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• Www*m, tetobwMt VW ras MstiniY sPfPIPg "T Men's ' H 0 T I C E The McHenry Business 'Association meeting on 24. at the new Legion Hornet at which time plans /or thu annual winter carnival will !><• discusatd. Sandwich Hntm will hold, It. "O,. time you're "sa"nd^wCichh «"• Monday venlnn. Oct. " r"w __ carrot ana add to It 'chopped spicy luncheon meat that's moistened with mayonnaise. Cosmopolite Jtttm Cabot was an Italian wfcos* discoveries gave England a claim to the land in North America. The great explorer was bora Juno at 1450. .£ % First Dime Store tD Utica, N. Y., F. W. Wooiwofth opened hip first five-aod-ten-cent •tore lw --*** ff failed? - * ' vflNr Beary SUttllf > „ Sir Henry M. Stanley was not only an.explorer, like Mr. Keen of the radio scries, he was a "Tracer of Lost Persons." According to Childcraft books. Sir Stanley found David Livingston, the explorer, when he was lost in Africa. , SHOUT $tol<V 7 Totii Permanent Wave Kits. $1.25 and $2.00. Wattles l>rug Store. 3.1 tl i •m fl2T3 SE2, WHAT'S T£i2 FIRE DEPARTMENTS PHONE NUMBER?" T..:. .. NAIIONAI BO/no or hk UNCSTWIRRKS; EARL R. WALSH 1 INSURANCE •-- m • t "Hey, fellers, ain't Cy the hot one?" Cy: "Owoo-oo^ Plague take it--d'ya hafta rib a guy when he dura near cremates hisself?" Mm: "Simmer;down, Cy! You and this horestovo ain't got, 'zero clearance,' that's all!" ~~ Cy: "Whut's 'zero clearance'?'1 : 1 •' • Zeke: "Somethin' my new Lennox furnace has--you can put combustible material--like you--smack-dab against it and have nothin* happen! The outside of it's so cbol you can put it against wood, even wallpaper, safely! And Lennox is th' first in th' field to have it!" Cy: "Y 'don't say? How can I get a Lennox put in my house, too?" . Zikt: "Just see your Lennox man. He's got a heap o' models for you t'choose from!" DM't Wait for Cold Weather to Catch Yoi Unprepared LENNOX WNLB'S LABfiEST MMHFACTMIBS AND ENGINEERS OF WARM AIR HEATIN8 SYSTEMS Althoffs Hardware Phone 284 ~ """• West McHenry Cell us today! We are YOUR CIRTIFIID tfNNOX DIALU A Horse Pulls with All Four Legs • . . Watch a horse throw his weight against a heavy load. He pulls with all four legs; not with {j| the food oneg alone. ...Tie 'Jeep' Pulls with AIL FOUR WHttlS , . . Now watch the Universal "Jeep" as it climbs a Steep grade or claws its Way through mud, sand .or Snow. It pulls with all four wheels . . . goes places and does things impossible without the added traction and pulling power of 4-wheel-drive. Let us demonstrate. UNIVERSAL# ^ 4-Wie*l-DHve McHENRY GARAGE NIOK P. MILLER, Prop. 004 Front Street Phone 403 McHenry, HI. Minute Fiction He-Man's Cod# - By Richard Bill Wilkinson VK NDY had sensitive eyes and ** delicate hands but Leonie, born and bred a westerner of pioneer stock, was human. She loved him. It wasn't until after they were married that she discovered he was a physical coward. She found out the night df Serena Boone's engagement party. Tony Swift was there. As usual he was drunk. He was, a handsome devil, ' this- Ton^, tall and bronzed and f reckless. He had beer) Leonie's j childhood sweetfa e a r t. Folks said she would have married him if it weren't for his drinking. The first1 thing Tony saw when he came through the door was Leonie and Andy dancing together, A scowl ciossed his face. Then he laughed. When they whirled past him he stepped up and whacked Andy on the back. "Tony's cut," he grinned*'Make way for a man." Leonie flushed. Andy hesitated, looked at Tony, then gave way smiling. "Sure thing," he said. "Your dance, Tony." As soon as she could, without appearing too obvious, she asked Andy to take her home. o There she accused: -a------ "Why did you let him tasult-jrou? Oh, the shame of it!" Andy was startled and bewildered. "Let who insult me, honey." "Who?" She stared at him. "Tony Swift, of course! I was never so humiliated in my life." "Tony? Oh, yea mean because of what he said? Shacks, hooey, Tony didn't mean anything. He was drank." * The appalling truth flashed across Leonie's brain in that moment. Andy was a coward! He'd been afraid of Tony, which was why he evaded the issue! With a little whimpering cry she turned and ran sobbing from the room. A week later, on Saturday night, Andy stopped by at Seth Lancey's store to see Seth on a matter of business. A couple of boys from his mine. were there, drinking at the bar. .Minutes later, talking with Seth, he heard a rumpus out front. Investigating he discovered that two boys were engaged in a brawl with three men from the Bar V cattle ranch. Andy stood by and watched a while. Others joined in. It began to look as though the place would be wrecked. Andy got out of there. Leonie heard about it the next day. Tha,t settled things for her. < Thanks, Awfully A deaf old lady walked into a Miih Street store, and asked for five cents' worth of cattile soap. "We don't sell a nickel's worth," said the clerk politely. "Yes, I want the whit# kind," she answered pleasantly. "Y ou don't understand me. madam; I said a nickel wouldn't buy afay castile <oup in this establishment." "Sure enough," replied th* aged customer, "sOap Isn't what It used k* • aPAEM ADVISER'S COMMENTS (William Tammeu8. Farm Advisor) j If the farmer had reduced his' output per day in recent years as, -much as the brick layer, it would , take 80 per cent of the population of the U. S. to produce as much food as is now being produced. Facts are only 19 per cent of the , population are classed as farmers and only half of those raise enough to sell. Only half of this Reader's Courtroom Uncertain Divorce Aeeiltntal Slab .. * Smoking Landlord By Will Bernard, LL.BState laws vary. For personal guidance, see your local attorney. Dfamoais with Hole* Tiny holes are bored through •mall diamonds, and these diamonds are used for making superfine wire. Seventy-tight fttr-mtt of ftp . dairy output in l9tt wai Mid whole milk, compared with 07 Cent >10 years ago. y to be in my time; they put too half produces efficiently, accord- j* V much rozuiT in it nowadays." |ln* ,0 standards. ! Your Mind--After the Divorce? "Oh. Lord!" said the distracted (La '£hi Rh living st/a*n dfa rd, yPi*ri oduccawns I clerk in a stage whisper. easilP s^ who^T^nsiblo for' you listen to this old lunatic.^ the housing shortage. Who do you Placing his mouth to the dames find liviug in the crowded trailer ; car, he fairly screamed, "We don't (camps all over the nation? Brieksell a nickel's worth of soap here!" layers or veterans. "Yes," smiled the old lady, "I i These facts were picked up at wish you would wrap it up securely,'Iconference at I'rbana this week, j with a double thickness of paper; I course, hripklayers should- j I don't want it smelling up my!"1 \)0 singled out of the whole bag." j housing industry as being entirely "If I ever aee year ugly face around here again, I'D kin you!" ANDY was bewildered and unhappy. The next day he found himself brooding over the situation. By mid-afternoon he could stand it no longer. Leaving Noah Tait in charge, of operations, he drove home. As he strode up the walk he heard a cry. He burst open the door and found Tony Swift trying to kiss his wife. Tony wasn't drunk. He was babbling something about Leonie really loving him. Tony whirle^ at the sound Andy made. His lip curled. "Oho! The sissy from Bos--" Andy strode across the floor. His face was black. "I guess," he said bitterly; "yoa're dnmb, after all. Ton need teaching." He strack oat. Tony tried to dodge, bat Andy's fist clipped him on the chin so hard that he went down. "Damn you!" He lunged, but Andy wasn't where he expected. Andy'B fist flashed out again, and again Tony went dowa. Andy jerked him to his feet and hit him again. He hit him a third time and a fourth. Blood covered Tony's face. Tony wnimpered for mercy. Andy dragged him to the door and threw him out. "Andy!" Leonie fled into his arms. "Oh, my darling, you were wonderful! Oh, precious, forgive me for what I said. Andy, why didn't you do that before--that night at the dance?" Andy frowned. "Why, shucks, honey, I don't like to fight. Don't you see? He was drunk then. There was no need." Leonie laid her head on his shoulder. "I see, darling. Of course I see." But she didn't Released by WND restates Stainless Steel In Antes : About 30 pounds of stainless steel is used for trim, scuff plates, grilles and other parts of the average modern automobile, perts. - The clerk rushed b a box took JJ th.e oxtreine increase : out a bar of soap, and almost threw ! StidS 1 08 8h°Uld be ln* 1 " V *e °]d wom#ri- exclaiming, | The story of milk in Chicago, our ! Take it and get out. you old harri-.great market, began with Mrs. dan of thunderation!" [O Leary s cow. Up to that time ' She smiled, wrapped it herself, everybody had his own cow, but and carefully laid her nickel on the the Chicago fire proved to them cbunter. "You're the politest andj't dangerous to continue the most accommodatinsrest young man ; practice. Some folks blame our A young wife divorced her husband, but both soon decided thiey had made a terrible mistake. Back they went to the Same judge, and asked him to cancel the divorce decree. He did so. Then, about a year later, the husband again changed ^iis mind and asked the You Ml ItlCttO.ttOSSMO "Brownie, hare yon fasted Mrs. Corraft delicioBS meals served at 4.(10 * Individual mnjj. hcattd kfliffttlii i Curran Boarding Ker.ncli Route 12, 2 IVTiles Ncrth of HJintia / Ptee McHenry ( ' " , • -r-'-'r v I ever seed, ar.d I'll caU again when I need more soapi.' present lack of farmers in McHenry county church congregations on the time of this incident and the revolution it caused . The reasoning is that, after the fire, the demand for milk o in the city increased and of course, the farmers in McHenry and other nearby counties began to fill the demand. This took «hem away from church and their children away from Sunday school. These children are now our influential adults, who never formed the habit young of attending church. Also, the contention is that • if electricity, good roads, automobiles, and many of our recent inovations making for a high standard of living had come about 1900, this slump in attendance would not have happened. How fast are rural people getting back to the church now With these facilities, which help to get them there easier and still furnish Chicago's demand for milk? "Ah, my boy," the actor said "There is no limit to the good a profoundly to his fellow Thespian, '"1"n miKht do If be »do«fn„t ca,je "I owe a great deal to that eld ~ho Ret8 the cred,t Wel1 8ald DEBTOn court to cancel the cancellation! He insisted that, once a divorce granted, it is permanent--unless the couple gets married all over again. However, the court ruled that the divorce was no longer in effect and the pair were indeed husband and wife. The judge said, if a court can give a divorce, it can take it back too! --- - • • ~ j-- • * • ; ." If Someone Sloms a Car Door on Your Fingers, Can You Collect Damages? lady." "Your mother?" "Heavens, no--my landlady^** --- iuut BMIOM. ^ "See, here," the agent it an Indian reservation said to one of the chieftains, "It's j violation of the law to have more than one wife and you have four. When $&u gO: back home you tell all of your wives except one that they can no longer regard you as- thei^- tl}|8^J^nd^, The chief pondered a foment and then replied, "Ugh, you tell 'em." NEW FLAME A Widower had engraved on his wife's tombstone the words, "The light of my life has gone out." A little later he married sgain, and one Sunday was standing with No. 2 before his first wife's grave. Reading the above sentiment, the lady inquired in a rather huffed tone, "Is that so?" "Yes," replied he, '-Iraft I've struck another match!" j~ OWNERSHIP A young woman political worker was helping to take a preelection poll of the voters. "May I see the gentleman of the house?" she asked of a large ^oman who opened the door. "No, you can't," answered the woman. "But I want to know the party he belongs to," pleaded the girl. "Well, take a good look at me," she said sternly. "I'm the party!" Coald Be Done Joe--"Well, it looks like they'll convict that guy accused of murdering his wife. He'U probably hang for it soon." Pete--"Don't be silly. They don't hang murderers in this state." 'Joe--"No? What do they do, then?" > Pete--"They kill them hy elocution." ' Yeah, Take II "Sir," he begap stutteringly, as he faced her father's stern gaze, "I've come to ask for your daughter's hand." "That's all right with me, son," he replied, "just so long as you take the one that's always in my pocket." Leather Soles Leather soles are cut from tanned cowhide in hundreds of sizes by enormous power presses, attached to shoes, and then trimmed by mechanically driven knives . guided by skilled operators. Also, might be.added: A man may fail but he isn't a failure until he blames somebody else. They told us at Urbana that the farmers and homemakers of Illinois contribute over one million dollars per year to carrying on the extension service, which is about to complete forty years. We attended a dinner in honor of Prof. J. C. Spitier, who retired Sept. 1 after thirty-two years in the state office- Dean Rusk said he headed and developed the most us,lque and unsusal experiment in mass education of a class of people ever tried ih this or any other country tn the World It has been successful. It developed fftm the day when the iQrpHerfl were very dubious about what "that white collar guy with book learnin' " could do or kne^r about farming, until today, when^ a'l doubt has bfcen removed from the practical application of the farm advisor's advice In the old days there were, no doubt, foreflushers who were mlaseil in the screening, but today its. Very unllWly because of the five years necessary in practical fields before a man is eligible to be a farm adviser. While settling herself in her boyfriend's coupe, a girl inadvertently put her fingers on the hinge of the open door for a moment- At that same instant, 'the young man slammed the door shut--catching two of the girl's fingers. Although not badly hurt, she determined to file suit against him for damages. At the trial, the girl said she hadn't realised that she had placed her fingers on the hinge. The youtu, in turn, testified that he was just as ignorant of the situation when he slammed the door. Under the circumstances, the court decided it was a case of "pure accident," with neither party at fault, and thus refused to hold the young man responsible. ' * : Arc Electric Furnace Hie first stsel made in an are electric furnace in the United States was tapped at Syracuse New York, in 2904. Johnstown, Pennsylvania Joseph Jahns, a Swiss, settled on the Conemaugh River in 1791. A few years later a town was laid out there and named in his honor. A forge was in operation at Johnstown as early as 1809, and the town has been noted as an iron center since 1842, when its first furnace was built. A steel works was built eleven years later. The city was almost completely destroyed by a flood in 1889, but made a rapid recovery from the disaster. Baddha's Ashes Ashes of the original Buddha, so legend says, underlie Central Java's vast Borobudur Temple, 23 acres in Area, 131 feet high, built in the 9th Century. Complete line of Beebe livestock remedies at Wattles Drug Store. Me- Henry. 8-tf Reaeedtaf To aid in reseeding depleted ranges, many species agd strains of grasses and legumes from different parts of the world have been tested in nurseries in the western, southern, and southeastern regions. Tests of the preference of grazing animals for a number of species, conducted in the intermountain region, show that preference value changes during the growing season and that some little-known species have a higher preference value thaiy crested wheatgrass, an introduced species which has been seeded successfully on a good many thousand acres of deteriorated range land. •4 1 I I »1*1 11I I I' 111111 11 *4 -81 'I 1 I' M1* A lasting tribute to your loved one--comforting assurance for you--these will be yours at our funeral home. Our experienced, sympathetic personnel will serve you reliably and assist you unobtrusively^ You can depend upon us for all funeral arrangements. Jacob Justen Sons Funeral Home Phone 103-R or 112-W asfeas •aMl -RINGWOOfr lJ "Hi " , TELEVISION PRAGEB BEER , 'fEED BOWMAN, Prop v/* •v ^Auto Radiator Service - HAMIL'S OARAGE now has a complete set of test tanks, boil out tanks and flush out system. If your radiator needs wcrk done, roding out, boiling out, flushing out or repairing, new cores or rebtiilt radiators. All Work Guaranteed. One Day Service Bill Rihg, the Radiator Map HAMIL'S GARAGE Phone 682-W-2 Route U. S. 12, Volo, Illinois 91 - - - AUCTION ; On Ueep Lake ltd., being Va mile south of Hwy. 173, 2 miles efcstif" Antioch. 11 miles we3t of Zion. on SATURDAY, OCTOBER 22, at 12 o'clock K & M LUNCH WAGON Watch for Auction Arrows on Hwy. itt CATTLE -- Choice (Juernsey family cow, milking good, dae to freshen December 10th. &3 REG. HEREFORD HOUS, consisting of 6 choice sows (S with -littero, 2 due by sale time) and 32 outstanding pigs, from above eowa anu sited by P. V. K. Jasper's Tone, No. 1005 or Harry, No: 1107. There ti^e some wonderful gilts in this lot. MACHINERY -- F. F. tractor on rubbef, starter, lights, fluid in tire*. <like new); new F. F. tractor pick uwplow; F. F. pick up disc; Ca&e CC tractor (on new rubber), with power lift cultivator; Deerittg 5 ft. mower; dump rake; New Idea inanure\spreader; 2 section steel dru«,&; 2 corn planters; Steel wheel wagon. \ i (1RMTCRE -- Stark (double harp) piano;vSparton console radte| Philco console radio; large amount of other household furniture. V;- l'Rl C,K -- 1935 V-8 Ford % ton pick up truck, .. FELIJ -- Several ton of alfalfa hay. ' ** * 1*01 LTRY -- 285 White Leghorn yearling hens. MISCELLANEOUS -- New harness; computing «*&iee;• eitwMBS#- der; log chains; some new lumber;' 400 ft: garden hose; new electrle fen^e controller! wheel barrow; soaloe; electric water heater; large auiount of small hand tools. 1I0(. AND rOl I.TRY EQUIPMENT --Jaraesway 500 chick electric brooder; 5 deck chick starter battery; Kolhman oil heater; turkey wire; large amount of hog equipment. . W*. C. 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