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* * ,*4 «. " *. f"i ,' "* r ^ • « * *m-m.^ ^7w ^jin-1¥£? w ' ' ^«# ?>«*;•' siaAjBa^i;.iaater-f ... r *W «1wJAM, TOs MCHENRY PLAINDEALER »iii.' j'l.p "• -'^lurtrity a, Hjjf >»i i u n 111 in' t t i mi .j,»4 m COMING EVENTS IjM11 in HI 11 •{•••!•! i ii i»» April 17 lion Lutheran Ladies' Aid Bake Sale -- Huppyto * Leo's Store -- l p.m. April 29 Banquet And Installation Sponsored By St. Agatha Court, No. 777 -- Hettermann's Restaurant Social Meeting' -- 8 p.m. -- Women of the Mooi| -- Moose Hall T * - April 21 Concert By University of Illinois Men's <31ee Ch*> -- High School Gymnasium -- 8:15 p.m. April 28 Movie Sponsored by St. Patrick's Mother Club -- St. Patrick's Hall -- 7 and 9:15 p.m. April 24 * Joint Installation of V.F.W. and Auxiliary -- g - p.m. -- V.F.W. Clubhouse V ^Iv 'Square Dance Program*. Edgebrook School ~ 'Teen-age Dance Program -- Bdgebrook School April 25 Bake Sale -- St. John's School, Johnsburg -- 8 a.m. -- Sponsored By Blessed Virgin Sodality April 27 Q.E.S. Past Officers' Night -- 8 p.m. -- Acacia Hall Regular Meeting of McHenry Garden Club -- 1:30 p.m. -- Mrs. E. W. Nardi Home April 29 Lecture Luncheon Club -- Martinetti's Restaurant -- Dr. Richard Struna, Lecturer -- 12:30 O'Clock • ""' ' V'. HJLFC'!..; PjT.A. Meeting -- "Achievements of Our Children" -- 8 p.m. -- High School Auditorium May 8 'Teen-age Dance Program, i-- Parents' Night May 15-16 Spring concert of McHenry Choral Club May 17 Film Lecture By Sam Campbell t-- High School -- Sponsored By Methodist Men's Club May 19 . W.S.C.S. Spring Tea * May 28 K. of C. Communion Sunday -- St. Patrick's Cfrurdif ; * Breakfast Follows May 29 • v",." Bake Sale George Juste* Furniture Store -- Sponsored Bjr In Chicago, a young mathematics teacher resigned to give birth to twins. As far as we can ^ ^ Start* - H I 1 . , " - - . . m j - W i a 1 see, formulas aren't much different from equations. * • • A magician in Calcutta, India, rode three miles blindfolded through the busiest part of town. Bet everyone mistook him for a woman driver. Police are searching for a thief wfco stole $50 phonograph records in Atlanta, Ga. It's our guess that he's running around in circles. ART & LEE'S DINING ROOM WILL RE-OPEN April 18 Dinner will be Served from Noon 'til 11:00 on Saturday & Sunday ... from 5 p.m. to I I p.m. durifig the week. Dining Room Closed On Monday Fanners R. M. FLEMING & SOW SBW 1DKA -- PAFBG nraiint TRACTORS SALES ft SEBVK2B A Complete Farm ImpleflMRt Service. PHONE McHENRY SS 522 Wauke gan Road Dead Animal Reanoval* •*. WHEELING RENDERING WORKS Be Legal, Keep a Clear Conscience Prompt Service, Day or Night Sundays and Holidays No help needed to load. Operating under State Inspection Made by Dept. of Agriculture. Highest Cash Prices Paid. Phone Wheeling 3, collect. 45-tf GEO. P. F Authorized FftEUND Dewr for McHENKT EQUIPME^ BALES & SERVICE GUS FREUND PHONE McHENRY 185 SOS W. Elm St. (Basement) WANTED -- Down and crippled cattle at better cfoh prices. OrviSe Rrohn. Woodstock. Phene 1651 -R-l, collect v *15-t/ SALES * SERVICE Farm Implements and Tractors Universal Milkers New Holland Farm rHONE McHENRY 420 501 Crystal Lake Road WANTED -- Down or cattle, 915 to «0 cash. Call L. Rnrnaidto and Sons, Mareagtf 9®7 collect. Utf McHENRY COUNTY FARMERS CO-OP ASSN. Dough Boy Ful-O-Pep Larro Poultry & Dairy Feeds PHONE McHENRY 729 523 Waukegan Read FOR SALE -- Baled straw o.nH corn fodder. Hickory Creek Farm, Phone 548-J-2. 45-tf * McHENRY MILLS, lac. ESfl i xnxx^ .V ftmltr}', Hog & Cattle Feeds PHONE McHENRY 81i 506 Crystal Lake Road THOSE WEHf THE'DAYS mrnrn THOSE WERE THE DAYS- , Jwh. • U)HEN t i t i l l i t t l AT EATIN© SUPPER, DAD YlfNifftin "™E GOING. WESTFATHER WILL * RAISIMS VvtGHT NElMtOTlC JUST HUMa<V ByARTBEEMAN N0TfflNG filJT -mtffif tyArnoM CfiOSS HIH -- H8 ^ X 'TAINfT NOTHIN* VWNOERFUU! /-IT'SALL *4 ^ ^TAKiN^ A QUICK YOU TRY IT. HOSSFACH.. -TAKE A QUICK AIM ANO FIRE 1 By FRANK THOMAS. COOLONT HAPPENED* X HPT THE GUN *riAs SONNY SOUTH 80*HY,«IRLS • AH*W LOOKINrPOH ONC SPCCIAL OOX THE ANNUAL SCHOOL BOX •omit ANO DANCE «IN FULL SWING OHtOV'TUM is,AN' wrmTrf By COURTNEY ALDERSON HCAH RURAL DELIVERY ( A WEEK ASO I STOPPED , «-- you BECAUSE y«J DIDN'TJ [jp H A V E L I S K T S / ^ § WELL, DID you F\^ 'EN\? I WOULDN'T FIX WELL, WHY 'EM/ IT'S SO DON'T VoO DARK AT NI6HT Fi* IM I CAN'T SEE.'rd^THE DAYTIME? ByAL SMITH S OH, IN THE DAYTIME ITS SO LI6HT I DON'T NEED LIGHTS/ LITTLE FARMER By KERN PEDEKMiN |?0AP AHEAP rim RESUME SPEED OFF MAIN STREET TELL ME A ^ OK., 80V, OWE I )F S0MEH0W,I WAS STORV, SRAMPSj WAS ON 5A^AR| IN ^ SEPARATED Ff?0M PLEASE, HUH^ JDARKSST AFRICA! \ME ] THE HUNTING ffiOLLV' WERE AFTER LIONS. PARTY/ I WAS THE KING OF ALL ALONE tN THE BEASTS' y ^ JUNGLE/ 6I(SHTLION5 PUSHED LAST ME! T FOUGHT AND ( YEAR, YOU FOUGHT AGAINST K TOLD THIS ODDS' d! STORY, IT WAS ONLY fOUfttlONS' By JOE DENNETT EM? OH,SURE.' LAST VEAR YOU WERE TOOVOUNGT'KNOW THE HORRIBLE By TOM OKA GRANDPA'S BOY A DIMES woeTU <3F /g GOM DROPS, /WR.5CHVIIDT OKAY, ClANNy WMATf THIS IS ONLy TWO CFNT5. m£L± BY ARNIE MOSSLER J KNOW--"THAT'S JUSlJ Vne DOWM PAYMENT/ _ INSIDE A TOQNAtoO SWIRL WITH A, FORCE OF UP TO SOO Mtves AN HOUR/ The damap anea6 iM the U.S. avc^a^e about? 100 qarde wide -- but with an awtvkfe length of 15 *> 16 MILES// Mrs. Anah bover, RLJMNIMG ON THE RSPlXUCAH TICKET FOR TOWN TAX CQUBCTOZ of L0DI, N.V, * DEFEATED HER HUSBAND, A DfMOCBAT, BY 177 VOTES f REMEMBER WHEN ElSHT-YEAR OLD feAI»y S)0MIM0«S»™ CHAMRON HEREFORD SULL,! - ' valued at #210/000 // " ( E.C. Uc-Corw'ick., Ohio bnfcedaiV-, p«Id 5.000 for h m Hh# - WELL. NOW THET VA STEPPED ^ INTO LONG PANTS X SFOSE ITLU \ BC "TOO MUCH F£R VA TO GO OUT ANO GET MY LUNCH' GU6SS YOO FiGGER VOU MIGHT SF^LL SOME OF THE COFFEE ON VOOR NEW SU«T. BUT PONT FECGET >T>UNG FELLER. VOORE STILL THE OFFICE BOY AROUND HERE' >TOODAME HERE LOOKIFSG FOR \WORK. NOW BO SOHG. BY AL SMITH RCURLY WANTS A SANDWICH ANO BRING ME PIE AND COFFEE AN' \SOME CIGARS A HALF HOUR -iFOR LUNCH ANDTHJS IS WHAT HAPPENS •v:. «•>; llncle 0 3 5* Most kids want confection, affection and protection. • • • Many a chap spills the beans when he loses his noodle. • • • It's funny how a little corn and rye kin make a feller feel his oats. • • • Even with dough and crust a feller can be pretty crumby. • • • There's many a seedy character in the garden of love. • • • If you foot your bills your creditors can't sock you. • • • Gittin* lit up ain't ever a sign of brtlUance. CROSSWORD It's the steep prices thai*»^ make the tough sleddin'. • • • The way Uncle Sam keeps us coughin' up sometimes fit* hard to swaller. * • * Too often a feller's big tummy is just a big waist basket * • • It never pays to git steamed up over another fellers hot air. It keeps some birds busy a r I seratchin' to take care of theUj^ bilIs- • • • '"i* A lot of no accounts sure'* build up large charge accounts;™ Yep, monkeys always carry* * tales; nuf sed. v".'JOcr: --REV. CHARLEY GRANTSJr T ^ ACROSS t. Remunerate 4. Clue 9. Place 1:2. Anger 13. AccumuUie 11. Self 15. Rip* 17. Aisle 19. Reddish brown 21. Spool 22. Customs 25. Pertaining to th« nose 28. Mineral rock (pi) 29. Make into * l*w :;i. Musical netc H2. Free S3. Stop 34. Extinct bird :i.V Like 36. Chores 37. ObstractiMt 38. American explorer 40. Most weird 42. Sinfie tint 44. TransKronioiu 45. Under 48. Part of Oowtr 51. Craft 6S. Extinguiali 64. N arrow inlet 86. Affirmative w SS. Come in 57. Apd DOWN 1. Hole S. Part of to bk S. Longed lor 4. Outmoded $. U 5. Plant fluid T. Former Rutti* ruler •. Perfume 9. Close* tightif 10. Ova 11. Pedal digit 18. " 18. Chair . 20. Woody plants iSL Cood conduet .'3. Get up J4. \'iin;r ^6. Minute particles 27; Smallest amount ;h>. HeasU of burden :\3. 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