1HE +mmmm •SSw 'Scunner AND CHIEF PETTV^oFFrcE^ u^-NAVY. MEMBER, OF THE FOREIGN LEGION OF FRANCE CAFTAN GUN TURRET. FRENCH BATTLESHIP CASSARD WINNER OF THE CROIX DE GUERRE •ad&oBan Co>.Throi^ ^d^^gnofntrt Wife 4m Cseni Midwii Adww Swvi-- --15-- • . v.4 Also, bj this time some of the men tiadlost their beads completely; in fact, had gone violently crasy, and the rest of us were afraid of them. We were ail thinking of the fight that might occur any moment between the Yarrowdnle and some other vessel and we knew we were in the likeliest place for the vessel to be struck. Even though we were not hit amidships. If the ship^were sinking we did not think the Germans would give ns a chance to escape. We figured from what they had said that we would go down with the ship. And going down on a ship in which yon are a prisoner is quite dif ferent from going down with one for which you have been fighting. You arrive at the same place, but the feel ing 4s different Some of us thought of overpowering the crew and taking the vessel into our own hands, and we got the rest of the sane or nearly sane men together wad tried to get up a scheme for doing It. 1 was strong for the plan and so were several others, but the Limey of ficers who were with us advised against it They said the Germans were taking ns to a neutral country, where we would be interned, which was just what the Germans had told as, but what few of us believed. ' Then some others said {hat if we started anything the Germans would Are the time bombs. We replied that at least the Germans would go west with us, but they could not see that there was any glory in that For my self, I £hought the Germans would not fire the bombs until the last minute, and that .we would have a chance at the boats before they got all of us anyway. There were only thirteen German sailors on board, besides their commander. This last Hun was ed Badewitz. So the pacifists ruled, because we could not do anything unless we were all together, and there was no mutiny. They said we were hotheads, the rest of us, but I still think we could have made a dash for it and overpowered our sentries, and either gone over the side with the lifeboats, or taken over the whole ship. It would have been better for us if we had tried, and if the pacifists had known what was coming to us they would have fired the time bombs themselves rather than gb on into that future. How ever, that is spilt milk. We were not allowed to open the portholes while we were In the bunk ers, under penalty of death, land there in. the dark, in that stinking air, it is no wonder many of us went crazy. Among us was a fellow named Har rington, about six feet tall and weigh ing 250 pounds. He seemed to be all right mentally, but some of us thought afterwards he was crazy. Anyway, I do not blame him for what he did.. Harrington rushed up the fiddley and opened the door. There was a German sentry there, and Har rington made a swing at him and then grabbed his bayonet The sentry yelled and some others came down from the bridge and shot Harrington through the hand. After they had beaten Harrington -pretty badly, the bull of the bunch, Badewitz himself, came over and hammered Harrington •U around the deck. Then they put mm In irons and took him to the chart room. The next day we were sitting in the Mfley getting warm when the door opened and there was Badewitz. He ytfted "Heraus I" and began,! .firing at as with a revolver, so we beat it back onto the coai. Pretty soon the door opened again. But it was only a Ger man sentry. He threw down a note. It was written in English and read, Tick out eight men for cooks." So We picked out eight men from the va rious vessels and they wjent jOQ deck and rigged up a galley aft But we did not receive any knives, forks, spoons or plates. The first meal we got was nothing but macaro ni, piled up on pieces of cardboard boxes. Then we appointed four men to serve the macaroni, and they got four pieces of wood, the cleanest we could find, which was not very clean at that, and they dug around in the macaroni and divided it up and put It in our hands. We had to eat it after that from our grimy fingers. Those who were helped first had to go farthest back on the coal to eat it, and those who were helped last got because the dividers got more careful toward the end and .gave smaller portions. But we did not get macaroni very long. A cook from the Voltaire was cleaning a copper dixie that the mac aroni had been cooked in, and he was holding It over the side when the ves sel rolled heavily, and droppe^ the tfixle into the briny. A sentry who aaw him drop it forced him up to Badewitz, who began mauling him be fore the sentry even had told his Story. After a while Badewitz quit pounding the cook, and listened to the sentry. T*»#n Badewitz said the cook bid put a note in the dixie before be dfppped It, so. they beat hUn up again and put him in, irons, After that they * sent the rest of the cooks back, and would no* let them ou deck again. TJ»ey«had plenty of canned goods und meat aboard, but they would not give • '* *»y. r* Five of the men were buried at sea that day. More men were going mad •Very minute, and it was a terrible place; pitch dark, grimy, loose coal , ,0-Oerfoot coal-dusty air to breathe, Y , • body-filth everywhere. Some of the crazy men howled like dogs. But we were -not as much afraid of these as we were of the others who kept still, but slipped, around in the dark with lumps of coal in their hands. We got so we would not go near each other for fear we were running into a crazy man. Those of us who were sane collected as near the fiddley as we could, and we would not let the others get near us, but shoved them back or shied lumps of coal at them. And every once in a while some one oil us would begin to act queer. May be he would let out a howl suddenly, without any warning. Or he would just quit talking and begin to sneak around. Or he would squat down and begin to mumble. We could not tell just when a man had begun to lose his mind. He would seem just like the rest of us, because none of us was much better than a beast We could not take turns sleeping ahd standing watch against the crazy men, because when we talked about It we agreed that none of us could tell whether or not the sentries would go crazy while on watch and have the rest of us at their mercy. It was aw ful to talk about going crazy in this way, and to figure that you yourself might be the next, and that it wai al most sure to happen if you did not get some sleep soon. But it was worse to find a man near you going, and have to boot him out with the other insane men. „ : The days passed like that, with nothing to do but suiter, and starve and freeze. It got colder and colder, and all we could wrap ourselves in was the coal. We began to speculate on where we were. It was not till later than an old skipper in our bunch told us that we had rounded the north ern coast of Iceland. Finally, one day, a lad yelled down "Land!" and we all dove for the fid- dley like wild men,, and those who could get near enough looked out, and sure enough! there was the coast of Norway, very rugged and rocky and covered with snow. We thought it was all over then, and that we would be landed at Bergen sure. Then there was the usual running arotmd and yelling on deck, and we were not so sure we would be landed, and very suddenly it got colder than ever. I was in the fiddley, aching to get out, and ready for anything that might happen, when the door opened suddenly and Badewitz grabbed me, and asked me in English if I was a quartermaster. I said yes, and he pulled me by the arm to a cabin. I did not know what was going to hap pen, but he took an oilskin from the wall and told the to put It on. There were two sailors there also, and they pat life belts on, and then I was n^ore puzzled than ever, and scared, too, because I thought maybe they were going to throw me over board, though what that had to do with being a quartermaster I could not see. But they drilled me up onto the bridge and told me to take the wheel. What their idea was I do not know. Possibly they wanted a noncombatant at the wheel in case they were over hauled by a neutral vessel. We were going full speed at the time, but as soon as I took the wheel she cut down to half speed, and stayed that way for half an hour. Then up to full apeed again. Pretty soon there was a tramp steamer on the starboard bow, and al most before I saw It, there were two ' None of Ue Wad, Much Batter Than a Beast more sentries on each side of me, prodding me with their revolvers and warning me to keep on the course. 'They had civilian clothes on. Then we went through the Skager Rack and Cattega^ flitch are narrow strips of water leading to the Baltic;, nnd we were only a mile from sho^e with vessels all ab^ut ns. It would have been an easy tiring for me to signal what our ship was and who were aboard, but they had six sentries on my neck all the time tolseep me from it. I never wapted to do any thing worse in my life than Jump overboard or signal. But t would have been shot down before I hqd more than started to do either, so I just stayed with the wheel. We were nearlng one of the Dan ish island* in the Baltic when we sighted a tog. She began to smoke np and blow her siren. The sailors got very excited and ran around in craijr Style, and Badewitz began shouting jnore orders than they could get is way With. The sentries left me and ran with the rest of the Fritzies to the boat deck and started to lower one of Ihe lifeboats. But Badewitz was right on their heels and kicked the whole bunch around in great shap^, roaring like a bull all the time. I left the wheel and ran to the end of the bridge, to Jump overboard. But the minute I let go of the wheel the vessel fell off of the course, and they' noticed It, and Badewitz sent five of them up on the bridge and tliree others to the side with their revolvers to shoot me if I should reach the wa ter. I think if I had had any rope to lash the wheel with I could have got away and they would not have known tfc When the five sailors reached the bridge one of them jumped for the cord and gave our siren five long blasts In answer to the tug. ' The tug was about to launch a torpedo, and we whistled just in time;, One of our men was looking from the fiddley, and he saw the Huns making for the life boats, so he got two or three others and they all yelled together, "Don't let them get away!" thinking that they would get the boat over^ and leave the ship, and trying to yell loud enough for the tug to hear them. Badewitz took this man and two or three others, whether they were the ones who yelled or not, and beat them up and put them In irons. I thought there was going to be a mutiny aboard, but it did not come off, and I am not sure what the Huns were so excited* about The other four sailors who came up on the bridge did not touch me, but just kept me covered with their re volvers. That was the way with them --they would not touch us unless Badewitz was there or they had bayo nets. The old bull himself came up on the bridge after he had beaten up a few men, threw me around quite a bit and kicked me down from the bridge and slammed me into the coal bunkers. I felt pretty sore, as you can imagine, and disappointed add pretty low generally. After a while we heard the anchor chains rattling through on their way to get wet, and we pulled up. Then every German ship in the Baltic came up to look us over, I guess. They opened up the hatch covers, and the Hun garbles and gold-stripes came aboard and looked down at us, and spit all they could on us, and called us all the different kinds of swine in creation. They had them lined up and filing past the hatchways--all of them giving us the once over in turn. Maybe they sold tickets for this show --it would be like the duns. At first we were milling around try ing to get out from under the hatch openings and the shower of spit, but some Limey officer sang Out, "Brit* ishers all! Don't give way!" and we stood still and let them spit their damned German lungs out before we would move for them, and some Cor- nishmen began singing their song about Trelawney. So we made out that we did not know such a thing as a German ever lived. * We got better acquainted with Ger man spitting later on, and believe me, they are great little spltters, not much on distance or accuracy, but quick In action and well supplied with ammu nition. Spitting on prisoners is the favorite Indoor and outdoor sport for Germans, men and women alike. When the show was over, they rousted us up on deck and put us to work throwing the salt pork and can ned goods into two German mine-lay ers. While we were at it, a Danish patrol boat came out and tied along* side us, and some of her officers came aboard and saw us. They knew we were prlsoners-of-war, and they knew that a vessel carrying prisoners-of- war must not remain in neutral wa ters for over twenty-four hours, but they did not say anything about It That night two men named Barney Hill and Joyce, the latter a gunner from the Mount Temple, sneaked up on deck and aft to the poop deck. There was a pair of wooden stairs leading to the top of the poop deck, and Joyce and Hill lifted it and got it over the side with a rope to it The two of them got down into* the water all right, but Joyce let out a yell be cause the water was so cold, and a German patrol boat heard him and flashed a searchlight They picked up Joyce right away, but Barney was making good headway and was almost free when they dragged him in. They bea,t them ujp on the patrol boat, and when they put them back on the Yarrowdale Badewitz beat them up some more and put them in irons. Then he began to shoot at their feet with his revolver, and he had a sailor stand by to hand him another revol- when the first one was empty, n he would gash their faces with the barrel of the revolver and- shout, "I'm Badewitz. I'm the man who fooled the English," and shoot-at them some more. All the while the sailors wAre cele brating, drinking and eating, and yell ing, as usual, and the whistles on all the German ships were blowing, and they were having a great fest After about thirty hours we left being es corted by a mine-layer and a mine sweeper. I asked a German garby if that was the whole German navy, and he looked surprised and did not know I was kidding him, and said no. Then I said, "So the English got all the rest, did they?" and he htiinded me one in the mouth with his bayonet hilt so I quit kidding him. We saw rows and rows of mines, and the German sailors pointed out what they said were H. M. SS. Lion and Nomad, but I do not jthow wheth er they were the same ones that were In the Jutland battle or not. Finally we landed at Swinemunde Just as the bells were ringing the old year out and the new year in. We were a fine bunch of blackbirds to hand the kaiser for a New If ear's present, believe me. They mustered us up on deck, and each of us got a cup of water for our New fear's tpree. Then we saw we were in for It, and all hope gone, but we were glad to be released from our hole, because we had been prisoners since December 10--three days on the Moewe and eighteen 09 the Tarrow- dale--and the coal was not afcy eoftet than when we first sat on It,^ : 80 we began singing, "Padt op jronr troubles in your old kit bag and smile, boys, smile. What's the ing? It's never worth forth. They made us shut Up, W*t» before we asked ourselves if we were downhearted, and everybody yelled "No!" And that is how we i*n <nvr re gards to Swinemunde. ' >SiU CHAPTER XVIII. ̂ ick Up Your TroiiMn.*"* 1 We arrived at Swinemunde, on the east bank, and after we had had our drink of water and had been roasted back Into the bunkers, Badewitz went across to the west side in a launch with Joyce and Hill and a guard of sailors^ They were to be shot the next morning, w|th some others, at a ^public shooting-fest The rest of us wrapped ourselves In lumps of coal as best we could and tried to sleep. In the morning crowds of Germans came aboard us and were turned loose on the boxes In the hold. It was a sight to see them rip off the covers and 'gobble the salami and, oth er stuff that we carried. Table man ners are not needed when there is no table, I guess, but if you had seen them, you would say these Germans did not "even have trough manners. I have seen hogs that were more fin icky. While they were at it, hand to hand with the chow, giving and receiving terrible punishment we prisoners were mustered <jn deck, counted, kicked onto tugs' and transferred to the west bank, where the mob was' waiting for ns. My wounds, as you can imagine, were in a pretty bad state by this time, and were getting; more painful every minute, so that if found I was getting ugly and anxious; WfflSKYBLOgK^K . • ;ad andTwelve Wounded* Trying to Take Liquor. Across Colorado Line. Denver, Col.--Running Colorado's whisky blockade ha* already Cost die lives of three more or less prominent citizens and resulted in the wounding of a dozen others. The third man to> try conclusions with the, state coa> etabulary over his vested rights to im port liquor Into dry territory has Just been brought back to Denver a corpse. When the state went dry several years ago the National Guard did Ate A Cup of Water for Our New Year's ̂ Dinner. for an argument I knew that If I stayed this way I would probably never come out alive, for there is every chance you could want to pick a quarrel while you are a prisoner that will mean freedom for you--but only the freedom of going west, which I was not anxious to try. When we got near the west bank, on the tugs, we could see that we were up against a battle with our arms tied. Over half the crowd was women and children, I should say, and the rest were laborers and old civvies, and re serve soldiers, and roughnecks gen erally. We could sCe the Spit experts --the spit snipers, deployed to the front, almost (TO BE CONTINUED.) ' PLEASANT WAY ALWAYS BEST Nothing Ever Lost by Effort to Take Sting Out of Request ThatMusft ' Be Refused. Do yon know how to take the sting out of anything unpleasant you have, to do.? It Is a good plan to learn how to do this. "She said she couldn't d* It, but yon know how Effie would say such.a thing. She tries so hard to make everybody feel pleasant. Now, when I say no, people understand" that I mean no." Marcia looked as well pleased with herself as if she had announced a more amiable characteristic. She was a girl with a peculiarly blunt and uncom promising manner. If she refused a Re quest, her refusal was as downright as a blow. It was never softened by any little phrase suggesting regret. And Marcia was so well satisfied with her self that she felt something like con tempt for the way Effie took the sting out of saying no, and made the people to whom she refused a favor as grate ful as if she had granted It, The girt who starts to go through life with her elbows out is going to find the road hard to travel. If she prides herself on being blunt and out spoken, she may need to use that as consolation for her sore heart many a time. It pays to make even a refusal pleasant. It pays to take out the sting whenever possible, and drop In the honey. One who starts out as Marcia did, priding herself on being blunt, and contemptuous of the little courtesies, Is likely to come to old age friendless and embittered. Learn to be pleasant and take out the stlng.--Exchanffc Try to Help Others. ' If yon are really big you will help folks recover from their faults. Their mistakes bring sorrow. Anything that Injures humanity hurts the race. Every man made strong enough to meet his own problems better* the community. The help you give him puts him under obligations to you. The efforts you put forOi in his be* half make you stronger. The effects may not be seen at once, but results are bound to come. So put the soft pedal on the talk about other men's faults. Learn to avoid their failures. Try to help them recover from past errors and arm them against possible repetition of them In the future. Play life's game fairly and you can expect from others a,square deal most of the time. You must be your best If you would have others trust you. Sua must be honest If you want the sel£» respect that helps man la success. Mgntf Away Twice at the Officer. policing of'the border between Wyo ming and Colorado to see that no "bootleggers" crossed into' the Sliver state carrying their forbidden cargoes. Then came the war and a state con stabulary was created tQ maintain the liquor drought on Colorado soil. A constable and a high power car were on duty on the border when suddenly three machines shot across the state line and headed full speed in the di rection of Denver. ' The constable yelled for the trio to halt, but for an swer one of the men in the last car drew a gun and blazed away twice at the officer. The shots went wild, but the con stable retaliated with a little gun play of his own. His aim was better and the fellow who had fired sank down Into the bottom of the car while his two companions called upon the other cars to slow up and take them In. They- succeeded In escaping, leaving their pnfortunate comrade in the machine. By the time the con stable drove np to him it was plain the man was dying. Hp was rushed to the nearest town where he died in a local doctor's office. Slxty-slx pints of whisky were found in the machine which was afterward identified as the property of the dead man, a Greek, who kept a "soft drink" parlor in Denver. have an eve out also for die name Tint nam* U yoar pro tection sualnst Inferior imitations. Just m tile ̂ sealed fecttoo atfalost impurttx. The Greatest Name toGoody-taod iM Flavor v; (hie Crop Often Pays for the Luff' iMSf1 Western Canada offers the greatest advantages to home seeker* Large profits are assured. You cto buy on easy payment termst Fertile Land at $15 to $30 per Acre-- land similar to (hat which through many year* has avenged from 30 to 48 bushels of wheat to the acre. Hundreds of cases are on record where hi Western Canada a single crop has paid the coat of land and production. TheGoverh- ments of the Dominion and Provinces of Manitoba. Saskatchewan and Alberta want ale encosnraaamant and help to aac the farmer to prosper, and < .am.» r> or- • Grain Growing and Stock Raising. SHOOTS WOULD-BE SUICIDE I ThooshWesteraCanadaoffers land at such low figures, the hiali Policeman Forced to Take Oraatle Steps fo Subdue Man Who Had Cut His Own Tliroftt JfeW f ork.--In order to subdue hlrar for a trip to a hospital, a New York policeman recently had to shoot a man who had attempted suicide by cutting his throat with a penknife. Fred Hood, a clerk In a government shipyard, had stabbed himself in the throat and stomach when his groans attracted the policeman. Hood re sented Intrusion by the .law and stabbed the policeman In the arm. The patrolman fired three shots In the ceil ing to frighten Hood. No results. Hood again went after the policeman with the knife, whereupon the would- be suicide was shot twice In the legs by the policeman. Hood then subside ed and was taken to a hospital. Though Western Canada offers land, at such low figures, the 1 I prices of grain, cattle, sheep and hogs will remain. I Loans for the purchase of stock may be had at low Interest; • I there are good shipping facilities; best of markets; free schools; churches; splendid climate; low taxation (none on improvements), I For parttenUruM to location for nte, MI*. tttaatntfadlttantara, [ Ndnoadraflwar rates, eta., anly toBupt, of Immigration. Ottawa, Can., or C. J. BioaAaa, Roooi 412,112 W. Adasss Street, Chisago, DLt M. V. Marlnn--. 176 Jrfsrioa Ays--a, Dawlt, Mich. Canadian Government Agenta M Toss Put Dresser, * vCarry Down Mattress. 8 Wanted to Be 8afe. A little fellow of five, fearing that Santa Claus would forget him, wrote the following letter: "Please fech me a ingun and sum cajrs an' a picsher book and sum can dy and a pony. 'P. S. If the pony is a" mule pleeze tl his behind legs." il card to Garfield Tea Go„ clyn, N. Y., asking for a fample will repay you.--Adv. r ̂ A Doggone Shame. ̂ / "I say. Fido, you don't seem to be very well satisfied with your dinner, today." How could I be whfm this family i gone bone dry?" Tulsa, Okla.--During a Are In the negro section of Tulsa the occupants of a two-story house which was on flre threw a dress-*'*' er frbm the upstairs window and carried a mattress downstairs. Aside from the loss of the dress er the fire damage was slight. BOSCHEE'S SYRUP MINING STOCKS WERE BURNED Musty Papers Became Eyesore to Housewife and She Destroyed Them --Worth Much Money. Denver, Colo.--An old-fashioned, brass-bound chest filled with musty pa pers became an eyesore in the home of Mrs. Curtis Smith of Denver. Mrs. Smith had the brass removed and the chest and contents burned. * That was 15 years ago. Today action is pending in the dis trict court to have restored to Mrs. Smith the equivalent of 7,500 shnres of stock in one of the richest silver mines in Colorado. The' stock, believed at the time to be worthless, was fed to the flames In the ancient chest. Bt^mee the "Old Woman." ̂ wi t Mansfield, O.--"This Is the old wom an's fault," explained Ed Baldwin when arraigned in local police court on a disorderly charge. "She cusses and sweftrs and calls me names too numerous to mention. She throwed a pan of cold water on me Saturday r.lgl\t when I was In bed," continued Baldwin. When the judge let him off with a suspended line Baldwin said be was going to the probate court to try to get a lunacy aifldavit against his wif* Why use ordinary cough remedies when Boschee's Syrup has been used so successfully for fifty-one years In all parts of the United States for coughs, bronchitis, colds settled in the throat, especially lung troubles? It gives the patient a good night's rest, free from coughing, with easy expec toration in the morning, gives nature a chance to soothe the inflamed parts, throw off the disease, helping the pa tient to regain his health. Made in America and sold for more a century.---Adv. • r.V,? --... i j ijgsniifoiiii alii » • ' ' % Wanted DueCredlt. "So you insisted on informing your entire family that Santa Claus is S" myth." "Yes. It seemed to me about time I was getting personal credit for being the chap who pays Jthe bills.** No man can make a fool of himself all'the time. He hasto sleep occasion ally. The Way of H. 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