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Thursday, Kay, 21,1936 ' •* J^,,> *<*? •*• ir*~*yr m *, 4 ' 'AC' v * *»Vtr.*, ^ •*£ % fygit % *•-» • V' v/l *".. - grj THE McHEHBT PLAINDEALER 1, "-: '5? 4- ' "SO I HEAR" •v! .•;h"!-?.'-V-.*!••, f-v^sr^i Ami' • "* " i., • ' /1 £ > •» • ^ ^ * *v . ^ ^ y ^ ,t, EARL WALSH Here's a baseball story wd just ran •cross in an old scrap book. It was written by comedian Bob Johns a few years ago. We think it's funny--and besides it helps fill a vacant column. _ -- s * I • H -- Vptaw ii is: Pasquale aayft:- "L»etsa go out to da ball game." I aot getta what heesa mean, but we go down to sohvma place what heesa gotta beeg fence. v One guy back of da lettle hole, he maka plenta mon. I go up, aska wot's goin' on inside. He tell me da baseball game. Pasquale geeva six bits two times and we go in 4att place. . ^ _ s * I • H ~ ^^Wa« some beega chicken win. Off dat other side some high board fence wot tella beega words chewing gum and cigaret. One guy, he came out wot has gotta da boxing glove on heesa face. I aska Pasquale whosa dat and he say do catoh. Some other guy bees* come out #ith justa leetla boxing glove. I say whosa dat one and he sarf da pitch. • -- S * I * H ~ "Weil, datl pitch I not Hkfi." «otta some round leetla. ting wot's hard like rock. He taka one hand--spit-- on wind up and trow like shoota straight for dat catch. But dat catch, and trow like hem crasy, and dat like to work the night Wore |he catch, heesa just trow back, like heesa Plaindealer goes to preig. no wanna fight. I --8 * I * H «-- .; ( < v * -- S • I * H -- ' Then we have Harry to tliinkaltout. "Den was some guy come out wot[ ^f^one of those^new car fellows is all dress up. He tink was Sunday Wednegday n.grht is no n.ght for or heesa goima someplace, I dunno. j:Harryto Pitting a paper together. Heesa crazy, too. I ask Pasquale, -- S * I * 5 -- whosa dat guy. He say not so matta j Then we have "Linotype Lyle" to you, Tony, you learn dees game and think about. We don't know what away from the keys Wl MEN OPEN I teenk dat guy heesa mad too, I dunno,f anyway heesa tella me dees one is umpire. -- S * I • H -- f "Well, dat umpire and da pitch he talk a leetle bit, I tink maybe botha fighta da catch. on . Maybe a little tap takes him Wednesday night. dancing. ;l -- S * I * H -- Now, you may think we forgot about Mrs. Mose. Well, we gOess not. Den one guy come You don't-think she stays Home sewing buttons on shirts or $it& at her out, gottada desk reading proof when that shiny heesa fight, too. Dat pitch, hees*, ^ out. mad like bull Dat g_ u.y heesa push a "®w uu,~ da stick, da ball giva da crack and h*esa gonna way off." V -- s • i • H -- ; . "Den he droppa da stick and nrfj Padooka Uazette. Uka da devil. He run tree, four difference ways so I tink he dunno which way heesa go, and just before heesa gotta back where heesa start da guy fall down. Da umpires guy run over, yeUa safe. Safa, hell, dat fool heesa almos' breaka hees neck." ^ -- S • I * H -- Our boss, "Mose,' might be better for us to get this sport stuff and 'tSo I Hear" stuff in a day earlier. We think he's right and we'll tell you why. ' -- S • I •• H --r First of all, he's one of those fellows who can step into a shiny, new Tonyan, lb ... g u ___ Winkel, 3b -- And there's another reason. If we ^ don't do what the boss says, he may ; cotrw'ay p* "farm us out" to someplace like the ' • SOFT BALL SEASON Tea "is v • \ ._r .. soft bail season at the, city par & last Thursday evening when the latter outfit. captained by Les Adams sfiut out Bui Tonyan's men by a count of 9 to 0. Frett, for the winners, proved the outstanding feature, allowing his opponents but three hits and struck out eight. Only four of the losers saw first base during the seven-inning contest and, that my friends, is pitching. The score: TEAM NO. 2 BL R PO L. Conway, c 0 f : :0 6 Hughes, cf 0 1 2 ...;;........0 d 6 «... 0 2 .... 0 0 . 2 0 2 0 .......0 0 / 6 •;.>---S • 11 •' We 1iave a commumcauon from 1#. A. Orr, boxing instructor at Grant High, saying that his boys may be in for a trimming tomorrow night, May 22, when the strong. Morton High from Cicero brings their National , Championship boxing team out to the Adams, c .. says no foolin it pox Lake school. { Stilling, lb 1 Totals ;.o " - • ^ • T. Schmitt^ 8b A. Justen,-. cf .^|4«v.«....J2 J. £chmitt, ss ,ii^^^..»...;.2 •: Frett, p ...".;.-...M...l- P. Schaefer, 2b^^iV.v.vX >> 1 •a: w leeea no fool, he usa da boxing glove [car when day is done and inhale the for stop and just trow like ^eesa no j fresh summ^ breezy (We taow^ you mad. But dat spit on heesa hand -- S * I • H -- Morton High will run up agsinst*a fast;' clever, hard-punching trio in Bolton, D. Felber and Davis. Coach* Orr has some other good boys that 4,^*^ are coming up fast and may ••• action. S * I * H -- B; Schmitt, rf H 0 2 >a; i - « • • « • a PO i 2 2 21 wow "v" - -- . _ . ;nuB]p; mese oouu wm suux at o -o pitch, heesa mad. He thought we were going to Friday night. Might pay to tJ tand again--windum up a few mugs of beer.) So he doesn OT9r if you Uke real apti Totala 11 SCORE BY INNING 000 000 0--0 Team No. 8 200 106 x-^9 Left on bases: Team No. 2, 4; No. 8, 8. Bases on balls: Off Conway, 1. /Struck out by Conway, 4; by Frett, 8. These bouts will start 8 o'clock ^ hit: Frett Three base hit: ^te a Adams. Umpires: Weber, Bickler, 4- SMART RAIN COAT STUDENT PRIESTS PLAY GOJ.F AT COUNTRY CLUB About forty student priests from St. Mary of the ..ake Seminary at MEMORIAL SERVICES Logan Avond^le Post, No. 297$, Veterans of Foreign Wars of tkt United States, and their Auxiliary^ Mundeie a enjoyeu a day of golf at' will hold Meniorial Services at the the McHenry Country club Thursday, i grave of their departed comrade, Carl Clarence Thennes, son of John Patzke, in Woodlawn cemetery, Sim- Thennes of McHenry, was in the group, which expressed their enjoyment of the day and appreciation of the course, and courtesy shown them. day afternoon, May 24, at S p. m. The post and auxiliary will arrive by special bus and march to the cemetery. Henry A. Cohen, Past Department Commander of Illinois, ,V. F. will deliver the Memorial address. The members of, McHenry Post, No. 491, American Legion and Auxiliary have been invited to participate te these services. The rain has stopped but she still looks smart in her mannish rs'.n coat of Imported wool gabardine. The back Is cut with a slight flare anig, a vent --: Need for Aritlwetfe One needs almost as little arithmetic as he does Latin. Mathematics art for those who are so minded. PAY CEMETERY DUES To those who have already paid their dues for the upkeep of lots in Woodland Cerftetery we express thanks and appfeci^tiojt of your promptness. Dues are only $1.00 per lot each year. If you have not paid EVERYBODY CELEBRATE your dues, show your willingness to Whoopee! Itrs McHenry's bii co-operate by doing so. Dues may be: and we're going to celebrate this sumpaid to Mrs. Ony Wheeler, secretary, • mer with a gigantic Centennial aiflf or Mrs. Lillian Sayler, treasurer. j Homecoming.. Don't miss this biff -- s-- ; party, which begins on the last day Plaindealer Want Ads Dring results 1 of July and continues for three day*. •S •ZMk .•"v : . ^ DANCE AND CABD PARTlT ; EENEHAN'S LODGE, ROUND Saturday, May 23 -- Given by St. Joseph's Parisi* Dancing starts at 9 m. in t}ie fiiain ball room, Cards in the iftain dining room of the lodge. Bridge^ 500, Pinochle and Euchre. • ' Music by Prof. Art Odin's World Famous BaniA . Tickets, 50c, including danicing, lunch and cards Parfrey Hen Mash Ottf new Parfrey Hen Mash that we are offering to the public is composed of the following ingredients: Corn Meal, Wheat Bran, Wheat Flour Middlings, Ground Oats, Alfalfa Leaf Meal, Gluten Feed, Oil Meal, Meat Scraps, Fish Meal, Dried Buttermilk, Soy Bean Meal, CaJcium Carbonate, Salt and Cod Live* Oil. Analysis Min. Protein 20% Min. Fat 5.5% Max. Fiber 6.5% McHenry Flour Mills Everything for poultry your boxing matches. aptieu in H -r- Smith. After being rained e«t last week, Things won't be the same out at Teams 1 and 3 in the Married Men's the McHenry Country Club from now | League staged a hot battle Tuesday on. Harry Morris was suddenly tak-1 night with the Adams team taking a en from our midst. We extend sin- ® 10 3 decision. , The game was enlivened by the presence of a group of Civalrynven of Uncle Sam's army who wore camping north of town. The soldiers cheered for one and all, cutting up capers around first base to the amusement of the regular spectators. "Petie" Schaefer starred at second .. , „ . . i, . . , base for the winners scooping drives l.«r Ml creeping into the b« the ground wd stabbing hot lin- U... ,«.r- P,tchers .re h.v.ng rouble wjthYh° K„,tost <)f e,J. "Petie" finishing their g.rae., Of course a at the few fellows ike Grove .nd HubbeO ^ timt ,veni took , still ™.n«e to take pretty go«l o»«; from McC.n oil's b.t of their nine inning assignments, but we don't have many Groves or Hubcere sympathy to Mrs. Morris and those who were nearest to Harry. There will be a hitch in many a golfer's swing as he tees off number one with th% realization that Harry has been taken away. -- S * I * H -- There has been much talk of a live- NEW EQUIPMENT Latest on the Market COMPLETE FLOOR SANDING SERVICE OLD FLOORS MAI}E NEW NEW FLOORS MADE SMOOTH DUSTLESS EQUIPMENT Quick, Efficient Service Dance Floors; Bowling Alleys; Rooms, large orjanall, Sanded and Refinished . B3STIMATES)FREE LOW RATES : HENNING NEWMAN Contractor 434 Seminary Aye. Phone 736-M Woodstock, 111. bells.--About as scarce as fellows who picked Bold Venture in the derby. • -- S * 1 * H - . Babe Herman, who has his own troubles hitting southpaws^ias it figured out that they stay on top in the majors longer than right hand pitch-. Granger, cf ...; ers. 4 ; Rothermel, If S * I • H -- jou.n, p One right hander, "Old Di*w I>ean, I JJ^rack®n' ^ modestly states that he will win at! McCarroll, least 26 games - this year. And probably will. -- S • I * H -- "Old Di*" also says that Billy Herman of the Cubs is the best hitter in the National league. "Old Diz" ought to know.: ' -- S * I * H -- Those Dean boys never keep secrets. Paul or "Daffy" says this idea ahout smart pitching is the bunk. Say hejJ- Schmitt, ss and Diz are just dumber and strong-j Frett, p er and that's why they win . more games. in the sixth inning without moving out of his tracks. That one was ticketed to go places, too. The season is off to a good start, with large attendance at the games in spite of chilly weather. TEAM NO, 1 2 he;Kent, lb McGee, 2b Gerasch, c G. Juseten, rf . J. Weber, cf Totals •••«. TEAM NO.. T. Schmitt, 3b A. Justen, cf ., % PO i 1 0 i 1 1 0 1 . 9 ..0 1 1 0 6 0 1" 0 0 3 I 3 1 1 0 ••• 1 Q 'fir 0 8 21 ;...2 : 1 H 1 2 1 PO 0 We forgot to thank whoever it was that put us on the Parade committee for the Centennial. Maybe we don't know our centennials, but our first thought to offer the committee was to have Chairman "Bed" Winkel lead the parade astride a prancing steed-- to the tane of "I Love a Parade." P. Schaefer, 2b Adams, c Stilling, lb Worts, If B. Schmitt, rf .. ...1 ' 1 0 ...0 0 5 ...1 1 1 ...0 0 3 ...0 0 0 ...0 o „.6 7 Totals ' 21 SCORE BY INNINGS Team No. 1 ...y!--. 001 000 2--3 Team No. 8 003 030 0--6 Left on bases: Team No. 1, 11; No. O'CLOCK , COfFEf. EIGHT O'CLOCK AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR COFFEE 3 45® 1-LB. BAG . 15c RICH AND FULL-BOOIED COFFEE Red Circle , VIGOROUS* WINEY COFFEE 1-LB. * * .CAN fe», A&P ha* the values in due foods and household need*-- check these low prices! Cook pare these outstanding values! Note the favorite br.. nds offered --and we are sure you, too, will agree with other value-wise housewives that" A&.P Has the Values!" You shall have them this week and every week* and it shall be a pleasure for as K provide them: • COLLEGE INN SALE I _*pscottS COLLEGE INN CMCKM a b Kag 10^z- 32e COLLEGE INN Rk« Dmmt . 216<^19> COLLEGE INN COL LEGE INN > Qiickea NOOOELGE1 . • 25e Other Great Values! Gillette Tires \ Are not only good standard tires, but they are very reasonably priced. Below we quote a few sues, others correspondingly low priced. 4.40x21 4.50 x 20 4.50x21 4.75 x 19 5.25x18 5.50x17 Gillette $6.65 y.06 7.35 7.75 9.25 -10.15 Gillette Bear Gat $4.85 5.32 5.45 5.75 6.85 7.55 Compare these prices with other makes. We also have good used tires in all sixes. GASOLINE, TRACTOR AND MOTOR OILS Tires, Batteries, Battery Charging, Tire Vulcanizing, Etc. Phone 294 ~ West McHenry, 111. 6; Two base hit: B. Schmitt, Adams. Three base ,hits: Frett, Rothermel, G. Justen. TURKEY'S MASTER 'Gimme a horse--A great big horse." 13, 4. Bases on Balls: Off Frett, 3. But, maybe that isn't what they do at Struck out: By Frett, 7; By Green, Centennials. • •: -- s * i * H -- .. * George Frisby showed his heels to the field in a recent half, mile race at Crystal Lake. Last year George came within 3/10 of a second of the county record and now plans to enter the county meet at Crystal Lake next Saturday. ' -- S • I * H -- -'VV In the same meet, Jerome Justen placed third in the 100 and 220 yard dashes. -- s • i • H -- . ' On Monday night, Miss Tayjor took her girl tennis" pla> ers down to Elgin and made a fine showing. Adette Froehlich stood out with a 6-0 and 6-1 singles matches. Eleanor Althoff lost 6-4. Eleanor Bolger and Ruth Reihansperger lost 6-4, then came back to win 6-1 and 6-2. Audrey Rothermel and Miriam Sayler lost their match 6-3. ' • ' -- S • I * H --'. : Miss Taylor, Miss Stevens, Miss Justen, Mr. Duker and Dr. and Mrs. Froehlich went down to watch the matches. . ' -- S * I • H -- AMWM TO Last Week's Question Any motion by either hand which is a pitching motion, and which is characteristic of the pitcher, is a balk. -- S • I • H -- This Week's Quest km While runner is trying to steal second the catcher throws the ball and hits the umpire. The latter sends the runner back to first. Was he right? Del Monte Aprkets . DEL MONTE BARTLETT P u n . . . . . Del Ntarte Toaatoes tajik Salad Dressing KRAFT'S SALAD DRESSING liracle Whip . . Fresh Brick Cheese PREMIUM FLAKE Crackers . . . . N. B R OREO SANDWICH C t o k i e s . . . . Excel Soda Crackers AAP RAKER'S CINNAMON Doughnuts . .. . COLD MEDAL Bisqukk . ^K°G 2- 15c DEL MONTE GIANT Ripe Olives . . SPANISH Salted Peamts . Amour's Corned Beef Araoar's Roast Beef , HIRES' ROOT BEER Extract BENNETT'S JR. MILK BONE BegBtscpKs . WILSON S IDEAL ieg Feed . . . 3^25c WlSe Wife 2^i2U . »c . ^r»c Kg. lie DOZ. I2c 2 LBS. 19c ^He . ^17c frftl* Here is a recent photograph of Kemal Alaturk, pret>ident and dictator of the Republic of Tarkey. He created something of a sensation recently by announcing the rearmament of the Dardanelles in violation of post-war treaties. * Fruits and Vegetables Navel Oranges, 126 sise 230 size 29c;176 siie Cabbage, 3 lbs. ; Head Lettuce, Size 60, 2 for Green Peas, 2 lbs. ~+r-~r4 Fresh Pineapple, Large sixe, 2 for XJelery, 2 fear 16-OZ. CAN NO. 2% CAN COLD STREAM PINK Salmon DEL MONTE--SLICED OR CRU8HED Pineapple SNIDER'S TOMATO Catsup N. B. c. : Ritz "OIVE A MAN SNIDER S' 14-OZ. BTL. CRACKERS DEL MAIZ Corn VAN CAMP'S TOMATO Soup CREAM STYLE 1*LB. PKG. 17-02. CAN 10c 19c 13c 21c 10c 6 w 25c 39c 33c 10c 13c 15c 27c 11c B ' Mi»aioaariei to Refiittr Foreign missionaries leasing land under the Jurisdiction of the Sbang- j hal (China) city government will have to register with the > bureau of land and pay a registration fee of 1 per cent of the total rent for the whole period of the lease, according to regulations promulgated by the bureau.. It is understood the ministry of foreign affairs and the ministry of Interior have approved these regulations, which were sanctioned and submitted to Nanking by U»e gevarn meat some time ago. Sacc«M it Is said ft at a man can successfully lie with his eyes, but not wifh his mouth. The face is such an Index of character that the very growth of the latter can be traced upon the former, and moat of the successive lines that carve Re furrowed face of age out of the smooth outline of ^childhood are engraved directly or indirectly by mind. There is no beautifler of the facejike a beautiful spirit The want of mind lowers all the powers of the .body; but so does an evil and debased mind wJiicli is still more wonderful. --Brian Brown. Meet your friends at the Centennial and Homecoming fa- lieHnry, July 80, 31 and Aug. 1. Sunnyfield Flour, 49-lb. bag $1.38 241 /2-lb. bag 69c; 5-lb. bag 19c Angel Food Cake, Small sue 19c Cracker Jack, 3 pkgs. , l(k} Macaroni or Spaghetti, 4-lb. pkg. 25c Wilsons Laurel Sliced Bacon, ;* v, Two y2-lb. pkgs. Sea Perch Fillets, lb. 19c Baby Pike Fillets, lb. 25c Cod or Haddock Fillets, lb. 15c Jell-o Ice Cream Powder, pkg. .. 9c Maxwell House Coffee, lb. _..... 29c American Family 10 Northern Tissue 1W --Wiwl badk p •itsr 5"*"Zy MAP rLAKXS Clean Quick nMWAUMK* Cfimax 15« 3 °*m 25® GRAPE-NUTS . POST TOASTIES Baker's Cocoanut . fW:' • ^ 15c . VKOT 10c tSJ 10« | Sanka Coffee 49c A&P FOOD STORES THE GREAT ATLANTIC & PACIFIC TEA C ' v " •' .. 1 - ' : - f . .. i. :4 X: