PAGE 6 - PLAIN DEALER - FRIDAY. AUGUST 15, 1973 "EARL WALSH- So I Hear SPORTS EDITOR--I When Father Starts .to Snore By Harold W. Nichols The supper dishes washed and dried. Ma starts in darnin' socks. Dad's in his rockin' chair an' reads. An' smokes his pipe, an' rocks. But pretty soon his rockin' stops An' then we hear a roar. Gee whiz! It's simply terribul When Father starts to snore. Ma says it sounds just like them guns That's boomin' out in France; But, anyway, he snores so hard The house just seems to dance. Sometimes he just breathes hard a spell An' then let's out a boom That seems to me will bust the walls Right out the settin'-room. Sometimes he'll almost choke to death, An jump an' snort an' shake; An' then we kids know right away Our dad is now awake. Says Ma, "Well, Pa, you was asleep." But Pa says, "No, sir-ee. I've just been readin' 'bout the war An' them new guns,* says he.' "1 guess you dreamed about them guns/' Says Ma an' winks at me, "An' tried to im-mer-tate their noise." But Father says, "Not me'" Then reads some more, but soon leans back. An' soon he shakes the door. On. goodness me! There's sure some noise • When Father starts to snore. Found the above in one of the many scrap books our mother kept. It dates back to World War One, but snoring covers a longer period. We are accused of sawing wood ourselves when sleep overtakes us. And sometimes we must run into a knot in the wood. A while ago we awakened from a nap in our chair &nd^ found our little granddaughter laughing. She said, "Grandpa, you were sleep talking". Our first question was, "Did grandma hear me?" We are catching up on publishing sports pictures. Had a couple of calls and had to explain there just wasn't space for all of them at one time. And, as previously explained, the Centennial pictures had to go first Sometimes a fellow gets an encouraging note like Lora Sprouse's niece, Nadine R. Bobbins, sent after our mention of her aunt in this column. Such nice notes give us a lift. Dear Earl: My wife Margaret and I were guests of our daughter Debbie and her friend Carla Waterman last Sunday at Milwaukee County Stadium The Brewers beat the Texas Rangers 7 to 4 in a real good action 9 innings. Quite a few pitchers got knocked out of the box. Got a kick out tof the man going down the slide into the beer mug when a homerun was hit. Good town, Milwaukee. Sincerely, Bob Breier They would have a beer mug in Milwaukee, Bob. What else? Pat Wirtz has a story in this issue about a coming All-Star game between 16" and 12" softball stars. Bernie Klapperich, issued the challenge to the 12" League, expecting to clobber them. Should be a fun time. You all come...Aug. 19. Tournament Winners Barbara Gilpin and Janet Anderson of McHenry won the 1975 Women's Doubles Summer Tennis Tournament held at the Racket Club. Crystal Lake, this past weekend. The McHenry team which was seeded fourth in a field of fifteen doubles teams, beat Kathy Bolger of McHenry and Sandra Bishop of Crystal Lake in the finals by scores of 6-3, 6-4. Women's teams participating in the annual summer tour nament included women from Crystal Lake, Woodstock, Algonquin. Cary, Barrington, and McHenry. Previously. Barb arlcl Jan had won second place trophies in the 1974 Women's Doubles Summer Tournament and in the 1974 Class A Women's Doubles Winter Tournament. To reach the finals. Barb and Jan played Anita Fink and Kim Stephens, 6-1, 6-0; Joyce Tomberlin and Jane Stark, 6-2, 6-3; Joan Melahn and Mary Harwood, 6-2, 6-0 and Bolger and Bishop, 6-3, 6-4. To reach the semi-finals, Kathy Bolger and Sandra Bishop defeated Jan Lobb and Glenda Casseity, 6-0, 5-0; Polly Pasco and Jane Tally, 6-0, 6-2 and Jan Chapman and Kiki Stinek, 6-3, 4-6, 6-1. Winners of the consolation matches were.. Eleanor Hi^ trich of Woodstock and Andrea Faellaci of Crystal Lake. • i £ WOMDC FT. LAKE FLOTILLA 4-fc USC.a. Awx- n Mid-Summer Hunter- Jumper Horse Show At Capricorn Farm Sports Calendar Capricorn F^rm, Crystal Lake, will be the site for a Northern Illinois Hunter & Jumper Association recognized horse show on Sunday, August 24, starting at 8:30 a.m. Classes will be held and Championships and Reserve Championships will be offered for the following divisions: Pony Hunter, Jr. Hunter 14 Years and Under, Jr. Hunter 15-17, 1st Year Green Hunter, 2nd Year Green Hunter, Regular Working Hunter, Non-Thorobred Hunter, Jr. Jumper, Combined Jumper, Jr. Equitation rider 14 years and Under Jr. Equitation lider 15-17 and Adult Equitation. Judges for the day will be Mr. and Mrs. A1 Roth of Prospect Heights, Illinois. Entry fees per class; horses must enter all classes in their respective division in order to be eligible for either a Championship or a Reserve Championship award. Each division comprises of two classes, one over fences and one under saddle. Schooling over the courses will be per mitted up to the time of the show and during the show in the rings which are not being used. A limited number of overnight stalls are available on a first- come basis for those wishing to bring their horses in the day before the show. Refreshments will be available throughout the duration of the show and spectators are welcome to attend. There is no admission charge for viewing the day's competition. For further in formation, contact Diane Winikates, Area Cole 815-459- 9718. » The 1st Annual Charity Horse Show for the Benefit of STAR. (Suburban Township Association for the Retarded) was held on July 20 at Capricorn Farm, Crystal Lake, Illinois. Bright sunny skies provided the exhibitors and TIRE SPECIAL I it All FIRESTONE 500's WHITEWALL • 4 PLY • POLYESTER OFF The past issue of the newspaper stated that Fresh man football candidates were to receive their equipment on Monday, August 18th at 8:00. Instead, they will receive their equipment on Monday, August 18th at 1:00. MCHS girl athletes. Pick up physical forms and insurance waivers at school you attend. See dates in Wed. issue this week. spectators alike a royal welcome, as well as making it the largest attended Hunter- Jumper show held in McHenry County during 1975. Great Relief Cal ler (moral iz ing)- -You know we take nothing wi th us in to the next wor ld . Mrs . Rounds--Thank heav en for tha t . I t wi l l be a nov e l ty to go somewhere wi th out having to pack. 1. The able boatman should learn everything there is to know about his boat. This understanding must include: 1. Its hull, with its charac teristics and limitations. 2. Its machinery and rigging. 3. Its underwater gear and all equipment aboard. 4. All of the above. 2. A vessel's propeller is sometimes referred to as a 1. Screw 2. Wheel 3. Prop 4. All of the above. 3. Almost all pleasure boats are propeller driven. When the propeller is viewed from aft (looking forward) and it is seen to turn in a clockwise direction to propel the vessel forward, it is called a 1. Left handed propeller 2. Forward propeller 3. Right handed propeller 4. Reverse propeller ANSWERS ̂ GRANT ] BATTERIES ,Z~' • McHENRY TIRE MART 3931 W. MAIN 385-0294 EXTERIOR ECONOMY LATEX PAINT A durable coating $i| RR with good hiding and'Tfcl ** color retention. Goes • on easily - fast clean- QAL* up with water. WHITE colors extra ACRYLIC LATEX PAINT Highest solids latex <£• made. Covers 60% ^ better than average. * GAL. 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Justen Collection - Reproduced by Rudy Bryant. r • i McHenry Area 12-Inch Softball m I I ALL-STARS CHOSEN Bv Pat Wirtz The McHenry Area 12 Inch Softball League managers picked the 1975 All-Star team on Sunday, August 10. This year the team will play the McHenry Men's 16 Inch All-Stars in a benefit game. The game will be played under the lights at the V.F.W. Softball field beginning at 8:00 p.m. on Tuesday, Aug. 19. There will be 4 innings of 12 inch and 4 innings of 16 inch. The A}l-Stars for 12 inch softball were chosen as follows: First T6am: Player Team Average Greg Freund House of David .549 Gary Schmitt Rusty Nail .450 Steve Rohrer House of David .511 John Connell Old Bridge .500 Gene Hester House of David .617 Tom Miller Swanson Chalet .558 Dave Sundby Old Bridge .518 Steve George House of David .547 John Johnston House of David .482 Dick Doherty Wetteland Decorating .450 Second Team: Steve Major Old Bridge .456 Paul Adams Swanson Chalet .566 Dennis Schmitt Rusty Nail .393 Judd Decker House of David .495 Matt Oik Old Bridge .418 Jerry Bellak Phillip's 66 .479 Bill Comstock Rusty Nail .410 Ed Kaminske S.P.A. .450 Gene Anderson Phillip's 66 .441 Gary Connell Old Bridge .585 1. No. 4 2. No. 1 3. No. 3 Mooring -- Tying up to another boat No advisable, but if you must, approach the other boat at about a 45 degree angle. Make sure the other boat knows of your intentions. Put fenders over the side, and station someone amidships to keep the boats slightly apart unitl they are securely lashed. Lash bow and stern together, leaving enough leeway so each boat can roll free of the other. Never lash two boats together when the sea is running high. Honorable Mentions: Pat McQueeney, Old Bridge; Norb Adams, Jack Adams and Bob Busse, Phillip's 66; Bob Dohr, S.P.A.; A1 Elliott and Len Ackermann, Rusty Nail; Joe Lafontaine, Wetteland Decorating; Bill Rudolph, Swanson Chalet. Special Mention: Ed Raske, Swanson Chalet. Before a motorcycle accident which injured both his legs Raske was batting .429 and playing his usual good defense in left field. Raske was an All-Star last year and will certainly be missed on this year's squad. Ed is currently making his home at Loyola University Medical Hospital in Maywood, Room 5405. Friends may call, write or visit. WETTELAND DECORATING MAKES THE PLAYOFFS! Wetteland Decorating made the playoffs by scoring a run in the bottom of the twelfth inning to beat Rusty Nail 11 to 10. The win gives them the right to play first place House of David in the playoffs. Wetteland scored the winning after one out as John Little and Gary Snell hit successive singles and with runners on first and second Bryce Klontz delivered with a line hit over shortstop for the decisive blow. Final Standings: W L House of David 17 4 Old Bridge 16 5 Rusty Nail 13 8 Wetteland Decorating 10 11 SPA. 10 11 Swanson Chalet 9 12 Phillip's 66 9 12 Pat's Den 0 21 PLAYOFFS BEGIN On Monday evening Rusty Nail met Old Bridge to begin their best 2 out of 3 series, winner going to the cham pionships. Rusty Nail had won 3 games during the regular season from Old Bridge and knocked the Bridge out of a first place tie on the last day of the regular season. Looking back at last week's final score between the two teams, 24-23, one could expect just about anything to occur. 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Sundby made another spec tacular running, diving shoestring catch-one of his specialties! Old Bridge scored three in the third inning on singles by Matt Oik and Pat McQufeeney, Jr.; a triple by Steve Salter drove in two and Frank Lorch's single scored Salter. Rusty Nail came back with their only run in the 4th on Dennis Schmitt's infield hit deep to short, reaching second on a bad throw by McQueeney who was off balance after making a great stop. Bill Comstock singled with two outs bringing in Sch mitt. The Bridge, holding a 6-1 lead, added 4 more runs in the bottom of the fourth on a leadoff double by Sundby, Gary Connell's single and brother John Connell's run scoring single. Matt Oik reached first on what should have bden a double play sending Gary Connell to third. Pat McQueeney singled in Connell and Steve Salter followed with another single driving in Oik. Frank Lorch grounded out but drove in McQueeney on the play. The final run came on Rich Hopper's single followed by Pete Smith's hit and Dave Sundby's sacrifice fly drove in Hopper. A last inning rally by Rusty Nail saw Gary Schmitt leadoff with a hit. A1 Thennes forced Schmitt but reached second on Leon Schmitt's pinch single. The next two batters flied out to the outfield to end the first game. ' \ Mueller Schmitt, D. Schmitt, G Comstock Thennes Schmitt, L. Bauer Lay Brown OLD BRIDGE Sundby Connei. G. Connell, J. Oik McQueenev, Jr Salter Lorch McQueeney, Sr McCormack Hopper Smith 36 11 19 11 2 0 0 0 3 1 1 0 3 0 2 0 2 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 10 10 3 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 10 10 27 1 6 1 2 2 1 2 2 2 0 1 1 3 3 1 2 2 1 1 3 3 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 3 0 2 0 Doubles: Sundby. Triples: Salter. Homeruns: G. Connell, Oik. Sacrifice Hits: Sundby. Walks: (by McQueeney) Mueller. Brown; (by Mueller) none. Errors: McQueeney, Jr. (2), D. Schmitt, Sowers. Rusty Nail Old Bridge 000 100 0- 1 303 410 x - 11 RUSTY NAIL Ackermann Elliott ab r h rbi 3 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 House of David and Wet teland Decorating will begin Wednesday with their first game of the playoffs. Rain made playing conditions poor enough to cancel the originally scheduled game on-- Monday, August 11. Barring further weather complications the playoffs will be held as follows: Wednesday. August 13: Wetteland Decorating vs. House of David Old Bridge vs. Rusty Nail Thursday, August 14: House of David vs. Wetteland Decorating Rusty Nail vs. Old Bridge (if necessary) Sunday, August 17: Wetteland Decorating vs. House of David (if necessary) Championships. Wednesday, August 20 Thursday, August 21 Sunday. August 24 (if necessary) Marching Warriors Plan Drills At West Mr. Leighty, West Campus music director has announced the dates of the preseason drills for the Marching Warriors. Mr. Leighty says that the enrollment is the largest ever for the West side musicians. The special drills are scheduled for Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday evenings at 6:30 behind West. The drills will last until dark,. and all bandsmen, pom-pom girls, and girls interested in the Pennant Corps should attend these drills. Many activities for the Marching Warriors in con junction with bicentennial festivities are forthcoming. Some of these events include the annual Band Day trip to Northwestern; Northern 111. Univ. homecoming parade; the five home football game half- time shows, and a possible trip to Macomb for Western 111. Univ. bicentennial celebration. / BEFORE A WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR TO SEE IF SHE CAN HAVE CHILDREN, SHE -TALKS TO THE LANDLORD. Zgogj "We'll watch for him at JERRY'S. Sooner or later everybody gets there for auto service." JERRY'S"66" AUTO REPAIR 4713 W. Rt. 120 Days 344-1278 Towing after 11 pm. FORMAL WEAK RENTAL for ALL OCCASIONS 1S1 % syi - tfue, tfjwlip/inw 1214 N. Green St., McHenry 4