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THE M HENRY PLAINDEALER, THURSDAY, SEPT. 21,1933 -1* • WJ 1 fOHNSBUBG Mr. and Mrs. AleV^reund of Chicago spent a week's vaeawon at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Stephen H. Smith. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Michels and Mrs. Albert Huff and Miss Helen and Clarence Michels were Elgin callers Thursday. - Mrs. Steve King spent Thursday and Friday in Chicago. Mrs. John P. Schaefer and daughter, Anita, and Mrs. John J. Smith spent two days in Chicago with Mr. and Mrs. Henry Schutz. They attended' the World's Fair on Tuesday- Mrs. Steve King spent Thursday and Friday in Chicago. Mrs. Katherine Kerhmann and son, Anthony, of New Munster and Miss Anna Kerhmann of Racine, Wis., were visitors in the home of Mr. and Mrs. William Althoff recently. Miss Angela and Miss Adel'.a Tonyam visited at the home of their grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. William Althoff, Sunday afternoon. ' John Nett was a Woodstock caller Friday afternoon. ; , Mi3s Carolina Freund of Chicago spent a few days with her parents, Mr- and Mrs. Peter FVeond this week, and returned to Chicago Wednesday where sh'e is employed. Mr. and Mrs. FranK Pitzen and Mrs. George King and son, Junior, were Woodstock visitors Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. Louis Althoff and daughter, Mary, of McHenry were visitors in the home of their parents here Wednesday evening. Mr. and Mrs. William Tonyan and family of. McHenry visited at the home of his mother, Mrs. Elizabeth Tonyan, Sunday. The Lady Foresters held their meeting Tuesday evening with forty-one sisters present. Prizes were awarded in five hundred to Miss Martha Hettermann, first; Mrs. William Hiller, second and Mrs. William May. Bunco to Mrs. Ben Stilling, first; Mrs. Joe Miller, second, and Mrs. William Tohyan. Lunch was served at the close. Mrs. Joseph May of West McHenry spent Friday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. John Degen. Mr- and Mrs. Henry Thelen and Mrs. John M. Schmitt motored to Burlington Thursday. Mrs. Joe P. Millet visited with her daughter, Mrs. Mike Gorski, at Woodstock Wedtres<!ay Mr. and Mrs. Peter Freund and daughter, and Mrs. Joe King and daughters were Elgin visitors Friday. Mrs. Joseph Degen from Iowa called at the home of Mr. Slid Mrs. John Degen Thursday. Miss "Mabel King, Rosemary Schafer and Alvera Hettermann were in Waukegan Monday afternoon. Miss Laura Schaerer, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Peter M. Schaefer, was operated on for appendicitis last week at St. Theresa hospital at Waukegan The ladies of the Community club met "at the home of Mrs. Joe King Monday evening. Prizes in five hundred "were given to J* rs. Joe J. Freund first; Mrs. John A. Miller, second and Mrs. Peter Smith, third. Lunch was served. Miss Oliva Hettermann of, Crystal Lake spent Monday with her parents, Mr-'and Mrs. Joe. B. Hettermann. Joe Schmitt and Fredrick Schmijtt motored to Chicago Friday. Miss Katherine AlChoff of Elgin spent Sunday with her parents, Mr. tuid Mrs. William Althoff. Miss Marie Hiller of Crystal Lake spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Jehn Hiller. Mrs. Henry Stoffet and daughter, Marie, of Volo visited with John Pitaen "Sunday afternoon. John Huff motored to Twin Lakes Sunday afternoon to visit with Mr. and Mrs. Peter Huff. Mr- and Mrs. Peter Freund and daughter, Viola, motored to Chicago Saturday to visit with Mr. and Mrs- Bob Welke. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Michels and son of Crystal Lake visited with Mr. and Mrs. Joe Michels Sunday. "Mr. and Mrs. John Rauen and Mr. and'Mrs. Math Rauen of Spring Grove were visitors in the home of John HFreinid Sunday. Both Cnrtou 4Bf*am--How did you say that <!tf lhap lost his hand? Ezekifel--He put It Into a horse's month;to see how many teeth ft had. Hiram--What happened then? E)c£kiel--The horse closed his mouth nee how man.v fingers the man tuuL Artist Afield "This pleture seems unfinished." "T was painting a cloud." •««es?" - -f'And it moved away on me." gay you read it tn THE PLAINDEALER.. ' ' V ^SLOCUM LAKi Wr. and Mrs. Jack Geary and soh, Jimmie were callers at McHenry Saturday evening. Mrs. Raymond Lusk and daughter, Betty Lou, of Maple Park spent a few days last week at the home of Mr. and Mrs. John Blomgren. Mrs. Celia Knox and Mrs. H. J. Shaffer of McHenry spent Sunday at the home of their father here. Mr. and Mrs- Harry Matthews and sons and Mr. and Mrs. Wjllard Darrell were Sunday supper guests at the home of Mr. and Mrs. LaDoyt Matthews at Forest Park. Mr. and Mrs. Hartman and three children of Chicago spent Sunday nt the home of Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Berg. Mrs. Geo. Ltindgren of Wauconda spent last Wednesday at the Blomgren home. W. E. Brooks and Otis Phillips were business callers at McHenry Wednesday^ " . . I ' , Mr. and Mrs. A. Foss and daughter Vivian, of Libertyville and Mrs Gertrude Johns and daughter, Gertrude, of Wauconda were callers Sunday at the Wm. Foss home. • Arthur Wackerow spent last Tfoura^ day with relatives in Chicago. - H. L. Brooks and son, Harold, attended the Cubs-Brooklyn ball game at Wrigley field in Chicago Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. John Blomgren and Mrs. Geo., Lundgren of Wauconda spent Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Lusk at Maple Park. Mrs. Lusk and daughter returned home with them after a visit here. Mrs. Lucile Rohman and Alfred Rau of Chicago spent Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. H. L. Brooks. Willard Darrell and A. D. Smith of Libertyville and Ed Harris of Grayslake attended a farm supply meeting at Decatur Monday. Mrs. Ray Dowell spent last Friday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Earj Davis near Wauconda. : MAKING IT UNANIMOU$ ' A certain senator In Washfftjjtfeh was pestered by a politician who Insisted that he- was entitled to be appointed to an office with a nice fat salary attached to It The candidate complained that he was no^ getting fair treatment. Everybody was ignoring his claims. The newspapersweren't saying a word about.him.. He became more earnest and said: "There's a conspiracy of silence against me--a conspiracy of silence. What do you think I ought to do?" "Join it," said the senator, prompt If.--tathflnder 5M agazine. GIVE HIM TIME Tom--1 hope we'll agree after we're married. Tess--Maybe you won't at first, but you'll soon learn to. : REACHES THE TOP k Miss Virginia Van Wle of Chicago with the cup she won at the Gxmoor club when she captured the women's national golf championship. In the final match she defeated Miss Helen Hicks «f In wood, N. Y. Cat Travel* 275 Tommy, house cat which a Grass Valley <Ca!if.) woman presented to a friend, escaped from aa automobile bearing it to its new home, at Eureka, Callf„ and traveled 275 miles a<cress six conltea to retwra W tibs Upward Broad Medical I •fluent* Galen, the fa-mows <?redk vbysVrfan, probaWy wielded a medical Influence over more persons than amy tfther man. His hundreds <ef boots on health, disease and drugs formed a -system Of medicine that mled Asia, Africa anl Europe for almost 1,300 years.-^COIOmTm Weekly. A Huge Ice Drift IV Ice that drifts into the Atlantic «*c1i year from the two polar regions to cnngh (• wer all the land of 'the earth with an Ice blanket a foot thick. Queen'* Printer and Publisher The woman wfeo was made printer and pnWlsher ii ordinary -to Queen Vktoria of England was Rmfly Faithful, an English philanthropist who took a great iutenest; te*the conditions of working women, fn "1860 she aet op In London a printing establishment for women and shortly thereafter was appointed printer and publisher tn ordinary to the queen. > Subtlety? .'•.•?l»y::.i»d:-,plighted their trotli. at)d were talking things over. They both decided to be forbearing and longsuffering and patient with each other. "I shall not be like the husbands who get cross If the dinner Is cold," said the man. "If you ever did,' said the girl, sweetly, "I would make It hot for your Ot# •( These English Jake* "How did the Are start?" "My wife threw the goldfish at me." "What! How could water start a fire?" "Well, the bowl hit the cat, the cat clawed the curtains down onto the gas Jet, and In a minute the whole place was ablaze." Ofc, How Shocking The Lady--I want a canary's bathtub. • Dealer--Here you are, madam. The Lady--That dish? -Haven't yon got a private bath--one with a *cr.eea of some kind around It? No Reusa for Stopping ^Piffle Policeman--Hey, you! WHInt yon hear me yelling for yon to stop? Motor Fiend--Oh. was that yon yelling? I thought that was. just (somebody I MM m «wr. AH the Sam* to Kim • Head Waiter--Would monsieur prefer Spanish, French or Italian cooking? Customer--I <*o®*t minfl--H want a belled -egg.--Passing Show 'Magazine. • SOME STENOG. "I'm tired of reading about the mart girt 'secretary.**' "You're cot half a«;tired as the fel- Uows will fee who hawe to listen to her •dictation." la Case of Doubt "When political perplexities .arise,** said HI Ho. the sage #f Chinatosvn, "It Is a wise man arbe knows when rto go fishing."--Washington flttar. Wood Wins Harmsworth Trophy Race fee * KoVber Mop The home service department of a ilarge electrical conoern received this mote from a woman customer: "I have •a pet dog which Insists on chewing •the electric lamp c<wtis If he ever foltes through a cord and any of the leak* oat, will ( get a shock If I tm«p It opT* Wrong Slrade • , •"Caa jwa atoange these tablet* for filter* • ;/V "But the tablets are }mt fts good." "\jodk here, gm"nor, have you ever tried to hktw a tablet through a peashooter?" :• ; SW*« Had Enough of That Mary--Marry me and 1 promise to spend every evening with y«u. Edythe--That would be See .much like' being engaged to yoa. Parted With It "Haven't seen .Tones for 26 years. Does he still part his hair tn ihe middle?" "Oh, yea, but the parting is abeoit fljfa i&ebes wide." Bound to -Happea We--They've dropped anchor again. She--Serves them right. They've had It dangling over the side all moru lag.--Kaasas City Star. Use* Colored Cement Paint The works of a young Spanish artist should endure for at least one reason. They are painted in cement The Innovator impregnates sn^ooth cement before it dries, with powdered colota, Aerial view of the speedboat ra^e at Detroit In which Oar W.x>d In Miss America X defeated Hubert Scott-Pata* JpfliM l» Him Britain HI and retained th* parmaworth trophy. : When Tiger* Stalk Tigers stay under cover during daytime hours but come out at dusk to begin tfe* night's wort «f stalking prey. Artist and Model By JANNIS PARKER ©. by McClurf Newi»p«.per Syndicate. WNU 8«rviM 1 » ." 'j LOU, ascending the bus stairs, clutched the hand-rail as they tore up Fifth avenue. It was. 3:00 a. m. . Her plerrette costutne was mussed, her disposition was ruined. It had not been fun to watch Jerry get more and more absorbed in Eunice; Eunice, whom he had promised so long ago not to keep playing around with. Lou smiled grimly, and hated men. Jostled "from side to side she finally made" a seat. The bus was deserted save for a middle-aged man sitting towards the rei^r. The thought of her own beloved father flashed through her mind ; ,and she hated him top; bated him for • hav ing been. so cbrt*ect > In bis appraisal of jerry, "He just isn't made of your sort Of 'stuff, my pretty." Thatlj >what .her dad had said. " 7 ^ • jSe bus sa(led. aibng some ten blocks when Ixui looked up, startled. **I was wondering, if yotf*d .pose for me?" It was the man from the Year seat., He stood at her side, poised lightly. Handsome he was, and knowing it Dark, crisp hair splashed with gray at the temples. ' Lou was not the first young thing to think him stunning. " "I'm an artist" he explained. "And I find you an unusual type. The way your hair coils around your bead, for Instance." \ . Lou turned coldly aside. He t<#k the liberty of seating himself beside her. "Isn't this quite a late hour for a young lady to be going home alone?" he queried. "Especially when that young lady is, beautiful?" "I'm not necessarily going home," she flung at him, and turned abruptly away to scan the deserted streets. "Oh ho!" he laughed. "I'm getting a front row seat on modern youth." His face was very sober as they streaked under an arc llaht "Still," he continued, "you'll admit It's quite late for a young girl to be out alone. If you were aged and stooped It wouldn't matter. Bijt, my dear child, there are all sorts of men abroad at this hour." "Apparently." "What would your mother say?** "Precisely what my father would." "Oh, they get along so ideally, do they?" Loo smiled, but ever so slightly. Really, he was quite sweet. •"And what would your father say?" **I*reclsfely what you did," snapped Lou. "Then you do have caring parents. If It means anything to you, they're perfectly right" "I'd like you to know," she glared, "that Jerry won't get the opportunity to do this sort of thing again. For I'm not used to floating around at all hours by myself, and I. don't Intend to become used to it" "That's something." He heaved a Uttle sigh. ^ **Oo on," he prompted. "I'm going on. But only because I don't want you to get the wrong Impression." "One might" "My escort got Interested in tomeone else." The man's sparkling eyes lost their twinkle. "You shouldn't hav such an escort" "I haven't, have I? Let me continue." He bowed his head, requesting pardon. His glance, •omehow, melted Lou. "It's all over now," she sobbed. The man looked relieved, vaguely troubled. "Dm. Yon like him?" "Terribly. Dont I look as though I did?" "Yes, you look terrible, If that's what you mean I" ~ Lou ' dried her eyes Immediately. "Oh, I loathe you men!" "There, there!" He went so far as to pat her hand. "I told you yon were lovely looking--I told yoa you looked terrible. And neither verdict pleased you. Did I say the right thing at the wrong time or the wrong thing at the right time?" "Yon asked me to poae." Lou realized, as she studied his bowed head and his whitened knuckles oh the head of his cane, that after all Jerry wasn't worth cornering one's thoughts over. "What kind of a picture are yon doing?" The man looked up, radiant at the change in her. He felt unspeakably happy that the blue eyes were n© longer misty. "A gypsy sort of thing," he answered eagerly. "You can let down your braids and wear gpld hoop eat rings." "1 love gold boop earrings," she murmured. "Do you let your, models keep their accessories?" "I do tills one." He beamed. "You're a c r a f t y y o u n g ' u n , "What time, and how soon?" she asked. """ . *V' "Tomorrow. Uut not until the afternoon. I want your eyes to subside." "My eyes!" she was scornful. "You don't give a bang about me, do you?" "More than you'll ever know, my pretty." And they both made a motion to ring for the next bus-stop. Carefully he beli>ed her down the stairs. She leaned against him comfortably. contentedly. When they alighted she looked up at him with glowing eyes. .. "Dad, you're a peach. Don't tell mother, will you? She was never too keen on Jerry, either." ; \ The Fourth Lovely Lady BY THERESE BENSON OsmrrfaM tv Vfca Bobbt-Merrill Company Wm S*rrt<M> SYNOPSIS Following the weddhf of her piece, Cintra, which she has financed, Matilda Smith Lovely ("Smtf"), youngest and physicaUy the weightiest of the four Lovely sisters, finds herself in decidedly straitened circum- ..CHAPTER I--Continued " •' 12-- • ; ^Nonsense!'» , Lncy presented her view in answer • to Louise. "Smif was very clever there. Leister can nieker say Cintra's family. Jumped down his throat. What I'm worrying about is the money question. Do you suppose she is going to ask, us to contribute to the expenses? Because I may as well say at once that it Is Impossible for Cyril and me to help her. With th$ stock market, collapsed, a fashionable doctor's is the last bill to be paid." "I'll.'do what l ean," Laurajjaid. "Jim Is an angel about money matters." "Smi'f wasn't hinting." Louise faced the other two indignantly. "You ought?'to know her betteftKan that Ned always says she's •damnably independent' Honestly, I'm worried about her. Left atone like this--" ' "What she ought to do," Lucy Interrupted, briskly, "is to buy a small place In the country. She could raise chickens or dogs." "And we could send the children to her for the summer holidays," Louise submitted the suggestion dryly. "Just like Bill-Lee. Pump our responsibilities on her shoulders. You make me positively savage. Why don't you apply for admission for her to a Home for Indigent Spinsters? Smlf hasn't asked you for anything. You don't even know that 6he needs help. When she does will be time enough for you to decide for her what she had better do. She succeeded in educating dntra, brought her out and married her to an entirely desirable man without assistance or advice from any of us. I'm ready to risk a guess that she'll continue to manage her affairs in her own way, and I, for ona, am content to let her!" \* • „ • "I'm sure no one wants\to Interfere if she isn't in a hole financially," Laura hazarded, eager as always to sidestep trouble. "We were only afraid from what she said that she might need money-- and where It was to com# from In the present financial depression--" "Exactly," said Lucy vaguely. "She's not the only person who's hard up. With four children that becomes a chronic condition. And this is so unexpected, Louise. If we had ever had to help her before It would be different We would have saved up for it, whereas now we are utterly unprepared." Louise had never liked her elder sisters less. Of a sudden they seemed to her selfish and self-centered. As far as money went, she and Ned Carter had less at their command than either of the other families. They lived on Louise's income and put all Ned made back Into his business. They had bought a tiny, house out on Long Island, pretty as a Dutch toy and just right for a bride, which the arrival of two babies in rapid succession had crowded to the rooftree. "If Smlf needs help, she can depend on Ned and me," Louise rejoined. "I'm sorry If you two are so poverty-stricken that you can't afford to do anything for your sisof a lion, Smif again bore down on them. ® "It's too bad, girls. Til have to go ahead of the others with Susan. She's depending on me to help her through this party of Pam's." "But, Smlf, whrti will We see you again? ' Louise asked, her solicitude creeping into her voice and sensitive little face. - impulsively Smif kissed her. ' "We want to know where you are going to live now that Cintra's gone?" Laura asked. "Will you keep your apartment? I fancy it's bigger than you'll need--* "A little house in the odrintry--'* Lucy began, until the, understand- j Ing &presst|on on Smifs broad face cut her short in mid career, v • "Invite Us all to lunch with yota, Laura, a w;e<vk from today. By that time I ought to have escaped from ther after-effects of the ' wedding. I'll tell you all. my plans then." " •' "Then you have plans?" Smif grinned, a grin of sheer amusement at the thought of the reception the elder girls were certain to accdrd those plans. "I should say I'haye! Ekcitlng plans--but I must hurry. That's Pam calling me." "Not without telling us what you're going to -do?" Co'Ulse Implored her. "I don'f mind «telling,.you," said Smif, "only Ihfi rather afraid you won't like it when you hear it I'm going to be an adventuress." Before the others had rallied their forces to reply to this attack, which was as unexpected as a pet lamb's letting out the roar ^ CHAPTER II AT FIRST glance the history, of the Ixivelys, of Lovelylea, Va„ presented little of Interest to the' lingering newsmonger or novelist i They wfere not the legendary penniless patricians, immolated on the altar of their pride by the Civil j war. On the contrary, the war 1 that pauperized many of their; neighbors brought developments1 which had made the Lovelys of that j day vulgarly rich for their time. Im- j mediately thereafter, heartless 111-' bred capitalists from the^ hated t North had entered their fastnesses j to discover coal lands belonging'to j them in West -Virginia; and while It was a regrettable fact that a high-' er price might have been realised, had the Lee lively then reigning been less scornful of advice and of , business methods, it Is pleasant to remember that for a property regarded as so worthless that the I aforesaid heartless capitalists had to convince him that he alone owned and could give title to It. he received a sum that permitted him vintage wines and every indulgence, and of which enousrh remained at the time of his death to make his son a rich man. His heir, in turn, died before he had time to impair this inheritance. His son, another Lee Ix>vely, married the day he, came of age, a girl who proved to be a restraining Influence, and that early marriage was blessed punctually every two years by progeny. All the children were handsome but the youngest, named Matilda Smith, 'after her mother's mother, was a picture. Before she could walk, her mother being dead, her father carried her in front of him OBF his saddle, exhibiting her td friends and relations. His pet name for her was '"liveliness." a name which as soon as she could talk she repudiated with sc^rn. "Name is Smif. Smlf. Smlf!" she would shout. And he accepted, as did every one else, the name of Smif for youngest born. She was the hii'i.v. f!s«* j>et of the older "• V 1' l l . " 1 1 ;1 children and of the whole family connection. Smif was quite a big srirl before she learned to speak plainly. By that time it would have required a violent effort to break the habit of calling her Smlf, and no Lovely was given to effort except In the search for amusement. Lee Lovely was killed by a fall from his mount returning from a hunt, and young Bill-Lee, now Lea Lovely In his turn, reigned In hla stead. $ To every, one's surprise, when the will was read he proved to have come into an empty inheritance. LeO Lovely the elder had divided his money equally among his daughters, all minors, who had no power to assist their brother before they came of age however much they might deaired to do so. Each of them received a round hundred thousand dollars, Bill-Lee the ten-thousand- • acre estate of Lovelylea, the nonexistent residuary estate and the injunction to give his sisters a home, as long as they remained unmarried., „ ., '••••' / 'V • - Xoung; Bill-Lee, ai thajt tJpie twe^a-;, ty-two y eaW old,/ taking Smif - with:'. ; him for <?othpaDy, rode over ,tp itfs Grandmother Culpeper's to dlstuS4 tlie situation. * " . "As j-see it, Grandmama,"' Bill- Lee explained, "the only thing for 4 • me to do is to find some rich Yank who wants td hunt or r^ise hunters and rent the place to him, while I go away and try. to m^ke tha money I'll need to live here as a Lovely should." "I/aura says I'll be the richest of the family by the time I come of age, Bill-Lee. I'll giv§ you all my money, so don't worry." Smif ha# listened to Uieir conversation with interest and a precocious under^ standing of the situation, and Bill- Lee smiled- at their grandmother over her burnished head as Smif went on: "Laura can't spare any. She s^iys she and Lucy will need all they have In New York--" "New York?" Recognising tha validity of. this second-hand Information, her grandmother had seized upon It with extreme disapproval. "Yes, ma'am," Smlf noddad. "They're going up there to be married to mighty rich gentlemen." ; •Thank you, Smif," said lUli-Lea gravely and,, in good failh, -when I need help I'li certainly call on youall. . . . Now, Grandmama, this is my plan, ma'am. I'll rent the place, with Masters to stay on as superintendent. I'm going to Chile. Nitratea wme from there, you know, ma'am. I've been talking to Grossman Harden, who's Just back, and be says there's every opportunity for men with push and a little capital." "But the capital, Bill-Lee -- I mean Lee." "Bill-Lee is right, Orandmaauu Time enough to be Lee when I take over Lovelylea. The capital, ma'am, will come from my tenant. Masters ' will forward me the excess over taxes ands^ther expenses, and I'll 1 take a Job T3~Vhlpo (that's what they call Valparaiso), while I learn the language and look about ma carefully before I invest. I mean to make my eternal fortune, and coma back to Virginia In style." Mrs. Culpeper smiled, Indulgent of his youthful enthusiasm and saying nothing to discourage it, since she was too straitened in circunv stances to offer the aid she would have liked to extend. Cintra, her daughter, and Smifs mother, had been the youngest of her *1? children and the others alt had fan*. Illes as numerous as the Lovely brood and, be^ng less affluent, were a constant drain on her resources In one way or other; moreover aha felt that BIU-Lee had hit upon a scheme that held out some faint hope to success. Let the boy go. To be on his own resources would make a man of him, and meanwhile Lovelylea would be kept up. On his return a way might open "for him to live there as the head of fit Lovely clan should. (TO 6K coNTimmo.) ^ i ' -fjx^ ^ , ' \ *+. r.#! H*r, L«cky Day 1 *TWd you find a stiitabfe wife through your matrimonial advertisement T\ "Yes, I had so many replies that I had to employ a typist and I married the typist." Big Deal Off Mr, Patunge--Fellovt ofTered me $5Q for all my mining stock yesterday. Mrs. Pstunge--Did you sell? Mr, Pst unge--No; be wouldn't pay the freight! EASY LESSONS, Feeds Don't Change Milk From a practical standpoint it is Impossible to alter the composit<on of milk through heavy or light protein rations, experiments at Ohio State university show. Since the amount of protein in the ration Is one of the big factors which is known to have considerable influence on the amount of production, It has been thought that It might also affect the composition of the milk. It was found that great difference in the amount of protein pro duced no consistent changes in the proportion of any of the four major trhemical constituents of the milk (lactose, fat, protein and ash). ;« BREEZY NOTES 'Bobbie, what did yon study in school today?" 'We had two films of history and ona reel of geography, grandpa." ' Armistice Day Fatalities War department records show that 213 members of the American Expeditionary Forces were killed in actioi| on November 11, 1918. between li; o'clock midnight and 11 a. m., the latter being the hour at which the armistice was signed. So far as Is known, no battle deaths occurred after U m ' Say you nad it to THE PLAINDEALER. Intellectual Soap Meat Shipwrecked Professor--In my own country, you ignorant fools, I'm regarded as a man of letters. Cannibal King--Good! Final, We'll* make(>you into alphabet soup. Mt. Rainier Extinct Volcano The great Mt Rainier Is an extinct volcano. There are evidence that eruptions years ago caused a reouction of about 2,000 feet from its original height Fissures exist on the snowcovered height from which steam and smoke sometimes rise. Oils on the Farm llora than 2,125.000,000 gallons of petroleum fuels. Including gasoline, kerosene and distillate, together with approximately 90,700,000 gallons of lubricating oils were. used on farms in the Unietd States in 1930, according to the bureau of agricultural engineering, United States Department of Agriculture." More than half of the fuel and lubricating oil, 1,240.500,000 and 46,500,000 gallons respectively, was nsed in automobiles. Automobiles con- 8tNB«d one quart of oil per 100 miles. Womanly ^iidoa Mrs. Brideniore--Clarice has a new riding horse 14 feet tall. Mr. Bridemore--Hands, not feet Mrs. Bridetnore--That's what she said; but, of course, it was a mistake because horses don't hava hand^-- Montreal Star, Can Ha Crochet? "Jim's going to marry Miss Flighty. She can ride, swim, sing, dance, drive a racing car, and pilot an airplane. Good all rounder." "They ought to get on fine. Old Jim's quite a good hand at cooking." Say yoa read it to THE fl«AlNDEALER. H He whom the gods lore dies young. Oklahoma has a. twenty-one-year-old member in Its legislature. The telescope of today Is about 2,000 times as strong as the first invented telescopes. Edcuation pays. Very few educated people are unwise enough to become educators.- - One-ha If - mil Hon believers profesa Christianity in Syria, largely due to the French. . No man Is so ignorant that he doea not know what he would do if he were in your placa. Did you ever see a free show thai didn't have some kind of collection attached to it? In great measure, trees were tha greatest antagonists of the pioneer settlers of tho country. Give people what you thfnlr th»y want Instead of what they ask for and you will make a lot of enemies. Cheap sales of goods mean deterioration ; but cheap editions of books denote the popularity of the originals. ' ( A nation's power depends, on the physical strength and character of its women, and not on Its army of men . or its statesmen. No wonder astrologers sometimes made mistakes in telling your fortune. . There's a newly discovered plaaat tfeey didn't figure on. It has been found that with 1 90 per cent marriage rate, the children . of American men of science are only l.lft per family, or about sevea-teatha « of a son per family. , 4 m'4