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"<•- * - • ; r - ' ! THE mchknbt nAmnmAi.mt, mwmmr. itt. * <*v wmmmF̂ Check the Gold when you notice the firsft symptoms. It is easier to cure then, and also guards against more serious complications which may result from neglect. Petesch's Pink Cold Tablets if taken in time, will cure a cold in twen­ ty-four hours. They restore circulation, promptly overcome congestion and stop the feverish condition which usually ac­ companies a cold. They are pleasant to take and in no way harmful. Price, 25 Cents 'HONE 89-WN. H. PETESCH druggist ECONOMY OF YOUR Health and Happiness through a good home--that's National economy. Making better homes in Mc­ Henry county is "doing our bit." Good Furniture, artistic and sturdy; good service, satisfaction, cozy home outfits, courteous attention, helpful suggestions backed by experience--ECONOMY. .. .. Visit the big store N. J. Justen & Son WEST McHETNRV. ILL, FURNITURE -'PHONE 63-W --UNDERTAKING Day and Night Service 3 The Ford Coupelet--the car of class for every month in the year--in ftpy kind of weather--over city streets or country rpads. Permanent top with gliding plate gl&ss windows, with removable pillar; large doors; roomy seat with deep uphol­ stery, and the regular Ford chassis, assur­ ing continuous satisfactory service with continuous low cost for operation and maintenance. It is a delight to women who drive and the ideal car for profes sional and business men. Coupelet $505 f. o, b. Detroit. STAR GARAGE 'Phone 30 John R. Knox, Prop. McHenry Maun f mi»"iwIH 'I t I'lii » On : Chilly the x:omfort of a Gas Room Heater means a great deal to old people--and to young ones too. It will help out in cold weather and warm the room in cool weather. siafe Western United Gas a'igfe '4fr and Electric Company William Seegert, 32. Elma Breis, 22. .Dundee . .Union Floyd Smith, 21 Pomeroy, O. Mable Steadman, 18.. Alden RINGWOOD Mrs. August Walters of Woodstock spent last Friday at Alec Anderson's. Delbert Whiting, wife and two daughters left Friday morning for the sunny south. Mrs. Libbie Allen visited in Chicago and Elgin Wednesday and Thursday of last week. Edward Harrison, who was home from Camp Grant for a week, returned to the camp Monday evening. The W. C. T. U. meeting of last Sat­ urday at Mrs. Hodge's was given up on account of the severe storm. On account of the severe storm Fri­ day evening, there were not many out to the lyceum lecture, but all who did brave the storm pronounced it fine. John Larson, an employe of the Bowman Dairy company of this place, went to McHenry Friday evening and as there was no train on which to re­ turn he attempted to walk home. He reached John Freund's, one mile east of town, and fell exhausted in the orchard and perished with the cold. All hearts were saddened to hear of the death of Mrs. Alonzo Bishop, for­ merly of this place, but who for the past eight years has resided at Eagle Point, Oregon. Her girlhood was spent in Ringwood and by her pleasing manner won many friends. None knew her but to love her. We all ex­ tend our sympathy to the sorrowing husband and mother. William Clark, who gave the lyceum lecture, was detained here Until Mon­ day evening on account of the storm so gave a fine lecture on Sunday after­ noon, entitled "What America Expects of Americans," and in the evening "Stop, Look, Listen" was his subject. In our little village we are not often privileged to listen to such an able speaker, one who can hold an audience for nearly two hours and then wish he was going to talk longer. At the close he suggested taking up a collec­ tion for the local Red Cross and $18.42 was given at the two meetings. JQHNSBURG Theo. Meyers is spending three weeks as the guest of his daughter, Mrs. Emil Simon, at St. Louis, Mo. In spite of" the bad storm there were a number from a distance to at­ tend church services here Sunday morning. A number of our farmers broke the road between here and Ringwood and McHenry Monday. They found it quite a job, but there were enough of them to get thru without an acci­ dent. Don't forget the next dance at Smith's hall on Wednesday evening of next week, Jan. 23. A fine time is in store for those who attend. Same music and same price of admission will prevail. Frank Matheiu, the juggler, is spending a few weeks as the guest of his wife here. He has just finished a several weeks' theatrical engagement in Chicago and other places and his acts seem to have lost none of their popularity among the city theatre goers. The Pirate- "--Sh! What would happen to me if I were your kid? Well, if you're not acquainted with Calumet Bakings you don't know what a good ex cuse I havfe. I Can't Htp Helping Myself-- they're se good! Good for me too, be­ cause Calumet Bakings are wholesome and easily digested. Million^ of mothers use CALUMET BAKING POW0ER because of its purity--because it always gives best results and is economical in cost ar.d use." Calumet contain a only mcA ingredient» 01 hovm i«M proved officially by fhm U. S. Food Authoritiaa, You twa when you buy it. You MVS when |.JU umo A HIGHEST mmm YOU ARE INVITED TO BECOME A MEMBER O? Christmas Sayings Club AND START A BANK ACCOUNT WITH lc, 5c, 50c, $1.00 or more THE EASIEST, SIMPLEST AND SUREST SAVING PLAN Come to this bank, deposit lc or 5c and increase the same amount each week for 50 weeks--or deposit 50c or $1.00 regularly each week for the same length of time--according to the following classes: ^ Join as many classes as you desire: Class 1 and save Class 1-A and save_-_ Class 5 and save Class 5-A and save Class 50 and save Class 100 and save $12.75 .$12.75 $63.75 $63.75 $25.00 $50.00 SOJjQN 111143 H. H. Fay "hiked" to McHenry Sun­ day morning. Grant Hill returned to Camp Grant Monday morning. Geo. Vogel was 9 business caller in Antioch Thursday last, Edward Harrison of Gamp Grant was a caller here Saturday. Miss Pearl Filweber of Antioch is visiting in the Geo. Vogel home. A. C. Merrell was a business caller in Richmond Tuesday afternoon." Misses Edith and Dorothy Hodge of Richmond were Thursday callers here. R. R. Turner was a business caller at Spring Grove Tuesday afternoon. Mrs. Georgia Rrennan and Miss Pearl Filweber were Richmond callers Tuesday. Miss Victoria Beieniek of Chicago 3pent several days recently in the L. S. Overton home. Mr. and Mrs. R. O. Hodge and daughter, Dorothy, spent a few days last week as guests of Mr. and Mrs. Thos. Hodge of Richmond. THE PRINTER'S NIGHT OUT Horrible Example of Work of Type Setter With "Bust Head" ¥ i V QUARTER OF A CENTURY items Clipped From The Plalndealer Of Twenty-Five Years Ago A sale bill bearing the signature of "Will Quit Work" has been going the rounds of the press and purports to be a Missouri auction sale, giving evi­ dence of what queer combinations can be made by a printer who is suffering from the effects of a night out and badly mixes his type. The bill An­ nouncing the sale includes the follow­ ing list: Twenty-five good cows, broke to work; 41 head of cultivators, coming in soon; 10 head of shoveling boars, with scoops by side; 8 piano mares, 120 red canvas belting, better than new; DeLaval cow, with ice cream at­ tachment; McCormick binder, in foal; Poland China bob sled, due to farrow in April; 14 head of chickens, with grass seed attachment, in good work­ ing order; 2 J. I. C. 'riding heifers, good as new; spraying outfit, can be ridden or driven by children; 15 billy goats, 70 bushels capacity, with spray­ ing nozzle and other attachments; many other articles too numerous to mention, which I expect to get at night beween now and date of sale. For McHenry People Simple buckthorn bark, glycerine, ets., as mixed in Adler-i-Jca, the ap­ pendicitis preventative, drains so much foul matter from the body that ONE SPOONFUL relieves sour stom­ ach, gas and constipation AT ONCE. The QUICK action is astonishing. W. F. Vogt, druggist, West McHenry. Give us your next order for en­ graved calling cards and see what a nut job we can m wk U*. 9m, Jas. Tryon has been on the sick list the past week. Harry Holmes was on the sick list the first of the weelf. Linus Newman went to Lake Villa Monday, where he will work for a few- weeks on the ice houses in that vi­ cinity. The second social of the Universalist society will be held at the residence of Wm. Covill, one mile east of this village, on Friday, Jan. 20. The nineteenth annual meeting of the Illinois State Dairymen's associa­ tion will be held in Sycamore, De- Kalb county, Jan. 25, 26 and 27, 1893. The Antioch News of Jan. 5 says: "John Ballard of Libertyville com­ pleted the new bridge across the Fox river on the Richmond road the past week," The C. & N. W. railway company recently contracted for seventy-five new Baldwin locomotives and 350 new coaches. The company is getting ready for the' world's fair business. Died--In Carthage, N. Y. Sunday evening, Jan. 8, 1893, Huldah L. Van Slyke, relict of Jesse M. Van Slyke, Jr., and mother of Mrs. George W. Arnold, aged sixty-six years and six months. H. Miller & Son, marble dealers, have erected a fine monument for the late A. H. Hanly the past few days. It is made of the very finest Vermont granite, stands about twelve feet and is one of the heaviest and most arti?- ti£ monuments of this section. Tuesday morning was the coldest of the season, the thermometer ranging in different localities from twenty- five to thirty degrees below zero. We have now had continual cold weather since the week before Christmas and this Wednesday morning is the first indication we have had of a let up. Chicago is bound to be at the head of the class anyhow. Word comes that she is to have at the world's fair a gigantic elephant, larger than the one at Coney Island, which is only 100 feet high. This steel mammouth will be 125 feet high to the ridge of the back and 200 feet to the top of the "howdah." The trunk will be swung by machinery, the ears will flap, the eyes will roll and the tail will wag. Within this trunk will be a calliope to stimulate the beast's roar. There will be two floors in this two hundred and fifty thousand dollar elephant--the main floor and grand promenade and dancing hall, with a gallery, and the "stomach floor," where there will be a great restaurant. Newly weds Hit Hard Newlywed registrants the latter part of last week received a shock when the McHenry county board an­ nounced that marriages since June 6, I9i7, will be ignored. This will place most of the newlyweds in class 1. They will remain there unless they produce convincing evidence from dis­ interested sources that evasion of the draft did not figure in their plans. It was also announced that discrimina­ tion will be exercised in the acceptance of physicians' affidavits under the un­ born child dependency provision of the draft rules. This means the ignoring of some affidavits and investigations in others. Enroll Yourself--Enroll Each Member of Your Family--Get Your Friends to Join Set your children a good example--Teach them the saving habit Encourage your friends to have bank accounts Everybody is welcome HOY BANKING CO. McHENRY, ILLINOIS Start THE NEW YEAR Right and buy our Home- mode Bread. A full one-pound loaf of the best bread that can be baked. FRESH EVERY DAY For Wheatless Days we recommend our Rye and Graham Bread. The McHenry Bakery A. LALLINCKK. PROP. Patronize your home bakery CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT Winter will pass and spring will come and multifarious things to be done present them­ selves--house cleaning among others. Tis us­ ually a time of confus­ ion. Now if your home equipment includes a Vacuum Cleaner no one season need be set apart, for then every day's house cleaning day. The operation in­ volved is stripped of most of its drudgery- real sanitary cleaning is possible. Public Service Co. OF NORTHF.RN ILLINOIS At Last We have found a dairy feed that will produce results. Red Horn Dairy Feed A scientifically balanced ration. Made from clean, wholesome feeds mixed in just the right proportions to make a maximum flow of milk'at a minimum cost. No other grain necessary. A trial will convince. Wilbur Lumber Co. We^t McHenry, III. 'Phone No. 5 FOB SAM'i- -A Portland cullvi-, good as new. H. J. Schaffer, West Mc­ Henry, 111. 30-lt FOB SALE--Nine room house at Pis- takee Bay. 107 ft. frontage. Inquire at this office. 31-41* FOB SALE--Seven room house with bath, furnace, water, gas, on lot 65x 279. $3,500. Inquire at this office. 31 FOB SALE OB BENT--The Deutsch- man farm adjoining Lake Defiance. Inquire of C. W. Stenger at West McHenry State Bank. 31-tf LOST--Between Chas. Knaack's and Dr. Chamberlin's residence, a fur robe. Finder please return to Aug. Boss- mann and receive reward. 31-21* FOB BENT--The Mead bungalow on Mill street. Will lease for one year. All modern.,. C. W. Stenger, receiver. West McHenry State Bank. 31-tf FOB SALE--Full blooded Poland China boars. Sired by Chief Wonder and also some gilts sired by Wonder Joe, the 2nd. Inquire of Jas. Hunter, West McHenry. On the old Jas. Say- ler farm. Phone 622-M-2. 29 FOB BENT FOB CASH--The 166 acre farm known as the Andrew Stev­ ens farm on English Prairie, 1% miles northeast of Spring Grove, 111. In­ quire of John Carey, McHenry or Mrs. Frances Shopliff, Spring Grove, 111. 30-tf BAR OUT WINTER WITH OUR- A. J. MULLEN Attorney at Law At West McHenry State Bank Every Friday Howe Office, :: Woodstock, Hi. FOB SALE--On very easy terms, the 99 acre highly improved R. H. Richardson farm at $175 per acre. Small payment down, long time, 5 per cent interest. New $3000 modern barn. Three miles from McHenry on main road to Woodstock. Other farms for sale. Simon StofFel, West McHen­ ry, HL 10-tf Pipeless Furnace We are in a position to offer you the best proposition in a Pipe- less Furnace ever pre­ sented. May we ex­ plain same to you? You will be surprised how cheaply our sys­ tem may be installed. VYCITAL'S HEATHC, PLUMBING t SHEET METAL CO. Mn HMMIMBlflMIHHUHH Here is your opportunity to insure ngainst embarrassing errors in spelling, pronunciation and poor choice of words. Know the meaning of puzzling •war terms. Increase your efficiency, which result.-; i -.t power unl success. 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