WEDNESDAY, SEPT., 9, 1896. Railway Time Tabid. Taking effect Sandfly, May 28, 1895, at six o'clock, A. M. Trains will ;paes ilcHenry station as follows; ° GOING SOUTH. D Lake Geneva Passenger..........7:43 A M X Williams Bay Express -- ...8;38 «' X Williams Bay Passenger. ...3:30 P M X Lake Geneva Freight 3:30 " XI 1.<>tee Geneva Past-enger fl;17 " S Williams Bay Passenger... 7;22 " GOING NORTH. X Williams Bay Passenger...; X Lake Geneva Freight.... S LaKe Henevi Passenger 8 Lake Geneva Passenger .... X Williams Bay Express X Williams Bay Passenger.... X Williams Bay Passenger .... ^EXPLANATION. -- -- D -- D a i l y . Xy-Daily except Sunday, b Sunday*only. B. BUSS, Agent, McHenry, 111. ,. 9:47 \ M 11 :H5 •« .. .10:39 '• .... 5:10 P M .... 4:45 " ... 2:52 " .... 6:56 •• Methodist 'Episcopal Church. Rov. V. C. Codk, ............ ......Pastor, Preaching Sunday, 10:30 k. M. and 7:30 p. • Sunday School, 11:45 A. M. Dr. A, E. Auringer,..Superintendent Epwortb League, 6:45 p, m., Wayne Wood burn, President. . Prayer Meeting. Wednesday, 7:30 P. M. • Ladies' Aid Society each alternate week, Mrs. O. E. Lamphere, President, «S"A OoWial invitation is extended to all,. - - If. 0.°T. M. - MCHENRY LOB»b NO. 77, K. O. T. M --R*S- flUr meetings second and fourth Tuesday evenings of each xtfonth.at IC. O T, M. Hall. GEO HANLET,iCom, J. J . BISHOP, R. K. REPUBLICAN RALLY! A Republican Rally, under the auspices of the McHenry McKinley and Hobart Club, will be held at KEVERSIDE HALL, MoHENRY: ILL. Monday Evening, Sept. 14th. HON> JAS. H. BARNARD. OF CHICAGO, ^JlliJCE C. H. DONHELLY, OF WOODSTOCK, Will be present and discuss the Politi cal Issues of the day. Let every voter turn out and hear the question of Honest Money fairly and honestly discussed. The McHenry Quartette will be present and furnish music for the occasion. PER ORDER COMMITTEE. GRAND RALLY! There willbea Grand-Rally,at Big Hollow School House DIGHTON, ILL. Friday Evening, Sept. 11, '96, HON. F; K. GRANGER, A D O L P H F I S C H E R , W . A . C R I S T Y , And others will be present and address thetvoters on the political issues of the day. Mr. Fischer will speak in German. Let every voter turn out and hear these questions discussed in a fair and impartial manner. Ttie McHenry Quartette will be present and furnish music for the occasion. GRAND RALLY AT V0L0, AT KERWIN'S.NEW HALL. PERSONAL. CRIS ESKILSON was a, Chicago visitor the first of the week. S. S. CHAPELL spent Sunday with his parents at Elgin. MIKE PAULEY, of Elgin, is visiting with friends here this week. MISS KATE HOWE was a Chicago vis itor on Friday last. MRS. JOHN I. STORY was a Chicago vis itor the first of the week. MILO HOWE, of Chicago, spent Sunday with his parents, in tWa^llage. MRS. M, MERRiMAN^^p^hicago visitor to-day. Wednesday. '1 . WILL SIRES, of Elgin, lias been calling on old friends here the past week. DR. DAWSON, of Wauconda, was on our streets on Tuesday. MRS. SARAH MCOMBER, of Chicago, is attending to business here this week. O. N. OWEN, H. C. Mead, F. L. McOm ber and Walter Besley were Chicago vis itors Monday. OTIS PARKER, of Sioux Rapids, Iowa, was calling on friends here the first ot the week. • WM. KEEFE and wife, of Chicago, are the guests of Frank Cobb and wife,: in this village, this week. Miss JENNIE HENDRICKSON, of Janes- viile, was the guest of W. Ai Cristy and wife over Sunday. • . " Miss MAGGIE KEARNS, of Chicago, is spending a few days with friends in this village. - • MRS. H. NORDQUKST and daughter, Stella, were Chicago vistors on Saturday last. Miss CAROLINE STRAUB, of Chicago, spent Sunday with her father, Rev. J. Straub, in this village. 0 CASPER MCOMBER, of Chicago, spent Sunday with his parents and friends in this village. FRANK BARBIAN was visiting with friends at Minneapolis and St. Paul last week. ELISHA FIUBBARD has been on the sick list the past few days, part of the time confined to his bed. --LEONARD BONSLETT is r eported as dan __ HENRY SPRAGUE, of Cary, committed suicide on Saturday, August 12, by tak ing laudanum. He refused to the last to tell why he committed the rash act. He was buried with Masonic honors on Tuesday. EXCURSION to the Drainage Canal and .loliet, via the Chicago & Northwestern Railway, on Wednesday of next wee*, September lGth. For lull particulars as to time of train, etc., see notice elsewhere in this paper. Fare, round trip, only $1.50. " • JOHN ALEXANDER, of Mayfair, 111., a brother-in-law of H. E. Wightman, died at his home, in that village, on Friday last. His funeral was held on Monday aud was attended by a large concourse of relatives and sympathizing friends, lie wf\8 a man highly respected by all who knew him. There will be a Grand Rally at Yolo, in Iverwin's new hall, on Saturday Evening, Sept. 12th. HON. F. K. GRANGER, ADOLPH FISCHER, W. A. CRISTY, And others, will be present and address the voters on the political issues of the day. Mr. Fischer will speak in German. The McHenry Quartette will be present and furnish music for the occasion. CAPTAIN James Nish has been reap pointed postmaster at Cary. SCHOOL opened on Monday with a large attendance, and everything promises a successful school year. THE Board of Supervisors are holding their September meeting at Woodstock this week. DR. ABT is prepared to test eyes accur ately, at his office, over the PLAINDEALER office. __ AN Entertainment for the benefit of Rev. Y. C. Cook and wife, will be given in the near fumre. Particular next week- NEW advertisements this week from Simon Stoffel, John Evanson & Co., J. W. Cristy & Son and Theo. F. Swan. IRA C. COPLEY, of Aurora, was chosen president of the state league of Republi can clubs, and .lohn A. Russell, of Elgin, district vice president. S. W. KING will please accept the thanks of the editor and family for a bushel of very choice apples, left at our office on Monday. WE are under obligations to H. C. Mead for copies of St. Paul and Minne apolis papers, during the encampment last week. DR. BAECIILER, Dentist, guarantees satisfaction in all work done. He cures abscessed teeth and does everything else pertaining to dentistry. Office in Bon Blett building, near red bridge, Mcflenry IF possible Fox Lake will be cleared of the marsh grass and water weeds that hurt it. The property owners have or ganized for a campaign and hired a man to cut the vegetation for three years, by which tirat" it is hoped the growth will be killed. Yachting and fishing have never been more popular there than this year and this improvement will help them. gerously sick, at his residence, in this village. HARRY BLACKMAN and wife, of Chicago, are visiting with relatives and friends here this week. W. A. CRISTY is attending the Septem ber meeting of the Board of Supervisors, at Y\ oodstoock, this week. MRS. WASHINGTON WBITTEMORE, and son, Willis P. Whittemore, of Huntley, were the guests of J. B. Perry and wife over Sunday. MRS. D. F. HANLY returned from quite an extended--visit--with her parents--in- New York s^ate on Wednesday last. She reports a very pleasant and enjoyable time. Miss BESSIE GOING, of Chicago, who has been spending the vacation with her grandparents, in this village, returned to her home on Thursday last. DR. II. T. BROWN aud wife and Mrs. E. M. Owen are visiting with E. E. Thomas and wife, at Woodstock, to-day, Wed nesday. BEN BONSLETT, of Chicago, is visiting with his parents this week. He was call ed here by the dangerous illness of his father. . LAWRENCE MCGUE, of Nunda, the old, original Irish Republican, was. a caller on Monday. As usual he is on the right side, for McKinley and sound moaey. No Popocrat in his. WM. T. MAHONEY and Miss Mamie Biggy, of Chicago, were the guests of E. Sutton and wife, south-east of this village, this week. Miss Biggy is a neice of Mrs. Sutton. GRAPES FOR SALE at the Wheeler Farm. Yery fine and prices reasonable. MARRIED.--At Lake Geneva, August 31st, 1896, b,v Rev, J. J. Garvin, Walter Evanson, of McHenry, and Miss Ella L. Hicks, of Palatine, 111. No one should forget the Trotting Matinee, at Gage's Driving Park, on Sat urday of this week. For full particulars see notice in another place in this paper. DIED.--In Ringwood, Sept. 4th, 189G, Mrs. Zillah Stevens, aged 77 years and five months. Funeral on Sunday after noon, from the M. E. Church, in that village. THE Willing Workers will meet on Thursday afternoon of this week with Mrs. L. H. Owen. A general attend ance is requested. MRS. ,T. B. PERRY, Pres. MRS. L. H. OWEN, Sec, THE Ladies' Aid Society, of the M. E. church, will meet at theEpworth Roomp, on Friday afternoon, Sept. 11th, at the usual hour, for th • purpose of quiltiDg. Everybody invited. SECRETARY. IN addressing the members of a high school class the late Governor Russt 1, of Massachusetts, uttered these words which will surely live: "Remember that there is one thing better than making a living, and that is makiug a life." H, R. GRIFFEN and family, who have resided in this village the past two years, Mr. Griffin being engaged at the Terra Cotta Works, moved to Pennsylvania this week. During their residence here they have made many warm friends who very much regret their departure. WE learn that sneak thieves made a raid oilPthe^fillar of M. Merriman, in this village, one night last week, getting a lot of canned fruits, etc. For a common rat, Rough on Rats is said to be good, but for one of these sneak thieves a little cold lead would be better. SUMMER residents at the Bay and Fox Lake are pulling up *and starting for home ai a rapid rat^. In a few days all will be gone. Hunters will fill theii-^pjaces about the middle of the month, after which quiet will reign around the Lakes until another summer. " How long! Oh how long! Once mor§ we are compelled to say that unsigned communications will not be admitted to this paper. Persons writing must sign their names. The names will not be pub lished except by consent, but we must know in this office who the waiter is to satisfy o-urselves that there is good faith on the part of the sender. A PifA-CTicAL woman remarked, to an exchange, the other day that the most interesting things in a newspaper to' her are the advertising columns. "And long ago," she said. "I quit buying of those who did not advertise. It" always seems to me that,the merchant who advertises invites me to trade with him, while the one who does not advertise impresses me with the idea that he doesn't careenough for my trade to ask for it. Then too, I have found that the merchant who ad vertises has fresher goods, for the reason I suppose,' he sells more." The Security Lightning Rod Co. In view of the many building being struck by lightning in the past few weeks it may be of interest to our readers to know that the Security Lightning Rod Co., of Burlington. Wis., are selling the best all Copper Rod in the world at 25 cents per foot, complete, and guarantee the building and contents from, any dam- age done by lightning. This company is perfectly reliable in every respect, and what they tell you you can rely upon. Do not fail to see their Superintendent, H. Simpson, who will be in this section soon. LIGHTNING'S WORK, On Wednesday evening last the barn of Peter Martin, five miles west of this village, on the Woodstock road, was struck by lightning aud burned to the ground, together with the entire contents including eight cows, five head of young stock, three horses, all his hay, grain, farming tools, etc. ho rapid was the spread of the flames it was impossible to remove a thing. Loss about $4,000. He was insured as follows: On building. $800. On stock. $700. Hay and grain, $200. Total, $1,700. This loss falls heavily on Mr. Martin, besides his stock his entire summer's work being wiped out. He has the sympathy of the public in his misfortune. ONE of the strongest articles of theyear is "Are the Farmers Populists?" in the September North American Review. It is by Hon. John M. Stahl, who stands at the head of the agricultural writers of the conntry, is a practical and extensive farmer, editor of the Farmer's Call and Secretary of the Farmers' National Con gress. Mr. Stahl shows that the popular notion of the farmer's financial views is disproved by the farmer's vote--he has furnished the majorities for sound money while the Populist vote has come, not from the farm, but the city. In the same number are other articles dealing with the issues of the campaign by Hons. Warner Miller and Richard P. Bland, and by the Governor of British Hon duras. Grand Trotting Matinee. A Grand Trotting Matinee, for the ben efit of H. P. Throop, who lost his valu able Pacing Mare, at the Races in Mc- Jlenry, a few weeks ago, will be held at Gage's Driving Park, West McHenry; on Saturday, September 12th, 189G. 8 Minute Class, Trotting, Purse $50. 2:30 Class, Trotting, Purse $50. 2:45 Class, Trotting, Purse $50, Free-for-all, Mix ed, Purse $50. Hurdle Running Race, Free-for-all, Purse $25. Horses from the Stables at Hebron, Richmond, Genoa Junction, Solon, Nunda, Woodstock, and other places, have signifiied their intention to be present, and with good weather and track one of the finest days snort of the season may be expected. Admission. 25 cents. Let every body out and enjoy a day's sport. Races called promptly at 1:30 P. M. A Unique Little Magazine. A little publication, but of value out of all proportion to its size, is Alderis Living Topics Magazine. For the ridic ulously small price of 25 cents a year it gives nearly 400 pages of information of interest and value to every one, and hardly obtainable elsewhere. The last issue gives just the facts everyone .wants concerning the states of Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, and Indian Ter ritory. The statistics are brought right down to date, generally,from one to five or more years later thin the latest cyclo pedias. Thus it deals in every issue with the States of the Union, all the nations of the world, and other importanttopics. Living Topics ought to secure an enor mous circulation. A sample copy may be had free by applying to the publisher, John B.- A'Iden, 10 and 12 Yandewater Street, New York. CHANGEABLE WEATHER, Changeable weather brings to mind "77," Dr. Humphrey's Scecific for colds and Grip. For sale by druggists--25 centp. From all accoTints Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is a Godsend to the afflicted. There is no advertisement about, this; we feel just like saying it.-- The Democrat, < :arrollton, Ky. For sale by J. A. Story, McHenry. THE McEENEY COUNTY FAIR, r To THE EDITOR:--It is well for us to have our ideals highly established but the rising generation who had their icieai of a Fair based on the great- White City and then visited our County Fair receiv ed a rude shock. As we approached the Fair I remarked its location to the youthful scion. "Where! I don't see any large, build ings." "Oh no, smaller Fairs are held in tents as you see here." Animation fell several degrees in an instant and mine did as suVely but more slowly. After looking around, taking in the sights and scenes, looking at the races and over the exhibits, 1 could not help thinking how little it takes to constitute a "Fair," and also what a clap-trap, cheap-John, snide affair this great County Fair at Woodstock really was. A Beautiful Picture, We have made arrangements with the publishers of Demorest'sMagazine where by we are able to offer our readers De Longpre's water color study, "Chrysan themums," at the ridiculously low price of 10 c»>nt8 per copy, T&ie picture is 12x28 inches in size and AS printed in twelve colors. The art publishers both of this country and Europe vie with each other every fall in producing elegant colored art Studies but none of them has equaled De Longpre's "Chrysanthe mums," which every reader of this paper can now have by cutting out this slip and sending it. to us with his or her name and address and 10 cents in postage stamps. None can realize how beautiful the picture is when framed until he has seen it. - Cheap Excursions to the West and Northwest Ou August 4,18, September 1, 15, 29, * A <• 3 October 6 and 20, 1896, the North west- And iurther, what are our people and our :ern Line (Chicago & Northwestern R'y) tradesmen thinking of to let a town ten j will .sell Home Seekers' excursion tickets or twelve miles away run all of our peo- at very low rates to a large number of points in the West and Northwest. For tickets and lull information apply to. agents Chicago «Jc Northwestern R'y, 4w7 ,, ". v- 5 pie from home for a. day or two while their trade was suffering in consequence. Are we dead, or only slumbering? Every avenue of approach to the Fair was lined with vehicles and man^ of the CAIjIIX I people who ihus came and Vent made"! ir y»u »ra going there ' some purchase or other, ^hat means a i r, „ .• . .. . ^ ,. , • * .... , • • • . • '• | by all means inquire about the Burling- loss to our tradesmen. It means popu- j ton Route P ersorially Conducted Excur- larity for Woodstock, money, for their jsions toSau Francisco and Los Angeles, merchants and increased value of prpp-: which leave Chicago every Wednesday erty. Can't our people shake off their palace .1 tmriet Car , , •• . AO -r . through to destination. The route is via lethargy for ,iust a moment? Long Denver, the Denver & Rio Grande Ky enough to open their eyes and look (ScenicLine) and Salt Lake City: The around and ask, "Wherfe are w.e at? " j are fitted with carpets, - upholstered I realize that we are blest with an over- mattresses, pillows, blankets, bed . r . CL : , , i linen, berth curtains, toilet rooms, heat stcck of unprogressive pimple, but are an(j light, and, in fact, all the convenien- there not enough o;hers w^o can apprc-1 ces of a standard Pullme.n Palace car; Business Locals. H ave you tried the new Pan-ka-ko at A. P.Baer's? Place your Insurance with S. Stoffel. Insure your property with S. Stoffel and be insured. Reduced prices on all Summer Goods at S. Stoffel's. they lack only some of the expensive finish of the Pullmans run on the limited express trains, while the cost per berth is only about one-third (%) of the price. Write for full particulars to T. A. GRADY, Exursion Manager, C. B. & Q. R„ ~ 10 ciate the importance of the event to themselves individually, and to the town collectively to lead them to establish the next Fair at McHenry ? Let the next County Fair be held at ^ . McHenry. Let us make something j ^ark street, Chicago worthy the name--fair. If we can't have the County Fair so much the better let us have a McHenry Fair. I would rather it would be so. The last County Fair was such a trifling affair the name is in disgrace. --What arc Fairs for? For ^durational SUMMER COLDS. Summer Colds or Hay Fever, Rose Colds or Rose Catarrh, are prevented are cured by Dr. Humphreys' Specific 77. For sale by all druggists. .25 cents. All our Fanro Boots and Shoes will be purposes just as much as school houses. Exhibits are brought together for com parison in order to cultivate interest and promote progress. Works of art are dis played for criticism or commendation to aid the advancement of handiwork, aud there is no one study that is so far- reaching in its educational attainments as drawing and painting. The agricultural display, in an agricul tural district, certainly should be some thing commendable. Nothing stimulates agricultural interests so much as a fine exhibit, the products of the husband- --If one's exhibit is not ns good as his neighbor's, he is stimulated to further effort. He thinks something must, be wrong and he proceeds to know and apply the remedy. But what is the use of exhibits and ex hibitors and no place to make a display? How could things be displayed triadvan- sold regardless of cost on acconnt of fac tory failing. S. STOFFEL, A fine large lino of the famous United Brand fancy Shirts at S. Stoffel's. Fall stock of Badger State Overalls, Jackets, Shirts and Pants at^Stoffel's. Call and pee the fancy line of Dress Shirts and Ties at Owen & Chapell's. Poison ivy, insect bites, bruises, scalds, burns, are quickly cured by DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, the great pile cure. J. A. Story. If you want a keg of nice Syrup go to A. P. Baer's, on the W est Sile, and get a keg of Baer's Choice. It has no superior on the marKet. $200 in Gold Given. THE INTERNATIONAL NEWS AND BOOK Co., of Baltimore, Md., offer $200 to any agent who will sell in three months 225 copies of their book, "Campaign aud Issues of '96." A full, graphic aud com plete account of the Campaign--all sides given. Beautifully illustrated. Biogra- tage in that one rookery? A fioorless phies.of the leading men in each party, old barn, repulsive in appearance instead of inviting in aspect. Agricultural pro ducts in a few cedar baskets. Floral pro ducts stowed away in a dark corner. Pianos displayed across an entrance corner, beautiful in themselves, but so out of place in that horrible, dingy, dirty location, that one hurriedly passes on in sympathy. Pictures! Well wasn't that a display? Tacked up on the wall like so many picture cards. 1 won't say that those who 'hung' them ought to he hung to obtaiu a lesson, for I really t :ink that some earnest workers had this in charge and did the best they could with the space allotted, but all the more reason that such a display should be taken bet ter care of or better selected. Some of the work was very meritorious, but wholly ruined by hanging, skying and surrounding. 1 certainly would, how ever, criticise the displaying of delf ou the line--the spot of all the earth that an artist prays for--taken up with a lot of bric-a-brac. Now, then, will McHenry correct this next year? We have tradesmen enough here to carry out an enterprise of this character and have in return two or three of the biggest days they ever had, instead of as many of the dullest. Have we energy enough ? Push it along. Let us put up long, light, airy, cheap build ings, properly and thoughtfully located. Let us encourage art and its devotees by haying a sky lighted building, with plenty of wall space, nicely and properly tinted so. that pictures can be displayed. Let us conduct it so that all may learn something, our merchants all earn some thing and the town profit thereby. Yours, F. M. GOODMAN. Just received, one car fancy Flour to be sold at low prices at S. Stoffel'p. While it lasts, "Kirk's Shandon Bjplls" Soap, 10 cents a oake. J. W. CRISTY & SON, Ringwood. Try a sack of the celebrated Marvel Flour, for sale by Owen & Chapell. Buy only the famous Fancy Flour at S. Stoffel's. Fit your feet. 'Twill cost no more. Easy shoes at easy prices, at J. W. Cristy & Son's Ringwood. See the new line of fall Hats at Owen & Chapell's. , , Fall and winter Dress Goods in the newest styles at S. Stoffel's. Wall paper, oil cloth, etc. at Stoffel's. The largest line ot" Shoes in the latest styles at Owen & Chapell's. Our ne.w stock of cloaks, capes and •jackets will arrive Boon. S. STOFFEL. : PEACHES! PEACHES! Direct from the orchard, at Owen & Chapell's.., ; - •' \ See the new Douglas Shoes at Stoffel's. If in need of anyt'lothing call on Owen & Chapell.^ Their^ffices are lowest. New clothing to suit hard times and close buyers at S. Stoffel's. Try the Lucky Leaf Tea, 25 cents per pound at Owen & Chapell's. Fall styles Hats and caps just received at S. Stoffel's. Don't fail to call and see thenew spring styles of Hats and Caps at the Farmers Store, West McHenry. A. P. BAER. "NOTICE! All persons indebted to the firm of Perry & Owen are requested to call and settle at oiice. We desire to have all ac counts closed without delay. PERRY & OWEN. Just received, another car of Sleepy Eye Flour. It costs nothing to try a sack. iA. P. BAER. - CATARRH HAY FEVER OR ASTHMA posit ively cure! by nature 's roots and herbs or no pay Send 10c postage for ten sample treatments, UOLOKADO MBD- 1C1NK CO,, Denvor. Col. I have made a specialty of the prose cution of all kinds of damage cases against RAILROADS, other Corporations, and Estates, for fifteen years and make no charge unless successful. Call or write me. C. P. BARNESTATTORNEY, Woodstock 111. Wanted-An Idea Protect your Ideas; they may bring you wealth. Write JOHN WEDDERBURN & CO., Patent Attor neys, Washington, D O., for their $1,800 prise offer and list of two hundred Inventions wanted. For Saie. My Market and Fixtures, in the village of Richmond, including cooler, scales and tools complete. Possession given at once. Call at the Gazette office for par ticulars. W.E.MOTLEY. 10w2 Richmond, 111. Remington Bros, Newspaper Manuel '96 We have received the ninth issue of the Newspaper Manuel of Remington Bros., of Pittsburg and New York. The contents include complete lists of all newspapers in the United States and Canada, with their days of issue, politics and circulation, and properly classified lists of the principal Dailies end Weeklies, and the best Agricultural, Religious, Sci entific and Trade publications and lead ing magazines. All the lists are cata logued by towns in alphabetical order, and in the general list the population is given of each town and of the county in which it is located. The Manual contains a vast quantity of valuable information, concisely ar ranged, and is handsomely and substan tially bound. As a book of reference it mu^t prove invaluable in every business office, as well as to every one doing busi ness as an advertiser. Sent by express, prepaid, on receipt of $3.00. " • Underwear for all at S. Stoffpl'8; The book of all others to sell now. Freight paid and credit given. Complete outfit 15 cents. Write them immediately A gold watch given in addition to com mission for selling 70 copies in 30 days. Agents wanted also for other books and Bibles. 2w8 Just received, a large order of the fa mous Pingree & Smith Shoes, in the lat est styles, for men, ladies,"misses and children. These goods are without duubt the cheapest.shoe to buy, quality considered. OWEN. & CHAPELL. In a recent letter to the manulacturers Mr. W. F. Benjamin, editor ot the Sjjec- tator, Rushford, N. Y., says: "It may be a pleasure for you to know the high esteem in which Chamberlain's medicines are held by the people of your own state, where they must be best known. An aunt of mine, who resides at Dexter, Iowa, was about to visit me a few years since, and before leaving home wrote me, asking ii they were sold here, stating it they were not she would bring a quan tity witlrher, as she did not like to be without them." The medicines referred to are Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, famous for its cures of colds and croup ; Chamberlain's Pain Balm for rheuma tism, lauie back, pains in the side and chest, and Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy for bowel com plaints. These medicines have been in constant use iu Iowa for almost a quar ter of a century . The people have learn ed that they are articles of great worth and merit, and uneqaled by any other. They arc for sale here by J. A. Story. People buy of us because we save them money. There is no sentiment in it, purely a matter of busines. We would not try to get your trade on any other basis. J. W. CRISTY & SON, King wood Prizes for Your Skill. The person forming the largest num ber of words, using the letters in the text "EXCELSIOR," will be given $100 in Cash. $75 will be given to the per son tormiijg tne next largest list. The next will receive $50 in cash, and for each of the next eleven largest lists will be paid $25 each. Money deposited in Bay City bank, corner Center and Wash ington avenues. Beperate the letters in the text thus: E X-C-E-L-S-I-O-R, and form as many words as you can. For example: Excel, is, etc. It is said that over ten small words can be formed from these letters, and we will give a prize to every person sending ten words or more; so if you are good at word making, or are bright,you are sure of something for your trouble while you have an equal opportunity for the large cash prizes. Our object is to advertise our Excel sior German Mead the most im proved aud nealttiiul summer beverage on the market. One tablet placed in a glass of water is sufficient to satisfy the thirst of an epicure. Every person sending list of words must enclose with the same thirteen two- cent stamps for a package of EXCEL SIOR GERMAN MEAD, which will be sent postpaid, together with full rules and particulars governing the contest. As aguarantee of good faith the Mayor and Chief <^f Police of this city vyill act as judges in the award of prizes. . Number your words and write your name plainly." \Address, THE GERMAN MEAD CO. Bay Cityi Mich. Cor. Adams and.Center Sts. FOR a good, cool drink^go to Besley's Soda Fountain, W est McHenry. A. P Baer is discounting his prices on Blankets, Shawls, Children's Underwear, and Hosiery 20 per cent. The whole system is drained aud un dermined by indolent ulcers and open sores. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve speedily heals them. It is the best pile cure known. J. A. Story. I am now prepared to do ^11 classes of Dental work, h wing a neat office in the rear of G. W. Besley's Drug Stdre. Call. W. C. BESLEY, D. D. S. "BQ.YS will be boys,", but you can't afford to loose any of them. Be ready tOr the green apple season by having DeWitt's Colic & Cholera Cure in the house. J. A. Story. • J -- ^ . FOE SALE. The Brick House in West Me- Henry, occupied by Mrs. C. N. Culver. Will be sold reasonable. Inquire of - MRS. W. PARKER, 1 West McHenry. Nothing yet equal to the Pan-ka-ko self rising flour, for pancakes, at A. P. Baer's. Try Besley's Electric Fly Paper. Kills every time. At Besley's Drug Store, West McHenry. . New spring styles of Hats and Caps for Men, Boys an Children, just received at A. P. Baer's, West McHenry. Before buying be sure and see the new noiseless Wheeler & Wilson Sewing Ma chine at Hem an & Schneider. The Sleepy-Eye Flour has no superior on the market. This is the verdict of every one who uses it. Call at A. P. Baer's, West McHenry, and try a sack. It doesn't matter much whether sick headache, biliousness, indigestion and constipation are caused by neglect or by unavoidadle circumstances, DeWitts Lit tle Early Risers will speedily cure them all.. Ji A. Story, Theories.of cure may be discussed at' length by physicians, but the sufferers want quick relief ; and One Minute Cough Cure will give it to them, A safe cure for children. ' It is "the Only harmless /rett ery that produces immediate results.5' J. A. Story. ' It's Free!-' Do not fail to send for a free sampe. copy of the Weekly .Globe, box 54:0, Den ver, Colorado,,an illustrated home and family paper, devoted to temperance, pure western stories, mining news, etc. Fifty cents per year. Send to-day. PERSONAL. Free--G-l page medical reference book to any person afflicted with any special, chronic or delicate disease peculiar to their sex. Address the leading physi cians and surgeons of the United States, I)r. Hathaway & Co., 70 Dearborn street Chicago. THF GOLDEN WEST Invites your attention. Fabulous for tunes have been made Dy judicious in vestments in gold mining stocks. Send a stamp for full particulars about Cripple Creek gold camp (near Pike's Peak) and full particulars about our company. Ad dress, Pike's Pealc^liuing and Real Es- tate Company. (Incorporated.') Cider Mill. Nick Winkels' Cider Mill, on the Rich mond Road, nearly opposite the McHen ry Cemetery, is now better prepared for business than ever before. Bring along your Apples and carry your Cider home with you on the same day. We guarantee satisfaction in every particular. Quick and good work is our motto. NICK WINKELS. McHenry, Aug. 4th, 1S9G. YOU CAN PAY MORE MONEY If you want to, for the same results ob tained by the use of Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. Fifty cents for a prescription, and fifty cents to a dollar for filling it. A~ten-Cerrtrbottle of Dr.--Caldwell's Syrup" Pepsin will bring about the same results, more gently aud effectively. Have you tried it? At J A. Story's! Try Besley's Electric Fly Paper. Kills every time. At Besley's Drug Store, West McHenry. WANTED. A reliable and energetic young man, with good business capacity, to repre sent us in McHenry County. For par ticulars apply to CEYLON AND JAPAN TEA Col 728 W. 47th St., Chicago. A WORD IN YOUR EAR. The secret of good health is found in the perfect action of the stomach and di?*j" gestive organs. Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin produces a perfect condition and good health results. Try it. Sold in 10c (10 doses 10c) 50c and $1 sizes. Of J. A. Story. MALE HELP WANTED. Wanted, salesmen to sell a first-class specialty to the bicycle trade..? An en tirely new article which sells Hm sight. Salesmen can make from $10 to $25 per day. Write for particulars. Garland Novelty Mfg. Co., Cleveland, O. If you have ever seen a little child in the agony of summer complaint,you can realize the danger of the trouble and ap preciate the value of instantaneous relief afforded by DeWitt's Colic & Cholera Cure. For dysentery and diarrhoea it is a reliable remedy. We could not afford to recommend this as a cure unless it were a cure. SENT TO HIS MOTHER IN GERMANY Mr. Jacob Esbensen, who is in the em ploy of the Chicago Lumber Co., at Des Moiues, Iowa, sayB: " I have just sent some medicihe to my mother in the old country, that I know from person al use to be the best medicine in the world for rheumatism, having used it in my family for several years. It is called Chamberlain's Pain Balm. It always does the work." 50 cent bottles for sale by J. A. Story. Awarded Highest Honors--World's Fair, DR. CREAM BAKING mm MOST PERFECT MADE. A pure Grape Crearn of Tartar Powder. Free from Ammonia, Alum or any other adulterant, 40 YEARS THE STANDARD. TEN CTS. WORTH OF PREVENTION. If you are subject to colds, the very best thing you can do is to to keep your system in as open and perfect condition as possible. If you do this you are much less liable to take cold. Dr. Cald well's Syrup Pepsin is as pleasant to take as pure maple syrup and is the most effective stomach remedy to be had. Trial sizes, 10c (10 doses 19c); large sizes, 50c and $1. At J. A. Story's. Many a days work is lost by sick head ache, caused by indigestion and stomach troubles. DeWitt's Little Early Risers are the most effectual pill for overcoming such difficulties. J. A. Story. Don't trifle away time when you have cholera morbus or diarrhoea. Fight them in the beginning with DeWitt's Colic & Cholera Cure. You don't have to wait for results, they are instantaneous, and it leaves the bowels in a healthy condi tion. J.A. Storv. $150 00 IN COLD GIVEN For Selling "Story ot Spain and Cuba " The International News & Book Co., Baltimore, Md., offer $150 to anyone selling in three months 175 copies of their new book, "Story of Spain and Cuba." Premium and liberal commis sion given for any quantity sold. This is one of the greatest selling books out. Many agents make from $5 to $10 a day. A graphic account of the present war and the struggle for liberty is given. 100 beautiful illustrations, 500 pages. Freight paid and credit given; 50 cent outfit free if 10 cents is sent for postage. Write them immediately. Rich Discoveries of Cold. At Cripple Creek, Col., and elsewhere, are being made daily, and the production for 1890 will be the largest ever known, estimated at Two Huudred Million Dol lars. Cripple Creek alone is producing over One Million Dollars a month and steadily increasing. Mining Stocks are advancing in price more rapidly than any other Stocks, and many pay divi dends of 35 to 50 per cent. They offer the best opportunity, to make a large profit on a small investment. JOHN I. TALLMAN & Co., 14 Pacific A v., Chicago, are financial agents for the Prudential Gold Mining Co., and others iu the famous Cripple Creek district, They will send you free, interesting par ticulars of the Mining companies they represent also their book on speculation in stocks, grain and cotton, containing many new and important features. Send for these books at once if you are interested in any form of speculation or investments. Ttiey will prove profit able for you. 9-ly WESTWARD HO! A Region Abounding in Mountains ot Gold and Streams of Silver. During the past quarter of a century the Rocky mountains of Colorado have produced millions upon millions of dol- lars in gold and silver 1 (and precious jewels) thousands of persons acquiring wealth and ease as a result. Some of the richest gold mines in the world have been discovered during the past year and there is 110 end to the lucky strikes being made at Cripple Creek gold camp and elsewhere. The scenery of the ever snow-capped Rockies is uneaualed in either. Europe or America for grandeur. For several years there has been publish ed in Denver a big fifty-six column week ly family newspaper which gives all the most important mining news and illus trates each week the very choi&est of this maivelous scenery, contains original western stories of love and adventure, pure in tone: yearly subscribers are given gold rings set with Rocky mountain gems free as premiums. To introduce this great illustrated weekly family par per into new homes the publishers will • send it on trial three months for 25 cents (stamps or silver). Club of five $1. Men tion the. PLAINDEALER and address Wag* trated Weekly, Denver, Col, 0