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;pf<" '.1&P fe; /TV «- ?. •»» . S*~" llllflfll «*. •,-.» "••* --v-. **.' V>., - ' \~ -- •' >* O , •-?* :„V THE M'HENRY PLAINDEALEE, THURSDAY, JULY 13,1933. Prl> WITH MIKE' orchestra plays two periods of music in all England. Now don't misundera day--one in the morning and one stand. A public school in England's in the afternoon. Each night after not like our kind, but a private school dinner we have had dances and mov- for the dukes' and lords' children to ing pictures. The latter, however,' attend if they can reach the proper were not talkies. And, of course,' standards. We were in one of the there is the ship's saloon, which forms buildings supposed to have been built quite a good deal of entertainment. ! in 1440 and the beams were made 'Of course, deck tennis, shuffle- from some of the ships of the Spanish Rotterdam, June 17, 1933. "*lly Dear Kind Fooblic", in the famous words of Mr. Slogenhour over ytjfD. •" 'Am I heppy! No, just dizcy- This day has been filled with much excite- ^ ment. Not for the crew, perhaps, but board, dice, golf and swimming are Armada, but if you study your history Jot ^ me, ^ at least thrill®,) dining popular.' Many of the less active you will find that the Spanish Armaalttusic, cabins, promenades and what- people spend their time reading and da was dissipated not before 1440 «At have kept me none too still. sitting in the open when the weather but in the year 1588. I may be wrong "We hoisted anchor away at 12:05 permits. Some promenade around the but I think that is right. Anyway I this a. m. and you can hardly realize ^eck, which, when encircled eight sat in the head master's chair and toe befttuy and scenery of lighted times, makes a mile. In other words tried to look very dignified, but our New York from the Hudson river. The that particular deck is equal, in peri- gang is pretty lively and consequentships, barges, recreational and Qpgfc"! meter to the H. S. cinder track. ly, my dignity was lost. The cost for nig dance palaces, steamships, ligBu*» "We have seen birds that resemble the tution alone is between 250 and rairangs lining the shores and the Terns very much at the very middle 300 pounds. The American equiva- Statue of "Liberty are almost a sight 0f the ocean. They live by catching lent on today's rate of exchange may that makee one wonder as to whether Very small fish and eating waste be found by multiplying that sum by it is real or just a case of pure revery. thrown from the steamers. j$4 21. Then board, room, etc., are I swear, I never have seen such an Few have been fortunate enough to extra. One must enter his sons at wectncai display nor do I expect to see whales, bub-not I, however. I've very nearly their births. So early we such until I get back in New York seen many porpoise, they remind me that the present true story came harbor. I very much of how a group of ont- about. The headmaster got a tele- "Youpeopk, perhaps* do riot realise W>ak motor "boats' might" took going gram asking entrance for the senders the feeling one has when the old boat through waves that were about ten son. A couple of weeks later another Starts to move. I tell you I didnt feet high. The people watch them telegram , was in hand asking that know whether to laugh or cry, wheth- awe and astonishment, because'such reservations be cancelled, be eivto feel satisfied or vica-versa, or tj,e porpoise propels himself with cause it was a girl. whether to jump off or run down in horizontal motion instead of the ver- j "Someone on board was talking tlie hold. My old heart jumped up tic si motion that most fish have. abcut Piccadilly Circus. Well, you 1*> about sixty miles an hour speei "Some of us have sneaked around can bet I was going and was I sura& d ^ hegan to be afraid I might have through the various classes of cabins- 'prised when I found the circus means an early death from what Major Im- Two of us got permission from the circle. While visiting at Oxford colsie called arterios chrosis, however, I purser to go through the holds in this lege we were surprised at a peculiar <'a.lmed ^own a n°Wv , 'ship. At times we were thirty feet painting hanging in the galleries. I. < Advice ^iven to tne, relative to below the surface of the ocean, es-'was a certain-graduate by the name eating was not too^much, but the pedally, in the rope stores and in!of Strange. It*made little difference enstom of the Dutch is to eat five the 'aft' part of the ship where^ the • where you stood, he always looked times a day. Imagine me being on a shafts that drive the twin screws are. right at you. If you walked from one diet with all that food, nothing doing. "Among other things that we (end of the hall to the other the head Well, here s noping the fish won t get foun(j were a refrigeration system, absolutely followed you--even if you too much of it. It seems to me that electric generators, massive boilers,1 retraced your steps. We even divided forty-eight furnaces, tons and tons of cur group and always he was watch- cialIy elect traveled the winding drlveseives regular banquets with the ex- coa] £reat sized pistons that were i in^ each of us, no matter where we ception of speakers Thank Heaven aj- least twenty-four inches long, tw y j stood. No doubt, many-of you have * _ 'driving shafts that were fully 100 ft. (read Scott's great novel 'Kennilworth' Many of you, no doubt, have rioaen ion^ and eighteen inches in diameter, I had the good fortune to visit the sor* °f steamer, lake, river, jjnfj at lower levels in these rooms a! ruins of the netting of the pld story. ®*pan, or otherwise, but 111 give you temperature that was about 60 de- Ann Hathoway's, the wife of William a_ short description of our good ship gree3 F., and at the top at 120 de-j Sha! speare home still stands near ^Rotterdam.' Itte a double^ masted, grees tc 130 degrees, F. j Stratford on Avon. We visited that two funnelled old baby with eight "Yes, you can easily see that our and the old birthplace of William himpassenger decks and plenty more be- time is well taken up on this, what self. You can get your old pictures low the water-line for the crew, en1 mjght be called, small traveling city. Lights of O ' J WAL1 NEW YORK WALTER TRUMBULL Society is returning to Central park in increasing numbers. The socially elect are returning on roller skates. Nowadays observers may note members of the Junior league gliding over the long asphalt stretch on the Mall on roller skates along with youngsters from the tenements, matrons listed in the Social Register, and Ice men. Celebrities of the stage and screen also go to the park to skate. On a recent Sunday afternoon I noticed, among others, Beatrice LiUie and Ethel Barrymore. lt'% quite the thing to give a Casino tea with Mall skating as an added feature. Mrs. Fenton Taylor, so I'm told, started the fad. As the Mall Is public property, there are no barriers. Hence the mingling M aeclety and the masses. SPOILED SPORT fines and machinery. The fore part «Soxne other interesting fact., are Of the ship is used for the first cabins we travel about 412 miles each 24 passengers and the amount of yibra- Votirs or about 17 miles an hour. We tion is least. The next section is the cy,£nge our time fifty minutes' each Tourist section in which a major prp- day. We get a newspaper each momportion of the ship's passengers are "located. ing printed right here on the ship. The rear section which is Thfl news comes b , very rough riding (something like a ra<?io from Nantucket, N. J. hayrack cn a gravel road) located over the engins and screw propellers making the third class section. In the lounging rooms one may write, sit, read and act according to ones wishes as long as no one is menaced by one. The saloon, one deck above, is used ^or the same purpose, except smokdistance "My next letter will probably der< nibe some of England to you." Til then, M. L. SCHOENROI.T.4. London, W. G. I., June 27, 1933. "Cheerio Folks, Cheerio: , ... . , "Well, we hav* t»een doing a lot of ing and the quaffing of beverages Londcn ^ Sh-^spere country these aye allowed. One often hears much last few days v the cont ary of loud giiffaws and laughter come from foreign opinion on I^ondon fog wct" «^fl00 1 ,?~n0t a11 m®le V01Ces elther- have had 1. Vt:vtlv little, wholi fact V, The dining room is a most beau- has been much to oUr favor. 7®1 ln £UdshlF: Te*chm.g fro,m "Yesterday in the morning we took side to s®de. When the ship is rock- some of the famous historical tog, one may view the sea at close churchoE of old London Town Wken range one moment, and at the next t say London Town I mean that. The only clear sky may be seen. The tables are all stationary and each article of glass and earthenware are like our old wagon we use£ to pick corn in; i. e., high sided or with a city of London, much to the surprise f frreigners and 1 fact t1 a>* many people of this great town do r..)t know, is not the wo •, IV, largest city but one of the smallest. It has 2&nL h,?*Td" K0f COArSt' T thp shouldn t complain if he needs to dip * tremendous population of approx- imately 300 people whi,e the a little deeper for his soup. My guess is that is better than soup in the lap. A peculiar circumstance-- the waiters are either German or Dutch, the menus are written in that we know and is in reality London Town has the population of nearly ten million. And, of course, doing a bit of London would be utterly incomplete unless the St Paul's Catheout and assure yourself by my permission that is very real and still j standing today. Since I am interested in good old William's work, I take, great pride in saying I sat in his favorite chair and climbed the steps that he, no doubt, trod upon many a time, o "Do you remember Grey's 'Elegy Written in a Country Church Yard'? We viewed those places mentioned in that poem. The same yew tree that he sat under while writing this famous poem still stands and is reputed to be over a thousand years old. Even the church still stands and beside it on the east lie the remains of Grey. "We went through Stoke Poges where the international foot races between colleges are held each year. It is a small city located on the Thames. "If I wrote everything, you'd know everything and that wouldn't be any benefit to my ability to brag, thus 1 break off, bidding you, Cheerio, SCHOENHOLTZ* In the days when New York was little old New York, the Mall was merely a grassy plain and was a popular strolling place on Sunday afternoons. A band concert then was the most diverting feature. Incidentally, band concerts are still held on Sundays on the Mall during the summer season and Edwin Franko Goldman, band leader, wrote a march by that name, which Is always popular with his audiences. In the old days of the quiet strolls, he was merely a cornet player in the band that delighted the old New Yorkers. • • • ' Back tn those quiet old days. It was quite the thing to go driving in thftj park In the afternoon. Then the soways at a slow pace In their carriages and other smart equipages, with sedate coachmen and froien-faced footmen as attendants. When the automobile first came along, it so agitated the horses that cars were barred from the park. Now the motor car Is In possession, with only occasionally a carriace, the occupant of which ^is usually some haughty dowager of another day. Algernon, armed with up-to-flate fishing outfit, emerged from the railway station and made straight for the stream. He wore a contented and expectant smile as he arranged his tackle and adjusted the bait. Then he selected a shady spot on the bank near the bridge, threw out his line, and awaited results. For two hours he waited, and for a quarter of that time a yokel annoyed him by leaning over the bridge and watching him. At last the yokel spoke. "HI, mister," he said, "you'll catch no fish there." The sportsman threw down his rod in disgust. "You silly juggins 1" he exclaimed. "Why- did you tell me that? Now you've spoiled my whole' day's fishing!" tOL# *• , - - -j-* • 1 WmjM - , . •^W yow family goln« to be actiw In society?" - "I suppose so,v answered Senator Sorghum. "You can't expect them, to deny themselves the same pleasures that they enjoyed at home." "Will you become a social butterfly yourself?" "No, I'll keep working hard and try to fly high enough to get into the alrplane class." ' ' V' ' June 29, 1933. "Well Folks, we travelled all night i*i a puddle jumber from Ha^wick to the Hook of Holland. We got very little sleep as the old tub rocked worse than a wagon on the "jocky road to Dublin", and, then to top things of that sort off we had to get up at 5 o'clock. We left after breakfast for a tour around The Hague or as the Nederlanders call it-- Den We saw the queen's palace, some statues, and old churches. We French, .„d the papers . hetro- know ' m.e,n •»»>>• **>• So™ second in ,\k only to St Peter', of |H..e are refined, some fine and some ought *> »«- .. . J to be fined. On.h , we.l,l , w' e all can "tV be Rome. My,„ i t. i s ,a m,a ssive ol,d s.t ru,c - , perfect as I am--not. After ill ™ . en.ough ,to 1)0 Iwent to Leyden to Harlem. The lat- Jost a picture for yon. I get along **1? "f „ Tf °fu °?,e 1t<yT is famous for the chocolate drops V9ry well with them. ?f the organs. It certainly was thrill- |th« same as New York City's Harlem "While on the deck I thought I'd the least- except this one is the candy center Itlbk over the sights. On the portside v1,8 cathedral ™»ny jery not- f^of course. Amsterdam was next and 1 saw much water. On the starboard peopJf ,have ^ hu!let A,mo^i^ ^ the real capital of Holland, f saw much water, off the bow I saw m. l&. Nelson> °"f .of. ®n?lan^ »1 Wherever the Queen resides that is much water, looking aft, I saw much * £ se^a.n, Hl8 18 ;th? caPito1 *nd Amsterdam is the rewnter, looking down, I saw much wat- the great dome in the a.dence right now. From the capiat. looking up I saw much water CeBter Goi^/^nd, tol we went to the Island of Marken. (rain), therefore, I came to the con- d\d' we, had ^us ^ hear " is an island in the Zuider Zea that elusion, there is much water in these ° y a f^w °f these great men, has a population of 1400 people and %eyar perts'. From the information mark .they are all related. Very few have gotten from one of the deckhands, I J""8 .Cf°S3infir 'n ,fron 15' **ver left the island and the people mav anticipate as late as three days ° the great altar of this great church hvo within the same customs, conwe were able to see where the Lord, «• , 'Water, water everywhere and all «» T^ ' Tf W bo«rd» did shrink.' "rts- ^ lm' H 'An attraction, not to he slighted, hence to see much water, perhaps you « w W"C"I T °°7 i ^tions and traditions they did hunrecall from the poem 'Ancient Marin- ^a.y?r Jm*ny of the ^'^her of- drtds of years ago--you know woodficials sat during certain ceremonial. en shoes, several petticoats, heavy acts. 'By Jove', It was a bit interest-. knit stockings, long hair, large pantamg if you should 'awsk^we. ! Irons, etc. On this island there are is the swimming pool and gymnasium *vJrJ"^»8tTrf "Cha"*in* of only six wedding gowns and they have combined. One mav ride a 'horse'. M - Buckingham Palace fs been handed down for four or five «rtw a boat', throw the medicine ball ? y, of su,clJe ^ *** *9 dom* hundred years and each time a girl « do most any other exercise that can Jfndon " concerned. Beheve you me becomes a bride she wears one of be done in a room twenty by twenty thf,are "rt^,.nly dre*fd H'ese- Incidentally, we learned that feet. Then as a finishing touch to not f!4 kl"' " the old ^pre^lon uhen a boy proposes to a girl and she the bounteous and glorious health- t0 ^ ^ accep^' he *ives her a Pair ^ hand giving exercise, he may take a swim took ,t l hat.t^ men.carved wooden shoes that he has dein the twenty by twenty foot pool ^andvng on march for the night were S1gned ^l^v^elf. That suffices the leheved by a regiment for the duties same as our old custom, the diamond, of the day. The performance was The people sleep in little cubby holes one that any individual, after seeing in the wall and the children sleep it, will never orget- ; under the parental - bed. For food "Old Big Ben, that is sometimes these people eat fish and buy a few heard in America if the wind is blow- products from the money they re- I licked my lips. One of the most ing ™ght and the radio is used was cive from visitors. nsique surprises of the day came as ?'"ot er sipht that made our stay in | "I had a great deal of fun getting t tasted a very strong salty brine ai? interesting one. While we niv picture taken with two of the old ilfct had settled there. 1were looking over Westminster Abby, ladies. I managed to rent a pair of " "If you have read this far, ray dock tolled out the hours of shoes from one of the young men near guess is you have a great deal of esP<K'ially for us. |the dock long enough for the pose patience, too. Thanks for the com-1, you are familiar with the -nd shot. pliment. jterm PellI Mell, 1. e., he ran down thej "It's too had in one way and prob- MKRWTN L- SCHOENHOLTZ, T. B.* l'L ,a__ AnY^7 I was ably, a good thing for the people of •ither at 4 ft 6 in. or 8 ft. depths. Not had, I should say, not bad; and I know. A while ago I stood on the prow nosing into a good 'Sou' easter', and perhaps after twenty minutes or, bo, •Tired Boy. S. S. Rotterdam, Jana 22, IMS. ffy Dear Friends: 8i°W^.nbtr,,tb* "fpres^lon originat- the Isle of Marken that the Holland ti 1 JL \S ^ ro*d in front of government have been working threp Buckingham Palace, running a half a, years on a project to drain 50.000 mile or ?o north and on it his majesty j acres of the Zuider Zea, thus in thirty "'BBvy tthh*e ttiimm#e> tthhiiss vvooynagne ius tfhkrmoun9guh expressi.o n3, ph. e caem 1e3 down hethnec e,r othade 8thix* r«y eoarrilsl wKhae n™ the project is finished '** >*ve been on the ocean, ap- 'Pell Mell', which translated would be! ^ i Tik« j proximately eight days. Now, I in 'full regalia'. * ! u ^^ , kkbnooww yvooun wwaanntt; ftrot kknnonwv what we do; Orkli dj tL ondjo n to* wer, w.h ere many a sthoem etimems dw e rode above the le, vel .o.l with ourselves all the time. Well,'person was sentenced to long im- j Manv old windmillkn«il t,1Ptwo big pasttimes are sleeping and prisonment and sometimes death, ap- jn» aiK| d0inir ereat amounts nf wm-V fating only five times a day. for some peared to us a gruesome old building, but thev too like thi> Isle of Marken t a t t h e y t u i v o m o r e m o n e y . n d t h i r s t I n i t . t t h e p r e s e n t t i m e . r e s o m e o f U L ™ i I h«ve-the former being rery the Eng'ish roy.1 M .mong Urt ye„ * «r "S,e ti^»"d of the important. Horse racing is very pop-, which are the largest diamonds in the "long arms" were torn down nr nut ^pa:rd"obn,Z thred -ra cwe t^ratdie0 hl!a 1 artificial Tthe' rlhiu.n'hdree ds of million* of dollars, j igina] one. ^rthelr if- •wl«fS1X lanCS S\X horses and "Ir3 the king's possession at this A real dutch cheese factory was twenty spaces- Then three dice that time are 6% tons of solid gold. That quite a source of 'Info' for most of m are rolled, *-i-- -- --l- * *--•-- * 1 -- •* Manhattan ramblings and ruminations: A peg-legged accordion player on upper Broadway whose repertoire consists of airs oft the old Soutji. . . . Raises his hat and smiles whenever a coin drops Into his cup. . . . But never misses a note. . . . The deserted old Wendel mansion at Thirty-ninth street and Fifth avenue. ... Seems to grow more dingy each day. . . , Claimants for the vast fortune still fighting in Surrogate's court. ... A pallid Broadway columnist eating breakfast in Sardi's at four p. m. . . . Probably up early at that.' . . . Lay offs In front of the Palace telling one another how good they are. . . . Vaudeville folks are the greatest optimists ln the worldy . . . Actors are a close second. . . . Constance Collier on her way to the Actors Dinner club. . . . Sign in a candy, camera, alarm clock filled drug store window: "We also fill prescriptions." • • • _ A Park avenue deb with a monocle. . . . Haven't seen any of them In trousers as yet. . . . Plenty ln riding breeches though. . . . Accidents are not infrequent on Central park riding paths . . . The daughter of a prominent family Is still wearing a plaster cast as the result of one a year ago. . . and there's still a question whether or not she'll be able to walk without crutches. . . . Whenever I think of her I don't laugh when I see Central park riders bouncing up and down on their mounts. . . . But I still think of Col. Heinrich Pickert and his war-time riding class of Detroit busi ness men ... and what he used to say when he saw daylight between the rider and the saddle. • • • Heard about a millionaire, who stlU has the money he mad* tn the stock market. . . . Was playing contract bridge at a tenth of a cent a point . Got $2.40 behind. . . ./Tore up the cards with the remark, "I never di<1 have any luck." . . . Mazle Collins (Hello. Blnghampton 1) would have said, "With my luck." . . . Heard about an ex-millionaire In the financial district. ... Hasn't a dime but Is happy. . . . Says he's getting acquainted with the most wonderful woman ln the world and the two finest boys. . . . Holds that closer contact with his family is worth more than a million. ... Heard also about a cafeteria dishwasher who's paying the rent and grocery bills of a lower East side family to whom he Isn't even related. . . . But the family took him In a year ago when he was sick and down and out. . . and he holds that as long as he has any kind of job that family will have a roof and food. . . . I like that. e. im. Ball Sradicat*.--WNU Servlo*. Seemed Wasteful The 'son of the house was gasing through the drawing room window at the rain. ' Presently he turned to his mother. "Mummy," he said, "why does It rain?" "To make things grow," she replied: "to give us flowers and apples and pears--" "Then why does it rain pn the pavements?" asked the child.; r -- Obeying lastractleM _. The new' office boy had been Instructed how to answer callers. Just before noon a man asked, "Is the boss tn?" "Are you a salesman, a bill collector or a friend of his?", the boy inquired. "AH three," was t^>e answer. "Well, he's ln I business confer-*, ence." EXPRESSION "See the latest? A beauty specialist says the back may be made high-- ly expressive" "It can when a woman turns It »B you." . Lime's Busy George (From Next Poor)--Mra Jones, may I use your telephone? Mrs. Jones--Certainly, George. li yours out of order? ' . George--Well, not exactly, but sis it using it to hold up the window, ma'i cutting biscuits with the mouthpiece*; and baby's teething on the cord.--Wall Street Journal. Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Rita and daughters of Ivanhoe visited- Mr. and Mrs. William Wirtz Fourth of July: The Volo cemetery society met at the home of Mrs. S. J. Russell Thursday. Five tables oi airplane bunco were played. The society will meet at the home of Mrs. Alvin Case, August 3. Mr. and Mrs. Esse Fistier spent the Fourth of July at the home o# Mr. and Mrs. Leslie Davis at Slocum Lake Milton Dowell accompanied Mrs. AWells and family of Webster, S. D., to the Fair in Chicago Wednesday. Deputy Warden William Ros9duestcher of Joliet spent the week-end here with relatives and friends. " Mrs.. Beatrice Dowell spent Sunday With Miss Hazel Townsend at Round Lake. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Rossman and sen of Barreville spent Sunday evening at the home of Mr. and Mrs. & A. Vasey. Herman Dunker wa§, a Maywood caller, Wednesday. • ' Mrs. E. Bacon and daughter, Vinni* motored to Elgin Sunday. Miss Hilda Oeffling of W^ukegan is enjoying her vacation Wre with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Oeffling. W. G. Maloney of Chicago spent Saturday here with friends. Miss Ruth Compton of Minneapolis was visiting her aunt, Mrs. Grace Kirwan the past week| Mr. and Mrs- Fred Casper spent Saturday evening at the home of Mr. J*tA .. • m-.vi'- Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Fisher and fam ily attended the twenty-sixth annual I and Mrs. Earl Townsend at Richmond reunion of the Powers families at the! Mr. and Mrs. H. Whitcomb of Callhome of Mr. and Mrs- Willis Power!fomia visited Mr. and Mrs. John near Tower Lake the Fourth of J[uly. Oeffling the past week. Mr. and Mrs. Frank St. George J Miss Emma Vogt is spending liar spent Saturday evening with Mr. and, 1 vacation at Channel Lake. ' Mis. Kovar at Ingleside. Miss Mary McGuire, Dorothy Lee Mr. and Mrs. Anthony Wegner and j and Katherine Marie Wagner and family, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Wiser j Frank Henkel visited Mr. and Mrs. and family attended a family reunion ; Frank Henkel Sr., at Waukegan Tuesat Amboy, 111., at the Amboy ,Park: day evening. ' .*4. >m • n , '* • . ; Sunday. . •' --v.;' Miriam King is conflned to her bed at. this writing- •' \ A number of friends pleasantly surprised Mrs. Clark ^icholls in honor of a stork shower at the home'of Mrs. Roy Passfield Saturday after- Mr. and Mrs. Fred Casper spent the Fourth of July with friends at Fox Lake. * ' Miss Viola Thennes sponsored a shower in honor of her sister, Evelyn, at the home of their parents, Mr. and Mrs. P. Thennes Sunday after- A ;-£\ •>-. noon. Four tables of airplane bunco \ noon. Miss Evelyn Thennes will bewere played. Prizes were won by Mrs. George Scheid, Jr., Mrs. Ray Seymour and Mrs. Myrtle Nicholls. Mrs. R. C. Hayes and family ol Woodstock spent Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs- Herman Dunker. come the bride of Mr. Leo Detrick of Johnsburg Wednesday morning at the Peter's church at Volo. A3 an optimist consider the dandelion digger. *r->r Flail (ft* B*B Sptm Exhibit, Communis cmtions Bu ild ing, Cmmry of Pmpm "TELEPHONE MB EVERY WEEKt" • How comforting it it to know that at matter how far your children may go for their summer vacation, they can telephone home in a few minutes and let you know they are safe and "having the time of their lives!" When you send, the children to camp this summer, mak» arrangements to have them telephone home at least once a week. The cost of these calls will be surprisingly small and the children may have the calls charged to your home telephone if you wish! Senor "Sphynx" It True to Nickname •y WILLIAM L. BRUCKART Washington. -- Senor Alberto Panl, secretary of the treasury of Mexico, spent some time In Washington recently and demonstrated why he Is called "the splynx" in his home bailiwick. A number of newspaper correspondents arranged to Interview him, but their efforts were not altogether successful, for Senor "Sphynx" was Just about that silent One question after another was shot at him. His response usually was a shrug of the shoulder. Tet finally he warmed up and said: "Gentlemen, what is the use of all of this? Let's have a drink." ^ Loag, Laag Ago la the days of Columbus, dinner for anyone who really amounted to anything ln Spanish society consisted of from 12 to 16 meat courses. measure 4x4x4 time the people's dwelling and the fourth time a number mm*. taIc.es. in aI1 8orte ,of forks> us- After our investigation we found j I guess was just miscellaneous. with the P: I i0rSC Tta,S r' cr0™s' 9CePr tere. Pjates, case?, that the cows, factory and home of We also, saw where the former ^ved^e^nT^If ^ J® etC,\, 1 T*? ^ J°l!y were *» under the same Kaiser of Germany makes a visit. Sit i« irJW ,"LP ( ^ ^ "nonnt. What do you loof. The center of the lowly dwell- usually, twice a week. No, we didnt m ^ • in« ^ ***< one sidethe see him. The guide said ha was'oat EtTKaJn^ ^ ^ v ? K®*1 Eaton prep sows (excepting in summer months) to toocfc.' ttt I navent won any. Then the ships school the finest of the public schools another the factory, and still another KL SCQOENBOLTt" Plaindealer Want Ads bring results ON AN AVE RAG | WASHDAY YOUR ABOUT YOUR THERE'S * washday bargain you may not fully realize because it isn't usually price tagged. It's the you use to run,your Washing machine. The power that swishes al1 the dirt >ut ot clothes 111 the nib and wrings them out Ibr the line costs msi a fraction 9ver a penny an bout in the average itorthern Illinois home Less than J cents* worth ot electricity takes the hard work out oi washday PUBLIC SERVICE COMPANY OF NORTHERN ILLINOIS Eketrie t vmbm mmr BtPtr km prtttd M t»u> ai your Puttie Senna Start mndtthtr had