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mem or FARMERS new "hot spots" arc be* (fining to smoulder, American farmers were warned this week to step up their light against cattle tuberculosis. Continued testing and retesting it neeessary, the American Foundation of Animal Health reported, even in herds apparently free of disease. Otherwise, the organisation warned, bovine tuberculosis, may again flare out of control and endanger the nation's milk and dairy production, at well as human health. Livestock health authorities express new anxiety for two reasons, the Foundation said. "First, outbreaks of tuberculosis have occurred in cattle herds in many sections of the country. Second, there has been a dangerous decline in the number of cattle tested in the tuberculosis eradication project. Last yew onlyltight million were checked) MRS. MAGDALENA BOHR decline of approximately 40 per A lifelong resident of the McHenry cent in the yearly rate, in the past area, Mrs. Magdalena Bohr, 77, died] ten years." * her home on Broad street on Tues- i "Every farmer should have his day, Aug. 17, after a long illness.! herd tested and be sure it is free of Last rites were conducted from St. | infection." the statement advised. Mary's church, with burial in the "Reactors should be slaughtered, and church cemetery. „ covpriinipnt funds ure available to^ SrCsuch losses. Only by eradi- SELECT DRAFT BOARD .Vacating every infected animal can we The list of names cf five men who nrotect our herds as well' as • the, 1* ill be in charge of the peace-time • J draft in McHenry was released last weekend by Paul G. Armstrong, state director of selective service. They are LeRoy Strache. McHenry, Wm. Cruickshank, Ringwood; John E. White and George E. Sullivan, Woodstock; and William Williams, Huntley. Each of the men received a notification of his appointment and a request to be set to start operating . the local board this week, a few days 1'prior to registration. . ; few words, mostly the young wife, her husband sprang to his feet. 'You've gone too far," he exclaimed, angrily. "This is our last quarrel. I'm going right out of your life." "Oh, Henry, darling, where are you going?" she cried. ~ "Where I'll never trouble you again," he replied, as he started to open the door. "I'D find a place where wild adventure will wipe out the memories of this moment--perhaps in the jungle--or on the stormy s e a s . . . " As he spoke he opened the door, then closed it again, and turned sternly to his wife. "It's lucky for you it's raining," he said. »* the > home of Mr. and Mrs. -e-- Louis Wtkmm, Ringwood, was play- Friends of Gene Ba tear around m oldfoundation wheh Tenn., brother Of Mr afvatga reoc fall and pinned him be- < of McHenry v is In Cast of Mrs. wmiapTHay in the liMawstn rock was so big that: hospital in that city as the rasiill of hardly remove it.! injuries to the 4aee and head settled ma taken to. the while at work with MI «*Hrif Woodstock hospital, vrihere he was {company. He was blasting recks found to hav* sufferM ^nly bruises, with dynamite when one of the ---- | charges exploded before he could sxsSS comSSi ;;a5 «r£in&o$toc"n- ^ •nd stations during the month of July. * ln wooqgtoclt- Monthly figures are sent to The | Plaindealer as soon as they are com- Complete line of Lee's psaHn piled at Bowman's general office. ! remedies at Wattles Drug Store, Me- -- -- S-tf Need Rubber Stamps? Order aft Illinois veterans of World War it »•* PCP*r. their Natiaaal Service life inference on a "Ugm* basis for another Mp years, t the Illinois Veterans. Oomarfssionhas anwho have alto lapee may if they can pass • OCIeers Philip E. Blni*. Woodstock, wfil assist any veteran fa solving their GS insurance ar aw other veteran benefit. - * , - . -- - •*#**.- expire next October unless nonewed, - «r converted. Congress recently Subscribe for The Plaindealer The first of the policies. Issued to nan la service in <£55? lMOTwai The Plaindealer. It's The Law A piece of paper under the windshield wiper of a brand new convertible parked in a street read "Attorney--am inside attending to business." Below, very neatly written, was? this comment: "Policeman -- I'm outside attending to. business" am on the door was a parking ticket! Subscribe for The Plaindealer human population," ">• .Subscribe for The Plaindealer GOODBYE TO SUMMER THAT'LL HOLD 'IM! Father: "Get up, John. When Abraham Lincoln was your age. do you know what he was doing?" Son: "No, I don't! But I know what he was doing when he was your age." .....Whether or not the hat blasts of air wliirli have greeted us tliie' past week have made us think that summer-is just arriving, the oT(Tcalendar says that it won't be long now until autumn leaves begin to Bourbon «u»J Rye About two and cre-half gallons of ^ U1CI1 lllc ^ Bl„VCIC, alcohol are ir\p.de ft op?-- • throughout--its length--from--strife corn or wheat. River Pilot wiorry sir," the captain { reassured the nervous passenger.. i.'Tve been running boats on this ( river all my life and I know where S every snag, rock and sandbar is." Just then the boat shivered are a good many things which we say farewelt to with pleasure--hot, humid weather, mosquitoes and traffic jams among others. However, we are reluctant1 to say goodbye to our summer visitors, for they have been largely responsible for making McHenry a lively, gay resort town during the past three months. We hope tkeii1 stay has been a pleasurable one, and that next spring will see them once more arriving in the beautiful country for an extended vacation. -- Yes, summer is on the wane, but there is still time to Exchange a few words before leaving. Stop in before that final farewell to McHenry. == Hardwar Phone 2 Main St., West McHenry PLASTIC CURIAS pjfff $4$X .ing an there!" p^iantly, underwater snag. "See cried the captain trium- "That's one of them now!" Does a Better Job, Too Friend: "Why did'you shoot your "husband?" Young Wife: "We couldn't afford a divorce." THERE'S A REASON IT'S NEW' Crane Shampoo 95< S-OZ.TUM 4<h 4-OZ. JAR * Bolger's Drug Store PHONE 4$ McHENRY, ILL. Mistress: "When you were hired, you told me one reason you were such a good maid was that you never got tired. This is the third afternoon I've come into the kitchen .and found you asleep." * Maid: "Yes'm. That's how I lever get tired!" BASEBALL LOGIC The team's leading batter had stepped up to the plate and soundly, smacked the first ball for a twobagger with three men on base. The husband, a rabid fan, turned to his wife in high glee and shouted, "Did you see him hit that ball?" "Well, wasn't he supposed coldly countered the lad*, *4.95 to •10 Faultless Nobelt Pajamas The most comfortable sleeping garments in the world are Faultless Nobelt Pajamas--« Wilson Brothers exclusive. Their unique waistband g-i-v-e-s gently as you breathe, never stretches out of shape. And the new coin dot pattern, available in Several colon, is as good-looking as Nobelts are rest-assuring. If you like to sleep, stock up now. McGEE'S _i McHENRY _l_ -gliM#f'c^- FIRESTONE Passenger Car Tires Tires . wif low as $11.95 plus tax TRUCK TIRES Everyone operating one or more tracks will aavf considerable money by buying at oar sale prices. SEAT COVERS To fit all cars. Good materials and priced reasonable. JJ9.95 and ap. ACCESSORIES Pumps, Jacks, Etc. Look over oar stock. FIRESTONE , Tjractor Tires . ^ Guaranteed to out-pull any tractor tire made. 'ERIES •5-plate 'Batteries for Fords flS.50 We allow $3 to 15 for yoar oil battery. MOTORCYCLE TIRES tlRESTONES VULCANIZING Tires and Tubes Bicycle Repairing BASKBAMfl, BATS, GLOVES A9i| iHO^T WALTER fi FR^UNU Tires -- Tabes -- Batteries -- Accessories lire and Tabe Yaleaslshig Bicycle ffsfshlai All Wotk Gaaranteed _ ' Phoaa 294 Iftft Mc^m . OPBN EVENINGS AND SUNDAT8 "VW W V V V V V V VV V V V V V V V V w _ • - ' To the Members Of the McHenry ^ - Businessmen's Association , Quick Service^ As he paid his bill, th& departing hotel guest turned and shouted to a bellhop: "Quick, Boy, dash up to 306 and see if I left my pajamas. I've got just five minutes to make -- my train." Four minutes later y the bellhop was back, all out of breath. "Yes, sir," he gasped. "They're up there." Inasmuch ^as the next regularly scheduled meeting of the Association will not be held until Thursday night, Sept. 16th, we must take this means of informng yon of a program | we have recently undertaken after consideration by your; "committee. • 4 .As yon know, a very excellent Sports Program for the youngsters has been conducted throughout the summer by Mr. Long. Through his unselfish and untiring efforts, aided by many of onr co-operative townsmen, the boys have been given a fine opportunity to learn and play good baseball. With the close of the basebaH season comfes the need to fiarry on and expand the work so excellently begun, bnt it can Bo longer be the burden of the few. At present a full winter Calendar is in the making, with enthusiastic plans for football •ad basketball already being made. Volunteers have been obtained to help in the coaching and guidance of the program, to do any kind of a job at all we must raise enough money ID take care off the initial outfitting of the teams to play. Later, the boys will do a large part of their own financing. ' The McHenry Businessmen's Association has gladly accepted the sponsorship of tins program, and, as a start in this sponsorship, we are hereby authorizing a solicitation drive for |h* boys to bs made through?^ lb* business houses aad tateMsmen of our town. Please give what you can to this investment in good citizenship ancf sportsmanship. f |S ^ s.iWMf M i l Whistle la the Dark . " i V » • i W, i < A' .. . Z'MM Then there was the rich old gentle* man sitting in his wheelchair beside an open window as a slick chick walked by, displaying a comely figure. "Quick, Jenkins," called the old gentleman to his valet. "Bring me my teeth, I want -to whistle." Juror: "Your honor, I beg to ba excused from jury duty on the ground that I am deaf in one ear. Judge: "That doesn't matter; we' listen to only one( side at a time/ Scaaery Mountain Guide: "Don't go too' ^ near the edge of that precipice; it's dangerous. But if you do fall, remember to look to the left, youll get a wonderful view." /fit*** FACTOKT- --ACCOaDMS TO' FACTOa Soybean OU la IMS 1,237,000,000 pounds of bean oil was used in margarine, table shortening and other food ducts, an increase of 1,832 per over 1036. Soybean oil supplies proximately 20 per cent of all edible fats and oils produced ln United States, making a larger tribetiss !& 194? *y-~ pro- Y O U the the . O L D S M 0 Iflm • M (rVHKUVAf holiday! Free frosi week . . . tbsnks to CMhmUi|(T^ Hydra-Matk Drive. Free hmm wsnry... thanks «IM|" Mobile quality service. That's nfcy it's Malt ti you go--at year OH--ntile dealer's for a lobricatkm aoid a tboi»«^i<f|oiaf inject lubricatiaais follow factory speoftcatioos. Aad PM--nhlls mechanics axe everts wheii it comes to htfon it happens. So drop in soon. Alter we pat your on the lift, yonll aote a aew "Bft" ia its pecformaiie^ . • . ' , 0IMMVA .smwmzzw:* D B A L B IVVU WUVMUtl Complete line of Lee's poultry remedies at Wattles Drug Store, Me* Jfanr*. Mf SUBURBAN MOTOR SAL-ES -7 *. 1. WIVIf ; 403 Front Street •MM* imeaai mifwii