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' / ' .V "»•••• ! » ••'-'• .:"r- ^:.£v :PJ* '</•*• I* <VA"--V ; *; Bs£ Oowfiay, mrti, ftw .-.f- -'", 4."' ;/"" kf > - TBI KoHBOtT PLAIHDZAUa • ^•' ;V - •'! ^ /- <• j_r-_* | * , v • •. v "'; , ^ ywi&yAp*;*; * 'i ». v ..... *V & "V-/f^..W. "J '»£*• "' i "Vwt. ' >w ' ,<• , *#*,£* ' *'*• &** Paftftat l-i * 'i -?: • HUNS _. {favor to Each Lady) Mew Louis' "• Crystal ;*> Ball Room (Newly Air-Cooled) FOX RIVER GROVE SAT.. MAY 29TH MAC McCLOUD N. B. G. Star and Great Band (Sinclair Minstrel Star Comedian and former Isham Jones Star Trombonist.) SUN.. MAY 30TH CHARLEY STRAIGHT and His Great W.G.N, and C. B. S. Orchestra A RADIO BAND EVERY SATURDAY Watch for Announcements! Complete Bar Lounge Annex" -- All Music By -- Associated Orchestras of Chicago GRAND OPENING The grand opening of the new Louis' Crystal Bat} Room at Fox River Grove, is scheduled to be held Saturday »nd Sunday, May 29 and 30. The Associated Orchestras of ( Chicago presents on Saturday, Mac McCloud, NBC star and his orchestra, and on Sunday Charley Straight and his famous CBS and WGN orchestra. Popular prices will prevail. • • TENNIS MATCHES . Girls of the tennis teams af"TEe higk school played two matches on thecoma courts -with *U|k$ag teams during the past week ana won both times. With LakeZurich, Lorraine Stilling and Ethel Althoff won in the singles and Audrey Rothermel and Lorraine Stilling won in the doubles. In the match with Harvard, Anita Althoff and Eleanor AltholT won the singles and Miriam Sayler and Lorraine Stilling, woii the doubles, .7-5 and 6-0. EARL WALSH VOLO PROVES TOO STRONG FOR YOtJUG McHENRY PLAYERS SUBTLY CHARMING k^"'; * A** McHenry's ball team went over to Volo last Sunday and took a sound trimming. The more experienced ar- A bunch of the boys known as °f t*lent trotted forth by Volo Alumni met with Coaches Reed and pr 1 0Ved 400 strongforthe local boys McCracken Tuesday night to say a who. are 1 W?,r_1,nK hard to m*ke the word or two about athletes in general e *s„ball players. and football in particular. j Volo has an aggregation ths.t should --|-- | make things interesting for some of The old grads are kaeniy interested the stronger teams in this district. , in seeing McHenry High represented|- ' f j" ' -1 by a snappy football squad next ...fall ' % NcH««iry and are Willing to do their part in " ^ ^ encouraging both the players and Wiser, rf 4 coaches along the way. Whiting, Srd 1 --I-- s Pearson, 3rd --. 1 This gameof football la a he-man's L. Witt, 2nd .4... ;. 3 game and no foolin'. Carlson, 2nd 1; --3-- Cracey, 1st ...-- 4/ This column went out on a limb on Haldeman, p -«l;....... .. 4 one occasion when we expressed our- Miller, If L~«.V!,ji.& selves as getting no particular kick Larkin, cf ,4 out of seeing small 'boys get their Witt, c ^ noses pushed into the ground by big Lay, c :... 1 bruisers. That's still our story-- Anderson, p * sa t....;.... 2 whether w have the big bruisers or Humoro R o 0 0 0 0 vO 1 : 0 .0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 2 0 •-:#= 2 0 0 0 31 4 5 Gray for informal dining is subtly charming in this simple floor length frock of coin dotted novelty crepe. The skirt is slimly fitted over the hips and wide at the hem. Two dark red felt roses with green leaves are tucked in the belt. POTPOURRI Early Fireworka The Chinese, according to authorities, probably manufactured "fireworks" some 5,000 years ago. They knew the secrets of various combinations of saltpeter, charcoal, sulphur and gunpowder, and used them for pyrotechnic display. The manufacture of fireworks has thus been an important industry in China all through its history. Their knowledge of these substances was early applied to firearms. C Western Newspaper Union. Need rubber stamps? Plaindealer. Order at the AB ,K:#* .^.4 • ... :5 • ..: 5 ... 8 2 ... 4 ... 8 ...6 ... 2 R 3 V3 1 2 2 0 3 0 1 0 H 4 3 1 4 2 2 0 23 1 0 Totals 42 16 22 1 the little rtfnts. . i Tbtalr . , V" • V • • But, after all is said %i^ TO^,*'lt is next to impossible to match foot- P. Dowell, 3rd-^ ball teams according to weight in higii H. Bowell^ sS school competition. The point for J. Paddock', 2nd small schools is to get all the big fel- Smith, 1st ..........»«uv,. lows into the game that can be scrap- Rosing, c ................... ed together. The next point is to get Wiser, cf ........ a large number of fellows on the Stagg, 3rd- cf s-quad. If one little fellow can't whittle Freund, cf-p ............. a big hulk down to his size, then may- Wagner', rf be two little fellows can. • ^ E. Paddock, If Vandenboom, el Football is a game that shows what a fellow has behind the belt. It is a sport for husky, healthy fellotira who ^ * Score by Innings can take a bump and like it. McHenry 000 001 000-- 1 6 5 --i!-- Volo 832 304 Olx--16 22 1 With modern equipment and wide-' Stolen bases--IL Dowell, Smith, 2, awake coaching, there is far less Freund. Two-base hits--P. Dowell, chance for injury than in the old Smith, Rosing. Three-base hit-- knock 'em down «nd drag 'em out",Freund. Home run--Paddock. Double days. j play--Haldemann to Witt. Struck out --H-- !--by Anderson, 5; Haldemann, 4; While at this meeting, we saw an Freund, 4; Dowell, 8. Bases on balls old advertisement in the forth of a --dff Anderson, 1; Freund, 2; Dowell, hand bill that said, "Come Out and I. Umpires--Dorfler and Miller. Holler for Your Home Team." The! ad was dated November 4, 1889 and . JOHNSBURG it was reminding fans of a clash be^j tween McHenry and Richmond in the old driving park. - _ Well, we hiked ourself up to Tha Plaindealer office to see if we*couid find any dop^ on that clas^>. We found an interesting writeup and think some of you old time "Hollerers" will enjoy a reprint. . . OUR HOME TEAM WINS ? SPOOKS - Jtain lash«d the windows of the lonely old castle, and the wind \ howled mournfully as the timid guest was escorted to his room up under the eaves. "Has--anything unusual ever happened in this room?" he asked hesitatingly of the very sinister-looking butter. The butler grimaced. "Not for 40 years," he answered: The guest heaved a sigh of relief. "What happened then?" he queried brightly. The butler's green eyes glittered ominously. "A man who stayed here all night showed up in the morn-, ing!" he hissed,--Sheboygan Press, MARENGO NINE IN 17 TO 7 SLUGFESf She Knew "I am sorry I am rather ,aWk- "ward,^ apologized a young man novice to his fair American companion at a dance. "Fact is I am a little stiff from tennis, see?" "From Tennessee?" echoed the maiden, stifling a yawn. "Gee, but ain't that cute! Perhaps you've met that fait guy over there by the cocktail bar? He's a big stiff from Kentucky." And the Tip A guest at'a small southern states hotel was awakened early one morning by a knock on his door. "What is it?" he»called drowsily, without getting up. • " "A telegram, boss," came a negro's voice. "Well, can't you push it under the door without waking me up so early?" "No, suh, it's on a tray."--Tit- BiWMagazine. HER ASSIGNMENT A Decided Victory Fir Henry Boys the He-: Johnsbnrpr's young ball team put plenty of wood on the ball last Sunday in slugging their way to a 17 to 7 victory over the Marengo nine. Fox Lake is coming to Johnsburg next Sunday and a tight ball game is l o o k e d . f O | w < . - , Johnsburg AB From the Kick-off it was Evident That the Richmond Team was no Match for tha. Hotpe Team. Score 5 to 0. a N, Smith, 2b . V. Freund, 3b-p R. Schaffer, cf ...... H. Freund, c .......... B> Miller, p-lf .... D. Freund, If-8b A. Freund, as ....... S. Freund, lb T. Pitzen, lb P. Pitzen, rf .......... The much advertised game between the McHenry eleven and that representing Richmond, took place last Saturday on the home grounds. From the kick-off it was evident to all present that Richmond was so far outclassed, that it was only a question Kjinlin c as to how large a score McHenij Si£ MCHSOOXJPTEAM LOSES TO ROCKFORD liie McBenry High School Golf team journeyed to Rockford on Wednesday ©f tat week, where they met the strong Rockford team, led by Alex Welsh, Illinois state.high school champion. j. Although the boys played well, they t did not have a chance in the one-sided; match in which the Rockford golfers scored their 30th consecutive victory in a 15-0 shutout of McHenry. J Vale Adams met the champion, Welsh, in individual combat, who',! shooting a 71, defeated Adams, who i scored an 86. Anderson of McHenry also shot an 86, but was defeated „ by Holmstrom1 of Rockford, with a 79. j In the number four match R. Smith i of McHenry, who shot 101, was de- j feated by Jensen of Rockford with an' 84- ; - 1 In the last match Frank Johnson,' with a 97, was defeated by Werner of! Rockford, with an'81. , j In the number four watjCh ft. Smith with a 94, was defeated by Barclay! of Rockford, with 76. > v EARLY LEAD WINS FOR KRAUSE TEAM s, ^t^lrch? Krause pitched and batted his team to a 5 to 4 decision over Green's team last Thursday night in another one of those thrilling exhibitions that are in vogue this year. Green wasnt warmed up the first two innings and his ball was coming in big as a balloon^ All the damage j was done in these innings as Green allowed only three hits and no runs during the remainder of the game. Tonyan smashed a home run to open the game and a regular bombardment followed for two innings. There were nine hits by the Krause bombers in these two frames (some generous scorekeeping admitted). Team No. 3, „ AB R Tonyan --:--A.,;., 4 2'. KrauM™s;;:^.^it£^::- 4 • .2 • Regner 4 1 Kent » 4\v O Walkington ' 4 8 A. P. Freund 8 0 Grander 4 • 0' Geo. JusteB v.r ; ' y 8 0 - Nick G HtS Don't Forget ; thl Lasting for COMMENCEMENT N Y E ' S Beautiful Articles As low as -.-vy. % Bulova and West- J field Watdies from V V fl.00 ' • "J12.75 '•m ELGIN WATCHES JEWELRY ^ PEARLS 12-Piece Toilet Sets at . Birthstone Rings, etc. Silverware, etc. Phiilco - - R. C. A. -- Crosley Radios l ; Eirarythin^ In Miu|0 Crosley Shelvador Noah--I wish you would do OM thing. r •- . Mrs. Noah--O. K., what? Noah--Show some of our friend* where the ladies' entrance is. Totals Team No. 2 T. Schmitt .................. Joe Schmitt Hogei s .*<».«* Bob Conway Green Herb Freund Les Adams Ed. Justen .'.. .^v 2 Eraie Freund 3 Bacon 2 Chas. Freund 2 83 AB ,2 .8 • 8 8 2 8 Totals Marengo 60 IT 21 would make oh straight clean foot- Rath, 3b # With your greater profit In mind, ask to see the bedrock proof erf CMC extra value. Dozens of Important quality features assure owners erf GMC trucks, greater suitability for the jofegr greater dependabilityf improved perform^ and increased economy, stream-style combined with exclusive "dual-tone" color design gives every GM& an appearance that is unusually distinct# tive. Maximum driver comfort is provided^ in GMC all-steel "Helmet-Top" cabs. AU -|n all, for an unequaled value in anjf capacity range, look to GMCf 7^ - DUALITY AT PRICES LOWER THAN AVERAGE Tim* pajfnMli Mrovgk our own Y, M. A. C Hon at lawMt availabim rata GENERAL MOTORS TRUCKS I TRAILERS R. I. OVERTON MOTOR SALES Street e-, W. McHenry, III . V • GENERAL MOTORS TRUCKS 8 TRAILERS AB 6 8 4 6 6 5 6+\ 6 6 -ft 1 1 M- « i l l Q The Picture Two Birmingham men in Paris were "doing" a picture gallery. One of them, stopping in front of a somewhat daring picture, exclaimed in loud tones: "What ho, Alf, what price this?" Whereupon the attendant, who had overheard, anxious to air his English, bustled forward with': "Pardon, m'sieu, but eet is not by W*Uaau and eet is not for sate." • J ' 1 1 : 0 0 0 0 ball. Richmond soon found this out M „ lh and immediately set about to kill time ^ckman If by slugging, interfering, tripping and sandman " in fact threw to the winds every ves- Woodruff' rf tige of the element characteristic of Ackman 2b "7"* " clean sports. The score at the begin- B*11«»*I ning of the second half when J. ' P Krause, after having made an endi Totals 43 7 7 run of fifty yards was deliberately] ^ Qn ^ii8Zbff Milter, 0 in six; tripped m a clear field by Aldnch of Qg Freund, 3 in three; off Ballard, 4 in ?m . ,*m Was pU nine. Struck out --by Miller, 1 in mildly disgraceful. !six; by Freund, 3 in three; by Ballard, Richmond questioned eveiy decision 9 in nine umpires-John Klapperich of the official, who invariably produc- and Bert Kaplin. ll»e Choir's Hard Up! Dan--Oi've just heard it said that parson be trying to find a good treble for the choir. Jan--You fair surprise me, Dan! I thought he were dead against horse racing! Professional View ^ Young Doctor's Wife -- Harry, aren't the clouda and moon lovely tonight? Young Doctor, absentmindedly -- Sure, that cloud coming over the moon reminds me of a torpid liver. ed the rules to substantiate his ruling. ] McHenry gained at will, pushing the Richmond line off its feet, but Marengo end plays were not successful. Score by Inning* 284 001 081 200 202--17 211-- 7 Richmond when in possesion of the for "Bones."* "Bones" and two other ball lost each time on downs. Cole fellows make* place look crowded. for Richmond did good punting but! jj the work of the other men on the I Schools will soon be closed and we t«am was very slow and much below are going to miss those touching the high school standard. ! scenes that find softie of our grade With the ball about seven- yards school teachers playing Ring Around from the Richmond goal in the sec- the Rosy with their darling little ond half, Richmond drew her men off ^h^rges. It's just too cute for words. the field, claiming the, official had no right to penalize them for tripping. A little more study of clean football rules would not hurt the Richmond team. le ^.lt ~lg .... o ..- rg .m. rt -- qb J. Osman £. Aldrich -- Heck -- Pope G. Harrison .... M. Weber ...... -- Botts ...... Geo. Gilbert .. W. Krause N. Osman C. Norquist re K. Aldrich a Mead -- - Seaton G. Slimpin, Capt. lh Randall J. Drause rh C. Aldrich EL Hanly fb -Cole, Capt Score--McHenry, 5; Richmond, 0. Referee, Dr. Wells; umpire, Dr. Wells; timekeepers, Prof. Mills, Chas. Chapell; linesmen, T. J. Walsh, H. C. Mead; Ted Schiessle visited Richmond one day last week. -A-- , Maybe we ought to explain that Ted didn't really intend to viait Richmond. He went via Chicago. -It-- Maybe we ought to go on to explairi F. Harrison the train so smooth and comfortable ~ that he slumbered right through McHenry. Took a little jaunt down to the Country Club Wednesday afternoon and foun£, tjhft place ^ % bee hive. ' " -I- • . President J!m Sayler was laving some finishing touches put on the Censored Confession Judge--Make a clean confession of Ihe whole business. It will be better for you in the long run. Accused--But first I would like to know how much the witnesses know. --Hummel, Hamburg. That Would be Worthwhile! Scientist--Eureka! At last I have succeeded in crossing a cafcbage with a radish. !• * Practical Friend--Whyrdidn't you cros«,it with eomed beef?--MifiaeapollsUFoarnal. ; » 0 • ar * AnySpari* ftibi? "He was kicked out of school forcheating!" "How come?" "He was caught counting his ribs in a physiology exam." A XXK>D GUESS "He who hesitates is lost.1 "You can always try the lost and found columns." HDI-D Jane--My Scotch boy friend sent me this picture yesterday. Joan-7-How does he look? jane -- I don't know yet. I haven't had it developed.--Two Bells. Time of game--Two 20-minute halves, more spacious club house. Looks like --8-- [progress is being made and real in- We seem to get the idea that our terest shown in improving one of Mcown boys were all very , nice', angelic Henry's finest attractions. fellows and the Richmond boys were --J-- regular rough-necks. We'd like to see Leo Stilling was busy in his effihow the Richmond reporter saw the dent and hospitable manner, making game and get his idea about our crew. ^ the day enjoyable for fifty players Notice that\X>r. Wells served both who are associates of Dr. Warren in the capacity of referee and umpire. Johnson on his staff at The Norweg- A busy day. ian - American Hospital in Chicago. ---J--- [Doctor Johnson is a member of the We also notice that score was 5 to McHenry Country Club. • ; ' 0 and wonder if a touchdown counted ! --J-- . five points in those days. Maybe, some! The course has not "visitors in the C. J. Reihansperger old timer can put us straight. iflay throughout the whole month, but home | this can easily be accounted for in ' We called at the Oak Park hotel a view of weather conditions. The of its best years. GuessuWU have few days ago and were surprised to weather man's comparative charts to get out the old sticks. • see the hamburger eatin' king of the show that we had sweltering days middle west on the job. You know-- ^ during the month of May last year. Bones" Smith. There's a lot of re- With every effort being made' to Mrs. John Reihansperger, daughter, Mary, Mrs. Rose Elliott and Mr. Williams of West Chicago, were Sunday Totals 28 4 8 Two base hits--Green, 2. Three base hits--Knaase^ Rogers. Home runs--Tonyan. JBaaes on balls--Off Green, 1; Struck dut by Green, 8. Double plays---GraagMKli?]fc.Adam8. GradaatfOflTfWjriS Friday, June 4. "Say It With Flowers." McHenry Floral Co..,Hte*J. McHawy. i v The most find Economical * REFRIGERATOR 5 cn. fk box at A. E. NYE West McHenry, ID. 'AS '; || •W ON YOUR * • fi'Miis IKIsmDsS Buy Them at A*P suiTPiueuvcs . . . MU MOOES . . fORHiB ftES TT^ . . a, & ARl KAJAH SMAMO . w X &k fit ts Rtn CRRCHERS . . . 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I Tew Potatoes ~ ; .,'• •• California Paas ...i California Lettuce, 60'a Yellow. Ripe Bananas . 8 lbs. 25c k 3 lbs. 25c j> 2 for 15c . 5 lbs. 25c Ift' modeling going on around the place and we found out why. Fixtures and A & p F o o d S t o r e s • t~*' - ' - ;:."i mm' *«. J e