Medieval and Napoleonic Styles in Strugoiefor Supremacy. • V#. MILITARY IDEA ALSO EIITERS :v; Are Not Now Asked to Wear Frills and Flounces, Streaming Ribbon* and Rosea. . New fork.--The medieval in dresii dies hard. The Napoleonic influence in apparel never really loses Its grip. • It may be said by the historian of dress that one of these two phases of feminine costumery is the basis of fev- , ery fashion that comes and goes. The world of clothes has just ex perienced a mad revival in medieval- isa. Women of every weight, age and curve have adopted the gowns of Qyeen Guinevere and Mellsond. Such garments have been cut by the hundred, in block, and they have been worn In all the market places of the civilized world for two years. The splendid, sweeping robes in which Guinevere met Launcelot have served, 'when modified, to carry Mary Jane to the department store to buy bar- ' gain shirtwaists. The swinging sleeves, the loose, Jew eled rope girdle and the straight widths of deeply colored velvet worn by Juliet when she went to the somber tombs of the dead have been worn by blue-eyed Miss Flapper, rapturously applauding The Midnight Follies. "Wh&t are the uses of history,"' say the designers, "If not to turn it into present use?" And so, over and over, the,wo rid of apparel greets the rising of the medieval sun, season after sea- . ion, decade after decade. Th« Napoleonic period is as deeply impr&sed on the minds of the design ers. There was nothing medieval about French costumery throughout the : reign of the superman, but there were so many eccentricities, such a vast variety of beautiful lines and curves, so much glowing narrative and tragic romance attached to the sweep of a skirt and the flow of a sleeve, that the dressmakers pever get away from ,, tigpse pages of costumery. / Jg Napoleonic Again Threatens. ... >' " ^IToday w,e are again threatened with the JNapoleonfc. We are almost sated with medievalism. The Directolre beckons; the First empire allures. The madness of Mme. Tallien will not be repeated today, unless France is suddenly assured of victory, when, if history repeats itself, she may go quite mad again for a short time, through the costumery of her women. In this glow of feeliaitft toward the m Napoleonic period we are not even * averse to the laced bodice and tb? This glorified poke bonnet is made of dahlia red satin, with underbrim of white straw and uncurled plumes of tan color. The blazer is in tan and pale blue stripes. It has Chinese sleeves. gathered skirt of those "citoyennes" who wrecked the Tuilerles and par celed among them the finery of the Austrian. Already the colored cotton bodice laced with cords, Instead of fastened, tea come into being. The Liberty cap Is being brought out by the milliners In a modern form which is still the symbol of equality and fraternity. The high waistline and the long skirt that droops in a simple line from bust to ankle have been introduced by powerful designers, who have usually had their way in the world of fashion. , Broad stripes in taffeta and soft silk HEM DOWN ON FORMAL GOWN are offered for skirts, separate pep- lum blouses, revers and hats. And so it is. And if an airman were in an airplane above the fashions of the hour on the battlefields of com mence, his map would show the Na poleonic struggling with the medieval. Both have cohorts of strength behind them. ' / • The Military Influence. Between the medieval and tlie Na poleonic which still influence the ma jority of clothes that are offered this summer, the new military dress is For Outdoor Wear, However, the Skirt May Be Cut Off at Any Length the Wearer Likes. For sports, for the country, for the porches of country clubs, the skirt can be cut off at any length the wearer likes, but for the formal occasions, even, dancing, the hem is reaching to ward the floor, it drops at the back of the skirt1 in an elaborate train that is cut to a point, but which promises to be square in the near future, as it was when this century was in its in fancy. There is one shop in New York to fall back on when the woman who dis likes long skirts and trains needs an argument to uphold her continuance of the very short evening skirt, but even this one adds the snakelike appendage to,the back of the skirt. This famous house keeps to the wisp of a train be cause it likes the shocking contrast between the audacious shortness of the front of the skirt to the dignity ikfoived- 4jt' • tssiftf*" *-• •* g.-.f ' Here is a new uniform for girls in war work. It is made of wool khaki with skirtlike trousers and long jack, et. The full cape fastens about the neck with a yoke collar. Qoots and puttees of Russian leather. wedged. It forms a salient that Is be ing rapidly strengthened and organ ized. The first woman who appeared in a military outfit at a fashionable res taurant at the noon hour received aa much enthusiastic attention as did the young artillery man who stood be hind a rapid firing gun mounted in the lobby of the hotel, with a poster asking for subscriptions to the Liberty loan as a background. The woman who wore the military costume had just come off duty and was getting her lunch in as much of a hurry as she could. It amused her very much tjwit a number of people thought she was in fancy dress cos tume. She wore the Jibaki of the United States army. Russian leather, low- heeled shoes, a very short, scant skirt, a khaki regulation military Jacket and the regulation cap. Against the background of filmy chiffon, strings of pearls, picture hats and Oriental garb, she made a delight ful picture. She was the essence of simplicity, efficiency and trlgness. Wlttyn the month the desire for the military costume has grown so great that one sees all classes of wom en on errands of war relief In these khaki outfits. 'Women who have been taking their lessons in ambulance driving, ^valk through the streets wearing the full, kliakl breeches which the uniform prescribes, and over their shoulders is the full, swirling cape'of the French ambulauce and avi ation corps. Greeted With Deference. Women have long worn ridlnj breeches on the street, covered with a cape or a long top coat, and this new ambulance costume creates less at* tentlon in large centers than It would have done a half-dozen years ago; but even now it creates a ripple of interest which is always attended by approval and admiration. There are no jests no satirical remarks, no laughter from the men as these uniformed women pas* through the ranks of people on the staeets.' Some of the deference is shown to them that Is given to the women with the red cross on their costumes or the brassard of mercy on their arms. It is a happy fact to remember, when one is separating the segments of fashion for this summer, that the 1840-60-70 fashions for women have not reappeared. They were ugly, futile and costly. Fortunately for us, In this, season of embrogllo, we are not asked to wear frills and flounces, streaming ribbons and roses. Medievalism is severe, even if gor geous at times. The Napoleonic fash- Ions are economical, for they run from what is known as, the First Empire through the Grecian draper> and to the Dlrectoire severity. (Conyright, 1»17, by the McClure Newspa per Syndicate.) A Novel Screen. ' • small screen, just the thing for sewing room window, which shuts off the draft, but does not exclude the light, can be made by taking three old bay-window screen frames usually found stored in the attic, and joining them together with small pieces of leather and tacks. Take some burlap and cut it to fit the frames, then cover the burlap with pictures and when dry varnish. Tack the covered burlap to the frames by using a narrow gimp and brass-headed tacks, and putting a white molding on top. Taffeta Coats Wool Collared. The summer cloak of taffeta is col lared and cuffed with woolen tissue in stead of fur. One of dull blue taffeta rejoiced In collar and cuffs of mouse- colored velours de lalne, and one of grege etamine was combined with black woolen velvet, says Vanity Fair. An other summer cloak of cream etamine --that hairy tissue which is so smart this season--is lined on the inside and tMuuned on the outside with Mack -What Wife Can Fall to Admit tho Peace and Serenity 8he Owes to You?** Queries Writer. Let me make my husband's coffee-^- and I care not who makes eyes at him! " ;'; Give me two matches a dajfe- " One to start the coffee with athrehlfc. fast and one for his cigar after din* ner. And I defy all the houris in Chris tendom to light a new flame in his heart! Oh, sweet, supernal coffee pot ! Gentle panacea of domestic troubles. Faithful author of that sweet nepen the which deadens all the ills that mar- tied folks are heir to. Cheery, glittering, soul-soothing, warm-hearted, inanimate friend What wife can fall to admit the peace and serenity she owes to you? . To you, who stand between her and dtl the early morning, troubles-- Between her and the before-break- fast grouch-- Between her and the morning-after headache-- Between her and the cold gray dawn scrutiny? To you, who supply the golden nec tar that stimulates the jaded mascu line soul. Soothes the shaky masculine nerves, stirs the fagged masculine mind, in spires the slow masculine sentiment. And starts the sluggish blood a-flow* Ing and the whole day right ! :, vv ' Give me a man who drinks good, hot, dark, strong coffee for breakfast! A man who smokes a good, dark, fat cigar after dinner! You may marry your milk faddist, or your aptlcoffee crank, as you will! But I know the magic of the coffee pot!--Helen Rowland in the American Grocer^ Found the Man at Last. Von Blumer--"I hod the most sin gular thing , happen to me the other day. Did you ever go into a man's place to pay &t bill you owed him, and find him out? Planklngton (emphatically)--No, sir. Did that happen to you? "It did. I had a notion, or rathpr I nerved myself up to It, to settle up some bills that I owed. So on my way up from the office I dropped ¥ In to see my fishmonger." "And he was out?" "Correct. Then I tried my grocar. "He was out?" , "Right. Plenty of shopmen, but no proprietor. Of course, I left word that I called in to settle up, but wanted to see the proprietor first. Dispute about bills. Do you twig?" "Oh, yes, that strengthens your credit." "Exactly. Then I called to see my butcher, and I'll be hanged if he wasn't out also." "By Jove! but you were In luck." "No, I wasn't." "Why not?" "When I got home I found them all Waiting for me!"--London Tit-Bits. Duty of Librarians. O. G. Sonneck of the' Library of Congress, writing in the Art World on the specific subject of music in pub lic libraries, has this to say in refer* ence to books in general: "A librarian ought not to content himself with giving to the public what it happens to want, but ought to help create a demand for what the public needs; no self-respecting library can afford to be without certain cultural document? whether they be consulted frequently or seldom; the needs of one solitary scholarly specialist should weigh with librarians just as heavily as the wants of a hundred "general and generally superficial and unpro ductive readers. "After all," he odds," "It is not the frequency of use that counts, but the use to which a book is put. A costly and rare book consulted only once in ten years, but then by a man of far- reaching research or codification of research, has justified its acquisition just as much afc an Inexpensive com mohplace book consulted every day for more receptive information." Her Great Comfort. Donald and Charlie, two Muncie boys of eleven, went for a "hike" the other day, and When the noon lunch eon hour arrived failed to appear after an absence of two hours, causing Don ald's mother to become worried, fear ing an accident had happened to the boyr who Is always prompt at meal times, even if not on other occasions. But the father ate his luncheon calm ly, being wise to the ways and wan derings of boys of eleven, and unwor- rledly started for his office at one o'clock, when the wife remarked to him, her brows furrowed with care, "What shall I do if Donald doesn't come?" •TO tell you what you do," said her consoler. "Now, if that boy doesn't get bock In an hour from now, you call me up at the office and I'll .tell you not to worry."--Indianapolis News. No Countrymen of His. -"K. W.," on a Recent visit home, told a story about a trainload of British sol diers who stopped the engine and took the hot water from the boilers to make tea. The Pittsburgh Chronicle-Tele graph prints a Scotch version of what Is apparently the same story, wherein the testy engine driver explained to the Scot commandant that they were not on the way because "a lot of whisky drinkln' Scotchmen had sneaked all 'the hot water from the boiler to make grog." "They canna be countrymen of mine," replied the commandant skep- tically, "or they'd nae bothered about at* water."--Kansas City Star. Heroes of Peace. Two miners at Johannesburg ^«re presented with the Camber of Miners' bronze medal and gold watches for heroism displayed In a gassing acci dent. They descended five times and rescued two white men and eleven na tives, being helped by natives. In making the presentation the president of the chamber described their heroism as striking, even in these days of he roic deeds. He also estimated that since safety first" measures had been adopt- Always Keep a Sharp Lookout for Many Insect Pests, p » v • • • • ' . a : ijt.' Farmers 8hou!d Provide Themselves With Poisons and Then Keep Vigil First Outbreak of Eneanjftif' Crops. (Prepared by the United States Depart ment of Agriculture.) Much of the destruction to crops by Insect pests is due to the failure of farmers and fruit growers to detect an outbreak at its beginning, and to delay in getting the necessary combative ma terial. Farmers who provide them selves with insect poisons and then keep a vigil for the first outbreaks of crop enemies will bring through the largest yields. That a great part of the |nnual loss to grain crops due to insect Injuries can be avoided by vigilance and vig orous action on the part of growers is not sufficiently realized. Frequently Insect outbreaks originate within a limited area, and when this is the case It Is often quite possible to stamp them out before any great dahiage has been done. If the outbreak is general, then community action is essential to CAREFUL IN SHIPPING Utmost Vigilance Urged to Pre vent Foods From Spoiling. ed 800 lives ttad been saved in tbs - - <*2*3* f: ^ »jpmns» - •< 1 Weather Reports Should Be Utilized in Studying Conditions--Shipper Should Co-Operate ^Closely With Carrier. (TYom the United States Department of Agriculture.) Shippers at this time should exer cise unusual care In packing and load ing their perishable products. They should grade their products carefully with reference to the degree of their maturity and select a nearby market for the ripened products and a distant market for the products that will hold Up the necessary time in transit to reach the distant market. Weather re ports should be utilized In a study of the weather conditions that are pre vailing In the different large markets, to the end that foodstuffs that normal ly are consumed In large quantities in warm weather may not be sent to mar kets where cool or cold weather is prevailing. < There should |»e a fuller recognition of the joint responsibility of the ship per with the carrier for the safe car riage of food products to destination, the specialists of the United S.tates de partment of agriculture point out. Shippers should co-operate closely with carrier by giving ample Instructions with reference to refrigeration and ventilation, to the end that food prod ucts may be properly conserved In transit and reach channels of consump tion. Railroad agents could render useful service if they were instructed In some of the most fundamental things connected with the proper care of perishable shipments during the pe riod of loading carload shipments at country stations. Shippers too frequently, through carelessness and a lack of knowledge of the proper methods of protecting perishable shipments, leave wagon- loads of them exposed to the hot sun for hours at a time insteud of loading them promptly Into a refrigerator car and keeping' the doors of the car closed between loads. The carrier's representative or local agent usually takes notice of such condition only for the purpose of recording the circum stances for consideration In connection with damage claims that may be filed. The fact frequently is overlooked that the carrier may render definite assist ance In the conservation of foodstuffs by co-operating with the shippers and giving them all the information which it has as to the proper methods that should be used. Shippers should invariably notify consignees as soon as shipments are forwarded from point of origii^. Where the distance to market is short, the no tification should be given by wire, so that the consignees may be in a posi tion to take more prompt delivery of shipments on arrival and thus elim inate the deterioration that so fre quently takes place by the holding of shipments long periods of time after arrival at the market. prevent the infestation from becoming widespread. Watch your crops constantly. Make a daily survey of the fields during the most active growing season, if pos sibles If an outbreak of any insects foe is discovered, apply promptly the reme dies which' are recommended in publi cations of state experiment stations and of the United States department of agriculture. If In doubt as to the identity of ft Rest, send specimens promptly In a tight tin box to your county agricul tural agent, state experiment station or nearest federal entomological field station, accompanied by a request for information regarding it. Keep on hand at least a small sup ply of the standard insecticide prepa rations, such as paris green, lime, and arsenate of lead. Report serious outbreaks of Insects to the state t>r national authorities mentioned above. Federal entomolog ical field stations charged with the in vestigation of cereal and forage- in sects are located at the following places. Arizona--Tempe. California--Martlnes. Indiana--West Lafayette. Iowa--Sioux City. «- Ka.nsas--Wellington. Maryland--Hagerstowo, 1 Missouri--Charleston. ' Ohio--Wakeman. < - OreRon--Forest Grov©; Couth Carolina--Columbia. Tennessee--Knoxville." ' Texas--Brownsville. .' , Virginia--Charlottesville. Utah--Salt Lake City. apart at the rate of six pounds to the acre. Rape stalks should not be closely pastured after the leaves are eaten off. The plants should be about 14 to 18 Inches high when ,the pigs are turned in. For less intensive feeding, when fewer animals are kept on the same lot fdr a longer time, rape is sown broadcast with oats and clover. Five pounds of rape, six pounds of clover, and one bush?! of oats are sown per acre. Swine should not be turned in until the crop is eight or ten Inches high. An acre with a good stand of crop should supply 15 spring pigs with forage for the rest of the season. CHICKENS AID FOOD SUPPLY Hen Is Only Producing Creature That Can Be Profitably Kept dn Small Space in Village. (By A. C. SMITH. Minnesota Experiment Station.) The hunger period which threatens the United States and Its allies in the present war may be warded off, in part, at least, by attention to the low ly chicken. The hen Is the only producing crea ture that can be profitably kept on small areas such as city and village lots, that will transfer table waste Into a highly edible product. She selects from waste material, bugs, weeds and grasses a large part of her living for several months In the ypar, and dur ing this time is usually u high pro ducer of very fertile eggs. She re produces her kind much more often than any other productive animal. She can be cared for by women and children and often by Invalids and con valescents. " Other poultry, including thicks, geese and squabs, should also receive car#ful attention, in view of the present and future food situation. met Contents 15 Fluid Draefi ALCOHOL-3 PER CENT, ^W&efaMePteparatimfeAiJ | similatingtheFBod ] j tjngtheS*""""** \ IFCERETYFTOMOTINPIFIESTTOA Cheerfulness and8»stC«5ta® neither Opitf m,Morphine nj | MLNCFSL NOTKAKCOTBS Gcnstipaticn and and Feverisbncssi aflF* . Loss OF SLEEj* _ JOT NEW^YOjtfr: CASTOBIA For Infanta and CMMTOW. Mothers Know That Genuine Gastoria Always Bears the Signature of Exact. Copy of Wrappes. In Is* Over Thirty Years CASTOBIA Convinced. "Do you believe dreams ever come true?" aSked the landlady. "Yes," replied the candid boarder. 'Tm quite sure some of them do. Last night I dreamed that the cup of coffee I was going to get this morning would be as weak and Indecisive as a man with a receding chin and no job."-- Judge. Pardonable Pride. 1918--I have decided to go out for the golf team. I have such a good build for golf, you know. 1919--What do you mean by having a good build for golf? ' 1918--Well, I look so well In knick ers.--Tiger. The man who isn't capable of win ning the love of at least one woman made a mistake in getting born. A man isn't a coward just because his trousers are frayed. Just So. "What do you think of fish crops far farmers?" "Just the' thing. Then the hired man could excuse himself for going fishing at a busy season on the ground that he was fish harvesting." '-t'v Revised. "Did he tell you all the bright things 'his youngsters have been saying?" •%es." *What did you say?" , "I told hinf children should be and not heard from." Quite All Right. "But, daughter, he has yellow I gers." "Well, yellow is ray color, Louisville Courier-Journal. A Welcome Climax. Young Playwright--What did think of my climax? Critic--It was very welcoma. Canada's Liberal Offer of .t Wheat Land to Settlers if is open to you*--to every farmer or farmer's son who is anxious to establish for HIGH CHECKING NOT FAVORED NO SEED FOR DISTRIBUTION Department of Agriculture Will Assist in Locating Stocks Where There Is Shortage. "So seed for free distribution nor for sale is at the disposul of the United States department of agriculture. The People Beginning to Realize Horse Is , More Beautiful in Natural 8tate --Hard on Colts. In recent years there has been a falling off in the habit of using the check-rein on horses, at least to ex tremes. People with good taste have come to reulize that a horse Is more beautiful in its natural state nml that high checking will ruin any unimal. There are some principles governing the use of the check-rein which every body who is humane agrees to. Draft horses should have the free use of their heads, unhindered. Driv ing horses should only be checked when necessary for their proper con trol. ^Check-reins cause more stiff shoulders and weak knees than all other causes combined, Colts should not be made to endure the bitting bridle over fifteen minutes at a time. To keep It on half a day, as spme do, is to inflict one of the worst punishments possible. Some colts are permanently injured by it. m himself a happy home and prosperity. Canada's hearty invitation this year is more attractive than ever. Wheat is much higher but her fertile farm land just as cheap, and in the provinces of Manitoba, Saskat chewan and Alberta HQ km fliMntink Att ActsaDr FrwtaStttkn urf Otiar Lasd Mi at frea f IS to $20 ptrAcn The great demand for Canadian Wheat will keep up the price. Where a farmer can get near $2 for wneat and raise 20 to 45 bushel* to the acre he b bomd to mak* a*oa«F - that'* what you can expect in Western Canada. Won derful yields also of Oats, Barlsjr and Flax. Mixed Farming in Western Canada is fuiiy as profitable an industry as grain raising1. The excellent grasses, full of nntrltion, are tba only rood required eHiiri fe-r twxf or dairy purposes Good «cbotiIs. churches, omrketaconTenlffnt. climate excellent. Thore !s an unusaal demand for farm labor to replace the many yoan* men who have volunteered for the war. Write for literature and particulars as to reduci-d railway (Met to Sups, ot Immigration, Ottawa, Can., or to C. J. Brougbton. Room 4!2» lit W.AJaSM Street. Chicago, ill.; M. V. Marianas. 176 J«ff anon Avoaua, Detroit. Mich. Canaaian Government Agents FOR SUCCESS WITH ALFALFA Any Type of Soil, Well Drained, Free "«f~Weeda and of Reasonable Fertility Will Do. Alfalfa may be successfully raised on almost any type of soil providing that It is well-drained, free of weeds and In reasonable state of fertility. Good drainage must be provided. The ground must be made free of weed seeds. Soils lacking in fertility should be department, however, through Its iwell-mamired, as alfalfa requires large committee of seed stocks, is receiving daily telegraphic and other reports as to available supplies of seeds of crops for late planting, and will assist in lo cating seed stocks for localities where shortages'exist. The committee is co operating with state, locul and com mercial agencies in an effort to secure better distribution of seed and to en courage plantings of all important crops. Information regarding shortages and surplus stocks should be addressed to B. A. Oakley, Chairman, Committee on Seed Stocks, U. S. Department of Ag riculture, Washington, O. GOOD PASTURAGE FOR SWINE It is Well to Sow Rape In Three Plots It Intervals of Three Week*-- Use Dwarf Essex. (By J. G. FULLER, College of Agricul ture, University of Wisconsin.) Supplement native pasture with rape or other forage crops. It is well to sow rape In three plots at intervals of about three weeks. The dwarf Essex variety is used at the £arn,«owad <Wila.;i8 inefcftaMU&ettlt farming. amounts of plant food. If sufficient manure is not to be had, it should he supplemented with a commercial fer tilizer rich in phosphoric acid and potash. If the soil is sour, it must be limed before alfnlfa can do well. Inoculation of the soil will general ly be necessary. What Responsibility Does. The saying runs that as soon as a lieutenant is made a commander he be gins to carry a stick, and as soon as a commander becomes a captain he "turns religious." For Justification of the latter part of this assertion there exists the undoubted fact that naval captains are mostly serious minded men who give some thought to the greater things of life. Possibly their hours of loneliness may conduce to this frame of mind, though for the most part their leisure hours are given up to stu(ty of mutters connected with their calling. One well-known captain there was who used to hold prayer meetings, which any member of the ship's com pany could attend. "Remember there are no rates to be picked up here," the captain would warn them before the meetings started, meaning that any one who came there hoping to curry favor and thus get promotion would be disappointed.. And in this the cap tain was always as good as his word. ---London Mall. ' • * ' Jb HUMUS ONE OF ESSENTIALS It Prevents Cohesion of Soil GraiM Into Solid Clods--Farmers Are Urged to Rotate. Bumus Is one of the essentials in soils. It prevents cohesion of the soil grains Into solid clods. It prevents land from becoming sticky. Every fanner Is urged to rotate his crops, plowing under a good sod of clover or some legume as often as the rotation calls for, the purpose being to increase humus. Stable manure, In which 19 nvixed the straw and corn stalks, an swers the same purpose. By all means put back into the soil as much humus a* the fields have grown or you will come face to face with lessened fer- FRECKLES Now Is the Time to Get Bid of These C'fljr Spots. There's no longer the slightest need of feeling ashamed of your freckles, as the prescription othine -- double strength -- is guaranteed to remove these homely spots. Simply get an ounce of othine--double strength'--from your druggist, and apply a little of it night and morning and yon should soon see that even the worst freckles have begun to disappear, while the lighter ones have vanished entirely. It is seldom that more than one ounce Is needed to com pletely clear the skin and gain a beautiful clear complexion. Be sure to ask for the double strength othine, as this Is sold under guarantee oI monsy back If it fails to remove frrnlrlie AAr. X-Rsy for San Salvador^ The secretary of the treasury of the government of Salvador has ordered from the United States an X-ray ap paratus of the most Improved type, which the government proposes to pre sent to the Rosales hospital In the city of San Salvador for the twe of that institution. WAS SIMPLE 'WAR LUNCHEONF Woman Wanted Something as Unpr^al tentious as Possible and She Got |f It at Ten Dollars a Plate. | The matter of war rations depends entirely on the individual, as is indl> cated by the following story from New York: The other day one of the feminln# customers on the Placa hotel np>» proached an assistant manager anft told him that she wanted to give "war luncheon"--something quite sin^ pie and unpretentious. J; "Yes, madam," said the assistant manager, mentally groaning at »•" other example of thrift. tjfki ! "Now," said the woman. "I wants \diampalgne served instead of cocktail# while my guests are in the reception, ^ ^ room. I want"--and she named a brufc, which costs $10 a quart. "And fof , luncheon 1 want some caviar"--an<| on and on she went, with the assist^; | JJ ant manager's pencil scratching busily x y as she talked and his spirits risint J;' with each scratch. "Haw much?" she asked after sh$- had explained the menu. "How uiuchu - * will that be?" The assistant managed. made a hasty calculation. ' "Ten dollars a plate," he said. "Oh. dear!" she said. "Isnt a#f" becoming almost prohibitive! Ther# will be plates for twenty. Please havqt everything as simple as possible." T %k: j Retort Discourteous. She--You don't deserve a good wifa. Her Husband--Well. I got what I did. Now rub it in.--Judge. Nature heal*---but the doctor makes out the bill. Being a fool and knowing It ti the From a mother's point of view It to always the sins of the father that «Nr rlsited on the children. Give the self-satisfied man credit toe not wanting tnuch. rSlJOZ Moriae is for Tired Ej«s. | I MOVMS Red t;ye« -Sore E runu.oled Hveluts. K»»- 5 itefre«hes -- Restores. Siariue is a Kaionw S rr<»ttit»ent fur Hyes mat (tvi dry and smart. £ = tJi»e Tour Kj <•« as uim h of your oare 1 as war Tewtt: and with »h*> re^Bianty. CARE f(M THEM m CARMT 3U? *c« !US! 5 Sold -tl i'rtifc- iml OptKMt Sfc. ive vr :•» • AsK Mjt.w E>t Sc. tor tsot M 'im site... im-- «• l;SS