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PUKES OF HAZ2ARD Daisy's (Catherine Bach, pictured) chances of winning the First Annual Miss Tri- Counties Beauty and Talent Contest seem remote after Boss Hogg (Sorreii Booke) accepts $10,000 to assure Miss Hatchlpee (guest star Danone Simpson) of winning on "The Dukes of Hazzard" airing on CBS FRIDAY, MARCH 12. Also starring in the hit series is Tom Wopat as Luke Duke and John Schneider as his brother, Bo. CHECK U8T1NG8 FOR EXACT TIME O 1982 Computes FRIDAY .MARCH 12 smsll-time race drivers, leap at the chance of winning 25,000 dollars to help a man win a family inheritance from his conniving uncle. (2 hrs.) 7:15 ® ® Movie -{Comedy) ** "All Night Long" 1S81 Gene Heckmsn, Barbra Streisand. (Paid Subscription Television) Story of s middle-aged drug store msnager going through a midlife criais. and the woman who helps him through it all. (Rated R) (105 mlns.j, 7:30 •• Open All Night 8® You Asked For It OS Wall Street Week With Louis Rukeyser © Symphony From The New World 9 Apple Polishers IB Movleweek 7:Sg @32 Newscene 8:00 BOO® DallasAgullible Cliff Barnee snaps at the bait J.R. has preoared to trap him. • ® (ft NBC Movie Of The Week 'The Qreat American Traffic Jam' 1982 Stsrs: John Beck, Shslley Fsbares, Desi Arnaz, Jr. When a number of freak accidents occur at the same time, the Los Angeles freeway system goes into gridlock, trapping thousands of motoriats in the iergeat traffic jam in history. (Repeat; 2 hra.) mm& Beet 01 The West W 921 Movla -(Adventure) ** "Where Time Began" A profeesor and his team journey to the center of the earth, finding mysteriousundergroundcities. giant plant a and dinosaurs. (Rsted Q) (1 ISmins.) ®® Movie 'Becker 1964 Richerd Burton and Peter O'Toole star in thia hist oricsl drama baaed on the stage play by Jean Anouilh. The fiim dramatizes the 12th century conflict between King Henry II of England and his close friend Thomas a Becket, who becomea Archbishop of Canterbury. «Chicago Waak In Review Movie -(Comedy) •• "Any Which Way You Can" 1080 Clint Eaatwood, Sondra Locke. A brawler's reputation spreads cross country and an East Coaat syndicate sets him up in the ultimate brawl with his New York counterpart. (Rated PG) (K HRSX « (9) © Movla -(Adventure) * "Plppi Qoes on Board" 1078 Inger Nilsson. A little girl jumps ship In order to return home and is thrown a bag of gold. The fun begins when crooks try to steal It from her. (2 hra.) S3» Iris Chacon MlSL Soccer (Joined In Progreea)New York Arrows vsSt. Louis Steamers S4» Prayer And Praiee Night A.R.T.S. Titles To Be Announced ® MISLIndoor8occerNewYork Arrows vs St. Louis Steamers O TfleFrance-U.S.A. 8:30 S0S Making A Uvlng Plans for Jan's big dats with her new beeu go comically awry when she volunteers to help Maggie clean out her garage, only to get her hand stuck In the wall. O The Vanishing Giants The greet whales, some of the largeet crestures ever to live on earth, are vulnersble to e email but desdly enemy • man. Loretta Swit looks st the dsngsrs fscing the world's whale population and at some steps being taken to aid In their survival. O Strumpet City, Part IV. ® National Collegiate Basket­ ball Championship First Round-Game 9 Falcon Crest • The Power Pinch A N#W9 ® Ufa On Earth 'The Rise of the Mammals' Platypuses. Tasman- ian devils, and kangaroos are among the odd collection of creatures seen in this episode. (Closed-Ceptioned; U.S. A) QO Strike Force The force try to stop roving teenage hoodluma who terrorize and humiliate their robbery victima in order to keep the witneaaes from testifying sgsinst the criminals in court. (80 mine.) ® Movie -(Science Fiction) ** "Altered States" 1980 William Hurt. Blair Brown. A young scisntist, using himself as a guinsa pig for experiments In humsn behavior, hallucinates back in time end undergoes a phyeicaltrsnsf ormation. (Rated R)( 103 mine.) ®@Movie -(Comedy)** "Any Which Way You Can" 1980 Clint Eastwood. Sondra Locke. A brawler's reputation spreads cross country and sn East Coaat syndlcsts ssts him up in the ultimate brawl with his New York counterpart. (Paid Subscription Television) (2 tat.) •• Outer eme Slempre ® 3# Jimmy Swaggart 9MB TBS Evening News 0:30 0 NBA Baaketball Chicago Bulla va Loe Angelee Lakers • Signature: Interview *">tsrar*.»<. [Arc Movie -(Drama) *•* "Foxes" 1070 Jodie Foster, Scott Baio. The traumaa of urban teenagers growing up; the peer pressures, the fast-psced lifestyles and the desire to be known as a 'fox.' (Rated R) (2 ' Saturday Night f ed Bag: Inside, Outside Informaclon 28 700 Club Benny Hill Show 10:08 9 AM In The Family 10:30 ®®0 NCAA Baaketball Tournament Firat round tournament coverage from Pullman, Washington; teemesnd commentators to be announoed. Its; 1 The Tonight Show Gueet Host: George Cartln. (80 mine.) • Entertainment Tonight ® ABC News NightMne Anchored by Ted Koppel. OSS BonnyHUlShow • Qreat Performances 'Brideeheed Revisited: Brids- ehesd Deserted' Charles, now an increeeingly succeeeful peinter, trsvsls to South Americs to recapture hie early inspiration. (Closed-Captioned; U.8.A.) • M.A.8.H. A Starsky And Hutch • 9§ Independent Network it Symphony From The Now 0 8§ El Hogar Que Yo Robe 0 toorteCenter 10:38® Movie -(Musical-Comedy) *** ft "My SteterEUeen" 1088 Jsnet Leigh, Jeck Lemmon. T woOhiogirietry to survive in a Greenwich Village apartment. (2 hre., 8 mine.) 10:48 ® Standing Room Only 'Simon and Garfunkel: The Concert In The Park' Reunited after 11 yeara, Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel perform in a live ooncert taped in New York City'e Centrel Park. SPRING GROVE 8156756666 11:00 0TheTonlghtShowGuest Host: George Csrlin. (60 mins.) 0 Jefferson* 0 Frldsys B ® All In The Femily (39)® Nova 'Pslsce of Delights' This film portrsit sxsmines the Explorstorium in Ssn Francisco, ths finsst scientific museum in the world. (Closed-Ceptioned; U.S.A.) ® Odd Couple • ©® Seturdey Night (0) ® Solid Gold Host: Dionne Wsrwick. Gold record winners perform their hit songs. ® ® Movis -(No Informstlon available)** "EcstasyGirls" (No other informstlon svailsbls; psid subscription tslevision.) (76 mlns.) ® Movie-(Adventure)** "Fighting O'Flynn" 1040 Douglss Feirbsnks, Jr., Helens Csrler. Two men try to cspturs Nspoleonic egents but ons is unmssksd ss s trsitor. (2 hrs.) 0 Nlkkl Haskell Show 11:30® © 8CTV Comedy Network ® Bob Newhart Show ©<52> ComedyCiasetce ® Movie -(Drama) •• "And God Created Woman" 1087 Brigitts Bardot. Curt Jurgene. Young girl is given ehelterbyfemilyendceuees rivalry between the three young aone. (Rated R) (2 hra., 26 mine.) ®Q ABC News Nightline Anchored by Ted Koppel. ® Strumpet City, Part IV. A (2® Y Ahon Out • Pro-Celebrity Golf Mstch 9 Lee Trevino end Fred Truemsn vs Fuzzy Zoeller and Jimmy Hill 159 JimBakker •I _ Rocks '82 12:00 O Wrestling ® Movie -(Drama) * "Code Name: Minus One" 1978 Ben Murphy. Kstherine Crswford. A