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- / 5 / THE FELLOW ) ' WITH A GOOD VEGETA&LE GARDEN GROWS PLENTY OF NEW FRIENDS THIS TIME OF , L, YEAR, J N DEALER- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE GAVE YOU A HICKEY li v\a.s 19S8 when making love meant' making oui HARVARD THEATRE \ \ ) l / < S I R I I I A 24 HOI K / \ / ORM 1 ll()\ I I 1 / I \ R D I I / l \ O l . S • ' W s ' > 4 < 4 4 I .[ v\ ( I I \N COMFORTABLE CONTROLLED OAK PAfiK HOTEL 801 GROVE on PISTAKEE BAY NOW UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT 1 THURSDAY SPECIAL! BAR-B-QUE RIBS *4.00(53011) SANDWICHES DAILY TO 1 AM WEEKDAYS 2 AM WEEKENDS |<9fW Off ON AU. I fcl/7»FlSHIN6 TACKLE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM FOR 7 DAYS - FRI. AUG. 30 THRU THURS. SEPT. At 9:00 ft 10:25 Every Night. >RESENJ£D BYJOPULAR REQUJSZ; - ft fADULTSTI LIMITEDTO AGE 18 & OVER" f yy { j_ ONLY^ J^^£iTivy>j^FjE(^iRED!] A In response to the specific requests from our vast audience we present the third Choice as another Adult Program Special. This is the film portrayal that placed Miss Linda , Lovelace in 'notoriety' and resulted Jn countless interviews and magazine/ newspaper articles and photographs. llrecfed by Gerald Damiano , who also "i the much acclaimed 'Devil In Miss Jones', we present: MISS LINDA LOVELACE Starring in D-- T--- We always average a majority of |couples. The audience ratio has been as high as 79% Adult Couples at a 'Special'I To Be Confuted With A Recent Similar Film) or Passes for This Motion Picture Portrayd- Presented for Mature Men & Women Fflmi Selected From Stited Audience Preference! „ i lAff Of THE WEEK "« 2908 W. RTE. 120 McHENRY, ILL. Phone 815-385-3585 ,, ,, . 9 HfLE WINNERS. These lady golfers captured titles in the 9 hole toufney at the McHenry Country Club. L-r are 1st flight Evelyn GuiUier. Low gross and Fran Herrmann - Idw net. 2nd flight Ann Bla)>ey - loW gross and Shirley Nye - low net. ^ (STAFF PHOTO-WAYNE GAYLORD) •MM HOLDOVER & A SPECIAL! 'ARATE PROGRAMS - SEPARATE TICKETS FOR EACH) FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM YDAYS ONLY! FRI. AUG. 30 THRU THURS. SEPT. 5 Ukrtoon At 7:05 FEATURE AT 7: 20 ONLY! Out 8 50 I MELD OVER! Attn. All Grafitti Lovers SUPER SATIN LATEX T R E M E N D O U S V A L U E ! FREE QUART W I T H P U R C H A S E O F O N E B r i n g i n this C O U P O N a n d S A V E G A L L O N O R M O R E O P E L L I O T T ' S P A I N T VYCITAL'S HARDWARE 1228 N. GREEN ST. McHENRY m Avoid the rush. Prepare your firearms now for the hunting season. SEPTEMBER 4, 19?4 Blacks Win Soap Bowl Thriller 6-0 By Dick Rabbitt The Black team coached by the Kast Campus duo of Don" Seaton and Yern Peterson won the annual Soap Bowl battle 6-0 on Friday night. However the White team coached by the veterans Bob Swartzloff and Greg Johnson from West Campus were on the Black's one foot line when the game ended It was indeed a thriller and kept the some 600 fans there until the final gun. Flaying two twenty minute halves and with no kickoffs the teams seemed evenly matched. The Blacks taking the ball on their own 30 advanced to the White's 25 before their offense bogged down The Whites couldn't move the ball with any consistency, and were forced to punt. Starting on their own 43 the Blacks started a drive that got them into pavdirt. Dave Dulberg going over from the 2 with seven minutes left in the first half for the only score of the game. The second half seemed to favor the White team, although they could not get on the scoreboard George Hansen, with a nifty bit of open field running, returned a Black kick 85 yds t . for a T.D. only to have it nullified by a clipping penalty. Denny Useman broke through for a 50 vd. gain only to be overtaken byBrian Nuss on the Black's 14 yd. line. Don Rode, the White quarterback, made several nice runs late in the game. Steve Lane, the burly fullback playing both ways for the Whites, looked impressive. The Blacks, with Kaspryzck and Damiani sharing the quarterback post, also looked good in winning. With a backfield of Nuss, Klapperich and Dulberg. they moved the ball Linemen on both sides played what seemed to be pretty good football. At times you could hear the popping in the press box as the so called men in the"pit" batted heads. Kppel, Mai, Jermgan. Jacobs, Yoight, Nimsgerh, Miller, Gerstad. Dix, Biederer, Whitehad. Gerrard, Barry, Haag, Street, Christofferson, Decker, Williams, all were in the middle of things, and I know 1 missed some names, but it looks as if the coming season the Warriors are going to raise some eyebrows in the North Suburban. Coach Day was wfell pleased with the game. Naturally, he feels some improvements can be made, and with another week of polishing up the rough spots, the Warriors should be ready for the opener at Mundelein on Saturday. Aquatic Safety And Senior Lifesaving Offered At YMCA Classes in aquatic safety and lifesaving will start September 9th at the Lake Region YMCA, 7350 S. Route 31, Crystal Lake. Aquatic safety is a basic course for all ages, swimming ability, and physical limitations designed to provide a foundation of learning for all other courses to encourage individuals to recognize their positive ability and advance to their maximum as protectos and savers of lives. This class lasts 3 weeks and is from 6:00- 7:15 P.M. on Wednesdays and Fridays. Senior Lifesaving which 1 Speed 2 Draft 3. Length 4. Beam follows aquatic safety will train the individual who is 15 years of age or older and who is a competent, - conditioned swimmer in the following areas: Personal safety, aquatic safety, watermanship, water assist and related emergencies. Prerequisite is aquatic safety course and shark skills. Class meets Wednesday and Friday from 6:00-7:15 P.M. for seven weeks. For further information call the YMCA at 459-4455. Class registration August 15 September 14. ANSWERS saiedaa .fouaSaaiua JOJ aatw aaddoo jo [103 aaje.w gui>juijp fouaSaauig aatAap Suipeq JO ja>png auq Sutpunos sjaed aaeds aui| jo jaaj 09 jsea| je pue aoqauy spaeoq aaeds siooj, spueq |je aoj saaAaasaad ajrj auq 3UIJOOI\ pie jsjij aaqsm^uijxa aaij paAoaddy jto jo ueo aaeds jqSiiqseij a|]Siq.w ao uaon ssedujoj auqoseS jo ueo aaeds :§uueog Jajes JOJ luauadmbg Pre-School Programs At YMCA The Lake Region YMCA at 7350 S. Route 31, Crystal Lake, will have pre-school swim programs along with a special gym program designed for these little people. Early experiences which challenge and help coordinate mind and body along with basic swimming skills make the six month thru twelve month girls and boys swim instruction program on Mondays from but we spent much time together in our early years. One time we decided to make money trapping So we found a friend in "Willie" Welch, who allowed us to set out traps on his farm Ond day, as we bent over to set a trap, our dear cousin let us have it you know where with a shot from his BB gun We must have chased him across the county line Quentin was the kind who worried about everybody else in the family Never harmed anybody and had a host of friends There must be a place in heaven for the likes O'Quentin Walsh If we can get a passport some day, we will look him up. It doesn't happen very often Somehow we were talked into wheeling a kart through a supermarket recently Such dodging We can wheel the gas buggy down a tollway much easier Our neighbor. Bill Kreutzer, is home from a trip to Hawaii where he learned some new dances. Illinois hunting and trapping digest and posters will be sent out in September (hopefully early). Each year there is a delay while waiting for federal regulations on Migratory water fowl. Leo Blake claims he listened to a weather report that told the listeners: "Tomorrow partly sunny. Thursday partly cloudy". Take your choice. Womdc* e F10TU.L* 6-* a U S .CO. Ai/x. ) C" 1. Life-saving devices will last many years if they are properly handled. Which of the following practices are conducive to obtaining maximum life9 1. Use buoyant cushions regularly as seat cushions. 2. Store devices in the bottom of lockers. 3. Frequently air them and dry them in the sun 4. All of the above. 2. What precautions should be taken in the care and use of life preservers or buoyant vests9 1. Handle carefully to avoid breaking the plastic bags in which the buoyant material is sealed 2. Fit straps to each individual before starting cruise 3. Have out and readily accessible to all passengers. 4. All of the above. 3. The "Clas^" (A, 1,2 and 3) of a boat is determined by its A HOLE IN ONE. Anna Johnson (right) shows club champion Carol Cooney the ball she used during her Ace on hole 18 earlier this year. Anna used a No. 5 wood. Carol Cooney captured the club champion title with a 54 hole play of 271. STAFF PHOTO-WAYNE GAYLORD AtfOUNP THIS WAY, roP • I WANT A CLOSE-UP "POR TH' SCWOOL TMOTO CONTEST!" We will get your firearms in top operating condition. All work done by an expert skilled gunsmith. SHOTGUN AMMO FROM BOX ON UP "EARL WALSH So I Hear SPORTS EDITOR--I We have been giving Pat Wirtz credit for those well- written softball reports That still goes. But, a little bird tells us that Pat's wife, Ann, is the one who types the stories so neatly and without a mistake Now, Ann, you will never guess how we learned the true story. We Hive spies! While we are at it. lets throw a bouquet to Bruce Ericson for his reports on softball. He's another good one. Such copy is appreciated Always thought we could roll with the punches Haven't lived so long without some jolts But, when Cousin Louise phoned to say that Cousin Quentin had passed away, it hit us hard -- real hard. Quentin was a little younger, 11:00-11:45 A.M. a big hit with these children and their parents. One year thru three year girls and boys have swim instruction on Mondays 11:00- 11:45 a.m. or 2:15-3:00 P.M. or on Thursday from 9:15-10:00 A.M. Four year thru six year girls and boys have a combined program of gym and swim which includes exercises, tumbling, games and other gymnastic skills. In the pool one instructor for every six children. Classes meet on Mondays at 9:30-10:30 A.M. or 1:15-2:15 P.M., Tuesdays at 1:15-2:15 P.M. or Thursdays at 1:15-2:15 P.M. Six year olds have a specially designed swim instruction program on Saturdays at 9:30- 10:00 A M where swimmer are grouped by ability. There are even parent and tot recreational swims during the days and evenings to make it a family experience at the Y>1CA For further information about these programs, call 459-4455. Five McHenry Area Karate Students In Kwan's Tournament Five McHenry area karate students competed in the Kwon's Open Karate Tournament on Sundav, August 25, at the Joliet Jr. College in Joliet, Illinois Kevin Cedergren, son of Mr. and Mrs. Donald Cedergren of McHenry, won third place trophy for free style fighting, Junior Division. The other local entrants were Roger Winters, Jeff Spears and Tom Krak of McHenry, and Bob Reuter of Wonder Lake. I^ee Bennett, director and head instructor at Lakeland Academy of Karate won the first place trophy for free style fighting, senior division. The five students also represented the academy. The Kown's tournament is an annual event which draws competitors throughout the midwest The academy's competition team will compete next in LaCrosse, Wisconsin in October Hettermann's Old Timers, McHenry All- Stars Win The largest crowd of the year turned out on Wednesday, August 28. to watch an exciting evening of 16 inch softball. In the first game, Hettermann's Old-Timers defeated Bimbo's Old-Timers 4-3. The second game saw our McHenry All- Stars easily defeat the Crystal Lake All-Stars 11-3. Hettermann's Bill Haag singled in the bottom of the seventh inning to send the winning run across the plate. Other highlights from the Old- Timer's game included homeruns by Larry Gibson of Bimbo's and Dick Marsh of Hettermann's Whitey Bergoff singled, doubled, and tripled in three appearances for Bimbo's. Other members of Hettermann's team included: B. Miller, W. Frett, B. Schmitt, S. Meyers, T. Oeffling, J. Olson, B. Meyer, W. Smith, A. Jackson, T. Oeffling, J. Huff, G. Wakitsch, B. Meyers, C. Neiss, L. Freund, and L. Schmitt. Also representing Bimbo's were: C. Cuda, G Kurtz, G. Sehaefer, C. Payne, G. Morenz, P. Piesert, F. Matthesius, R Weyland, E. Todd B. Prassel, B. Worm, A. Jourdan, and D. Freund. Jim Meyers was named the Most Valuable Player of the All-Star game as his three hits sparked the McHenry team to "Victory. One of Jim's hits was a homerun in the third inning which tied the score at two apiece. Shortly thereafter Tom Spasojevich's triple sent the team ahead to stay. MCHENRY ALL-STARS ab r h J Meyers 4 4 3 D. Hiller 2 1 1 Kazlausky 2 0 1 Spasojevich 3 2 2 W. Hiller 4. 0 1 Soda 2 0 1 Smith 2 1 1 Sehaefer 3 0 1 Bentz 3 0 0 Pusateri 2 1 1 Frantz 1 0 0 Morenz 2 1 1 Thiel 1 0 0 B Meyer 1 0 0 R. Meyers 2 1 1 2B: J Meyers. D Hiller, Smith. 3B: Spasojevich 2, W. Hiller, Soda. HR: J. Merers 18 HOLE WINNERS. With winning smiles these lady golfers of the McHenry Country Club display their favorite clubs. L-r are Class C Carol Bolger- low net. Carta Wright - low gross. Class B Ethel Conway - low net, Laverne Harpling - low gross, Class A Floss O'Connell - low net and Club Champion Carol Coonev. Carol is also the ladies golf president. (STAFF PHOTO-WAYNE GAYLORD)