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Clint Eastwood, George Kennedy, Vonetta McGee. . 1975. 0 College Basketball: Dayton at Marquette 0 Kup's Show 0 MOVIE: 'Kim' A British spy, masquerading os an Afghan horse dealer, enlists the aid of a Hindu waif to fight unfriendly na tive troops and a band of Czarist Russian invaders. Errol Flynn, Dean Stockwell, Paul Lukas. 1950. 0 The Hitchhiker H:i (3D Switch © (ID World Tomorrow © MOVIE: 'W.W. and the Dixie Dancekings' An easygo ing con-artist loves country mu- sic, robbing gas stotions and o singer colled Dixie. Burt Rey nolds, Art Carney. 1974. © MOVIE: 'Cahill, U.S. Marshal' J.D. Cahill, c tough lawman, sets his skills as a trocker against a wily bank rob ber. John Wayne, George Ken nedy, Gory Grimes. '973. ©(3D What a Fellowship © 3D MOVIE: 'The Killing ' Machine' Champion of justice in post-war Japan uses secret Kung Fu techniques to subdue local black market gangs. 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Tony Francioso, Susan Saint James, Broderick Craw ford. 1970 © © CNN Headline News ©.(3D James Robison 60 New Jersey Report 5:30 AM 0 For Our Times CI Superman 0 It Figures 0 Berenstain Bears (CC) 0 MOVIE: 'I Am the Cheese' 0 MOVIE: 'Tale of Four Wishes' © Pattern for living © m la verne Tripps Special 60 News 6:00 AM 0 Daybreak 0 Greatest Sports legends 0 SportsCenter 0 Cartoon Express 0 Frod Price 0 MOVIE: Bill Cosby, 'Himself" t£i Good Morning Mickey! © Mass for Shut-Ins © Chicago '85 W'l Westbrook Hospital ©(3D Memories 69 Pinwheel © 3D America's Black Forum © World Tomorrow 60 Hispanic Horizons 6:30 AM 0 Objective: Jobs 0 Kid-A-littles 0 © Jimmy Swaggart O Of Cabbages and Kings 0 Three Score 0 Tennis: Lipton Interna tional Players Champion ships from Delray Beach, Fl - Men's Semifinal Match »2 SIB Nostalgia By Andy Noble It was Thursday at 9:30 p. m. We were working the TV cop beat out of Los Angeles. My partner is Bill Cannon. My name is Friday. I carry a badge. We had gotten a report from headquarters about a TV cop show that featured no car chases or explo sions, whose star was a middle-aged cop who smiled only once a year and who spoke in a monotone. The captain told us to bring the show in on a 275-Pl, intent to commit excessive boredom. But we were wrong. After running a thorough investigation, we learned that despite these qualities, the show proved extremely popular with audiences. We let the suspect go. DUM DA DUM DUM! The column you have fust read is true -- the names have not even been changed to protect the innocent. The show was "Dragnet" and starred the laconic lack Webb as Friday and Harry Morgan as his partner, Cannon. The show originally aired from 1952-59, then came back for a second run from 1967-70. ^ Question: What was Sgt. Friday's badge numberf 63 CNN Heodline News © (3D Saturday Night Sing 2:45 AM 0 MOVIE: 'Hannie Coulder' A woman in the old west seeks revenge for the men who killed her husband and raped her. 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