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ONE OB TWO WAYS, fhe bladder wee created for one pur­ pose, namely, a receptacle for the urine and as such it is not liable to any form of diseases except by one of two ways. The first way is from imperfect action of tae kidneys. The second way is from, careless local treatment of otheir disease. CHIEF CAUSE, Unhealthy urine from unhealthy kid neys is the chief cause of bladder troubles, bo the womb, like the bladder was created for one purpose, and if not doctored too much is not liable to weak­ ness or disease, except in rare cases. It is situated back of and very close to the bladder, therefore any pain, disease or inconvenience . manifested in the kid neys, back, blahilrr, or urinary pas^agp, is often, by mistake, attributed to fe­ male weakness or womb trouble of some "• rt. The error is easily made and rnny be easily avoided. To find out correcctly set your urine aside for twenty-four hours; a sediment or settling indicates kidney or bladder trouble. The mild and the extraordi­ nary efiect of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root, the great kidney and bladder remedy, is soon realized. If you need a medicine you should have -the very best. At druggists, 50 cents and one dollar. You may have a sample bottle and pamphlet both sent free by mail, upon receipt of three two-cent stamps, to cover cost of postage on. the bottle. Men tion THE PI^AINDEALER and send your address to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham- ton,°N. Y. The proprietors of this paper guarantee the genuineness of this offer. Fall and winter Overcoats and Suits, for men and boys, all new and direct from the manufacturer. Call on Simon Stoffel. . ' Save Money by buying ten sacks of the celebrated Old Sleepy Eye Flour, at at Jobber's prices at A. 1'. Baer's. A PROMINENT LAWYER. Of Greenville, 111., Mr. C. E. Cook, writes, "I have been troubled with billiousness, sick headache, sour stomach, constipa tion, etc., for several years. I sought long and tried many lemedies, but was disappointed until 1 tried Syrup Pepsin. 1 can cheerfully recommend it to any suf­ fering from above complaints." J. A Story, McHenrv. All work first class, neat and reason­ able in price. A. Wegener the West Mc- Henry harness maker and dealer in all goods in that line. IT IS STRANGE That some people who say they never read patent medicine advertisements will be found lugging home every now and then a bottle of some favorite remedy of theirs. We don't bother you with much reading but just ask you to try a 10c trial bottle of Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin for* constipation, indigestion, and stomach troubles. 50c and §1 sizes at J. A. Story's HELLO! Did you say that you were not feeling well and that your stomach was out of order9 Well then, try a bottle of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin and you are sure of relief. Constipation and indiges­ tion cured. Greatest boon to mankind and is being appreciated by thousands. 10c will get you a trial size bottle. Lar­ ger sizes 50c and $1, Of J. A. Story. I desire to ettest to the merits of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy as one of the most valuable and efficient prepara tions on the market. It broke an ex ceedingly dangerous cough for me in 24 hours, and in gratitude therefore, I desire to inform you that I will never be with­ out it, and you should feel proud of the high esteem in which your Remedies are held by people in general. It is the one remedy among ten thousand. Success to it.--0. R. DOWNEY, Editor Democrat, Albion, Ind. For sale by J. A. Story, Druggist. A. P. BAER, Propt West McHenry, ft'NCWOOD In order to close out our Winter time we will make the following Stock in the least possibl-e Unprecedented Low Prices. Badger L L. Muslin, 1 yard wido, lieavy Fine Muslin, 1 yard wide, Bleached Muslin, 1 yard wide, Indigo Blue Prints,, Fancy Dress Prints 4% tenth 5 cents 5 cents and up 4% cent?. 5 and 6 cents Wool Uoderwear for Gentlemen, fturner price 97c nuw Men's extra heavy fleece lined Underwear .• Ladies' and (Children's Underwear at greatly redncod prices tact we are making sweeping reductions in our entire Dry Department; 79 cents 42 cents In Goods » SIMON STOFFEL WE8T MCHENRY, II L. ON A full line of New Styles of Men's Felt Boots, extra heavy. 46 * eats Boys'Felt Boots, extra heavy, 39 cent- Men's Mishawaka Knit Boots, ball bratid • 92 centa * en's Mishawaka Knit Boots with snow excluder and Wales Goodyear Overs, best in the market, $2,58 Men.s 1 buck'e Arctics, best goods, $1.17 Boy's 1 buckle Arctics, best goods 99 cents Ladies' Buckle Arctics ^ cents Misses' Buckle Arctics, cents And all other Winter Footwear at less than wholesale pr ces. Gloves and Mittens, Well you must see goods to appreciate prices. A WALL PAPER. A D ^ e take pleasure in notifying the public that wc have removed to our new and well arranged quarters on the old Parker House corner, where we desire to meet all our old and many new patrons, and thus continue the pleasant business relations accorded us in the buck store for the past fourteen years. With no rent to pav, but lent coming in,, we are in a position to sell on closer margins than formerly, and serve our customers better Itnd more promptly, all of which we faithfully agree to do. The extensive and always safe and satisfactory Insurance Business built up by very hard work, will receive the most care­ ful and painstaking attention in the future, as experience is beneficial in that as other business. W ith.sincere thanks for past favors we most cordially invite you to pay us a visit and incidentally all past due bills, as we need lots of cash to pay for the fine, extensive and well selected stock of DRESS , GOODS, B0II0H5, ITMILFFLSS, V ; Domestics, Furnishings, Hosiery, Crockery, Olasawarc^ Ete. GROCERIES. j R AT LOWEST PKICES. We are showing a more complete FOR A / / Clcthixg. Fit and Workmanship Perfcct. The Appearance without the Cost. Few Stock of Made by Kuh, Nathan & Firclier Co. Mchs Trousers, Beloit Overalls. Over 150 complete designs in new v ALL PAPER, with matched Borders and Ceilings. All paper trimmed free. indow Shades, with spring rollers, from 12 cents up. stan- ln our coffee Department we have the finest line we ever had Try our Fancy Rio Coffee for 15 cents a pound, If not the best ^ _ coffee you ever had tor tbe price yotfr-money refunded. *e ^ave|liriA 0"f ShTHhIp^ fhan IhpfrVTf* onH also the celebrated San-CeaVa Roasted Coffee tor 25c. Nothing to UA lHail ever lOGIOI G alia equal it in this town. The Red Dragon Teas we make a specialty priCGS Were HeVeP aS 10W. 10U Will of. Have them from 25c up Dried Fruits. ( annad Good^j, in fact J 4- V n - k ~ ^ „ J -G „ anything: you want in the Grocory line. "Baer's Choice Syrup" HO1/ See ts.U0 0©SlD ^jOOCiS 8L3DLO. has again come to t /wn. The finest Syrup in Northern Illinoie. Try a keg and be convinced. e-frwily FLOUR,! FLOUR 1 10 {: • EST IN THE WORLD. RY A PAIR. IOC. FOR A BUTTON. $1 FOR A RIP. Wv. L. Douglas and other dard makes of warranted We will have a car of the l'amou sola Sleepy Eye Flour in this week, and those •wishing Flour at Jobber's Prices can have same in 10 sack lots for Cash. Do not buy until you see me, as I will sivo you money. Pankako, the great health"preserver can be had at the Farmers Store, 10c per package. "West McHenry, Illinois. if you do not inspect our Very Truly, J. E. CRISTY, Ringwood, 111. BOOTS AND SHOES, Fancy Flour and only the W arranted to fit all kinds of feet, best Groceries and Provisions. Pish I Fish! For Lent! WAwrxXi We again will carry a full and complete stock of the best and purest Garden and Field Seeds obtainable. Long Distance Telephone, Toll Station. SXMQ1? West McHenry, Ill.,18iKS. - Complete for 25c. FRESH SEEDS, KIND THAT CROW This collection will furnish Flowers in In abundance from early epring to late fall. No other offer to match this; Giant Comet Asters--Flowers like large, graceful Chrysanthemums, White, pink, yellow, red anil blue. 2 New White BranchingAsters-A % mperb novelty. Try it. ipanese Hop, (variegated)--Aharrty f striking beauty. Will cover a porch 3. Ja vine of In one season. QJOHN FVANSON'S k) • From Lake and Mchenry Counties. IF YOl HAVE •^•"RAPID" THIS CYC HOOK""5 EYE. (Q.Oing? *"° tern Aransas, where health is goood and the We will be pleased to show you. a new line of DRESS GOODS, Ginghams, Prints, Shoes, And many other things just received for spring wear. CASH PROFITS, Is all you are required to p&y. soil fertile To get ir a home that, will be our the laud of plenty. own dear home in the 1000YARDS TENNIS FLANNEL Good Quality, 31 cents per Yard this week. JOHN EVANSON & 00. West McHenry. Illinois. Going! HHTCS APRIL 5, 1898 From 163 Washington St. Chicago.f Goillg 1 r^°.r^ee^ you there at 10 A. M. or have you join f To be a fir&t-alass move tor you or your friends anc vXi/lllg • neighbors would not be so jealous. n <y 1 Where the rich and level prairies are so good foi • d uryiQg, fl/vj-no* f To bo settled with man wh) hivo the pub and V-MJlUg • cnergy. frnine1 I •^° ma^e muc^ happiness as well as toe vXUlllg ^ cd one uneasy. | To show you where 2 pounds of E Ulllg • easier aud cheaper, than 1 pound fYl'n q. I To prove much that looks to you unreasonble, VXUlllg • pay ycur tare, whloh is very cheap narrow min Butter con here. be made or we siyi A* DEALER IH DRUGS and MEDICINES A FULL LINE OF CHEMICALS. DYE STUFFS, 4440/1+ Paints, Oils and Colors CONSTANTLY ON HAND. FOLL LINB OF PATENT MEDICINES, TOILET ARTICLES, Stationery and Druggists' Sundries. Physicians' Prescriptions \ Carefully compounded by a Registered Pharmacist. • Your Patronage le respectfully solicited. --JULIA A, STORY One Door West of Rtusraide froiisc, At cJHenry, III. • To Say Nothing but Saw Wood. T1IAT IS *• Hollyhocks-Yellow, roBe, magenta, black, pink, lavender, mixed. pale lemon ana white B . Swaet Poas-ln all the colors of the rainbow. sf Nasturtiums--Dwarf. All the '98 novelties, mixed, Come On! Free Fare. To All Buyers of 80 Acres. Your Unsystematical and Sincere Friend, T. V. SLOCUM. Waucouda, 111 iuois, 7* -c- -have fragrant. n, Lltt>e Cem-<>oo tiower een counted on oae plant, Very 8. Mignonettes--Fragrant flowersall the year round. k-Chrysanthewums, Double Hybrids --Wliite, yellow, crimson, bronze yellow, lSiac, rose, etc, / 10. Verbenas-Quantities of superb, fra- grant cat flowers, ilpomora Srtosa-The rose colored Uoon Flower 18. morning Clorles-Oiant Imperial just from Japan, 6 to 0 inches across, Tran- eeend deecrriptlon. l'. Ceranlums- flrst season. II. 16. Marigold--Tall African, vorite. 'In variety from seed the Wc are not Telling you of the Many Bargains "we are offering in FINE FURNITURE, feuch as Parlor and Bed Room Sets, Couches, etc., that we are selling at prices that have never before been touched in McHenry, even by us. Call and look at the fine stock we are displaying, the best for the money it has ever been our fortune to secure. A. c. SPURLING, Veterinary - Surgeon, West McHenry, 111. Special attention given to the treat­ ment of Cows. Ofllce at residence on Waukcgan street, one door oast ot Botel Park. JOHN J. BUCH, Restaurant" WE CARRY A FULL LINE OP Dianthus--Spotted China Pink. , A great fa- / WE PAY THE POSTAGE. Our Catalogue Free. OSBORNE STODDARD, Madison, N. J. Caskets, Cofiins, Burial Robes, Etc. 1 ^EOARDMG^HG^GG> AV e guarantee first class Work in every respect. Call and see me before purchasing. JACOB JUSTEN. McHenry, III., Feb. 15, 1898. ' Near the Iron Bridge, McHenry, Board by the Day or Week at Reasonable rates. A NICE LINE OF ROW BOATS AT MT LANDING, for rent by the hour or day, at reasonable rates. Pure Wines. Liquors and Choice Cigars always on hand. WreshLaffer Beer constantly on draught G jod Stabling for Hones. J. W. BONSLETT, Plumbing Contractor. All EMs of Sanitary PIUMM PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO Has just received a very com­ plete stock of Plumbing Goods, Bath Tubs, Closets, Lavatories and _ Fixtures. Steam and Hot Water Heating. Complete etock of all Rizes Galvanized and Black Pipe and FittiDgs on band. Office and Show ltoom in Jacob Bon- slett'B Agricultural Implement Building, MCHENRY, ILL. The very best Eoaene Oil only 8c at Stoffel'e. GEO. W. BESLEY, West McHenry, Illinois, . ...DEALER IN.. DRUGS, MEDICINES, PAINTS, OIL^, - TOILET ARTICLES. PURE WINES AND LIQUORS FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES. Also, Bottled Ale and Porter ior Medical Use. §gp" The best brands of Cigars and Smoking aad Chewing To­ bacco always on hand. Physicians' Prescriptions Carefully compounded Give me rall^ »v GEO. W. BESLFIY. • West M'Henry. 1893. mwiEc THE McHENRY MARBLE AHU J. H. MILLER. Prop. All kinds of Cemetery Work at Low Prices A FULL LINE OF FINISHED V\ OEK CONSTANTLY ON HAND. Foreign and American Granite a_Specialty. McHENRY. ILL