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"SQ I HEAR" •y# t ^ j WALSH f. JOHNSBURG REDS TOO STRONG FOR COLORED GIANTS LAST SUNDA? I UMJ strong for the worth Chicago Giants colored team last Sunday, winning a 6 to 1 game with ease. Dashing to dodge rain drops, we Bud Miller was on the mound for •just met up with a stately looking'the Reds and had things in hand ady whbse appearance revealed a gen- throughout. Bud struck out ten batserous number of years spent on this ters and allowed only six hits. ' |earth. j ..The colored boys lacked the fire and --3-- „ | dash of previous colored teams ap This stately lady awaited the %rriv- pearing cen local diamonds. Fans can pi of a bus. This usually brings ?n wej] remember the dash, showmanship jangled nerves. But, not to state-anci all-around ability of such teams ,ly lady." " las the Uniort Giants. Those boys could --f-- n! cackle and clown in the field, but could We exchanged "Good Mornings.' j a]so p]ay lots of baseball. Then our own extreme youth prompt-1 j Getting back to Sunday's game, ed the recital that it wasnt Jpch a which was attended by a fairly good , good morning after all. j crowd from the entire community, --I! _ Bud Meyer and Harold Freund e^ch The stately lady spoke briefly, its | sjarnme(j OU|. a triple and each came what you make it." •. ,* |through with a single to lead.the hit- , "T*""".. . ting department. The brief sermon rings in our ears C0]0ye(j boys started out with a as we fumble for a start that will ^lve pitcher named Ress> but Ress didn't In two evenly played matches the past week, the McHenry team beat Lake Geneva and tied Harvard. In the Lake Geneva matches "Tike"i of McHenry lost to Groom ^L-6, 4-6. ' Boutelle of Lake Geneva beat Vernon Freund 3-6, 6-2, 7-5. Richard Freund, McHenry » beat Schmidt 6-2,6-1. ; ^ ' E. AJthoff, McHenry beat & Best 8-6,6-3. Anita Althoff, McHenry beat R. Grier 6-2, 6-0. 7T*~- In the men's doubles, Groom- Schmidt, Lake Geneva beat Meyers- Schackenberg, 6-8, 8-6, 6-2. Hiram's cow was in the habit of jumping' the fence into neighbor Sam's pasture. When patience ceased to be profitable, says the Prairie Farmer, Sam called on Hiram. f, "Say, Hi, your cow's been over in my pasture now night onto ten weeks. I think you ought to pay me a dollar for each week."' "But Sam," exclaimed Hiram, "the critter's not worth more'n ten dollars.1*" "Well, spcrsin' I keep 'er for pasturein' 'er, then." "Not by a jugful," exploded Hiram. Then, after thinking, he added: "Tell you what I'll do. You" keep 'er two weeks more an' -you kin have *er." In the mixed doubles Adele Froehlich> F. Schackenberg of McHenry beat Lindhiemer - Boutelle, 9-7, 4-6, 6-4. JUST THAT Results of Harvard Matches 1. Deneen, Harvard beat Tike, Mfr-f Henry, 11-9, 7-5. v j 2. Kennedy, Harvard beat. V-Freund i 31s momentum onway through a prove to be so hot as a pitcher. Rager of McHenry, 6-3, 6-8, 8-6. column. The stately lady brought « ,;.ftalIowed on the m<,OTd"and did . £jr - «a sshhiivveerrimnge realization w,th her It s enough job wh(,n jncJined t„ {What you make it.*?;. ?|A-CONTRaBUTIONl. | (Pennies frtnt heaven) fit used to think to make the Wifto. iWould sUrely be a darn nice break ^ (To look for Arch some morn and find ter look 'em over, fThat Dopey didn't fall behind I -- jl'd write so well that the old fox • Would put me next to Eddie Knox. I thought he'd like a "contrib" new Instead of E. L. W. And I was sure I'd make a "fluke** Of his good friends from "01 Dubuque" burn 'em in. Next Sunday the Richmond American Legion team will play on the Johnsburg diamond. The boys are playing bang-up ball these days and are developing quite a following. Bet- Kiwanis and Rotary Get Real Chummy North Chicago Giants -- 1 AB Nixion, lb ...... Wildinson, rf Brrd, ss White, cf ...... Johnson, 3b ., $ Lindon, c . Sims, 2b Ress, p .... Rager, p And boy, oh boy, there'd be some glee Brown, If To know I'd whitewashed T. E. B. But time went on and I never tried Then one day your line I spied -- I used to think to make the Wake Would surely be a darn nice break But, now eacji week I have great cheer When I find nay stuff in So I Hear. DOPEY. , _ - --n-- . That "new broom" is sure sweepin'. N smjth 2b All the fans are pulling for Gabby, B Meyer, ss but in the same breath they heap more p preun^ praise on Charlie Grimm than he ever m Pjtzen lb got as manager. The general impres- Freun|j c sion seems to be that if things didn't . ix. j' j A go right for Grimm, it was Mr. Wrig- R; HetteriUh7tt™Z..4 ley who gummed up the works. --II-- 4 4 4 4 * 4 5 S 8 2 1 B' 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3. F. Schackenberg, McHenry beat Beck, Harvard. 6-3, 6-8, 8-6. t i .4, Dubourdier, Harvard beat Duker, McHenry, 7-5, 6-4. » 5. Adele Froehlich, McHenry beat R. Sullivan, Harvard, 6-1, 6-0. ; 6. Anita Althoff, McHenry beat IT, Strain, Harvard, 6-1, 6-1. . •7. H. Denne, Harvard beat. Betty Althoff, McHenry, 8-6, 10-8, -Doubles Matches'. Deneen - Kennedy beat Tike.« V. 0' Freund, 6-4, 6-4. l | Meyers - Schackenberg, McHenry j 1 beat Beck - Dubourdier, Harvard, 6-3,1 H This "Way Back When picture is S f ttat of a ployed in young man who is now emthe business district of West 'f Years ago he looked like Here's an enthusiastic greeting between top men in two great RoUr, International and Kt-ani, International. Both .rjanl.ations held Emi,v sleff(,s c]erk jn Bolger*g Dru® McHenry. this. v The picture, lasi week was Miss \ their conventions in San Francisco U the same time. Left, Maurice n,m y „ Duperry, Rotary president, plants a continental kiss-on the S. . e on Green street. TraffordTaylor/Kiwanis president.;: '"1/.jf'1-*' .'-.1'! j "'• ' " J " Percy--I wonder .what makes me have such colds in my head? t i , ./ Dolly--Possibly . nature abhors vacuum. - D. Fisher, Me- Strain, Harvard, 1 1 3-6, 9-7. 0' Mildred Thompson 2 Henry beat Sullivan - 0 8-6, 6-4. if r ' ] 0 The tennis players wish to thank ah O of those who donated food or helped i in any other way to make the bake Passing the Bnek Bob'had earned a dollar for cutting the minister's grass. "Don't you think it would be noble for you to donate your dollar to the missions?" asked the minister. "Yes, I guess it would," admitted Bob, doubtfully. "But I'd rather buy something with it and let the merchant donate it to the missions." Totals 82 Johnsbnrg Reds --6 AB !R. Schaefer, rf ................ 4 .. 4 . . 3 .6 .. 4 . . 4 !*: 0. 1 "•#••• 1 0 1 i i 0 0 6 sale last Saturday the great success (that it was. The money made is be-; H ing used to purchase tennis balls for 1 the various tennis matches. j 0 Just Hitting Them It was his ^first day oi\ the golf course, and after several shots he asked the caddie how he was doing. _ " ~~ . | "You're hitting them rather Due to the ram the past week only i Well," answered the patient caddie, Totals .34 |B. Miller, p 2 Charlie Grimm doesn't have to wor- ^" 2 ry about work. He's not going to S' Freund, rf 0 starve on that announcer's salary. If he doesn't like that, he can come out here and write a column for "Mose." He'll get both work and starvation. / -- U-- ' Glenny Wattles is always beefing! because he hasn't had much advertis- 3rd ANNUAL REGATTA 6 8 1 one baseball game was played by the 0 playground teams. Dick Rosing was 2 the winning pitcher. It is hoped all 1 three regular games can be played 0 this week. j 0 ^ A special tennis tournament for the: 0 playground children is being planned | for Thursday morning. "but not in the direction of hole." "Hole?" asked the novice. "What hole?" Three base hits--B. Meyers, and H.' In the return tenn5s match at Lake j Freund. Double play--T. Pitxen, un- 9*neva' Monday afternoon, the teams. ! assisted. ing in these lines. Went in and asked him for news this week. He just stood there like a statue -- a statue that shrugs shoulders. We did notice little "Pudge** come TO BE HELD AT FOX tied 4-4. A return match with Wood- Stock is also planned &r this week, j How the Library Began Bridegroom--I say, we were awfully bucked about this topping present you sent us. By the way, what are they? Guest--O, a pair qf bookends. Bridegroom--How splendid! (To the bride): Darling, these are bookends. Y.'e really must buy a book.-- London Humorist. In the second city series baseball Came played Monday morning, the LAKE NEXT SUNDAY i team headed by Russell Lawrence won Inside Information Servant--Mrs. Green is out. Visitor--Good. When 1 entered the Invitations have been sent out to.even standing with one victory apiece, the Yacht Clubs of the Inland Lakes 7-5. This brings the teams up to an1 yard and saw Mrs. Green looking] in and work uncle Glenny for a suck- Yac.htlh« Association askmg them to ROUGH KUDY KAY GETSer. What's more - he has a line of *«nd u as many representatives of the TEST IN GRUBMIER BOUT kids outside who liked suckers, too. 88 P°f >ble to partic.pate m the out of the window I was afraid she'd be in.--Lincoln State Journal. Francis Bonslett of McHenry visitor f£HIEF PSYCHIATRIST 2BS3fS Dr. Ross McClure Chapman, president of the American Psychiatric association, headed a confab of the most ^eminent psychiatrists in America at the annual convention of the association in San Francisco. When the Chicago Cubs and whit* Sox first started "feuding" for championships, folks preferred-* GOOD OI0 KjitinQott POTPOURRI Fruit in the Rose Family BEER IHE BETTER BEER-THEN AND NOW UNION MAOK %% UNITKD STATU ftftKWINft CO We're not telling you kids for sure, ^"v'Nation Regatta to be j ,\vrith local wrestling followers still but we heard that Glenny is handing _ ® °* e' mois, on ne*t|(jjscussing tj,e sensational Jim Mc those things out free this week. Sunday, July 31. The mvitation is.wni.n . KW u-, ter check up. ,for Class p„ , . .Millen - King Kong match of last • i »m. -i, yachts only- j week promoters are preparing another -- Li6" WI" ™ces' °ne at,si«ler for this Friday, July 29, that If you read the box scores, yotfll T ' a-m- ' ^®n^y ^orner i should be a wild and wooly affair. fanny toy when * m.' I *»<* ^ «««* «»• Chicago Got His Job "There goes a fellow who chased around for years trying to .land a political job." "Well, what does he do now?** "Nothing, he got the job." According to botanical classification, some 2,000 herbs, shrubs and trees are grouped as members of the rose family. These include strawberries and raspberries, the American Beauty rose, plums, peaches, pears and apples. It is thought the peach came to us originally from China. However, like other commercial fruits, hundreds of new and improved strains have been developed. 6 Western Newspaper Unloru' Monroe Bottling Works TOM CUREWITZ Phone Fox Lake 116 agree that it's a Wally No Use "Lizzie, I happened to see you * ** TT.J J V 11 . • J aim kissing the baker this morning, w(my Berger doesn't crack out a lor ^e.. ^or.1r ^rd .lly, ® | bully, will get the test of his remark- From now on I shall take the bread couple of hits for his old boss, Bill I" ^W,U thlee able career going against Fred "Leps" in myself!" McKecknie. Long hits. .awards for final standing m the Re- Grubmier the famous xowa sciss0rs "But he doean't lflnt brunettes, 1^%^® Senator George M May- kingf who has been crushinfJ them all ma'am." Berger starred for McKecknie at f°«,r and the James into submission with his million dol-t Boston for several years -- faded nr Pfl!es' , .. I Jar legs in the feature attraction at when traded^to New -_bo«ncjd J SZ'^' 1 MOTH CORRECT back when brought to Cincinnati by clubhouse. his old boss. ^ ^ | To date the committee has been •*». . 'sured that the following clubs will be with this H*nk represented: Lake Geneva Y. C., Dele rea y avan Y. C., Mendota Y. C. at Madison, ; [Wisconsin, and Pine Lake Y. C. at Nothing wrong Steinbacher of the Sox clouts 'etn. „ . m 4 M . 'Nashota, Wisconsin, with a possibil- Most of us thought that the float-0f QCOnomowoc Y.C., who at this ing pier, used with pleasure at thejtime is b with the arranRements public beach, had gone over the pike for their own Ree&tt&, which is sponin the recent flood. It turns out that sored by the ItL.Y. A., to be held summer residents of Hickory Grange, August 3rd 4th and 5th at Qconomo- A. I. Ackermann, Garfield Miller, Jr.,:woc Wisconsin. and Garfteld F. Miller, rescued the • Widespread interest has been shown big barge, towed it safely to shore, |jn yachting and yacht racing on Fox then returned it to the city. Niceian(j pjgtakee Lakes in recent years people, those Hickory Grangers. i and the enthusiasm shown this year * , iindicates a successful continuation. Nobody wanted that big, lumbering! Ernie Lombardi when winter trade Should Display Kind Heart winds blew. Even Bill McKecknie] Jud Tunkins says the man with • wasn't high on Lombardi's ability, kind heart but a rough exterior may when he took over the Reds this yea»-. be all right, but there ought to be Manager Bill announced a young some way of turning him inside out. rookie named Her^phberger as first1 string catcher. Lombardi was slow-- Lombardi wasn't smart -- Lombardi was this--Lombardi was that. Now, the big schnozzle ,man is in - sweet position to be named "most valuable" in his league.. ' . --.IV SO-I-Hear !_J - McHenry PlaindetdW----- .. McHenry, Illinois Dear So-I-Hear- The "Shamrocks" trimmed Johns- Subscribe for The Plaindealer Take off your hat if you enter Petie Schaefer's place of business. It's in respect for the dead. A wake is being conducted. A "Charlie McCarthy' is all dolled up in a home-made casket. It's a touching^ scene--especially the burdock leaves at the head of the coffin. ~ -- •+• ~ The "body" was found in the back , yard, but it hasn't been identified, burg's second team to the tune of 18-3 j Some say it is Rollie Ensign--otters Supday. ;say Vern Harrison, jf Next Sunday, July 31st, the "Sham- --u-- rocks" will meet the "Blue Jays" from, A fellow asked us if we knew why Sherman Hill in what should be a real Joe Regner goes to "Buck Town." battle. This game will be payed on! Says the fellow, "to get a Polish the Shamrocks' diamond. i haircut." --I-- I We're still in the dark! v No name signed to the above letter,! --J-- but we have a hunch it's from the Things We Didn' Know Til We Read Shamrocks. -- The Papers: --n-- That the Chicago Bears have signed If something isn't done about this a halfback who weighs only 118 rain and White Sox postponements,'pounds. Reino Nori is the gent's name the poor Sox won't finish their sched- and he played for DeKalb College, ule before Christmas. Which state- Nori will be the smallest in the pro ment may lead .to some wisecracks. league. --B-- I That the American League has a Officer Huck says that John Bolger (rul£ which states that a player must has been a Sox fan all these years be-;not pick up a pop bottle that has been cause Lou Comiskey gave him «n old tossed on the field unless he wants a baseball long years ago. _ | $50.00 fine. --#-- 1 | That Connie Mack is going to win John wanted to get a gang together (another pennant some time during the and charted a Greyhound bus, but next two years. Huck can't figure where he'll get the That the New York Yankees pay gang. Huck thinks a motorcycle would $18.00 for specially built sun glasses carry all the gang that could be in- for their outfielders. (That would ovftduced to enter^Wrigley Field. j#t n whole teanfioot this way.) A classy special event features the return of Ruffy Silverstein, ex-Illini national wrestling champion, present state pro title-holder, and generally recognized as "the uncrowned champion of the world." He will "draw a tough one, Otto Schnable, member of the famous wrestling brothers. Otto is expected to provide some real competition for the famous Silverstein, but few doubt that he will down the ^little giant." MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE OFFERED TO PROVE LOW OPERATING COSTS OF Automatic Gas Water Heating UP AND BVER Art Morgan, high and low hurdler, selected from the University of Washington track team to represent his team at the national meet in Evanston, 111. t. Mr. and Mrs. M. J. Walsh and Miss Marion Doherty attended the Walsh funeral at Antioch today (Thursday). Miss Clara Stoffel was a Chicago visitor a few days the past week. Wlilliam Martin and Newell Nesbit of Elmhurst were Sunday guests of the former's parents, Mr. and Clarence Martin. ) . " Passerby--There's nothing in you,, or you wouldn't beg. Tramp--You said it, boss. Wonr cher gimme ten cents for a meal? R«*lred *®tyhat is your occupation?" asked the judge sternly. "I haven't any," replied the pri% oner, unblushingly. "I just circulate around, so to speak." "Please note," said the judge to the court clerk, "that this gentle? man is herewith retired from cirnv lation for 30 days!" I ..ice-*""' ?ot •»Aut°»«oc_ pre^nl •WW Coo*""" U°" in T<w bo°" ..c P'"„dog co« O. TOJO ^ " * 1 - gfts bill* If y°u . new unit -- ^ - -iu rT;«u - fefuod your iffer closes Misnomer Judge--What's the charge against^ this man, officer? v v Officer--Bigotry, yer honoh H«'s got three wives. i " Judge--I'm surprised at your ignorance, officer. That's trigonometry, not bigotry.--The Lookout. Value Received fb»t Guest--Why did you give the coatroom attendant such a bi{ tip? Second Guest--You should have seen the overcoat she handed me. Success! She--Have any of your boyhoodambitions been realized? 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