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REAL PEOPLE A profile of a Pennsylvania priest who doubles as a stand-up comedian, a look at a goose that thinks it's a flam­ ingo, a visit with one of the world's greatest trick-shot pool player and a segment on a Bellevue, Michigan man who yells just like an ambulance siren are some of the highlights of NBC-TV's popular "Real People," WEDNES­ DAY. DECEMBER 9 John Barbour (rear right) and Skip Stephenson and Sarah Purcell (front) are the hosts and Fred Willard is special guest host. Skip travels to McKeesport, Pa., to talk with Father Tom Smith, a full-time clergyman and a part-time comedian. Bill heads to Chattanooga, to meet Mike Masey, who claims to be the world's greatest trick-shot pool player. CHECK LISTINGS FOR EXACT TIME COMPUIOG SiRVICfcv INC WEDNESDAY, DEC. 9 Petits Chanteurs du Mont-Royal (a boys choir), and Lea Disciples de Massenet (an adult choir). 0 TeleFrance-U.S.A. 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