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' # RINGWOOD • . ,-S 51K1 £• ?%" :' ' - lift v^s\ 'aWi ; Mrs. B. T. Butler entertained the pj" : Scotch Brdipe club at her home Wed- H;? ^i; feesday afternoon. Prizes were award- |S:-. #d to Mrs. E. E. Whiting and Mrs. ft?" ' W it«8ter Carr. |p il Mr. and MM, i: B. Harrison left Thursday to visit Mrs. Harrison's - H"' brother'and, family in St. Petersburg, 1,7 •• «" Fla. ^ part--&{?•"••' Gladys and Howard Shepard enterpH5 ^ "tBiried the Young Adults group Thurs- II ?. " day evening. The usual business meet-! was held and Chinese checkers and j R :. contact were played. At the close of • CAP AND BELLS These Twins Even Get Sick Together SILVERTON, ORE. -- Marvin and Maurice, the Iflempe twins, look alike, act alike and even feel the same pains. The twins both underwent tonsillotomies at the Silverton hospital on the same day, both got along equally well and both returned home at the sa^ne time. Scars, Moles GUARANTEED DEPOSKS An old Indian, down in Oklahoma, hard up, went to the bank to bor» a pleasant evening, chili was served. • row $100. The banker said it would Mr. and Mrs. Louis Hawley enter- j be all right, provided he had some tained tho five hundred club at their j security. The deal finally was borne Thursday evening. Prizes were made, the Indian giving a mortgage Warded to Mrs. B. T. Butler and J. on 20 ponies. £. Pearson and Mr. and Mrs. George j Not long after that, oil was struck Shepard. , Mr. and Mrs. George Young and |i||n and Mrs. Jay Cristy were among £hose from here t<v attend the Farm v^oan meeting it Woodstock Thurs- • (fay. v1 ; - The Home Circle met with Mrs. Roy ' vffeal Wednesday. A one o'clock lunchserved and a program in close to the Indian's allotment, and he sold his oil lease for a lot of cash, so he stepped into the bank a"d peeled off.a $100 bill to pay the loan. . „ "That's fine," remarked the banker, when the business was completed, "but you don't want to carry «on was served ana a .. ... all the rest of that money around Charge of Mrs: H. M. Stephenson, Mrs. j with you. Better leave it here with ,j0eorge Shepard and Mrs. Ray Merch- > n*®- ,*i'«it was enjoyed. ^. «V. Mrs. Wm. Hepburn spent the past :,;i ^wreek at Columbus, Ohio, where she Was called by the death of her brother-in-law. Mr. and Mrs. Dimon and son, Alan, of Oste.nd spent Wednesday afternoon in the Dick Olson home. Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Heine of Chi- |*T"*ngo spent Sunday in the Geo. Shep- ; • «rd home. . Mr! and Mrs. Martin Thompson and daughter and Mr. and Mrs. Anderson of Chicago spent Sunday in the Patrick Coyne home. Mrs. George iBaron of Antioch and Mrs. Louis Abendroth of Elgin spent Wednesday with Mrs. Jennie Bacon who hap been ouite ill. Joseph McCannon. who has been very ill, is on the' gain. Mr. and Mrs. F. N. Muzzy and family spent Sunday with relatives at Uarengo. /~2__ Mr. and Mrs. Pickert' of Waukegan ~~"lr.d Ralnh Smith of Harvard spent * Sunday in the S. W. Smith home. Mr. and Mrs. Rov Todd of Richmond and Mr. and Mrs. Vivian Austin t of Genoa City spent Sunday in the B. T. Butler home. Del Bacon. Crystal Lake, called 'on Us mother. Mrs. Jennie Bacon, Sun- / dfev mornine. Mr. and Mrs. Edwin Vogel of Solon Mills and Mr. and Mrs. Fred Wiedrich. > Jl\, visited Mrs. Frank Johnson at - Bockferd Sunday. Mrs. S. W. Smith and daughter. "All right," replied the redskin, many ponies you got?" Trapper Lost iff Wilds of Alaska Rescued by CCC After Three Days of Wandering. - ' ' Fast Talkers - • Two men in a car went past the traffic lights when they were red, and were stopped by a policeman. "I'm sorry,'officer," said the driver, thinking quickly. "I happen to b# a doctor and I'm taking a patient to the asylum in a hurry." SEATTLE.--Out of the far north comes a story of a lost trapper who was rescued by CCC enrollees in Mt. McKinley National park after three days wandering in the wilds of Alaska. Reports reaching the national park service regional office of the interior department tell hchw Donald Harper, clad only in two flour sacks and old discarded boots, narrowly cheated death in attempting to reach civilization for supplies. Harper and two partners early this month left their trapper's cabin, some distance outside the national park at Minenumina lake, for Fairbanks. When the party came to glacier fed 50-foot wide McKinley m er, Harper was the first to try the crossing by swimming. He tied hip clothing to a packboard, but while •into Cancer By DR. JAMES W. BARTON JHAVE spoken before of the surgeon who had three patients report to him in one week jvith a lump in the brenst, all three of whom believed they had cancer. One had gone on a European trip with her family holding her secret (cancer with LILY LA££ ^ v3*- ' Thursday, February 15, 194f *; TODAY'S HEALTH COLUMN death to follow) within her heart rather than spoil the plans of her family. Another had discovered the lump when she was some thousands of miles from home and«£ago visitor for a few days. The policeman was suspicious-- struggling against the icy, treache? ' ous current, he momentarily 1< ' consciousness. However, he reache a sand bar on the other side mini- Looking up at the constable with a seraphic smile, he whispered: "Kiss me, darling!" They got away with it! Bern ice. saw "Gone With the Wind" at Waukegan Friday evening. Mrs. J. F. McLaughlin and Mrs. %. M. Stephenson saw "Gone With jfihe Wind" in Chicatro Friday. Miss Pearl Smith and Catherine ffreund snent Saturday afternoon in Woodstock and called in the William Wurtzinger home. • Mr. and Mrs. H. M. Stephenson call- *fi on friends in Lake Geneva Sunday flifternoon. Miss Grace Schrage and Arthur Bamaeker of Chicago, Miss Clara Ralaaeker of McHenry and Alvin Miller, Alfred Pierce and Marie and James Flanagan of Spring Grove and Andy . Bamaeker spent Sunday evening in the Roy Neal home. Mrs. Roy Neal was a dinner guest of Mr?. Cora Flanders and Miss Soper Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Hinze of Crystal Lake spent Sunday afternoon with the latter's mother, Mrs. George Harrison. Mr. and Mrs. Roy Wiedrich spent Sunday afternoon with the latter's parents at Richmond. Harold Wiedrich and Silas Fisher spent Sunday with the former's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Wiedrich. Mr. and Mrs. Edward Harrison of Elgin spent Sunday evening with the former's mother, Mrs. George Harrison. Mrs. Roy Wiiedrich spent Monday With her parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. Shultz, at Richmond. Mr. and Mrs. Dick Olson spent Saturday afternoon in Elgin. Mr. and Mrs. Roland McCannon and family of Algonquin spent Sunday with the latter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. j C. J. Jepson. Mr. and Mrs. George Young and fon, Alfred, spent Sunday afternoon in the Ernest Syder home at Keystone.. Rev. and Mrs. Collins attended a birthday dinner for Mrs. Lloyd Ben- • well at the home of Mrs. Elbert Thomas in Woodstock Sunday. Charles Krohn and daughters, Marion, Ethel and Lois spent Sunday in the Kay Merchant home. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Coles of Richinond .were callers in the afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. Bratz of Chicago were visitors here Sunday. Will Beth spent Saturday afternoon with his daughter, Mrs. Ralph Simpson, and family at Crystal Lake. Mr. and Mrs. R. Remer and daughter of Pistakee Bay spent Sunday in the Patrick Coyne home. The Ringwood Home Bureau will give a white elephant card party at the home of Mrs. E. E. Carr at Keystone Friday evening, February 23. An exchange of white elephants will be played for instead of prizes. Everyone please bring a white elephant. The committee is Mrs. E. E. Carr. Mrs. Antone Freund and Mrs. Paul Walkington. The Young Adults group enjoyed a sleighing party Tuesday evening. Refreshments were served afterwards at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Lonnie Smith. : - Innocent With a wild lurch, themotor-car swung round the corner and crashed into a lamppost. Then six men, who had obviously been celebrating, climbed out of the wreck and stood eyeing it owlishly. Up came a policeman to take particulars, but the spokesman of the party forestalled him. "Sail right," he said; "no one's fault. There's no-hic-one to blame. We were all riding in the back seat." YOU WAC1T TO RUN ME * RACE? WHM KIND OF A R#*CE , COULD YOU WIN? A SLOW RACE! Reason Enough The summer boarder asked: "Why is it that old hog keeps trying to come into my room? Do you think he has taken«a fancy to me?" Little Willie explained it. He whispered: "Why, that's his room during the winter." Here's Why * Mtttler--How do you account for it that Milt hasn't said a word about the fish he caught on his last trip? DeLancey--For once, he had good luck and, he caught so many that he knew nobody would believe him if he told about it. the pack. His partners did not essay to follow him. Harper, sans clothing, left the river bank to resume his way. Hq found an unoccupied cabin at the end of the first day walking, which cut his feet in a score of places, while branches and mosquitoes attacked his body. In the abandoned cabin he found the' flour sacks and old boots. Without a map or compass, the next two days were filled with many hardships, with emphasis on hunger. He slept on the cold damp tundra only when so exhausted that he could not walk. He was almost at the end of his endurance when he wandered into the Wonder lake CCC side camp in an isolated section of the national park. This fall, when snows are in the air, Harper plans to return to his partners with supplies and dogs. Until then they will not know he had reached safety; they have no means of communicating with the "outside." ' Dictionary Wrong Father--Sonny, why don't you get the habit of going to the dictionary when you want to know how to spell a word? Sonny--I do sometimes--but somehow the dictionary always has it Poultry Business Stranger--Never count your chickens until they are hatched. Farmer--Say, you must be one of them city experts who would take the chief pleasure out of the poultry business. Homeless Youth of 10 * Besieged With Offers COLUMBUS.--There is still some good will in the world as the experience of a homeless little boy of 10 demonstrates. A little fellow named Buddy, orphaned at the age of three, had to be taken to the county ju#enile detention home from the residence of his foster parents because the illness of his foster mother precluded her caring for him longer. Within a few hours after his plight had been recounted in a newspaper 20 families had volunteered to take him into their homes. One woman wanted to take him to her ranch home in New Mexico and begged the court to grant permission before she had to leave for the West. Miserable Coward - Mrs. Murphy--Does your husband wear his hair short, too? Mrs. Skjold--Yes, the miserable coward! PlflLLED HIMSELF TOGETHER : CARD OF THANKS We acknowledge with sincere appreciation the sympathy tendered us, and the many deeds of kindness don# for us in our bereavement and thank |(e veryone who contributed to the beau tiful floral tokens. ^ ^ 'Mrs. Frank Wilson, fP Family and Relatives. Japanese Abhor Corpulent* Since the Japanese abhor fat man, other nations must avoid i»Ming corpulent diplomats to Tokyo. "He rot hot when the boss pMred him to pieces." "He was cool and collected when I saw him." Not First Class ^ Dimwitt--What do you mean by telling people that I'm a first class idiot? Bimbo--Aw, you haye. me wrong. 1.didn't say first clsss. o\-£l • r7A Marriage Service Stopped f By Cry of 'House on Fire* LIVERMORE, CALIF.--That little, and apparently useless, warning which the marrying minister always gives to the effect that if anyone knows any reason why the wedding should not proceed "to state them now or forever hold their peace," is not always as superfluous as it may seem. The officiating minister at the wedding of Miss Bertha Carlson and Milton Fisher had just reached that point, when a neighbor poked his head in the door and announced that there certainly were reasons why the ceremony should not proceed. "The house is on fire/' ha declared. Dr. Barton A card and bunco party was held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Einspar Wednesday evening:. Prizes were awarded. Guests present were Mr. and Mrs. W. Swanson, Mr. and Mrs. T. Klabough, Mr. and Mrs. C. Mc- Dermott, Mrs. J. Wrublewski, Mrs. C. Vachet. The serving of a lovely lunch concluded a most enjoyaMe evening. Mr. and Mrs. Hyatt, Mr. and Mrs. Harder, Mr. and Mrs. H. Gannon, Mr. and Mrs. Wise, Mr. and Mrs. Spatafora, Mr. and Mrs. Chelini, Mr. and Mrs. Mackey, Mrs. L. Gannon and many others of Chicago spent the weekend at their cottages.. Mr. and Mrs. Laurence Sansone and sons of Chicago spent the weekend at their cottage and also visited the home of Mr. and Mrs. T. Klabough and Mr. and Mrs. C. McDermott. • Mr. and Mrs. Wilbert Swanson were Wauconda visitors Saturday. Mrs. Edward Weisbaum was a Chi- Jokes by Postcards Irk Cleveland Court Bailiff CLEVELAND. -- Some unknown person is spending a great deal of time and money sending postcards as a joke on Court Bailiff Harry T. Shannon. Large numbers of the cards have been sent to politicians and newspapers announcing: a duck dinner to be given by Shannon (and of which he knew nothing), a fictitious boat ride on Lake Erie, postponement of a St. Patrick's day luncheon, and the surprising fiction that Cleveland's Main street bridge would be renamed "Shannon bridge." Barber Shop Saddened, Thief Takes Radio Only BRIDGEPORT, CONN. -- Gus Meyers' barber shop suffered a heavy blow when a robber ransacked the place. The only thing taken by :the thief was--not any tonsorial implements, not any money, not any supplies, but--the radio which brought the baseball games every aftarnoof. traveled all that distance in despair rather than consult a physiciafn in the city so far from home. And the story of the third was equally tragic. Not one of these three women had cancer yet all endured weeks and months of agony of mind before consulting a physician. Everyone past 40, with a 1 persistent lump or a slow or non - healing sore should consult a physician. If it is not cancer, relief of mind is obtained; if it is cancer, the chances of removing the cancer by surgery, X-ray or radium are excellent. Neglected, death will follow. Most cancers grow rapidly. When a mole, lump, scar, or other growth has been present for months or even years, it is only natural that it is not considered cancerous. But if changes begin to take place in these common or innocent growths, then the fact that they may develop into cancer should not be forgotten. Beware of Growth. p*. H. Montgomery, Rochester. Minn., in Archives of Dermatology and Syphilology, shows that in 20 per cent or more of all the conditions mentioned a'aove -- scars, moles, lumps, and other growths-- skin cancer develops. In some of these lumps, moles and scars, cancerous growth and innocent growth are going on at the same time. While the fact that the great majority of these common skin condiutions never develop into cancer is reassuring, nevertheless the fact that some of them are forerunners or skin cancer must be remembered. Don't disturb these moles, scars or growths in any way, but make it a point about once a month to examin# them carefully to see if any changes are taking place in. them. Fortunately, these skin conditions, even if they turn to cancer, are readily cured by surgery, X-ray and radium. • • , • Faulty LiveJ^ May Cause Arthritis /~\NE form of rheumatism or mv thritis that comes on, sometimes rapidly and at other times gradually, is what is called arthritis deformans or rheumatoid arthritis. There is some muscular cramps and twitching, some numbness and stiffness in the joints, some mental depression, followed by pain and swells ing of various joints--fingers, knees, spine. Wet weather increases the pain. Little lumps or nodules form in fingers,^toes, wrist and elbOw joints and sometimes in the jaw. The most effective form of treatment appears to be the application of heat, then exercise, then rest for a time. Sunshine and sunshine lamps help most cases. Many physicians who do special work in arthritis are able to help many cases by a diet of fr\yt and vegetables, cutting down almost completely on proteins--meat, eggs, fish--and also on starches--potatoes, bread and sugar. This diet is also alkaline in reaction. Liver Serves as "Filter. However, there is one organ in the body whose duly is to filter or remove poisons from the blood. This is the liver. That a faulty liver has much to do with allowing rheumatoid arthritis to occur was pointed out by Dr. W. B. Rawls and associates some time ftge. By the use of the dye test it was found that 73 per cent of 100 patients with rheumatoid arthritis gave evidence of a faulty liver. In a recent number of Annals of Internal Medicine, Dr. Rawls and Drs. S. Weis and Vera L< Collins, New York, report 60 unselected cases of rheumatoid arthritis in which three different tests of the liver's ability to remove poisons were made and 62 per cent of these cases showed that the liver was not removing the substances from "• the blood properly or promptly. The liver can bt kept in its best possible condition to prevent rheumatoid arthritis or. other ailments; by avoiding large meals and by active bending exercises, keeping knees straight. UUlMMd by Western Ncwapapw U«laQ.) Mr. and Mrs. Carl O. Swanson and daughter, Lois, of Chicago visited the home of Mr. and Mrs. Fred Dosch and Mr. and Mrs. Wilbert Swanson Monday. Visitors at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Klabough Sunday were brother, Frank Klabough, and son and daughter and sister of Mr. Klabough, Mr. and Mrs. Clarence O'Connor and daughter of Downers Grove. 'm Our Washington Editorial CARD OF THANKS I wish to express my sincere thanks to those who in any way assisted me in my recent bereavement, the loss of my dear mother. Every expression of sympathy was a great comfort to me in my sorrow. With deep appreciation, *39 JOHN STREETZ>~ My Neighbor Says := Add a few chopped ripe or green olives to plain or lemon sauce served with fish. A cup of grated cheese added to the white dauce that is served with cauliflower improves its flavor. • •' • • Garbage will pot freeze to the can during the winter if coarse fine salt is scattered over the bottom of can when it is empty. • • • . Use two strands of dental floss instead of one when restringing beads. Beads* are not so likely to cut through two strands. * vestigation has displayed marked i|v ii la lion at the number of spy s carta in recent months. Director Hoover informed a Congressional committee that they have tried to discouragfB self-constituted spy hunters from a«» tivity in this direction. The F.B.& complains that these amateur invest tigators' activities hamper the regular constituted law authorities. Of thesis , types, who are constantly seeing: spies under the bed and beating the bushes with alarm, the F. B. I. Chief sai^ "some of them superpatriotic in character, some very well meaning, aipy again some selfish in that they hav*r a desire to secure personal aggrandizement or financial gain." A G-man Hoover is also having troublii with his crusade for finjferprintinij It seems that in a number of commuiL ities the local authorities are fin#e»if printing transients who apply for r#» ' lief. While the F. B. I. is anxious tn obtaip these fingerprints, they admit it has met with resistance in s<Hng|. states where an attempt is made t»' prevent law-enforcement authorities from fingerprinting a man aneste# for a crime until after he has bee# convicted of (that crime. Frankly* Justice agents are worried that suck laws will become uniform in thfc country and would be detrimental t». Washii<gton, February 14 -- Any doubts which existed as to the prominence of foreign policies in the forthcoming national elections were completely dissipated by Republican spokesmen in a series of Lincoln Day observances over the weekend. The G. O. P. keynoters reflected the political ferment here as questions are bandied about as to the significance of President Roosevelt's two roving ambassadors, who left for Europe after conferences at the White House. The dispatch of Under-secretary of State Welles coincidental with Myron C. Taylor hurrying to his post as an envoy to the Vatican makes the legislators suspect that Mr. Roosevelt has a peace plan to sell the warring nations. In the absence of facts Hie theorizing on Capitol Ifill Is widespread. It i is generally believed that Taylor and j law-enforcement. Hoover argues th«| Wellss will first take soundings among i no stigma attached to flnge#* '. the real leaders of belligerent and Print«ng and that "the mere fact that ' a man has J&. police record in itself should not oreclude the granting of relief." Incidentally, .the Federal Di« neutral nations to supplement the regular reports of diplomats in ^n effort to properly evaluate real conditions abroad. Taylor as the Vatican,rector °' Prisons^ has stated that h» contact may have some peace propos- • sees no prospect for a decrease in th#r prison population. Between ten an£ eleven thousand prisoners are relea^t. ed each year, but the incomers keejl th° cells fully occupied. Many government agencies are inclined to criticize so-called presstrrp als which the American government endorses but would like to channel indirectly through the Holy See assuming this agency would have more influences on the people of belligerent and neutral countries than a direct plan from the U. S. This Nation, of j p.ro?DS but eaually disposed to ignoriT course, has an active interest in the!similar activities on the part of theip piresent drastic and far-reachintr trade j colleagues. Senator McKellar, Dem restrictions and would probably be handicapped in suggesting limitations and control of armaments in view of our huee expenditures in this directron. The lawmakers are wondering how much of Assistant Secretary of State's idea for distributing our gold reserves to rehabilitate war-torn Earone is contained in Taylor's instructions. With questions of national defense increasing in importance there are angles to the sub^ec*1* Which *>re interesting. For instance. hi«rh officials of the War Department told th« ate committee a few dav.<* »<ro that "there is a sc*»-Htv of brv^^ior ,e?en- °rals." Legislators are seeking information from the army as to the effectiveness of anti-aircraft equipcrat of Tennessee, called a turn las week when he complained to Willianf H. McReynolds. Administrative As**' sistant to the President, about lobbyv/ ists from the government departmentK; infesting the Caoitol. The President'^ , aide declared these government emgf' ployees were either on leave or iirp>" properly working. Senator McKellaf ' declared that in his long term a|i ; rf Chairman of a Senate committee thafc f he • had reached the conclusion thapvf they were "on leave" all the tim^>: There are four or five national erroupi of government employees soliciting Congressional support for either sat|V ary increases or shorter workini, hours. Some of the legislators ai3 annoyed by these lobbying methodfc because the Federal employees usual- The army admitted that they !ly owe their jobs to Congressional ^ Sprinkle salt on ink that has been spilled on a rug. As fast as ink absorbs it sprinkle on more salt no trace of ink spot will remain. • • * To prevent diced fruits dropping to the bottom of a gelatin mold, chill fruits and add when gelatin mixture has partly congealed. (Associated Newspapers--WNU Service.) Elizabeth's Spies Queen Elizabeth's government at one time maintained 53 spies in Europe. were constantly revising their plans on the basis of reports from military attaches row in belligerent zones overseas. De1"Tf?rieQ of new ""fn. matic army rifles are being made at the rate of four thousand a month and unless war breaks out the United States troops will be fully equipped by June 1942. The government will eventually pay approximately eighty dollars for each of these new rifles but are now paying one hundred sixteen dollars per piece to cover the cost of retooling arsenals, etc. However, 2,500,000 troops could be equipped with puns immediately in case of an emergency. The highly publicized Bureau of Intronage. Nation of Imreoton fha United States patent has granted 1.7 patents every nour,^ on the average, since its creatiorf in 1790. £ i 1 Munich Wall Motorised t.Munich claims to have mora auto* mobiles than any other city in Gar* many, there being one for every IS „ inhabitants, while Berlin has only i £«» *the"wiute° House! one lor every 20. Highway Blasshiga Travelers on ancient highway* were often protected by a "blessing" placed upon the jroad and respected by parsons dwelling along the route. Latest Hobby Orval Games of Asheville, N. C., collects water from all parts of the United States, says the American Magazine. His greatest ambition at present is to get some dishwater Horse Needs Little Weep A. C. Clifton, foreman of a Texas ranch and authority on horses, says a horse needs only three hours of sleep in 24 hours and will "bed down sleep any place if tired enough.' ski: "MY SKIN WAS FULL PIMPLES and BLEMISHlS't says Verna S.: "Since using Adlerii the pimples are gone. My is smooth and glows with health.' lerika helps wash BOTH bowels relieves temporary constipation often aggravates bad complexion. THOMAS P. BOLGEB, Draggist ' * ' ' Seeking to Serve the AMERICAN WAY M1I61 of p&ving grounds, acres of laboratories, thousands of men and women... all seeking the truth about American merchandise. Prejudiced research? Certainly! Prejudiced against the past. Prejudiced in favor of the future. With diligent investigation, Americas Business... manufacturers, me*» chants, advertising man... carriai of producing better goods at lower Scosttothe public. Would you rather put your trust in such honest re* gearch or in the "findings" of groups jkaviag the sale of books and pamphlets as their major purpose? Naturally you think the cost of - research and advertising is figured Into tha retail price of goods. Yes, that is true, yet these coats on endless research to improtlflL^ , -tre returned to tha buyer a hundredproducts already the world's best.„ fold in better quality, and lower for new products to farther impro# prices--lower prices because adthe American standard of living. *ertising leads to nation-wide sales Millions of dollars are spent eadhr~-~-J&nd production of goods on an jeer in diligent efforts to find way* economical, large-scale besis. S rS-v~T. UPHOLD AMERICAN1 STANDARDS! ...BUY ADVERTISED BRANDS * * * Tbis U one of a series of advertisements prepared bf the Advertising CM of Louis, showing consumer benefits gained through advertising.