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m * & *' 1 £ ti "T * - *_.;fe>-T---V ^ ** : ,, ^ "v^4 ., ••.•./WK ^ ' - *' ' *? if - " &p*l J&* «vf1 jx^ ;-%•> 5:y-if >:^;r*j<" ty*<y*;~<& . , ' > • ll * • ' . y '" ' • "i^>C ' ."<; M-HDntT K4IMIBAXJS, TH0SSDAT, JAK The Fable of the iJkUe Squa^ "" : ffi "' •"• By GEORGE ADE <©, Bell 8yndle*t«.)--WNU Bervlc*. NCE there was a Parent who was so heated under the Neclr- Band that he laid back his Ears and lifted his Bristles ^and vowed that he wouldn't stand for •By more Hougb Comedy. He had been the Angora *iong enough. Papa /Was fed up. Old Reliable was ready •to put pn his War Faint and Feath- ... «rs' «uu lifti a few Scuips. Of course, you have guessed the jJPiot It deals with the Younger Generation. Once it was known as, the Rising Generation, but that was before it Hose to such an Eminence of , Cussedriess that It hit all of the High- ( Spots and could not be expected to es- , tablish any more Altitude Records „ Without completely blowing the Lid ,' Off. • ' ' All of us know that any old-fash- \ < toned Dad who hops into the Arena* and engages in a Battle with a handsome and well-groomed Hound about. /•4d» years old .or a night-blooming Deb ;is licked before the Gong sounds. The !OW Folks have not a single Decision .:4ij the Western Hemisphere during the 'Wst Five Years. Every time a Verbal , Oliampion goes against a bewildered lias-Been, the result is a Foregone Conclusion. . Notwithstanding which, Mr. Griv- <0|s, still nursing the Delusion that liere was such, a Thing left In the 'WoMd as Parental Authority, got Wallie and Edna up on the Carpet and proceeded to lay down the Law. Barking Words That Don't Bit*. He tried to win his Argument by making a lot of Noise. This is Faded Material. The more he vociferated the more helpless he felt. In the Pres Once of the titled Nose and the scornful Eye-Brow. He .started but as Oaesar and finished .-up as a mere Splutter. " ... ~ He pulled a lot of new Regulations /Ob the Offspring. For instance: No More Late Houra • No More Using the Car Without Permission. No More Charge Accounts. Severance of Diplomatic Relations . With all of the Calcimlned Cuties and desperate Hip-Toters who frequent Hoo ting-Emporiums. No more Attacks oo the Ice Box at 4 A. M. No more inviting op to the House those Jovial Acquaintances who look J® if they were wanted by the Police. ... No more Breakfasts served at 1 P. M. No more ' setting Are to the Bed Oothes with Cigarets. . In brief, the Program which Mr. '^ittrivets outlined with scathing Diction • contemplated a Return to Sanity. {Sobriety and Simple Living, with an Incidental Endorsement of the Cool ldge Doctrines of Economy. After he had just about talked himself hoarse without getting any Re •pits except a few pained Looks. Edna took a long Pull at her Cork Tip, and said: "Well, Pop, you are barking •cry well this Morning, but you Ibaven't spilled anything except a Lot Of Words, must have been brought up bnck of a Barn or Some Place like that I never saw such a Doodle Heck. The Jaws keep moving and it sounds like somebody saying Something, but the Whole Thing to just Gooseberry Marmalade. As an Orator you are a total Bust Just a Wibble, that's all. 1 advise you to Wash up and get off the Lot" Hot Zizzer Obtains New Coat. "And if this Pickle Juice you are Serving is meant for your perfectly wonderful Son, you can deliver my Share of it to some Poor Family, Spoke up Walter. "What a Fibgrottle you turned put to bel Standing there, right on top of a Rug, and try- . lag to tell me how to loosen a Para chute and make a Jump. Boy. I've got lledals and Speed Records that you never even read about. You're just ft Man that lives up at our House, lou're what we have to explain to OOr Friends. You are just the Scale on our Family Tree. We have a right to be annoyed by you, but were not because you are the unfortunate Victim of Flannel Pajamas and too much Cfereal Food. You have the Boobltls, Which means that there is no Circulation above the Adam's Apple." . . "For the first time in the History "of the World, the Grivets Family is making the First Page," suggested Kdna. "Wallie and I are putting it over, In spite of you and the other Handicaps. We are crashing Into Swell Dumps where You and Ma couldn't break sin with a Jimmy. We «re a couple of hot little Zizzers and you ought to be rooting for us instead of trying to check In before Midnight. Why, the Bamb'nos we travel with d&n't get their Eyes wide open until , About .11 P. M." "What's more,"" chimed in Wallle.! "this loud yelp about using that brok OB down Taxi is just a Giggle. If you "Wasn't such an Oof. you wouldn't ex pect two Headliners to travel around In an old 1031 Model. Why don't you come out of your Doze and buy each eee of us a Racer--something Snappy Mth real Lines to It?" . <•,, , "You want something that goes with Raccoon Coat," suggested Father, ylng to be Sarcastic. "The Raccoon Coat is about six f- .'^eks out of Date," replied Son. with IjJ weary shake of the Head, suggesttog that Dad was an incurable Tap. |**| have just ordered one made of Manchurfan Spotted Fox. It will make all the other Laddies burst into Tears and I am getting it for Four Hundred Bucks." "Europe will have all of the War Debts paid before you earn that much Money," said Mr. Grivets. "You talk1 about Four Hundred Dollars as If it were Something to be picked off s Bush. If you .don't mind, 1 should Ifke to have you two Birds of Para dise remenjber that I do- not get my Money at a Pump. I am just an old Frazzle, brought up under Ihe Prehistoric Conditions of the Mid-Victorian Era, but if I didn't get out and rustle a new Bank Account every week, you would starve to Death before Spring. Having attended all of the Movies, read all of the Books, and seen all of the Plays, you are how making a Frantic Attempt to make all of the other Sheiks and Shebas look like Second-Raters from Pokeville. The only reason I am so interested In your Criminal Ambition's is that I am sup posed to finance all your delightful little Expeditions into the Underworld. Sometimes 1 wonder5 what the Finish will be. Probably your Mothef; M4 I \won*t' live to ,see it." ' i Fooling the Slickers. , "Oh, many Pishes and a cduple of Toshes!" esx-laiuied Edna. "Any poor .-Gillie who expects his Daughter to braid her Hair down the Back and play the Cottage Organ in these hoop* la Days, doesn't deserve to have One. What would you rheumatic Relics do these Days if you didn't have the Young People to talk about? And did you ever stop to think that if we stayed home Evenings and played Authors, Crokinole, Jack Straws, and Tiddledy-Winks, all tie Saxophone Players would be out of Work, and there would be a lot of Suffering? "We are the bus$ little Life-Savers of this transitional Period. If it wasn't for as, the Earth would have a Crust on it A lot of you doddering Dummies who are sticking around after your licenses have expired ought to be tickled to Death to p«vy the Expenses. We are giving you real Entertainment, but the Trouble is you are not Jteyed up to it. It is too bad that we find in our . Cities so many small-town Rubes who got in by mistake. We'd love to take you and Ma with up If you could keep up and maintain the Pace and exhibit some Class, hut Its no use trying to show you any Touches of High Life, because neither one of you is gaited to be a Stepper." "The Situation is clearing up ^somewhat," said Mr. Grivets. "I can begin to see that your Mother and 1 are wholly to blame Either that, or we should have sent both of you to the Refbrm School about Ten Years ago." "You old Wlckies and Diladads make me plumb tired," said Wallie. "Whenever several of our typical Parents get together these Days, they sit in a Back Room lleking up Scotch guaranteed to be a Week or Ten Days' old, and worrying for fear that the Young People are not getting a good Quality of Gin. Those who haven't Fallen Arches still try to Dance and most of those not running for Office seem to be making a Joke of some Good Law. And yet they are always roasting us Rids. You Sli a lot Of Jabbernowls." ' , "What's a Jabbernowl?" "I don't know. I'm simply trying to protect the Author. He writes his Stuff at least a Month before it is printed, and of course, any Juvenile Slang that he put in would be out of date, cold and discredited before the Time of Publication. So the only Safe Plan is to coin a few Words which mean Nothing and put them in and then the Slickers may think,, that he has dug up some New Ones which they have not heard." This unexpected Reply put Father on the Ropes. By the time he recovered, the two Moderns had picked his Pockets, cranked up the Bus, and started for a Nice Place known as The Purple Bulldog. MORAL--As long as It does not really interfere with any Arrangements made by the Children, why not let the Old Fogies rave? King's Verger to Retire; Has Served Sixty Years John Crisp, the verger at Sand ringham church, is retiring on a persion printed by the king after 00 years of service with royalty. He has shown probably nearly half a million people from all parts over the beautiful church, with its solid silver altar table and pulpit precious stones, and memorial windows and plaques of past members of the royal family. For 44 years he has held the position. and was known to nearly all the crowned heads of the world. Before becoming verger Mr. Crisp 1vns an attendant at the skittle alleys at Sandringham house, where kings and emperors used to play. He remarked in connection with that work: "1 have picked up the pins (skittles) for nearly all the monarch* of fifty to sixty yearR." He is seventy-three years of age, and probably the oldest employee of the king, who is now pensioning, off bis workers at sixty-five. , Mr. Crisp is, rather sad at -retiring, and feels the wrench after so many years' service. He will also receive the national pension and the many advantages the king so generously gives to bis pensioners.--Montreal Herald. Need Wide Spread Hotel Guest--Table ready for s party, eh? But why have you set the plates and tableware five feet apart? Proprietor--It's an anglers' association dinner and we always like to give each guest rotas to tell his flab stories. ; V Continue advertising like continuous work is most effective. If there is any enterprise in the world that a quitter should leave severely alone it is advertising. Advertising does not jerk, tt pulls. It begins very gently at first, but the pull is steady. It increases day by day, year by year, unil it exerts an irresistible power. To discontinue advertising is the same as taking down your sign. If you want to do business, you must let the pub- ;Jjfhtaoir it--John Wansmafcsr. • . ; Wbere Mlgkty Hasten GnM* Archeologist finds that Indian ladies of New Mexico a thousand years ago wore strings of beads 17 feet long and more. Maybe the Indian gentlemen of the time and place developed their marvelous powers of trailing, tracking, etc., by hunting for beads when the strings broke.--Arkansas Gazette. If you cannot do great things remember that yon may do small things in'a HE'S 'TOO NICE," SO vtKICH BRIDE SUES Unfailing Consideration Is Too Much to Bear. Cleveland.--If the decision of Judge Alva Corlett in an annulment case involving a wealthy society girl is to be taken as a criterion, it's Just as much an offense against a wife to smother her with kindness as it is to shower her with blows. The unusual ruling arises out of the annulment suit Involving Marion Conelly and William Graham Abell of Warren, Ohio, who married in haste and apparently repented soon afterrd. i!$rion, daughter of Brig. Gen. L. S. onelly, of the Ohio National Guard, and popular debutante, married young Abell last March. She quickly found out it was ftH a mistake. Her young husband, she complained to her parents, simply was "too nice" to her. He gave her everything and did everything, whether she asked for It or not. Marton cried. Why didn't' he stop It? was her wail to her parents. She preferred that he give her nothing and do nothing. . They spoke to young Atiell about it. but there was no change. The young man just couldn't help himself. Being kind was his particular fault, he told her parents. Marion would just have to take it or leave It. Marion preferred to leave it She got her parents to go to Judge Oorlett's Domestic Relations court and in^ stitute suit for annulment of her marriage. They did, alleging young Abell had been "too nice" to her, and that Marion had tired of her youthful husband as a result. Those were the only grounds Marion's parents could ofTer for the broken romance. Naturally, dignified Judge Corlett was astounded at the unique plea for annulment But apparently he was convinced later that an annulment should be granted. He granted It, at the same time telling Marion's father that both the former wife and her husband should be spanked. The stern militaristic brigadier- general agreed with him. English Doctor Stops Fights Among Africans London.--An African chief eating kola nut with pepper and salt from the edge of a razor blade during an intertribal peace ceremony is among the things witnessed by Dr. Melville D. Mackenzie during a recent visit to Liberia as special commissioner of the' League of Nations council. Mackenzie, a Scottish, doctor on the league secretariat, co-operated with the Liberian government in a successful effort to pacify Kru tribes who, having come into conflict with the government and with each other, had fled into the bush. Fortyfour towns had been burned and at least 12,000 men, women and childrefl were in a state of advanced starvation as the result of the disputes. The success of Mackenzie's mission Involved settling tribal quarrels about land, women, canoes, and palm trees. Finally he managed to stop all fighting and disarmed the natives. He taught them how to mark out boundaries and build houses, and himself carried out their first land survey. Patient for 47 Year® In State Hospital Dies Ionia, Mich.--Andrew Stutte, seventy- six years old, a patient at the lonia State hospital 47 years and its oldest patient, is dead. He will be buried In the hospital cemetery as there is no record of relatives. No one had visited him In years. Stutte was one of the patients sent to the hospital on its opening day, September 7, 1885. He came from the Michigan State prison at Jackson where he had been sentenced from Detroit in 1879 for robbery armed. Stutte was allowed the freedom of the grounds as a trusty and worked often as a member of the carpenter crew. Wedding Ring Lost 38 Years Ago Is Returned Coopersville, Mich.--Her own wedding ring, lost 38 years ago, was among the "gifts" received by Mrs. G. Schiele when she and her husband celebrated their fortieth wedding anniversary here recently. The ring was unearthed last summer by a nephew, plowing a field on a farm the couple formerly occupied near Medaryville, Ind. ' On the Funny Side HI RINGW00D MOM WAS NO PROPHET When supper was served Helen refused s Becond helping of ice .cream with a polite but wistful, "No, thank you !H "Do have some more, dear!" her hostess urged." , "Mother told me to say, 'No, thank you,'" Helen explained naively, "but I don't think she could have known how small the first helping was going to^be 1**--Legion Weekly. Wi.e Guy ... ; ."Roberts owed, me £10 and I could never get it back. So when I heaid he'd started a debt, collecting business I wrote him to collect my debt of £10. In a week he wrote back and said that all his efforts had failed and charged me a guinea expense."--Hummel Hummel (Hamburg). • . V ' Shepard and afternoon at the Chicken- • '* ' Regrets Husband--If a man steals1--ho mat" ter what--he will live to regret it. Wife (sweetly)--You used to steal kisses from me before we were married. ... '.. v'. . Husband--Well, you heard what 1 said. . Her Guess "It says here," remarked Mr. Grouch, "that more men than women go in for bigamy. I can't figure that out." "It's probably because women have sense enough to know that two headaches aren't better than one," snapped the missus.--Cincinnati Enquirer. • CAN YOU WORK THIS OUT* Wlfie (ardent puzzle fan)--L>o you want waffles in the morning, John? John--No--get enough of cross-word fnuEsles at night Not Up on EtlquOlte "Does your husband now dress for dinner?" Mrs. Newrich was asked. "For mercy sakes!" she exclaimed, 'tyoir'don't think he sat down to the table half-clothed before we got our money, do you?"--Cincinnati Enquirjer. Right Place to Go Boardinghouse Keeper--So you came to me on the recommendation of a friend? Fatleigb-*Ye8. You see, my doctor has ordered me to reduce my weight. --Stray Stories. Thoughtful Pa "Papa, Jonas Simpklns has asked me to marry him. He has saved up $20,- 000." "Ah! I'll try to stick him on some mining stock. If I fail you can have him."--Brooklyn Eagle. cant His Pen Stuttered IMitor--To be quite candid, I make out this drawing at all. Temperamental One -- Drawing! That isn't drawing, that's writing.-- Glasgow Evening Citizen. Declared Dead by Court, He Returns Kenton. Ohio.--George F. Itomy of Des Moines, Iowa, arrived iiere after an absence of 16 years to visit his mother, Mrs. S. H. Runyon. Romy some years ago hmi been declared legally dead. Sixteen years ago Romy left Rich Hill, Mo., to attend the United States Naval academy. After three and a half years he left the academy to work on a Pacific coast merchant ship. A short time ago he went to Des Moines, Iowa, as an accobntant for a New York firm. In the meantime he had been declared dead by a court at Rich Hill on the petition of his father, who sought to collect a $1,000 insurance policy. The father and mother were divorced many years ago. • • - Tit for Tat Telephone Official--Such language over the telephone was quite unrslled for. Offender--So was the noniber your girl gave me.--Exchange. Not Depression Preef A"rt«t«r (explaining crash!--T. Just happened to get into an air pocket. Sympathetic Old Lady--Oh, dear! And I suppose there was a hole ig it --Capper's Weekly. * • HITTING BACK Mrs. Loon Dodge entertained the Bunco club at her home, . Thursday afternoon. Prizes were awarded to; Mrs. Ben Justen, Mjs. Ed. Thompson, Mrs. Viola Low aid Mrs. Edgar Thomas. Helen Laurence of Libertyville spent the week-end here with her parents, Mr. and Mrs- Oliver Laurence. Mrs. H. M. Stephenson was hostess to the Social Wheel at the home of Mrs. Minnie Miller at McHeniy, Thursday afternoon. • Mrs. F. A. Hitchens and Mrs. Lillian Stevens attended from here. '> Mr. and Mrs. Edgar Thomas and family spent Friday afternoon at McHenry. Mr. and Mrs. G. E. family spent fViday \Voodstock, Shirley Hawley has P,°*- Mr. and Mrs. David Hodges and Mr. and Mrs. Byron Hitchens of Chicago were dinner guests in the F- A. Hitchens home, Wednesday. > »;: Mrs. Bacon is Visiting in the homp of her son Delbert at Crystal Lake. Mrs, Burton Ball and children of Hunter spent th<? past week in the. I Ray Peters home. •- J I Mrs. H. Dix and Mrs. M. Dix of . Salem spent Wednesday afternoon .ilt the Frank Dix home. . . Mrs. Edward Thompson and daughter Grace Mary, Mrs. Nick. Adams and Mrs. William McCannon spent Tue^ay at Elgin. Mrs. Charles Schneider and Mrs. Harry Peet of Woodstock, Mrs. J. F< McLaughlin, Mrs. S. H. Beatty and Mrs. Viola Low visited in the Wra. Johnson home at DesPlaines Wednesday afternoon. John Thompson of Chicago spent Thursday with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Ed. Thompson. Mr. and Mrs. Roland. McCannon arid son David and Mrs. C. J. Jepson and daughter Virginia spent Sunday afternoon in the Joe McCannon home at Keystone. Mr. land Mrs. S. H. Beatty and Mrs, VioJjft Low and children spent Saturday with relatives at Deerfield. Mr. and Mrs. -Rolani McCannon and son David spent Saturday evening at Woodstock. - Mesdames W. B. Harrison, B. T. Butler and> C. j. Jepson returned home Friday evening from Urbaiia where they attended the Homemakers conference. Mr. and Mrs. George Young and family spent Sunday in the Jameis Bell home at Lake Villa. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Piersqn and daughter of Melrose Park spent Sun* day in the Clayton Bruce home. Mr. and Mrs. George Young and family spent Friday evening with the former's mother at McHenry. Mr. and Mrs. Clayton Bruce tnj daughter Phyllis spent Saturday eve* ning at Richmond. Mrs. Fred Wiedrich and son Frank spent Wednesday afternoon at McHenry. Mrs. Harold Wied««h and children spent Thursday afternoon in the Frank Wiedrich home. Charles Coates of Genoa City spent Sunday in the home of his sister, Mrife Fred Wiedrich. Roy Welter of Chicago spent thi week-end with his parents, Mr. and. Mrs. M- L. Welter. Clay Rager of Chicago spent Sunday night and Monday here with his family. Roy and Harold Wiedrich spent Saturday morning at Richmond. Mr. and Mrs. B. T. Butler and family spent Sunday in Chicago. Miss Mina Laurence spent Sunday with friends at Crystal Lake- Mrs. Harold Whiting of Chicago spent ~ the week-end in the Lewis Schroeder home. Frank Hawley of Chicago spent the week-end in the home of his father, E. C. Hawley. Miss Marion Wiengart of McHenry spent the week-end with Jessie Schroeder. Mr. and Mrs- Ed. Thompson and children spent Sunday afternoon in the Paul Meyers home at McHenry. Mrs. Ben Walkington and son Paul were callers in the Davis Walkington home at McHenry, Thursday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Kane were Sunday dinner guests in the Lewis Schroeder home. Mr- and Mrs. Nick Adams attended a party at McHenry, Sunday evening. Mrs. T. A. Abbott is on the sick list Mr. and Mrs. G- p. Shepard anc family spent Sunday with relatives ai McHenry. Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Simpson spent Saturday afternoon at Woodstock. . Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Stephenson weie visitors at Woodstock Saturday afterihoon. Mr. and Mrs. William Thomas and family, Mrs. Hiley Thomas and Mrs. Wm. Belcher of Woodstock spent Sunday afternoon in the Edgar Thomas home. Mr. and Mrs. Floyd Foss of McHenry were callers in the home of the former's mother, Mrs. Rella Foss, Sunday evening. . Adrian Thomas of Chicago and Robert -Slavik of Elgin spent Friday in the home of the former's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Edgar Thomas, Roy and Harold \^n?drich spent Saturday morning at Richmonjl. La Verne Whiting of Spring Grove was a Sunday dinner guest in'the Edgar Thomas home Sunday. Fred Wiedrich" arid son Roy were visitors at McHenry, Saturday afternoon. The Epworth Le&gtle will present" a play in the near future. Watch for the date. Mrs. F. A. llitchens apent Monday in Chicago. Mr. and Mts. Clarence Draper of McHenry were supper gruestS in the Edgar Thomas home Monday. * Among those from here to attend the Eastern Star card party at Mcnry Saturday evening were Mr. and •s., H. M. Stephenson, Mr. and Mrs. A. Hitchens, Mrs. Lillian Stevens, Mrs. J. C. Pearson, Mrs. Mabelle Jo* honnott and- son, Sheldon, and Mrs. Thomas Kane. Mrs. E. C. Hawley was called to Morristown, Indl Monday >by thO death of her sistej. Mrs. L. E. Hawley entertained tho "Easy Aces" at her home Tuesday afternoon. , Mr. and Mrs. Ben Walkington and son, Paul, were visitors in the Davis Walkington home at McHenry Sunday. Mesdames George Shepard and Ed* gar Thomas spent Tuesday friends in Woodstock. ' : Bring on the Beefsteak A Scientist has discovered that Sr ^ blue eye is not blue, but only appears so. Having'disposed of the blue,eye, -5 Science can. now concentrate on Its next great reform, the abolition of the black eye. From the scientific standpoiht this Is logically saved until the last since the blae eye is useful, and the bliack eye is' strictlyyoirnamentsL : * Traveling Around America PANAMA-HAT MAKING Photo ty Grace Mm aWB of the strangreat features of Panama hats is that the best of them come from Ecuador and not from Panama. The name "Panama" arose from the fact that these hats were originally shipped to and exported from Panama. The plant from which the straw ia obtained is called ' toquiila--a shrub with fan-shaped leaves which grows to a height of -five to ten feet. Natives cut the leaves from the plant before they . open, remove the outer surface, and split the leaves into thin strips. Then they dip them Into boiling water, hang them up to dry In the shade, and a day or two later place them in the sun to bleach. In a few days the stripi shrivel to about the size of a cord, and are ready for weaving. The little factories where "Panamas" are autde are among the most entertaining sights enjoyed Wy travelers taking the fortnightly "Santa."* cruises from New York and California to Ecuador. The highly skilled native weavers, from four to ten ia number, sit in front of blocks nimbly braiding the toquiila -- moistening their fingers frequently as they work, from cocoanut shells filled with wSc ter, so that the straw will remaia pliable and not crack. The best hats are woven in sunless rooms--in ths early morning hours while moistum Is still In the air. It Is the latter fact which gave rise to the erroneous bo* lief that Panamas are woven uiidiar water. In the most perfect specimens, the weave is so fine that the straw can be rolled and drawn through a finger ring. The very best hats cart as much as $100 in Guayaquil, fhi+f port of Ecuador, and sometimes stB for $500 In the United States. Teaching Dad to Care for Baby She--Yours is but puppy love, believe me, Mr. Young. He--Oh, 'very well then, suppose wo Just order hot dogs. Her New Job Mtttress--Was your last plsce S good one, Janet? Maid (after deliberation)-- WeU, aw'am, I used not to think so! Rib* Moat Often Broken Owing to the more sheltered position of the upper ribs and the greater mobility of the lower members of the series, it is most often the fourth to the eighth ribs which are fractured. Carelea* Wei Hotel statistics show that one out of ten women who are guests leave something-- usually night clothes or toilet articles.--American Magazine, Must Hare Hi* Fling A young fellow Just will not learn from the mistakes of others, but Insists upon making his own mistakes. He wants to feel the pride of oinierahip.-- Kansas City Times. Oldest Scotland The oldest Scotland Is Ireland, whence the Scottish name, long since forgotten in Ireland Uself, came into Britain and there spread I|aeif. Dr. Herman X. Bundesen, health commissioner of Chicago. opeMd. a class in child care for fathers. He is here teething V jnnng to look after his infant daughter. Detroit Has the Largest X-Ray Machine This, flu* !:n\L"ts! Vr Ibf world war against anew, at mru1 ninqrihi a con It