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, V * •*; •&[ m MoKBM&Y pulhtdxalkk " L'i-m ' •:.' :*£:••' r ~ '<* '*-_• • M: Thursday, September, 3,1938 W, THE FOLLY OF FATIGUE • t;.' ®y .' I r.fcfmnn a. » vkrett J: f Why does the lamp of courage and enthusiasm at times burn low within the human heart? Why -does the world seem "stale, flat, and unprofitable" or " s i c k l i e d o ' e r w i t h t h e p a l e cast" of fear? Is it not because we are physically and mentally fatigued? The old saying "All work and no - p i a y makes Jack a 2 dull boy" is true. "* in our'every day Old Times': Club ?yr Experience.' Thci spirit that is fa- --fagued 'finds a waning interest in !i'"'ipommort - tasks. The -more serious '."'responsibilities fail to challenge our , .. ./•'courage or creative impulses.When 1 -vsit wth him and his Wife and >i%e are fatigued it is' easy to lose LETS KEEP CLUB ALIVE McHenry, 111., Sept. 1, 1936. Qlub Members and Old Timersi- Now that the big Home-coming is history and we have settled down to our daily routine l£t*s not neglect to keep alive our Old Timers"Club. You know that a few man band is liable to get out of breath and none of us want the Old Timers' Club to cease to function. . Let's have 'several lettgps a week. Just'sit down with a lead pencil, so you can erase and revise, if necessary, and send in your greetings to your real friends. Frank Cobb; son cf OUr cherished friend, Mary Cobb, who is still going strong, is in town with his wife on his vacation. It has been a great pleasure to see frank again. The other,day Jay Going, stopped in .town 'for. while; and we had a splen- , J; Confidence in our friends and in liffMp ^4itsel£ Gone is tke/est of; conquest. > "and the pleasure of achievement. .^•-'*Xt' our wits end, we cry> "What's : the use? What is the meaning of it 'all?" • Another evidence of the "low level" of our emotional centers is the effort to eliminate, the moral ele- . ment in evaluating the wrongs of friends. : ' • The Old Timers' Chita, now jjiambering over two hundred and fifty. is a great couifort, with their greetings. Tell us about your trip here and how you* got home and how you are. When you were here, you found old landmarks; trees you knew as a child and you spoke to them and our hearts .went outcito them and they knew us. Growing constantly older as we are society. We justify crime on the jt ^as j)een a great pleasure and soul basis of mail'8 right to live, the satjsfyjng for me to be again among "right to hbld who can. We con- mv I>eople When we get out into the don. gambling by caUing; t the - we do makf but there U ~ th.t thrill that one gets when the crcfid.,... 'Hello." You •self and the devil take the hind- a childhood pal says, most" as man's inalienable right know them and they know you and no to happiness by force of selfishness, matter how the years have used them Thus, physical and mental fatigve or us, they are still pals. ^ •' plays havoc with our psychic cen- So let's greet each other, if at a ters. It "doth make cowards of us distance through the page so gener- •11." Let us remember that every battie in the emotional as well as the material realm is first won within one's own mind and heart. This , must be so. Just as the power of %n argument is the product of one's own personal conviction, so the suc- • j cess of mastery of an intricate U,problem is the direct result of one's * - "feiner state of mind and heart. Just 1 as we cannot convince another of that which we know is false, so we cannot fool ourselves by thinking We can build our outer world, with porms and ideals different from those which we harbor within. "There is something irresistiblyconvincing about the man who is increasingly becoming everything . ' that he is urging others to be." . Man, the automaton, soon discovers that all his efforts are like '"poems without words, music without notes and landscape without color." The most effective cure for fatigue is not drugs which are perni- . cious, but rest created by change of environment and the impact of new ' and uplifting impulses. ' These we must seeks for our- 1 selves. Perhaps this quest for ' something with which we may reribuild character, re-create capital in the store house of human capacity, - and reduce fatigue gave meaning to the magic word: vacation, the ; modern exodus of peoples of the . world. J 4,^.- © Weitern Newspaper Union. £My cNgighbor ously given us by the Plaindealer. So let's have greetings from the Old Town to "our distant friends. We look forward eagerly to hearing from some of you each week, so let us not disappoint each other. v . Your friend, V. .>• FRANK BENNSSfT.- Says: ^ A little turpentine added to shoe polish that has become hardened will soften it. • •- When preparing mustard add a drop of salad oil to it while mixing. This will greatly improve the flavor. * • .» To disinfect garbage cans burn a few newspapers on top of garbage occasionally during' the warm weather. .> r '* i'-' _• If you want to paper a wall which has b^en whitewashed brush it over thoroughly , with equal quantities of vinegar and water or the paper will not stick. Do "you ever have a soggy piecrust? Try this: After the pan is lined with pastry melt a generous tablespoon of butter and pour over -the pastry. Then fill and cover. The bottom crust will .stay crisp for several days. © A»socl*te(J Newspaper*..--WNU Servic*. Qabby Qertie Farm'Bureau News i e ALFALFA SAVES SOIL MOISTURE FOR DRY YEARS Well established fields of alfalfa and clover on McHenry county farms are striking demonstrations ofs the ability of these legumes to conserve moisture on erosive land for drouth periods, according to Farm Adviser John H. Brock. In answer to the hundreds of McHenry county farmers who have asked why alfalfa and clover fieldi continue green with fields beside them burned up by the dry, hot weather, Mr. Brock calls attention to a chart in his office prepared by the College of Agriculture, University of Illinois. Based on experiments conducted on fields having only an 8 per cent slope, the chai't shows how clovers and alfalfa conserve both moisture and soil. The three year average of the rainfall that ran off on the field in corn every year was 27.4 per cent. Where a rotation of corn, wheat and' clover was followed, the run-off was 3.7 per cent, and only two-tenths of 1 per cent of the rain falling on the alfalfa field failed to sink into the soil. Furthermore, the chart shows that the water running off the field planted to corn each year carried 61 tons of top soil along with it. The erosion loss on the corn, wheat, clover field was 8.C tons, and on the alfalfa field thfiL Joss was only 3.4 tons. ; ; Effect of clover and alfalfa in checking run-off and controlling er<jsion is three-fold," Farm Adviser Brock said. "These crops while growing on the land slow up the run-off which allows more time for the water to soak into the, ground. They also serve to bind the soil and thus hold it against, erosion. They increase the 'organic matter content of the soil and thereby increase its wa water-absorbing capacity. "With proper soil and crop management, moisture which is being lost through run-off can.be caught and retained in the soil where it can be used by crops. That is what the clovers and alfalfa have done and-is one of the main reasons they are able to withstand the drouth once they are. •established. "New seedings of clover and alfalfa failed in many cases this year because they followed crops which had not stored Up moisture. On the other hand, many farmers have found that corn following: clover or alfalfa was able to stand the drouth better because of the moisture stored in the soil by the legumes. • Twice T o l d Tales Items of Interest TiSksn Prow the Files of th" Flatodeake . ' of Yean Af» SIXTY YEARS AGO LILY LAKE The Lily Lake Ladies' League held a card and bunco party Tuesday afternoon at the Jewel Tower. Prizes were awarded to Mrs. London, Josephine Dosch, Mrs. Harder, Mrs. Dosch and Myra Lipson. • Mrs. Edward Weisbaum wa* a Chicago visitor Thursday. . -----• Mr. and Mrs. George Esser *of Chicago'spent the weekend at their cottage at Lily Lake. F. E. Marsh of Buffalo, New York i» visiting the home of his son, Mr. and Mrs. Edward Marsh of Lily Lake. Mr. and Mrs. George Daly and family of Chicago visited the home of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Daly. Visitors at the home of Mr. and Mrs. F. Dosch all last week were Mr. and Mrs. John Cunningham and Mrs. C. Parker, of Bai'rington, Thursday evening; Mr. and Mrs. Frank Reizha and daughters, Dorothy and Shirley and sister, May Ruzha, all of Chicago, Ffiday evening ; Mr. and Mrs. John John B. Colby, a former resident of Tysler and son, George, and Mrs. C McHenry but now of. Clifton, "111.; spent a. few days • with'. friends, here, last week. * : U Ed Hanly 'had the misfortune to cut his foot quite severely on- Friday last, while at work around their Lime Kiln. Our postmaster • has inaugurated a good improvement, which we .hope will be followed up generally by our business men. He has erected a street lamp on the corner in front of the postoffice, which is a great convenience to pedestrians dark nights, and adds much «to the business-like appearance of our streets, N FIFTY YEARS AGO We learn that the residence of Chet Howard, in this village had a narrow :escape from lightning during the gtorm t>f Sunday morning. Peter Younger and Mrs. Jos. Wiedemann were married at the German •church, Johnsburg, on Monday morning last, by Rev." Father Mehring. Albert Colby moved into the Verne Smith house this week, having purchased the same. 1 The State Fair is being held in Chicago this week. McHenry will be well represented. FORTY YEARS AGO village board are puting in $1,000 worth of new concrete between the depot and iron The about walks bridge. Jos. Heimer, of the McHenry House is building an addition to his barn, adding six new stalls and making other needed improvements. Harry Wightman has come out with the Riverside Bus newly prainted and lettered and it presents a very handsome appearance. E. B. Perkins, was the artist. Miss Madge Heron and Miss Eugenie Heron, of Chicago, ^ere the guests of H. Griffin, and family, in this village, last week. THIRTY YEARS AGO Butter was quoted at 23 cents firm on the board of trade, Monday. The engagement of Frank Bennett, a former McHenry boy, but now of St. PaulvAffunrt>e Miss Ruth Parrence, of the same ,city, is announced. The ^wedding will take place on Oct. 4. Next Sunday the new dam in Fox river, about two miles below McHenry, will be formally opened with appropriate ceremonies, and it is expected that the opening will be witnessed by i several thousand people. The McHenry Canning company received an.other carload of cans Monday. , ^Y::.;5#^enty years ago Winter and Mr. and Mrs. Harry L. Miller, all of Chicago, Sunday. % 'Mr,:and- Mrs.. C. O. Swalnson and daughter, Lois, returned to Chidaga because of the illness and death of her father, James Tooky,. of Chicago. Mr. and Mrs. C. Bloom and Mr. and Mrs. F. Dosch attended the funeral. Mrs. Wilbert Swanson has returned to her home at Lily Lake from a Chicago hospital where she underwent an operation a few weeks ago. Christine V^egener of Chicago is spending two weeks at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. George Wegener. Arvid Anderson of Dearborn, Mich., visited the home of his aunt and uncle, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Dosch. Mr. and Mrs. Hianson of Chicago spent the weekend at their cottage at Lily Lake. Mr. and Mrs. " O. Swanson ^ and daughter, Lois, and Mrs. Fred Dosch were Waukegan callers Wednesday. Mr. and JVIrs. Edward Marsh held a party at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Wrublewski in honor of Mr. F. E. Marsh of Buffalo, N. Y. Those present were Mr. and M)fS. Vickey, Lombard 111.; Mr. and Mrs. C. Miles, Maywood, 111.; Mr. and Mrs. Marsh and son, Mr. and Mrs. Frankenhauset, Mr. and Mrs. Petersen, Jack Bolger, brother of Mrs. Wrublewski, L. Kane, E. Morough and L. Miller, all of Chicago. Games, dancing and singing •was enjoyed by all and a ldyely lunch was served and a pleasant time was had by all. Sunday callers at the home of Mae Budil were Pete Simon, Fritz Miller, Bill and Rudy Hehn, Mr. and Mrs. I. Budil, and babys on, Mrs. J. Pufall, Gert, Grace and James Pufall, all of Chicago, and Mr. and Mrs. A. Olsen and E. Allind, of Lily Lake. Mae and Cele Budil Were Chicago visitors Friday. They Come Dumber By E. P. O'BRYANV O McClure Newspaper SrndL«atfc WNU Service. • ; JOHNSBURG Mr. and Mrs. Earl Hoffine of Genoa spent Monday with Mr. and Mrs. Jpe P. Miller. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Haas and daughter of Milwaukee, Wis., spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Leo Gerlach. Mrs. lone Kirk and daughter, Darlene, of Rhinelander, Wis., spent a week with her sister, Mrs. John Bode. Mrs. Eva Steinback of Kenosha' i» spending, a few days with her sister, Mrs. Joe Miller. Mr. and Mrs. John A. Bugner, Mr. and Mrs. Joe Bugner from Ohio are spending a few days in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Joe J. Freund. Mr. and Mrs. Alex Freund and daughter of Chicago spent the weekend with Mr. and Mrs. Stephen H. 'Smith. „ Mrs. Joe P. Miller visited a few days with Mrs. George Zarnstorff at Spring Grove. Joe Schmitt of Beloit, Wis., was a caller here Wednesday. Mrs. Wm. J. Meyers, daughter, Annabl, Mrs. George King, Mrs. Miath N. chmitt and daughter, Alvina, motored to Waukegan Wednesday afterasphalt walk in front of noon. Applan Way Built 312 B. C. The Appian Way was built about 312 B. C. by Appius Claudius Caecus. This paved road ran from Rome south through Qapua to Brindisi. Butter sold at tylVz cents per pound on the Elgin board of trade last Saturday. Gerald Carey took up the position as assistant in the West McHenry State bank lasfHtfeek. Mr. and Mrs. E. V. McAllister are now nicely settled in their newly tased house on Main street. The old the Carey property on Main street has been replaced with a new cement walk, an improvement much appreciated by pedestrians, as the old walk was under water most of the time. Sundew Plant Defense The tentaclec of the sundew plant turn and piq down the unfortunate insect which alights on it. _ -- Karakul Sheep Sacred --r- Karakul sheep have been regarded as sacred by Brahmans, Buddhists, and Mohammedans, notes a writer in the Detroit Fr6e Press. They are the first animals mentioned in the Bible and historians consider them the first animals to have been domesticated in prehistoric times. "To the Bokharan, each part of the sheep has a symbolic meaning. The skull is regarded as the seat of knowledge, flexibility of life, etc., and on sacred pilgrimages the roadside is hung with these parts which the pilgrims touch. Hawaii Harbors Alien Rats Five species of rats exist in the Hawaiian islands, of which only one ! cestors were kept supplied with the is . of local origin. I all important gunpowder. Saltpeter Mines There is an Illinois statute which makes.it a criminal offense to work a saltpeter cave without protecting it from the approach of cattle by erecting a fence. Historians may' recall that saltpeter (potassium nitrate) mines at one time were necessary if our pioneer an- Mr. and Mrs. Frank Tonyan of Fox Lake, visited with Mrs. Mary Tonyap Tuesday evening. Mr. and Mrs. Bob_ Wilkie of Chicago spent the weekend with Mr. and M rs. Peter F. Freund. - Mrs. Joe J. Freund and Phillip Schaefer were Woodstock callers on Saturday afternoon. . Mr. and Mrs. Joe Miller and family spent Sunday with relatives at Spring Grove. v Bill Smith,and Leo King motored to Burlington Monday evening. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Karls, Mr. and Mrs John Nett motored to Chicago on Saturday evening. Mrs. Wm. J. Meyers and son, Bud. were Woodstock callers Saturday afternoon. M rs. George King spent Saturday with Mr. and Mrs. George Zarnstorff at Spring Grove. Mr. and Mrs. Walter Grube and Mr. and Mrs. Joe Shub, Chicago, were Sunday visito'rs in the Peter M. Schaefer ljome. Mrs. Peter M. Schaefer and family and Mrs. Arthur Wagner spent Thurso, day in Chicago where they visited Riverview Park. GRACIE knew as piuch about horses and race tracks as an Eskimo knows about the price of seats at a fight In Madison Square Garden. In fact she asks in the taxi on the way tq the race track, how the horses know which way to run and do they have to be told when to start. Gracie was down to San Diego to see the sights and Jake kind of liked her looks when he saw her in the hotel lobby. Of course he didn't know she was so dumb, or maybe he wpqldn't have asked her to go to the racfes with him. Jake got a program and showed Gracie ho^v each horse was rated, but she didn't get any of It. " , M.Look," she says, "you mean to tell me Flytrap's the name of a horse--; that one down at the end of the list?" . "Sure," Jake says. "Why not? 1'ye heard of worse names than that." j' "But why ^do they have, him doWn at the end of the list?. You said he was t\yenty-to-one. ' What does that mean?" v.s "Simply this,""' Jake "says. ^HeVso good they, won't put him up at the< head of the list. They start him 'way down at the end sos all the other horses will have a chance." "How unfair!" Gracie says. "Idbn't call that Sportsmanship." "Nor me, either," Big-Mouth says. "If I was doing it I would give him a half hour's start,- and then maybe he'd have a chance." When Big-Mouth went down to lay a little bet on Tippytoes In the second race, Gracie asked to go along. When they came back Gracie was full of eagerness. "It looks terribly easy," she says. ."Is that all you do, pay in your money like that and get some back?" "If you only got some of It back," Jake sighed, "It wouldn't be so bad. The h--1 of It is, most of the time you don't get any back." "How much would you win--4f you do win?" Gracie asks. Big-Mouth made some mental calculations. "About forty dollars," he concluded. "Somewheres around that." "But you only bet ten, didn't you?" "Uh-huh. He'll pay four to one." Blg-XIouth won all right. That is, Tippytoes won and Big-Mouth collected $38.60 for his ten spot. Gracie was bubbling over with enthusiasm. - She had fifty dollars In her purse, she .said, that she could afford to bet. "You keep it in your purse," Jake says. ".Lay off these horses. For anybody that don't know no more about a horse than you do, you better not even open that purse. Somebody might sell you the track. I know some slickers around here that would take fifty for the track afid be glad to sell it." Gracie said, "Well, I wouldn't want their old track anyway. I would want a track that was straight--not one that just goes round and round." "Well, this one's anything but straight," Jack says. "I ought to know if anybody does. I've got slickered on It more times than you've got fingers and toes." By the time the horses were going to the post for the last race, Jake and Big-Mouth had lost ninety-six bucks between them, including all the profits from the second race. "Here," Jake says to Gracie, "go down and bet this sawbuck on anything, and don't tell me which one. Don't stand there looking foolish. Go make, a bet on some horse--any horse. Just give it to thfc man at the window and tell him which horse you like." Gracie came back presently clutching a green ticket in her hand. "I don't want to know," Jake warns her. "I want to be surprised." The last race finally got under way, and. which nag do you suppose gallops horrte two lengths to the good? Flytrap. "Now that just goes to show you what a horse picker I am," Jake says. "Last week--" but just then Gracie lets out a scream and looks like she wants to go somewhere, but don't know where. She didn't say anything. She just handed Jake the little green ticket It was a $00 mutuel on Flytrap, the winner! "Oh, Jake," Gracie finally manages to saj\ "That's the one! I bet your ten and my fifty on him. if you hadn't told me he was such a good.horse and all--" But Just then Jake's eyes popped out of his head and a second later he passed out completely. I saw then what he had seen. The price had just gone up on the automatic announcer-- $86.40. Gracie doesn't yet know why the man paid her two thousand, five hundred and ninety-two dollars, though If Jake has tried once to explain he's tried a thousand times. BERNARD J. JURON, Solicitor STATE OF ILLINOIS, McHENRY COUNTY, ss - • In the Circuit Court nf 'lifrlfiftrtff' County/ MAIZIE AYLWARt), Plaintiff. X , vs. FRANK HUGHES, et al., Defendants. In Chancery--Gen. No. 27554. Public Notice is hereby given that in pursuance of a Decree entered in the above entitled cause on the lOtft, day of August A. D. 1936, I, Henry L. Cowlin, Master in Chancery of the Circuit Court of McHenry County, Illinois, will on Saturday, September 26th A. D. 1936 at the hour of ten o'clock, Daylight Saving Time, (9 o'clock Central Standard Time), in the forenoon of said day, at the East front dcor of the Court House in the City of Woodstock, McHenry County, Illinois, ofl'er for sale at public vendue to the highest and best bidder, the following ^described real estate,,to-wit;/ .. Lots eight (8). nine (9), ten (10)» eleven (11) and twelve (12) in Block six (6) of the origr 'inal plat of the Village (how city)' of McHenry, East side of Fox river, situated in the Southeast quarter (SE%>) of Section twenty-six (26), in Township 45 North, Range 8, East of the Third Principal Meridian, situated in the Township of McHenry in' the County of McHenry and State Illinois. /•; Terms of Sale ' " I Cash in fcfend on day of sale, at which time a Certificate of Purchase •will be issued in accordance with said Decree and the Statute. Dated this 20th day of August A. D. 1936. HENRY L. COWLIN, Master in Chancery of the Circuit Court Of McHenry County, Illinois. 13-3 David T. Smiley, Attorney EXECUTOR'S NOTICE Estate of Joseph Justen, Deceased: The undersigned, Executor of the last Will and, Testament of Joseph Justen, deceased, hereby gives notice that he will appear before the County Court of McHenry County, at the Court House in Woodstock, on the 12th day of October, A. D. 1936, at .which time all persons having claims against said Estate are notified and requested to attend for the purpose of having the same adjusted. All persons indebted to said Estate are requested to make immediate payment to the undersigned. k- Dated this 24th day:;6f August, Ai D. 1936. • BERNARD JUSTEN, Executor. 14-3 WEAPON TO END WAI* Say yoU read it in THE PLAIN DEALER.. Make Railway* Into flighway* The commission on foreign and dor mestic commerce of Rhode Island has suggested that 2,000 miles of obsolescent rail trackage in New England be torn up and replaced by hard-surfaced roads. The railways owning them, according to the plan of the commission, could, by law, be given exclusive use of these new highways for'their own trucks with privilege of charging toll to other trucking companies. • Ticket of Admissioa There Is record of a celebrated Sixteenth century European school master encouraging his pupils to learn music by singing, giving as a reaSon, in the spirit of those times, "learn to sing, boys, and then if you go to heaven the angels will admit you into their choir." This is the new death ray machine exhibited at the San Diego exposition by its inventor, Prof. Harry -May, formerly of London university. Professor May, who invented many World war devices for the British army, describes this machine as a "weapon to end war." Operators are garbed in specially designed 'suits. r- - Subscribe for The Plalnflealer. For courteous treatment and quality merchandise* patronize members displaying Highway 12 emblem. V. S HIGHWAY 1* ASSOCIATION S If you have Real Estate to sell er if you wish to buy property, we will appreciate a phone call or a visit to our office. PHONE 43. EARL R. WALSH. uJ5jL MONEY TO LOAN I have clients who have money to Ifend on first mortgages on real estate and others who want to borrow money on real estate. If interested either way, I will be glad to talk it over with you. Joseph N. Sikei s Waukegan National Bank Bid*. 4 S. Genesee St, Waukegan, I1L TEL. MAJESTIC 103 $100.00 REWARD for the name of any man living or dead that has sold more McHenry County Real Estate than has Dan Quinlan that's all he does. Farms for Sale and Rent in Northern Illinois and Southern Wisconsin. Large ©ae* and small ones. I sell farms, - DAN QUINLAN , " . Woodstock, 111. k°flg distance private "phones :5oBf• DR. B. C. HUNT VETERINARIAN Crystal Lake, Illinois Telephone 452- West Hillside FIRE AUTO INSURANCE P£5S EARL R. 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RADIATORS REPAIRED BODIES and FENDERS Straightened Sign Painting Truck Lettering Acetylene Welding CHARLES RIETESEL KENT ft COMPANY All Kinds of I N S U R A N C P Placed with the most reliable Companies Oum in sod t41k it over . /"hone McHenry 8 A butter-and-egg man is a pro* dncer who has the gift of originall* ty, and expresses it--prepaid. JF Space and Eternity ••When you have explained spacr and eternity," said Hi Ho, the sage of Chinatown, "you may claim to have learned the first two letters m the immense alphabet of knowledge." ' .... . 1 ,-v; VVUEKTT MV MOTWER X COM8EV MV C4L HAIR, I Um> TO WISH I PI DMT HAVE ANY \VWEU VOU WERE A Boy, You HAD UXS Gf- AMBmoNS^ I Ajmp NONE OF "TMEM CAME TROE, nch life gy &IA Ri£fSuGHRoE at>reaka COME TRUE