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!:^§mf^-§i:0^ &:mm W -lh--*,"* It happens every rear--this tnbatween MIIOB. BasketfcaU )a m. Baseball html irrtwi While icrond owtftkxis wont allow practice «MR ()M tfunood for a while, we h**r Jii: she Shamrocks will iaa £K«3» k( wark Satardaj a«te. A?di TTEIL Tfcw*^ nw &#> a dance at the TJP W rtnl <rwn» Mt that night t», tkr l*aMk tb» teaas. EreryK>t3r * jwi t?Bw at those hisvtal! AIJK«« *r*ry- > body who like* a :ir&* is ir|»4 to attni Jimmy Hayes: "I'm sorry, km bo plows." Customer: "Well, this te a heck of a 4rug store." it:p: '* There is Jffll soaae wetrtalnty as to the number teams that will enter the county league this year. Harvard is definitely out. McHenry will again put two teams on the field. Some changes will have to be made since several player* have entered military service. ;i,r Competition for places on both teams should he keen this year. Young fellows who turn out for practice and show some hustle are sure to catoh the managerial eye. <•$, ' .• Woman learning to drive: "But I don't know what to do!" Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving." •s5Fv":' Wank Kempfer is back ta town after a trip around the world. Dtdnt see anything too goofy In Easter bonnets. Or--did we finally get used to them? HAItY PI!U P8 Net knowing when to say "no" leaves yon with a knotty problem on your bands. Some folks lean to write capital "I" much more quickly than capital "U". „ ' The links in a chain of events are often made up of small petty incidents. Try tieing your bad breaks with the splints of stamina. Sharps and flats art encountered in the prelude to the great crescendo. Multiplied menace is the misery of malice. Babies and birthdays, birds and bees are blessed eventualities: When a boom turns into a bust there's bound to be a blast. ANONYMOUS Challenge *lCnggs" has been strivng hard an season to break 400, but the pins won't fall. He has considered making application for a spot in one of the ladies leagues, but the girls are too good for a 390 bowler. Now, comes a challenge from the man himself. If there is a lady bowler with the same average, a special match can be arranged. "Muggs" agrees to put up a little side bet--anything from a bar of candy to a barrel of your favorite brew. - Don't rush, girls! Everything happens at "Pink? Harrison's resort. In case you don't know It, Mrs. Harrison's little boy, Bert, is quite handy at picking oft targets with a pistol. Last Saturday, "Smoky" Kennebeck toured up to the Bay to try his hand at that pistol-shootin' business. 'Twas fun. Just one last •hot (pistol shot, that is). Ah! An (cycle hanging from the left rtfar lender of a car. Careful aim and the bullet went right through the fender--the fender of "Smoky's" own car! BOWUNO NOTES . . -- PaUee- Hoots, 2; Al's whitehouse, 1. B. Freund, 214-518; O. Bchaefer, 216-552; Simon, 600; Noonan, 608. R. Place, 2; Herdrich ft Son, 1. Landl's, 3; Fireside, 0. Landl, 606; Fantus, 518; Stilling, 641. Cubs Inn, 2; Snug Harbor, 1. Paluch, 207-617; Rogers, 602; Meath, 500; Downs. 219-677; Behnke, 617. lajwi-- Downs Nash, 2; iBlake Motors, f. Paluch, 528; Sayler, 221-634; Downs, 519; Bteffes, 564; Smith, 541; Blake, 525; Barth, 503; Rodenkirk. 209-537. Carlson Oil Co., 2; Carl's Service Station, 1. Jannotta, 202-205-206-613; Carlson. 201-5C2; Budl«r, 213-557; Crouch, 2t!-t31. These investigations that have the country stirred up are proving, among other things, that It Is dangerous to throw the first Stone. This time of year when baseball rookies have it brought home to them that many are called, but few are chosen. Business institutions have set up some very attractive prises for the carnival to be held this (Thursday) night at the "Just For Fun" roller rink. Looks like't record crowd will be on hand. We have a suggestion this week from a young fisherman. Why not put more news about fishermen InJ your column? Further, couldn't we print reports each week throughout the summer as to the largest |tah caught. Boy, there's no place to stop when fish stories start. Anyhow, we're willing to give ft a whirl if any of you will let us know of any special story. Reports keep coming to us that Mr high school will have quite a baseball team this year. We'll Watch them as soon as they get atarted. Customer: flow." u "I waat to buy a ON Thiers-- Downs' StfO; Blake's, 12*6. :. F. Peterson, 210-614; A Barfctin, 518. Rogers', 2S81; Meath's, 2252. R. Thompson, 566; J. Crlsty 600; F. Rogers, 200-534; Dr. Say- 1*\ 6«, • . . . • , v . McOee's, 2; T. Olsen ft Son, 1. Johnson, 642; Rowe, 6, Walsh Insurance, 3; tyee ft Ray, 0. McCarroll, 507; WelsAf, 202-631; Brits, 5S9; Steffes, 60S Atlas Prager, 2; McHedfjr State Bank, 1. Rogers, 201-518; Wertfhtg, 539; Jones, 230-586; Kreufser, 604; Low, 205. Hester's, 2; Carey Electric, 1. Areger, 524; Fantus, 201-589; Aregger, 201-548; Rode, 211*661; Scharlow, 206-635; Reid, 212-670; Stflffan's 9 >00 Ladles- Oak Park Hotel, «; Jewelry. 1. * G. Barbian. 465. T. Olsen ft San, S; J6hnson'S Bar-be-cue, 1. M. Yegge, 180-449 ; 8. Olson, 442. 7s00 Ladies-- * „ McHenry Lumbsr, 2; Justen ft San, 1. M. Doherty, 183-481; B. Tarra, 433; C. Comls, 420. Riverside Dairy, 2; Herdrich' 1. B. Rode, 426; S. Patske, 439. -- McHenry Recreatlan -- . , Commercial-- Buss Motor Sales, t; McHenry Laundry, 1. McHenry State Bank, 2; Riverside Bakery, 1. Althoff Hardware, 3; Charm House, 0. O Schaefer, 236-520; R. Pelsert, 521. McDermott's,,!; Klelnhans Lumber, l. J. Frisby, 522; R. Jnsten, 523; O. Kleinhans, 512. Basiness Men-- ,' Leo's Tavern, 3; Freund's Dairy, 0. Relnlnger, 205-220-598: McDonald's Tavern, 2; Leo's RiugWOOd, 1. ' *"" Kan tor ski, 611; Brand, 627; Winters, 509. McHenry Recreation, Si Prank ft Frieda, 1. McHenry Plastering, 2; McCullom Lake, 1. Ball. 227-667; Nimts, 200. CJ>. «f AMBUSS Motor Sales, 2; McHenry Co-op, 1. Art Smith's Oroc., 3; Cubs Inn, 0.' A Oaulke, 181-178-504. P. M. Justen -Fnrn., 2; Tailor, 1. Wattles Drug Store, 2; McHenry Lumber Co., 1. . K. •( C«-- j Frost 8tudio, 2; Steffan's Jewelry, 1. Fill tndiiirttdai, tJinada Dry, 0. > •* *> y tarty III*-- : ' 8. H. Freund ft Son, 1; Carey Electric, 1. - H. Knox, 4S4; B. Clark, 199-472; E. Rand, 421. Freund Oil, S; McHenry Cab, 0. D. Freund, 420; M. Wllbrandt, 476; R. Freund, 464. A. P. Freund, 2; Stilling's Town ft Country, 1. R. Adams, 426; L. Miller, 447; V. Johnson, 445. Old Bridge, 2; Peterson Boat, 1. B. Stackhouae, 453; B. Buergler, 46H, J^ LagkU», 465^,-^y • ViP.W«r-,', . \~f Bell Hops, 2; Dog Faces; 1. R. Smith, 200-537; Ottner, 618; Kralowetz. 206-656. (Other acorei not turned in.) ' KELLER* LlAP»<| TEAM EVENTS M COUNTY TOURNAMENT "Sarge" Dutko, county tournament manager, reports the following results of team scores -bowled at the McHenry Recreation up to. and includiijjg March 25: 1. Keller s Tavern. 3014 2. Clydes ft BudS 2974 3. Double Joes 2915 4. Oakside Dairy 2887 5. Dacy's Electric 2889 6. Townsend's 2885 7. Carl's Service Sta. 2827 8. Pierce's Balers 2786 9. Red's Place 2784 10. Volo Bait 2777 11. Jen-A-See Laundry No. 8 2777 N!t« Owls-- Nye Drug Store, ft; Schroeder Iron Works 1. E. Albright, 466; P. Kraus, 453; E. fibey, 420. Al's White House. 3; McHenry Recreation, 0. J. Rosing, 177-497; BL Rand, 182- 461. The Pit, 2; Ml Place Tavern, 0. E. Hoyte, 434; F. Freund, 420; D. Freund, 42). Holly's Drive latt, 2; McHenry sand ft Gravel, 1. Total national expenditures for county and local roads in 1^49 was just under half of the total spent for all state highways. County and local received $923,000,000. The tourist industry produces 60 per cent of the total revenue of the island of Bermuda. rsfey • O'Cloek-- ^ Clark Chev.J 2; Old ' Thennes, 524; ftpdehlHrk, 523; Kinsala, 203-538. ^ Co-ops, 3; Fox Novelty, 0. Brits, 521; Schwetger, 200-616; Jannotta, 209-669; Werbnlg, 500 Certified Foods, S; Blats, Kreier, 527. - ii Aiin IF ITS WORTH DOING H's Worth Doing Jtfglfci There Is No Substitute For Good Plastering. Phone McHenry 4I1-R tonight! BOWLUM McHENRY RECREATION Koenlg Womb's Club Has Fin* Lectures ^ (by Marie Schaettgen) McHenry has a Women's cluh that keeps up with "what goes on In the world." They frequently have interesting speakers and now and then a good musical program. This organisation is popular f with the women of McHenry and the meetings are usually very well attended. One of the very interesting and unusual features of the club meetings these last two years nas been a series of readings given by Mrs. Milton Smith. Her subject has always been on some phase of nature. She has written and read some very fine papers on flowers and insects and plans In the future to Include the earth's small creatures such , as moles, etc. The lecture she gave on the multiflora rose was appreciated by all those who heard it, and some of the members made practical use of the information gained through Mrs. Smith's lecture. She has talked interestingly on the subject of daddy longlegs, that common and well-known member of the spider family. Moths have Interested Mrs. Smith very much and she has transferred this curiosity to her audience through her talks. It requires a great deal of research and study in this field to be able to hold the attention of the audience and Mrs./Smith deserves commendation for the effort she DESTROY • WITH ' 4 NEW MIRACLE KILLERS / d-CON with LUREX GUARANTEED TO RID YOUR PLACE OF RATS IN 15 DAYS. RATU-BA1T 42 ' . ' CONTAINS WARFARIN 'TEED RATS TO DEATH" SET SOME TO-DAH AT BOLGER'S DRUG ? STORE ^ *. I k'-f. » I I IK pu{a {rife to make (he aahlect matter understandable 2nd practlcaL The W«tean'a club feels it l« .fortunate to have her aa a member. SUICIDE VICTIM George Jacoba, 77, a resldew of Barcington for twetny years, coaamitted suicide by shooting himself last week at his home at Division and Harvard avenuea. His body waa found by Robert P. Weese and daughter, Barbara, qff 211 Oast Hillside avenue, who were taking dinner to Jacobs, who was' a bachelor and lived alone. Barrington police Investigated and called the Cook county coro^fs office. ^ v -.#.?Ovar 30 Toufh Job* Mad* Easier • New, Exdutiv* FowP fFlo Ctutch 'I^New, Exclusive Hitch MOM fOK YOU* MONfT WMt i WArmURY GAHDfN TKACTOHM. •Sit WHY VANCE WELDING SERVICE S H Mile East of the Hew Bridge On Route 120 PHONE MeKENRT 8H 1 LEO'S TAVERN HINGWOOD, ILL FORMERLY MOSEY INN tone Richmond 653 PROP. -- LBO REININGER TMWCANV AMM. ir «m FOLKS KMT tMVC ONI Of TIIMI KX«) NUVIUTU MI M». • L * <•*•>*• LSNTcMsion Emerson - Motorola Seles fc Senrlce Astallatkm ef All Makes. 606 Front Street TeL McHenry 738-R ART & \20« RIVERSIDE DRIVE McHENRY Re-opening Our Dining Room MARCH 30th HOURS: SuripgDbwar Tu»d»y. Thundtf ud Frid>r. 4 to 11 pan. ^ SATURDAY end SUNDAY/* Noon to 11 p.m* Sandwiches at All Hour* •% We cater to private parties and luncheons. i . es«e|d o; nMop episdn seAfesxiio nxni mfioig no ART t LS HENSae. Phone 362 or 841 R<rt it proef petUivt that the Nash Rambleris the moat economical full-Bize car on the road ... official proof that .you can expect to go farther on every gallon of gas in a Rambler Airflyte. For in America's blue-ribbon stock car event--the 1951 Mohilgas Economy Jjia from Los Angeles to tfie Grand Canyon--rthe Rambler smflhed all previous records for the Run... covered the |40.05 miles an just 27.05 gallons ... averaging 31.05 miles a Jpllon! That's the thrifty performance you've been looking for. In setting this all-time record, the Rambler carried 4 passengers with driver and averaged over 41 miles an hour. The course covered aH types of terrain--deserts, mountains, city and highway driving ... with snow, rain and head winds. Yet never before had any car in this economy run gone so /or on so little gasoline! Every Nash Airflyte entrant--Statesman, Ambassador ami Rambler--was a trophy winner in ita class... smashing evk that Nash is your best bet for the years ahead! tfrNadu STATESMAN .;; 26.12 mites par DOWNS NASH 405 Elm Street A RAMBLER* . .» 31.05 mites par SONM I AMBASSADOR ;;. 25.92 mites par t SALES Pjfiohe McHenry 484 t> ; • v, •> r" A