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COLLEGE OFFERS NEW, ONE-YEAR COMPUTER CLASS The summer course offerings on computers and data processing have been established at McHenry County college. Courses to be offered include Introduction to Data Processing, Computer Programming I, Computer Programming 0, Computer Programming HI, and Keypunch Operator Training. Many of the courses are scheduled in the evenings. Most of the courses make use of the computer now in operation at the interim Crystal Lake campus of the college. Further information on enrollment in these and other courses may be obtained from McHenry County college, 6200 Northwest Highway, Crystal Lake, or by phoning the college. •* LOST ON 1-80? Public Works Director William F. Cellini announced bid letting of a system whereby motorists stranded along 1-80 between Rock Island-Moline and east of Joliet will, be able to call State Police -- and toll free, too. Roadside terminals will be placed at outside shoulder edges at one mile intervals for use by motorists needing assistance or information, Cellini explained. The two-way voice installation, with either radio or cable carrier, will operate through State Police headquarters in Joliet, Peru and Rock Island-Moline. RAND Chrysler Plymouth Motors, Inc. OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK 1967 PLYMOUTH Bel v. IT, 4 dr. V8 Automatic power. $1577 1967 DODGE 4 Dr., Coronet 440, automatic. Beauty, V8 $1377 1966 IMP ALA Convertible, Super Sport, 427 engine. 4 speed mag. wheels. Like new. $1695 1966 FORD Country Squire Station Wagon. 10 passenger. Like new. Full power. $1677 1966 FORD Galaxie, 4 dr., H.T. Air conditioned, full power. Plastic covers. $1195 1966 MERCURY Hardtop. 2 dr., air cond. Must see to appreciate. $1188 1966 PONTIAC 4 dr, Catalina. V8. Full power. $1150 1965 PLYMOUTH Stationwagon. Fury III, 383 engine. Like new. $988 1965 Bonneville 4 dr., H.T. power, automatic. Beauty. 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It's time for the moral pendulum to swing back in the right direction! By - George W. Crane, Ph. D., M.D. • 3 CASE K-501: Orien Fifer is a famous newspaper editor in Phoenix. He vividly contrasted his visit on two successive evenings at night clubs in Las Vegas. At Buddy Hackett's closing show, Orien says the comedian started using 3-letter and 4-letter words, apparently to shock the audience into embarrassed laughter. PG. 16 - PLAINDEALER- FRI. MAY 16, 1969 Orien says that as a live-' long newspaperman, he has come into contact with sordidness and filth, such as Hackett's "descent into the garbage pail." But on the second night, Orien visited Tennessee Ernie Ford's show. Ernie alternated his beauti- Cheaper in the long run. Gas will never cost you much. (You'll got up to 27 miles to the gallon.) And the amount of oil you uso is liko a drop in the bucket (It only takes 2.7 quarts and almost never needs more between changes.) 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Clean $1195 1956 DODGE vv/cattle rack $595 1958 I.H.C. w^/box & hoist $1495 1962 CHEV. 80 series, rebuilt engine and grain trailer $1895 McHENRY G.M.C.- & RAMBLER PHONE 815-385-2620 1801 RT. 120 McHENRY, ILLINOIS ful song hits with a group of youngsters who had great musical talent, and the audience loved it. "And now," added Orien Fifer, 'Til tell you about the last number on his program, something that sent shivers up the spine of this observer of sin. "For Ernie said while on his regular television show, he always concluded with a hymn, so he told the audience he'd like to do one now. '•A hymn in a night club? *' A spiritual in the same room that had heard blue, blue jokes only 24 hours previously? "It was hard to believe, but then Ernie sat on a stool while the young folks stood behind him, humming the accompaniment and breaking into the chorus with Ernie's deep baritone: " 'Precious Lord ... take my hand ... lead me home.' "The audience, which had been clinking glasses before dinner was served, was spellbound as the genUe words of the hymn swept through the room. "I shall remember this finale with reverence ... something Buddy Hackett wouldn't understand." Orien Fifer's terse contrast of smut entertainment with uplifting musical inspiration, merits nation-wide attention. For there is an inherent idealism in American teenagers, as well as their parents, which confounds Hollywood. That's why "The Sound of Music," though disdained by Hollywood, proved to be an alltime popular hit. Salaciousness has been inthe saddle too long! Movies have degenerated into what Orien Fifer has termed a "garbage tossing" contest, vainly trying to recruit attendance by vulgarity, perversion and crass sexual immorality. On marquees, they subhead movie tiUes with such terms as "Adulterous and Incestuous." Sodom and Gomorrah likewise degenerated in similar manner and so did the Roman Empire. It is high time to reassert Am3rica'8 pristine virtues and stress the basic themes of true love, sacrifice, courage and modesty, on which lawful society always depends. Mrs. Crane and I have quit taking our guests to our Chicago theaters because we can't stomach the insipid plots. For the modern playwrights degenerate into profanity and sexual vulgarity, mistakenly thinking the self-conscious and embarrassed tittering of a shocked audience is proof of the writer's superb humor. It isn't! Spontaneous laughter at wholesome humor differs greatly from the nervous laughter of shocked people who hear 4-letter words! True humor requires genius. But any moron can produce embarrassed laughter! (Always write to Dr. Crane in care of this newspaper, enclosing a long stamped, addressed envelope and 20 cents to cover typing and printing costs when you send for one of his booklets.) ii Political Corner HOWLETT WILL ADDRESS RALLY FOR WIN ELAND Michael J. Howlett, state Auditor of Public Accounts, will be the featured speaker at a meeting sponsored by the De- Kalb County Democratic Central committee Monday evening, May 19, at 8 p.m. The meeting will be in the party headquarters at Second street and Lincoln highway, De- Kalb. Martin David Dubin, Democratic county chairman, saidit will be the formal opening of John Wineland's campaign for State Representative from the 33rd district in the June 24 special election. "The district includes Boone and Kendall counties as well as DeKalb and parts of McHenry and Kane counties. Democratic leaders from the neighboring counties have accepted invitations to attend. We expect a strong turnout to meet Mr. Wineland and hear Auditor Howlett," Dubin said. IT PAYS TO SHOP |N McHENRY I