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te12,1936 SPI^PP^W^Wi mmm : llf yon would see the real "bin* Hoods" of the world, you most be one la the tourist parties which go to ^>aln every year. They are the Mond-haired, blue-eyed beauties which you meet in old brunette Seville, probably derived from the Visi-Gotbs, rie strain has gives ovr IftWiage real "sangre asul.** .. t Plane's Unfortunate Landing • The horn of a cow caused the loss 41 five lives when a passenger plane ttias compelled to make a forced landlag in Germany. The cow was struck SUd the horn pierced the gasoline <*«*, resulting la the plane's-catching Are , V. GImUm' Travel* "v ^iiuui days the glaciers <m Vormt Bainier, in Washington, move down the mountainside at the rate of 15 to ipO inches each 24 hoars. JDr. JOHN D1ICET VETEtiUUtiAN OND, ILLINOIS McHENRY GRAVEL 4 EXCAVATING 00. A. P. Freund, Prop. feoad Building and Excavatisf of Every Description Estimates Furnished on Bequest High-grade Gravel Delivered at any time--large or small orders given prompt attention. Phone 204-M ^ r ttcHenry HENRY V. SOMPELGeneral Teaming Band, Gravel and Coal for Sale grading. Graveling and Road --? Work Done By Contract or By Day Phone McHenry 649-R-t . P. 0. Address, Route 3 McHenry, 111. WM. M.CARROLL Lawyer ^ Offlce with West McHenry State Bank Every Wednesday Plrane 4 McHenry, Illinois 1 "".I" telephone No. 108-B . ^ v Stoffel & Reihansperger ^ ,bnrance agents for all classes of property in the best companies. 1TEST McHENRY . - ILLINOIS ;-h Sure-Insurance WITH Wm.G. Schreiner Auctioneering OFFICE AT RESIDENCE 98-R McHenry, IWm<s 126-W Reasonable Kates A. H. SCHAEFER ' Drayiaf McHENRT - - - - ILLINOIS Phone McHenry 133-M JOHN OEFFLING Dihlributor of flrtnta SmragpH Distributor Sheridan Springs Soft Drinks McHENRY, ILLINOIS RINOWOOD t Ben Stevens and George Biggers were callers in Hebron Tuesday. George Young was McHenry visitor Tuesday evening. Mrs. Edgar Thomas and daughter attended St. Mary's school program at McHenry Wednesday evening. Mrs. John Claxton and John Dreymiller of_ McJIenry were callers in the George Shepard Some Thursday evening. Mr. and Mrs. Lyle Hopper of Chicago spent Wednesday in the E. J. Hopper home. Pearl Smith is ill at her home with pneumonia. Mr. and Mrs. Nick Young attended St. Mary's exercises at McHenry on Wednesday evening of last week. Mrs. George Young and son spent Wednesday at McHenry. Helen Lawrence is now employed at Crystal Lake. Mr. and Mrs. William Hendricksor. of Richmond spent Friday afternoon in the S. H. Beatty home. J. F. Claxton and son, William, were callers in the George Shepard home Friday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Stonebracker and Hugh Philiipi of Morristown, Ind., are visiting in the E. C. Hawley home. Virginia and Granville Carlson were visitors at Woodstock Thursday. Mrs. Lewis Hawley and children and Mrs. Viola Low and children were visitors at McHenry Friday. Mr. and Mrs. George Bacon and Jane Nelson of Antioch were callers in the W. A. Dodge and Mrs. Jennie Bacon homes Thursday evening. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Peet and daughter, Marion, and George Harrison and daughter, Lora, were visitors at WoodBtoek Friday morning. Alice Peet is visiting in the home of her uncle and aunt, Mr. and Mrs. Walter Harrison. Mrs. Minnie Miller of McHenry was a caller in the George Shepard home Saturday morning. Mrs. Nick Freund entertained the Bunco club at her home Thursday afiternoon. Prizes were awarded to Mr Edgar Thomas the punch prize, Mrs. Ray Merchant first,/Mrs. Viola Low second and Mrs. Nick Freund the con solation. At the close of the games refreshments were served Mr. and Mrs. George Jepson and family of Wauconda spent Friday in ;the C. J,. Jepson home. Mrs. George Dixon of Eagle Lake, Wis., spent the week in the J. V. Buckland home. The Jepson girls were Woodstock visitors Thursday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. C. J. Jepson and family were guests of relatives at Mundelein Sunday. Miss Flora Taylor, J. V. Buckland and Mrs. George Dixon were Sunday dinner guests of Mr. and Mrs. Howard Buckland. In the afternoon all went to Antioch and Waukegan, Nick Miller of Elgin spent Sunday with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Miller. Mr. and Mrs. William Beth, Jr., of Chicago spent the week-end in 'the William Beth home. Mr. and Mrs. Harold Kelley and daughter of Crystal Lake spent Sunday in the William Kelley home. Mr. and Mrs. William Merwin and family of Waukegan were Sunday visitors in the Frank Fay home. Frances Dix is visiting in the home of her grandparents at Paddock's lake. Charles Foss of Highland Park >s visiting his cousins, Gladys and Howard Shepard, for a few days. Mr. and Mrs. George Shepard were ^visitors at Richmond Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Weber and son of McHenry spent Sunday in the Nick Young home. Mr. and Mrs. George Young and" family spent Sunday with McHenry relatives and visited the peony farm near Crystal Lake. Mr. and Mrs. George Shepard and family spent Sunday afternoon with relatives at Crystal Lake. Mr. and Mrs. George Young entertained a few friends at a five hundred party, Saturday evening. Prizes were home of Mr. and Mrs. S. H. Beatty and family Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Hinse of Crystal Lake spent Sunday in the Gfeorge Harrison home. Mr. and Mrs. Ben Walkington and son, Paul, spent Saturday evening at Libert yville. Edward Harrison of Elgin spent Saturday night and Sunday with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. George Harrison. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Mann and daughter, Helen, of Woodstock cAllei in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Edgar Thomas Sunday. . Mr. and Mrs. William Beck of Dundee were visiting Ringwood friends on Sunday. Mrs. Amos Smith, Mrs. B. T. Butler and daughter, H&len Ruth, were Woodstock shoppers Saturday. Miss Ruth Whiting of Chicago is visiting in the home of Mrs. Ellen Whiting. Lewis Schroeder an<J son, Kirk, and Fred Walker attended a horse sale at Trevor, Wis., Friday. Mr. and Mrs. Jennie Bacon is spending a few days in the home of Mr. and Mrs. D. C. Bacon at Crystal Lake Mrs. Lewis Hawley and children and Mrs. Roy Neal and children were Woodstock visitors Sunday afternoon. Mrs. Lewis Schroeder and daughter, Jessie, called on Mrs. Earl Sherman at the Woodstock hospital Wednesday. Harold Whiting of Chicago spent the week-end in Ringwood. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Anderson and children of Richmond visited their grandmother, Mrs. Jennie Bacon Saturday. Mr. and MTS. Glenn Jackson and family of Solon Mills visited in the S. H. Beatty home Sunday. Mrs. E. C. Hawley, Mrs. Lewis Hawley and daughters, Mrs. Frank Stonebracker and Hugh William Phil lipi were at Crystal Lake Saturday* Mr. and Mrs. Robert McLean of Woodstock spent Sunday in the home of Mrs. Frankie Stephenson. Mrs. William McCannon, Mrs. Chat. Peet, Mrs. Alec Andersan and children attended a shower for Miss Alice Anderson at the home of Mrs. Frank Peet in Richmond Saturday. Charles Thompson of Greenwood called in the William McCannon home Monday. John and Ralph Smith attended the Rifle Shoot at Fort Sheridan Sunday. Ed. Hopper, who has been very ill, is slightly improved. Mr. and Mrs. Davis, Walkington of McHenry, Fern Lester and Frank Walkington of Libertyville and Ruby Davis were guests*in the Ben Walkington home Sunday. Mrs. Frankie Stephenson and Mrs. Rillah Foss were callers in the home of Mr. and Mrs. S. H. Beatty Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Schneider of Woodstock were callers in the home of Mr. and Mrs. S. H. Beatty Sunday evening. Adrian Thomat. and Byron Hitchess were home from Chicago Sunday. TERRA COTTA Miss Eleanor McMillan spent * few days this week at the home of Earl McMillan near Crystal Lake. Patria Ann Knox of. Marengo visited at the home of her grandparents here several days this week. Glenn McMillan of Chicago spent Sunday at his home here. Nels Person of Chicago was a guest of his wife here Sunday. Mrs. M. Knox and daughters and Patricia Ann Knox called on relatives and friends in River Forest Monday. Mr. and Mrs. Howard Karper and family of Franklin Grove were visiting friends in this vicinity Sunday. Miss Mabel Knox came home frow Rosary College Monday and will spend the summer here. Mrs. S. Marsh and Miss Bertha Kein of Crystal Lake called on Mrs. Ray McMillan Monday. George Cook of Crystal Lake called on friends here Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Henry McMillan and sons enjoyed a motor trip Sunday to awa r d e d t o Mr s .^ Pre^t ewr W^e'i^n gVa r 'tT aLn da, ,k e, Ge,n eva', J _a ne.sv i_lle ,» Be.lo i.t,' Rock- Peter A. Freund first, and Mr. and Mrs. Ford Jackson the consolation. At the close refreshments were served. The Daily Vacation Bible school will begin June 9th, at the school house. Mrs. Jessie Barber of Greenwood will have charge of the upstairs pupils while Lorena Jepson and Bernice Smith will teach the little folks. Rev. Paul Dibble will take charge of the missionary work. Mr. and Mrs. Harold Dugan and daughter, Evelyn Mae, of Western Springs were supper guests in tha ford and other places of interest. Mr. and Mrs. M. J. Walsh of McHenry called on relatives here last Wednesday. » r An Aberdenian {• ROM Two Scots met at the club last night Said Mac from Angus to Mac from Aberdeen, "I hear you've just come back from the graDd wedding In Rome. How did you get on? Did you do as the Romans do?" "No. man," was the answer, "Ah did the Romans." --London Morning Post. Ford Offers New De Luxe Sedan Ford Da Luxe Sedan THE De Luxe Sedan, recently added to tke Ford tine, Is designed for those who desire distinctiveness and nusuat comfort In an automobile. The Interior Is Irv Iting and roomy with wide doors to both compartents. Absence of rear quarter windows flvee tfae ear jjt, striking Individuality and affords privacy to the m- ?upant*. Interior trimmings and appointments are luxurious, pholstery Is either in brown mohair or a deep tan Bedrd cord patterned after that ueed in high-priced cars. Other leWnementa liwluds arm reds for the rev seat, mahogany finished garnish mouldings on the windows and beneath the windshield, flexible robe rail and hardware in an attractive pattern* The front seat is,adjustable within a range of fouf Inches to suit the convenience and comfort of the driven It Is moved quickly and easily by a small, inconspicuous handle In the front center of the seat just above the floor. The De Luxe 8edan, like ether Ford body types, carl be ebtained in any one of several cojor combinations. Mr. Ormond Was Not Bluffed j By JANE NICHOLS (Copyright.) MR. WILLIAM ORMOND appeared in the door of the outer office of the Ormond and Ledgend firm of brokers and passed down the aisle between the desks of bis employees and Into his private office. There followed after him a perfect volley of curious looks. Those looks had been following him whenever he came in thus for the test three weeks. In fact, ever since he bad hired his latest private secretary. Tli ere was nothing about the new private secretary herself to call forth all this curiosity over their employer. She was just an ordinary girl, not pretty, with windblown black hair, a turned-up nose, and a pair of blue eyes that registered every emotion their owner experienced--registered it behind dark, horn-rimmed spectacles. There was desperateness in those eyes when the girl made her first appearance in the offices of Ormond and Ledgend. And that was on the day after Mr. William Ormond had advert tlsed for a private secretary of experience. Then for a week or two after she was hired for the position thv-re was a sort of fear. But now there was only a deep, abiding peace shining from them and an earnestness of purpose. It was generally known In the outer offices that the new private secretary bad not met up with that one requirement specified by Mr. Ormond in his advertisement. Lucy Barton had had no experience, either as private secretary or anything else In the business world. Why then bad Mr. Ormond, so exact, so demanding in all things, why then had he taken her on as his private secretary1? This the employees in the outer office asked themselves over and over again whenever Mr. Ormond appeared ia the door at either end of the room and passed down the aisle between their desks as be had Just done. They were destined never to know the reason. But it happened thus: LucyJBarton with that desperate look in her blue eyes, appeared Hk William Ormond's private office on th2 morning after the appearance of the advertisement and before that awesome Individual had more tliac removed his coat and hut and set himself down at his desk. "I have come in answer to your advertisement in yesterduy's paj>er," said Lucy immediately she was in the office with the door closed behind her. And she stood with her back to that door as if she were. determined that Mr. Ormond, since he was the only other person in the room, should not escape. She went on to say, "I'll be honest with you. I have no experience as private secretary- or as anything else for that matter. But I hold a record for fast and accurate typing. That is all I can do. I have never worked in an office. But I have a mother and , three small sisters to support and nefcd work badly." Here Lucy stopped for lack of breath to go on. And Mr. Ormond started to start in where she left off. But Lucy raised one small hand and took up the conversation, If such it might be called, herself.. "Qon't tell me there's nothing doing. There is or there will be. I think you'll give me the position on trial if I promise to do my best to learn what Is required of me." Here Mr. Ormond got in a word, or rather several words. "My dear Miss Barton," lac said, "surely you can't expect me to hire--" "I can expect you to," Lucy interrupted, "when I tell you that I have seen you to dinner with one of your stenographers at least 18 dliferent times. When you consider your wife, Mr. Ormond, I think you'll agree with me that the time for a private secretary to be private is at hand." Mr. Ormond gasped and stared at Lucy. Then he smiled just a trifle. "Is this blackmail?" he asked of the astonishing young woman. "It's a request for a Job," said Lucy simply and added after a moment, "Do I get it?" Mr. Ofmond grinned. "I guess you do," he saicL "I'll give you a month's trial." Four weeks later .when the time of Lucy's trial was over, he said to his private secretary. "You're doing okay and you may keep on. I'll give you a raise if you continue to improve. And while I'm on private secretarial affairs, I might as well tell you that you didn't bluff me about that wife business. You see, there Is no Mrs. Ormond." KONJOLA ENDS EIGHT YEARS OF SUFFERING Jnst Another Proof of Tkto Known Medicine In America Bssft MR. CHARLES J. MARTIN There is reason why Konjola, the' new and different medicine of 32 ingredients, is a household word in tens of thousands of American homes. That reason is simple. Konjola makes good. Take for example, the experience of Mr. Charles J., Martin, Centerville "Station, 111., who says: "For eight or ten years I was both' ered with gas pains and vomiting spells. Constipation was another source of trouble, having had this all my life. Then too, I had rheumatism in my knees. Nothing I tried did any good, and the outlook was discourage ing. But Konjola proved to be just what I needed, and today my stomach is fine; the rheumatism is gone and Konjola relieved constipation in no time. I am feeling so much bettor and stronger that I am glad to recomend Konjola to everyone!" Though one does not have long to wait when Konjola goes to work, jit recommended that a complete treat* ment of from six to* eight bottles tie -used if best results are to be obtained. Konjola is sold in McHenry, Illinois, at the Thomas P. Bolger drug store, and by all the best druggists in all towns throughout this entire section. very So Often! Every so oAn you bows a bamti because some friend keeps you tolh on the telephone. Your telephone liable to ring at any moment. It My| ring when youVe just placed a nice* botch of biscuits in the oven. If y«l» have to go to the "front of the how/, to (tower the cafl, you may forget the biscuits I ' * • Am extennon telephone in the kitchen will enafali • - you to tolk and still keep your eye on the temp--i lure in your own! is no need te run to onotfcjp port of yew houm to use the telephone--exteuwi telephones bring the service to youi A telephone 3b your kitchen will *cr*e your time and rteps. Cat Our Business Office ILLINOIS BELL TELEPHONE COMPAN# -1". v., . #' Bif Trees Endangered Tramping of sightseers and other people around the famous big tree grove of Mariposa county, California, damaged so many root endings thai the soil around some trees lias had t<| be loosened and additional soil layer* added for protection. Levels of Greet I slree Lake Superior is about 800 feet above sea level. Lake Huron is 21 feet lower than Superior, and Lake Erie about 8.5 feet below Huron. Lake,- Ontario is 326 feet below Erie, of which about 165 feet is represented by the drop at Niagara falls and the balance by the Niagara gorge. The fall from Lake Ontario to Montreal harbor is about 226 feet, and from Montreal harbor to the sea about 20 feet MUget Cow O. H. Herring of Stronghope, Miss., claims to have the smallest grown cow in the state and possibly in the United States. According to his description, the cow is four years old, 2^ feet high, weighs 200 pounds, and is only 3^4 feet long from head to tail. One calf bas been born to the freak and this calf Is strong, healthy, and promises to make a normal size anl&aL--Indianapolis News. Heroee Unkeowm to Fame There were In alt 88 souls with Columbus on the trip when he discovered America. TRAVEL VIA LAKE ERIE to Niagara Falls, Eastern and Canadian Foists LET TH £ C & B LI N E bt your host for a delightful, refreshing niciit*a (tie between Cleveland «nd BuHalo or to Port Stanley, Can. Every modern hotel awaits you. Autos carried. CLEVELAND-BUFFALO DIVISION Steamers each (E.S. T.) Apn • r7 rL-ty D'sht. leaTin* at 9:00 p. m.. arriving at 7:50 'i November 15th. fate $5.00 One Way; $8.50 RonndTUip. Auto Rate $6. jo and up. CLEVELAND-PORT STANLEY. CANADIAN DIVISION Steamer leaves Cleveland midnight. PortStanlcyti 00a.m. Returni 4:50 r m., trrivinjt Clevel idnicht. arrmac lnx.leaves thca* and 9: JO p. a. 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