=. GREAT WORK OF BRITISH MIN SAY A PRAYER AND BLOW UP 'FOE'S TRENCH. es “Slackers Allowed in the Trades Unions Now—Nobody Need | Be Idle. A button is pressed | sh and an explosion. n trench is blown sk ‘ wards, writes ‘app Sherliker. ie man who it turns} away with a pi the departing souls; his sense of duty 9) has not affected his fine, sympathetic makes the other. and there is a Pee A Gert men wi site o Death his Miceghts are often of the hereafter. Hence the whis- beet cae and the love for an en- my. You will hear iene ne him, al- though he and his collier comrades from the Midlands are ge wane ful work in the war. men of the mysterious uaieewol id. “Bye. witness” neyer describes their doings, paLTcuie cpete bs will until the struggle is ¢ m he: will tel how eagerly they eame Mcsteine valuable in trench warfare was thelt knowledge of drilling and blasting, the the surface of the battifila I hove will give us a littl man , ai, a little about the tale solilen ho sings in the Midland chapel at Mehirie and Wie tages hig wire ch te. eden all the better for ae a little about the man who issseshimseleadjhs platite ib pow. der and who sends men to th with a id, are far all cursers and atheists, and out there the men who do the best work are the men who fin i and the unknown. Saying Tommy Atkins. Many a German trench has een blown up by these coal miners from the idlamdss many soldiers in the British trenches: have been saved by the same men. When that strange underground rumbling is heard and thinks hard about his wife and his kid- dies at home, the miner from the Mi lands lies few on his ae with his ear to the gr Ty soon he part ‘where ne pt ing is to within a few yards. And our men comfort in the unseen wi | the case in the ea asked half a dozen times in one day if a att work, uu can do a bit of laborin’ if no- es “alse,” a man remarked kindly to me. No sae Now. yk me firm! oe ok mister, fe you could s the stock of shells in fast one pl aes to’ blow ought so, | “bit a8'a matter of fact, our boys a front can use up a lot like that in « + . Good. wages wait- | I reminded him that a man eat pohaded ‘against fereoatt neglecting his work in a munition fac- tory. la "They should hang every one of them,” he sai ly. |" I told him that at one place in the north a trade ‘unionist workman had bjected to a eae ated earning more than a hte i Tek vate to paid; “cum along o’ me and I'll show you methin’.” is took me to his home and pro- duced an old'report of the engineers’ the lives of men wh hands of his trade union, I can you. This Munitions Bill to A, ear with strik slackne: i { coed indeed, but it isn’t Tae as the skilled workers are Ae ote ‘a LADY COLONELS. Several Regiments’ Claim Princess Mary. ww that Princess Mary is official- ly ay val age” several regiments in the army are anxious that her name should be identified with them and that there should a “Princess Mary’s Own.” Among the saunas to this distinction are the 6th Dra. ‘was born have the honor of Steating her name. le army, and particularly is fetenta indeed. now royal radian uacth Colonel -in-Chief. These mn Guards (the Princess Royal), the 18th Hussars (the Queen), and the 19th Hussars (Qu These honors een Alexandra). are saved. Yes, a clever man is_ the | time miner from the Midlands. He looks — funny in his khaki because he is r Given. 8 mien who works:where |:-"Pa;’- seid Joby; ho is. a per- there is plenty of space. But he is a/ sistent knew! fie setkcr “what is grea’ ing man, an i to | law-giver?” “There ain’t any such have to kill, but duty has called him. thing, agnny) replied the old gen- Success to his wriggling and his drill-| tleman, who had been involved in Ing and his explodin ‘am. proud | considerable litigation in ime. x a bone. devoted to the war loap, I have been is book says that somebody <n. Soa eee gly giver,” persisted the youngster. “Then it’s a mistake,” re- joined the father. “Law is never giv- en, It’s retailed in mighty small y | quantities at mighty high figures! fe of Commons may equal division. Minard’s Liniment Cures Burns, Ete. A man is ont of siete when there isn’t a drop in the hou: Solves the _ Ciiry pairy 108 ular with hey “CREAM BRICK Difficulty. OREAM put up in attractive boxes is.as pop- | ‘guest: as, 1s is what do gested had ed for in trade uate and opened it at a page 20! her’ nee they should tenet were Ha oles by the mae a short hi eae te The Speaker in the Brit British House nly vote upon an|'The THE ONLY CUREFOR A WEAK STOMACH by the srl Indigestion and Similar Troubles Must be Treated Through the Blood. Indigestion can be treated in m: poe uses up the natural juices leaves thesstomach and bowels a nd sore. It is font s cause of este Ven try a -e-digi foods’ rugs. Ste gs which digest the fees us zthe. stomach really w makes the trouble “the agate organs e work properly until they ™ Is peaes never do are eae enougheto do it themselves. Nothing ean, give ie atemach iat power _ Hood new, ich, red 50 Ae penis supplied by | liams’, bine ae the succes thi: Nothing oe fae thing can abs from the food but pure red na ai re blood. iving were | . 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A CHINESE ; SACOB. ‘ook His Teacher's Advice and Thus] Gained the Emperor's Favor. w Hsien Feng, winning his fa- 8 fa favor 3; nd in a vand ‘Memoirs of the Court of Peki Miwasd’ thesend of bie relen, ‘Tad Kuang, concerned as to the succession, in much superior in charac- er snd Antelligenice fo:him who event It 's’ao_ Chenung, fe See 0 fern B change his mi pee pe Leow oe upon his mperor, following the. Apiaade icatition, had given Seder one day) that his sons should go hunting in the southern park. Btguette oui that a prince who hi pleted his Grutien sould: a nis abe for permission to absent himself for Ts-ao asked for what purpose, and he answered: “The e a day’s shooting.” Ts’ao whispered to him “A-ko (the ‘Manchu word used in speaking of or addressing princes, meaning erly, elder brother), take advice you reach the park, seid Grate thse bihees enol: ders to your huntsmen not to set any emperor asks you for such reneas is a violation of natur- al eare not to quar- rel with | AOE aoe a ae ae en- deavor to em a-ko, will Sanerinee this, 9 you ae ast tain to win His Maje proval, for I know His Majesty’s disposition. this hinges your whol le future. Be aoe do not forget.’ the princes \returned in the to their father, | ™! only Hsien bag. To Tao Kuang’s questions he replied | seactle: as his tutor had told him. to an emperor was delighted, and salts “ophis i is the enone a @ super- ior man,” and fro y he cided to make te his oe later years, when Tao away, Hsien Feng iss is titer to the be of assis' : lied al see em- the highest posthumous honors given to a Chinese during the last century. ny Examples From Literature of Some Sate Rect neck zoe, orb ie cicamatatal - long to the famous | Rom Chee ankly ah bcs some of tl dhe mperor wishes me to take] MAKING PUNS OF PROPER NAMES THE ANGUISH OF THE FIRST DAYS AT SCHOOL. of the Crimes Which Are Perpetrated. If the men who would make a pun would pick a pocket, what are we to say of the abandoned creature who makes jokes upon proper names? e Everybody with a name upon which punning is possible remembers a. angrial of | the first oe at achool disco his wnfortanate eognomen ‘ inquisitorial bigger boys, and watch- ed with apprehension as the possi ie the aight a delighted grin to the gael. the sorro’ so \that to the indignity of having one’s | | name made the subject of jest and irth was added the intense ennui | prodeed by listening & the same not 0 brilliant jeu d’esprit over 2 agi junbappy n There are certain formule about r army. recruit called Mur- phy is i |“Spud"—the derivation is obvious. d| Also, in the same way a Lee becomes n-| “Gypsy,” his comrades feigning to believe that he must of haere be- sant ue | All Clarks (or C] “Nob! es) are but the Lophieabltity Of this ais 4 is a mystery. | In the Days of Theodore Hook | merry friends jokes upon pro- | per names were quite the e quit ,| while the auditors grinned, the vic [of a Mr. P the speele “How happy you must boils Pepper, to see your friends all mustered!” A better instance, per- i tt he | tax collector called; Winter was seen to be at the door Here comes Mr. Winter collector of Xes, if I advise you to pay him whatever he You had much better pay him without any flummery, ough Winter’s his name his ceedings are summary. pro- This form of punis no new one, indeed, “Even in the! seventeenth cen- tury i flouris erents, drinking together, would follow a crum of bread with a draught of wine, snd then cutter: the’ ‘pions "God Send This Crumb Well Down!” No follower of Oliver could possibly object to such an innocent wis ne nthe solemnity of our lw cocina beereaiethcnad by the name | | pun, There is a ory about a car tain barrister wh not always of the “hear, ake ratio ee Admiralty Division, he left the eee in some doubt whether a certain ves- he mentioned was the Helen or the Ellen. “Is there an ‘h’ in the me?” the Ju dee last at “Yes, my Lord,” broke in his learned friend on the other side, “but it has been lost in the chops of the Chan- nell. The most fearsome and come | to this there is a URGE 8/is limited, inquired. | been plete pun of this kind was mi y an examiner who had to tell a met ‘in paae aieate the result of his viva} oce. The was Field Flowers Goe, and he peduenty attained some eminence in} the churel “The | There is a variety of the pun upon name, however, that one is almost inclined to ions) or at leas gal en an On iat which bri nomen of the Victim. One ot at bes of this ‘rind is’ attri- buted to Sir William Harcourt. Lis- tening to a Bes? descended baronet named Konig! j antiquity of ns amily, the politician was heard to hymn as follows: And Knightley to the istenine. earth Recounts the story of his birth, aa the United States comes the ory of an Saline auditor of Sena- boa i iaies, who, as the Senatorial eee Lodge in some vast wilder A Cemetery Cough. : ing against’ wink in his eye, “Shut there's lots if | that cemetery that ae be glad of 0 tg | course of the wy | ed to another: i: ‘0 that he see signs of acute diseom- fort on a. cot ramble, As. the| party climbed Bi steep acclivity i in the walk one of them, Hs Be ticing the novelist’s distress, whi ‘The labor we delight ee ayn.” ‘After the members of the royal fainily, the Avehbishon.of Canterbury the first peer of the realm. ‘ ae wis peo Dont little ee then?” Little 1 righ) “1 know. 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Schoop’s metal sprinkling pro- cess consists of the manufacture of tridge cases from metallize per i ler at | Parent even to in independence of the large quantities of brass and copper hither- required is obtained. In addition weight of | heretofore. Schoop provess the liquid metal is crushed by means is then inflated ticles, peiyeriee onsa ard or paper can in thi |provaed with small effort Ae ex- ig every ninety days. ne the period is shortened some- 2 Fa To fill the breadbaskets of 44,000,- 000 people lies the peiiord area is clear othe sources s ot Secale than the domestic st be looked to, is, aurea the fact that she ‘eet pools want wheat bread. Germans may thrive on rye bread, but with the Britons at home eating wheat bread ecome so muc abit that it = be classed with other British in. stitutions, Be as parliament and the limitation of the King’s prerogatives. In peace pe all the world is open dri He eat an British ragga overseas, all Eu. u- sure the average quantity of bread, since a world-wide seit of the wheat crop never happen a aetinary yeaes it Tae 109 00, 0 hundredweight, or about of imported Ww ae: o fill the bread basket of the approximately 106,000,- 000 hundredweight, or about 200, 000, op bushels. Par wheat caine wih meinen pie land in the wo Comparative- iy Mite of itqvag teats Cbuntries neh which England is at war. Russia has a bountiful source of supply, but now it is a different story. Scot Killed by a Lion. A communication has been received by Mr. George Sinclair of Knowes Mil ll, Prestonkirk, Scotland, from the frica neers giving the of his son, ie was iatled by a lioness while gene as a scout on the north- west border of oust ea apie riding ahead of a par na- tive carriers, Mr. Sina seta six ries devouring d three times at a Honeas; s the lions 3 oming uy) eu he dismounted Fro he could ae ‘the lioness oes ged, and seized hi arm, en rifle fell to f Es were so severe that he died the fol- lowing mornii ee er ae sp ‘Minard’s Ziniment Cures Dandruff. Force of Habit. We gazed pityingly on the listless rug si leaning against the soda counter. m’t you any ambition?” , kindly and val that, a eNo, ”” he replied, with brightening fared woe = J have something we SA aS { Be ry Empire drésses:of very. sim) “ures is ea Home Journal neck or square outlin be made full length or shorter ferred. The pattern cuts sizes 36, 7% yards 27-inch, ette and 1 yard r Patterns, 15 cents each, may Home Patter George SiserteotsnissOuae ns. k the Convention by whiel ised in from the us pega tae pee reo hat throw a 150-pound body within a radius of 400 fe EMPIRE Sore THEIR ‘has the smartest of the Empire olla with. Secaseaila chemisette with high The collar is “. No. 8989. circular and the sewed-in sleeves can as pri The four-gore skirt finishes at the top with an_ upstanding eae 32 in inches bust messiness requiring in toe tained at your Sy saat or at the any, eo 3-A GASES IN WARF ‘ARE. id Are the Most Virulent and Irritant of Poisi That the Germans were determined agreement of the Hagu the powers pro- all hi? nt the fact that their patent ica re- cords show that Krupps patented a gun for es poisonous bomb; fore 8 The cperinestidne show that it seta bomb a distance of 400 vaste, causing the death of every- et. e gas FARM FOR RENT. ae es ‘tro ae NEWSPAPERS FOR SALE. > ieee for sale fetddd coe. JOB. as 9 a] th to W He Rootes Rasialde mi Fen iy eerges estes: oe ed cross ureater slang stocl for low prices yons, mi Tern cers ANCER. TUMORS, oalatby oa nt externa ured. wit ie ome treatment. Write Petes ot NEW YORK. Lakeside Farm 107 Acres, $1,800? 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I began life as an infat Minard’s iniment for wishes were horses, aes eo airships. abe Pi The ore 0! the form of bombs and other oat ances is really a revival of the an- cient methods of warfare palsy to The gas bomb is ich the | of @ © |nese “‘stink-pot” olin ls, men 8 employ a sbtay visdlec and feritant of potion’ ana wawimee ces cover from the effects after they have lo cutting, no plas- ters or pads to press. th ot Get a 25e. Dore of ae hee ein “T understand you began your life has been ‘fooling, : nt. le everywhere. beggars The Peer and the Parrot. The Late Lord Belbosne ae was very pious turn al dd pray- ers regularly at home, ba a mterutive parrot which was kept in one Serene This bird escaped one | day and was reported tobe at oe top of one of the trees at the e1 Portland eae where they lived. Ser borne and hi ghter Aor ah i. try and eibaver the treasure. place “Pretty pall pretty Poll, me ‘en, cries Miss Palmer persuasively; but Poll does inless | ot, stir, ‘The Chanel then. takes ae up. ry,” ‘y; he knows eds voice better.” Putnam's Extractor 80, se a deep Wee he says, “Pretty Go! makes the corn g0|Poll, Poll, Poll, come, pretty’ Poll!” without pain, Take: 8 | “Let us pray!” ee pretty Poll from tree- but the loes not move. Resist Helping a Lady. “Jack, J wish you'd’ come txt see me. oceationally Ae “No; bu get up a little brisk competition.” MADE. IN GANADA avian trul; DR. JOS. AUG. How She Pe : Mary-—=Mrs. Dela janey, her little girl Road eo to ‘play. rite in ins RANTS a ye her mlaying just that ae the other day. ——— ONTARIO — VETERINARY COLLEGE Under the Agnicul pines with oe Univer of sent Write Dept. _Vv.S., M.S. 3a ‘control Devoe ture of Ontar Bilehed 1862 en) TO a Friday, IT CAN, — aay jst, 1915. 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