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PAGE 4 - PLAINDEALER - FRIDAY. APRIL 1.1883 EARL WALSH Sp|§|p So I Hear After mentioning the Bryan Klontz and her three little cherubs. All the family in review of St. Patrick's Day, way from Colorado. who should tour into town but Sharon -- tornflRTw^r /-*, Out! ^Xjou dzutyr, to (jc FOR A MORE SPECIAL FASTER 801 N. RIVER RD. McHENRY, iLted HAM & TURKEY DINNER MAKE RESERVATIONS EARLY 385-2671 10% sr. err. DISCOUNT Would you believe? Sharon baked a green cake after arriving at her parents' home and brought it to us. Man, that was good eatin! A Repeater: Clerk: "It's an educational toy, Madam, designed to adjust a child to live in the world today. Any way he puts it together, it's wrong." Can a fellow be blamed for thinking the world is cockeyed? Saw a large ad showing women's styles for next fall. Summer slipped past me, somehow My mother wrote this in . a scrap- book she kept for me: If you're trying to keep up with the Joneses, take it easy, in a few years you'll meet them coming bade. -Chicago Trib- In our study of birds, we learn some habits of the ostrich. The mama and the papa take turns settin' on the eggs. The hen sits by day. Her mate takes over nights. Suppose that is to keep the old boy from wandering. Little boys who tell lies travel half- fare. -Anonymous- Just a look at cucumbers in a store give me a pain in the back. Think I was in seventh grade in school when I planted a small patch and did real well financially. The next year I decided to expand and rented a half acre on a special share basis. Now, if you don't think a half acre of cucumbers is enormous, think again. I hired eight boys to help with the picking. They were all on hand for the first day after a rainy spell. If you ever "picked pickles", you know how rough your hands get and how your back aches. Within an hour, my help had all quit and walked along the road toward home. What to do? It was a wet season and growth was fast. My uncle agreed to help - for a good share of the profits. Fortunately, a hired man with a strong back and a weak mind was pressed into service. That was all for those half acre patches. Three ducks have come back to our back forty after being absent all winter. M Join The Easter Parade At * CADILLAC-PONTIAC IN McHENRY, ILLINOIS 1983 COUKKVILU 14,595 Plus Tax & License For 48 Months A.P.R. 11.9% Until [April 1st I 1983 CADILLACS •COUPES •SEDANS •SEVILLES • EIDORADOS • CIMARRON Plus Tax & License For 48 Months 0 \<#> A.P.R. 11.9% Until April 1st! M im 1983 PONIIACS m • MANY OTHER USES CARS TO CHOOSE FROM! • OVER 50 NEW CARS TO CHOOSE FROM! •BONNEVILLE •6MNDKIX •6000 •FIREBIRD •2000 •1000 •PHOENIX ALL YOUR AUTOMOTIVE NEEDS IN ONE BASKET OUR SALES CREW IS BURSTING ALL OVER! ALL IN ONE STORE New Cars - Used Cars Financing - Rustproofing Insurance RT 120 TO WOODSTOCK RT. 120 TO FOX LAKE CADILLAC POMTIAC In McHenry, II. . r- w " S ? a -1 a u SERVKE DEPARTMENT 7:30 - 5:00 MM. - Fri. (015)305-3700 SALES DEPARTMENT Mon. Thru Fri. 9 - 8 Fri. 9 - 6 Sat. 9 - 4 (815)385-6000 CONTAINER GARDENING No matter how small or large your yard, its appeal and at­ tractiveness can be heightened by the use of container plants. For small areas, gardening in containers expands your growing potential and allows you to be more flexible with your planting schemes. For large areas, pots of shrubs or flowers add interest and accent. Plants in containers have the advantage of mobility; you can move containers to follow die light or change your landscape plan as often as you change your mind. Containers can be rotated to ensure better and more uniform growth. Care is easier, usually requiring less bending over. Insect, disease and weed control is easier, and the growing media will be as good as you can make it. Best of all, container gardening allows you to garden where you couldn't ordinarily to lend that "extra touch" -- on porches, patios, or steps, by the pool, along driveways and paths, and in the skies with hanging baskets. The American Association of Nurserymen has advice to enhance your enjoyment of container plantings. They like corn. Lots of it. Have no idea if they plan to nest in our yard All we know is that another eternal triangle exists. Two males waddle along behind a female. Remember way back when you had a date with a special flame, you brought ho- a box of candy? Before punch boards were banned as gambling, you sometimes won a box. More than a half century ago, a big advertising scheme had everybody wondering what the Eskimo Pie would lode like. (X course, you know it turned out to be a goodly portion of ice cream frozen on a stick and dipped in creamy chocolate. Cost -- 10 cents. Now comes Easter. There was a time when ladies wouldn't venture forth on Easter Sunday morning without a new hat. Some were doozies. Fruit on the top. Think little girls wore numbers called sailor hats with ribbons hanging down. Too often the rains came. Come to think of it -- what happened to those flapperish little Eugenie hats? Some of those were good fa* a laugh. Easter is a glorious time. May hard boiled eggs and soft turned words be part of your joys and blessings. Easter Services At Faith Church Faith Presbyterian church, located at the intersection of Lincoln and Chapel Hill roads across from the drive-in theater, invites the McHenry community to any of its three Easter Sunday services to be held at 6:30, 8:30 and 10:45 a.m. The 6:30 sunrise service will feature the sharing of family /Com­ munion around tables, thus, providing an intimate setting. Dr. Snyder will preach on the subject, "The Greatest Miracle". The 8:30 and 10:45 services will feature a cantata sung by the Faith church choir, directed by Melinda Davis. The cantata includes stirring music by John Peterson and will set the stage for Dr. Snyder's sermon. Easter comes from the old English word "Eastre", which was the name of the goddess of spring and dawn. As such, Easter represents the resurrection of Jesus Christ, and the dawning of new hope and life because of that resurrection. The public is invited to share ifl this joyous celebration. The average pencil will write about 30,000 words in its lifetime. Seminars For Adults The Re-Entry Program (REP) at McHenry County college is offering a number of seminars in April specifically designed for adults returning or contemplating a return to school. Within the category heading of personal development is "Non-Verbal Communication". Keith Severns, MCC English instructor, will lead discussion Tuesday, April 5. The seminar meets from 12:30 - 2 p.m. in room 143 at MCC. Wellness is a lifestyle anyone can develop for achieving and sustaining total well-being. The session Tuesday, April 12, deals with taking respon­ sibility for one's own emotional well- being. Titled "Wellness: Sell Responsibility and Self Love", the seminar is taught by Mary Kay Messling, MCC counselor, and meets in room 143 at MCC from 1-2:30 p.m. "Physical Fitness", on Tuesday, April 19, from 1 to 2:30 p.m., focuses on the benefits of being physically fit. The seminar will be led by Cathy Bolger, MCC counselor. The seminar meets in room 143 at MCC. Cathy Bolger will also show bow to challenge self-defeating thoughts in the seminar "Stress Management" scheduled for Tuesday, April 26, from 1 to 2:30 p.m. The seminar meets in cupational fields have the most potential for growth in the next several years. The time is set for 12:30-2 p.m. The seminar is free. To find out more about planning a career, register for the seminar MCC counselor Cathy Bolger is leading titled "Career Planning". On Mon­ day, April 25, from 7-8:30 p.m. listeners will be introduced" to one interest inventory, .the California Occupational Preference system. It will be administered and the results analyzed. It will be held at MCC in room 143. . * Since most of a student's time is spent in reading, reading for com­ prehension is of great importance. "What's the Story? Learning to Read for Comprehension and Appreciation" will provide the basic skills necessary for the analysis of literature, to in­ clude reports, essays and textbook materials. MCC speech instructor Suzanne Vadasz will lead the seminar Monday, April 11, from 7 to 8:30 p.m. It meets in room 143 at MCC. The seminar, "Test Anxiety: A Rational Approach" deals with the causes and solutions. Shirley LeGare, MCC counselor, is the instructor. It meets in room 143 at MCC Thursday, April 14, from 1 to 2:30 p.m. To register for seminars call 455- 230, or register in seminars of interest, "Hot Careers" and "Career Planning." "Hot Careers", co-sponsored by the Re-Entry Program and the Student Life commitee»: Thursday, April 7, will cover current labor market trends. MCC counselors Jim May and Shelly Kaplan will tell what oc- registrations are accepted on available seating. For answers to questions, call 455-3700, ask for REP. "To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals." Ben Franklin °? tJi 3425 W. PEARL ST. 3E 385-4050 EASTER WEEKEND SPECIALS GLASS OF WINE JUST 50* FREE CHAMPAGNE WITH OUR EASTER SUNDAY BREAKFAST WITH ALL "U CAN EAT" GOOD FRIDAY SERVING AT 6:30 A.M. HAVE A GREAT EASTER NEW TORO 2-CYCLE BETTER FROM THE GROUND UP. Compared with any other consumer 2-cycle mower, Toro has more power. More quality features. A longer engine warranty (2 years not just one). 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