A PARALYTIC CURED. 1 /• \ " . ' , Jtie Gra^fatlier,aH(ivoInti6nar'ySol- • 4ier, arid His Father, Both iTied of . I'aralyMS^Yet ̂ Third, Generation Is Cuyed^TW Method. • Prom the Herald', Boston, Mass, Like a thunderbolt from a clear sky, a (Stroke of paralysis came to Mr. Frank T. Ware, the well-knowji Boston auctioneer and appraiser? at 235 Washington street, one night about six years ago. The interviewer sought out Mr. Ware to get the facts. He gave the interesting particulars in his own way. . "The first shock came very suddenly while I was aslepp, but it was not lasting in its effects, and in a few weeks I was able to be about. A, few months after, when exhausted by work and drenched' with rain, I went home in a very nervous state. The result was a second and more severe shock, after which my left arm and leg were practically helpless. "My grandfather, who was a soldier in the Revolutionary War. died finally of paralysis. M.y father difjl* a^lso of par alysis, ("complicated with ofhcr troubles, and so I had some knowledge of the fatal character of the disease which is hereditary in our family. After the sec ond shockI- took warning", for, in all probability, a third would carry me off. v "Almost everything under the sun was recommended to me and I tried all the remedies that seemed likely to do any good, but to no effect. : "The only thing f found that helped me was Dr- "Williams' Pink Pills', and 1 verily believe that if it hadn't been for those pills Iwould have been dead/years ago. ; "̂Yes-, I still have a slight reminder of the last attack six years, ago. My left arm is not. as strong as the other and Uiy left foot drags a little, as the paralysis had the effect of deadening the nerve's. But I tad . still walk a good distance, talk, as easily as ever, and my general health is splendid'. I am over seventy years old, although I am generally taken to be twenty years younger. : - ° • • Y "The Pink Pills keep my blood in good condition and, I believe that, is why I am. so well, although cheerfulness jnay help. "I haTe thought of it a great many times, and I honestly believe that the Pink Pills have saved my life." Mr. Ware has every appearance of a perfectly healthy man, and arrives at his office promptly at 8 o'clock every morning, although he has reached an age when many men retire from active life. His ex perience is well known to a great many people in Boston, where his constant cheerfulness has woi^Jlim hosts o,f friends. He thinks that both his father and his grandfather could have been saved if Pink Pills had been obtainable at that time. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People contain all the elements necessary to give new life and richness to tiie blood and re store shattered nerves. They may be had of all druggists or direct by mail from the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y., at oOc per box, or six boxes for $2.50. Scenting the Body. _ This is how an Arab lady perfumes herself: In the tioor of the* tent or hut, as it may chance to be, a small hole is excavated, sufficiently large to contain a common champagne bottle. A fire of charcoal, or of simply glowing embers, is made within the hole, into which the woman about to be scented throws a handful of drugs. She then takes off the cloth or "topa," which forms her dress, and crouches over the fumes, while she arranges her robe to fall as a mantle from her neck to the ground, like a tent. She now begins to perspire freely in the hot-air bath, and the pores of the skin being thus opened and moist the volatile oil from the smoke of the burn ing perfumes is immediately absorbed. By the time the lire has expired the scenting process is completed, and both her person and robo are redolent with incense, with which they are so thor oughly Impregnated that I have fre quently- smelt a. .party of women strongly at fully a hundred yards dis tant, when the wind has been blowing from that direction.--Pearson's Weeklv. Mammoth Gathering of the Blue and Gray. GLA.R. AT LOUISVILLE One of the Most Successful Encampments. Matchless Hospitality of the City-- Enormous Crowds Well Cared >For, find the Whole Town Inspired to l£n- thnsiasm--Over 40,000 Veterans Pa rade Before a Quarter of a Million -- List of State Departments Appear ing--Barbecues and Camp-Fires the Scenes of Many Reunions, Monday was the opening, day of the twenty-ninth annual' encampment G. A. R., held this year at Louisville. A warm invitation to assemble there was extend ed to the members by Mr. Henry Watter son. Many of them entered the State Over thirty years ago bent on a very differ ent mission, and much .against Mr, Wat- terson's Wishes. i;' About 60,000 old soldiers attended this encampment. This.is only a melancholy fractipn olf the men. whe^^^je out bf the .four-years' struggle .witlf tWir lives, and yet it , is a great number when, one re flects that it is thirty years since that con test ended.. These gatherings .are better attended than were those held ten years after the war closed, when the number of veterans was so much greater thaii now. This is not because railroad rates are cheaper or the old soldiers ark any THOMAS G. LAWLER, Commander-in-chief G. A. R. One Defect Counteracts the Other. In Paris it takes twelve minutes for a steam fire engine to get. under way. But then you must remember that fires tyurn very slowly in Paris. ' Their system of construction is vastly better than that followed in America, and the losses in consequence materially less.--Cincinnati Tribune. The expression in the prayer book, "kindly fruits of the earth," has for most persons no definite meaning on ac count of the difference in significance now attached to the word kindly from that used when the expression was first written The word kindly in that con nection meant as nearly as possible "of its kind," and the expression "kindly fruits of the earth" meant "the fruits of the earth each after its kind." Example is the school of mankind, they will learn at no other. Matilda Enham, Columbia, Pa., says : 1 That Bearing- Down Feeling and dizzy, faints gasping attacks left me as soon as I began to take Lydia E. Pinkham'« Vegetable Compound. I was sick with ^ womb troubles go long I thought I never could get well." Waiter Baiter & Ce. Limited. Tho Largest Manufacturers of P U R E , H I G H GRADE COCOAS AND CHOCOLATES On this Continent, have received HIGHEST AWARDS from the great industrial and Food EXPOSITIONS IS EUROPE AND AMERICA. Caution: of the labels and wrappers on our poods, ccniiymerA should make mre that our place of manufacture, namely. Dorehcstcr, Mais. ib printed on each package. | EWIS' Pow;dered SOLD BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE. •ALTER BAKER & CO. LTD. DORCHESTER, MASS, " 98% LYE Powdered and Perfumed. (PATENTED.) . The strongest and purest Lye made. Unlike oilier Ly. it beiiitf a line powder ;uid pa<-Ked in a can wiili removable I d. '.lit contents arc al ways ready lor use. Will mak$ the best pfljjftimed H-j^d j-oap in 20 min utes wUhuut boiling. 11 is t hp best for cleansing waste pipes. d.i«intect- ing sinks, closets, washing bottles, paints, trees, etc. PENHA. SALT MFG. CO. Gen'I Afits.. JPIiila., Pa- No. 38-95 CURES WHfcHfc ALL ELSE FAi Best dough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use in tima Bold by droaeista. C O N S.ID M P T10 N v. T. D. Wajker^of- Chicago, Colonel D. ' Wickersbam "of Mobile, Ala, better able to stand the expense and the wear and tear of travel, but because as the ranks'are thinned out tkd survivors feel more strorigly drawn toward one an other. Each of them feels more keenly than ever before that this may be the last time he will be able to foregather with his comrades, so he goes himself, if it is humanly possible; and, if he can, he takes his family along, so that his chil dren may see the men side by side with whom he fought. Drawing to a Close. But the day of large gatherings is slow ly and surely drawing to a close. Each year depletes the ranks. This was not so perceptible at first because the Grand Army has kept on growing long after the war was over. The men who did not join it at first, either because their atten tion was absorbed, in earning a living or because the war was still so near them that its memories had not ceased to be disagreeable, one by one joined that or ganization. So it grew while the number of old soldiers was decreasing. That, pe riod of growth is over now, and gradually these annual encampments will dwindle till tens meet where thousands meet now. First South of the Ohio. This encampment was a notable one, as it was the first held south of the, Ohio River. The "boys" marched in a familiar direction and near to the locality of-stir ring scenes in their lives, but they went down there with different feelings from those of thirty years ago. .The events in Chiago's Oakwoods Cemetery on Decora tion Day, as well as the cordial invitations from Atlanta to Northern soldiery, go to show that the era of complete reconcilia tion is at hand. This year's encampment Will expedite its fruition. The men of the blue and the gray will get better ac quainted with each other, and will be better friends hereafter for this meeting. The extraordinary preparations which Louisville made and the cordiality of wel come all pointed to the same result. The encampment naturally attracted large numbers of the ex-Confederates also, and the commingling of the old-time ene-« mies under the standard of peace added its influences also toward the cementing of kindly feelings. Louisvi l le 's Hospital i ty . Though many of the veterans during the year have replied to the last muster call, the encampment was one of the most successful the Grand Army has ever had. Certainly under the circumstances it was one of the most interesting. Kentucky is closely allied to Ohio, Indiana, and Illi nois, and thousands of its sons have set tled in those States. The ties between them are strong, and to large numbers of these veterans the welcome was like a family one. Louisville did its best\ipon this occasion. Mr. Watterson and his starry-eyed girl did their best also, ajid if the blue invasion had threatened to be too much for the city the whole Blue Grass region would have come to the rescue. There was room enough, however, for all. Louisville never was known to get too full. The people of the city secured concessions from railroads and hotels, and even arranged for free sleeping quarters in schoolhouses and other buildings, with the additional pro vision of tents and barracks. The schools for the week were dismissed. Fuily 300,- 000 strangers were in town during the en campment. While the influx from the Northern States was tremendous, yet that from the South kept pace. All the roads ran trains as close together as pos sible, and the most complete arrange ments prevailed for receiving the visit- ors. Ovation to Lawler. The arrival of Commander-in-chief Lawler was the signal for the opening of the encampment. His special train bowled into the Union Depot on time. As soon as the Commander appeared at the door of his car the members' of the Re ception and Invitation Committees gave hinra rousing cheer, The" Louisville Lo tion' was the feature of the parade. At the Gait House crowds were awaiting the Commander's arrival, arid they- kept him busy for a long time shaking "hands. At 6 p. m. General Lawler and staff dined with Colonel H. S. Cohn, and at 8 p. in. were formally presented to Presi dent Shirley, of the Citizens' Committee. Ransom Post of St. Louis and the Cin cinnati posts serenaded the party at Pres ident Shirley's, house, where a brilliant, social 'event was in progress. , . At night camp fires were held in New Albany and Jeffersonville, as well as in Louisville, while receptions were given Commander Lawler, Admiral Allen, Mrs. Logan, Mrs. Wallace-and others. At Camp CaldWell, where twelve State de partments and thousands of unattached veterans were quartered free in tents, there was singing an J Btory-teiliug and many informal camp fires. "Most of the Indiana veterans were quar tered at New Albany and Jeffersonville. The regimental reunions were held in the State headquarters Tuesday. .Distinguished Guests. Among the distinguished visitors Were: Corporal Tanner, S. D. Burdette, Ggn. It. A. Alger of Detroit; Mich.; Insp^Wor General Pond of Lansing, Mich., J. C. S. Blackburn, W. G. Bradley, General- S. B. Buckner and Colonel J. A. Buckner of Louisiana, Col. W. E. Bundy of Cincin nati, J. C. Bui-rows of Kalamazoo, Michj, General H. B. Carrington and»Genel>al J. S. Clarkson of Iowa, General Cassius M. Clay of Whitehall, Ivy.; ,T. M. Coney, Judge Advocate for Massachusetts; Cap tain T. Davis Cunningham of Blairsville, Pa.; W. H. Derby, Senior Vice Command er, of Massachusetts; J. L Dor spy and NY S. Dudley of Flemingsburg, Bishop Sam uel Fallows of Chicago, Rev. ,T:ffries P. Foster of Geneva, N. Y., General John B. ̂ Gordon of Reynolds, Ga., Rev. T. H. Hagerty of St. Louis, John M. Harkin and General Warren Iveifer of Spring field, Ohio, J. Proctor Knott of. Lebanon, Ky., William Lindsay qf Frankfort, Ivy., John A. Logan of Chicago. United States Senator Manderson of Nebraska, Gover nor Claude Matthews of Indiana, James jyiiitcomb' Riley of Ifidianapolis, Adju tant Joseph W. Roberts of Warsaw,. Ky.., General I). E. Sickles of New York. John W. 'jhayer of Xiincolh, Neb., General John G. Underwood of Chi.cagb, Governor William H.y Upham of Madison,' Wis. Rev. ~ M pjeVf Commander., -• The tread of the feet of the-boys in blue' had hardly begun before the contest" for the office of .Commander-in-chief was well under way. Every State represented seemed to have its favorite son, but the two men most prominently considered for "the" high honor were Major Thaddoiis S. Clarkson of Nebraska and Colonel Ivan N. Walker of Indiana. The friends of these two veterans and of the other candidates were quickly hard at work. The opposing factions got together, and the result of the conference was the decision that Colonels Walker and Clarkson should be the only nominees. Then an Iowa dele gate was to move the withdrawal of Col. Clarkson's name and the unanimous elec tion of Col. Walker. This would serye to give Col. Clarkson prestige at the 1896 convention. Ivan N, Walker. Colonel Ivan N. Walker is a native of Indiana, and at the breaking out of the war, at the age of 21, was holding an important office, which he resigned .to raise a company for the Seventy-third Indiana, of which he was chosen Captain. He was with his. regiment in all its ^fi- gagements, and for gallant conduct on Stone River's contested field won the rank of Major, and was promoted to Lieutenant Colonel in March. 1S63, and on the death of the colonel became com mander of the regiment. For a year he endured the horrors of Efibby prison, and escaped through the historic tunnel in February, 1S64. Afterward he rendered important service in the Army of the Cumberland, protecting the line of sup plies between Stevenson and Depatur, on the Memphis and Charleston Railroad and Tennessse River, during the advance on Atlanta. At the battle of Nashville he received the personal thanks of General Thomas. After the war, owing to ill- health, arising from confinement in Libb.v, he resided in Nashville, Tenn., for six years, but returned to Indianapolis in 1871, where he has since lived. He be came a member of the G. A. R. in 18G7, and on the reorganization of the Depart- I JZ cor.. IVAN N. WALKER, "Commander-in-chief Lawler by the aides de camp on his personal staTCj^lShe of the finest diamond badges evef ngade in this country. More than $4,500 was thus Collected* and the Order ior the badge wiis placed in the hands of one of the most faruQus jewelry firms in ,the country. The badge is said to be one of the hand somest pieces of work of the kind ever made. It is solid gold and imbedded in • the metal are several large diamonds and other precious stones. All of tlie em-, blems of the order are engraved on it, and on the reverse side is. an appropriate inscription giving'the date of presenta tion and other data. Two special trains were necessary to take Wisconsin's delegation.! Maryland sent a good crowd, and they had a cracking band which played with much vim "Maryland, My Maryland." At different times during ine week six national conventions were in session. These comprised the national encamp ment of the Grand Army and the na tional sessions of the Woman's Relief Corps. Ladies of the Gnjnd Army, Na tional Association of Naval Yeteraus, National Association Daughters of Vet erans, and National Association of Union ex-Prisoners of War. In addition to these events there were a score or more ^of campfires, at some of which ex-Presi- dent.Harrison, Gov. McKiuley, ex-Speak er J; W*arren Keifer and other men of national reputation delivered addresses. , Each member from North Dakota car ried some sort of weapon fashioned out of wheat straw in the big parade. Ahput'L'OOO Chicago veterans attended, while the State at large scut 4,500 more. Michigan and Indiana boys went down together, much ris they did thirty-five years'ago. They had their o\Vn bands and'drum corps, and mustered, a big crowd. ...; ' /. / V . r- . The Missouri contingent filled-^^ thir teen coaches. .Buffalo, St, Paul and Denver made a hot fight for the iiext.encampment.- ; At the, big Jeffersonville, Iud., camp- fire Got. Claude Matthews, Corporal Tanner and Gen. Lew Wallace spoke to 7,000 persons. In the chapel at the Indiana prison south forty-five convict veterans held the most unique camp-fire- of the week by special permission of Warden Hert- -The coat lapel buttons of the United Confederate Veterans were to be seen on every hand, but. their wearers acted as guides; philosophers and friends to their guests of the week* That latchstring concerning which the brilliant Henry Watterson talked so elo quently before the members of the Pitts burg encampment was very much in evi dence. Not one alone, but a hundred of them, hanging on the outside. , . It is doubtful if the city ever ^before ,entertained so many guests. Certain it is, the town never before had within its limits so many battle-scarred soldiers. The reception by the Woman's Relief Corps to Commander Lawler was the leading social event of the week. Thou sands of both the blue and the gray at tended. For two hours veterans and their wives paid their respects to the re ceiving party. It is said by veterans who have attended every encampment that the reception surpassed anything of the kind ever held. In the big parade was the old war horso Ned, aged 40 years. His present owner, B. F. Crawford, of Northeast. Pennsyl vania, got possession of him thirty-two years ago and says Ned was then 8 years old, according to his mouth. Until five years ago Ned did his share of the work on Mr. Crawford's Pennsylvania farm. Ned was captured from Gen. Jubal Ear ly's corps near Washington, and was giv en to his present owner to replace an ani mal which had been shot in a skirmish. At the close of the war Mr. Crawford left Washington on. Ned's back. Ned has been conspicuous at former encamp ments. He gave out at PitTftlttffg last year, and in the Louisville parade he rode on a float. The Chicago posts took the city by storm. The famous Columbia, that post so loved by Southerners, marched at onca to the (ialt House, and were wildly cheer ed as they passed through the streets. When they reached the hotel scores of ex- Confederates bid them welcome to Ken tucky, and the Chicago men were toasted and feasted to repletion. It is estimated that the Illinois visit ors numbered 10,000. thest of all in Leavening Power.--Latest U. S. Gov't Report BEST iST THE WORX.D. >:• access Yn6 - ABSOLUTELY PURE ment of Indiana served as Commander of George H. Thomas Post, the largest post in the department He was appointed assistant adjutant generul of this depart ment in 1887, and reappointed three times. In 1891. declining a fifth term, fie was chosen Department Commander, and at Indianapolis, in 1803, was chosen Senior Vice Commander-in-chief. He possesses in a high degree executive ability, and is in every way fitted to till -with honor the position of Commander-in-chief. Naval Veterans' Parade. In the naval veterans' parade Tuesday morning thirty-seven different/associa tions were represented and they made an imposing column. At their business meeting the following officers were elected: Rear Admiral, Samuel Allen, of New York; Commodore, E. C. Farquhar, Zanesville. Ohio; Captain, Geo. Fritsehner, Louisville: Commodore. W. J. Ferguson. Philadelphia; Lieutenant Commander, E. D. Bliss, Brooklyn; Sen ior Lieutenant. D. B. Ungay, Iioekford, 111.; Under Lieutenants, James Stanley, Ncnr York; F. L. Ferguson, Thomas G. Henos, vCijvcTrftiati;. Paymaster, E. F. Duston, Providence; Fleet Engineer, G. L Seavy, Chicago; Judge Advocate Gen eral, Charles Cowley, Chicago; Chap lain, the Rev. A. S. McWilliams, Detroit. Wednesday's Great Parade. At least 40,000 men were in the great parade of Wednesday, and it was watch ed by over 300,000 people. Several cir cuses had sent their blue board seats, and there were review stands on the line of march to accommodate over 150,000 persons. The route of march looked like an immense amphitheater. Many hun dreds of the boys had become worn out, and watched their comrades in, the line of march. The following were among¥t& State departments appearing: Depart ment of Indiana, with 124 posts, the larg est number of any department; Kentucky, with 00 posts; Illinois, 30; Alabama, Delaware, 1; Iowa, 2; Kansas, 5; Louis iana, 11; Maine, 1; Maryland, 2; Massa chusetts, 8; Michigan, 1; Minnesota, 2; Missouri, 10; New Hampshire, 1; New Jersey, 2; New York, 5; Ohio, 00; Penn sylvania, 11; Vermont, 2; West Virginia, 2; Wisconsin, 3; Oklahoma, 1; Washing ton, D. C., 3; Oregon, Idaho and Wash ington,' 1 post each. . .. Ttaa crowning feature of the encamp ment was the great Kentucky barbecue and burgoo feast,, at which over '200,000 participated. Notes of the Knpampment. When the citizens had put the finishing touches to the street decorations and the triumphal arches, both the residence and the business districts presented a beauti ful appearance. * - The Iowa boys took along the A. O. U\ W- band of thirty-five pieces from Cedar Falls. Col. J. K. Thompson;, department commander, with his staff, was with the delegation. 'One of'the most pleasing incidents of the encampment was the presentation to QUESTIONED THE CAPTAIN. New York Traveler ^ViolateS\ Salt y7 Water Ktiquette Only Once. "Once, on an ocean steamer," said a traveler to a New York Sun' writer, "we had a heated shaft bearing or something of that sort, so that the en gines stopped for live or six hours. I had often read and heard about how the captain was the great mogul aboard ship; b'owjibout all things pertaiiiing to the affairs-of the ship he held aloof and must not be approached by the passen gers. and that it was a sort of violation of the unwritten rules of the sea for a passenger to ask the captain anything. And there may be some reason in all this. If one passenger might ask him forty might, aiid surely the command er of tlie Ship ought not-to be unneces sarily disturbed by useless .questions. We bad been lying there three or four hours waiting. • There was no danger whatever, but it was a delay and an incident of interest; and';of course all the f passengers talked about nothing else. . The common .information ^v-a's that the delay, was due to a heated bearing.. -, ' .: Y s: j.' ' < • - "I was standing oh the upper deck by the door to the main companionway leading to the deck below. The captain came along the upper deck from the after part of the ship and went below by that companionway. He mvist pass within a foot of me, and under the cir cumstances it did not seem like a vio lently unreasonable breach of salt wat er etiquette to ask him What was the matter, which I did. A passenger who stood on,the other side of the doorway looked at me with the amused smile of an old traveler. The captain said noth ing;he simply passed on. to all out ward appearances quite unconscious of my question or even iny presence." LABORS StTO"VEEPK&S,S cakes for general blacking of a stove. THE SUN PASTB -POLISH for a quick after-dinner shine, applied" and pol ished with a cloth. Horse Bros., Props., Canton, GREAT BRITAIN MAY PROTEST, Drainage Canal l^ikely to Give. Rise to International Controversy. The dominion government is considering what course it will be best to follow in protesting against the construction of the Chicago canal, by which it is contended the water level of the great lakes and in the harbors on the Canadian side of these waters is likely to be lowered. One of the government engineers who is looking into the matter said that the government had expected there would be no necessity for a remonstrance from Canada, as the harbors on the American side of the lakes, Which would be as injuriously affected as the Canadian harbors by lowering the lake level, would use their influence sue-, cessfuliy in preventing the construction of the Chicago canal. However, the Can adian Government is preparing a-case to submit to Washington through the Brit- -ish Government, pointing out the disas trous effect the construction of the canal would have on Canadian shipping. The minister of justice says the law of nations governs the Canadian ease in this ques tion. Minnesota Civi l izat ion. The Chicago Opera House. The current attraction at this beautiful theater is Edward E. Rice's company of comedians, presenting "The Globe Trot ter," Louis DeLange's new comic play. Mr. Rice, who is acknowledged to be the foremost manager of burlesque and com edy organizations, has on this occasion gotten together a company of rare excel lence, headed by that unctuous comedian, William Hoey, and including M. A. Ken nedy. Lorimer Stoddard, Frederick Perry, It. D. Abbey. Mrs. Dion Boucieault (Lou ise Thorndyke), Gerome Edwardy, Ada Alexandra and Aubrey Boucieault. "The Globe Trotter" is pronounced a success, having the elements that make success. The plot is a popular one, the story being founded on the Paul Jones wager to cir cle the globe within a given time, leav ing Boston without a cent and returning with $5,000. This particular "globe trot ter" would have failed ignominiously in his effort if it were not for the assistance afforded by one "Buttsy," a tramp, im personated by William Hoey, who not only plays the part of the tramp, but in cidentally disguises himself as a deaf and dumb ,old woman and an English lord, causing no end of merriment by his original diplomatic-met hods of advancing his employer's interests throughout the play. ^ Bees that Make Bail Honey. ^ "Lovers of the product of the busy bee will (hid it a wise precaution to have their honey tested as to its purity before they eat it, or use it in a culinary way." Prof. Remington gave a want ing something like this at a recent meeting of pharmacists, and at the same time told of a German who was extensively engaged in bee culture, and who had his apiary close to a sugar re- liuery. A lot of rank molasses was ac cessible to the bees, and they gorged themselves on it The result was their honey was equally rank, and unfit for use. On angther occasion the bees fed on blooming digitalis, and their honey proved to be poisonous. Natural honey, therefore, is liable to vary very much, and occasionally, when it looks best and is sweetest, it may be loaded with poison. Unscrupulous bee farmers are accustomed to forcing their bees to in crease their output by feeding them sweetened water. Their honey, of course, is scarcely fit for use. 'Tramps Stole the Air. ."Say, officer, I wish you'd drive those hoboes away or run them in," request ed the manager of a Market street cy- elery. "They're hanging around the door trying to steal our air all day long." "Trying to steal •what?" 1 "Our air. What we use to blow up pneumatic tires with." "Do you fellows own the air here? Do you rent it with the premises? You'll be accusing somebody of run-„ ning off with your sunbeams next. I suppose these hoboes -grab a handful of air when you ain't looking, jam it in their pockets,: and run, eh ?" "Well, if you don't believe it, just come back here and watch." ' The clerk led the way tothe back part of the establishment, where he and the officer concealed thejnselves behind a cuftain.'* In a moment a big twujcya peered in at the dor, mopped J Brings comfort and improvement and the perspiration from his face, Slipped,]' {^ds £0 personal, enjoyment when.- up to the little rubber .hose attached '£o:! xightl f used*. The. many, who Jive fcefr- •' the air. compressor in the basement, ter than ofhsrs&ncl enjoy life more, thrust the nozzle into.his steaming col-*' less expenditure, by more promptly lar and turned the stopcock. The wind, adapting the world's best products to whistled through his clothes, and for' ; the'neeas df physical being/ will attest a moment lie was the picture of conr j the value-to health of the pure liquid tentinent Before he Could get cooled [ laxative, principles enibraced in the off two more were anxiously waiting !. re™®dy,. fcyrup of Figs. _ their turn at the nozzle. The officer I . ^ ̂cellence is due to its presenting . ... . , . . I in the form most acceptable and pleas-ook him to the city prison and wanted ant to the ̂ the and?ru1y o charge hint with pettj larceny for , ijencficia] properties of a perfect lax- stealing air, but had to make it dis- ative; effectually cleansing the system, turbing the peace.--San Francisco Post, j dispelling colds, headaches and fevers j ana permanently curing Constipation. " Rebuked. j It has given satisfaction to millions and « Owing to certain malicious reports j met with the approval of the medical circulated by the Viscount de Choiseul, ! profession, because it acts on the Kid- Mme. de Stael had fallen out with him. nc79> L,iver anj Bowels without weak- One day the lady and the Viscount met j emnS 1 £15 free from in. company, on which occasion g<KKl j eVs/rup of Figs is^or safe by all drug- manners required that they should j ^^'5^ ;ind $1 bottles, but it is man- speak to each other. Mme. de Stael com- j ufactured by the California Fig Syrup meneed: j q0% only, whose name is printed on every "We have not seen you for a long package, also the name, Syrup of Figa» while, M. de Choiseul." "Ah, ma dame, I have been ill. I had a narrow escape from being poisoned." "Alas! Possibly you took a bite at your own tongue." This little joke fell Hke a thunderbolt tra the Viscount, who was a notorious backbiter and mischief-maker. The lesson was a severe one, but' he richly deserved it and had not a word to sav. In This Work-a-Day World Brains and nervous systems often give way under the pressure and anxieties of business. Paresis, Wasting of the nervous tissues, a sudden and unforewarned--collapse of the | mental and physical faculties are daily oc currences. as the columns of the daily press show. Fortify the system when exhausted against such untoward events with Hostet- ter's Stomach Hitters, that most helpful medicine of the weak, worn out and lntirm. Use it in rheumatism, dyspepsia, constipa tion »ud malaria. A Centenarian with a Family. A widow named Ann Rose, who is hale and hearty and in full possession of her faculties, living at Moltou. Sit- tingbourne, England, attained her hundredth year recently. She has eight children living and her descend ants are 55 grandchildren, 171 great grandchildren and 20 great-great- ^randcliildren. Piso's CURE for Consumption has 110 equal as a Cough medicine.--F. M. 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