WEDNESDAY, MAR. 4, 1896. Railway Time Table. Taking effect Sunday, May 26, 1895, at six -o'clock A. M. TrainB will ;pass ilcHenry station as follWs: /f GOING SOUTH. R Lake«><seneYa Passenger..!...--7:19 AM X Williams Bay Express ... ........8:55 " X Wiiliama Bay Passenger..... . ...3;25P M GOING HOBTH. XSWUliams Bay Passenger 9-48 A M 8 Lake Geneva Passenger .... 5;03 P M X Williams Bay Express 4:55 " X Williams Bay Passenger ....... 6:51 •« EXPLANATION.* D--Daily. X--Daily except Sunday. is Sunday# only; B. BUSS, Agent, McHenry, 111. Unlversatfst Church Directory. T. J. Walsh, IT. L. McOmber. Jarnee B. Perry Rev. J. Straab, D, D. President ...Olerk ....Treasurer Pastor The Willing Workers, (the ladies organ ization.) Mrs. Jas. B, Perry ... ... ....President Mrs. L. H. Owen. . ........Secretary 3upt, of Sunday School,.... O. N. Ow*>n Assistant, ...> ...Mrs. O. N. Owen «S*The Pastor's Chicago Telegraph Address lis Burneitle Crossing, ~ • •„ Preaching services at 10:30 A. M. and at-7;30 E*. M.. A C-ordiai iDvitition to all. Methodist Episcopal Church. Rev.. V. C. Cook, Pastdr, Preaching Sunday, 10:30 A. M. and 7;30 p. M. j Sundav School, 11:46 A. M. Dr. A, E. Auringer, ...Superintendent Epworth League, 6:45 p, M., Wayne Wood burn, President. Prayer Meeting, Wednesday, 7:30 p. M. Ladies' Aid Society each alternate week, Mrs. C. E. Lamphere, President, J8STA. Cordial invitation is extended to all. K. O. T. M. MCHENRY LODGE NO. 77, K. O. T. M.--Reg ular meetings second and fourth Tuesdav evenings of each month, at K. O. T, M. Hall. GEO HANLEY,!Com, J. J. BISHOP. R. K. MASONIC. MCHENRY LODGE, NO. 158 A. F. and A. M.-- Regular Communication# the second and fourth Mondays in each month. W, A. ORISTY. W. M. Republican Caucus. The Republican voters, of the town of McHenry, are requested to meet in Town Caucus, at the City Hall, in the village of McHenry, on Saturday, March 14th, at b2 o'clock, P. M., for the purpose of choos ing 15 delegates to represent said Town in the County Convention, to be held at Woodstock, March 27th, and to transact such other business as may properly come before the meeting. The choosing of said delegates will be by Ballot, and the Polls of said Caucus will be open from 2 to 4 o'clock P. M., AS per recommendation of the County Committee. J . V ANS LYKE, ) JonN I. STORY, >• Town Com. W. A. CRISTY, ) Six or eight inches of snow fell on Sat urday night, making it disagreeable getting around the past few days. WE learn that a concert will be given in the near future by the ladies of the M. E. church. H. C. Mead has sold a house and lot, owned by him, in Richmond. We did not learn the consideration. Fon SALE --A brand new "Crusader" Bicycle. Will be sold cheap. Can be seen at this office. THE Crystal Lake passenger train on the Chicago & Northwestern railway has been equipped with new cars throughout. SOME flue catches of fish have been made at the Lakes this week. A large party from Chicago were at Plstaqua Lake the first of the week. DELINQUENT subscribers, to whom we have recently sent statements, should give prompt attention to the same. These statements were not sent out for fun. EDWARD LONG has moved here from Woodstock, having bought out the busi ness of C. A. Ostrander, which he will take possession of May 1st. NEW advertisements can be found in our paper to-day from Simon Stoffel, John Evansnn & Co., and W. A. Cristy. Do not fail to read them. JACK MCCABE died at his residence, in Wauconda, on Sunday last. He has been sick for over a year, but until a few days since has been able to be around. His funerjtl was held on Tuesday. B. GILBERT has rented the south part of the Pekovsky Block and will open to morrow, Thursday, with a full line of Fruits, Groceries, etc. This ,will be a branch to his West Side establishment. PERSONAL. A. L. HOWE was a Chicago visitor one day last week. MRS. J. G. FAY has been quite sick the paBt week but is now improving. MRS. S. T. ELDREDGE, of Richmond, was the guest of C. T. Eldredge and fam ily on Friday last. CHAS. CHAPELL, of Chicago, was the guest of his brother. S. S. Chapell, in this village, over Sunday. FRANK JACKMANJ of Woodstock, at tended to legal business in this village on T&esday. J. W. NICHOLS, of Samanauk, 111., ha8 been calling on friends here the past few days. MRS.II DIMMEL, of Woodstock, is Vis iting with her parents, N. Barbian and wife, in this village this week. Gus CARLSON and Jacob Bonslett at tended to business in Chicago on Mon- day, HON. F. K. GRANGER, H. C. Mead and J. Tan Slyko attended a meeting of the Committee of the Eighth Senatorial Dis trict, at the Sherman House, Chicago, on Monday, ' Ws we noticed last week, 0. N. 0 wen,- ww aud daughter, started on Saturday iasMor California, where they will visit the next, two months with friends. Mr,, and Mrs. D. S. Babbitt and Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Chapman, of Elgin, accompanied them. • - THE ladies of the W. C. T. U. will meet with Mrs. E. Lawlus, on Thursday af ternoon, March 5, at 2:3Qa^dock. MRS. T. J. WALSH, President. MRS. F. L. MCOMBER, Secretary. THE Epworth League meeting will be held in the M. E. church next Sunday evening at G:30. Subject, "The Prepara tion for Temptation and How to Meet It." Matt. 4:4; 7:10. Lois Baldwin will lead. A cordial invitation is extended to all. LIST of letters remaining uncalled for in the P. O. at McHenry, 111., on the 1st day_of March, 1896. Mr. Henry Albray, Mr. C. R. Huber, Miss Bertha Gehrke. Please say advertised when calling for above letters. ALBERT SNOW, Post Master. T. J. WALSH has just received a full car lqjid of the celebrated Peabody Top Buggies, manufactured at Astoria, Ohio. They are finely finished ancF* one of the most reliable on the market. If you are contemplating treating yourself to a new-carriage do not fail to call at Walsh's warehouse THE Richmond Gazette says: "Mrs. Fred Hatch has been very low for several days, but is reported much better at present. She has never recovered from the terrible injuries she received at Belvi- dere over a year ago." THE Huntley News claims that Welt- zein & Cornell's creamery there is the largest on earth. It l^receiving 40,000 pounds of milk a day ait-A flipping three car loads of products a week. It has customers in Australia. As an indication that spring is coming wild ducks and geese made their appear ance in this section last week. Geese were in large numbers going north, and our local sportsmen bagged quite number of ducks the latter part of last week. THE County Lodge, I. O. G. T?. will meet at the City Hall Saturday after noon and evening, March 7. The after noon session will be devoted to the b ness of the lodge, A dime socie^Jsafmli literary program, and refreshments will be given in the evening. *o which all are invited. Come out and have a good, social time, " . t COM. WE learn that Prof. S. N. Tower, a former resident of this county, died at the home of his daughter, at Annawan, Henry county, Illinois, last week, aged nearly 80 years. He was well known here, having at one time taught a sing ing Bchool in this village, and was a man honored and respected by all who know him. We have not learned further particulars, E. B. PERKINS has commenced repair ing the building lately purchased of the Owen Estate, and has run a partition through the center, making two very handsome little stores. The one on the south side he will occupy hismself for Paints, Oils, Wall Paper, etc., while the one on the north side will be occupied by Heman & Schneider's Jewelry Store. When his repairs are fully completed it will be a fine improvement in that Vicin ity. TUESDAY being the birthday of L. H. Owen, about thirty of his young friends, in this village, perpetrated a complete surprise on him in the evening. When he went home from the store about 9 o'clock he found that they had taken complete possession of his residence, and he had nothing to do but to surrender, which he did unconditional^ Refresh ments were served and a royal good time was had and in the "we sum" hours the company departed wishing Mr. Owen many returns of the day under equally as pleasant circumstances. THIS is an iconoclastic age. At a Washington celebration at Chicago on the 22d, W. £. Watt, principal of one of the Chicago schools, said: "The boy hood stories afloat about Washington are almost without exception groundless. Among them the story about the hatchet and the apple trei. The stories about Washington's boyhood were written by a man named Weems, a preacher, several years after Washington's death. Some of them?w&re copied literally from old EnglisB^tnory books and Washington made the hero. So that, while Washing ton 'could not tell a lie,' the preacher could and did."--Ex. ON Tuesday occurred the annual triple birthday gathering at the residence of Isaac Wentworth, in this village, it be ing the birthday of Mr. Wentworth, W. D. WentwQrth and Mrs. C. E. Lamphere, whose ages are now 64, 28 and 25 re spectively. As we said on another occa sion, +his is something unusual, three in one family, father, son and dau whose birthdays all fall upou the/sain day. There were present OH tliisl oci sion, besides Mr. Wentworth and\vvife, John Wentworth aud wife, of Chic»g[o, H. T. Fuller and wife, of Wauconda, C. E. Lamphere and wife and W. D. Went worth and wife, of this village. The only ones absent w^re Jacob Wentworth and wife, ot Pingi^l Grove, who would have completed the entire family. As usual they sat down to a regular old fashioned dinner, and when we say that those who "know Mr. Wentworth know just what it means. The many friends of Mr. Went worth and family in this vicinity, and they are legion, wish that they may all live to enjoy many returns of the day. The finest stock of Wall Paper ever brought to this town, will be on exhibi- at the new store of E. B. Perkins, on CSd'Sfter April 1st. Do not fail to call and examine it before you buy. County Court Jurors. Sheriff Eckert has been commanded to summon the following named persons to serve as jurors at the March term of the county court ; , L. Crissey..,, '. ..L.;Riley Allen Fleming ........Marengo Chas. Thorne.. Marengo I). M. Wright ...Marengo J. W* Read. Dunham Jerome-Chilson. . . . . i Chemung H. W. Blodgett;.... t Chemung E. L. Shippe Chemung Grant Darling Alden Jos. Collier ..... ......................... Alden D. F. Coakley Hartland M. Mullen... Hartland Homer Wilcox..... Seneca Fred Manshake Coral Henry Stoxen.. Coral Win. Meyer, Srt...' Grafton A. H. Lattimer, Jr.. ....Grafton D. H. Corr Dorr Henry Allen Dorr F. W. Hartman , Dorr M. Frey .....Greenwood Edgar Morgan .........Hebron Henry Street ....Hebron Albert Wright..... ........Richmond S, Cotting Richmond Geo. Coleman........ Burton Fran k .M a rtin McHenry Aivah Hale....: ....i........,:...........Nunda C. W. Kublank /..........^Algonquin Daniel Brown.... ..Algonquin A SSISTANT ATTORNEY-GENERAL NEWELL holds that owners of stock running at large are now liable for any damage done by such $tock in trespassing upon the laud, of others, tinder the. new stock law it is not the duty of any man to fence against his neighbor's stock.; people who own stock must take care of it. Let Us Have an Answer. MR. EDITOR:--I am told that the county of McHenry has paid out the last year neariy Five Thousand Dollars for bounty on Crows and Woodchucks, and that this is the reason for the great in crease in our county tax. Will the County Board please answer this conun drum : By what authority do they au thorize the payment of this large sum of money? is there any law which allows them to thus pay out the people's money ? TAX PAYER. Bed Hair. Redheaded boys are smarter than most other boys and can carry a lot more freckles. The hair that calls for a white horse is, of course, horse reddish. It goes with a tart temper, too. Red hair, when worn by young ladies, develops a good deal of electricity. You can't help noticing the sparks. Redheaded girls would be nicer than other girls if it weren't for the fac that the other girls are just as nice as girls can be. I The lover says, "In your sunny tresses dear, the warm light loves to linger." The husband says, "Say, Bricktop, will you sew on this button?" Red hair is of great advantage to a pugilist. It denotes an oratorical tem perament. Cicero was redheaded, or else he wasn't one or the other. Mrs, Grundy Says. That the size of a room is determined by the character of the people in it. That every sun in the literary aDd scientific heavens has its attendant moon. The combination stands for ra diance and reflection. That faith stands in the relation to hope that fuel does to fire. That the new woman in New York is running elevators. She is bound to oc cupy an elevated position if the oppor tunity offers. That as soon as you try to make a profit on your friends you will have no friends. That the measure of acting is the sen timent from which it proceeds. That concentration is the greatest prudence in life; dissipation its greatest evil. That there is always room for a man of force, and he ma^es room for many. The Surest Way to Make Money. Is to buy land in the natural or unculti vated state, improve it and get the bene fit of the increase in price. That chance is offered by the C. S. Graves Land Com pany, R. 311, 56 Fifth Avenue Chicago. (See advertisement in this paper.) At Cost to Close. I have left from the late sale one Gang Sulkv Plow, several Walking Plows, two Uorn Planters, one Stack Coyer, 24x30 feet, one two-seat Surry, one Ro WagonTafcd a few other articles, whi$h will be sold at Cost and Below, as I wish to close them out at once. If you are in need of anv of these articles call at once and secure a Bargain. WM. BACON. McHenry, Feb. 25, 1896. Something New. L. E. BENNETT, Photographer, has just commenced making something new in the Picture line, which is neat, hand some and cheap. It is called the Man- tello Photograph. It is a beauty. Tail at his Gallery and see a sample. For the NEXT THIRTY DAYS he will make thfse Photographs at the low price of $1 PER DOZEN. Remember this is a 30 days offer and call at once. If you see them you are sure to order a dozen. Just received, a eupply of the Polar Star Fancy Flour, of which we are agents for this town. Will make prices right on barrel lots. OWEN & CHAPELL. * RINGWOOD Miss Mildred LaVson, of, Carey, was home Saturday and Sunday. Miss Maggie Frisby, of Carroll, Iowa, was a Ringwood visitor last week. * John Carey will build a new house in the spring. The work on the same has been begun. We have heard that Ringwood is to have a doctor. We are looking for the shingle. • Mr, Hess, the owner of the farm on which Carl Chron lives, will move into Mr. Ladd's house this week. Fred French has begun work for Ita W. Allen. It must seem natural to Fre® to get back on his old stamping ground. P. S. Harrisou was in Chicaco Satur day. Scott fcame out with him in the evening, returning again Monday morn ing. A. B. Hitchcox has moved onto the Colby farm owned by Nicholas Schaeffer. James Carr will live on the farm Mr- Hitchcbx left. We have not heard who will take the place Mr. Carr valcates. Our ailing neighbors are on the gain, Mrs. L. A. Waterman., who was under the doctor's care last week'being much better. John B. Bell enjoys outdoor air in pleasant weather, No new cases re ported. > • Last Friday was Miss Winnie Grimold- by's birthday. It was decided to take Saturday instead and give her a genuine surprise. Accordingly thirty of her little friends were invited to help celebrate the day. Saturday -morning .-'Winnie was given permission to spend the forenoon with one of her playmates, who lived at a distance, With the request that She re turn early in the afternoon. Soon after one o'clock the little folks could be seen gathering at the Hall. After getting everything in- readinpss the children watched for Winnie. Soon she was seen tripping down the street, happy with the day's pleasure, little thinking what was in store for her. On going by the hall she was called by her mother to "come and see what we have found." As she stepped into the room the whole thing flashed across her mind. The afternoon was spent in playing gamejUHi^Jiben came supper, the novelty of; large birthday cake tha eleven wax takers. Supp*, the little onesbecan to pref. , ,u Among those from a distance were Mable Willis, Elgin ; Clark Miller,Carpen- tersville; WalterRobbins,Elbert fhomas and Lee Harrison, West McHenry. A DETECTIVE'S STORY. The Sweetheart R6bbed to Pay a Man's Courting Expenses. "I was disgusted a few days ago at a chse I worked up," remarked a de tective to'a Washington Star reporter. "A young lady who was possessed of considerable money and a number of jewels sent for me. She had been robbed of some diamonds valued at sev eral hundred dollars*. I finally found all but one pin, they having been pawned. I obtained a description of the mafef who borrowed money upon them, but for several weeks could not locate him. When I did his landlady said' that he had left that morning and was goihg to Baltimore. I watched the depots and was soon rewarded by seeing the man step out of a hack. 1 seized his arm and said: 'You are ar rested!' 'What for?' he asked, in a tone that showed he was not much surprised, but greatly frightened. 'That Svill be explained at the station,' I re plied. There was a feminine shriek from the hack, and, glancing into the vehicle, I saw it was my fair "client. They'had just-been married tind were starting on their wedding trip, i took- in the situation-fit. a glance and .then .realizing that .1 w as powerless under the new order of affairs,-I said: 'I see now that you are not the man"! want*' and let him gp. .Then he began to blus ter. and, ta k ing him aside, I gave him to understand I knew of his robbing the girl to" pay the ,expenses of hi's .court- ship, and lie quieted down'.'Very sud denly," A LUNG 6ATH. It Is and Wonderfully Kef resiling Health-Giving Practice. Did you ever hold a watch and see for how many seconds you could keep a stream of air flowing from your lungs? If not, make the test, and you will find that no matter how small the stream, you'cannot keep it eou- Ltly flowing in for more than 15, dai but if you will SSLL- Tf - TAXES 1 TAXES I The undersigned, collector of Taxes for the Township of McHenry, will, on and after Monday, January 20th, 1896, be at the following places for/the purpose of receiving the Taxes of said tOwn: Mondays--At the store of Castor Adams, in they ilia ge of J ohnsburgh. Tuesdays--At the store of J. W. Cristy & Son, in the village of Ringwood. Thursdays--At the store Of A. P. Baer, West McHenry. Saturdays--At the store of Owen & Chapell, McHenry. All persons having Taxes to pay should call at any of the above named places at as early a day as possible. M. J. FREUND, Collector. WESTWARD HOI A Region Abounding in mountains of Gold and Streams of Silver. During the past quarter of a century the Rocky mountains of Colorado have produced millions upon millions of dol lars in gold and silver (and precious jewels) thousands of persons acquiring wealth and ease as a result. Some of the richest gold mines in the world have been discovered during the past year and there is no end to the "lucky strikes" being made at Cripple Creek gold camp and elsewhere. The scenery of the "flyer snow-capped Rockies is unequaled in either Europe or America for grandeur. For several years there has been publish ed in Denver a big fifty-six column week ly family newspaper which gives ali the most important mining news and illus trates each week the very choicest of. this marvelous scenery, contains original western stories of love and adventure, pure in tone; yearly subscribers are given gold rings set with Rocky mountain gems free as premiums. To introduce this great illustrated weekly family pa per into new homes the publishers will send it on trial thrgg-mpnths|for25 cents (stamps or silver)rHJlub of fifc^e $1. Men tion the PLAiNDEALEthftad^SiadresB Illus trated Weekly, Denver. Col. Business Locals. The last week of the great Shoe Sale at Owen & Chapell's. WMS8BI BOOKS WANTED? N U N D A . J. J Wilson, of Chicago, was a Nunda visitor Sunday. W. E. Brown, of Lake Geneva, spent Sunday here. Robt. Wingate, of Barreville, has be come a resident of this city. A. T. Wingate has moved on to his father's farm at Barreville. Louis Mun-h went to the city Suuday evening. A great deal of moving was done last Saturday by tenants changing farms. The I. O. G. T. held an entertainment in the Rink Saturday night. Every candidate that is looking for a county office thinks his chances are £Ood. H S. Williams, of Harvard, candidate for Member of the State Board of Equali zation, was in Nunda last Friday. As the time for holding the Count# Convention draws near candidates are hustling. Dr. Lowell was quite badly hurt last Saturday bv being thrown from his buggy and dislocating his shoulder. March made its appearance in thegood old fashioned way, coming in like a lion. We hope it will go out mild and pleasant. The pupils of the first Primary room of our"School will give an entertainment in the near future. Miss Litzaw, the teach er, will have the management, which assures it being a success. W. P. St. Clair, Nunda's candidate for the office of Circuit Clerk, is looking after his interests in different parts of the county nowadays and very much hopes to succeed. G. W. Eldredge, of Richmond, candi date for Member of the State Board of Equalization, was in Nunda last week looking after bis interests in this locality. The representative of the Insurance companv that carried I)r. Lovesee's risk on furniture was here last week, but what arrangements were made for ad justing the loss we have not learned. The entertainment given by the Gram mar room of our school, Thursday even ing, Feb. 27, was a success in every par ticular. All the pupils done themselves great credit. The receipts were about §21 at the small price of 10 cents ad mission. C. H. Stone, an old resident of Nunda, died Monday, Feb. 17, after a long ill ness. Mr. Stone settled in Nunda about thirty years ago, and followed wagon making as a business, but has been in poor health for a number of years. For more than a year he has been unable to attend to business. COLLARS, cuffs, suspenders and hand kerchiefs, at cost for the next ten days, at J D. Lodtz's. THE NEW YORK LEDGER America's Greatest Story Paper. Always publishes the best and most in teresting short stories, serial stories and special articles that can be procured,,re gardless of expense. The latest fashion notes and patterns can be found every week on the Woman's World Page. There is always something in the New York Ledger, that will interest every member of the family. 20 pages--price, 5 cents. For sale in this town by Charles Slimpin. Bargains! Bargains!« As we intend to close our business in McHenry on or about April 1st, we wish to reduce our stock as much as possible to save freight in moving. Before we offered goods for 50 cent® on the dollar. You can now get them for less. Call early and secure the bargains. SIMOFO BROS. West McHenry, IJ1. % Just in, a large and well assorted stock ,of the celebrated Monarch Paints at Owen & Chapell's. G R E E N W O O D . Robt. Cruikshank commenced work for Mat Neuman March 1st. Irwin Dygert will work for Jas. Carr, at Ringwood, the coming year. Mr. Porter, of Hot Springs, S. D., is visiting his sister, Mrs. 0. Garrison. F. B. Thompson ti Iks of'going on the rot d selling patent medicines. Fred Baldwin is visiting, his brothers at Oak Park and Chicago this week. The Basket Supper, given by the Woodmen, was a grand success, the net proceeds being $35 50. Fred Allen, of Chicago, is calling on old Greenwood friends. Delbert Hawley called in Greenwood Thursday night. Miss Myrtle Roberts visited the latter part of the week with Hebron friends. As we predicted last week shadows were valuable Thursday night, bringing all the way from 50 cents to' $2.25. The Greenwood Butter and Cheese Co. paid an average of 81.14 cents per 100 pounds of milk for January.- Number of pounds of milk received, 502,317, an average of 16,204 pounds a day, from 49 dairies. 22,786 pounds of butter were made at a cost of 1.4 cents per pound. keep it up .jfiot be likely to die of so fin ewfci >clo consumjMiSHppiBoks only and should they ever become public speakers or singers, tlioy will be very thankful that tlicy commenoed when young to take "lung baths." ularper's ^ oung People, in speakings about breathing, says: "Did you evelv think of taking a lung bath? One's\lungs need cleansing as surely as do the trends and face. This is especially true a one has been in a crowded hall church, breathing in so many impuri ties. How can one take a lung bath? P.y simply drawing a deep breath and then expelling the air from the lungs. ^ ou will feel wonderfully refreshed thereby and the general health will be improved." it Julia A. Story's, where you lent constantly i,tewt PUBLICATIONS. A Kaflle for a Preacher. A Georgia paper tells of a raffle for a minister that was recently held in Parrott, Ga., the. loser being compelled to take him. The Methodist congrega tion was having a revival which had dragged its length along until the con gregation had become worn out with church-going and providing for the preachers, who came from all around to assist in the cause. The la^t preach er that came was the straw that broke the back of the dromedary. No one wanted, him, and a meeting of the stewards was held to consider how be was t.o be provided for. One of t hem ^•proposed "to draw straws for him, which was not agreed to, but finally the question was settled by a proposi tion to raille the minister off, and this actually happened, the steward who made the lowest-throw taking the un welcome preacher and providing for his physical wants during the closing hours of the long rcliirious services. No old shelf-worn stock, but new and stylish patterns of Wall paper and at lower prices than ever before heard of in this section. Call and see me after April 1st. E. B. PERKINS. Last season Ike L. Hall, druggist, of West Lebanon, Indiana, sold four gross of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhuea Remedy and says every bottle of it gave perfect satisfaction. For sale by J. A. Story. I have made a specialty of the prose cution of all kinds of damage cases against , RAILROADS, other Corporations, and Estates, for fifteen years and make no charge unless successful. Call or write me. C. P. BARNES, ATTORNEY, Woodstock, 111. We are agents for the famous Feather- stone Bicycles and have samples of Road King, Road Queen andD uke. Come and examine. Easy terms. OWEN & CHAPELL. Great Sensation--Employment for Everybody. Wanted: General Agent, man or lady, to take charge of ten counties and ap point canvassers for the Most Perfect Self Dish Washer. Washes, dries and polishes dishes for entire family in two minutes without putting hands in water No breaking, chipping or scaided hands. Everybody buys. One man cleared $72 50 first day. No canvassing or traveling. No scheme or fake. Territory going like wildfire. Salary $56 monthly, expenses and commissions Write to-day enclosing references and stamp for reply. NATIONAL MFG. CO., 35w4 St. Louis, Mo. We have one of the largest stocks of Wall Paper, with ceilings and borders to match, ever in McHenry. Samples ard now ready. Get our prices. . OWEN & CHAPELL. FOR SALE. The brick block known as the Pekovsky Block, opposite the Bank of McHenry, in this village, is offered for sale. It con tains one large store room and two rooms suitable for Dress Maker or other business, in first story, and also fine liv ing rooms in second story. Is situated in center of village and is a first class lo cation for any business. Will be sold cheap and on reasonable terms. Inquire of 4tf H. C. MEAD, West McHenry. The best and largest line of Fish on market at lowest prices, at Owen & Chapell's. HAVE YOU A COLD? If so, then, instead of takifig so much quinine and other strong medicines, take a plensant and mild stomach and bowel remedy, which will cleanse the system, and you will be surprised how quickly the cold will leave you. Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin will do this better than anv other. Trial size 10c (10 doses 10c), larger sizes 50c and $1 at J. A. Story's. All last winter G. A. Mills, of Lebanon, Conn , was badly afflicted with rheuma tism. At times it was so severs he could not stand up straight, but was drawn over on one side. "I tried different rem edies without relief," he says, "until about six months ago I bought a bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm.§ After using -it for three days my rheumatism was gone and has not returned since. For sale by .1. A. Story. FEMALE LOVELINESS. ... May be obtained by intelligent women. A well regulated system must of necessity show its fruit in the face. To regulate the system and keep it in perfect con dition there is nothing so good as Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin--Constipation and indigestion absolutely cured. 10 doses 10 cents. Large size 50 c and $1, at J. A. Story's. WOOD FOR SAEE. fpBB The undersigned has a quantity of dry wood for sale. Will deliver in any part of the village in quantities of one cord or more. Orders may be left at the agricul tural warehouso. WM. BACON. Don 't Tobacco Spit or Smoke your Life Away The truthful startling title of a book about No-to-bac, the only harmless, aranteed tobacco-habit cure, that brJ^es up nicotinized nerves, eliminates the nicotine poison, makes weak men gain strength, vigor and manhood. You run no physical or financial risk, as No- to-bac is sold by Julia A. Story under a guarantee to cure or money refunded. Book free. Address Sterling Remedy Co. New York or Chicago. THREW AWAY HIS CANES. Mr. D. \\ ileyy--ex-postmaster, Black Creek, N. Y., was so badly affiicted with rheumatism that he was only able to hobble around with canes, and even then it caused him great pain. After using Chamberlain's Pain Balm he was so much improved that he threw away his canes. He says this linpment did him more good than all other medicines and treatment put together. For sale at 50 cents per tottle by J. A. Story. Many merchants are well aware that their customers are their best friends and take pleasure in supplying them with the best goods obtainable. As an instance we mention Perry & Cameron, prominent druggists of Flushing, Mich. They say: "*ve have no hesitation in recommend ing Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to our customers, as it is the best cough medi cine we have ever sold, aud always gives satisfaction." For sale at 25 and 50 cents per bottle by J. A. Story. .It'B Free I Do not fail to send for a free sampe copy ot the Weekly Globe, box 540, Den ver, Colorado, an illustrated home and family paper, devoted to temperance, pure western stories, mining news, etc. Fifty cents per "Jrear. Send to-day. Loans Negotiated; Do yoi»want money? I can get it for you. Have you real estate to sell or rent? Do you want to buy or rent? I can help you. Terms reasonable. 2yl H. C. MEAD, West McHenry. The Golden West Invites your attention. Fabulous for tunes have been made by judicious in vestments in gold mining stock i. Send a Btamp for full particulars about Cripple Creek gold camp (near Pike's Peak) and full particulars about our company. Ad dress, Pike's Peak Mining and Real Es tate Company, (Incorporated,) Denver, Colorado. _____ The little daughter of Mr. Fred Webb r. Holland, Mass., had a very bad cold and couch which he had not been able to cure with anything. I gave him a 25 cent bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, says W, P. Holden, merchant and post master at West Brim field, and the next time I saw him he saiu it worked like* a, charm. This remedy is intended especi ally for acute throat and lung diseases such ascolds,cioup and whooping cough, and it is famous for its cures. There is no danger in givine: it to childrtn for it contains nothing injurious. For sale by J. A. Story. Over One Hundred Poultry Pictures, Of Poultry House, Incubators, Brood ers and Brooder Appliances, in Poultry Keeper Illustrator Quarterly No. 3, Price 25 cents postpaid, or 75 cents for the four numbers of 189G. =That leading poultry magazine, The Poultry Keeper, one year 50 cents, or both the Poultry Keeper and Illustrator one year to new subscribers for only eighty cents. Sample Poultry Keeper free. Address Poultry Keeper Co., Parkesburg, Chester county, Penn. Awarded . Highest Honors--World's Fair, DR CREAM BAKING P6WMR MOST PERFECT MADE. A pure Grape,Cream of Tartar Powder. Free from Ammonia, Alum or any other adulterant, 40 YEARS THE STANDARD. Masks at Julia A. Story's. Spring Dress Goods and Prints at S. Stoffel's. v Have yon tried the new Pan-ka-ko at A. P. Baer's? " ' New Wall Paper with Ceilings and Bor ders to match at S. Stoffel'a. Insure your property with S. Stoffel and be insured. Overcoats and Winter Suits at hard times prices at S. Stofiel's. I have calls for Houses, Who has any to rent in this village? Let me Know and I can rent them. C. MEAD. If you want a keg A. P. Baer's, on the] keg of Baer's Choi on the marKet. ice Syrup go to 3t Side, and get a It has no superior We handle the famous Featherstone Bicycles, Road King; Duke and Ladies' Special. * OWEN & CHAPELS. S A. P Baer is discounting his prices oh Blankets, Shawls, Children's Underwear, and Hosiery 20 percent. » " A lot of choice St. Paul Fur Coats are offered for less than first cost at S. Stoffels. ' ... NOTICEI ' ... . All persons indebted to the firm of Perry & Owen are requested to call arid settle at once. -We desire to itave all ac counts closed without delay. . : PERHY & OWEN, Nothing yet equal to the Pan-ka-ko self rising flour, for pancakes, at A. P. Baer's. Just received, another car of Sleepy Eye Flour. It costs nothing to try a sack. A. P. BAEB. FARM FOR RENT.--I offer my farm, sit uated in the town of Greenwood, for Rent on reasonable terms. For particulars inquire of CJB. MURPHY. A good Horsehide Shoo for men's fine wear. The same stock for ladies and children's common wear are the proper caper. We have them. J. W. CIUSTY & SON, Ringwood. The Sleepy-Eye Flour has no superior on the market. This is the verdict of .every one who uses i$. Call at A. P. Baer's, West McHenry, and try a sack. r money on first class ty for a term of years. H. C. MEAD. Y FEVER OK ASTHMA itively cure t by nature's pay. Send 10c postage en'ts, oonoKAno. MED- 1. g some great bar- Warm Goods. Call oods they are. roots an for ten sa ICINE Go. A. P, gains in and see w SHOE Harness, single or rlson. He js sure uality and price. SHOES! les the newest, e lowest. Yoo what you will re. N, Rii If you w double, calf to please y jpbu will fin ¥«u will find 1 w>ll find our s| wish you had J. W.Ci # Parti All persons in^ted to Richard Bishop iare notified same must be paitLat once. J JWfldHar, Admin McHenry ,^|^HHBh, 1895. NOT T Will people an accident to be or when it occurs trea£ promptly applied? Th where the trouble will complete recovery is the rule, tions are terribly frequent, ands upon thousands of fatal illnesses occur every year ushered in by a little injudicious exposure and iseemingly trifling symptoms. Beyond this, there are to-day countless invalids who can trace their complaints to colds, which at the time of occurrence gave no concern, and were therefore neglected. When troubled with a cold use Chamber] Cough Remedy. It is prompt and ual. 25 and 50 cent bottles for J. A. Story. UNCLE BEN' 1896. GREETING. Having renewed my age, compromised with my creditors, quit drinking and failed to get a cash partner, will be obliged to continue my business at the old stand in the old way* at West McHenry, where as heretofose will sell at hard times prices for Cash or on credit by agreement, nothing but the Best qualities of Staple and Fancy Goods. * Groceries, Fruits and Provisions, will be handled always of the best quality or no trade. Most heartily thankful for many years of generous patronage and trusting that my future good example may still en title me to a large share of public fav or, I will trust my case in the hands ;of a discerning public. Representing the only full and exclus ive Grocery, Fruit and Provision stock in town, I 1 *main as always for green backs and 16 to 1. Uncle Ben Gilbert's West McHenry, 111.,. Jan., 1896. NEAR THE DEPOT* WEST MoHEMRY, ILL. £eeps open (or the accommodation of the Public a Firat-Olass Saloon and Restaurant, VTbere he will at all time* keep the l«ftt brands of Wlne», Liquors and Cigars to he found in the market. PABST'S Milwaukee Lag« Beet At Whorosale and Retail. Beer In Large or Small Keg« or Bottle* *1- way • on hand, cheaper than any other, quail* ty considered. Orders by mail promptly attended to. a saroa oqp a inn STABLJXG FOR HOSJBJF*, - ml'see us. Robert Soh!ess!e=