PAGE 6-PLAINDEALER-FRIDAY, JUNE 16, 1972 ( \ il This might be a good way to start a column as anything until we can think of something to write about. Our sidekick, Marie, gave it to u$: "Instructions to the newly formed baseball team read as follows: There will be baseball practice in the park this coming Saturday afternoon If it rains in the afternoon, we will have morning practice instead " When you start a new team there is just nothing like organization EARL WALSH So I Hear SPORTS EDITORJ other Miller who wrote about Phil Regan is Janet L. There is a rumor that Father Jerry taught his kids to say "Cul> bies" before they could say Ma ma or Da-da. He taught his family to pray:"God bless Mama, God bless Daddy, and God help us if we don't grow up to be Cub fans." We watch some TV com mercials -- especially those which promote low calorie foods. Must have tried them all, then step on the scales or look in the mirror and get discouraged. The lost has been found. That ^7T7l?thru Theirs. 6/22 V life theret a OF'42 Doctors have given us diets. Well, now! A lettuce on rye crisp sandwich. Doesn't that make your mouth water - - - Overweight doctors tell us to lose weight. We read those doctor columns in the newspapers. One says to stay away from potatoes. Another says everybody needs potatoes 'cause they take certain minerals out of the ground. Another tells us that eggs can be eaten twice a day. Another says eggs are a No-No 'cause they will give us a cholesterol problem. Another says to limit ourself to 1000 calories a day. That's not enough for a bird. Hells bells -- put us on 1000 calories a day and in two months a good wind would blow us away. We simply reason that it is natural for us to be heavy -- our ancestors tipped the scales to a pretty fancy figure. Please pass the meat and potatoes. 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Presentations and Require the Purchase of Separata Admissions. Separate J Adult Art Films VouUe 0?eattvit * PRESENTED EVERY DAY AT 9 PM THE PROGRAM DESIGNED WITH COUPLES IN MIND STARTS FRIDAY JUNE 16th thru THURS. JUNE 22nd 35mm "TRIPLE X" COLOR ART FILM 'EDDY' «! \f6mm Tinden^nototd t A Full Length West Coast Product - Color & English Sound FOR MATURE MEN & WOMEN 18 & OVER PROOF OF AGE REQUIRED AND INSPECTED! * The Thunderbird pool will open Tuesday, June 20, and remain open for eight weeks until Aug. 13. The Lake Region YMCA will begin its fifth season of swim instruction for tiny tots, youth and adults and the third season of recreational swimming for the entire family June 20, at the Thunderbird Farm on U.S. Route 14. The clear, heated pool at the Farm is supervised by YMCA personnel for all recreational swims. Everyone 7 years and older is eligible to participate in the recreational swims. Youth under 7 should be accompanied by an adult when swimming. The summer schedule lists 90 minutes of recreational swimming daily on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursdays and Friday, beginning at 1, 2:40, 4:20 and 6:30 p.m. The weekend swim schedule includes swims at 1, 2:40 and 4:20 p.m. on Saturdays and Sundays. Persons may use the facilities of the pool for the entire summer of recreational swimming. The summer rate is based upon YMCA mem bership. Non-members of the YMCA who wish to participate in the recreational swims are asked to pay a small fee for each swim. The popular YMCA swim instruction classes will be conducted in four two-week sessions beginning June 20, July 5, July 18 and Aug. 1. Each two-week session will meet on Tuesdays through Fridays, for a total of eight days. The July 5 session is Wednesday through Friday, the first week, and Monday through Friday the second week. Classes are for all ages of boys and girls. Tiny Tot classes are for thoee, four, five and six-year-olds. Youth classes are for seven-year-olds and up, and include all levels of swimmer's instructions from beginning through Junior and Senior lifesaving. Adult in structions will also be provided with evening classes, beginning July 5 and July 18. The National YMCA Aquatic program, which lists swimming levels of beginners, minnows, fish, flying fish, shark and porpoise, is followed for all instructional classes. At the present time, there are openings for all youth and adult swimmers during all four periods of instruction. There are beginner classes for youth 7 years and older planned from 10 to 10:55 a.m., and from 10:55 to 11:50 a.m. Deep water classes are scheduled for youth 7 years and older, according to their abilities. There is a class for fish and shark from 10 to 10:55 a.m., and a class for minnows and flying fish from 10:55 to 11:50 a.m. Swim classes are maintained with a Day Camp And Swim Lesson Openings Still Available Day camp and swimming lesson openings are still available for youngsters through the school and com munity summer recreation program. Day camp openings are available by the week from June 19 through July 21. Registration may be made at city park from 9-11:30 on any weekeday or at central ad ministration office on Main street. »» Swimming lessons are available for session II (June 26 to July 7) or for Session III (July 10 to July 21). Registration may be made any weekday morning in the West campus swimming pool or at central administration. I Coast Gfiard"| | News t If you have noticed an unusally large number of Coast Guard Patrol boats on the Chain O'Lakes and Fox river waters the last couple of weeks, it is part of a safety strike force the Coast Guard Ninth District is using. The Fox Chain of Lakes is one of the Coast Guard Ninth District's most concentrated boating areas. Areas such as these will be visited several times this year by the Coast Guards safety strike force to help ensure the safe operation and compliance with Federal Boating Safety regulations. The first of these operations were conducted June 1 to 5. The following violations of Federal Safety regulations were noted: Negligent operations, 10; Improper display of reg. numbers, 185; Valid certificate of registration, 135; Lighting (night only), 11; Flame arrestor properly installed, 14; Personal floatation devices, 63; Horn of whistle adequate, 14; Bell adequate, 3; Ventilation of engine or fuel compts, 25; Fire extinguishers, 12. Termination of use of 11 boats were ordered by boarding officers due to especially hazardous conditions and 2 search and rescue missions conducted. The operations were con ducted by; CDR. K.D. Albritton, Chief of Boating Safety Division, Cleveland Ohio and W2 H.R. Wolf, Commanding officer Boating Safety team 09, Cleveland, Ohio. BMC _JS.» Cuggino, O.I.C. Fox Lake, 111.; BMC, O.I.C., Oshkosh, Wise."; BMC M. Archard, O.I.C// Ludington, Mich.; BMC T. Whalen, O.I.C., Detroit, Mich.; BMC Tyler, O.I.C., Sandusky, Ohio. The operations were carried over to cover June 1<) and 11 and will return severail times this year. Reckless And Negligent Operation? It is a federal offense to operate any motorboat or any ratio of one instructor to every eight students at the beginner level and one instructor to every ten students in the deep water classes. Tiny tot classes are from 11:50 to 12:20 p.m. and from 12:20 to 12:50 p.m. The Lake Region YMCA office is at 95 N. Grant street, Crystal Lake. Additional in formation is available by contacting the office, Mondays through Fridays, from 9 a.m. until 5 p.m. Registrations may only be completed by mail or in person. vessel in a reckless or negligent manner so as to endanger life, limb, or property of any person. Including one's self! Negligent means lack of care under the circumstances; the failure to exercise that care whichareasonable,careful and prudent person would exercise under like circumstances. Reckless means or indicates an absence of all care. A wilful disregard for the safety of persons or property which involves intentional conduct but not intentional harm. Pleasure boaters in the Fox Chain of Lakes obey the 'No Wake' signs almost religiously in most cases, however, where there are no signs many boaters no longer take notice of their wake in the vicinity of docks, other boats lying dead in the water, and boats fastened to their moorings, and the personal property on the shore. Pleasure boaters we are all responsible for the way we operate our boats so let us all do our part by taking the time to watch out and care for our fellow boaters. For additional information contact: Officer in Charge, 17 South Rte. 12, Fox Lake, Illinois 60020. 312-587-6135 N. w Athletes Away S. E. <1 TbeM^WiUi/l SAUSAGE\£/CHE£SE 385-6349 3412 W. Elm Street McHenry • HOME MADE SAUSAGE • IMPORTED & DOMESTIC CHEESE Bring this ad with you for 50</ off on a pound of Roast Beef or Baked Ham. While you're here, Register for our free flight to Germany. -CATERING & PARTY TRAYS- Starts JUNE 16 Friday FRENCH CONNECTION -SUMMER SCHEDULE- 7:00 & 9:00 Each Eve. TOWN El Fox Lake 587-2612 Fri. - Sat. - Sun. June 16-18 .Admission Only $1. M0N.-THURS. ADULT ENTERTAINMENT For persons 18 & over -DOUBLE FEATURE- "SHE CAME BY BUS" & A Surprise Adult Hit ADMISSION $2.50 Fri. - Thurs. June 16-22 ft* tfWMaMBMA Muk HMUU * -tt-1 -raraa n commt ur roost rennuG caper ever -f concaved. ffigl Plus co-feature Ken Betts, 6-0, 185, an of fensive center and defensive linebacker from McHenry West Campus high school, will be attending Lakeland College in the fall, it was announced by John D. Thome, head football coach at Lakeland. -"Ken hastheabilityaswellas the desire to play college ball," according to Bill Day, head football coach at McHenry West. "He's very coachable and a man of excellent character both on and off the field." Day feels that Betts can be Lakeland's offensive center. Thome calls Betts "a very welcome addition to Lakeland College in view of his fine academic-athletic abilities." Ken is the son of Mr. and Mrs. Kenneth Betts, Sr., 2302 Manor Lane, McHenry. The Lakeland Muskies, under Thome's leadership, have compiled a 35-10-1 record over the past five years, including five consecutive undefeated Gateway championships. Chuckwagon Riders\ Saddle> Club # The Chuck Wagon Riders Saddle Club's first approved All Appaloosa Horse Show is being held July 9, in their new arena at the Thunderbird Horsemen's camp located on Rte. 31 north of Crystal Lake, 111., or 6 miles south of McHenry. There will be 42 classes and they will begin promptly at 8 a.m. The judge will be Larry Dean Edwards from Dayton, Ohio. This show has been approved by Blackhawk and Southern Wisconsin Appaloosa Associations. For further information contact Vernon Schiller, 815- 385-3369, or Ray Goldman, 815- 459-1212. McHenry ̂ County Saddle Club McHenry County Saddle Club will hold its twenty-first annual horse show, on Sunday, June 25. It will be held at the McHenry county fair grounds, Rt. 47, and Country Club road. , Wood stock, starting at 8:30 a.m. The judge for the day will be Jim Hoopes from Muscatine, Iowa. The show is approved by the A.Q.H.A., I.Q.H.A., L.L.Q.H.A., and I.G.B.R.A. There will be registered quarter horse halter classes in the morning, and performance classes will have classes for registered horses and open speed classes for non- registered horses. 100 percent payback of entry fees in all performance classes. Trophy and six ribbons in each class. High point youth activity trophy and high point horse trophy will be presented at the close of the show. Lunch stand on grounds. The public is invited to attend the show. cHENRT YOUTH LEAGUE In the ladies' league, Harry's Arco team was tops after play on June 13. Winners of the event of the day low net: Class A--Laura Schmitt 35, Gladys Blair 35. Class B--Nancy McAuliffe 36. Class C-Hazel Stohl an 34. MEMO TO THE GIRLS:Give us some unusual happenings or humorous stories from your group. M a r y l a n d w a s n a m ^ d f o r Queen Henrietta Maria, wife of Charles I of England. ROXANNE SCHILLER Bull Valley Doers 3rd Annual All-Youth Horse Show The Bull Valley Doers 4-H Club will hold their third annual All- Youth Horse Show on June 18, Father's Jay. The show will be held at the H.H. Mass Horse Farm on McCullom Lake Road, north off McHenry. Gates open at 8 a.m. and the first event will start at 9 a.m. There will be twenty events, including halter as well as speed and action classes. More than 50 horses will be competing for the 21 trophies and 120 ribbons donated by some of the local businessmen. Children are admitted free and fathers for half price. Refresh ments will be served on the grounds by the Bull Valley Doers 4-H Club. McHenry Country Club The second round of the Director's Tournament played at the club on Sunday, June 11, showed the following results: CLASS A - A. Jackson beat R. Waytula, B. Jacobs defeated Ray Spiess, E. Buss beat D. Freund, and C. Newkirk beat J. Varese. CLASS B - G. Nelson beat B. Funk, T. Evans beat B. Elbersen, E. Cepulis defeated B. Strauss, and B. Andrews beat W. Frett. CLASS C - T. Spengel beat Doc Savler, T. McNulty beat T. Victor, H. Reihansperger beat K. Holmes, and F. Ballstaedt beat J. Nolan. CLASS D - P. Rizzo beat S. Guanci, E. Bishoff beat E. Ray, T. Burke beat B. Yopp, and E. Tonyan Jr., defeated D. Ger- stad. Low net winners for the day were: CLASS A- B. Chelini, W. Jacobs, and T. O'Connell. CLASS B - H. Jensen, T. Bolger, and E. Brown. CLASS C - T. Burke, E. Tonyan Jr., and Doc Carelli. P.S. Didn't notice anything in S.I.H. column of last week to the fact that it was Mona's birthday June 8. Events like this should not be missed. (NOW YOU TELL US! - S.I.H.) A few days ago when Dave Wickenkamp pitched his perfect game, he was asked "what are you going to do for an encore?" Try to pitch another one he said." Well he came close Monday night, when Dave and his teammates the Cards beat the Mets 13-0. ,The Mets came up with one hit by T. Buch. Dave hit a grand slam home run in the first in ning to get the scoring started off the losing pitcher Jim Hosin. Dave has been in our league two full years and has compiled a great record for himself, winning thirteen games and losing only three. He has twenty-five home runs, four with bases loaded, and has a total of 188 strike outs, while pitching for his team. Dave's performance is a great example of the fine baseball that can be seen every night at the V.F.W. park in McHenry. Come out and see one. I'm sure you will see a great game. Tuesday night saw the Orioles and Giants play with T. Jacobson going for the Orioles and R. Bender for the Giants. The Orioles winning 7-5. Both teams had a home run with S. Lane hitting one for the Orioles. R. Bender for the Giants. Find Injured Man Unconscious In Car On Highway Tuesday morning about 1:20, sheriff's police responded to a report by the Richmond Police ' department that an injured man had been found sitting in his auto along Route 12, north of Richmond, near the Wisconsin state line. When deputies arrived, they found the Walworth County Sheriff's department at the scene along with the Richmond Rescue squad. Investigation revealed the driver, Joseph Flicek of 2017 N. Ringwood road, McHenry, was unconscious with a cut over his eye. He was taken to McHenry hospital for treatment. Ac cording to deputies, Flicek was either unable or unwilling to account for his injuries after he recovered. He stated that he had pulled to the side of the road to rest because he was tired. After receiving treatment at the hospital, Flicek was released and allowed to return to his home. Legal Notice NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that a Special Meeting of the McHENRY COUNTY COLLEGE BOARD, JUNIOR COLLEGE DISTRICT NO. 528, will be held at the Interim Offices of the College, 6200 Northwest Highway (I.I.T. Building), Crystal Lake, Illinois, on Tuesday, June 20, 1972, at 7:30 P.M. for the purpose of considering per sonnel matters. -s- Barbara Pautz Secretary (Pub. June 16,1972) COAST GUARD RECRUITMENT Coast Guard Recruiter Jim Hazen will be in the McHenry city hall Friday, June 16, from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. and Saturday, June 17, from 9 a.m. to noon. For further information, call 312-546-3784 Round Lake Beach. CARS COLLIDE John W. Appner of Port 'Orange, Fla., was blamed by sheriff's police for failure to yield at a stop or yield in tersection after his auto was struck at the intersection of Walkup avenue and Hillside road, near Crystal Lake, Saturday afternoon about 4:40 o'clock. His car was struck by Ronald L. Braun of 1916 Park lane, McHenry, who was north bound on Walkup avenue when he noticed the Appner auto in the intersection. He applied his brakes but was unable to stop in time to avoid a collision. "FLEA MARKET" Sun. 8-4 STARTS FRIDAY Shown Nitely 7 & 9 TH£J\ THE \ \\ illiiims Si C S I \ I I \ k ! I'honc K I 5 459-6440 ffThe niftiest chase sequence since silent films!" * --pau| o. Zimmerman. Newsweek Academy Award Winner GENE HACKMAN FRENCH CONNECTION R Next Week, June 23 Coming Soon.... "COWB0T5*r~With John Wayne SMUKHD History in Chess! Chess sets often commemorate battles. After Waterloo, many were made depicting Wellington leading English soldiers against Napoleon and the French. A set made after the battle of Saratoga had George Washington with Li berty as his queen, flanked by Generals Gates and Morgan. Rank ed opposite them were George III and Britannia, with Generals Howe and Burgoyne. MVl WOODSTOCK 338 003/ Fri. June 16 for 1 week WINNER/OF 5 OR BY DE LUXE* Admission price child .75 Adults L50 Students 1.25