I A welcome visit by `the ghost of July holidays past' That's Life Andy Juniper Guest Contributor 5 | Thursday, July 3, 2014 | OAKVILLE BEAVER | www.insideHALTON.com 'm writing this while on a Jet Ski, under an azure sky on one of those wondrous glacially-carved lakes up in cottage country. OK, confession time -- I'm not really writing this astride a Jet Ski (big surprise, eh?) and, ah, I'm not actually up in cottage country. How could I be in cottage country when I'm indeed writing this as I drive a winding, scenic stretch of American asphalt? I'm on an epic road trip to New York and Boston before heading west to the heartland, cruising into Chicago in time for an always amazing dinner at Naha restaurant, followed by a nightcap in the lounge of the Renaissance hotel overlooking the Chicago River, just in time to catch the nal few innings of a Cubs game up on the big screen. OK, confession time again -- I'm not really writing this as I drive; that would be dangerous. And stupid. Oh, and I'm not actually on an epic road trip. I'm at home. Out on the deck overlooking a swimming pool that's just asking to be cannonballed and the paddocks in which two horses lazily graze. A spectacular sunrise is in play. I'm mugging a strong coffee. And I'm pecking for pleasure on the laptop. I'm holidaying, you see. And, I imagine, I'm not alone. It's the beginning of July, the most popular vacation month for Canadians according to umpteen surveys conducted over the years. For the rst time in as long as I can recall, we're not going anywhere for a summer getaway. Why? In part, because we indulged in a glorious 10-day beach getaway in May, so we're effectively broke. To boot, we have a busy summer social schedule to attend to. Oh, and we're prepping for a big wedding in early September as our eldest marries his high school sweetheart. And while I certainly love most aspects of the so-called "staycation" -- bike rides, `happy hours' by the pool, barbecuing, feasting on incredible Ontario produce as it becomes available, actually sitting down and taking time to (gasp) read a book, and generally living life at a lazier pace -- we do nd that when vacationing at home, you still have to do some things that don't feel particularly vacation-y. Granted, things like laundry, dishes, cleaning up for the next invasion of guests, cutting the grass and sprucing up the gardens, don't seem quite as odious when there's a dip in the pool and a cold beverage waiting on the deck when you're done. Wherever July nds you, dear readers, I hope your feet are up. Heck, if you can swing it, I hope some sweet soul is massaging those feet. I hope your mind is off work -- that if only for a eeting stretch of time, all deadlines are dead to you. I hope you are recharging and rejuvenating and that you are ignoring all emails in favour of cracking the spine of a really good book. Seriously: consider how hectic your life has been for the last 12 months. Consider the wicked winter we just survived. Consider that now July has nally arrived, you deserve a nice break. Personally speaking, I may not be on a Jet Ski or a road trip as I write this, but I am mugging a strong coffee as I'm visited by the ghost of July holidays past. And I'm reliving the boatloads of July fun that's been had over the years. -- Andy Juniper can be contacted at ajjuniper@gmail.com, found on Facebook www.facebook.com, or followed on Twitter at www.twitter.com/thesportjesters. 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