€'*>* MHENRY PL AINDEALER, McHENRY, JUL. Mil WILSON REFUSES TO SEE UNION HOD jExecutiveTetl* Shift Striker* X Hiatt They Are Aiding the, to?-;'" f». •' -T; - • '; j «m « rv ' HAD NO RIGHT fr^ Hutcheson Told by President That Workers Should Not Have Quit Until Every Method of Adjust- ' ment Had Been tried. New Yffirlt, Feb. 19.--The shipyard stride, which threatened to tie tip the entire shipbuilding program of the United States on the Atlantic coast, Jias been ended, at least temporarily, by the personal appeal of President Wilson. President William Hutcheson and the officials of the Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners telephoned to all local officials, asking them to have the toen under their jurisdiction back at work at once, and wired union offi cials in Baltimore and other places that he wanted the wish of the president of the United States complied with im mediately. Washington, Feb. 19i--President Wilson has telegraphed Wiliim I*. Hutcheson, general president of the Brotherhood of Carpenters and Join ers, that he can see nothing to be gained by conferring with him person ally about the strike of shipyard car penters until he has accepted and acted upon the principle that in the present circumstances of the nation no body of men has the right to strike until every method of adjustment has been tried to the limit. The president's message was sent In reply to one received from Hutch eaon saying he had been; unable to reach an understanding with officials of the shipping board, but felt that if given an opportunity to lay the mat ter before the president a solution could be arrived at quickly. It was made public on Sunday, as follows: "William L. Hutcheson. "General President United Brother hood of Carpenters and Joiners of America. "New York." "I have received your telegram of yesterday and am very glad to note the expression of your desire as a pa triotic citizen to assist in carrying on the work by which we are trying to save America and men everywhere who work and are free. COL HUGH S. JOHNSON MARSHAL VON WOYRSCH ITS LOYALTY Awioan deration Holds That Worker* Must Win the War* DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE W W sV-'" ,f >! "Taking advantage of that assur- ^ r" ance, I feel It to be my duty to call _ your attention to the fact that the ., *v strike of the carpenters in the ship yards is In marked and painful con- •5 trast to the action of labor in other ,r- trades and places. Ships are abso- lutely necessary for the winning of this war. No one can strike a dead s' ; \ Uer blow at the safety of the nation ; and its forces on the other side jdS* than by interfering with or obstruct- fp ing the shipbuilding program. "All the other unions engaged in «>.' this indispensable work have agreed to abide by the decision of the ship- ^ ' bonding wage adjustment board. That board has dealt fairly and lib- ^ erally with all who have resorted to j&h it. I must say to you very frankly that it is your duty to leave to it the . solution of your present difficulties ?/, ' with your employers and to advise the men whom you represent to re- - turn at once pending the decision. "No body of men has the moral MLI rt£ht in the present circumsThnces of tf*. • the nation to strike until every method of adjustment has been tried '» to the limit. If you do not act upon w* this principle you are undoubtedly rV giving aid and comfort to the en- emy, whatever may be your own con scious purpose. "I do not see that anything will be gained by my seeing you personally, until you have accepted and acted upon that principle. It is the duty of the government to see that the best possible conditions of labor are maintained, as it is also its duty to see to it that there Is no lawless and conscienceless profiteering and that duty the government has accepted and will perform. "Will you co-operate op will ypu ob struct? ; • ' 4 (Signed) •WOODROW WILSON." Col. Hugh S. Johnson, recently des-* Ignated by President Wilson to be deputy provost injarshal general, will from this time on practically have charge of the operation of the draft law. Heretofore he bas been executive officer of General Crowder's office, and in his work has been intimately asso ciated with the duties of his chief. His appointment as deputy to his chief will relieve General Crowder of much of his work as provost nmrshal general, leav ing him more ticie for his duties as judge advocate general of the war de partment and member of the war coun cil. HAYS TO LEAD G. 0. P. INDIANA MAN ELECTED CHAIR- MAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE. Fred W. Upham of Chicago Named as Treasurer and Col. E. P. Thayer Sergeant at Arms. St Louis, Feb. 15.--Will H. Hays of Sullivan, Ind., is the new chairman of the Republican national committee who will conduct the war political moves of the national party organiza tion. He was elected on Wednesday by acclamation after one of the most stubborn committee chuiriiiuusliip but tles of recent years. The contest ends harmoniously. . Fred W. Upham of Chicago was elected treasurer of the committee by a vote of 34 to 12. ' Col. Edwin P. Thayer of Indiana was unanimously elected sergeant at arms to succeed the late William Stone of Baltimore. For years Colonel Thayer was the chief aid of Sergeant at Arms Stone. James B. Reynolds was re elected ^secretary. Hays was placed In nomination by John T. Adams of Iowa, who had pre viously withdrawn in his favor, and the nomination was seconded by Com mitteeman King of Connecticut. In a telegram from Indianapolis he accept ed the chairmanship. Hays is a law yer of Sullivan, lnd. LABOR POLICY BOARD NAMED i f ' , ; Russian-German Truce Ends, ft Berlin, Feb. 19.--The commission ers representing the central powers left Petrograd and have crossed the Ger man lines, It Is announced officially. The armistice between the Russian and German forces which has been in existence for several weeks on the Rus sian front expired at noon Monday, ac cording to the official tsatement issued by the German army headquarters staff. The text reads: "Eastern theater: On the great Rus sian front the armistice expired at noon Monday." Peace Talk Boosts Bonds. New York, Feb. 18.--Peace1 talk for- nished the basis for considerable ac tivity in Liberty bonds on the stock exchange. In place of the recent, low records all three issues displayed pn- usual strength. '5*4^ * „ American Killed in Action. ' t JBitawa, Ont., Feb. 18.--The foiled Ing names of Americans are included In the latest casualty list: Killed in action--W. H. Earles, South Belllng- ham. Wash. TBI--J. Stewart, Poison, Hont. < ' Kaiser Plans Blow at Russ. ' ||i.Amsterdam, Feb. 16.--The confer- ' ence of military leaders at German headquarters is discussing "energetic military measures toward Russia," the Stuttgart Neues Tageblatt declares, in copies received here. Conference Which Will Start on Feb ruary 25 Will Take Up Every Phase of Situation. Washington, Feb. 19.--Secretary of Labor Wilson named a commission of men to formulate a national labor war policy covering all war and other in dustries. The commission is evenly di vided between representatives of labor and employers. The employers' representatives were chosen by the national industrial con ference board. The labor men were chosen by the American Federation of Labor. The commission is: Employers--Loyall A. Osborne, New York; Charles F. Brooker, Ansonia. Conn.: W. H. Vanderwoort, East .Mo* line, 111.: L. F. Loree, New York; C. Edwin Michael, Roanoke, Va. Labor--Frank W. Hayes, Indianapo lis; William L. Hutcheson, Indianapo lis ; J. A. Franklin, Kansas City. Kan.; Victor Olander, Chicago; T. A. Rickert Chicago. Each group of five will select anoth er man from public life, making in all 12 men. Conferences will begin at the of fices of the secretary of labor Febru ary 25, taking up every phase of the situation, with the view to the elimina tion of all strikes. Cargo Is Destroyed. An Atlantic Port. Feb. 18.--A cargo of general merchandise valued at about $750,000 was almost totally de stroyed when fire, of an undetermined origin, broke out In the hold of the Scandinavian-American liner Minsk at her pier. Praise U. S. Troops. 'New York, Feb. 19.--"I never saw more splendid fellows," said Rev. Clar endon L. Worrell, archbishop of Hall- fex, N. S., speaking here of American troops he had seen passing through Canada en route to France, Illinois Flyer Injured In Texas. Wichita Falls, Tex., Feb. 19.--Cadet Norman J. Boots of Springfield, 111., re ceived a broken nose and other severe injuries about the head when his ma chine fell while he was attempting to make a landing. ^ Soldier Killed by Lightning. • IJontgomery, Ala., Feb. 16.--One Ohio soldier was killed and several others lujured by lightning striking the quarters of Battery D, One Hundred and Thirty-fourth'" ield artillery, at Camp Sheridan* Crippled Cars. Block Railfc. Washington, Feb. 18.--Thousands of crippled freight cars, accumulated through the winter because of gross neglect of railroads in piaking repairs, are largely responsible for car short age and traffic congestion. American Ship In Collision. An Atlantic Port, Feb. 18.--An Amer» lean passenger steamship which left here Thursday returned with a large hole above its starboard waterllne amidships. It was In a collision with an unknown steamer. * j; IS.:';' Executive Council of Toll Organiza tion Rallies Masses for United States Victory--Wilson Aims Are Indorsed at Meeting. Washington. Feb. 18.---"This is la bor's war. It must be won by labor, and every stage in the fighting and the final victory must count for hu manity. That result only can justify the awful sacrifice." This is the conclusion reached Ir) a statement given out by the executive council of the American Federation of Labor pledging labor's loyalty to the United States and indorsing President Wilson's war alms placed before con gress; The council has been in ses sion here seven days. The declaration says the peace par leys between Russia and Germany have shown the futility of diplomatic negotiations until the German mili tarists are Convinced they cannot su perimpose their will on the rest of the world, and that spontaneous upris ings In Germany have demonstrated that the militarist government still is stronger than the movement there for emancipation. U. S. GUNNERS AID FRENCH Americans Play Spectacular Role Dur- ing Big Raid in Champagne Region. With the American Armies In the Field, Feb. 16.--American artillery played a spectacular role in the big French attack in the Champagne re gion on Wednesday. The artillery preparation for the French attack, which penetrated to the third German line, lasted more than six hours. The Yankee gunners were working like beavers all this time. The French In fantry leaped to the assault on a 1,500- meter front at 4:15 o'clock preceded by a rolling barrage. Just an hour later an airplane observer signaled to the Amort ran art!!|^y thar all objec tives' had been attained to the depth of a mile. The Yankee gunners imme diately switched t6 an encircling bar rage which protected the Poll us in their new positions. The French sent back 150 German prisoners who had been unable to es cape through the American barrage. B0L0 PASHA fOUND GUILTY Traitor to France Convicted by Court- Martial and Is Sentenced to Die. Paris, Feb. 16. -- Bolo Pasha on Thursday was sentenced to death for treason. The court-martial which con demned Bolo to death deliberated for only 15 minutes. Darius Porchere. an accountant, who was a codefendant, was sentenced to three years' impris onment. FIIIppo Cavallinie, another codefendant, who 1st under arrest in Italy, was sentenced to death, although he Is not within the court's jurisdic tion. Captain Mornet, prosecutor, fre quently punctuated his argument with the emphatic request, "I demand a sen tence of death." U. S. SHIP SINKS SUBMARINE American Steamer,Destroys U-Boat ffl Running Fight In the Medi terranean. An Atlantic Port, Feb. 15.--An Amer ican steamship arriving here reported having sunk a German submarine In the Mediterranean January 18 after a running fight. The steamer was not hit. On the return voyage the same craft was attacked in the Mediter ranean by two submarines. One was sighted off the bow, and when the cap tain attempted to ram the undersea boat It submerged and made off. At the same time the gun crew fought off another submersible from the stern. BLAST ON U. S. BATTLESHIP 1 ieutenant Commander R. O. Baush of the Utah Dies arid Several Sailors Injured. An Atlantic Port, Feb. 18.--One of ficer was killed and several sailors were seriously Injured In an explosion on the battleship Utah. Washington, Feb. 1G.--Lieutenant Commander Robert O. Baush died at the naval rospltal at Norfolk, Va., of a compound fracture of the skull, the navy department was advised. He was assigned to the Utah. No details of the fatality were given. "T. R." to Leave Hospital Soon. New York, Feb. 19.--Colonel Roose velt is progressing so well that for the first time his physicians assured him if his improvement continued he may go to a hotel by the end of February. Many called during the day. vj^c oman Rail Hands Strike. Pottsville, Pa., Feb. 19.--Woman sec tion hands employed by the Lehigh Valley railroad on the Shenandoah- Lost Creek branch are on a strike. They receive $1.80 for a nine-hour day aad they are striking for $2. Raise Price of Baseball Tickatab New York, Feb. 16.--Increases in ad mission charges to the major league baseball parks in the United States for the coming season were decided upon at a conference here of Ameri can and National league club owners* Senate Confirms War Aide. Washington, Feb. 16.--The senate confirmed Benedict Crowell, Cleveland, as assistant secretary of war; Howard E. Coffin, Michigan, a» chairman of the aircraft board, and Richard Howe as a member of Uie aircraft board. ; *T THE FRONT Commander of the United States, Forces Visits First Trenches x France AMERICANS EXTEND LINES BOY TELLS AWFUL OF CRUELTY Shocking Story of Inhumanity--- Outrivals the Experience Oliver Twist. Ji'T ^ TO ALL WOMENr WHO ARE ILL Field Marshal von Woyrsch, who, It !s authoritatively stated, will lead the much-advertised spring drive of the Germans on the west front. He com manded the Teutonic artniefjn the In vasion of Poland In 1915. " •i QUIZ VANDERLIP DEAi. PRESIDENT DIRECTS INVESTIGA TION INTO SHIPPING PROJECT. Government to Determine If There Has Been Any Misuse of Funds. Washington, Feb. 10,--President WII« Son on Thursduy directed Attorney General Gregory to investigate the much-discussed Hog Island shipyard contracts, which huve been adversely criticized before the senute commerce committee, and determine if there has been any criminal misuse of govern ment funds. The president alSo directed the at torney general to work in conjunction with Chairman Hurley of the shipping board in his investigation. About $42,000,000 of government money has been involved in the Hog Island pro ject, In which the American interna tional corporation, headed by Frank A. Vanderlip, president of the National City bank, has figured. Chairman- Hurley of the shipping board has notified Assistant General Manager Bowles of the Emergency Fleet corporation that it may be neces sary to cancel the American Interna tional corporation's contract for build ing the government shipyard under construction at Hog Island, Pa. Testimony before the senate com merce. committee, investigating the whole subject of shipping contracts, has developed statements that the gov ernment will be obliged to spend be tween $40,000,000 and $50,000,00, where government and civilian experts estimated $21,000,000 would suflice. This testimony developed charges by Representative Lenroot (Rep.), Wis consin, on the floor of the house that through laxness in the letting of con tracts the American International and its subsidiary were placed in position to loot the treasury of millions of dol lars. CAPT. VERNON CASTLE KILLED Well-Known Dancer-Aviator, Recently of Flanders, Loses Life in Texas. Fort Worth, Tex., Feb. 18.--Capt. Vernon Castle of the British royal fly ing corps was killed on Friday when (lying In his airplane 15 miles west of Fort Worth. Castle had made over 150 flights over the German lines and was the hero of many exploits in the war zone. His .wori? had been especially on the Flanders front and covered a period of nine month*. He came to Fort Worth last October along with Lord Wellesley. Captain Castle, In- trying to avoid a cadet, swerved his machine beyond his control, fell and was unable to right himself. The cadet was an American, but was being instructed by the British. The accident happened close by the Benbrook field. The cadet was uninjured. New York, Feb. 18.--Vernon Castle had a national reputation as a dancer. His home was here. With his wife, also a graceful dancer, he attained great popularity several years ago as a teacher of modern dances. When the war broke out both of the Castles became Interested In war work and Mr. Castle took up aviation. Mrs. Castle was prostrated upon re ceiving the news of her husband's death. Under military escort, the body of Vernon Castle was forwarded from Fort Worth to New York. American Soldier Loses Eye. Vlncennes, Ind., Feb. 19.--Private Hoyt Decker, taken prisoner by the Germans in a trench raid last Novem ber, in the first letter to his parents here since his capture, said his left eye was shot out. He was in a hospital. German Strike Leader Sentenced. Amsterdam, Feb. 19.--A prominent German socialist named Horn has been sentenced to fifteen years' Im prisonment for participating in the re cent German strike, according to dis patches Reaching here from Berlin. Arsenal Commandant Moved. Rock Island, III., Feb. 18.--Colonel Burr, commandant at the Rock Island arsenal, has been relieved and trans ferred to the office of the chief of ordnance at Washington, where he will fee ussigned to larger i esponsiblU$J«s. General Spends Two Days Watching '->4Uid Questioning Private Soldltra, i . and Gunners--Six Yankees ; Wounded by Shell. , > With the American Army la France, Feb. 20.--General Pershing has com pleted a two ^days' inspection of the American sector northwest of Toul. In a "tin hat," with a gas mask swung over his chest at the alert position^ the American commander In chief walked • through all the first line trenches, splashing through the mud and slip ping on the ice. He dropped dowp in to the dugouts and visited batteries busy hurling "iron rations" at tjhe en emy. In all places, the general asked In numerable questions, especially of the men; with regard to fbod, how they Were and how they liked conditions. • All except one cook agreed that they were perfectly satisfied with every thing. The cook told General Pershing that he wanted some greenstuff. Throughout the inspection tour Gen eral Pershing limped a little, his ankle having been injured slightly a few days ago. At the batteries the general ask ed the artillerymen the same questions as he put to the Infantrymen, making sure that they all were contented and had no cause for complaint. As the time for more active, military operations on the western front ap proaches, the American expeditionary force Is widening its sphere of activ ity along the front lines. Not only do American soldiers hold a sector of the front east of St. Mihlel, but American artillery is helping the French in Champagne and infantrymen in com pany with French units are holding the i \ front lines In one of the most famous battle fronts in the world. The Germans again dropped bombs near the place where the American field hospital was, apparently not knowing it had been moved. No dam age was done. One German airplane was shot down. , The artillery was more active on both sides. Six Qf our men were-wounded when a shell dropped Into a' "cook "tent.** Ban on Grain for Malting. ^41 Washington, Feb. 18.--Purchase of barley or other grains for malting has been forbidden by the food administra tion. pending regulations to be issued In a few days to govern the purchase h^Hnc of gi-Qin by maltsters. 11,000 FALL IN BATTLE Four Thousand r Killed and 7,000 Wounded During Big Fight at Kiev--City Taken by Bolshevik!. Petrograd, Feb. 20.--Kiev, one of the principal cities of the Ukraine, was captured by the bolshevik! on Febru ary 8, after sanguinary fighting. The casualties were estimated at 4,000 killed and 7,000 wounded. While the fighting was at its height on Thursday the city was bombarded by bolsheviki agitators. Polish troops have defeat ed the bolsheviki at Boghuisk. 85 miles southeast of Minsk. Other Poles are advancing toward Smolensk. Counter revolutionary Polish legions were de feated by the bolsheviki at Minsk on February 6, the Polish forces suffering heavy casualties, according to a dis- patchi to the semiofficial news bureau dated at Minsk, February 7. Rou manians control the Akkerman district of Bessarabia and are threatening Odessa. In the battle of Odessa on February 4 between the bolsheviki and moderates hundreds were killed. The city was bombarded by warships. Bol sheviki army commanders claim to have defeated forces of General Alex- ieff under the command of General Erdelli on February 9 and to have oc cupied Taganrod, a Russian seaport in the Don Cossack territory. 1 HOUSE 0. K.'S SUPPLY BILL Billion-Dollar Urgent Deficiency Measure Passed--New Destroyers Being Completed in R^ord Time. - Washington, Feb. 20.--The billion- dollar urgent deficiency appropriation bill, carrying $500,000,000 for the mil itary establishment and large sums for the navy and other branches of the government, was passed on Monday by the house without a record vote. Contracts for a number of destroy ers in addition to those provided for In this year's great building program have been placed by the navy depart ment. Secretary Daniels announced this had been made possible by the unparalleled speed with which the shipyards were turning out destroyers, making way for additional ones on their stocks. Three Men Shot In I, W. W. RaML Hillsboro, III., Feb. 20.--Seaton Emerey, city marshal, was wounded and two other men were sliot and dan gerously wounded when a party of "loyalists" attempted to enter the home of a miner named Clifford Donaldson. 400,000 German Food Casee. Amsterdam, Feb. 20.--Close to 400,- 000 prosecutions for infringing the food regulations were conducted In Prussia In 1917; 151,421 fines of vary ing amounts were inflicted, and 1,781 persons were sentenced to prison. Daniels, Jr., Made a Lieutenant, ' Philadelphia, Feb. 20--The promo tion of Josephus Daniels, son of the secretary of the navy, to a second lieu tenancy In the United States marine corps reserves, quartermaster's depart ment, was announced here. Van Courtlandt a Suicide. Mount KIsco, N. Y., Feb. 20.--Robert B. Van Courtlandt, member of a prom inent New York family, was found dead In the bathroom of his country home, Guard Hill farm, near here. His Morris, DL--Paul Batcher, through his sister, Mrs. Caroline Sparr, has filed suit against his father, Frank Hatcher, asking separate guardianship and alleging a tale of cruelty outrival ing that of Oliver Twist fame. The al legations, in brief, follow: "Forced to arise at four, do chores until nine, an<l then tun to school; stepmother lied about him to father, induced latter to beat him, denied him same food as other members of family, Was Whipped Until Water Wat Red With Blood. gave him food Inferior to that sup plied servants and permitted him to sit at table only at evening meal. 'Was given meat only on Sunday and then only half a chicken's wing; when he refused to permit stepmother to bathe him, she told his father and he was whipped until water In tub was red with blood; forced- to wear long, toeless stockings although was wear ing long pants; forced to keep clothes and dress lp basement without suffi cient toilet articles. "Received dollar a week for sum mer weeks, but payments were evaded by imposition of fines." The boy is under care of ¥ physi cian and feeling against the hoy's fa ther and stepmother runs high. WILL ROB 20; THEN LEAVE Jersey City Highwayman Defiantly Notifies Police of Proposed Depredations. Jersey City, N. J.--Jersey City is reluctantly hiding a highwayman who has given his word as to the number of his intended victims and who ap parently proposes to keep it. "I'll rob twenty before I escape from this town," he defiantly notified the police. He has seventeen victims to his credit and it is very probable the New Jersey police will draw a breath of re lief after the report of the twentieth robbery. LOSES THREE LEGS, YET HOLDS ORIGINAL TWO Bristol, Conn.--How Sergeant "Billy" Thompson of this place, who went over to France with the One Hundred and Second Regiment, lost three legs and is still able to walk is explained in a letter which he has Just sent home to his folks. Ser geant Thompson writes: "It is real enjoyment to watch the fellows when the mail from home comes in. One man opens a letter and reads to me that "Billy" Thompson has lost his left leg and will be home as soon as they can send him. A little later another man comes up and shows me a letter from hoihe which says that Sergeant Thompson has lost both legs, and is expected to live. Still an other letter said I was serious ly wounded, according to re ports from home. Well, after losing the three legs, I still have the two I brought over with me." FELON QUARTERS NOW EMPTY Far the First Time In Many Weeks Those in Yolo Jail Are Unoccupied. Woodland, Cal.--For the first time In many weeks the felon quarters at the Yolo county jail were empty re cently. With the departure of Joe Guerrero, convicted of bean thefts, for San Quentin, went the last of the pris oners in the felons' department. There are but two men and one woman left in the Jail. The two men are "vags" and the woman is Kate Frost, murderess, who is waiting the outcome of an appeal taken to the higher court Trackless Trolley Car. • trolley car without tracks has been developed and is in successful opera- Ikon in New England. The principle is simple. It consists In carrying two overhead wires Instead of one, and leading the return current from the motors through the second wire In stead of through rails. The principal advantage of this system lies in the fact that it is possible to. Install a trolley line at a small fraction of the usual expense, since the labor of grad ing and the cost of track laying and maintenance is done away with. t : TU. Woman E. Pmkharnfs Veg#» table Compound--Her jg '..iS"-' -- MdLeaiL Neb.--"I want to recom mend Lydia E. Pink ham'a Vegetable C o m p o u n d t o a l l women who suffer from any functional disturbance, as it bas done me mem good than all tha doctor's medicine. Since taking it I bave a fine healthy baby girl and have gained in health strength. My hus band and 1 both I»aise your med- ,, , icine to all suffering women."--Mrs. JOHN KOPPELMANN SL No. I, McLean, Nebraska. * This famous root and herb remedy Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Com- pound. baa been restoring women of America to health for more than forty years and it will well pay any woman who suffers from displacements, in flammation, ulceration, irregularities, backache, headaches,, nervousness or "the blues" to give thia succasafti! remedy a trial. % <m For special suggestions fn regard to your ailment write Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. The result' of Its long experience is at your service. A Bright Outlook. Lady--I'm sorry, doctor, that I had to send and ask you to come such a long way. Doctor--Don't mention it. I happen to have another patient in the neigh borhood, so I can kill two lairds wltb one stone. Why Bald So Young? Dandruff and dry scalp usually tha cause and Cutlcura the remedy. Rub the Ointment Into scalp. Follow witb hot shampoo of Cutlcura Soap. For free sample address, "Cutlcura, Dept. X, Boston. At druggists and by mail. Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 50.--Adv. Advice. "My soni it is easy enough to be a promising young man." "Yes, father." "But the trick in life Is not to prom ise, but to perform." The OOIOIE< Tlsif: DMS Not Affect Head {Mmame of lta tonic and lazaUre effect, LutttT* Bromo Quinine can be taken by anyone wlthont Ming nsiToaeasss or ringing Is " " only one "proiao Quiulzis." or ringing In the Jiomd. Them , Bromo Qolni&d." a. W. GBOYVi HSUMBNlaOB DOZ. 80C. Like All Men. . Hokus--"I like a girl who is re served." Pokus--"So do I, if she is f#» served for me.---Life. Garfield Tea, by purifying the blood, eradicates rheumatism, dyspepsia: HMI many chronic ailments. Adv.. NOT QUITE WHAT THEY MEANT Frenchman and German Alike Too Lit eral in Their Uee of an U«*> familiar Language. The literal translation of words and grammatical construction of sentence* in the different languages Is produc tive of some very amusing situations. A gentleman whose wife was noted for her domesticity was seated next to a Frenchman at a dinner party. De siring to compliment his neighbor and enter into conversation, he remarkets "Your wife, she is very homely." But it remained for a German ha- telkeeper to cdp the climax. Having taken a trip on a train he was much impressed by the brakeman calling Next station . Don't forget your packages." Desiring to save himself the annoyance of forwarding articles left by departing guests, but mixing his English words with his German grammar, he put Up a sign where it could not be missed by them: "Waitl Look! Have you anything left!" . Aid in Emergency. "Did those speeches you help anybody?" "Yes," said Senator Sorghum. "I have no doubt some of the copies I had printed Were used for fuel." In Britain. "One could hardly call her good looking." "Oh, no; but.she's so rotten sweet and devilish amiable." HOURS A Baked Cereal Food Different from the usual run of toasted or steam- cooked MWVIIS, Grape-Nuts, it baked in giant oven#-- baked for nearly twenty^ hours under accurate con ditions of heat, so that the whole wheat and malted barley flours may develop their full* rich sweetness. You don't need sugar on Grape-Nuts.. 'There's a Reason* V Ji