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tant Lip AM a Ld tA a Pitchin' in These grade seven students at Sacred Heart School in Midland were part of the 180 or so students who '"'pitched in" to help clean up their little part of the world. These four, (L to R) Kathy Veaudry, David Merkley, Kevin Sovey, and Keverne Bowen, are program with the Mi members of Mr. who did their part in the "Pitch In '83" run by Hunters and Anglers in association ii elllldtibe, Augemeri's class Georgian Bay nistries of Environment and Education. --Curtain going up on another Players' production Love, Sex and the IRS to be stage by Mary Haskill Love, Sex and the IRS by Wm. Van Zandt and Jane Milmore will be staged May 6, 7, 13, and 14 at Midland Secondary School Auditorium. It is the last of Huronia Players' three-play 1982-83 season. Love, Sex And The IRS is a_ timely presentation indeed. The trauma of Income Tax Returns is still very much with us. Who among us is too upright not to consider listing the dog or cat as dependants, or some such other nefarious scheme, to foil the taxman and save a few dollars? Well--in Love, Sex And The IRS, John Trachman, played by David Allen, dreams up a dandy way to cut his taxes. In case you don't know the IRS is short for Internal Revenue Service and it does to our American cousins what Revenue Canada does to us. Trouble is, Trachman's little plan backfires and Floyd Spinner, (Raymond Knight) the man from IRS, drops in to ask a few questions. Some fast thinking, and even faster foot- work, is called for. The talented cast of Love, Sex And The IRS is equal to the occasion under the direction of May Williams. Com- plications to the plot--and it is a tricky plot!-- are compounded with the help of Trachman's room mate (Barry Daley,) his landlord (Frank Holm,) his mother (Emily Lloyd,) and two charming young ladies (Cindy Vaillancourt and Mary Ellen Kee). John Scott plays a cameo role as Arnold dat MSS Grunion and I won't tell you what he's there for! Fans of Emily Lloyd will enjoy seeing her back on the Players' stage. Knight, Scott, Holm and Allen: are all favorites with local theatre goers. Cindy Vaillancourt will be remembered as the impudent maid in Imaginary Invalid ldst fall. Mary Ellen Kee'is making her debut on stage although she has been active behind the scenes all year. At the mid-winter play, EVE, the Players asked the audience what they wanted in future plays. One person suggested "more of Barry Daley" anda majority asked for more comedy. Huronia Players are happy to oblige. Love, Sex and the IRS has plenty of both. Don't let the title Love, Sex And The IRS give you the wrong impression. There's no need for the Ontario Censors Board to get excited. Sex refers to gender only. lg more. Sorry about that. Will you learn a new wrinkle to save on next year's Income Tax? Come along and see. Summer gym camp Penetang-Midland Hurons » Gymnastics club is sponsoring a summer gymnastics camp. There are two four-week camps, the first from June 27 to July 22, and the second from July 25 to August 19. Each four-week camp is divided into two sessions. Morning sessions (8:30 a.m. to 12 noon) will be for ad- vanced gymnasts, while the afternoon sessions (1 p.m. to 4 p.m.) will be for beginners. Each session will go five days a week. Girls' events include balance beam, floor, uneven bars, vaulting, with some dance in- struction. Boys' events include vaulting, floor, parallel bars, and rings. Hurons' Summer Gymnastics Day Camp '83. will be operating from Corpus Christi Public School in Penetanguishene Entrants must be six years of age and older. Registration fee is $12. A $4 deposit is required with each registration form. Make cheques payable to the Hurons Gym Club. Mail registration forms to Box 1243, Penetang, LOK 1P0, or give them to one of the following persons; John Turner at Wilham Knapp William Joseph Knapp, of 298 Hanly Street, Midland, died on April 21, 1983, at age 78. He had been ill for five years. Mr. Knapp was a member of the Masonic Lodge for 41 years. He was a member of St. Mark's Anglican Church. He was a senior clerk with Canadian National Railways and was an employee of the railway for 44 years. He Parkview School, Ken St. Amant at Bayview School, or Doug Con- dren at Corpus Christi School. Registration forms were available at last Saturday's Lion's Club Elementary School Gym Meet, or can be obtained from your school, or one of the above-mentioned pe- ople. The death occurred on April 20, 1983, at Penetanguishene General Hospital, following a_ lengthy illness, of Georgian Manor resident William (Bill) Errett. Mr. Errett was 77 years of age. The native of Crysler, Ont., was also raised there. He lived in Penetanguishene for the past 25 years. The veteran of the Second worked in Deport Harbour, Capreol, Sudbury, and Midland. He retired 15 years ago. He married his late wife, Ethel May Thompson, in Parry Sound on May 25, 1933. Mr. Knapp was born in Desboro, Ont., the son of Charles Knapp and Pauline Stadtlander. His sons' Gerald Alfred and Peter John, his daughters Ruth Evelyn (Limoges) and Jane Elizabeth Caroline (Battrick) survive him, as does his sister, Emma Monk. Mr. Knapp had 13 grandchildren. Immediate family members' Elizabeth, Jack and Norman predeceased him. A funeral service was held on April 23 in Nicholls Funeral Home. Rev. H. Markle of- ficiated at the service. Interment in St. Mark's Cemetery, Midland. World War was a member of the Crysler and Winchester Royal Canadian Legion. He is survived by his sister Olive Loughridge of Penetanguishene and by nieces and nephews. His parents were Albert Errett and Jamima Burd. Rev. Al Farthing officiated at a funeral. service held in the Georgian Manor on April 21, 1983. Interment in the Presbyterian Cemetery, Crysler. "th S| Enjoy the SS Ree ' Shriners Our Midland District Shrine Club's 18th an- nual circus is over for another year. Young and old enjoyed the afternoon and evening performances at the Midland Centennial Arena. Your attendance and financial help made our Circus a great success. President Frank Carnerie and Chairman Capt. Mel Buckland, appreciate your continued help. Special thanks to Midland Times, Penetang Citizen, Midland Police Force, members of the O.P.P., Midland Arena staff, the Arena board, the Free Press, CKMP, Channel 12, St. John Ambulance, the industries, the business people along with professional people and citizens in the district who purchased our books of Circus. tickets. Many thanks to one and all. Midland District Shrine Club JUU ant | Don's Pools 'Chemical supplies and accessories We carry Bromine-15 times faster than most chlorines tested, does not burn eyes, is less work and far safer to use. THERMAL . 2° 0" 2s ice) POOL $ 289 oh ser ie BLANKETS Ee ae for 16'x32' 16'x36' reg. $414. SPECIAL $327. 18x32' Reg. $414. SPECIAL $327. 20'x40' Reg. $576. SPECIAL $454. _ EZEROLLER $ 1 49 d for 18' pool Don's Pools 549-7619 |- NEW ITEMS Yogurt covered Apricots, candied Almonds. Monday > ey Citizens Day, Discount ; U-BAG-IT é FOODS rise SO King s St. Midland 526-6211 Next door to Municipal Savings & Loank Both toms on sale 'till May 31 Page 16, Wednesday, May 11, 1983