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* a - .*•, - ->. - • • n;. W^™7,^Wfi' Wv^>*-^'fVK ** 4 ,^%W' y <: *{%r" -,,* -i- ; ^f^---'v,-* "*" ^i" •** $?"*• X. .**; • 2N* WWLINQ NOTSft PALACE ALLEYS wcg'l 1 v^"" " CHj Irnw • s^f •Mup" Smith's 572 is best. Jfoe Lenzen wasn't far behind--566. Gorman's 229 game looks not bo --a Ladles'League > ; Lillian Stilling wasn't far fttwn 500. Only 9 pins separated one match and 10 pins another, Viola Brefeld turned in a 488 series. Needed just a little more "oomph" to get over the 500 mark. > Old Timers Freund's 554 was the best of some pretty fair bowling in this group. Only 6 pins separated Les Adams' taan from Ed Smith's. C. O. F. * George Justen was king in this Imnch -- 193 - 202 - 223--618. That's bowling as bowling should be bowled. Just look at this! Felix Unti rolled a 226 game and 559 series. Winkel had a steady series -- 197 - 191 - 195--583, but it wasn't enough to put his team over. L«fC Bill Green hit his first 600 series in league bowling. Kept getting better as he went alone -- 179 - 205 - 222-- 606. Staffes and Schreiner each had 549 series. Earl Eddy was hot stuff for Mondelein as they took 2 out of 3 from McHenry (Brewery. His series went • 210 . 222--665. Whoopie! ! Old Timers v -Saris, 615; J. Schmitt, 474; Bar- 'Wm, 529; Cristy, 481; Rogers, 486. Total--2485. Wattles, 399; WHaon, 466; Page, 494 Perkins, 433; Freund, 564. Total --2345. Sayler, 524; Carlson, 430; Meyers, 431; M. Schaefer, 510; E. Smith, 463. Total--2356. Goodell, 388; Covalt, €97; Hughes, 510; J. Schaefer, 486; Adams. 486. Total--2364. CO.F. *. Weingart, 452; J. C. Thles, 450; Gas fits JUI Tine Mr*. Jm. Filler Mtn: "Ga* on my stomach «u ao bad I coaMn't eat or sleep. Ou mven (Mined to preu on my heart. Adl«- ftk* J>rought me quick relief. Now, I «tt -- I wlah, sleep nne. never felt better." A D L E R I K A THOMAS P. BOLGER, Druggist ETH ELBERT, BE A GOOD BOY AND MAAAA'LL TAKE \OU TO THE PREVIEW! A. Banr, 480; P. Earls, 576; H. Sim. I On, 536. Total--2493. V. Knox, 525; Geo. Justen, 618; Geo. Freund. 462; Wm. Tonyan, 482; Gus Freund, 527. Total--2614. Leo Heimer, 521; A. E. Nye, 467; H. Schaeffer, 435; E. Thennes, 513; Leo Winkel, 583. Total--2519. J. Rothermel, 452; A. Justen, 489; F. Unti, 559; H. Weber, . 566; «. Smith, 517. Total--2582. K. of C. Ford ham -- Schreiner, 549; Guffey, 449; R. Smith, 476; Fitzgerald, 437; E. Smith, 491 . Total--2402. De Paul -- Unti. 445; McGee, 403; E. Marshall, 485; Kinsala, 483; Martin. 545. Total--2361. Notre Dame -- Tony an, 476; A. Smith, 397; Freund, 403; Weber, 413; Steffes, 549. Total--2237. Loyola -- Green, 606; Weldt, 412; B. Marshall, 409; Regner, 460; Stilling, 497. Total--2384. City League C. Thorsell, 524; Gorman, 566; Hit. ta, 430; J. G. Wagner, 491; Grimelli, 544. Total--2525. A. Freund, 462; Carlson, 469; J. F. Wagner, 480; Brda, 507; J. J, Wagner, 461. Total--2379. Green, 504; Justen, 465; Hester, 444; Hobbs, 501; H. Smith, 672. Total--2486. Schlosser. 457; C. Miller, 475; L. Smith, 460; Schreiner, 508; Lenzen, 565. Total--2465. Ladies' League McHenry Lumber -- A. Gibbs, 324; L Blake, 366; H. Knox, 353; Sis Covalt, 411. Total--1454. Karls* Cafe -- G. Weber, 398; V. Diedrich, 387; iR. Weber, 379; B. Krause, 369. Total--1533. Wattles Drugs -- E. Simon, 267; M. Grimelli, 384; C. Wagner, 401; A. Froehlich, 483. Total--1485. Fords -- Jane Heimer, 404; Rose Freund, 275; D. Page, 430; F. Froehlich, 458. Total--1567. McHenry Ice -- A. Thennes, 380; H Vycital, 335; M. Kinsala, 435; B. Thennes, 468;' L. Krause, 467. Total -- 2025. Careys -- R. Walsh, 319; A. Berthold, 366; D. Hapke, 899; A. Freund, 462; V. Brefeld, 488. Total--2034. Regners -r- L. Thennes, 404; L. Stilling, 491; M. Green, 418; M. Schiessle, 348: J. McLaughlin, 386. Total--2048. Marian's -- B. Huemann, 470; H. Conway, 381; Kay Brefeld, 381; Dar Lockwood, 339; M. Krause, 487. Total-- 2058. County League Schaeffer's -- Koob, 611; Conny, 584: Herdrich, 473; Schaeffer, 606; Simon, 496. Total--2770. Meister Brau -- E. Smith, 502; H. Smith, 542; IFreund, 579; Steffes, 541; Grimelli, 515. Total--2679. <• Match Games McHenry Brewery -- P. Karls, 511; E. Thennes, 564; Wm. Green, 548; H. Simon, 559; L. Winkel, 549. Total -- 2731. Mundelein -- Meyer, 564; Pepping, 505; Phannenstill, 477; Lirich, 543; Eddy. 665. Total--2754. Illinois Cleaners -- A. Overkamp, 430; G. Olson, 443; E. Porep, 489; M. Bierlein, 504; L. Hargreaves, 409. Total--2275. McHenry -- A. Freund, 418? B. Thennes, 426; L. Krause, 373; M. Krause. 386; J. McLaughlin, 449. T o t a l -- 2 0 5 2 .! ' V Humoro LILT T.AT1 8CHAEFER'S ALLEYS ( CaontjrLifcague Pete Koob's 254 game gave him a sweet 611 series. Herman Schaefer's 248 game grave him a 606 series. Bob Conwy put a lot Into his feat game, getting 232 pins and a 584 ser. ies. All of these scores combined to give Schaefer's 2 out of 3 games from the Meister Braus. Say! Wait a minute! These games were bowled at the Palace. Investigation shows that the Palace gang is giving the Schaefer crew plenty of razzing about having to get their high scores on the Palace aUaya* W«U, it's all in fun. K. of C.^ Jim Frisby started off with a 207 fame and carried on to a 535 series. Paul Yanda is getting there--435. C. O. F. Candiens John Stilling was the class of the group--555. Bob bonway's 532 was next. ' CONSOLATION . The vicar asked one of his parishioners to help him in his visiting work. "Oh, yes," said she, "I should be delighted." "Well/' said the vicar, "call and see poor old Macdonald; he's just lost his wife. Try to cheer him up a bit." So the good woman called and found the old man sitting in his armchair with half a bottle of whisky on the table and a glass beside it. "Is that the only consolation you've got?" she asked, pointing to the whisky. "No, ma'am--I've got three more bottles on the shelf." Subtle Method . A man .pamed Smith had drowned in the river, and a policeman was sent to his home to break the news to his wife. "Don't scare her to death," his superior officer warned. The officer wended his way to the door. When Mrs. Smith answered the summons, the visitor asked: "Is this where 'Widow Smith lives?" "I am Mrs. Smith," said the lady, "but I am not a widow." "What will you bet?" the caller inquired. KNEW BUT ONE OF THEM !> Bobbie--I've got to tell teacher today who were the great women rulers of the world. Do you know any, daddy? Dad--I've lived in the reign of but one, my son--she's coming now to get you ready for school. A card and bunco party was held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Klabough Wednesday evening. Prizes were awarded to Wilbert Swanson, Mrs. C. McDermott, Mrs. W. Swanson, and Mrs. T. Klabough. Guests present were Mr. and Mrs. McDermott, Mr. and Mrs. W. Swanson, A. Seyfferth, P. Harvey, Mrs. Einspar, Marton Wrublewski, G. Einspar and Josephine Dosch. The serving of a love* ly lunch concluded a most enjoyable afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. Lester Venable of Chicago spent the weekend at their cottgee here. Visitors at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Fred Dosch Sunday were Mr. and Mrs. Carl O. Swanson and daughter, Lois, Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Blum, all of Chicago; Mr. and Mrs. W. Swanson, Bernie Peschke, all of Lily Lake, and Mr. and Mrs. Harry Miller of Cicero. A P.-T. A. was organized at the Lily Lake school February 2, 1940. Teacher, Mathew P. Freund. Officers: Mrs. F. Weiler, president; Mrs. R. Biesecker, vice-president, and Mrs. D. Woolridge, secretary and treasurer. Regular meetings will be held the last Friday of each month. At the second meeting, Mrs. L. Skelly donated a lovely cake for our first cake sale. The proceeds Were turned over to the school treasury. A card and bunco party was held at Mrs. H. Einspar's March 6. The members that attended were Mrs. R. Biesecker, Mrs. M. Freund, Mrs. Einspar, Mrs. L. Neilson and Mrs. F. Weiler. A double birthday dinner was held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. George J. Wlegener in honor of the birthdays of their daughters. Mrs. Alex Wirfs of Lily Lake and Mrs. Robert Krinn of Cicero. Guests present were Mr. and Mrs. Gus Hofor and daughter, Marie, Joseph Healv, Mr. and Mrs. Harry L. Miller, Mrs. Mary McDermott. all of Chicago; Alex Wirfs and daughter. Roberta Mae. and son, Wayne Edward of Lily Lake, and Robert Krinn of DesPlaines. Mr. and Mrs. Alex Wirfs were Chicago visitors Wednesday. A surprise party was held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. C. McDermott Saturday evening in honor of the birthday of Thomas Klabough. A lovelv lunch was served to all the quests. Cards and games were played. Guests present were Mr. and Mrs. W. Einspar, Mr. and Mrs. C. McDermott, Mr. and Mrs W. Swanson, Mrs Stmad. Mr. and Mrs. L. Vensble, Mr. and Mrs. A. Seyfferth, Orra Belle Bettray and many others of Lily Lake. Venus Fly-Trap The Venus fly-trap, bug-eating plant, is found only in North Carp- 1**. A. B. Nye Blis. West McHeary Coolie Means Labont The term coolie means an un* skilled Asiatic laborer. Phone: McHeary 12S-J Woodstock 674 Dr. Paul A. Schwabe OPTOMETRIST THURSDAY MORNINGS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY w.. rate Ser* IT TAKES A LOT OF WORK TO PUT IN YOUR TELEPHONE ^ ft irffel a lot of careful work to ma^e telephoning easy an& simple for you. Between your order and your first call, for ****** than a score of different jobs mu& be don& fl IIRST YOU 0K0B from a trafn^ Service representative who answers ' ftny questions you may have and helps you choose the type of service beat Imp Jrour particular needs. f.% am mi tonrifn $rem, different departments go to work on your order. This means copying «w4 checking your order, and recording it in each department. ». WOK YOU aw cut jou tfMi a telephone, a directory and a wire to the central office. Men must select • 1 line, connect it at the switchboard, extend it to your home, install your telephone -- then carefully test all equipment to assure good service. 4. NFORE ones CAN CAU YOU, y« need a telephone number. This miH be selected, assigned and recorded with the Information Operator. Your ing for the next telephone directory must be written and checked, then tel. in type by a printer. ttolll SERVICE IS CONNECTED I * takes a surprisingly short time to coxm» plete all these preparations. Illinoti Bell people work as a "team" and *li|i .teamwork is one reason why your telephone service is so cniick* depend Hpe and cheap! ^ ^ILLINOIS BUI TEUPH0NI COMPANY / -*.t ' K - tt.AfcW ^ t'i-1 - 4 tg •vv"'-';?! V*-S' ••!*>> A i 'I "?-> % t'Ji v . ^ •% "V'-i ;H'S ; , ^ , te 1 . • *"1 Gone for Good Recently an old southern Negro who claimed to be "having symptoms," went to see a doctor. The doctor plied him with questions. Among other rather personal ques* tions, he asked: "And how are your kidneys, Uncle George?'* To which George replied: "Well, Doc, dey is all grown up now and some ob 'em is married." m £5 sftVES WORK'- &M. Short on Lack Andy--How's Lady Luck bean treatin' yo'-all lately? Sambo--Not a'tall well, Andy. Ize done wore out three foots from graveyard rabbits, an' Ize' almost come to der conclusion dat Ize'll hab ter go ter work. SAVES CLOTHES! See t/?e A/ew /940 xetrnFMroxs at .. V JACOB JUSTEN & SONS Cficn Street McHenry World's bast low-prkad stapler. Pins, Staples, Tacks. BaltolUFEnMEstaalRabbaf treads. $150-100 staples MS. With Taek-IUmowar.f ftL Cif»rt. !i.rti»*i< f*m Um I 1/li" S/14" W*. X ••J* T0M»". ihfh HIS; HX44^-. Hi * $140--400 K of O A. E. Nye, 368; P. Yanda, 436; A. Tonyan, 393; L. Murphy, 396; L. Winkel, 618. Total---2109. E. Sutton, 419; J. Miller, 423; A. P. Freund, 401; P. Schaefer, 406; W. Sutton, 395. Total--2047. M. Walsh, 408; J. Walsh, 441; M. Schmitt, 469; J. Regner, 612; J. Frisby, 535. Total--2365. G. Frisby, 465; G. Miller, 497; A. Blake, 436; M. Whiting, 418; L. gonway, 468. Total--2284. C. O. F. Canadians J. P. Weber, 477; J. Stilling, 681; C. Althoff, 336; H. Miller, 380; H. M. Weber, 512. Total--2160. C. Weingart, 489; G. Frisby, 418; J. Glosson, 445; J. Sompel, 420; H. Shaeffer, 455. Total--2128. B. Fstsby, 468; L. Huck, 306; R. Justen, 430; E. Tonyan, 476; B. Con* way, 532. Total--2211. J. Pitzen, 372; P. Shaeffer, 419; J. Weber, 477; V. Freund, 436; P. i'reund, Jr., 468. Total--2172. Match Games Elgin Bartenders -- Collins. 686; Hedblade, 611; Young, 540; Biaser, 21; Gostele, 546. Total--2653. Schaefer's Recreation--Adams, 619; ch&effer ,564; Berny, 427; Hanson, ; Koob, 516. Total--2688. Tough's Tavern -- J. G. Wagner, 512; M. Budler, 451; J. J. Wagner, 427; W. Wirtz, 418; J. Lenzen, 430. 1 Total--2238. McHenry Beer -- Frisby, 500; Sutton, 489; E. Conway, 461; H. Britz, rwo games), 329; Krause, 480; schaefer, (one game), 158. Total -- 191. Tough's Tavern --> J. G. Wagner, >8; M. Budler, 497; J. J. Wagner, 405; W. Wirtz, 479; J. Lenzen, 628. Total--2377. McHenry Beer -- iFVisby, 537; H. Britz, 562; Schaefer, 500; Krause, 449; L. Conway, 517. Total--2565. Pawnshop Boogy Boogy--As soon as cold Weather comes I have to stop playifjf billiards. Woogy--Why? • Boogy--Every time three balls gat together they remind me of my overcoat, V -- Wrong Village Tourist--What a quaint little village! Truly one-half the world is ignorant of how the other half lives.' Native--Not in this village Mister; not in this village. "•i'41 • "i Built on entirely iww principle* Conlon Electric Ironer . .with "Hand-Ironing" «cf,on Even in Death Bjdnes--My dear, I have left instructions in my will that I am to be cremated. . -s Mrs. Bjones-r-Just like you to go aod leave ashes all over the place. ASKED A GOOD DE V t! 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