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iipQMM • n « 1 . - ^ • " < * i :FT^f;/P'v Wp"v ^Tr^^r; *§«>* . *S\ . < ' r "•Wi •SSj? :kv <:vfff? 's®§r i f'IrlV'rT^ -• * -w i v,; r- •* .-' "• "• •» '" - y, yf ; ' * f 9 ,f' , ••4-..". ,: r^. P«l« Four THE JbHSNfcY PLAHTDIALSR Mir: THE M'HENRY PLAINDEALER PobUAcd mty Thursday at McHekry, HL, by Charles I1. Renich. Entered as second-class matter at the postofflce at McHenry, DU nu lAer the act of May 8, 1879. , «ix Due Year Month* 42.06 .$1.00 A. H. MOSHKR, Editor and Manager Eetnrn To Constitution V BAIN Charles W. Hadley, Wheaton attorney, sounded a call to return to constitutional government in an address before the Illinois Federation of Wowen's clubs at a meeting in Chicago )ast week. C ? "UWefls the tide of public expenditures shall begin to decrease, this ^ . ration, founded upon a constitution ^ 'that recognized the rights of indi- ? ; -Viduals above the state, will become more and more a socialistic state," he - said. TWO CHICAGO MEN ^ HELD TO GRAND JURY Ellsworth Neumann" and Herbert :• fowler of Chicago were held to the frrand jury Tuesday »n charges «'f turglary and larceny. The hearing was held before Justice W. S. Battern pf Woodstock. Both are being held in connection with the taking of a truck from John Pitzen at Pistakoe Bay recently. Both have pleaded not guilty to the charge. Down in the ground there are • Many little seeds, „ L Waiting for their time to come ' To grow up into weeds, Or grow up into flowers, Or grass, or trees, or grain, And all that they are waiting for 'Is rain, rain, rain. •t , 7. I cannot fly my kite just now, - The skies are dark and gray; . I've had to put my mallets Mid ". My croquet balls away 1 d o n o t r e a l l y m i n d t t , - , For my loss will be their gain-- Those seeds all waiting patiently For rain, rainf rain. FOR SALE FOR SALE--Nash 1-ton truck, good condition; priced to sell quickly. £has. C. Owen. Inquire of John F. Brda, McHenry. 48tf FOR SALE--At a bargain, 7-room house and large lot, in McHenry. All conveniences, bath , gas, electricity, furnace. Write "B," care Plaindealer. 50-3 So come along,- you raindrops* Come tumbling through the air, The little seeds are watching - And waiting for you there. Just help them burst their jackets off And grow with might and main, And they will say: "We thank you Gentle rain, rain, vain!" I shall not mind your pouring, I have* lots of things to do; There are picture books to look at And my soldiers to review. „. I will stay indoors, contented, While you tap upon the pane; So help the see&s, they need JTOU,' Friendly rain,"Jain, rain! DENTIST TO LOCATE HERE Dr. and Mrs. W E. Thomas of Payette, Idaho, have rented the Vales home on Route 20 in McHenry and will move here about June 5. Dr. Thomas is a dentist ant^^ll have his office in his home. fp T Y T X y T f t FOR SALE OR RENT--6-room house, all modern, „ furnace, gas, electricity. Inquire Mrs. Geo. M. Lindsay, Me- Henry. Phone 51-R. » 52-2 ONE EXCEPTION - - .. «C; Is strange,'* sa!d the ob&ir'fkttt man, "bnt very few people are content to do what they are best qualified for. Painters, for Instance, long to be musicians. Musicians long to be authors. Authors long to be artists, and BO on." "Quite," said his companion; "but there are exceptions to every role. I know a young man who has been doing the same thing for years, and years, and he seems perfectly satisfled with It." "Oh," said the observant man, "a)Id what has he been doing?" "Nothing," came the reply*--Stray Stories Magazine. FOR SALE--Farm machinery and Yellow Dent seed corn. George A. Steirasdoerfer, McHenry, Rt. 1. *52 FOR SALE--1929 Ford coupe; good running order. F. G. Schreiner, McHenry. Phone 203-M. 52-tf FOR RENT FOR RENT--Six-room flat in W. McHenry. Completely modern and in exclient condition. Rent very reasonable. Call McHenry 95-M. »50tf FOR RENT OR SALE--The former Perry house on Richmond Road, near St. Mary's church. Modern, 8 rooms, steam heat, newly decorated inside and out Ideal home. Double garage. Call Mb-s. John R. Knox, Phone 17. 46tf FOR RENT--A pleasant room, centrally located. Inquire at this office. 52-tf WANTED WANTED--Old cars, scrap iron, brass, copper, radiators, batteries, rags and paper.1 Call M. Taxman, McHenry 173. 38-tf it* for tie Mate WANTED--WILL REMOVE DEAD AND CRIPPLED HORSES OR COWS Call Crystal Lake 8017-Y-2, and reverse phone charges. 45fp WANTED--Used Radios. For limited time, will make liberal allowance for your old Radio on a New Airline. Montgomery Ward A Co , Woodstock. 61-3 ene- Costume Jewelry Cards T J T f WILL PURCHASE a farm near McHenry from 40 to 200 acres with river or lake frontage preferable. Address Box 64, Antioch, 111. 652 LOST LOST--$10 bill in lobby of West McHenry bank, Monday, May 21. Finder return to Herman Schaefer and receive reward. 52 MISCELLANEOUS ROYAL BLUE STORE Phone 49 Riverside Drive Specials for Friday aod Saturday Best Beef Pot Roast lb. I5c Bonless Corn Beef lb. 15c Shankless Smoked Hams 11. lO. 14c WHEN YOU NEED A VETERINARIAN-- Call Richmond 16. Graduate veterinarian, prompt service. General practice. Both large and small animals. Dr. John Ducey, Richmond, UL 12-26 UPHOLSTERING--Furniture upholstered, recovered and repaired. Chas. J. Rasmussen, West McHenry, Tel. 107-M. 46tf DEAD ANIMALS REMOVED FREE OF CHARGE MIDWEST REMOVAL CO. PHONE DUNDEE 10 Reverse Charges 49-tr . SHEET METAL WORK --When hi need of anything in the sheet *aet»l work line, call on John F. Brda, Green Street. Satisfaction guaranteed. 50-4 COMING AND GOIPS New,Speed Flash » Lard 2 lb. limit 2 lbs: 15c Butter lb. 26c Crackers % lb. package 24c Quick Arrow Soap Flakes 2 for 29c ! White Laundry Soap • 10 bars 29c Toilet Tissue 4 rolls 19c ALL KINDS OF FRESH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES Memorial Day Flowers See US, we will serve you right. Good assortment of cut flowers, plants and wreaths, made up of geraniums, inapdragons, roses, \ gladiolas, stocks, etc. CEMETERY LOTS DECORATED IF DESIRED SELECT YOUR GRADUATION FLOWERS HERE iFIoral Shop reut McHenry > Greenhouse on U. S. 12 (1 Mile South of McHenry) Phone 293 Uf "How are you buying your books?" "Two dollars down and a dollar every time the collector sees me first" Meant Well, Anyhow Two sailors were shipwrecked. "Say, BUI," said one of them, "can you pray?" - * "No," said the other. ; : "Well, can you sing a "No." The first sailor thought hard for • momefit. "Well," he said at length, ?we'd better do something religious. L«t's have a collection."--Vancouver Province. Cwriosity "Why are you staring at me that way?" asked the man with the shiny dome. "I was Just wondering if you ever lived) around where there wera Indians," said the kid. "No," he said, "of course not" "Then," asked the kid, "how*d you come to get scalped that way?" One-Way Line Heck--This is a funny telephone you have; it doesn't seem to be complete. Peck--It's all right, for my purposes. Heck--But there is nothing to it but the receiver. Where's the mouthpiece? Peck---It don't need one. This is a special phone over which I converse with my wife. Did He Laugh? Trotter--During my travels In Italy I was captured, bound and gagged by bandits. Miss Homer--How romantic I Were they anything like the bandits In comic opera? Trotter--Well, the gags they used weren't so old. Well, How Much? . 9T#o girls stopped in front of a counter on which was a tray of toothpaste samples. "How much are these?" Inquired one. "These are gratis," replied the clerk. "Yes. I know that," said the girl, "but how much are they?" OR LESS "Bought a horse, eh? The horse is a back number." - 'So will that car of-yours be in an other year." . Evidanca Mrs. Asker--Is it true that Henrietta Brown has retained young Lawyer Pike to sue Jlm Smith for breach of promise? Mrs. Telllt--Well, all I know Is that Bessie Black, Pike fiancee, is wear lng the diamond ring that Jim gave to Henrietta.--Brooklyn Eagle. Point of View First Strap Hanger--What! You say you're quite satisfied with such service as this? ^ Second Strap Hanger--Sure thing 1 It's ideal if you own stock in the company like I dol--Brooklyn Eagle. The Answer retyefler--Spell cloth, James. James--(Silent). - Teacher--What Is your coat made of? - Jamee--Father's old pants. Fox Draper is the latest track star developed by Coach Dean Cromwell at the University of Southern California. He is small but very speedy and is being groomed for the N. C. A. A. championship meet to be held at .Los Angeles June 22 and 23. _ She Think* So Too Mr. Thompson--I'm convinced that China needs a firm hand. Mrs. Thompson--I've told the new maid that, but it's no use. Forbidden to Wander" Teacher--Johnny, would you like to go to heaven? Johnny--Yes, but mother told ms to come right home after school, Greek Fira Greek fire Is a composition supposed to have been made of pounded resin or bitumen, sulphur, naphtha and niter. Naphtha Is the principal ingredient. It was this mixture that was employed by the Greeks from about 673 A. D. onward to defend themselves against the Saracens. It was poured out burn- Lng from ladles on the besiegers, pro* Jected out of tubes to a distance, or •hot from balllstae, burning ea tow tied to arrows. Elephant Meat The only persons that consider ele-< phant meat a feast are the African natives, according to a naturalist who states that to the white man elephant flesh Is tasteless and unpleasantly gummy to the teeth. "Old Man •(the M« crumbling ruins at Plpindaalm fbr aal* at Bolfwr's. i tain** 'IIM crumbling' of a strong* hold, neither Christian nor Moslem, those of the "Old Xaa of the Mountain," stand la Syria. He was laMillta cMeftat* '. Mk. and Mrs. Lawrence Mitchell of Waukegan visited in the William Ba con home last Wednesday. . Miss Arleen Bacon, Lucy McCabe, Mrs. E. Bylsma and daughter, Nellie, were Elgin visitors Wednesday. Miss Loia Bacon and brother, Marhall, and Harold Lindsey, were Chicago visitors Tuesday evening. Lee Cleary, who is employed with the Morell Packing company at Pittsburg, Pa., greeted his two aunts, Mis? Nancy Frisby and Mrs. Margaret McCarthy, by telephone from Chicago one day the last of the week.. He was enroute with officials of the company to the head office at Sioux Falls, S. IX, making the trip by airplane. Mr. and Mrs. Ted Schiessle, Mrs. Caroline Schiessle and daughter, Bertha, and Mr. and Mrs. Charles Herdrich attended the golden wedding ceicbratioh of Mr. and Mrs. Leo Hoefle at Tyin Lakes, Wis., Tuesday. Julius Keg, who is employed on a dredging job along the Illinois river, is spending this week at his home here. Hp is now located at Marseilles, 111., where they are driving piling and when finished there he expects to go to Henry, 111. Miss Beraadine Walsh of Cary visited her aunt, Miss Anna ^Frisby, Tuesday evening. Donald and John Givens were Chicago visitors Wednesday. Mrs. William Van Natta left Saturday evening for her home at Fountain, Mich., after a month's visit with relatives heife. She visited in the home of her son, Robert Thompson, McHenry, and with her sister, Mrs. G. A. Vasey, remaining for the funeral services of this sister, Saturday. Mrs. John Keg has returned home after spending the winter at Utica, 111., where her husband has been employed. Mr. and Mrs. Arnold Rauen, who occupied the Keg home during the winter have moved to the Mrs. Agnes Wentworth hoi&se. Miss Amelia Regner of Chicago rpent the weekend at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Regner. Miss Adeline Perkins and friends, Miss Lila Scott and Edward Matson, of Waukegan, spent Sunday at the former's home. , j Dr. and Mrs. H. P. ZimmermanSnd daughter of Elgin were Sunday guests of Dr. and Mrs. J. E. Wheeler. Miss Alma Beau of Woodstock was a weekend guest of Mrs. Fred Miller. Mrs. Jerry (ySfoea of Oak Park visited her mother, Mrs. Barbara Engeln, Sunday. Mrs. Fred Miller and Mrs. Gathman were Elgin visitors Tuesday. Fred Miller, distributor for the Sheridan Springs Beverage company, was a Lake Geneva visitor Wednesday. Gerald Steilen of Chicago spent Sunday with his aunt, Mrs. Fred Miller. Angela and LeMerle Steilen of Chicago were recent guests of their aunt, Mrs. Fred Miller. Mr. and Mrs. Ben Schoewer of Chicago were McHenry Sunday visitors, Peter J. Schoewer returning to Chicago with them for the week. Mrs. O'Brien and daughter, Mary, Miss Helen Wegener and Hubert Schoewer of Chicago Were hpre for the weekend. - > ^ MSss Helen Welcif jippnt... -j*wr|>ral days this week in Chicago. Mr. and Mm Henry Poile of Villa Park and daughter, Mrs. Larson, of Chicago, visited Mr. and Mrs. F. T-- Newman, Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. Willard Colby of Waukegan spent last week with Mr. and. Mrs. L. F. Newman. Mr. and Mrs. R. Davis of Joliet spent Sunday and Monday in the Louis Stoffel home. Mrs. Donald Simpson of Dundee was a recent guest in the home of Mir. and Mrs. Ray Page. Mrs. Frank Schaefer of Chicago spent several days last week wjth Mr. and Mrs- Ambrose Schaefer. Mr. Schaefer came out for the weekend, his wife returning to. Chicago with, him. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Ott of Chicago were Sunday guests of Mr. and Mrs. Ambrose Schaefer. Miss Virginia Engeln is assisting iif the CWA office at Woodstock. Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Freund attended the Senior class play at Woodstock Friday evening. Mrs. Freund's sister, Eleanor Nienstedt, had one of the leading parts. N Directors of the McHenry Country Club visited Twin Orchards golf course Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. A. L. Hunt of Oak Park were Thursday guests of Mr. and Mrs. W. A- Sayler. Miss Etta iTSwers was a Woodstock visitor Monday. Misses Helen Wegener and Mary O'Brien of Chicago, spent the weekend here. Miss Inez Bacon of Elgin spent the last of the week at her home here. Henry Remke of Niles Center spent Sunday here. Harry Hunt and Mrs. Nutson of Chicago were Thursday callers in the W. A. Sayler home. Mrs. John Holt and daughter Stacia of Chicago visited friends here Saturday. Miss Agnes McCabe of Elgin spent Sunday at her home." Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Colby of Waukegan were guests Friday of Mr. and Mrs. W. A.. Sayler. Harold Bacon attended a Banker's Convention at Springfield Monday and Tuesday. Howard Amann of Whitewater, Wis., visited friends here Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Allen Torling of Elgin were weekend guestsjn thg W. A. Sayler home. Miss Eleanor Kelly and Mrt. Dav aney of Chicago called on Mrs. W. F| Burk# Saturday afternoon. Mr. and Mr*. W. A. Sayler were callers in Woodstock Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. James Grisham plan to move to Elgin where he will rehome in Elgin from the Vogt house on Main street. Miss Arleen Warner of Elgin spent 1 "the weekend with relatives. Miss Caroline Regner of Chicago spent the weekend at her home. Ruth Phalin and Mr. and Mrs. Howard Phalin of Chicago spent Sunday in the J. M. Phalin home. , , I Miss Irene Walsh waa $•- Chicago visitor Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. Donald Yons and son and Martin Heck man of Wheaton were Monday guests of Mr. and Mrs- W. F. Burke. Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Cooney and sons of Woodstock were Sunday evening guests in the home of Mr. and Mrs. W. F. Burke and J. B. Kelter. Charles McNeil of Chicago was buried in St. Patrick's cemetery, McHenry, Thursday. He was a former resident of Ingleside. Master Tommy McDermott of Chicago spent Saturday afternoon with his friend, Miss Miriam Sayler. Attorney C- M. McDermott was also a business visitor in this vicinity. Mr. and Mrs. M. H. Detrick of Chicago visited friends here Sunday. ' Miss Mildred Minnick of Oak Park attended the band concert Thursday evening. Mrs. Blanche Mead of Crystal Lake spent Thursday evening here. Mr. and Mrs. Gerald Newman ^were Elgin callers Thursday. Mrs. H. Lindsay and daughter, Janet, were Waukegan visitors Saturday. Mrs. Ed. Mischke and' daughter, Agnes, were Chicago visiters Saturday. . '• .iO'C: "In God Wa Trust" The phrase "In God We Tinst" was ordered to be put on our coins by Ohio's Salmon P. Chase, who was at the time secretary of the treasury in Lincoln's cabinet Dr. C. Keller OPTOMETRIST Sundays and Mondays at ay Summer Home, Riverside Drive, McHenry, 111. All Work Guaranteed Tel. 211-R FOX ANNOUNCES BANDS f!%: A treat is promised to lovers ;fjt dancing oiv Tuesday, May 29, Wednesday, (Decoration day), May 30, when Skinnay Hamp's 13 Kentucky Serenaders will come to the Fox Pavilion, McHenry, direct from the Cadillac Hotel, Detroit. Then on Wednesday, June 13, Joe Chrom's, America's most sweet and dancable band, will appear at the Fox. Dancipe Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday. - COUNTY COUNCIL TONIGHT! The McHenry Council Council the the American Legion will meetfat Hebron, this (Thursday) evening. A fine program is promised by Commander Einar Bakkom and his boys. You'll enjoy going to Hebron for cpunty meeting. WATER ROUTE STARTS JUNETt The water route for mail deliverywill commence June 1 with Will Schaefer again on the job to deliver the mail to summer residents along the river and lakes. ' ' Births Mr. and Mrs. E. A. Koernor of Naperville are the parents of an eight-' pound boy, Roland Ray, born May 20. ^Excavation for Panama Canal : Excavation for the Panama caaSt approximates the same In amount aa would be necessary in cutting a 14- foot tunnel through the center of the earth. Whan Birda Sleep When perching birds sleep, their weight stretches a tendon which automatically locks their feet to the perch* HOW IS TOUR CAR, McchaaicallyT People go to their doctors for examination and treatment. And when they do they try to get the best advice and service. Your auto or truck is entitled the same. Let us make an examination of yours. It costs yoa nothing for this service. We can fix the trouble, if any. Our work is also guaranteed. SMITH'S GARAGE Phone 320 McHenry Elm St. and Riverside Drive CamplMiU's^ 4"gj3r-23c Haixu Spaghetti 2 qjS' 25c DelMonto 5c . AAP Grape Juioa 2a££^25c ^ IMMHMBHMMWMW Crockets. . . . 17c looa String Beans 3 SM« 25o Quaker Oats • • nf 15c Nary Beans . . 3 13c Cane Sugar . 25 M ^ Rival Dog Food . 3 &£ 25c MflktoMSTSS. .>«?27c • PRODUCE SPECIALS Baiianas, lb; tfc Green Onions, 2 bunches... 5c Pineapple, 30 size, 2 for ..25c Lemons, 360 size, 4 for 10c IOMA BRAND TOMATOES 2 23c SULTANA BRAND RED BEANS 25V IONA BRAND LIMA ORL-LB.C^. SULTANA KIDNEY BEANS CAN JC RED CIRCLE RICH AND FULL-BODIED COFFEE 2 lbs. _ 43c TH08. J. WEBB LB. 28c COFFEE LONGHORN CHEESE PALMOLIVE SOAP , . ARGO STARCH . - 15* 6 cakes 25* » PKG. ^ ^ PREMIUM BAKER'S CHOCOLATE SWANS DOWN CAKE FLOUR MPK-oGr.. M I eeive his former position in the watch Hydrox Ginger Ale, Root Beer and Assorted Beverages, 6 for (plus bottle deposit) Hydrox Assorted Beverages, small sise, 3 for (plus bottle deposit) Roberts & Oake or Swift Frankfurts, 2 lb* ~ Justrite Boiled or Baked Ham, sliced lb. yrhole or Half, lb -- Justrite V§al Loaf, sliced, lb -- Sunnyfield Sliced Bacon, 2 ¥i-lb pkg»..... Kellogg's Corn Flakes, lrg. pkg. 10c Small 2 for 8 O'Clock Coffee Post Toasties, large pkg., 2 for JBc Small Puffed Wheat, 2 pkgs -- ---- American Family Flakes, medium sixe, 2 for pTl.» Cherries, No. 10 can, each > Ivory Soap, medium bar/ ' • / , Capiay S^>ap, 4 bars Post's Bran Flakes „--r„:--;---- Grape-Nuts ...... •. > ' • • -- Pkg- P^g- .46o ..10c 25c 29c .35c 10c 23c 13c 19c 17c 31c 39e 5c 17c 13e 16c P I OOI) STORI *» "V