rV» Sjr**V>- $ », 1 £ <>"* * M % • JIMf'S"©' •••;•• " - ' **•"• Thursday, July 23, 1942 v** r f* 4 1 > ^ s r*t-Zp,v * ' -- r' V \ " ^u \ THE Mc -' SS5E*"- POOR FELLOW Owrj Washington ' ~B/-- ^ !fctfot»r Editorial Xsfroefa' WILSON Kathleen Norris Says: Successful Guest Must Be Amusing, Useful -- ' • * The Migrating Hordes Washington, July 22-Well-laid Yfsterday, perhaps, you were plans, for a hmg Congressional vaea- W 1 orkn}g m your garden laying your tion have Seen scuttled by inflation. ?lans forJour spr,nS gf^ening, rak- Rising prices and the appareM in.- £g up °ld K vmes staUL3' burn"Jg kility u.^n.ro! i„ n.iw g" ffSilSWsfri'i' costs have forced the Administration to advocate measures which, for social and political reasons, were hitherto considered unnecessary. Three days of debate temporarily freed the House of -the six billion tax bill. Pressure for action on other vital measures prevented, -scampering to their homedistricts for electioneering' purposes whiie the Senate Finance Committee took over the task of revamping the revenue bill. Domestic affairs continue to outrank distant wars in wKich our armed fore as are engaged. . Reluctantly the policy-ftamers and the lawmakers are buckling down, to plans calculated to prevent economic disaster in wartime. , Tlife political snipinp between Price Administrator Henderson and the Congressfoihrl brethren has not helped the public's understanding • of the fundamental questions involved in price control. Conflicting statements from official quarters as to the need for gasoline and tire rationing did not inspire confidence. As a result of the bickering, folks have lost sight of the creeping dangers,, in ^fchqir everyday lives through inJHTtjtfnV* for the spring season that follows so swiftly upon the heels of winter. The day was so still you could hear the drumming of a woodpecker in a distant woodlot or the mellow sound of the schoolbell, a mile away, calling the children in from recess. The su$> was warm on your back. Still, it Was a lovely day and you looked with delight upon the somewhat , draggled-looking robin whieh tagged you around the garden, picking up dropped seeds; your eyes rejoiced in the flashing color of the bluebird, darting from fericepost to feocepost; once a chimney swift flashed, in speedy flight, across your fii4d of vision. These were some of your summer birds. They were coming back after the long winter months, You missed them then and wondered where arid how they had gone/ WHERE AND HOW--WHY AND WHEN DO THE BIRDS GO? ' Of such value to all gardeners, orchardists and farmers are the services of the birds that all may, well be concerned with their migrations. ! LONG-DISTANCE MIGRATIONS t While it is generally known that. Experts, who have kept a weather- ! many--perhaps the majority-^of the eye on the* insidious developments fcave notified the higher officials that more anti- inflationary controls are needed. Fbifemost in the recommendations is a call for stabilisation of wages, a proposal objectionable to the powerful trade unioSp-blocs. The ger» eral price regulation which became effective in mid-May covered about 70 per the retail prices entering into the cost of living. The war programhas fattened |>ocketbooks to such an extent that government agencies are concerned as to the outcome of too ifiuch • nfoney and not enough goods for Civilian use. These increases .in consumer income in a period when supplies oi !?oods available for sale to consumers will be diminishing. With "fewer goods to buy, the bidding for supplies usually forces prices ou. ef bounds. The admission by the O. P.A. that the prioe situation is hazardous indicates that Congress must assume some responsibility. Forced contributions to the state through higher income taxes is one device to curb reckless spending, but other controls will soon be trotted out. t Though the pending revenue < bill bits the individual citizen hard by means of high income tax rates, it is actually a drop in the bucket necessary for war expenses. The War Production Board estimates the total war financial program appropriations are approximately 223 billions. Speaking only in "billions" this Federal agency reported appropriations arid contract authorizations as of July 15 amounted to 212 billions. Of the 34 billions expenditures by the Federal Government* for mlitary purposes during the first two years of the war effort ended June 30, ,lifteen billons was paid out for the'* Army, ten billions for the Navy, four billions for Lend-Lease and four billions for other war agencies. Harvestng of crops and the current cultivation. of fields makes farmers conscious of the war's effects. Farm wage rates orj July 1 were the highest in 22 years. Farmers were paying hired help more than double the 1910- birds which frequent our farms and woodlands in the North during the summer months, merely travel southward in the autumn far enough to find their accustomed foods, yet, some birds, are known to "make incredibly long migratory flights. Some of our common summer residents spend their winters in localities well south of the equator-per- .on pfFfntinia" PamPas. or! ess are supposed to see that even in Patagonia. The arctic tern ; , , is said to be the champion "globe j tneynave it. trotter." -A government bulletin says of this remarkable bird: Bell Syndicate--WNU Feature*. A recruit reported sick and complained to the medical officer that he couldn't eat. The M. D. first inspected his teeth and tongue, then his throat and'tonsils. Finding nothing wrong, he prodded the lad in the stomach and back and asked him if he had any pain at all. "No, sir," said the recruit. "Well,_ I can't find "anything Wrong," replied the M Q._ "How do you feel yourself?" *' _v "Oh, fine, sir.," ; "Well, why on earth can't • you eat?" /- "I've tost my knife and fork." HAPPY THOUGHT When Bob and Belinda come to a parly they pick out the lean amusing of the quests and work on them. Belinda's joyous laughter is echoed by the host's dull partner. Bob's nonsense impresses even the host's grim mother. B y K A T E N N O R R I S ~OST persons go to a party to have a good time; The host and host- "Its namfe. 'arctic,' is well earned, as its breeding range is circumpolar and it nests as^ far north, as" it can find a suitable place. The first nest to be found in this region was only 7Vi degrees from the North pole-and it contained a downy chick surrounded by a wall of newly fallen snow that had been scooped out by the parent. In North America it breeds .south in the interior to Great Slave laKe, and on the Atlantic coast tp Massachusetts. After the young are grown, the arctic terns disappear from their North American breeding grounds, and a few months later they may be found in the Antarctic region, 11,000 miles away" NIGHT TRAVEL OF BIRDS Although most birds appear to be rather helpless in the dark, going to roost at dusk and arousing only when early daylight calls, nevertheless thousands and thousands of them migrate in night flights. All lovers of field and woodland have noted that on some given day- in early spring it may be that , not a bird wiH be visible, yet on the following morning flocks of them will appear everywhere, proof that they have come back in the night. HEIGHT AXW SPEED OF MIGRATORY FLIGHT It was assumed at one time that birds flew at great altitudes, but, since man's conquest of the air, it has been realized that flight is-increasingly difficult as air becomes rarefied with altitude, partly because of the reduction nf oxygen sup- 14 average The index was 42 | piy and partly because of a lack of c points acove the July 1, 1941 farm wage level. The increase from April to July this year was five times the asual seasonal rise. Govern men t\^e- , ports point out the great expansion •f industrial activity in recent months and the needs of the armed services for additonal men have drawn heavily upon the resevoir of rural manpower. With so many able-bodied men leaving the farm much of the farm work has to be done by women, young'people, and older1 men. A good deal ol eftort has been made to recruit farm hflp from among people not ordinarily a part of the fa/m labor force. Boys of high school age from town* and cities are spending this su-mmer on the farm, and women and children have been enlisted to harvest fruit and vegetable crops and. to do •ther farm work. The manpower shortage is expected to complicate transportation of essential crops and processed food products to markets. Railroads find it difficult to provide equipment owing to heavy movements of war goods to seaports. For the first time ih many years, f;he railroads are more concerned with trying to find employees than workers'are concerned in trying to find jobs. It is recognized that lack of adequate manpower can create as serious.* a bottleneck for war activities as lack of steel or aluminum. The railroad labor; scarcity, is so acute that the U. S. Division of Transport Personnel asked th?"carriers to overhaul recruiting practices, .tap new sources of employees, up-gTading^ and plan for more effective training programs. Rationing of passenger traffic'. fr In 'tile bookfc Cotton Planting Daily Cotton is being planted and picked somewhere, in the world every day m i t h e y e a r \ " CoriAjIt buoyancy in the rarefied air^Therefore, although some of the birds with excessive wing spread, such as cranes and storks, have been seen ((with binoculars) flying at 20,000 feet above sea level, the fact remains that migration in general is effected below 3,000 feet. The speed of flight varies greatly: Flycatchers loiter along at 10 to 17 miles per hour; the fast-flying mourning dove rarely exceeds 35 miles; herons and hawks, timed with an automobile speedometer, have been found to fly at 22 to 28 smiles; aviators claim that at 65 miles an hour' they can overtake the fastest ducksi The greatest bird speeds reliably recorded* are of the swifts and the duck hawk--from 100 to 180 miles per hour. NEED FOR PROTECTION DURING MIGRATION The hazards of, migration are many, and have been greatly increased by changes brought about by man's occupation of one-time feeding and resting grounds. There is need for bird refuges, and for a .general legal protection of the migrating hordes, For further ioformttioa. Mot tea cents rs Superintendent Documents. Washington D. C., asking lot Circular Ho. JSi, "Th« Mi gmtiOB oi North A mencBird* * • -./•%' • .' •* •: • THE GRAND FIR : This conifer is well named, since it; grows usually from 150 to 2.QQ feet high, and frequently to a -height of 250 to 27*5 feet. It is usually called "white fir" because its smootTi bark is splashed with grayish- white blotches. - >;• V'. FEED FOR GOSLINGS Goslings need no feed until they" are 36 to 48 hours old. They shou'd then be fed stale bread soaked in milk or wat§r; or, they may be given a mash made of four parts corn meal and 1 part middlings. Iron Ag« '• , About 93 per cent of the world production of metals is iron and To tea, dinner, cocktails, dances the guests? crowd eagerly. Somebody else is taking the responsib ility;all they need do is have fun. The host and hostess, divide their guests into two "classes. The large class that takes; the very small class that gives. To which do you belong? Among my friends are a couple wtfio are not in any way distinguished by position, achievements, looks or wealth. They are in the late thirties now, Bob and Belinda; tor 15 years the^ have been eagerly sought as guests, and for the remainder of their lives they need never worry about invitations to anything that is going oi» in their large and hospitable group. They are asked everywhere. People are always begging them to come down to Florida; to save two weeks in July for Lake George; tp prpfnise the week-end; to remember Thursday the fifth; to think about the California plan. And the reason is, in the Slang of the day, that they GIVE. ^ - Share Hostess' Troumesi When Bob and Belinda come to a party they quite inconspicuously keep an eye on their hostess, ahd they share her troubles. They pick out the least amusing of the guests and work on them. Belinda's gale of joyous laughter ris echoed by the host's hopelessly dull, heavy, silent partner: Bob's nonsense makt*«- an impression even upon the host's grim mother.. A gap- in the tablet conversation is broken_by Belinda's voice: "Have We ever "done this game?" A flaw in the service is-filled by Bob with a tray of canapes, going &bout in as businesslike a manner as though he were'one of the caterer's men. If the telephone . rings Belinda may quite casually answer it; if coats slide off the chair in the foyer Bob restores them to place. Bob and Belinda never drop In on young married friends at about five in the afternoon and remain until ten minutes of eight, when the bridegroom is savage with hunger and the bride frantic because it is now no longer practicable to have the artichokes and roast pork for dinner. If they do come in for a late afternoon cup of tea and a chat they always relieve the anxious minds of the newlyweds by a definite statement: "We're going at six; we have an iron-bound date,'? ' _ / Keep Their Wocd. Ncf, they don't begin at this point that detestable vacillation that breaks the hearts of the householders. "We could stay, I suppose. Bob? We couid telephone Alice." , Bob and Belinda say when they are going, and they go. And often they drag with them some other friehd_<dr friends who are upsetting all Jean's dinner plans and drinking up Joie's gin. i'ifCome' along, Helen," they sav hardily, "Jean and Joe didn't asK us to stay the weekend and she has to get dinner started." "• On the other 'hand there' are the Bakers, who are asked nowhere." The Bakers have the advantages of money and position, and they are really concerned not to find themselves popular. But the truth is that Muriel and Guy are difficult and the hostess feels like a ' 4 GOOD GVEST _ Do you ivant to be popular? Do you ivant to be included in everything your (broud does?-- Then be a good guest. Three are those--like the Bob and Re&ntta of this story--who gitfe more than they get. :4nd thwe are others u ho let the host mnd hostess shoulder all the responsibility for their entertainment. They are never asked anywhere, and they wonder why, To be a good friend, Kathleen !\orris says, is a fine art. Arui to a good guest takes an eqltal amount of skill ami pottenee, but you will find it well worth the effort. wrungout rag"when they leave. They do nothing for a party but wreck it. Muriel always is the best-dressed woman pr e s e n t; she somehow makes the other women feel com scious of old clothes. She is a nervous, critical, proud woman who kreps everyon? glse ip g Sprjst&it state of fear that Muriel isn't having a gocftl time. Any interruption of a story that Muriel is telling fills her with af sense of deep pity for poor Jean. Jean's dreadful servant, Jean's troublesome. baby, Jean's responsibility for the 5a 13d pressing, the door bell and the telephone cSUse Muriel"to s^y admiringly, "My dear, I don't see how you put up with all this; It's simply dreadful!'" Annoys Her Hearers. - If any man or woman she doesn't happen To know well, and approve, is sitting neglected for a moment in Jean's parlor, Muriel never makes" the slightest effort at entertainment- She lowers her long eyelashes aitd looks at the floor.- At the table she contributes nothing to the conversation, and when small mishaps occur she looks deeply pained--sorry again for poor Jean! When anyone mentions a play or a book Muriel crushes it."at once; she says it is rather like a much better play or book that only she has seen. If she can possibjy correct anyone's pronunciation) stt?e does it by immediately using the mispronounced word; if she can annoy her hearers by employing French or Italian phrases she neverNspares them. Her husband has ore topic, sport. The shooting of deer, dovosv'rabbits, the catching of trout and steelhead arid marlin are Guy's sple interest; it ngver occurs to him that other men have better things to do. After several cocktails Guy becomes noisy and tactless and he and Muriel quarrel. This is the simple truth of it. though it sometimes takes their friends months or even years to dis-" cover that neither Guy; hor Muriel really adds anything to the general pleasure of any group. •rff young couples just starting oat in „ life could study their list* of friends carefully, and weed out those who are only trouble-makers, only destined to become more and more of a.burden, much later discomfort would be spared all 'round'. L Unfortunately, when a man arid woman fifst are married, each one brings to the partnership, a legacy of dear old friends. No one element in marriage' is more dangerous than these 'same Jolly" persons? who refuse to recognize the fact that anything is changeCtncf^WSriT to :go right on with the irresponsible old round of restaurants, night*, clubs, dances; baH---garr.es .and c">l-. lege ^Ossip. One of the newlyweda likes, this sort of thing/ but to th'e other it is apt to be gall and wormwood ' • . "What do you do when your wife ^.isks, you to mind the • baby . -•S-f'jMind- fhy .wife"." • -/..'j,'; ..." Absent Minded A .'ticket inspector en. ierM;a train., '^e examined several tickets, ahd told all of the holders that they were in the wrong train. They must,; he said, change at once. . As - his progress along the carriage continued, he found still more passengers who had fnade a mistake about the train. Then one of them had, a bright idea and asked the ticket - inspector whether he was not in the wrong :#ain., ; He was. • " . - No Spinach? 1 Ah enthusiastic gardeher':": r Was proud'. of his crop of monster red currants. Several of his friends, after admiring> the . fruit,;, advised him to send an exhibit to the local horticultural .show. He. took their advice. On judging being. completed' and the awards announced, the entrant was disappointed to learn that his .currants had won only third prize. - H^ .discovered- afterward .that--a mistake had been made. -They {tad been placed in the tomato class. THAT'S AN IDEA ; _ A friend met a cheerful Irishman who had plainly suffered hard knock^. "Well, Pat, how are you getting on now?"" he inquired. " " "Oh, Oi'm still hard up, but Qi've a fine job in Honolulu, and fare paid. Oi sail tomorrow." "Sure, man, you'll* never be alfle to work there. The temperature is 10Q_in the shade." Pat had cheerfully endured too much to be discouraged. "Well," he replied,- hopefully, "Oi'ir not be workin' In th' shade all th' toime." WRONG PARTY Button, Button There had been a burglary,"and a detective had been sent to investi- "H'm," he murmured, after he hajJ been around the house and asked a few questions. -"Looks to me like an inside job. The burglar (evidently knew just where tp find everything." . The householder shook his head: "Couldn't -be/'^he replied. "Nobody in this house knows where to look for ^nvthjpg " Ciimmings and Wyman, Chicago, l|tl < and Venuwn J. Knox, ( ry»Ul Lake, fflt Attorneys STATK OF ILLINOIS. „ COUNTY OF McHfiNRY, SS. ^ " IN THE-CIRCUIT COUiRT Of HENRY COUNTY. • V BELL SAVINGS AND 'vi loan AsS£)tiati~ a Corporation, ."^:;>:':l||4ntar' • • • vs. • • • YERNON L. BERRY, .: -Patricia kub, •; SHIRLEY KUB.. and > • . 'UNKNOW N OWN- " :-'•» • •.ERS, Defendants. .- .. Geo. No. 29593. , : ; COMPLAINT IN CHANCERY J V • PUBLIC NOTICE is hereby (jriveh that in pursuance .of a Decree maiiB ' and entered by the Circuit Court of McHenry County. Illinois, on the 17th , , day of July A. .D. 1942.- I, Vincent 8. "She"has a speed of one iiu^dred ^um'^y' as^r in "Chancery of tint words a minute.". rCircuit Court, will- ..Wednesday, . /'Who? j^Tour stenogt-aphe^?";.. daf of 1942, at die. f Wy .Wife/'f ' j ten o'clock in - the forenoon * - j of said day, at the East front door of" Spccial Delirery |th e Court 'Hou'si'.in the'-eity of Elvina received a telegram frorh }^tock, JEcH^nrS . County; Illinois, and - her bfother, who was 'aecompany- .jfor sale and sell at pttSlic "ihg her husband on a big-game ex- jto the highest arid best btdder, Ae :• peditiort ih Africa. The telegramJfoliowing described real estate, or S6' read: "Bob killed lion .hunting i roucfe thereof as may be necessary to --Fred." •••-. ."? • • Elvina, overcome with grief, wired back: "Send him,.home.-- Elvina." - . Three weeks later a large packing case arrived from Africa. Inside was a 5 lion. Elvina sent" a telegram: "Libri received. Must be mistake. • Send Bob.--Elvina." Back from Africa came th ply: "No mistake. Bob in lion.-- Fred." « : ' . . r Waste of Time Bernard Was generally in trouble. Finding that words had but: little effect upon his child, the father resorted to sterner measures. A neighbor, Vatching him c.haslise-- the boy*., .noticed with admira->- tion that Bof-^ard gave no outward indication of ^>ain. "Don't you ever cry when you«re beaten. Bernard?" he asked. "What's the use?" retorted the small boy. "The old man's deaf!" Help! "Mummy!" cajled the small son of the house as he came in from the front garden. "A man wants to ace you." "Ask who he is," his mother replied from inside the house. ' A few seconds later the little boy dashed inside, his. eyes wide open with fright. "Mummy," he whispered in tones of awe, "he looks like a mart, but he satisfy said decree in full, to-wit:- Lot Number four (4) of Huck's ' Riverside Subdivision aoeording- to - Ifee plat thereof, recorded in the Recorder's Office in" McHenry County, Illinois, in Book 4 of Plats, on page 116 and being a subdivison of a part of Lot Number 32 of Emerald Park, accord- * R to the plat thereof recorded ' in said Recorder's Office in Book * *" 1 of Plats, on page 46; said subdivision being, located in. and be-, ^ " ing a part of the East fnu*ioa..O.L~T • the North West quarter on the East side ot Fox River, of Section one (1), Township fortyfflur' (44) Northi. Range Eigh4i. , • (8). East of the Third FYtnc 1 pa --Mendian',. -Iri .ihr; Township o^JSS NurCda,. McHenry County^ Illinois, improved with a frame residence cafed -pn -the East , side of the Pa* River, „186 feet North of Hickory Street* r Terqts of Sale ~ Cash in hand on day of sale, at which time a certificate of purchaae , will be issued to the purchaser or purchasers at said sale- Dated this 21st day of July * 1942. VINCENT S. LUMLEY, Master in Chancery. (Pub. July 2t> - 30 - August 61 The Difference "By Jove," said a stranger at i ^ ilisanitary specter." dance, "what a, long and lanky girl -- ^ that is over there!" • "Hush!" his host whispered. "She used to be long and lanky--but nowadays she's tall and stately. She's just inherited $100^0 What's in a Name? Mr. Jonc.s -What arc we to .have for dinner? : . Mrs. Jones--Sponge cake, dear. I sponged the eggs from 'Mrs, Holmes, the flour from Mrs. Brown,-and the milk from Mrs. Smith. WHAT'S COOKIN j Better Idea, ^ "Robins gets a gigantic salary from that mining corpor.ttMn." "Able to locate gold rrvnes. i^j "Not much.-' Able to locate stockpurchasers." ' ,' : Musical . " Violinist--I say, what key are ytiu playing in? Pianist--Skeleton key. "Skeleton key? mean?"' . '•'. ' "it- fits anything." DIFFERENCE "1 sau H •: „ ,;ng ini, ropodist's this morning." "There must be something Serious on foot." . In the Middle "•Those sausages you sent me were meat'at one end and- bread at the other*." , "Yes, m^'am. In these hard times it's diffipuit to make both ends meat."" V .. ;*i • Haw True!: Mrs. Brown--Mr. Jones never takes his wife up in his airplane^ v Mr. BroWn--I gues3 he doesn't care to have t wo - unrinanageable things On his hancBi at one titpe. . Slight" Exaggaratlai. -- • _ Customer--Why, the sleeves Off this coat are a mile too long. Taiiot --!lowr riiuch shall I take off, sir?'- Customer--O, about half an in6h; "I hear your boy is going to <draw> ing, school." " You call call it that j, hf's attending a dental college." • Too True 'i; "Mother says the girl^-Llilji/liif^r.. the men these days." "I. suppose the one with the swellsst. motor car stands tbe^ "best chance?" Ha! Ha! "Don't make so much noise, Fred; it isn't as funny as all that," said his wife at the pictures. "I know; I'm only•'.t^ln|!;16r"igei' r&y ijioney's worth." ••••_"• . • Wise "Why don't you go to your, doctor for advice?" . "What's the use? He always tells me to do a lot of things he knows ! won't do." '- - Homicidal Complex' > »>Friend--Why, you're writing doefry;" Doctor. .-,v • Doctor--Yes; to kill time. Friend--Haven't you any, iftore pak tients left? . . Satisfactory FertiHxer Saltpeter is a r.ior# satisfactory fertilizer than lime nitrogen in raissteel, the remainder being divided ing sugar beets and wmtef rye, acamang -ttte , various Bonferrous ; cording to Swedish experiments remetals. ; ported in Industrial and Engineering . .K:~ .,±- ' N •. Kissing Is Abb«»rent Kissing is considered abhorrent in Japan. No Japanese yputh or gir^ has anything to say about who he or she will marry,, their parents de* ci/iirftf that. Our fighting men are doing their share. f flere at home the least we can do is pot 10% of our income in War Bonds for our shatf In America. Bad Bat The little vampire bat has a bad name all the way from Mexico to Brazil. For its size, it probably rates as the meanest "critter" in the Animal Kingdom She , Right Angle He--Don't you know her? lives in your square. - - - She--Possibly so, but she doesn't go .in my circle. / Flowers In Raadr < Many people remove flowers from their bedrooms at night because they, think that flowers use up all the oxygen. Thei« is no truth to this, at all, say scientists. Jade for Colic At one time, jade was supposed^ib have medicinal, values and gets Us name from the Spanish "jada," meaning ".CQlic stone." *l Take That •; OldJ Gentleman--Here'«Va jp^Jtyi my . man. How did you become so poor? '" Tramp--I was like1 you. Sir,°giv» hg away huge sums to the needjif. * (desiro^MS • of ' raistng who" will giye $10 Spe,al»r , money)--All stand up. (Aside to Musician) --Play "The Star Spangled Banner"! , Disappointing " • May--Don'^you think Charlie'has a fine mustache? June--Yes, and, he got* awfully mad the other eyening when I called :t.-.down. • • Good Idea Private--1 say, isergeant, this meat's as tough as leather, and the knife's blunt. , Sergeant--Then why don't you strop the knife on the meat, m'lad? You Don't Say Judge--Gentlemen of the jury: have you come to a decision? Foreman--We have. The jury.are all of the same trtind--temporarily insane. . * ^pent Everything "And-so at the seashpre "The summer you spentf "Not -only the summer, !tfy:,very last cent." . : COI110 first! W Quick comm unication is vital to military operations and war industries. Traffic jams on many telephone lines are serislowing servicer Please don't make My Distance calls unless they're really urgent. If you must call, (fry to do it in the less crowded hours: from noon to -2 P. ftl,---front, 5 to 7 P.. M. after 9 at night* -> And please bt m britf Its you can.- rT::#&r ~ Very Old Vineyard The Mother vineyard, said to have been growing on Roanoke island, N. C., at the time of the first English settlement in 1584, is still producing. Fewer Eetafl Shops A red.uc'ion 'in the number of re^t j tail shops in the Irish Free State Is predicted by a commission now investigating licenses. There are 44,- i 000 shops in the Free State, or one : to every 70 inhabitants. In Denmark j this ratio is 90. in England 97, and j in .Switzerland 176. ^ r . PenUsylranla, ITVt < Lancaster was the capital of Peaa* sylvania from i79^ to 1812. ILLINOIS BEU LEPHONE COMPANY § U f U. 4. WAM BOH ft S 4 N 0 ) T 4 M M M