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ONE OB TWO WAYS P The bladder was created for one pur­ pose, namely, a receptacle for the urine and as such it is not liable to any form of diseases except by one of two ways. The first way is from imperfect action of the kidneys. The second way is from careless local treatment of other disease. CHIEF CAUSE, Unhealthy urine from unhealthy kid neys is the chief cause of bladder troubles, bo the womb, like the bladdf r was created for one purpose, and if not doctored too much is not liable to weak­ ness or disease, except in rare cases. It is situated back of and very close to tl.e bladder, therefore any pain, disease r r inconvenience manifested in " the kid; neyBj back, blahder, or urinary passage, is often, by mistake, attributed to fe- ftlNC WOOD, iM- FALL AND WINTER GOODS West McHenry, 111, Are now airiving daily at Simon Stoffel's West McHenry. Men's and boy's Overcoats and Fall and Winter Suits in all styles and colors, to suit your purse. The Farmers Store has many good things for you. Cold weather is here and if you need anything in - male weakness or womb trouble of some. sort. The error is easily made and may be easily avoided. To find out correcctiy set your urine aside for twenty-four hours; a , sediment or settling indicates kidney or bladder trouble. The mild and the extraordi­ nary fcfiect of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root, the great kidney and bladder remedy, is soon realized. If .vou need a medicine you should have the very best. At druggists, 50 cents and one dollar. You may have a sample bottle and pamphlet both s6ni free by mail. Men­ tion THE PLAINDKALER and send your address to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham- ton, N. Y. The proprietors of this paper guarantee the genuineness of this offer. WASTED-TRUSTWORTHY AND active gentlemen or ladies to travel for responsible,, established house in Illinois. Monthly 5 and expenses. Position^ steady. Reference. Enclose eelf-addr^s^ed stamped envelop. The Dominion Company, Dept. Y Chicago. High Style mar­ ried to Low Price with an absolute di­ vorce from Shoddy Tailoring . . . . . Our Fall Fashions Sire now in. We await your verdict. . .;. . You know that old phrase about "Saw­ ing Wood?" Well, we don't say much, but--we'll let you do the talking, because We know it Will be in cur favor. . t . . OVER® COATS Here are a couple of the proper styles. Remember we handle M. D. Wells & Co.'s Boots and Shoes. None to equal them in price and wear. When you buy a pair of M. D. Wells & Co.'s Shoes you know you get good value for your money. / " F6f a limited time we will sell Gold Dust, ltic per package; Corn Starch, 5c per pound; Castile Soap, toilet size* lc per bar;' Santa* Clans Soap, 3c per bar; Catsup, 5c per bottle; Mustard, in pint fruit -jars, 10c; large package Perline, 10c. These are only a few of our many cut prices. I have made a specialty or the prose- cation of all kinds of damage cases against " RAILROADS, other Corporations, and Estates, for Sfteen years and make no charge unless ««5essjnl. Call or write me. C. P. BARNES, ATTORNEY. Woodstock 111. Clothing with # good foundation always bears this label--the insignia of Style--Service--Satisfaction. Do you know we can'give you a strictly pure Rio Coffee at 15c per pound ? We have a full line from 15c up to Java and Mocha at 30c. Be sure and give them a trial. Ladies & Misses' Jackets, Capes, Are now in stock, of the well known Beifeld make/. Also, Strictly Pare Buckwheat Flour at Owen i Chapel i's. THE GOLDEN WEST Invites your attention. Fabulous for­ tunes have been made Dy judicious in­ vestments in gold mining stocks. Send a stamp for full particulars about Cripple Creek gold camp (near Pike's Peak) and full particulars about our company. Ad­ dress, Pike's Peak mining and Real Es­ tate Company, (Incorporated,) A big stock of the famous Beloit Duck Coats, Vests, cotton and wool Pants and Shirts, Overalls, etc., now in stock at S. Stoffels. i-fisley's Reliable Heave Powder. The beet remedy of the kind now on the mar ket. Try a package. Our styles are right, goods made in first-class shape and prices the lowest. SLEEPY EYE FLOUR Have you ever stopped to think when you buy Flour that it is not always economical to buy the cheaper Flour when you can get the Sleepy Eye Flour for the same price, or very little more ? The Sleepy Eye Flour goes farther and is better than any other. [ Illflt Infants' and ̂Lk 5t J I Children's M H Cloaks, M Capes, bonnets to 1§; IP match' Long Distance Telephone, Toll Station Very Truly, J. E. CR1STY, Ringwood, 111 Pankako, the Grea Health Restorer. Fall and winter Overcoats and Suits, lor men and boys, all new and direct trom the manufacturer. Call on Simon Stofieft A GREAT DEAL Of unnecessary expenditure of time and money may be saved if you will only keep a, bottle of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin in the house. Nine-tenths of all ordinary sickness is from the stomach; keep that, organ in proper condition and all will be well. Syrup Pepsin is a specific. Trial size bottles 10c, large sizes 50c and $1.00, of Julia A. Story. G. W. BESLEY'S Condition Powders, for Horses, Cattle and Hogs, is the finest article of the kind-en the market. Every horse owner should try a package. They never would be without it. The three year-old boy of J. A. John­ son, of Lynn Center, 111., is subject to at­ tacks of croup. Mr. Johnson says he is satisfied that the timely use of Chamber­ lain's Cough Remedy durin? a severe at­ tack, saved his little boy's life. He is in the drug business, a member of the firm of Johnson Bros, of that place, and they handle a great many patent medicine for throat and lung diseases. He had all these to choose from, and skilled physi­ cians ready to respond to his call, but selected this remedy for use in his own fsmily at a time when his child's life was in danger, because he knew it to be superior to any other, and famous the country over for its cures of croup. Mr. Johnson says this is the best selling cough medicine they handle, and that it gives splendid satisfaction , in all cases. Sold by Julia A. Story, Druggist. Self-raising Pancake Flour, 10c for a 2-pound package. Anti- dispeptic. No sour stomach after eating, no distressed feeling, no headache, no short sightness, as you can see after eating it is just what you want. Goods Delivered to any part oi McHenry, West McHenrv, 111., 1897 YT»u must come to it, (ret the old stove cleaned and set up or buy a now one. Don't put it off until the last minute and then complain because -yicfur neighbor always gets bis put up early and is ready for a cold morning, but you must always wait. W e are prepared to clean, repair, and set up any kind of stove, range or furnace, and do it promptly and and at reasonab e rates. We can show you the finest line of Strictly First Class Stoves That was ever shown in this county aud will make you prices that will surprise you, It costs you much less to be contented than it docs to be unhappy. . Buy a PENINSULAR Stove and you are contented and happy See my display of Stoves and get my prices. Yours Truly, On the West Side, near the Depot There is the place to trade and get the worth of your money, Best selected stock ot P ins,* Ois and Colors CONSTANTLY ON HAND. FULL LTNB OF PATENT MEDICINE8, "TOILET ARTICLES, Stationery and Druggists' Sundries. FURNITURE OF ALL KINDS, In the county, and prices are the lowest, NEW HOTEL Undertaking and Embalming, AND Boarding House Water Street. McHenry, ANTON ENGLEN, Proprietor. Having completed my new building I am now prepared to take Boarders lay the Day or Week, Give them the best accommo­ dations, and at REASONABLE RATES. My Rooms are all newly fur­ nished, well ventilated, and the building is practically Fire Proof. No pains will be spared to please all who may favor me with their patronage. ANTONY ENGEliN. McRenry, 111., 1897. nysicians rresenpuons a Your Patronage Is respectfully solicited. W----JULIA A. STORY Cne Dior West ot River tide Botwe, McHenry, 111. Largest assortment of Caskets and Robes con Satisfaction guaranteed. Yours tor Business* Up to date stantly on hand, AATest S'cle Hardware St ore N. J. JUSTEN >lri/W rl IJH ^HE Qreat •* •* ENGLISH DISINFECTANT. 'S eMSQGQGOGQGQGC GOOQ-OSQ DEAD SHOT, FOR -HOG CHOLERA. J* J* Never Fails to do its Work Well J* J* Cannon's Sheep=Dip, and Cattle Dressing. The very best on earth for SCAB, FOOT ROT. Kills ticks, lice, and lceeps off flies. Try it once and be convinced. See that you cret Can­ non s and take none other. ^ . AGENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE IN THE U. S. WRITE POR TERMS. CANNON CHEMICAL COMPANY, • Q13 Fine street, - ST. LOUIS, MO. CALL ON, West McHenry, Illinois, He Carries a Full and Comolete Line of Bedroom Suit5*, Parlor Suits lounges, Couches, Tables, Fancy IjleSsljf IP9 EJ Rockets, Iron Beds Hall Trees, Ji@y Wardrobes, Side Boards, Kitchen Cupboards Trunks, Feathers, r B U rfi\ P^'OW8» Mattresses, Carpets, Car- I '-fig* " U ' | II J| pet Sweepers, Rugs, Foot Mats. 4? ". • Hassocks, Easels, Pictures and Room Moulding, Window Shades and Curtain Fixtures, Baby and Doll Carriages. • \ ^ DRUGS, MEDICINES, PAINTS, OILS TOILET ARTICLES. SMOKERS! When in Want of a Goofl Ciiar THE McHENRY CALL AT Also, Bottled Al© and Porter for Medical Use, WE CARKY A FULL LINE OF Caskets, Coffins, Burial Robes, Etc., Etc, • • . i . " - We guarantee first class work in every respect. Cigar and Tobacco Dealers. OUB SPECIALTIES: Our Monogram, 10c. Barbian's Best hand made 5c The beet cigars made. Sold by all local dealers. THE OLD SELLABLE l^fT* The best brands of Cigars and Smoking and Chewing To­ bacco always on hand. Physicians' Prescriptions Carefully compounded Give me call. All kinds of Cemetery Work at Low Prices A FULL LINE OF FINISHED WORK CONSTANTLY ON HAND. Foreign and American I Granite a Specialty. I McHENRY, ILL see me before purchasing, Gloves, Mittens, Hosiery and warm serviceable underwear at closing out prices at S. Stoffel'9, ' McHenry, 111., 1897 West McHenry, J7n„ 1897