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SO I' 'r h*' *5 by EARL R. WALSH On "8. a C," who Wss't ton heard from in this space for some time, spent a couple of meki vacation in McHenry- and joined us in a trip to Wrigley Field. We saw seme' "Good "field - No Mt" boys playing for the Cafes. Bat, the park was beautiful and the hot dogs delicious. Since our leanings are toward the White Sox, it behooves us to dose our yap on further discussion. To put it mildly, our Sox are having an off year! Our "S. B. C." is a Cub fan all the; way, but likes to imagine that she is watching "Gabby" Hartnett, Charlie Grimm, "Hack" Wilson, Bill Jurgess and all that old crowd on the field. m UHD1«AT*D; B1AT BAunraroy 9 TO s The Johnsburg Tigers keep rolling along.. The undefeated league leaders whacked 15 hits before the home crowd last Sunday to beat Bar* i. want the distance for being scored on in only the. third inning when Garrington scored three runs to bring around a tie that tightened up the ball until the last two innings. Pitcher Klapperich wai also in a hitting mood, getting three safe blows in four trips. I' There wasn't an abundance of long i distance hitting, but "Si" Meyers j laid the wood on for a home run. ; Lloyd FVeund again justified his sition as clean-up hitter with three its, including a double. j Add two double plays to the pic-' ture and both the offensive and de-; fensive class of the champs, ia writtea • into another victory. j. KOI it jlohnsburg Howie Freund, $b G. Jackson, e ........ B. Miller, cf ........ L. Freund, ss ........ A. Jackson, 3b...... j S. Meyers, rf ........ W. Smith, lb Pitzen, If Klapperich, p Totals saveiey, rr Dietrich, p i... Totals Sister, We can assure you that this crowd isn't even a Aasoaable facsimile of what, you once eaw a£- Wrigley' Field. A fellow named J. Walker Hunter Wiltard^cf once wrote a few lines which he j Gaul'ke 8b thought expressed the sentiment of Jermsoit. sfc our "S. B. C-," sometimes known as ,p OauBte c "Ln of South Bend," in the large English; 2b "" metropolitan sport sheets: j Kocher^ lb ..! 6n*niihn there"are to play, D«£^chter/'rf Baseball is'toy choice; Savelev rf -- I like to fan t&e good old game nu*,.; Jk « ' "1 And root with lusty voice. I like to watch 'em slam the pill, And 'round the diamond race, I like tosee *em hit the dust* And slide lnto a hase. - I like to see *em slug the balC-' And drive it o'er the fence* . And with the people rise and rtfoer-- Such moments are intense. Another score , is counted up, The batter earns his fame, It's two and one, the last man out, The home-team wins the game. I cannot go to every sjame That's played throughout the seaeon-- • I have to work to hold my job-- Which is the only reason. I'd like to be there every time And never miss a thing, Because of all the sports there are, With me, baseball is king. A3 6 4 •: - *. • • 4 fr "• 4 •"* • 4 , 4 '.. : AB 4 i 4 i i r 2 : ft 2 o, l » % :X;" H 1 1 2 2 1 2 0 3 t 15 i K' I 0 9 0 0 0- H 1 0 I e t JEST JESTIN' Indian Logic A rOURIST noticed a lazy Indian -hief lolling at the door of his wigwam. "Chief," remonstrated the tourist, "why don't you get a job in a factory?" "Why?" grunted the chief. "Well, you could earn a lot of money. Maybe 30 or 40 dollars a week." "Why?" insisted the chief. "Oh, if you worked hard and saved your money, you'd soon have a bank account. Wouldn't you like that?" "Why?" again asked the chief. '"For heaven's sake!" shouted the exasperated tourist. "With a big bank account you could retire, and then you wouldn't have to work any more . . ." . "Not working now," pointed out the chief. WW* 8PUK AUG. It AT ILLINOIS FAIR " SWITZER BOYS KEEP McHENRY ON THE MAP IN OUTBOARD CIRCLES Governor Earl Warren of Cali- Milwaukee, Wisconsin was the forma, Republican nominee for vice- r T i o? ra.c\n^ ®ttraction Sunpresident, will be the principal July ?4' ^ri.th outboard racing speaker on Republican Day-Gover- nverf, ant* their boats from all nor's Day at the Illinois State Fair the «>unt|7> This event was Thursday. August 19. billed as the championship meet of w.T~>n -11 .... the country. State champions were Governor Warren will come to Illi- present from many states. I>wi^itnHnarrir«ltft,°n o Switxer drove his Switzer Iw. K8 *X" Craft "Lightning" in the first heat pected that he will be greeted by one and took second place. There were H f?" about 50 entries who had tSir eyes history. Governor Green said that on the Kiehaefer trophy which is arrangements are fating made to ac- reputed to be the finest trophy in commodate a crowd of over 200,000 the outboard class in the country. , people at the giant 1 ally. The water on Lake Michigan was so j The program at the fairgrounds tcogh that one boat turned over and Will be staged under the sponsorship another had the motor crack off from of the Republican state central com- its foundation. Only four boats made j mittee. the finish line. The state champion' j "Governor Warren's visit will be 'rom Michigan took first place. There la significant event in the Republican were thousands of people who turned !campaign, both nationally and ln out see these races and it was nice; j Illinois, "Governor Green said. "Illi- to hear the name of a McHenry bdy • nois Republicans are pleased and announced over the loud speaker honored that "he has chosen to mak» system as coming in second against his first midwest campaign appear. such tough odds. ance at our State Fair." . Bob Switser drove the same boat In addition to speaking at the the week before at Calumet Lake Governor's Day rally, Governor War- Illinois championship meet for amaren wiH remain overnight in Spring- teur drivers and came in first in field aa the guest of Governor Green hoth events in which he was entered, at the executive mansion, and will be His main event trophy is a gold iilORS BOXING AND WRESTLING AT ROUNI* LAKE FRIDAY NIGHT Promoter Fred Kohler pleased by the success of his initial all star amateur boxing and wrestling card ; last Friday in the Lake County : Stadium in Round Lake Park, will j stage another show of the same jtype next Friday in the same arena. ' Matchmaker Orr is high on several young fistic stars who will be featured regularly in Round Lake Park show. Among them is John Chcouske, the 175 pound former Captain of the Grant Community High school, who lived in Round Lake Park while attending high school and who is now driving a truck at -the Veteran's hospital. He lives in Waukegan. Chcouske made a name for himself in boxing in England where he' was the Company's light heavyweight Champion during wj»r dayv Willy Grogan, of Round Lake Beach and Wally Hamberger of Lake, as will Chcouske eontlnae %#> jface worthy foes. | The welteweights will be |sented by Danny Boyle from who now lives in Wfcukegan Frank Humphry a 128 pounder fi Highland Park. The amateur wrestlers will their inning each week in the County Stadium. Such stars as Shapiro, Illinois Un., 180 p and Olympic runner-up and Bonder, Robert Davis, Angelo and Carl Engstrom will be ma against worthy foes in their clashes. tog Cemeteries ^ri There are about 60 dog cemeterlea tn tile United States, scattered throughout the country. Many as* beautifully landscaped and well care of. Toni Permanent Wave Kits, S1.29 and $2.00. Wattles Drag Store. 8&-tf On that day Illinois newspapermen hoy8 Bre trying hard to carry the and their wives will be .the guests name of McHenry to a bit of boat ! o f G o v e r n o r G r e e n . • - • . , ^ - t J n l d n g f k m e . ' : ; - r • m MY8TEE* V 0 3 82 Scorc by Imius: Barrington 003 000 000--% Johnsburg 120 010 28--7 9. Stolen bases: G. Jackson. Two-base hits: L. Freund, G. Jackson. Home runs: S. Meyers. Double plays:. L. Freund to Howl* Freund to W. Smith; Howie Freund to W. Smith. j Struck out by Dietrich, 2; Klapperich I Excessive heat kills hundreds of persons every summer. Both worker and vacationer are its victims. Safety experts of the Accident Prevention Department, Associstion of Casualty ana Surety Companies, remind all to Siard against over-erertion these lmy days, take frequent rest periods, wear a hat while working in the NOTICE *, TheMcHenry Recreation (formerly Schaeffer's Recreation) is now open for summer bowling. Bowling alleys puraila^le every craning:--r~~-->-3 GIRLS FINED Lou Axford, 27, of Rockford, and June Harvey, 23, of Woodstock were each fined |5 and $17.50 costs before Police Magistrate Robert Lee in Woodstock Thursday on charges of ^iscrderly conduct. The arrests were made by Officer Carl McBroom on complaint of the owner of a Woodstock tavern, who claimed the girls were creating a disturbance and useing foul language in his place of business. Complete line of Lee's poultry remedies at Wattles Drug Store, McHenry. -+'.. t-tf fy j Sports Calendar As uaoal til* "Annual Hookey Day" at the McHenry Country Clid> was well-attended last Thursday. To say that the boys had fun is to put the estimate on the conservative side. Rain fell late in the afternoon, but it's still an 10 wind that blows no good. The fairways ware badly in need of soaking. Besides, A1 Purvey got a night off from sprinkling. Charlie Lasch, one of the woodsmen, got all wet on the outside instead of off the inside. 1 Oh--there were plenty of amusing incidents aside from some serious golf. For instance,' George Klienhans trying to get away with clubs that didn't belong to him. j Then there was Fred Heida trying to shoot on the 14th tee amid showers of tin cans, ice, hotdogs and the noise of about 50 well-wishers. I All we know is what we hear, but .'tis said that Harry Ecklund had one heck of a time trying to keep the ' foafa off his mustache. Should get one of those old fashioned mustache cups. I One of the best performances re- J Sorted was the sight of Trolly Pilot immerman giving Bernie Bollman a ride in his "Autoette-Cruise-About." Bernie jumped oat while gaiag at full speed. | Another report came ia that "Pa", Tnennes, the official photographer, < was taking moving pictures of th!ng% standing still. Tom Bolger, dub president^ wore a necktie. Jim Perkins and "Uncle Ed" Smith turned in their best scores at the dining table. Housemother: 1 know the girls don't drink when they go out, because they're ao thirsty in the morning. -- BASEBALL -- Saaday, Aagast lat Hebron vs. Shamrocks at McHenry Johnsburg Tigers at Dundee. M likis Orifiaally KMWR by ladlii tiimM Today the names "Lac de St Louis," "Lac du Chat," "Karefnondi," "Lac de Puans" and "Lac Tracy" sound very Strang*. But in the early days when names varied with mapmakers, they were just a few of those given to the five Great Lakes, according to the Lake Carriers' aasociation. When Champlain discovered Lake Ontario in 1615 he named it "Lac de St. Louis." This title remained as late aa 1656, until a map made by Crexius labeled it "Lacua Ontario." In the language of the Iroquois, "Ontara" meant lake, and "Ontario" beautiful lake. Naturally, the name stuck. Both the Erie Indians and the panther or wildcat inhabited the shores of Lake Erie, thus "Lac du Chat" honored the wildcat and the Indians --the early French writera taking "Erie" to mean'cat. Because of Lake Erie's proximity to Ontario, it would seem to be next in line tor discovery. Its shores, however, were ao Aarcefcr guarded by the Iroquois that the French did not gain access until 1868, making Lake Erie the last of the five to be explored. Before the French arrived the Eriea had become involved in war with their related tribe, the Iroquois, and wer* annihilated. Upon being offered some roast chicken, Sam accepted a drumstick. "Now, Sam, would you like some of this nice stuffing?" asked his mother. "No, thank you,*" Ke replied. And after a thoughtful moment added, "And I don't see why the chickens eat it either." WOftLD WISE A old farmer was talking to his hired hand. "I don't hold with all this newfangled stuff they're teaching the kids in school nowadays," he said. "My kid came home the other day and said they taught hfen that the world was round." "But the world is round," said the hired man." "See there!" said the old farmer. "They've even got you believing it." PALACE RECREATION 119 S. Green Street ' Cool and Comfortable Open Bowling Every Afternoon and Evening fOfc RESERVATIONS PHONE 949 ' R E S T L I N EVERT FRIDAY NIGHT , V Lake County Stadium Round Lake Road - Hound Lake Park f. " = ^ v" • (y . *1* ; i •) » U CIGAR SHORTAGE I Start ef the Rise* The Kentucky derby was started •fa-HP*- - ---;\lf*r* VegetaWea Small gardens should be worked mostly by hancL so the rows can be closely spaced. Turnips, beets, carrots, radishes, onions, lettuce and mustard can be planted in 12-inch First tramp: "This ia the first cigar I've had in three weeka." Second tramp: "What's been the trouble?" First: '.'Had lumbago and couldn't •bend over." Modest Wish Two matrons were discussing a mutual friend. r - "What's bothering Sally?" aaked: rows. Others should be spaced acv ? looks simply furious.* cording to size and growth habit of i Oh, she s trying to reduce and tv, oarticu1"- plant. Allow space for 1 In mmd something a bit smaller." she just weighed herself on one of growth and for harvesting. * those scales with the new speaking attachment." A matt; frantic to locate a place to live, asked a naturaliat if he 4|mew where he could find a house. , The naturalist replied: "House? Boy, you're getting soft. Why don't you live out in the open air, let old Mother Nature cover you with a blanket of stars, and have the blue firmament above as a roof?" "Frankly," said the man, "1 had "But what happened t" "Well, when sne stepped en the scales the voice- said, "One at a time, please!" ^ Somebody left these beautiful lines on our desk. We'd like to say thank you to that person: MYSELF I have to live with myself, and so I want to be fit for myself to know. I want to be able, as days go by, Alwaya to look myself straight in the eye: I don't want to Stand, with the setting sun, And hate myself for the things I've done. I want to go out with my head erect, I want to deserve all men's respect: For here in the struggle far fame and self I want to be able to like myMf. to seeing it on his piano, where it They Serve A Parpaae , "T*H me," said an old gentleman. doesn't belong any longer. He wants drawing little Johnny out with goodany of the younger playera (some natured teasi ..what arc *IitUe who played during the spring and . v« {fM. anyhow?" have dropped the gatne now) to I y gooa tor, anynow. low I hate to see a-girl like you, who has always been active in some field of endeaver, suddenly find yourself out of a job. Here's my offer. You know McHenry is growing to beat the devil __ these days and it occurs to me that I dont want to look at myself and i the Plaindealer should hsve. a Woodknow stock correspondent. You perhaps register if they care to play. There isn^t much use of holding the tournament if there aren't afc- lae#- *«Jialf dosen players. r Dear "Ma" Renich: Nobody ever tells me anything around this Plaindealer office so,, it came as a complete surprise to learn that you have sold the Sentinel and dropped out of newspaper business. fM That I'm bluster and.bluff and empty t know a few people and your show. I around that territory. I never can hide myself from me;!- We haven't discussed .the plan with I see what others may never see. jour boss. Let's keep him out Of I know what others may never know. this. You can send your items to I never can fool myself, and so, S. I. H. You'll get the same pay Whatever happens I want to be , we do, but don't figure on eating Self-respecting and conscience free. ] regular on that amount. Johnny considered the question thoughtfully, then sagely replied, " Well, we're good to make men out <*." • : A Bit Slim A Jtoreputable-looking character waylaid a member of a swanky club ss he stepped into his car. "Just gimme a penny, mister," he whined, "I'm starving." The member of the club obliged, but could not help remarking: "I'm afraid you won't" be able to buy much food for a penny these days." • "If s not for food," said the tramp. "I ain't had a bite now for aix days, and 1 want to weigh myself!" la War A small remnant ef the aofcoaedly extinct eastern puma has been dls- ^ covered la New BiuuwUik by Bruce All jokes aside, we are going to!Wright, of the Wildlife Management 3 17 ciiSS**c -0UFT|e 'i°& S^so** JV 2 SSS Sic S-OZ. PKOS. KELLOGG'S CMS Flakes . .2 HEALTHFUL CEREAL KcKcgg'i Nf . 2 JSltt* IODY BUILDER Qrapaisals Flakst 2 29* K>STS RAISIN* _ M Iras Flakes. . . . "• MADE FROM RIK TOMATOES It* Hemz CATSUP 2 ^ 4le CHICKEN . VEGETABLE AND ALL FANCY VARIETIES HEINZ SOUPS 6^95e VEGETARIAN--BOSTON OR PORK HBUIEJUB ( « 95' STOKarS FINEST SWANCO ENRICHED CATSUP MARGARINE II4-OZ. BOTTLES CAMPBELL'S MICS POUND Kft HEINZ CHOPPED VAftlETtlS SflUMD VMUCTKt ASPARAftUS--VMCIASLS--MA 2^-OZ. *|. 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AIT In | Howl BM Sot A%m [far M T*«..Pks.- SHORTENING CRISCO Pratk Pack NW P«ckH* Swell" "•ljrl ( AI»9*I SON TImbm 91a . .oim IMS YEAR ABOVE ALL OTHERS -- CAN PEACHES For grtittr .conomyl Carolina Elborta t,U. S. Govornmont Grada No. I, Sfa«« 2 l»dl and Larqor. You'll 90* two bi* pJhwae.helvw from »vry poaclk ^ 3« 25* e»3.85 FULL Caw 19* "Mac" ig interested in resuming miss you. TTie fact that you are: inatltute'a station ln New Brunswick, play for the men's Lion's club tennis one of our boosters has probably kept trophy. The women's trophy sras that man (you know who) from firretired after three years, but the ing us a dozen. times. men's trophy has* bounced around be-1 So long, but not goodbye, "Ma tween Vernon Freund/ Harold Tax- Benich, and dont -keep your pen out man and now '•Mae" has possesaion. of the ink too long. They havent played for it in about As alwsfs, three yeara. **ec" says he ia - The panthers constitute no aerloua i threat to game of the region becauas of their small numbers. Complete line of Lee's poultry remedies at Wattles Drug Store, Mcfleary. S4f MATI0KAL Iff MnanaiiB FRESH PACK CANDY COMMIT BON IMS -> v... 39* FRESH PACK CANDY ^ ^ PIIEAPHiSLICES .... ...29* ENRICHED FOR YOUR PET PUSSYCATFOOI 4U' KEEPS FOODS FRES« ' _ HAXTEX RAX PAPER • • ^- 2-» PAPER NAPKINS ^ UK RBIOIUPKINS ••••I PKGS. HP X ' W - .-A.