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ONB OB TWO WAYSJ \ The bladder was created for one pur­ pose, namely, a receptacle for the urine and as B.nch it is not liable" to any form of disep^efc except by one of two ways. The first way is from imperfect action of the kidneys. The second .way is from careless local treatment of other disease. CHIEF CAUSE, Unhealthy urine from unhealthy kid neyn it> the chief cause of bladder troubles, bo the womb, like the bladder was created tor one purpose, and if not doctored too much is not liable to weak­ ness or disease, except in rare cases. It is situated back of and very close to th< bladder, therefore any pain, disease 01 inconvenience manifested in the kid; neys, back, blahder, or urinary passage, is often, by mistake, attributed to fe­ male weakness or womb trouble of Bome sort. The error 'is easily made and may be easily avoided. To find out correcctly set yout- urine aside for twenty-four hours; a, sediment or settling indicates kidney or bladder trouble. The mild and the extraordi­ nary efiect of . Dr; Kilmer's Swamp Root, the great kidney and bladder remedy, is soon realized. If you need a medicine you. should have the very best. At druggists, 50 cents and .one dollar. You may have a sample bottle and pamphlet both sent free by mail. Men­ tion THE PI.AINDKALER and send your address to I)r. Kilmer & Co., Bingham- > ton, N. Y. The proprietors of this paper guarantee the genuineness Of this offer. W J. C. Berry, one of "the best; known citi­ zens of Spencer, Mo., testifies' that he cured himself of the worst kind of piles by usirg a few boxes of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. He had been troubled with piles for over thirty years and had used many different kinds of so-called cures; but DeWitt's was the one that did the work and he will verify this statement if any one wishes to write him. J. A. Story. WANTED--TRUSTWORTHY AND active gentlemen or ladies to travel for responsible, established house in Illinois. Monthly $65 and expenses. Position steady. Reference. Enclose self-addressed stamped envelope. The Dominion Company, Dept Y Chicago. ̂- -ti < i> TOFFEL ) ft/AlCWOOD, I*-*' West McHenry, lit, FALL AND WINTER GOODS Arc now airiving daily at Simon Stoffel's West McHenry. Men's and boy's Overcoats and Fall and Winter Suits in all styles and colors, to suit your purse. The Farmers Store has many good things for is here and if you need anything in Cold weather MEN'S* OVER* COATS High Style mar­ ried to Low Price with an absolute di­ vorce from Shoddy Tailoring . . Our Fall Fashions are now in. We await your verdict.,. . . You know that old phrase about, "Saw­ ing Wood?" Weil, we don't say much, but--we'll let you do the talking, because we know it will be .In our "favor1. ... . Herd are a couple of the proper For a limited, time we will sell Gold Dust, f$c per pa Starch, 5c per pound; Castile Soap, toilet size, lc pe Claus Soap, 3c per bar; Catsup, 5c per bottle; Mustard jars, 10c; large package Perline, 10c. These are only many cut prices. Clothing with a good foundation always bears this label--the insignia of Style--Service--Satisfaction. Do you know we can give you a strictly pure Rio Coffee at 15c per pound? We have a full line from 15c up to Java and Mocha at 30c. Be sure and give them a trial. I have made a specialty or the prose­ cution of all kinds of damage cases against RAILROADS. other . Corporations, and Estates, for fifteen years and make no charge unless nccessful. Call or write me. C. P. BARNES, ATTORNEY. Woodstock 111 Ladies & Misses' Jackets, Capes, Are now in stock, of the well known Beifeld make, Also, SLEEPY EYE FLOUR Our styles are right, goods made in first-class shape and prices the lowest. THE GOLDEN WEST Invites your attention. Fabulous for­ tunes have been made oy jndicions in­ vestments in gold mining stocks. Send a stamp for full particulars about Cripple Creek gold camp (near Pike's Peak) and full particulars about our company. Ad- dress, Pike's Peak mining and Real Es­ tate Company, (Incorporated,) ~ Closirg Out of Neckties. I am closing out^qyeatire stock of Neckties at J 5 cents eaCn. All new and of the laxest styles. Call early and get your pick. J.D.LODTZ, Barbian Blocu, McHenry. One Minute is all the time necessary to de de from personal experience that One Hinute Cough Cure does what its name implies. J. A. Story. A big stock of the famous Beloifc Duck Coats. Vests, cotton and wool Pants and Shirts, Overalls, etc., now in stock at S. Stoffels. i'esley's Reliable Heave Powder. The best remedy of the kind now on the mar­ ket. Try a package. Have you ever stopped to think when you buy Flour that it is not always economical to buy the cheaper Flour when you can get the Sleepv Eye Flour for the same price, or very little more? The Sleepy Eye Flour goes farther and is hotter than any other. Infants' and isl Cloaks, U l||f||^ Capes, ^ UF lIP* ®onnetB to n, match- Long Distance Telephone, Toll Station Pankako, the Great Health Restorer, Self-raising Pancake Flour, 10c for a 2,-pound package. Anti • dispeptic. No sour stomach after eating, no distressed feeling, no headache, no short sightness, as you can see after eating it is just what you want. Goods Delivered to any part ol McHenry, West McHenry, 111., 1897 Ringwood, 111 West McHenry, Illinois, Fall and winter Overcoats and Suits, for men and boys, all new and direct from the manufacturer. Call on Simon Stoffel. Yt,u must come to it. Get the old stove cleaned ar.d set up or buy a new one. Don't put it off' until the last minute and then complain because your neighbor always gets his put up early and is ready for a cold morning, but you must always wait V e are prepared to clean, repair, and set up any kind of stove, range or furnace, and do it prom ptly and and at reasonab e iates. We can show you the finest line of Strictly First Class Stores That was ever shown in this county and will make you prices that will surprise you, It costs you much less to be contented than it dees to be unhappy. Buy a PENINSULAR Stovo ard you are contented and happy See my display of Stoves and get my prices Yours Truly, There is the place to trade and get the worth of your money, Best selected stock ot Will SCOTT'S EMULSION f (i f core consumption? Yes and V no. Will it core every case ? | > No. What cases will it core |i: then? Those in their earlier || stages, especially in young j| people. We make no exag- gerated claims, bot we have j| positive evidence that the 1 early use of I Paints, Oils and Colors CONSTANTLY ON HAND. FURNITURE OF ALL KINDS, In the county, and prices are the lowest, FULL LI*B OF PATENT MEDICINES, "TOILET ARTICLES, Stationery and Druggists' Sundries. Undertaking and Embalming, nysioiaas "ascriptions ;• by * Your Patronage is respectfully solicited. m* - 'JULIA A, STORY One Door West of Riverside House, McHenry, 111 Scott's Emulsion F L. MCOMBER Up to date Largest assortment of Caskets and Robes con stantly on hand. Satisfaction guaranteed. Yours for Business, of Cod-liver oil with Hypo- phosphites of Lime and Soda In these cases resolts in a positive core to a large nom- ber. In advanced cases, how­ ever, where a core is impossi­ ble, this well-known remedy should be relied opon to pro­ long life sorprisingly. 50c. and $1.00, all druggists. SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists, New York. Wfcst Side Hardware St ore N. J. JUSTEN • ^ /v\ dl * w ^HE ^REAT •* ^ 9 ENGLISH DISINFECTANT. DEf\D SHOT, FOR -HOG C-HOLERR, J* Never Fails to do its Work Well Cannon's Sheep=Dip, and Cattle Dressing. The very best on earth for SCAB, FOOT ROT. Kills ticks, lice, and keeps off flies. Try it once and be convinced. See that you get Can­ non s and take none other. AOENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE IN THE U. S. WRITE FOR TERMS. CANNON CHEMICAL COMPANY, 013 Pine Street, - ST. LOUIS. MO. .CALL ON West McHenry Illinois, He Carries a Full and Comolete Line of DEA1 ER IN Bedroom Suits Parlor Suits Lounges, Couches, Tables, Fancy figl f3) Reekeis, Iron Beds Hull Trees . Jg|]J Wardrobes, Side Boards, Kitchen I111S3 gSxh ^npboaid , Trunks, Feathers. JHPP^ iTTwli ^^ow.8« Mattresses, Carpets, Car- | { 9 P | II P pet Swe epers, Rugs, Foot Mats • Hassocks, Easels, Pictures and Room Moulding. Window Shades and Curtain Fixtures, Baby and Doll Carriages. • DRUGS, MEDICINES, PAINTS, OILS TOILET ARTICLES. - THE McHENRY sg> HAlBtl All BL. tlAlflfl HWOBEIj^n' m J- H. MILLER, Prop. Also, Bottled Ale and Porter tor Medical Use, WE CARRY A FULL LINE OF Caskets, Coffins, Burial Robes, Etc., Etc The best brands of Cigars and Smoking and Chewing To­bacco always, on hand. Physicians' IPresoriptioiis All kinds of Cemetery Work at Low Prices CarefuUy comPounded Gl™ me caU- A FULL LINE OF FINISHED WORK CONSTANTLY ON HAND. GEO. W. BESLEY. Foreign and American I ... . ... . Granite a Specialty. I McHENRY, ILL West McHenry, J7n,, 1897v We guarantee first class work in every respect, Call and.see me before purchasing Jacob tfraram McHenry, 111., 1897,