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HUSBAND SAVES WIFE '.V SfoSS. /' ;A1>; Z . i,» t From Suffering by Her JLycHa E. PinkhamV Vegetable Compound, Pittsburgh, Pa.--" For many month® 1 Was not able to do my work owing to -- t i n i a weakness which caused backache and headaches. A friend called m y attention to one of your newspaper advertisements and immediately my husband bought three bottles of LydiaE, Pinkbam'a Vegetable Com­ pound for me. After taking two bottles I felt fine . and my troubles caused by that weak­ ness are a thing of the past. AH women who suffer as 1 did should try Lydio E. Pfokham's Vegetable Comjpound."-- lira. J as. Rohrberg, 620 Knapp St., H. S., Pittsburgh, Pa. Women who suffer from any form Of weakness, as indicated by displacements, Inflammation, ulceration^ irregularities, backache, headaches, nervousness or "the bine*," should accept Mrs. Rohr- berg's suggestion and give Lydia Si Plnkh ami's Vegetable Compound a thorough trial. • For over forty yearn It has been correcting such ailments. If yon have mysterious complications write for advice to Lvdia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. LOSSES SORELY NEVENTEI hy CUTTER'S •LACKLII MILS By GEORGE MUNSON. Low-priced, - - fnxh. preferred trr aca. becuus pratwt whwaaUl* lfMhHi vaoclM* falL Hj^B whtrai a vaeclM* falL 80-4SMpkf.BlMfe!«f fills, $4.00 U«eaay tejgctw, but Ctitt«r*i rimplCTt Millimrt. TU superiority of Cutter products U due to over IS yon oi cpedallzing la VACCINKS AND SKRUlfS ONLY. INSIST OM coma's. II nantiitartiK anltf direct. a* tot«rblmlMV.lMMi». C*. arCMcw, a. &, Again a Woman's League. t Mrs. Newly wed--I see by this med­ ical work that a man requires eight hours' sleep and a woman ten. Husband--Yes, I've read that some­ where myself. Mrs. Newlywed--How nice 1 You can get up every morning and have the fire made and the breakfast ready before it Is time for me to get up. "Cold In the Head" Is aa acute attack of Nasal Catarrh. Per­ sons who are subject to frequent "colua In the head" will And that the use of HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE will bttlld up the System, cleanse the Blood and render them less liable to coldB. Repeated attacks of Acute Catarrh may lead to Chronic Catarrh. . . . HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE Is tak­ en Internally and acts through the Blood oK the Mucous Surfaces of the System. All Druggists 76c. Testimonials free. 1100 00 for any case of catarrh tnat HALL/8 CATARRH MEDICINE will not J. Cheney Jk Co., Toledo, Ohio. Keeps Peace. - "la he a peace worker?" "I judge so. I understand he makea the beds, and washes the dishes at home." Cutleura 8topa Itching. Fhe Soap to cleanse and Ointment to roothe and heal most forma of itching, taming skin and scalp affections. Ideal for toilet use. For free samples rfdress, "Cutleura, Dept. X, Boston.** gold by druggists and by mall. Soap 10, Ointment 25 and CO.--Adv. Boy, Page Hoover. "Why did they' pinch Terry Toad?' "Oh, he simply wouldn't observe fly- less day." BOSCHEE'S GERMAN SYRUP will quiet your cough, soothe the in­ flammation of a sore throat and lungs, atop irritation In the bronchial tubes, insuring a good night's rest, free from , coughing and with easy expectoration I* the morning. Made and sold in America for fifty-two years. A won­ derful prescription, assisting Nature in . building up your general health and throwing off the disease. Especially tiseful in lung trouble, asthma, croup, bronchitis, etc. For sale in all civil- teed countries.--Adv. Just as Good. She--"I can't accept jour affection." He--"I'll be just as well satisfied if you will return it." It's a poor resolution that will not hold water. Wise Is the prophet who does not al- * low his predictions to go on record., Some people spend a lot of flme regretting things that never tmppen. Body Terribly Swollen Nr. Madara's Condition Wis Criti­ cal Until Doan's Were Used. Health Was RdStorel "For six months I couldn't walk, I .was co swollen as the result of kidney trouble," says Geo. T. Madara, IS Mt. Vernon Ave., Pitman Grove, Camden. N. J.: "Backache drove me nearly wild and big lumps formed over each kidney. I bloated until I weighed 407 pounds, and I was a sight to behold. The water in my system pressed around my heart and 1 sometimes felt as if I was being strangled. The kidney secretions were scanty and con­ tained a thick sedi- m, merit. ™"""* *'No OM can imagine how I suffered. I finally went to the hospital, but when an operation waa buggestea I would not consent and came home. "I heard how Doan's Kidney Pills had helped others, so I discarded all the other medicines and started tak­ ing them. The second day I began to improve and as I continued, my back stopped paining and the swelling went down. The other kidney trou­ bles left, too, and I was soon as well as ever.' Sworn to before me, Philip Schmitx, Notary Public. Gat Doaa'i at Any Stnra, 80c a Bos DOAN'S "V^JLV FOSTLR-MILBURN CO, BUFFALO, N. Y. "What I admire so much about John Winton," said Mrs. Lowndes, looking up frOm her "Missionary Review," "is that he is such a model young man. Worldly pleasures don't occupy his mind at all, as ia the case with so many young men nowadays." "Yes, mamma," answered Dorothy, yawning over a tract upon the relig­ ions status of the Singhalese. "And when my time comes to pass on," continued her mother, "I shall do so serenely, confident that my dear daughter is happily married to one of the least worldly-minded men I have ever known." Dorothy studied the Singhalese with great devotion, and, after a ffcw mo­ ments, Mrs. Lowndes returned to her "Missionary Review." John Winton and Dorothy had been engaged for nearly a year. Both had come from the same village.' After the death of Dorothy's father the widow had moved to an apartment in Brooklyn, in order to b& near the cen­ ter of missionary enterprise on which her soul was set. John waa a lawyer in New York, and caihe over to Brook­ lyn two or three times a week to see his fiancee. In spite of a happy home life, Doro­ thy had been growing more and more troubled of late. She had made a num­ ber of friends in Brooklyn, and had very soon perceived that the atmos­ phere of a big city was very different from that of a village.' Her friends went to theaters and dances as a mat­ ter of course; insensibly Dorothy had fallen Into their ways of thought. Un­ known to her mother she had seen Shakespeare represented three times that winter, and had spent one de­ lirious evening at the opera house. As mm"- "Yes Mamma," Answered Dorothy. her mother asked no questions. It was not necessary to deceive her, yet Dorothy felt what a pang the good lady would receive if ever aha knew of . these worldly lapses. But something had been troubling Dorothy more than this, and that was a growing doubt as to her suitability for John. John had been the mode! boy of Wlnchendon. They had been sweethearts there years ago, and when the Lowndes moved to Brooklyn and John had renewed hie visits he seemed to have remained uncorrupted by his oontact with the world. His Interests were those of Mrs. Lowndes, and Doro­ thy, in their presence, felt like a secret sinner. The memory erf that night at the opera house lay heavily upon her conscience. Wild thoughts of confession haunted her and made her anything but cheer­ ful when John paid his next Sunday visit. "It Is such a comfort to me to know that your Interests in life are just the same as Dorothy's, John," said Mrs. Lowndes. "Yes," answered John soberly. "Life should be so serious. It is serious, Mrs. Lowndes. When we look round us and think of the human beings liv­ ing in squalor and destitution, their lives unredeemed by faith--" "Both here and aboard," said Mrs. Lowndes. "Now In Ceylon the poor Singhalese actually have more than one wife, according to the 'Missionary Review.' O, how purposeful our lives could be and should be!" "Instead of our wasting them in worldly pleasures," said John. Dorothy pould bear it no more. She rose and ran out of the room. She knew that she would never make a helpmate for John. Why, she had even had Insidious dreams of joining an art class at the Pratt institute. They spent that evening at a mis­ sionary meeting. Dorothy sat very soberly beside John; she h'ardly heard a word of the speaker's eloquence, or of the horrible stories told by three in­ firm, aged and superannuated mission­ aries, who pleaded fervently for cast- off clothing which should replace the loin-cloths so immodestly worn by the natives of the regions from which they had returned. She felt that she could live her double life no longer. "Why are you so serious, dear?" asked John, when Mrs. Lowndes had retired, instructing John to stay until eleven o'clock and no> later. Dorothy tried to answer him, but, In­ stead, she burst into tears and hid her face ln: heir pocket handkerchief. "DorothyI" exclaimed John in be­ wilderment. "You are unhappy, dear­ est? Why, with our marriage only three months away, you ought to be as cheerful as a bird. Think of the bright future in store for us!" "I know, John," wept Dorothy, now Quite unable to control herself. "Think of the happy, useful lives that we shall lead," said John. "How much good we shall be able to do be­ fore we dlel I intend to let you de­ vote all your life to charitable works. We will take a part In all the big pub­ lic movepaents; we will giv^ freely to missionary enterprises--" "John!" Dorothy burst out, looking up at him with a pale, resolute face, "I don't want you ever, ever, to men­ tion the word 'missionary' to me again. 1 am not worthy to be your wife and I want you to forget me as quickly as you can. 1 hate missionaries." "Dorothy!" John began, hut he could not get in a word against the glrl'e elo­ quence. "I hate missionaries and all charit­ able works," she exclaimed. "I am a worldly sinner, John. If mamma knew it would break her heart. I have hid­ den it from her, but I cannot marry you with a lie on my lips. John, I--I --I have been to the theater three times this winter, and--and it was Shakespeare." "But Dorothy--" John tried to be­ gin again. "Wait, John! I have been to the opera house to see *11 Trovatore,' and there Is nothing the least bit spiritual about 'II Trovatore.' A^nd I--I--°h. how can I tell you? I have thought of joining an art class at the Pratt institute. John, I am a sinner at heart. I love worldly things and I--I--I can't even feel sorry about it!" A remarkable sound made her look up from the handkerchief in which she had again buried her face. It was the sound of dancing feet. John was danc­ ing. In fact, he was capering up and down the room. "I'm *«o glad!" he exclaimed. "I'm a sinner, too, Dorothy. Look at these!" And he pulled a handful of theater ticket stubs out of the pocket of hie frock coat. "Dorothy," he said, sitting down be­ side her and putting his arms round her, "I hate the missionaries too. Yes, It's true. I go to theaters and worldly places and--and I hoped, after we were married, to bring you gradually to a broader view of life." "Why, John--how you must have loved me to have pretended so long and--»nd hidden your real nature!" Dorothy gasped. "I guess I did, dear," answered John soberly. "But you see, Dorothy, it wasn't exactly hypocritical--do you think so? After all, serious people are needed in this world, and I couldn't break your mother's heart by letting her know, any more than you could." "She never ehall know," said Doro­ thy firmly. "But, oh, dearest, isn't it-- isn't it nice to be sinners and--and not to care!" (Copyright, 1914, by W. Q. Chapman.) FARMERS AND THEIR NAGS For Pride and Decency Their Teams Should Always Be Well Fed and Groomed. The farmer's team is an advertise­ ment of his farm, whether he would or no. The advertising value of a pair of well-kept, vigorous farm mares with quality is not enough appreciated. On the road or in the furrow work horses are constantly leaving impres­ sions--not only of their own intrinsic merits or demerits but of their own­ er's raiik as a good farmer and a horseman. Some farmers never did have a horse but that one could count every rib a rod away. They do not seem to know the first principle of proper feeding or growing, and the fact is they never carl very much about horses anyway. Others are always driving horses which command admiration--they are sleek, flashy and always forward in the collar, champ­ ing the bit impatiently at times as if they would be off and pulling at the tugs In order to pay for their oats. Every community is full of exam­ ples of the value of the farm team advertisement. The forehanded farm­ er must accord the matter his careful attention. He will have things to think about in attempting to put his best foot forward in this regard. He must decide on the breed and colors which would suit him best, as well as on the harness and trappings. His reward is full to overflowing when he passes folks on the road and they pause and turn around in order to get the full effect of an equine moving picture. The effect has not aesthetic value alone; there Is money in it--Breed­ ers' Gazette. Le Rol Bonhommt. The visit of King George of Eng­ land to Paris recalls anecdotes of his father, who was a prime favorite there, and whom the French called Le Rol Bonhomme. Things had been going but poorly between France and England when King t Edward VII succeeded to the throne--a personality already popular among the French, whom he under­ stood and who understood him. King Edward determined to go to Paris. His reception would, it was under­ stood, be "correct," but no more. He went, he was seen, and he conquered. Nothings could resist his smile, his ge­ nial courtesy, and his inimitable art of saying and doing the right thing. "How long do you stay?" a French­ man asked a member of his suite. "We leave on Thursday," was the reply. 'Tm glad of that If you had stayed till Sunday the people would have made him king of France." Wide-Sweeping Cynicism. Ex-President Taft was talking in New Haven about the Industrial Work­ ers of the World and their assault on the New York churches. "Tannen- baum and his friends are too cynical," said Mr. Taft "I believe in social re­ form, but cynicism such as the I. W. W. preaches can only lead to an­ archy." With his merry smile Mr. Taft added: "This wholesale cynicism reminds me of the tramp vao said: "The hodcarrler calls It pay, the preacher calls It stipend, the financier calls It profit and the burglar calls it swag, but it cornea to the thing in the end.'" Children's Lives Saved by Chance. A mere chance decision, by which a children's service was transferred from the belfry chamber at Llande- faelog parish church, near Brecon, Wales, to the main building, was the means of saving about forty lives. The service had been in progress about half an hour when a loud crash was heard. Upon investigation, it was found that the ceiling of the belfry chamber--in which the service was to have been held, according to custom- had fallen In. Distance lends enchantment fee the view, especially when wa view the peo­ ple we don't like. HER OWN TRUE WAY By GERTRUDE MARY SHERIDAN* "John, you must never think of it-- I know my place. I also know that no mother-in-law can live in peace with a son's wife." „ v "But Nellie says that te All non­ sense. She wants you." "I don't doubt she says that out of courtesy and respect, but you two must do as your dead father and I did, begin to live on your own resources unhampered by any meddling or un­ welcome relative." So John Marcy reluctantly left the lonely old woman he loved just as he did when a boy. It was 25 miles to the new home to which he had led Nellie a bride a month agone. They had 6pent a month in traveling. Now they were settling down to practical housekeeping. "Oh, dear!" greeted him in a grieved tone as he reached home that even­ ing. "You didn't bring mother with you?" "She wouldn't, come, dear." "Not even for a visit?" pouted Nel­ lie- "Not even for that. Tell you, Nel­ lie, you're the sweetest little woman In the world, but mother says It would be wrong for her to Intrude on you, and wrong for you to encourage her." "Why, John! I love your mother as if she were my own." But John recalled what his wise old mother had told him. He had great faith in her mature judgment He had ma^e up his mind to follow her advice. He pretty definitely told Nellie so, and she pouted over it and shed a few tears. "All the time I have' planned to iiave mother here," she declared, al­ most sobbing. "I suppose you think I'm just saying that to please yoiji. I'm not. Mother shall come--see if she don't!" "Never!" asserted John, thinking he knew best. "All right; wait and see," observed Nellie. "Just the grandest dear in the world, my John," whispered Nellie to herself. "Aa to his mother, she's He Was Not Quite Himself. an angel. They've thought of nothing but me, selfish little me, and the old time-worn tradition that a son's wife can't get along with the mother. Yea, she shall come and--she shall stay!" John sat at the tea table after the meal three evenings later. He was not quite himself. Nellie secretly veiled the mischief In her eyes as she noted his mood. "I say," observed John, "we've had oodfish for three nights." "Yea," nodded Nellie. "I bought a lot of it so we wouldn't run out Why, John?" "Well--er, do you call it fried, or boiled, or roasted?" "It's a kind of fricassee." "H'm!" mumbled John. "Suppose we have a change. Baker's bread, too. Mother always had biscuits." "Yes, John, dear, and beautiful ones, too. HI cook some." Which Nellie did. And the next evening, after choking on two of them, when she was not looking John walked to the window, threw a third biscuit wrathfully at a passing dog and sent the animal off yelping as if he had been struck by a cannon ball. "Bread tomorrow, John," announced Nellie, never losing her domestic op­ timism. Tve found a lovely recipe." "All right--don't make any more biscuits, though." "Why, John?" "Well, you see--that is, I like bread "I see!" said Nellie, biting her tongue to keep from laughing (rat- right John came home the next evening to find Nellie standing in dismay out­ side the kitchen window. Upon its sill rested a great pan. Overflowing It on all sides were streams and trick- lings of sticky, pasty dough. It had painted the sill and the side of the house. It lay In wads and chunks across the lilac bushes. There was a pool of It on the grass. "Why, Nellie! What is the mat­ ter?" questioned her amazed helpmeet "The bread, John. , I put in only tour cakes of yeast and that is what It did. The floor can't have been any good." John groaned. After supper he wan­ dered restlessly about the house. Wheta he talked it was about homo and mother. The next day, aa Nellie passed from the kitchen to the dining room, she saw a tramp just leaving through the open front dooi| her husband's second best overcoat under his arm. Nellie did not run after him. She only smiled. She was, however, sober- faced enough when she told the an­ noyed John of the incident "Yon see, John," she explained plaintively, 'Tm all alone here. I can't watch every part of the house all of the time." "Yes, I see." said John rather sulk­ ily. Then Nellie discerned that he was making a great effort to muster up the courage to say something. , "Look here, Nellie.." he blurted out finally. "You're a sweet little woman ard all that, but a iellow must eat" "Yes, John," responded Nellie da- mure'iy. • "I don't want to offend you, but yon don't know how to eook." "No, John, but can't I learn?" "Who from?" asked John hopefully. "I don't know, indeed," murmured Nellie in a forlorn way. "I do," cried John, "mother. Well have her here to teach you for a month." "No, John," dissented Nellie delib­ erately. "Eh?" "Not for a month. If she will come to stay, yes." "But--" "That's all, John," declared the lit­ tle lady firmly. "Do as you please, but those are my terms." "Humph! got a mind of her own when she's aroused," reflected John, aione later. "Dear little chick!" And mother, after a stormy discussion with her eon, came the next day. What a glowing loving heart to heart talk with the doubting, fearful old mother the affectionate confiding wife had! How Badly Nellie spoke of her dead mother, how tenderly to this lonely woman whom she asked to share her heart and home. And what a royal meal for John that evening! How his eyes sparkled at the goodly array of eatables! No biscuits like rocks, ho doubtful roast no burned pudding! "Ah," he observed, "let us- see how Soon mother can make a graduate ot you in cookery. Nellie." "Why, son," spoke Mrs. Marcy, • radiant smile on her face, "Nellie has been teaching me all the afternoon." "Teaching what?" asked John. "Cookery." "But--" "Now listen, John," spoke his mother, winding one loving arm about Nellie and holding her close. "You have got a jewel here," "I always knew that." declared John. "She has so surely proved that she wants me here, that I've got to stay, just to be in the sunshine of her lov­ ing smiles. Those biscuits--" John made a wry face. "And the bread--" John threw up his hands in direful dismay at the memory. "Were all frauds, innocent frauds," went on the old woman. "She was bound to drive you to have me here. She made those biscuits like rocks and spoiled the bread and let that thiaf get away with your coat--" "Just because I love your mother almost as much as yourself," added Nellie. "Oh, you darling! cried John on* thusiastically. "You are Just the dear­ est little wife In the world!" "And a daught,er-ln-law to be proud of," supplemented his old mother. (Copyright. 1914. by W. G. Chapman.) TO HONOR GEORGE CRABBE Trowbridge (England) People to Hold Celebration In Memory of a Post-Rector. Preparations are being made *t Trowbridge, Wiltshire, England, for holding in June an appropriate cele­ bration in honor of George Crabbe, the poet, who held the rectory of Trowbridge for more than eighteen years. It was on June 8, 1814, that Crabbe's Induction took place. He was in his sixtieth year and nearly half his life­ time had been Bpent since the success of "The Village" and the introduc­ tion into fashionable and literary cir­ cles of eminence and fame which it secured for him. , The rectory is an old-fashioned house with tiled roofs and high-pitched gables and in summer a green pro­ fusion of creeper upon Its walls. Such was Crabbe's home for 18 years, and he rarely left It except to pay occa­ sional visits to London or to friends In Suffolk. In his library, when the rest of the household was abed, he set­ tled himself to bis work, with his snuff box ready to hand and a glass of brandy and water by him, oblivious of the confusion of the room, the rat­ tling windows and the absence of paint where paint should have been. Accommodating. "How's this," 6aid the irascible old gentleman to the waiter in the restau­ rant. "You've only brought one lump of sugar, and I ordered four?" "Sugar's very scarce, sir," replied the waiter. "I don't care If It is scarce; I want four pieces of sugar and I'm going to have four." "All right sir." "Where are you going?" "I'm going to the kitchen, sir." "For more sugar?" "No, sir; I'm going to the kitchen to break this lump of sugar into four pieces, sir." Wherever you go keep one eye peeled for the ftro psenpo. 37# More For Your Money Get the Gemmae CASCARA Ho advance ia price for this 20-yaMg« aid remedy--25c for 24 tiblett-tap cold tablets now 30c for 21 tablets Figured on proportionate co«t per tablet, you lave 9!-jc when jrou buy Hill's--Cure* Cold in 24 feours--grip in 3 days--Money back if it fails. 24 Tablets for 25c. At inr Dru* Stor* U2L * m Strong Competition. In Colorado, remember, the women vote as well as the men. In the fall of 1910 a man named Smith was running for sheriff against a man named Jones. One evening just before election Smith rode up to the barn-yard of an old farmer. The farmer was milking a cow and was having difficulty with a lusty calf that continually tried to "butt in." The candidate, to gain the favor of the farmer, took the calf between bis le,gs and held it until the milking was done. He then introduced himself: "I am Mr. Smith, the Republican candidate for sheriff of the county. I suppose, you know the man who's running against me?" The farmer's eyes twinkled as he slowly drawled: "Waal, I reckon I do. He's In the house now, holding the baby."--Everybody's. Qerman Farmers Boat Ours. Our Pennsylvania Dutch are good farmers, but not so good as their rela­ tives in Germany. For every bushel of wheat a Pennsylvania farmer produces from one acre, the German grows two and, a tenth bushels. His farm is small, but the man wbo delves beyond the Rhine makes each acre produce ex­ actly twice as many potatoes as do our farmers. The man who bows to a kaiser In­ stead of a president extracts lust a fiyir more oats and more than a third more barley and about sixty per cent more rye from each acre than doea the American.--Philadelphia Ledger. GASTORIA Net Contents 15Flirid Draoht For Infants and Children* " % ALCOHOL 3 PEK CENT. , AVctSctabtePrcparatioafefAs^ siKiilatin^thcFood byKc^ul&- tinft the Stonmchs and Btwdstfj INFANTS / CHILDREN ! Thereby Promoting Digestion Cheerfulness and tostCoatatjj* neither Opiam,Morphine«« >Iinerai^TNAHCOT,c Jhmp&mSMd A helpful Remedy fcf Constipation and Diarrhoea ^and Fcvefishncss and Loss OF SLEEP resulting Hac-Simitc SignaM^rf jgyW VQHK; Mothers Know That Genuine Castoria Always Bears the Signature of -M: Exact Copy of Wrapper. For Over Thirty Tears CiSTOBIA As Age Advances the Liver Require}. CARTER'S 4 LITTLE LIVER PILLS ry CARTER'S 1TTLC Small Pil!, Small Dose, Smsli Price But Crest in its Good Work correct CONSTIPATION Colorless or Pale Faces °* a condition which will be greatly helped by Carter slrOnPOlS Lts Couri Read this! %! You can't afford to keep "Just Cows'* today, You must havs g--d cows. The Shortcut to Greater Dairy Profits I* a Pure Bred In a recent experi­ ment the daughters of a pure bred Ho! stein bull yielded 94 % mora milk and 6£% more fat than scrub dams. Granddaughters yielded 246% more milk and 168% more fat Purebrofl liolstcins ciretho. mos profitable breed, pjtfi earth OLSTEIN BULL For Your Herd Sire You <tah grade up and in a short time have a valuabl# J ; hard of profitable cows. Others have done it, othera 5 are doing it. So can you. -1- (orboofeMs. noQi- FPF.R "1 Write US ing to nil -- sll inlonnsaon I The Holstein-Friesian Association . | of America Box 312, Brtttlebom V% Good Advice. "Have you ever borrowed any money from Glitherlng?" -No." "I've been acquainted with him for some time. I believe I'll ask him to lend me $10." ,4I wouldn't if I were you." "Why not?" "To my personal knowledge Glith­ erlng has had the snme umbrella for six or seven years. If he can hold on to an umbrella like that you'd have a fat chance to separate him from $10." Plies Cured in 6 to 14 D«T« Druggists refund money If PAZO OINTMHNT falls to cur« Iu?bm*, Blind BlepdlnK or Protruding Pile*. Ht»l application giran relief, tuo. Death Ended Dog's Qrlef. From Manset, Me., comes a story of dog suicide. A dog sent there from New Hampshire after the death of hia master, showed signs of grief and homesickness from tha first, refusing to eat. Occasionally he would walk out to the sea wall and, looking out at sea, would howl dismally. One day, ma­ king hia way to a rooky point, he stood looking seaward for a few minutes, and then jumped Into tha breakara- He was never seen again. Sure Enough Poetry. "Of courso, you've read Shake­ speare?" "Yes," replied Farmer Corntossel. "I read him a little once in a while. But somehow I've lost ray taste for poetry and such siuce my boy went to the war. A page or two in Josh's own handwriting somehow beats all the Hamlet's soliloquy and Marc Anton's orations that was ever written." Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are tha original little liver pills put up 40 years ago. They regulate liver and bowels. Ad- Camouflage. *1 didn't much care about the way Josh's clothes looked down to camp," commented Farmer Corntossel. "Hasn't he his regular uniformT" "Not yet. If they're going to keep him dressed that way in hopes of de­ ceiving the enemy into thinking he's just an obscure peasant or something, what I say Is that it's carrying this new kermootling idea too far !" The minister mny lose spirit and tha choir may fight, but his satanlc maj­ esty never gets discouraged. When Your Eves Need Care Try Murine Eye Remedy Wo Smarting -- .1 "lit ' y<> Comfort. 51- .wti at .ffVICtfist.n or ixi.1'!. Writ* tor Fre* Hj«< i:oolL IKlU-MJ; UX&HJKilEDX CO.. CilHU.«0 Playing 8afe. Mae waa proudly escorting a _ old man around the farm. Fin ally they approached a pen wherein was kept a big bull, noted for his ferocity, and the little girl thought it her dutf to warn this ignorant charge of her* who knew so little of cows and pi£S and matters of real importance. "Has you got any red on?" sha to quired with caution. "Nothing but my red ffcee," rtfdM the man Jocularly. "Well, then." the child said, sertOlM» ly "don't show 'lm your face." Take care of your health and wealth will take care of you. Garfield Tt» promotes health. Adv. ' Natural Supposition. * Arctic Explorer--And at la»t wa were reduced to eating boots and le#* gins. GirWOb* and then the food specula* tors raised the price of them, 1 sup­ pose? A man's ideal woman is QM kind D pipe dream. Tak* CM* , Nothing wlU do as tuuch '• Ireep tbem i n ooodltiufi && Dr. David Roberts* PHYSIC BALL and HORSE TONIC mice tiutw SMBUM--asakaa a s;vt<k coat, prevent**HM, M. M tfcr fiMikat Iww Vjinjsijii t>*»4 hr It** t«itW aa lln (ha hln If no iSvalerta row tows. wHM »•». Cft, 11 - - - F I T S r*r. May's Treatment conquer® worst nsci W Epilepsy, Spasms, Convulsions, Nervous drrs. ucnerous $- OObotdc nt free. M DR. W. H. MAY, 666 PEARL SI.. N, *. HAIR amy to«cadieaM>«h teQaayar) J i t .. 4-iiita. 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