail, 20,030 miles of telephone line and 1,090 miles of fire­ break, nearly 2,000 field headquarters and a quantity of range improvements which facilitate the administration ot grazing business.--Washington Star. Caller*. Neweomer--Ha ve the neighbor* called upon you yet? ' Mrs. Newcomer--I should say they had. They've called upon uie for about everything In the house.--Exchange v# -- -- Mark of Honor. First Girl--"What a horrid scar Charlie has on his forehead." Sec­ ond Girl---"Horrid? The idea ! ha got that la a football gam*" t " • , ' . ; v . Idle Curiosity. ^ "A hotel lobby way be half foil <p, millionaires and no one gives them second look." "That's true. This Is a prosperous country." J "But let a man enter with a quear 'piece of baggage in his hands and haft* dreds of necks are stretched to-: limit." / ON LIVER; _B0WELS No sick headache, biliousness! bad taste or constipation ̂ by morning. 0 v ^ • %r: t Oat a 10-cent box. Are you keeping your bowW, liver, &nd stomach clean, pure and freah with Cascarets, or merely forcing a passageway every faw days with Salts, Cathartic Pills, Caitor Oil or Purgative Waters? Stop having a bowel wash-day. Let1 Caacarets thoroughly cleanse and reg-1 ulate the stomach, remove the sour { »nd fermenting food and foul gases, take the excess bile from the liver tnd carry out of the system all the sonstipated waste matter and polaona In the bowels. A Cascaret to-night will make you feel great by morning. They work while you sleep--never gripe, sicken t>r cause any inconvenience, and cost only 10 cents & box from your store. Millions of men and women take a Cascaret now and then and never bave Headache, Biliousness, Coated Tongue, Indigestion, Sour Stomach or Constipation. Ad*. , * ^•-Proving His Metal. •The trouble with you, Oadspur, Is fliat you are too easily discouraged," remarked his friend, Glithers. "I don't think so." answered Gad- «pr. "For instance, yesterday i want­ ed to borrow the small sunT of ten dollars." • "Yes?"* , "I delivered a neat little, speech to exactly twelve people before' I got the money. That strikes me as xtraordl- aary perseverance." With the Fingers ! '4 Says Corns Lift Out Without Any Pain Sore corns, hard corns, soft corns «r any kind of a corn can shortly to lifted right out with the fingers If y<p iwlll apply on the corn a few drops of freezone, says a Cincinnati authority. At little cost one can get a small bot­ tle of freezone at any drug store, which will positively rid one's feet of every corn or callus without pain or sore­ ness or the danger of infection. * This new drug is an ether compound., and dries the moment It is applied aqd does not Inflame or even irritate the surrounding skin. Just think! Yon can lift off your corns and calluses now without a bit of pain or soreness. If your druggist hasn't freezone he can easily get a small bottle for you from his Wholesale drug house.--adv, *" ..a Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the orig­ inal little liver pills put up 4Q years ago. rhey regulate liver and bowels.--Adv. Making Lessons Mean Something. Agriculture and domestic science In the schools will mean most to boys and girls when the lessons taught are used in the work on , the farm and home. Qitting Her Own Back. "So the lawyers got about all of the Batate. Did Edith get anything?" "Oh, yes; she got one of the law­ yers." Didn't Need It. i The farm hands were taking turn* at tiie pump for their morning was* All scrubbed off except the new maiw| "Joe." said the boss, "aren't you flU^ Ing to wash up this morning?" "Shucks!" was the reply. "It doafl make me dirty to sleep."--Patlitlndsf. SAVE HIS CANE AWAY! 'r' % Mr. S. P. Benton, Kerrville, TexMk writes: "For several years prior to 1906 I suffered from kidney and rheu­ matic troubles. Was bent over and forced to use 4 , A 1 cane. For disorders I am glad to say I used D o d d' 8 Kidney Pills, which proved to be the proper remedy. I am ft# years old, feak fine and once again stand . as straight as an arrow. Dodd's Kid­ ney Pills deserve great credit." Be sure and get "DODD'S," the name with the three D's for diseased, disor> dered, deranged kidneys; just as Mr. Benton did. No similarly named articla WU1 do.--Adv, • 'h t--*?• Exactly. V%..;V "The majority of epitaphs 'Here lies ». . .' " „ > "Well, most of them do." V.fe : "is 'fd China yearly imports $4.00ft0|S^ worth of various kinds of leather. * . The Quinine That Does -Causa Nervousnos* or In Head Because of Its Tonic and Laxative effect, LAXATIVE QUININE can be taken by anyone without causing nai or ringing in the head. It removes the cause of CoMa, Grift Headache Used whenever Quinine is needed. roimmtar thmro im a 3 u! t • • "U "Bromo Quinine" That I* iho OHgtmmi V Laxative Bromo Quintal Thtm Signmturm oa Evewy j . Canadian Farmers Profit From Wheat The war's devastation of European crops has caused an unusual demand forjerfciii from the American Conti­ nent. The people of the world must be ted and wheat near S& a bushel offers great profits to the farmer. Canada'a invitation is especially She wants settlers to make money and happy, prosperous homes for themsehres by belpiaa km xaies knmwws wheat crops. Yea as get a Itaneataad of IM acres VIE and other land* at raaafkabljr low price*. Durwf mai Wonderful crop* abo si jhh.lhrini aai lias. as praAtabls an iBdrntry aacnia r srasawfuU & antfMoajfie.dkf < an exirm denuuul for t*rm 1 Qpbdschsotob to WflUtA* i » war. »•< rn who ban rolai _ fajriiMim to pat out ttnlM into mti _ Sjr utenMn ud BMtHnltn m to MM4 tulwar mm M »p«. ot ImIiwihh, Oawt OmikIi. ot UutdiM Government Afviiis mt' ft i** if* . v,. lA.IL

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