* *' - * ' \ » ** -* . V « rr <• ' . ; 5 « - * , ; * " * ^ ry »"'"*. >/V* ~ '-':%* r/^y "" ' **' ' *JFCB XdUtUlI *SI#HEHRT;" LIT. * ms? (4 "'. -0, ^V-'s ;.r.. i: - fpfK- k J " fffeot of Failure of Railway ^Jjf̂ fS^rtation Outlined. DNABLETolflRRY SUPPLIES Sl^JIrmt and Munitions Filed In Heap* on 8 ' tim: Ground at Vladivostok--D'fW"* ganization Among Railroad During Civii War. The effect of la failure of transporta- LV .^on facilities in modern warfare is well illustrated by the present situa tion in Russia. There seems to be no ;i doubt that the failure of the Russian military plans was to a very great ex- [ ffent the result of the disorganization .|$f the nation's railway system, a dls- -^Organization so complete that it ex tended clear to Vladivostok, 6,000 miles behind the fighting line. At that port an accumulation of rfirms, munitions and supplies shipped /. ,, from America for the use of the Rus- '^•z.'.."flan forces is piled on the ground for " .* juiles. Some of the material has been <here for more f&an a year. It may ' ; %*?1I be doubted whether the Russian r Revolution would have come so quickly , a head had the military authorities •|>een able to keep the troops properly V; iuppiled and thus put them more f *, i pearly on equal terras with the ehemy. GIRLS DO MEN'S WORK Railroads radiating from Chi cago already have begun to em ploy women for men's work as a result of war's effect in thin ning the ranks of the men em ployees. The Erie and the Balti more & Ohio have notified op erating officials to employ wom en whenever necessary, and the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul, the Chicago & Alton and the * Monon are preparing to take S similar action. & «r it?- $1' i t : - : Conditions During Spanish War. V i • does t^le Spanish war furnish '!%.• the only example of a failure on the: of American railroads to meet |he stresses of war conditions. Some thing of the same sort of disorganiza- : - tion affected the railroads of the Northern states during the Civil war •nd resulted in the first plan of rail way centralization for military pur poses. When the serious nature of the struggle had begun to be evident to ,,-the people of the North and repeated "•alls for volunteers had resulted In the raising of large nhmbers of troops in different sections of the country the facilities of the railroads broke down completely. The movement of men and supplies in numbers then un dreamed of was too much for the per sonnel and the equipment of the nn- ' Inerous small roads which at that time tiroke the journey between most of the principal cities. Government Control. It was this situation which in 1862 impelled congress to pass an act giv ing the federal government power to take over the railroads in time of war. President Lincoln, however, contented himself with calling to Washington Col. Thomas A. Scott, then an officer of the Pennsylvania railroad and after- ' ward its president for many years. Col onel Scott received an appointment as ussistant secretary of war, with full authority over all the railroads In con nection with the movement of troops. Colonel Scott and his assistants soon had things straightened out and troops were moved to the various mobiliza tion and concentration points as fast as the army authorities were able to take care of them. One of the Penn sylvania's bright young men whom' Col onel Scott summoned to Washington to assist him in the work was a certain division superintendent, Andrew Car negie by name, whose fame in othet fields of endeavor has well-nigh ob scured the reputation for unraveling knotty problems, which he demon strated as an official of the military railways. Another of his assistants was John P. Green, who afterwards rose to the vice presidency of the Pennsylvania and who is still serving the company on its board of directors. RAILROADS BUILT IN MIDAIR One of .Greatest Engineering Accom plishments Under Our Flag--Many, Remarkable Scenes. A railroad journey on the Island of Hawaii, where,the great Kllauea vol cano is always active apd so easily ac cessible by auto from Hilo, is filled with remarkable scenes. The railroad Is built almost on the edge of the great cliffs, overhanging the Pacific, and it crosses deep canons, bores through ridges and follows horseshoe trestles, all of which forms one of the great engineering accomplishments under th© American flag. The railroad passes through banana and scores of miles of sugar cane plantations, picturesque vil lages of laborers with sections devoted exclusively to Chinese, Japanese, Span ish, Portuguese and Filipinos. Coffee plantations show an intense dark green against the lighter shade of the sugar cane. Occasionally passengers on the trains pass beneath cane bundles, which look like great winged birds, brought over the fields to mills on wire cables or trolleys. ** In other places they see the cut cane floating down wa ter flumes to the mill. Some of these flume trestles are at least 250 feet above the bottom of the canon. A splendid auto road parallels ttie railroad track and over this scores of taxis and jitneys carry a cosmopolitan population.--Boston Transcript. MOST POWERFUL OF ENGINES "Seven Hundred," Triple Artlculatlve Type, Put Into Service--Power Is Unlimited. Seven Hundred, the most powerful locomotive that ever hauled a train, was put into service on a Virginia rail road the other day. It Is of the triple artlculatlve type--a type of which there are only three others in the Unit ed States, and all are owned by the Erie railroad. Seven Hundred, how ever, has a greater tractory power than any of its prototypes, there being practically no limit to the weight it can pull or push. Before Its capacity could be reached, the drawbars and couplers of the most modern cars would break under the strain. Were it possible to put them together, it could pull 300 cars, loaded to capacity, and it would be able to push a much heavier load. A conception of its weight, 844.000 pounds, may be gained when it Is known that. In coming from Eddystone, Pa., it had to detour 50 miles between Philadelphia and Wilm ington, because the most direct line was not strong enough to bear its weight. The cost to build the locomo tive was $80,000, and it will be used to haul coal In the West Virginia mountains. SQUASHES TO RELIEVE FOOD SHORTAGE FINDS TWO SONS; ? SOUGHT ONLY Peculiar Experience of Hartford Woman While Searching for Offspring ATTRACTIVE ADDITION TO SUMMER GARDEN. BUILDING ROADS IN RUSSIA According to Department of Commerce Afcout $300,000,000 Will Be Cost of Projected Lines. Extensive railroad construction in .Russia during the next ten years ag gregating almost 60.000 miles, recom mended by a special commission, has been approved by the Russian council of ministers. A report to the depart ment of commerce says about $300,- 000,000 will be the cost of 51 projected lines, aggregating 20.779 miles, rec ommended for construction during the period 1917-1922. (Prepared by the United States Depart ment of Agriculture.) > Summer squashes are to many an at- ^active addition to the home garden. They may be planted yet in practically any part of the country, and their cul ture is easy. Two or three hills will furnish enough for an average-sized family. They are not fastidious as to soils, though they, like most garden plants, prefer a warm, sandy loam. The most important requirements for their growth are abundance of manure and good cultivation. The hills may be spaced five or six feet apart. The plants will occupy the ground all sum mer if the fruits are harvested at the most usable stage. Squashes are tender plants, and can not endure the slightest frost, so seed should not be planted until the, sotl is well warmed. Ten or a dozen seeds are planted usually in each hill. These shonld finally be thinned to one or two plants. The soil must be stirred by shallow cultivation until the plants cover the soil. There are in use in this country sev eral types of these squashes. They must all be used while very immature ; If the thumb nail does not veryreadlly puncture the skin of the fruit, the best stage for er.ting has passed. Scallop or Pattypan squashes occur in white and yellow colors. Yellow Summer CHedkneck is also much plant: ed and is a good variety. " These squashes have short vines and are usually called bush forms. * English forms of summer squashes are called vegetable marrows, and can be ob tained from many American seedsmen. There Is also an Italian summer squash under' the name of Cocozelle. which is offered by a few-seedsmen.- These last have long vines, and should be given as much as eight or ten feet between hills. Winter sqnashes such as. Hubbard. Green and Yellow, Delicious and Bos ton Marrow require the cultural treat ment given above, but shou?ff"be given ten to twelve feet distance between hills. Winter squashes should be stored In a dry place where the tem perature does not go below 4." degrees or 50 degrees F. An upstairs room is much better for this purpose than a cellar. The fruits must be thoroughly ripened, but not frosted. Denver, Col*).--To seek an only son and to learn she is the mother of two "Sons," at least one of whom she did not know existed, is the somewhat pe culiar experience of Mrs. Martha Coh- jrress of East Hartford, Conn. , ; Another strange circumstance in connection with the quest of her lost heir is that Louis Congress, the miss ing sou, was prosperous and robust when he disappeared several months go. The two new "sons"' of Mrs. Con gress are in precarious health and without funds. Mrs. Congress asked a local paper to find her lost son, believed to be in Colorado. Her ad got results. One of ; ©till One More TNK to FM«. **So your long day's work Is done?* **N6t yet. I've finished as far as the office is concerned, but as soon as I get home and eat my supper I've got to go with \ny wife to some moving picture show." In the Discard. -j ̂ Ton See a lot of mandoline and airs In the pawnshop window." "I s'pose it's different in Europe. They say over there the pawnshop win-, down »te full of old scepters." Irrelevant Similarity. "Gooper is a writer who is well posted on 'street' corners." "That's nothing; so are mall boxes." A good neighbor is one who lacks in terest in/affairs thtU- are none o^hls business. & SKS-xto::-:: v. w f % 'ixss LOADED TRAIN GIVEN BATH Flat Cars, Loaded With Ties, Run Into Steel Cylinder and Immersed in • Preserving Fluid. X fltSmge-looktng train, composed <5f a narrow-gauge oil-burning engine and a number of very low flat cars of cor responding width, constitutes an. in teresting part of a tie-treating plant recently opened at Riverton, Wyo. A string of these cars^ loaded with about 500 ties, is backed Into a strong ly built steel cylinder, 132 feet long. The engine is then detached, the big circular door at the end of the retort is tightly closed, and a zinc-chloride solution is forced into the chamber by a vacuum process. When the ties are completely Immersed In the pre serving fluid it is put under pressure to force it to the wood fiber. After six hours they are thoroughly saturat ed and are removed.--Popular Me chanics Magazine. MOVING BAGGAGE OF INTERNED GERMANS & (TYPE OF ENGINE AND CAR8 USED IN NAVY YARD. The photograph shows two navy-yard flatcars drawn by a peculiar abort switch engine at the League Island navy yard, Philadelphia, loaded with the baggage of the Interned German sailors of the raiders Prlnz Eitel Friedrich and Kronprinz Wilhelm, who had been'started on their Journey to the forts in Georgia where they are now Interned. / , - „ The cars were guarded by United States marines; M. "j Hopeless Job. "Qoea morning, Mrs. O'Flaherty! ^ 'And has yer husband been called up yet7' "Not yit, Mrs. Maclagan, thanks He's got six months' expension ^because he's doing work of rational ' deportment. They've put him into i seminary duty abroad; but when I ^ thinks of the trouble I has to get him up every morning and off to work, it's /i > a f&ir puzzle to me how the govern- uient'll be able to call him up. If his own wife can't JHB» ..ifteuln ' wnrrld canV * - v f , # • • . . ~ * * * * 1 Apples Valuable as Food. Apples should "be used In onr diet as often as possible. They are easily ob tained, reasonable in price, lend va riety to the menu and are of value as a food and as a preventive of disease. Nothing in all our varied and fascinat ing range of fruits holds qnite the same quality and qualifications as the apple. The more apples we add to our dietary the clearer brain and cleaner skin we are likely to have, A CROOKNECK IS POPULAR VARIETY OF SQUASH. FOR INCREASED CORN YIELDS Gain of 6.31 Bushels Per Acre by Thinning Secured at 'Ohio Sta tion on Tested Seed. Thinning corn has resulted in a gain, as a four-year average at the Ohio experiment station, of 6.31 bush els per acre In the case of seed tested for germination before planting, and of 8.47 bushels in tbe case of untested seed. The average tiine required for thinning an acre of corn was 5.7 hours. In one case three kernels were plant ed per hill, and on the plot in com parison a generous quantity of seed was dropped and the plants were thinned to three per hill when 6 to 8 inches high. With tested seed an av erage yield of 59.28 bushels per acre was obtained with corn planted three kernels per hill, and 65.59 bushels per acre was harvested from thinned corn. With untested seed a yield of 55.38 bushels per acre was secured from regular planting and 63.85 bushels per acre where the corn was thinned. With corn at only 50 cents a bushel, one would make 65 cents an hour by thin ning on this basis. VACANT LAND ALONG FENCES Not Many Farmers Ever Think of Amount of Waste Strips on Either Side of Barriers. Few farmers stop to think how much land is taken up by the fences. The fence itself takes little room, but it is Impossible to grow anything for sev eral feet on both sides of the fence. The department of agriculture reports that the ordinary rail fence occupies a strip over 12 feet wide. About 3,600 feet of such a fence takes up an acre of land. Hedges take up a little more than the rail fence, the width varying according to the width of the hedge row. TOMATOES ON SINGLE STEM Set Plants Eighteen Inches Apart In Rbwi Three Feet Wide--Pinch Out All Shoots. Where tomatoes are to be trained to a single stem, the plants are set 18 inches apart in rows three feet wide. As soon as the young plant begins to grow after being transplanted it sends out branches or shoots from the axis of the leaves. When these shoots ap pear pinch them out, which will cause the main stalk to shoot up very rapid ly. Put up a stake five feet tall and tie the plant to it. As the plant grows more suckers will form. Continue to pinch these out and train the plant to the stake. The fruit will be formed on flower clusters about six Inches apart on the main stem.' The method of training does not produce as many tomatoes per plant, but the fruit is much larger in size and of higher quality. This method al lows a great many more plants per acre, therefore the yield per acre 1 greatly Increased. SEEDBED AND CULTIVATION BREEDING FOR HEAVY LAYERS Two Hundred-Egg Hen Is Possibility When Attention to Essential Points Is Given. The 290-egg hen is a possibility when selection and breeding are given the necessary attention. The few who took up this line of breeding, with such startling results, soon created a spirit of emulation among other fanc iers. Now there are a great many flocks of pure-bred fowls that have been line-bred for egg production for years. ESTIMATED COST OF DUCKS Ranges From Eight to Twelve Cents Per Pound, Depending on Current Prices jsf Grain. It Is estimated by poultrymen mak ing a specialty of growing ducks that the feed cost per pound of producing duck meat ranges from 8 cents to 12 Cgnt3, depending upon. th<? current •flees of gram and other feeds. Most Important Reason for Cultivat ing Crops Is to Conserve Sup ply of Moisture. The conservation of soil moisture is the most iniportant reason for culti vating crops. The two. other princi pal things accomplished by cultiva tion are the killing of weeds which draw moisture and plantfood from the crops, and the aeration of the soil. Too much stress cannot be laid on the preparation of a good seedbed. A seedbed of fine tilth--made so by deep plowing, careful harrowing, and fining of the soil--Is the foundation of good gardening. It is essential for the proper germination and growth of young plants. The soil must be fri able and free from clods. A clod can hold no planffood in-solution,'the only form in which it is available for the plant. Good soil and fine tilth Insure an excellent root system to plants t pou the tine, hairy, fibrous, feeding roots, which are possible only In well- tilled soil, the plant depends for its stockiness and growth. The careful gardener will regard his whole garden as a seedbed and will cultivate and fertilize it accordingly^ Mt* GIVE HENS PLENTY OF ROOM Crowding Decreases Egg Production and Increases Feed Bill--Have Nests Clean. If your house is built to accommo date 50 hens, keep that many, and try to keep them in the best possible shape for profit--you will get It. But if you try to crowd in 50 per cent more yon will require more feed and will have fewer eggs. It is pure greed which often renders a flock unprofitable. Have nest boxes In inconspicuous The Other "Son" Wrote From the life perial Hotel. the letters in reply was dated at La Junta, Colo.. P. O. Box x463. It said: "Dearest Mother: I thought I would Write You a Few Lines to let you know I am not Very Well this Is Why I am' writing for Money, in an other letter you send me send $12 Be cause I Need it am in Hard Luck I Will tell you the Results When I Get Home. From Yours Truly & Sincerely, "LOUIS CONGRESS." "P. S. La Junta, Colo. Send it in Next Letter. Send It in Bills and Send it Mother." The other son wrote from the Im perial hotel in Denver, and this is the touching appeal he inscribed: "Mamma: Saw your ad in the Post today; aiu a little sick. Will explain all when I get back to you. I have not been able to get work for a long Hme. Please send money to me care Impe~ rial hotel, 318 Fourteenth street, Den ver, Colo. I owe month's room rent at this hotel. Will leave town without their knowing it. "Your loving son, LOUIE.' - Mrs. Congress is still looking for her son. ' ' ' ' STEAL 'BEAD MAN'S HEART Ghouls Dig Up Grave of Wealthiest and Most Popular Man In Southern OMo; Bethel. O.--Ghouls dug up the grave of Daniel Hill, eighty-foUr years old, of this town, and cut out the dead man's heart. They then covered the coffin again and made their escape. A bos of burnt matches and spots on the tombstone were the only clews left. Hill, one of the wealthiest and most popular men in southern Ohio had died of natural causes, according to his phy sician. A few days after the burial the sexton became suspicious and had the grave dug up. He found that the coffin had been sawed open. n .<*+*••-.SmtM* Manbij-r.oA.i^w^', AA#r the supper party the VOttt handed round a box of cigars with all expansive smile of the help-yonrseit* und-don't-mind-me variety. „ "Lovely cigars, ye knowi" he de clared, offering the .box to the first guest. "They were a"present from i wife." ,f Gently, bat mine the less firmly, «t» ery man present swore that smoking would expand his heart to colossal pro portions, or else that he had sworn off the weed for the duration, says Lon don Ideas. • tvhen they had all gone the host ex tracted a card from uuder the first layer of cigars r "From yncle James." "That little speech saved me that box," he, mused. "Jolly smart wheeze!"* . 4 . \ A. It isn't necessary, to be a trains)!! nurse in order to nurse a grievance. DRUNKS TO RAISE CROP, IS MAYOR'S ORDER Lockhaven, Pa.--The mayor of £ this city has solved, partially at j least, the problem of the threat- a ened food shortage. Recently. J when a stranger wi«s arrested + for drunkenness and could not J pay the city fine "His Honor" • sentenced the man to dig the plot ^ of ground in the rear of the Ross • library, which will be cultivated. THe mayor feels sure he will get enough of this class of labor in the next few months to take ex cellent care of the crop. ?••••••••••••••+*••••••••1 Lays Seven Eggs in Four Days. Luverne, Minn.--C. H. Mareaux of this city is the owner of a hen that is unusually ambitious. Not satisfied with laying stea lily, she occasionally produces two eggs a day. Recently she laid two eggs a day for three con secutive days, laying seven eggs In four days. The eggs are normal in size and well formed. places for the shy pullets, and keey I relish. To make us &eiB plena. ' «»ntry ought^X# Pair Separated Eleven Times. Pregno. Cal--After his wife had de serted him 11 tiroes in four months, Clifton W. Clinger obtained a divorce, ('linger took his wife back after the first separation, before deciding on di vorce. He obtained custody of their three children. Never Came Together. "Time, and money, and the spend ing thereof," bpgan the v^ould-be phi losopher. "never match up satisfactory ily. When you have lots of time, you're dead broke. When you have a lot of coin, yon can't even lay o^ to spend it." * A Country's Msnners. v-Aere ought to be a system of man- tiers in every nation which a well- informed mind would be disposed to love our country. the Babies NFA$*f UtORTALITY la something frightful. We can hard!ymfc~f£ifc *, J of all the children born^ in jnvilized^ countries, twenty-two per cent* or nearly one-quarter, die before the^ reach ^one year; thi Er cent., or more than one-third, before they are five, and ey aie fifteen t r; thirty- one-haif beiorf SEVEN We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castoria would save many of these precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to s&y that manjf. of these infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of narcotic preparations,- Drons. more deadly „ - „ , to congestions, sickness, death. There can be no danger in the use of Caa» toria if it bears the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher AS it contains no opiates or narcotics of any kind. Genuine Castoria always bears the signature of Raise High Priced Wheat on Fertile Canadian Soil Canada extends to you a hearty invita tion to settle on her FREE Homestead lands of 1 @0 acres each or secure some of the low priced lands in Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta. This year «hest higher but Canadian land just at cheap, so the opportunity is more at tractive than ever. Canada wants you to help feed the world by tilling some of her fertile soil--land similar to that which during many years has averaged 20 t© 45 bushels of wheat to the acre. Think of the money you can make with wheat around $2 a bushel and land eo easy to get. Wonderful yields also of Oats, Barley and Flax. Mixed farming Western Canada is as profitable aa industry as ink growing. The Government this year is --ling fanners to put in- creasetracnage into grata. There is a exeat demand lor farm labor to replace the many young men who have volunteered for service. The climate is healthful and agreeable, railway facilities excellent, good schools and churches convenient. Writs for literature aa to reduced railway rates to Supt. of Immigration,-Ottawa. Cao^er to 1 % C. J. Brooch ton, Room 412, 112 W. Adaam flhrwst. Chicago, 111.; M._ V. MacLanea, 17$ liton. Room 412, 112 W. Ad o. 111.; M. V. MaclanMt i Aveaue, l>e«rait. Mick. Canadian Government Agents ft % , K Fulton Was a Great Man. The class in history was studying the life of Robert Fulton. In connec tion with It they, of course, brought In the topic of the steamboat, which you know, made Fulton famous. "What are many of the great uses of the steamboat?" asked the teacher. "What things might not have happened If the steamboat had not been Invent ed?" she hinted. "Well," answered little Johnny, who had been called on," well, um-in-a, Co lumbus might not have discovered America. Iweity-Flve Years* Experience With Kidney Remedy Between twenty-five and thirty years ago I commenced selling Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root and during all that time I have never heard a single complaint from my customers: they are more inclined to praise it; arid, judging from their favoi^ able remarks and the repeated sales 1 enjoy I am confident that Swamp-Root w a valuable medicine for the troubles for which it is intended. Very truly yours, OTTO H. G. LIPPERT, Pharmacist. 1601 Freeman, Cor. Liberty Sts. Sept. 19, 1916. Cincinnati, Ohio, hove What Swamp-Root Will Do For Yon Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample size bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet rof valuable information, telling about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one-dollar size bottles for 8&16 at all drug stores.--Adv. Psychology and the War. Prof. (J. Stanley Hall of the Clark university. United States, places the subject of applied psychology on a high plane In relation to the war. He states: * "Whatever system has been em ployed. it Is evident that applied psychology has produced results in this war which It was never possible to attain before. Men have endured more, they have shown more heroism and daring and have submitted to more punishment than in any pre vious war. No such slaughter would have been possible in former wars without provoking a panic. This has unquestionably been due to the sys tem of psychological selection, not only for the various grades of service but for special activities within each grade. Our country may as well think of going to war without first-class mil itary equipment as without a knowl edge of applied psychology. The coun cil of national defense seems to have recognized this; and the National Re search council within that body will, I understand, contain ^representative psychologists." . m His Trouble. Visitor--My poor man, when you get out of this place, do not yield too hastily to temptation. Take time to think; take time. (Convict--That's wot I'm to fer. I took too many watches. 8lacker Joke. Friend (grateful for a favor)--IH dance at your wedding. Slacker--I wish you already i»#8. - Don't be dissatisfied with your lot. Hang on to it and wait for a real es tate boom. Fortune smiles on few aad laughs ewrntry ought; i be lhrely.-BurlM.tst many. BREAD AS, ECONOMICAL FQOD Would Be Used More Extensively If • Home-Baked Variety Was Alwa||| .Good, Say Government Experts-. -- - . i U t . : - If liome-baked bread were uniformly well made, it would be used more ex- \ tensively than at present in place of ' ^ more -expensive foods,» say specialists ' \ Jf In the United States department of t agriculture, and this would be a <Hs- ' J tinot economy. From the standpoint || of nutrition It makes very little differ- * !ya .J ence whether breadstuffs are served la - - J the form of bread or in the form of breakfast cereals, side dishes with ^ || meat, or desserts. - Cft A man engaged In moderate muse#* lar work can profitably consume abort three-fourths of a pound a day of breadstuffs in any one of these forms. This quantity Is the equivalent of one pound of baked bread. As a matter ^ ^ of fact, however. It is not probable that in the average family this <*lia»- * tityrts consumed and the deficiency la , made up by the use of more expensive , J] substances. Of course bread alone la V not sufficient for-the maintenance of i health, but from both an economical ^ ati| and a hygienic point of view should be used more extensively It , ,v, is, declare the experts,. _i t)^ ' Catching On. ' s "What is the meaning of 'alter egof" ifS asked the teacher of the beginnenf .-yj' class in Latin. , . . "4"'| "It means the "other responded o--' a pupil. ^ t\ "Give me a sentence containing tfea vJ phrase." • ft" "He winked his alter ego"--Boston trJf Transcript. • ~ f l u f . An Abandoned Industry. Henry--I see it be ordained as the farmers should grow pigs these times. Have you any coming along, Jarge? George--No, 'Enery; I 'aven't takes no interest, In pigs much missus died.--London Tattler. Expectations Realized. "Look'ee, George, didn' I tell'ee my boy would make th' folks sit up sua" open their mouths when 'e got to Z^us- non?" *"Zo you did, an has *e done It?! - "Aye. 'E've started business tM # dentist!"--Passing Show. A Slight Mistake. punch--hie--seems , *T!1ras Weak." "Go slow, old man. You're into the goldfish globe." 'i vrtaa •-s - -a -f J I " ^ riij' • <0 5 ?t 1 M t ^ Choosing His Wan££ ^v,,a WIfle--"Why are you spealfthjf m sharply?" Hubby--"Because I want to get a word In edgeways." It Is said that a tie will go antfe farther than the troth, bat In Bin* cases out of ten the sender has to piur the freight- -- • "I llHLiTllin, III. j_Ba "Give all the kids Post Toasties --They like 'em' |i--W =-• ^ • 4-" '