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rX~*V TST* '*• - j - ( . ' -*U - r - \ . •». '£** Frank EINOWOOD H-lt...L ' 3» ftitchens was a VttltOr in ^ .J* Chicago, Wednesday. ; ,s' Among1 those from here to attend ' t - Social Wheel at McHenry Thursday v-. afternoon were; Mesdames F. A. 4,^ Kitchens, H. M. Stephenson, Lillian -?"3V Stevens and Mabel Johnnott. f Among those from here to .attend *. ,» the Home Bureau winter picnic at . Woodstock, Friday were; Messrs and -vMesdames, Charles Peet and daughter Alice, Chauncy Harrison, Clin tan Martin, Fred Eppel, E. E. Turner, W % ^' O. Fisher, Claus Larson and W. B. £$ -f Harrison, Mesdames Lillian Stevens, Lewis Schroeder, Thomas Kane, F. A V Hitchens, B. T. Butleiv C. J. Jepson, Otto Johnson and daughter Louise • T *nd Loyd Benwell and Messrs Ben *-Winn and Everett Thomas "Mr. and Mrs. G. E. Shepard and • Mrs. Clayton Bruce and daughter f*! ; Phyllis were visitors at Woodstock, • Friday afternoon. V Mr. and Mrs. Edgar Thomas were callers in the Frank Wattles home at "\.'t McHenry, Friday afternoon. Mrs. Nick. Adams and Mrs. Irving Vf *~CV •Schmidt and daughter spent Friday ^ ai"ternoon at McHenry. ) "s v-_ Clark Huson of .Elgin spent Satur- ]J : " day in the-home of his daughter, Mrs. &""<${£' C. J. Jepson'.- :• •' M;-s. S. H. Be&tty spent Saturday !• ,J with her father. George Herbert ax Woodstock. Mildred Jepson -of Evanston spent the week-end with hsr parents, Mr; and Mrs. C. J. Jepson. ' \V ' Mr- and Mrs. Sam Rahn of Elgin were visitors in the Mrs. Lillian Stevens home, Saturday. 1 Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Synder of j ' Richmond and Mr. and Mrs. James ' Bell and son Harold of Lake Villa ' spent Friday evening in the George Young home. - Mr. and Mrs. Clayton Bruce and daughter Phyllis spens Saturday evening at Woodstock. James Thompson spent Saturday in Chicago. .Mr. and Mrs. Wm. McCannon were visitors at Woodstock, Saturday after< noon. Nick Adams attended the automobile show in Chicago, Friday. Mrs. Ed. Thompson and son George - and daughter Grace Mary spent Thursday at McHenry. t Roy and Prank Wiedrich we® visitors in Chicago, Thursday night. Charles Coates of Genoa City spent . Thursday in the home of his sister, Mrs. £red Wiedriclf and family. . * Miss Dorothy Carr and Dewey Beck of Chicago spent the week-end with the formers parents, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Carr. - Mrs. Harold Wiedrich and children spent Friday in the home of her sister, Mrs. Raymond Porter at Hebron. Miss Dorothy Peet is working in the Alvin Yankee home near Ridgefield. Mr. and Mrs. Nick. Young spent ' Sunday at McHenry. Mrs. Jennie Bacon was a visitor at Woodstock, Friday. Mr. and Mrs. Harold Wiedrich and - children spent Saturday in the Frank Wiedrich home. Roselle Stephenson of Forrest City, Iowa is visiting in the home of his brother, J. F. Stephenson. Mrs. Earl Whiting entertained the "Easy Aces" at her home, Monday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Stephenson spent Tuesday at Waukegan. The Home Bureau met at the hone of Mrs. C. J. Jepson, Tuesday afternoon. There was a good crowd in attendence. The Home Circle was entertained in the home of Mrs. C. J. Jepson Wednesday. A one o'clock luncheon was served. Tn the afternoqn a fine program was enjoyed. Mr. and Mrs. D. C. Bacon of Crystal Lake were Sunday dinner guests of the former's mother, Mrs. Jennie Bacon. Mr. and Mrs. George Bacon of Antioch spent Wednesday with the former's mother,, Mrs. Jennie Bacon. Mrs. Clay Rager and children spent the week-end in Chicago- They were accompanied home by Mr. Rager, who spent Monday at his home here. Mr. and Mrs. Lester Nelson of Antioch announce the arrival of a BOB, _V born Feb. 5. Mrs. Nelson was for* merly Miss Georgia Bacon. Roy Newman of Crystal Lake and Cecil Rager attended the automobile show in Chicago Saturday. . * ,^1. r , . ' . -t •*- TH* H'HZMBY PLAHtDXALKR, THUBSDAY, FIB. 9,1933. A. R. Fryer of Dolaixi, So. to., spent Tuesday in the-home >f his niece, Mrs. George Shepard and family. Ed. Peet is nursing a badly smashed foot as the result of a log falling on it while cutting wood. He will be laid up for some time. 1 The cars of Charles Krohn and Evelyn Bell collided at the intersection of the road coming from McHenry from the south and the cross road by the Ringwood Nursery, Friday. Miss Bell's car was tipped over on its side and the Krohn car was badly damaged, but both were uninjured. Mrs. E. C- Hawley returned home from Morristown, Ind., Friday .where she had been called by "the death of a sister. She was accompanied home by her daughter, Mrs. Fannie Holder, a niece and her brother-in-law. WORSE STILL, They were discussing A mutual friend. "Brown is a good feliow, really," said Jones, "but he treats Ills poor wife miserably." - This seemed to surprise Grey, . "What do you mean?" he asked; "Does, he beat her?" . •: "No, no '" said Jones. "He just refuses to argue with her ."-"London Answers /. " /' Too Much Horse Power Little Joe's mother was' busy and had left htm to amuse himself for a while. Then she heai:<l a choking, coughing and sputtering noise coming from the pantry. Hurrying to investigate she found the little fellow eating horse radish. "Oh, mummy," he gasped when he could get his Weath, "that horse radish has too much horse In it.** THOUGHTS NOT GOOD He--You may think better Of what live said when I'm gone. She--No doubt--my thoughts are not good ones just now. Too Costly John had all his subtraction problems wrong. "John," admonished the teacher, "don't you know that you cannot do problems like that without borrowing?" "Well, then," replied John, sturdily, "I'll not do them; my daddy says you should never borrow, because it costs too orach to pay interest." Has Another PapA Woman--Have you no trade? Tramp--Profession, lady--I'm an^educator. Womaa-i-WiM; kind an edu cator? ; Tramp--! teach confiding females to get their wood sawed first before handing out pie.--Brooklyn Eagle. N. . As Time Flickers Salter."--Sir, I would like to marry your daughter. Her Pa--No, young fellow. Yon are too young. You are only twenty years old, and sjje is twenty-eight. Wait ten years. Then you will be thirty, and sh*./ij|!t:-toe twenty-eight Stop Worrying "I can't imagine what's the matter with me. doctor; I'm continually thinking about myself." "Tut, tut! Yon must stop worrying over such trifles." Dangerous Ground. "Does your wife ever talk to her? self?" "Not, to realise it; listening."--Exchange. she thinks r» One for Tommy! Teacher--Can you tell me what kind of Illumination they had on Noah's boat? Tommy--Arc lights.--Answers. Lights of *> o J WALTER NEW YORK TRUMBULL 8L0CTJM tAKE "Jeb Smith* Knows the Value of a Dollar" "M>'« dollars aren't as plentiful as they wow awhile back, so you can bet he's pretty careful of them. The other day we were talking about economizing and I asked Jeb what he could least afioid to be without on his farm. Like a shot he an* 6wered, 'My telephoneT It's a time and money saver too often, Jeb said, for him to be without fc And Jeb's right! It's cheaper to have a telephone than to be without one. Experience proves that." Before the recent Presidential election there were more corrugated brows on Broadway than there were movie patrons or auction sales of cut-glass diamond rings and brass watchep. Yes, everybody's forehead looked as If the champion knot-tier of the navy had been working on it, and they tell me it was the same right through from the Atlantic to the Pacific. You might start to talk football or college humor with some citizen, and for a moment the worried look would leave his face. But then he'd g6 right back to saving the country. 1 just wonder whether this broad land of ours knows how many times it was saved during the campaign. There was scarcely a citizen who was not willing to rescue the United States, and the North American continent in general,if it took his last vocal chord. Some of them put in a lot of valuable' talking time rescuing South America" and the European nations. Everybody was confident he had the only course which wpuld bring the ship of state safely through the storm. He was to be sure, also wearing his life preserver, just in case. There sure Was a lot of worrying going ofl. \ ' •:-:;3CWofcabiy •&!! ;fa|" goirif • onr~ hilt It's tiifferent. "Nobody is worrying about the Country any . more. Each voter figures that he has' done his patriotic duty, and, if there Is any further worrying to be done cohcernlng our fair land, let Franklin Roosevelt do It. Isn't that what he was put in for? Snre it was. Just try to get some friend or acquaintance, someone who was doing the loudest worrying, to corrugate his brow over the country right now. He won't even listen to you. lie is too busy worrying about whether his favorite player was overlooked on the All America, or whether his golf score will be lower in the spring. • • e --- - If you were asked to name the most beautiful woman in New York, you would have a hard job. New York is full of beautiful women, and beauty, as they say, is in the eye of the beholder. Every moonstruck youngster would vote for his own girl. Rut, if you were asked to name this city's handsomest women. It might be easier. The chances are, for example, that most of us would agree on Fannie Hurst as one of the handsomest women of Manhattan. She Is a Junoesque figure, attracting instant attention, no matter how softly she may enter any gathering. - _ • * • < A ktejhhattan business man, who had attended one of those late banquets, started home in his car. The streets at that hour were empty, and he did pretty well. He lives outside the city and his house has a driveway. He made the turn Into that nobly, but when he had circled around to the back yard, all his efforts had made him very tired, so he stopped the car and went to sleep. Rome time later he woke up feeling somewhat refreshed, but not knowing whether he had slept an instant or an hour. Nor did he know exactly where he was. This -perhaps was because It had started to rain nnd the windows were so wet he coukl not see out of them. He started his engine and his windshield wiper. * • • " • In a. moment it became evident that It was a good thing he hadn't slept any longer, for there, close ahead of him, in the glare of his headlights was another car. It seemed plain that he was in traffic. He waited patiently for the car ahead to move, but there it stayed. Finally he blew his horn. Still the car didn't move. Now he really was annoyed, so he put his finger on the horn button and held it there. He held it there for a full minute. Then he heard noises like windows going up and a sound of raised voices. He climbed out to see what was the matter. There were lights In his house and also in those of his near neighbors. The car ahead of him was his wife's coupe, which she apparently had left for him to put in the garage. He has found some difficulty explaining just how everything happened. * # • • Frank Mason recently discovered something concerning a Japanese who works for him that he didn't know before. He wanted to wear a blue •tilt, but found there was a button off the coat. He asked the Japanese Whether he knew how to sew on a button and could do It in a hurry. The | man said he could. In a few moments he brought the coat back. The button was on airtight enough, but It looked a bit startling. The Japanese had lised bright red thread. Inquiry developed the fact that he *"18 color blind. ©. 1933. Bell Syndicate.--WNU Beryls®. ; . j Mr. and Mrs. Wayne Bacon spent last Thursday afternoon at Waukegan. A. J. Amann of near Mundeleih was a caller Saturday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Brooks. MKyand Mrs. George Lundgren of j Wauconda were callers last Thursday i forenoon at the home of Mr. and Mrs. John Blomgren. | Mr. and Mrs. Emil Lundin of Chi- ! cagro spent Saturday afternoon at the j Blomgren home. ; Mrs. H. J. Shaffer and Mrs. John R. i Knox of McHenry" spent last Friday \ afternoon at the home of their father ; here. | Mrs. Leslie Davis and daughter, j Helen, of the "Plats" spent last Thursday afternoon at the hqjne of Mr. and Mrs. Earl Converse. | Mr. and Mrs. John Blomgren spent | last Friday at the home of Mr. and ; Mrs. Raymond LUSK at Maple Park. | Mr. and Mrs. Harry Matthew's a«d | sons, Robert and Lyle, were Sunday j dinner and afternoon guests at the , home of the former's mother _at Crys- • t a l L a k e . • • \ : ! Mr. and Mrs£ Wm. Davis and ' daughter, Pranc^Fspent last Tuesday ' evening a't the home of Mr. and Earl Converge. jIfr. and Mrs. Elmer Esping spent j the week-end at the home of Mr. and Mrs. LaDovt Matthews in Forest • Park. ' • Mrs. G. J. Burnett was ; a* caller j Monday, afternoon at the bottle of Mr. and Mrs. Harry Matthews. | Mrs. Lucile Rohman and Alfred j Rau of Chicago, Mr. and Mrs. W. O. j Brooks of Waukegan and Mr. and Mrs. Glenn Weintz of Kenosha,,Wis., i were 'Sunday supper and evening ! guests at the home of Mr. and Mrs. i H. L. Brooks. J Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Hefferman were j guests at a 2 o'clock turkey dinner at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Frad i Hefferman at Oak Park Sunday. I Harry Matthews attended a directors' meeting of the Lake County Farm Bureau at Grayslake Monday evening. Mrs. Wm. Whitman of Wauconda spent last Friday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Page Smith. Claire Smith of Villa Park was a ! caller Sunday forenoon at the home | of his grandmother, Mrs. Clara Smith, j Mr. and Mrs. Pete Wagenr of Volo j were Sunday afternoon visitors at the home of. Mr; and Mrs. Willard Darrell. ' Little Delores Dowell was ill most of last week \vith" inteftinal flu. Fred Dowpll and son^? Alvin and Harold, of McHenry spent last Thursday evening at the home of Mr. and i Mrs. Ray Dowell. j Mr. and Mrs. Harry Matthews and : Mr. and Mrs- Elmer Esping attended j the card party at the O. E. S. hall last Friday evening at Wauconda. . Ray Dowell was a business caller at Lake Zurich Monday forenoon. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Dowell attended the annual Farm Bureau meeting at Grayslake last Tuesday. • Mr. and Mrs. Wm- Davis and daughter, Frances, and Mx. land Mrs. Earl Davis and daughter, Marjorie, were dinner and afternoon guests la3t Thursday at the home of Mr. and Mr3. Ray Dowell in honor of Mrs. Dowell's birthday anniversary. Mrs. Harry Matthews' spent last Thursday evening at the hoaM af Mrs. Homer Cook at Wauconda. '. Admiratioa and Flattery •Admiration," said Hi Ho, the Safe of Chinatown, "is a token of true value, but flattery Is the shabbiest of counterfeit money." Ortnapply *f WIMIOU .* "Maybe," skid Uncle Bben, "wetssulterin' fum overwisdom, wif conftar* slon caused by everybody tryln' to exf* plain everything to everybody eiae." " Jl After the Great Atlantic Storm Mother's 11 Children • ^ All Born on Holidays Lynn, Mass.--Mrs. Helen .tosowska, age thirty-eight, mother of Jen "holiday" children and her new son Stephen, born on Christmas day, are "doing1 nicely." Stephen has ten brothers and sisters: Joseph, born Jury 4; Mary, Thanksgiving day; - Walter, All Fools' day: Blanche, Patriots' day; Michael, Halloween; .ADthony, Armistice dfly; Lottie, Columbus day; Randolph, La> bof day; Sally, ;Easter, and Dolores, July 18, a Polish national holiday. Egg* in On4» " ; _ * 'Calif-.--A : 'hen: • Timothy "Donahue, apparently coh. vineed that the depression Is over," has gone to work on a doable slVift,.to catch up op production. ,.ghe laid a large, egg, inside of which was another,' perfectly formed egg. -v ' * 'Sf * ' "•t- ' - •I- ; Wreckage oi the-Hinklman house; in Seabright, N. j„ aitpr it was da>*$ molishfed by the ierriflc gale .which-•'•sxyept aiong .the Atlantic s^board. Th# heayy surf driven by the itigh windsnvashed aivay shore foundations at many" resorts. Mountainous w-aves tore boardwftlks to ^eces and scores, of horaea were blown from their bases. ; ' New Bridge Over the Hudson at Albany Opened ^ -1'" •J*??<\ H . • ••i i • View of the new bridge across the Hudson river at Albany which was officially opened recently .by Mrs. Herbert. Lehman, wife of the governor. Th^ bridge cost $3,000,000 and replaces the old span seen at its right. •A FETITTOUS NAFFT* Law Denies Burial of Dog Beside Mistress York.--Dooly's chances ef buriiM beside his mistress have faded. Not that the aging poodle cares, t>ut officials of Mount Olivet cemetery, Maspeth, said their rule against the |>urial of animals there had never been ftrdken. And they doubted it would. Mrs. Una L. Talbert, who was Dooly's mistress, was buried there and her will provided the poodle should be cremated after his death and his ashes buried in her plot, where also rest the bodies of her husband and ion. Miss Marian Grieves, executrix, does not know wha* sh« do if the dog dies soon. Pari* of th« E*tt Saigon, French colony of Cochia- China, is called the Paris of the East Its streets have familiar French names and its ^heaters produce, French aperas and plays. Sidewalk cafes, a, la Paris, are common. India* Architect*** - . Chippewa Indians built their lodges low and round; the Sioux bailt thstrs conical and pointed. night stands" REMEMBER the medicine shows that used to come totown? With minstrel music and flaring gaslight, the eloquent "Doctor" sold a good many bottles of his marvelous elixir. No chance to discover that it was only molasses and water! He was gone next day to another town, playing "one-night stands." Modern advertising and selling methods are very, very diff erent. Merchants and manufacturers are in business day after day, year after year, at the same address. They need your continued custom. They must tell the story of their merchandise truthfully to keep your confidence. They must offer honest values to insure your satisfaction. And they do--in the advertising pages. ; Read the advertisements. There's no surer, easier #ay to economical buying. They show you what you want at the lowest price and tell you where it may be had. You can go direct to get it or order it delivered. You save time, save money. Read the advertisements --and read them regularly. Guide your buying by your reading ... advertised products are worthy ones. *• A .3.; - £ - '• . I f j< *y ,- "?l • £jii ' v\ .. -1* y A